No.159847
No.159848
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>>159843
Nobody needs my posts.
No.159849
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>>159845
don't call me a loser, nerd
No.159850
>>159847
>>159847
>>159847
>>159847
Just can't get the staff these days, aye.
No.159853
No.159854
>>159844
Then you die by the rice
>>159848
ONE RAIN POST A DAY
ONE RAIN POST A DAY
ONE RAIN POST A DAY
>>159849
Dont call me a nerd ya baka
No.159855
should be back
if im not ive passed out and slept
No.159856
>>159854
Bit when we playing board games together?
No.159858
>>159848
they are good though.
>>159854
I welcome death
No.159859
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>>159854
I'm out of insults
No.159860
>>159853
What was the question
I was a bit busy didn't see it
No.159861
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No.159862
>>159856
Board games?
>>159858
Then I wont kill you just keep you close to death. Heal you up and start over
>>159859
Is she sweaty or is that water? I prefer the first option.
No.159864
>>159859
Damn your game is so weak, I really will have to teach you how to bully.
>>159862
Yeah board games, like 100% orange juice.
No.159865
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>>159854
My posts are not vitamins.
>>159858
Most of it is just shitposting.
No.159866
>>159860
"isnt hailey adorable?"
No.159867
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>>159861
Ready to conquer sir.
No.159869
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No.159870
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>>159862
whichever one you want
probably a mix of both
>>159864
if I thought about it I could find an insult but they don't come naturally
No.159871
>>159862
No torture
>>159865
fun posting i like it
No.159872
>tfw havent been fingering your ass cuz your sick
No.159873
>>159861
Do you have no shame?!
>>159864
When I kill everyone here in ds3 over and over again till they start playing offline. Uhh idk, I dont even have it.
>>159865
>Tfw Rain posts are my only drugs
>>159870
Sweat it is!
No.159874
>>159873
>Do you have no shame?!
But, Bit, you know he has no shame.
No.159875
>>159872
is this a mix feelings kinda picture or?
No.159876
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No.159877
>>159873
Is ds3 the only game you looking forward to this year? What about mass effect.
Though to be fair most games don't get announced till e3
No.159878
>>159877
ME is next year, I think.
No.159879
>>159873
>When I kill everyone here in ds3 over and over again
I'm gonna mess you up
>>159877
>>159878
Mass effect Q1 next year
No.159881
>>159871
Yes
>>159874
Silly me
>>159876
*Slaps wing*
>>159877
Pretty much, Naruto already came out and some others have no release for 2016 so im not trying to hype over it to much.
No.159882
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>First assignment in my new course 1 week end
>its to start a whole new firm in a legit manner
Lmao
No.159885
>>159879
Aw okay, well then shit, I'd say ff15 but I don't have a console for it still realyl excited for it though since my bromance.
Otherwise Halo Wars 2 though.
>>159881
>>159881
Aw okay, I guess that makes sense but still I'm sure you will like something once e3 happens. We should all watch that together.
No.159886
No.159887
No.159889
>>159881
please dont…
>>159883
Rain dont be sad its still crazy
No.159890
>jerking off the cute boy next to you under the desk
Hello everyone!
No.159891
>>159883
Is there anything better than a red head? Two of them.
>>159885
Hmmm maybe
No.159892
>>159890
Im full gay, but doing something like that is just creepy wtf
No.159893
>>159884
Do I look afraid?
No.159894
>>159891
All maybes are a yes in my book, so are all nos, and all yes.
>>159893
You look frozen in place so yeah kind of.
No.159895
>>159892
Nah mayne, it's hot as shit.
Are you fucking straight or something?
No.159896
>>159888
>888
>>159889
Then give me some rice or grow it
>>159890
….
>>159893
You will be
>>159894
Idk maybe
No.159897
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>>159896
>…
What do you mean by this?
No.159899
>>159896
So it that a maybe on me eating your carrots?
No.159900
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>>159894
I'm not afraid.
>>159896
I'm going to make you rage quit :D
No.159901
>>159898
Hah.
Two can play at this game.
No.159902
>>159889
>>159891
I need more motivation.
No.159903
No.159905
>>159904
Stop sitting on them :3
No.159906
>>159899
Sure, you can have them all
>>159900
Pssh once I get that one weapon it's all over!
>>159901
Woah like..put that thing away? Trying to make me feel even more uncomfortable?
>>159902
In what? Posting? Im not motivation enough?!
No.159908
>>159905
but how i meant to sit down then
No.159909
>>159904
Cut them off.
>>159900
For now, what are your fears though?
>>159906
Alright I'll give you day old rice in return.
No.159910
>I watched 1 hour of ds3 gameplay
No.159911
>>159907
Never give up
>>159909
>Day old
Stop right there scum
No.159912
>>159909
i may be effeminate but not that much
No.159913
>>159906
You are good motivation, I just need to stop dwelling.
>>159907
Very well, back to what I do best then.
No.159914
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>>159906
I might have the same weapon, I'm going to enjoy shoving it up your ass lol
>>159908
Pull them up so you don't sit on your nuts
>>159909
I have anxiety, but not many real fears. I'm not afraid to die or anything. I dunno
No.159915
>>159911
Hey you didn't ask for anything in return, I was at least being generous. Damn I didn't know you were such a rice snob.
I was gonna let the rice age like a fine wine.
Speaking of rice and wine, have you tried sake? It taste like shit and was terrible
I want to look for a carrot based alcohol now.
>>159912
Then how are you suppose to be my gf when you still have balls?
No.159916
>tfw your bf has the worst wording in the world and makes you think dumb stuff
>////<
No.159917
>>159911
I cant get you rice im poor and i cant grow it
>>159913
YES!
No.159918
No.159919
>>159916
y-you did not denied it
No.159920
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>>159914
well that could work :3 thank you for the ball help
>>159915
i dont know but tumblr has the answer
No.159921
>>159918
to the first question u dumb fart
No.159922
>>159913
I see, happens to the best of us
>>159914
The only way you're getting behind me is when im walking past your dead corpse fuck boi!
>>159915
I just dont like hard rice! Nope never tried
>>159917
Sell your body
No.159923
>>159919
your fault for not knowing good english!!!!!
No.159924
>>159923
MAI INGLISH IST GUT
RÄÄÄÄ
No.159925
No.159926
>>159914
Aw no even irrational fears since thats mostly what I have.
Like the irrational fear of being inside the deep ocean.
>>159916
It's what happens when he isn't a english speaker.
>>159920
That sounds hard, I don't like those kind of answers.
>>159922
Good avoid it, it taste super bad. Only an actual weeaboo would deal with that nasty shit.
It won't be hard after you boil it though!
No.159927
>>159922
we've been over this
no one wants it
No.159929
I'm going to bed you pervs! Nini :3
No.159930
>>159926
its not like cutting by my balls off is easy or anything
No.159931
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>>159924
nein kraut!
>>159926
i know but it was something very embarrassing thing he worded badly!
No.159932
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>>159920
No problem <3
>>159922
I'm going to shiv you to death
>>159926
I honestly don't know, I'm not afraid of much other than crowded places
>>159929
Nini <3
No.159934
Everyone give me attention!
No.159935
>>159917
Right, back to it then.
>>159922
I cannot help the longing for that in which is dead.
No.159936
>>159926
Nuh uh fresh rice or get the fug out
>>159927
>no one wants it
Slander
>>159929
Night night
>>159932
No way
No.159937
>>159934
2 attentions for you burt
No.159938
>>159934
Here you go
>>159936
I'm going to teabag your corpse
No.159939
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>159936
Alright how much I get if I give you rice directly from a rice patty that I hand picked?
>>159932
Alright I'm gonna through you into a group of 100 mimes and see how you react. Having all of them in on a flash mob joke that you don't get.
>>159931
Hue, that makes it great though.
>>159930
Uh huh gives me 5 secs and a pair of scissors.
Spoiler you may died in the process.
No.159941
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No.159942
>>159934
BURT BURT
U
R
T
B
U
R
T
PS. I'm just lurking.
No.159943
also requesting attention
No.159944
>>159943
post some froggies!
No.159945
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>>159939
i'm not saying the act of cutting ones balls off is hard. its the bleeding after what is the problem. but tbh it is pretty gay not wanting dick and balls,
No.159946
>>159940
Bit I no longer have a house, can I live with you since apparently my house got burn down my mysterious circumstances.
>>159942
Morning skandi, you have a good rest of the night drinking after I went to sleep?
No.159947
>>159935
Im proud of you
>>159936
hows that slander?
>>159937
two?!
>>159938
excellent
>>159940
WOAH thats a lot of (you)s
>>159942
Bless you skandi
>>159943
You get attention
No.159949
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No.159950
>>159947
2 american attentions = 3000 attentions in Constantinople
No.159952
>>159941
:v(
>>159943
>>159946
Weird you should find out who did it first, they could try to burn mine down next!
>>159947
and lies!
No.159953
>>159947
Any time. And now back to not posting!
>>159946
I did! I accused Kyoko of being a cuck, but the reasoning behind it is a bit unclear to me at the moment. But in any case, I'm not posting now, I'm watching LPs!
No.159954
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
We need more inspirational speeches or in this case a combination of them with a cool video and concept in the background.
>>159950
You should see this if you haven't.
>>159945
Naw that is the gay part, unless its a feminine penis then its not gay.
>>159952
I heard they are some mega nerd who hasn't even kissed a boy yet!
>>159953
Alright continue not posting at me, as always your voice was appreciated since it made me giggle with how silly it was.
No.159955
>>159950
You mean Istanbul cause Istanbul was Constantinople, Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
>>159952
Its neither lies or slander I know its all fact so I am neither slandering myself or lying
No.159956
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>>159952
Aw ok I won't teabag your corpse
No.159957
>>159951
no
>>159953
Have fun lurking
No.159958
I'm back negroes.
With booze, and more knowledge.
I'm volunteering in a primary school, helping with reading and P.E. stuff, and work in a youth club dealing with the anime kids. They gave me a list I gotta watch.
Oh, new avatar, I post Toko now.
No.159959
>>159955
ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMN IT!
No.159960
>>159944
>>159947
damn burt
ily
>>159948
hey there rager
are you cute?
>>159952
>his thunderbolt isnt enhanced
>>159949
~
No.159964
>>159958
is it all pleb tastes?
No.159965
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>>159958
Hey Scan <3 How's you?
No.159966
>>159960
excellent froggo man
No.159967
>>159957
What if I wanted to be ignored?
No.159968
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No.159969
>>159958
Toko x Tomo.
Still she is pretty good, at least when she is insane. Her regular nerdy form is shit.
>>159961
Hmm?
No.159970
>>159968
So… Scanner… What happened?
No.159971
>>159968
how have you been
i was actually gonna send you a message on steam someday to see how you were doing!
No.159972
>>159959
Its still real under a different name
>>159960
No need to love me, just doing whats right
>>159967
So you can sulk? never!
No.159973
>>159954
Im sure that nerd has it reasons, I heard that person burning house downs only burns big bakas
>>159955
It's a lie! Its a lie!!
>>159956
Thanks :D
>>159958
ello
>>159960
I dont wanna overdose fam
>>15996
yo
No.159974
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>>159954
how does one get a fem penis?
No.159975
>>159972
CONSTANTINOPLE WILL RISE AGAIN
TO DEATH WITH THE TURKROACHES
No.159976
>>159972
I can't cry tears even if I wanted to, you know blood is all that comes out of my eyes.
No.159978
>>159973
I'm not fat!
BRB time to hide in the bathroom and cry myself to sleep in a corner.
>>159974
Putting a ribbon/bow its a pretty good start.
No.159979
>>159973
Its not a lie, prove me wrong
>>159975
Maybe one day
>>159976
>be silent, morose, and bad-tempered out of annoyance or disappointment.
doesn't say anything about crying
No.159980
>>159964
>>159964
It is hit and miss.
I'd scan the list if I had my ol' scanner.
We got Death Note, Mirra Nikki, Black Butler, No.6, Naruto, Parasyte, Assassination Classrom, One Piece, Attack on Titan, RWBY, Amnesia, Dioblik Lovers, Free!, Fairy Tail, Soul Eater and Sword Art Online to name a few.
These little chucks never heard of Cat Soup, FLCL or Space Dandy. Take that what you will, it is hit and miss but I sorta dig Parasyte.
>>159965
Doing good, just did a poster for the Anime Club I'm helping, did it in a gorillion hours on GIMP.
>>159970
See above.
>>159971
Likewise, see above.
>>159969
I like the nerdy shit, it accentuates the craziness. Mind you, all the characters are shit, but that's why I love them.
No.159981
>>159978
a poka dot ribbon?
No.159983
>>159977
>>159979
the crusades will happen again and the right people will own turkey again
>>159980
well at least you are here now!
No.159984
Oh, and I got into Disgaea, I fucking love Prinnies now.
I fucking love helping kids read, and it makes me smile coming up with questions to ask them over the reading material.
I could make a radio show, but I'll need a script; since I won't be drunk or drug and ergo, stupid/funny.
>>159973
Yo Bit.
No.159985
>>159981
Why haven't you shown me your penis yet?
No.159986
>>159979
Did I ever mention that I haven't slept since Courier managed to knock me out with that piano playing?
No.159987
>>159980
>all the characters are shit
Why you gotta make me fight you?
Junko is 10/10 waifu
Detective bitch is pretty good
Celestia is 10/10
Sport girl is 10/10
Trap is 8/10
Most the guys are pretty good too.
>>159981
I think the ribbon doesn't matter too much, but polka dot is shit so minus points in my opinion.
No.159988
>>159980
But why did you decide to do it?
No.159989
>>159985
why havent you shown me yours?
No.159990
>>159987
They're all 2 dimensional, and I ain't talking about how they drawn. But how they fuck with those obvious traits is fucking awesome.
Darangaronpa is a shit Virtue's Last Reward, I SAID IT, HA!
No.159991
>>159989
Shut up bitch you've seen more of it than most
No.159992
>>159991
i wanna see it again :3
No.159993
>>159982
Thought so, but I gotta watch it so I can relate to the cunts.
You know me, I like my Cat Soup. I like my FLCL. I had a poster of Akira. Maybe I could get them on Beserk. PLUS, mostly watching American cartoons now.
No.159994
>tfw you're about to write a message and suddenly routine maintenance
Thanks steam….
No.159995
No.159996
>>159978
I dont care if you were you're still a big baka, im gonna go die now
>>159979
I wont say such things in da thread, you just put yourself down when it comes to it that is all so hmph
No.159998
>>159988
Because I needed something to do, and the oppurtunity presented itself.
Monkey see, monkey do.
No.159999
>>159980
im very concerned about a person who post on chans is with working kids, going post on mumsnet about it kek. also shit tastes.
>>159987
what would you recommend? then bitch :3
No.160000
>>159994
>tfw was about to get your message and suddenly routine maintenance
No.160001
>>159990
Never played Virtue's. Still nope Virtue's doesn't have 10/10 gothic waifu or the yandere waifu.
Dangan ronpa 2 is a shit though in comparison to one.
>>159996
Why you sleep at such weird times, how am I suppose to bully you if you are asleep?
>>159999
Nice quads.
I'd recommend a pinky one with a bit of frilly's
No.160002
>>160000
Nice quads sweetie
It is really suffering.
No.160004
>>159983
Last time crusades hit Istanbul it was still Constantinople that was a bit fucked up
>>159986
That was pretty good piano work
>>159996
Fine Bit I will trust you on it, also think positive about myself…
No.160005
>>160001
Who said I was gonna sleep? Fugging never closed the thread ok bai
>>160004
nerd
No.160006
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>>160004
point is Constantinople is better than istanbul
see? i didnt even capitalize istanbul
No.160007
>>159993
you need some actual tastes as well
No.160008
>tfw putting a Prinny in school poster because you're the only adult who plays weeb games
>tfw finally authority
>>159997
You actually brought me here, put the idea in my head.
Thanks Boo <3
Have a Prinny.
>>159999
It's the people who DON'T post on chans you need to worry about.
And plus, saying that I post on the chans is the reason I shouldn't be working with kids totally means you don't know much about me.
Hi, I'm SCANNER
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No.160010
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>>160007
What's wrong with what I got right now?
No.160011
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>>160005
See ya later slut.
Make sure to think of me in your dreams.
>>160003
I don't get your memes or metal gear humor.
No.160012
>>160010
I could drop a penny into it and it'd barely get wet
No.160014
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should I fap or play games
>>160001
celestia is my gorl
No.160015
>>160005
never mind there goes all my self esteem
>>160006
I doubt it will happen but good luck in the crusades if it does
No.160016
>>160001
Damnit, I was gonna buy that when it eventually gets on PC.
And true that, the waifus are bomb.
But I ain't in the waifu game, this is why I love Virute's more.
>>160012
Sort me out then, shitpiece.
I'm getting out more, watching shit anime, reading shit books and also picking up skateboarding.
No.160018
>>160014
We finally have 1 character we can agree on, go fap to celestia then, she will make you play video games better.
>>160016
Well this is why your game is weak then, waifus matter more than quality content don't you know?
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>>160016
>being a skater
this isn't the 90s homo
No.160020
>>160002
How do we express our steam love if there's no steam to love on?
>>160014
fap
get off to sending pics of yourself to me
>>160008
Oh right on scanner welcome to this place
there's a lot of qts here
i own all of them though
No.160021
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>>160018
ew gross I'm gay
also we agree on silver haired waifus and something else I can't think of
>>160020
nuh uh
No.160022
>>160020
Exactly! Oh well i should be going to bed soon.
Its getting late.
No.160024
>>160018
I prefer the term 'esoteric'.
>>160019
The 90s never left St.Helens.
It is a fucking skating town.
Weed and decks are up in stock too.
>>160020
Thanks for welcoming here Boo.
Can you introduce me to everyone?
That guy who posts spiders seems to be a young, lewd chap.
No.160025
>>160022
You could stay up for a little also though
And talk to me a bit, yeah?
>>160021
You're misbehaving
No.160026
>>160023
ok i admit i dig it but the one i posted is better !
No.160028
>>160024
we gotta kill them all then
No.160029
>>160025
Alright. For you i will.
No.160030
No.160031
>>160001
done deal :3
>>160008
hey im Blackjack.
have you told them you like anime? dont speaking from experience i have a cousin who just got into the animu, telling me i should watch SAO, im just lel what shit taste faggot its great
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No.160033
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>>160021
Ew gay, you gonna go to hell you know for kissing boys.
Though silver hair we did agree on is top tier. Not sure if anything else.
I think we both agreed on the fact I'm 10/10.
Post pics of someone/something you think is attractive then.
I just like muscle fujoshi bait with long hair and traps.
>>160024
That just sounds like 'hipster'.
>>160027
Now we gun memes? I'm not falling your logic at all.
Hell I don't even know who you are!
No.160036
>>160031
I didn't realize you were gonna do it, if you do I'll force you to post it in the thread so you know. Have fun with that.
No.160037
>>160024
this is some task you ask of me scanner
but i will do it as long as you acknowledge the relationship points between us that this will gain me
pay attention
>>160029
This is Cherub
he's my waifu and also a huge sweetheart
>>160035
this is akari's date
he is dating the poster akari
all he does is talk about his boyfriend, akari
there was some conspiracy over how he might actually be soto trolling on /lewd/
>>160036
This is tomo,
i havent conquered him yet but i bet he's a real qt
>>160034
this is burt, he's a regular guy like us
he has eccentric music tastes
>>160019
this is lewdie
one of britain's e-sluts here
very effective at what he does
>>160027
this is baby boy
he's a bit more of a /v/-cultured and normal poster, but still would quality in the bracket of sluts
>>160013
rager is one of the thread's few tops (like your boy boo)
he's cool enough, anyway
pretty chill guy
i think that's all who are here right now
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>>160025
you're not my master or something
it's not misbehaving if there was never anything to behave and follow
>>160033
traps are only good for self incerting to me
they're usually too giggly and shit though, but there's one artist who's characters I connect with and shit
I'm not sure I don't look at people very often, and characters I relate to are the ones I like
How Much is my waifu though, she's cute
No.160040
>>160037
I'm wolfspider you faglord
No.160041
>>160037
me trolling??? noooo
i have a steam and i also am really in love with my husband!!
plus i already know scanner he cool with me
cmon froggie i didnt think you were such a pleb
No.160042
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No.160043
>>160037
>conquered
Scanner knows who I am minorly as ClownPiece
Plus I've always been an established only top dom. Just I haven't lewded anybody from here anymore so I guess its not known by new people.
>>160038
Your waifu i could fap to she is cute but slightly too small chested overall. A solid 7 or 7.5/10.
No.160044
>>160037
Wolfspider, Tak, BeardedBurt, Date… don't know Tomo though; yeah, I have posted here for a while, Scoots called me a TRAITOR because I talked shit over him here.
Yeah, I'M OMNIPRESENT NYUGGAH!
No.160045
oh scanner i forgot about
>>160042
this is brat
he's one of the girls who likes me but he's really defiant sometimes and rude to your boy and his flirting
No.160046
>>160044
refer to >>160043
I'm Clown
No.160047
>>160033
Listen, I am Noun's fucking father…
No.160048
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>>160043
why would you lower for a little above mosquito bites
it means she won't be a saggy cow when older
also closer to her heart
>>160045
I'm not defiant or rude
take it back
No.160050
>>160037
You've a lot to learn boo :D
No.160051
>>160043
Oh yeah, sorry for deleting you on Steam, deleted those I don't talk to much.
>>160048
Now I welcome YOU to the club, I know you're old money; back in the 'BACK WHEN' times.
>>160050
Boo is like… in the game longer than I have.
He's like the Godfather, he posted as drawn cats and drawn stuff long before I was a little babby.
No.160052
>dramatic recreation of drunk Skandi
No.160053
>>160047
I don't think thats true, I bet you aren't even older than him. Noun is like 49.
>>160049
Cause that isn't an issue until around 40+ I rather enjoy those early years more. Since as a non-gay boy I like my paizuri.
>>160051
Are you sure you deleted me? I probably deleted you since I delete everyone constantly. Though I do the exact same so we are even in that regards.
No.160054
No.160055
>>160053
We could add each other again, but you know, who has the time for that?
Best to know each other in boards, I'm lazy and you delete people and stuff.
No.160056
>>160049
You're really mean to me for all the compliments ive showered you with, you know~
I've always thought you were really special brat, but our relationship has never gotten anywhere :c
>>160051
nah scanner its my pleasure to have you here matey
you and me are like a team
a wall
a SHIELD
>>160050
you've been a wonderful thread guide for me, koaku <3
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No.160058
>>160051
You didnt delete me and we dont talk like at all
No.160060
>>160031
I told them I like FLCL. Berserk and all that.
I'm the only one who can like… talk to em; since I'm auts like that.
All the other volunteers are in the sports hall, I'm the only one with interest with the stuff.
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>>160053
tomo
more like
homo
you took it up the butt and you're saying a nice girl who might not even be fully developed is no good
dumby
>>160056
good I do bad things to people when I get attached to them
No.160062
>>160054
Overhodet ikke! Klokken er ikke engang fire om morgenen!
No.160063
>>160055
Plus I won't ever message you first so its best.
The only people I ever message is MAGI and really thats about it.
So unless you are MAGI I wouldn't message you most likely.
I prefer people messaging me first.
>>160059
You didn't even get a check, why you so weird.
No.160064
>>160058
You're different.
You left such a good impression that I'll always have you in my mind.
You got me into Archer.
No.160065
>>160062
Du har måske ikke nogen planer?
No.160066
>>160061
Did I ever tell you that?
I only did it once anyways, you play with your butt every night probably!
No.160067
Remember when I kept posting LISA stuff on /ssft/?
Sorry if that was annoying, I just loved the soundtrack.
>>160063
I know the feeling, I'd rather get drunk, play videogames and do my own thing. Conversation is second. I never start that shit.
No.160068
>>160061
Why's that qt?
You can get attached to me all you want <3
No.160069
>>160064
Didn't think i could make a good impression let alone that good
>>160066
even just once makes you a bottom slut forever
No.160070
>>160056
:)
>>160063
Aw that's sweet <3
No.160071
>>160065
Eh. Jeg skal på skolen klokken to i morgen ettermiddag, så jeg får meg mer enn nok søvn uansett.
Det er forresten gøy å tenke på utlendingene som bruker en eller annen oversettertjeneste for å forstå dette. Hei, utlendinger!
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>>160063
message me first I liked talking to you the other night
although I guess I have to log in for that
>>160066
so what if I do
I'n still unmarked territory so I'm not gay
you are
ha
No.160073
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>>160056
A well oiled machine built for defense AND OFFENSE. SHIELD AND SWORD! BLOODLUST AND CLOTFODDER!
Btw, have a song.
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No.160075
>>160071
Du er heldig at skal møde så sent.
No.160076
>>160069
Such things only come back to you much later.
No.160078
>>160074
I knew someone was doing it!
>>160075
Veldig heldig! Jeg får til og med timene fri fra jobben, om jeg jobber og har skole på samme dag.
No.160079
>>160070
Naw you just an asshole I force to deal with my shit/probably the closest thing to my best friend at the moment is all.
>>160072
We really should talk more, but again I'm always bad at messaging people first. I'm sure me and you still get along just fine. We need to watch anime together.
Still its so weird, virginity is weird, I don't care about it at all once you realize how silly and unimportant it is.
>>160069
Naw, if you don't expert with everything you never know what you are missing out on life.
>>160067
Yeah pretty much this
No.160080
>>160078
Hvor dejligt.
Well i'm gonna sleep now. See ya!
No.160083
>>160076
huh?
>>160079
excuses, you are a bottom slut forever just be thankful I am both high on my migraine meds so I will probably forget and also to lazy to bully you about it
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>>160078
I always read everything :D plus my translator is almost instant
>>160079
You don't force me to do nothing you shit. Don't try to act tough :P
>>160080
Nini C <3
No.160085
>>160083
I mean such feedback on how good an impression you left.
No.160086
>tfw watching a movie with my bf while he is in bed
No.160088
>>160085
now that sentence makes sense
No.160090
not sure what game to play guys
No.160091
I'm here to kick bubble gum and chew ass
No.160092
>>160089
ah dumb fun. i love when the redneck nobody becomes an action hero for no reason
No.160093
>>160084
Jeg forstår det. Jeg trenger bare å merke teksten, og så dukker det opp en praktisk liten knapp som oversetter for meg. Det er veldig enkelt og greit!
No.160094
>>160084
Yup I do, I'm like hey slut, suck this dick.
Then you like no. So I say okay and go back to bitching about how more people aren't me.
>>160083
I've admitted to it a ton of times, I'm surprised you didn't know.
No.160095
>>160091
And youre all out of ass?
No.160096
>>160090
How much money have you got in your pockets?
That which you're willing to spend?
Or do you want me to pick out of your list?
No.160097
>>160096
i think i have all the good games out right now honestly
just bought black desert
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>>160092
yeah its a mindless fun film
No.160099
>>160094
I just dont talk about lewd things and if i read it on here or if you ever told me or someone else did I wouldn't remember bottom slut
No.160100
>>160093
Jeg kan også oversette dette ganske dårlig ingen tvil om, men jeg skjønner poenget: D de kommer i svært nyttig
>>160094
kek
No.160101
>>160097
What mood are you in?
You can play Xcom 2 in windowed whilst doing shit.
You've heard of Gremlin Inc?
Otherwise, go for Jet Set Radio, Fallout4 or Chivalry:Come Hither edition.
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I'm popping over /animus/, too cold and drunk for familarity… or should I go to a whole new board together?
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>>160102
Hey Sebs <3 How's you?
No.160105
>>160100
So when are we getting married.
>>160099
Not unless you are drunk enough that is.
No.160106
>>160104
im alright. how are you
No.160107
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>>160105
You know where I stand on that :p
>>160106
I'm grand a little tired otherwise good :)
You up to much tonight?
No.160108
>>160105
Im just affectionate not lewd when drunk!!
No.160109
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SCRATCH THAT, FOUND MY SECOND WIND!
Fuck French Jazz, I'mma get drunk to Ray Charles and fuck around here!
No.160110
>>160107
took a shower. cam whored a little. might make actual food later
No.160111
>>160107
It's okay we will go into a "marriage" then that results in you giving me all your money or whoever dies first.
>>160108
Thats the same thing.
No.160112
>>160100
Yeah, and I think I'll go back to English now. It's easier for both of us!
No.160113
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>>160108
I can't lewd when drunk. My cock nor attention, cock attention, attention for cocks or anything related to each works.
When I'm drunk, I only wanna listen to jazz, Ray Charles, Blues and shitpost till 2am.
And I haven't found an avatar that encapsulates this, so here is more Toko.
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>>160110
What you planning on making?
>>160111
Good luck with that :P
>>160112
Was it really that bad? lol How's you this evening?
No.160116
>>160111
No, wanting to cuddle and other slutty stuff is not lewd!
>>160113
Jazz is good
No.160119
>>160116
Is so good for drunk music.
I can keep posting drunk music if you'd like; I'm good with drunk music.
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>>160117
I'm going to rape you
No.160122
>>160116
Of course Burt, you can be as slutty as you want it won't be lewd :D
>>160118
Well whatever you decide I hope you enjoy :)
No.160123
i love all of you posters
all of you are my greatest allies
♥♥♥♥♥♥
No.160124
>>160115
>I can also translate this pretty badly no doubt about, but I understand the point: D they come in very handy
Not terrible, but odd! And my evening's going fine! I haven't really done anything all day, except try Shadowrun: Dragonfall, which was pretty fun. How about you, then?
No.160125
>>160119
You can if you want but honestly I wont remember by the next time im drunk
>>160122
AHHH FUCKING WORDFILTER I MEAN P..URE
No.160127
>>160126
Im ashamed of myself for falling for it…
No.160129
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>>160123
More than allies. We're decent friends; and this is a decent place.
Kick your feet up, let those gross titties hang out and drink/smoke/chill with us. You're in good company.
>>160120
FUCKING DO IT, PUSSY!
>>160121
Nnnnh, that's the good stuff.
You should embed that shit so everyone can hear.
I always said /lewd/ is a jazzy place. Posting here is much slower.
>>160125
You don't need to remember, all that matters is setting a good environment.
No.160130
>>160123
Aw that's sweet of you to say boo thankyou <3
>>160124
Probably just the way I worded it into the translator.
Jeg mener jeg kan bare prøve å skrive mer hvordan jeg vanligvis snakker, bare for å teste det igjen, men jeg vil ikke at du skal ha for å holde bytte.
I'm ok though, tired. Managed to stay awake all day so I'm feeling the need to go to bed real soon, I have to get up early so I think my sleeping pattern is sorted again. For the next while at least.
>>160125
lmao
No.160131
>>160127
Don't feel bad
it'll get everyone again eventually.
No.160133
>>160127
>>160131
It does catch out a lot of people :D
No.160134
>>160129
I guess so
>>160130
its not funny!
>>160131
;_;
No.160136
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A SACRIFICE TO THE BEARDGODS!
BLUESKLOK!
No.160137
>>160130
>I mean I can just try to write more how I usually talk, just to test it again, but I will not that you should have to keep the changing.
But yeah, I'm going to bed in an hour or two myself, if I can stay awake that long! But that's good, in any case, gotta stay at least sorta synced with the rest of the world, w/r/t sleeping patterns!
>>160135
Yeah! You're the sluttyst shrine maiden!
No.160138
No.160140
>>160129
come here then fagmo
No.160141
>>160140
So you haven't stalked me to my house?
What sort of rapist are you?
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>>160128
<3
>>160137
I see funny how your translation is mostly correct, though messes up the end :D
Mhm, I'm waiting on some parts coming in the mail tomorrow too, so I have to go out really early to do some shopping, but I don't mind that.
Any plans for the rest of the week for youself?
No.160143
>>160138
Sorry, I forgot about the wordfilter! You're pu.re and lewd!
No.160144
>>160141
one that asks for permission, so a shitty rapist….
No.160146
>>160143
i have never made a single lewd post
no proof!
No.160147
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>>160138
heh 2 in one page, you get hit with that filter a lot :P
>>160139
Hey Tak <3 how's you?
No.160148
the filter has claimed yet another victim
No.160151
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>>160132
Oh, and thanks for the Blues music Date.
Really appreciate it, just had a little silly explosion of WILDNESS.
>>160145
See, that is why I'll always prefer this shit than anime.
No.160152
>>160142
Yeah, it's just when the grammar starts getting kinda different that it gets hard for the poor translator.
Well, I'm gonna meet up with an old friend I haven't seen in a few months, so that's gonna be fun! Or potentially awkward, but add some alcohol and it'll be fine.
>>160146
Oops! Sorry, I meant slutty and inno.cent!
No.160153
>>160147
I haven't eaten in two days
going to fix that soon
No.160155
>>160153
I think yesterday I had a tin of mac n cheese… cold.
Then today ate a sandwich and now drinking eleventy beers.
You and me, we need to look after ourselves.
No.160156
>>160151
I dont know if anyone noticed but i am in love with metalocalypse its an amazing show
No.160157
>>160152
D;
skandi bullying me!!!!
No.160158
>>160116
See confirmed for being a slut. Not everyone is a p.ure maiden like me I guess.
>>160115
Thanks hun, I'll need it.
No.160159
>>160157
It's the wordfilter that's doing it! I'm lewd!
No.160160
>>160153
thats absolutely terrible for you btw
your organs begin to deteriorate at that point
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>>160149
>>160150
3 now, it's a new record, Aw I'm only kidding it happens to everyone from time to time, don't feel bad I know you are p.ure, well not until behind closed doors that is :D
>>160152
Sound's like fun, something to look forward to. I hope you have a good time, and no doubt the drink will help you relax too :)
>>160153
You should eat when you can, what you going to have?
No.160162
No.160163
>>160158
SHUT UP! it was the filter! you are a bottom slut not p.ure at all!
No.160165
>>160161
Plus the fact that we haven't really talked in a while means we'll have a lot to say, so it'll be fine!
>>160162
>dying from that
lol gay
No.160166
>>160163
Sure it was hun, blame a filter that we both know you can get around. It's okay we can cuddle tonight with no lewds.
No.160168
>>160155
>>160160
uh
oops?
>>160161
I was thinking burgers
a murican through and through
No.160169
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>>160156
I noticed, senpai.
I was raised on adult swim.
Is sooooo good.
>>160154
I know what I must do tomorrow.
Combine blues with anime and educate the kids.
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>>160165
im a delicate flower
No.160171
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>>160169
blues is my thing scanns!
its amazing
No.160172
>>160166
I forgot! my mind is all scattered tonight is all
>>160169
>tfw s5 cancelled
I hope brandon cant get it made somehow
No.160173
>>160170
I'm sorry I bullied you, I know you're not gay. Just like master and I aren't gay, since he's my master rather than my bf.
No.160174
yes him being my husband is deffo not gay
No.160175
>>160172
Why is it all scattered? Plus thats a perfect reason for us to cuddle then.
You can join me and MAGI in a cuddle fest.
No.160176
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>>160172
OH, you got me into Clone High too.
Burt, you're like… the big brother I never had.
>>160171
I need it in my life, whenever I'm sober; I'm usually on electro stuff, like Hot Chip.
No.160177
>>160174
Exactly! If you examine the facts closely, I don't think you'd find a single gay person on this entire board!
No.160178
>>160164
Aw <3
>>160165
That's true, lots to catch up on :D
>>160167
<3
>>160168
Sounds good, try to eat though, it's not good to go days without food, though I've done the same before.
No.160179
Right, I think I should head to bed, have fun everyone nini <3
No.160180
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>>160176
well ill make it a thing to post blues for a bit righ t now then
>>160177
as straight as a no.2 pencil
No.160181
>>160179
Worst baby sitter NA
Night night hun, sleep well.
No.160182
>>160179
Goodnight!
>>160180
What, is there a difference in the straightness of different kinds of pencils?
No.160183
>>160175
i dont know just an odd day, that and im a bit high but it was scattered before then
>>160176
arent you older?
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>>160182
well its the most common pencil in the us used in schools
No.160185
>>160180
There is very few times where you can make it a thing.
I'll download this song though, this is probably the best song here now.
No.160187
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>>160185
yeah a blind blues guitarist
i love blues also because of what characters the artists were
No.160188
>>160184
And commoners are straight. I see.
No.160190
>>160183
Probably, 23, but you have more sense than me.
Ok, younger brother with more sense than me?
No.160191
>>160190
That sounds good to me
No.160192
Well, I'm going to bed. Everyone who reads this is honour-bound to call Kyoko a cuck the next time they see him. Good night!
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No.160194
>>160187
You think we'll have a resurgence of such character in this day and age?
Seems to me there isn't much substance around in this world of ours… well, apart from Kojima, he's truly a character himself.
>Dude makes Metal Gear Solid series
>Stealth weren't done in those times
>Gets muscled out his own company
>Gets the company to make a brand new engine
>He makes his own
May be the alcohol talking, but we gotta send Kojima some blues music.
No.160197
>>160195
is that actually you
No.160198
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>>160194
for sure, blues is a thing of legends and mistery
also kojima is pretty rad
No.160199
>>160195
You look vastly prettier from last time I saw you.
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>>160201
no reason not to
least he can do is ignore
No.160204
>>160200
No
I honestly think youre beautiful
No.160205
>>160203
Sent it, fuck Twitters limit.
No.160206
Have you sluts been behaving while I was gone?
No.160209
>>160206
CUCK!
And err… got drunk, tried to send Hideo Kojima blues music.
No.160210
>>160206
blow it out your ass, bitchboi
No.160211
No.160212
>>160203
Plus! I thought he'd like it!
He likes silly niche shit, I think.
No.160213
>>160206
kyoko feed my mental illness and call me pretty
>>160195
No.160214
>>160206
>Well, I'm going to bed. Everyone who reads this is honour-bound to call Kyoko a cuck the next time they see him. Good night!
cuck
No.160215
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No.160216
>>160208
>>160209
>>160211
>>160214
see
>>54651
Miles fapped to that.
>>160207
Burt did you and Bit finally make gay butt babies together?
>>160210
Kawaii. How's things Tak?
>>160213
You're a pretty girl, Hailey~
No.160217
>>160215
Not calling blues silly niche shit, just saying it is niche nowadays.
But I digress. All the songs I listened to in my heady days are dead. Is there anyway I can share with you some dead songs? Had a flashback.
No.160218
this vocaroo isnt as attractive as it is silly
>mfw listening to a scandinavian say boypussy
No.160220
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>160215
Here is one of those bands that died into obscurity.
So yeah, I'm omnipresent like that, Carson Mell just released the story he was gonna post 5 years ago but is gonna cost me £20, so fuck him.
No.160222
akari my love im sorry for being a bad girl today, and i hope that you can forgive me and i hope i can make it up to you in any small or big way, because i love you and because i know whenever we are spending time i should be 100 percent focus on you and nothing else, and i want to be your lewd sissy so i can make it up to you and show you how much i love you, plus i want you to do butt stuff to me
>////<
No.160223
>>160220
ah nice i love her voice and their whole sound overall is amazing, saved the song for my song of the day!
No.160225
>>160223
If you thought that was amazing, this is what I was spouting 4 years ago.
The end track, Alice Dupont- Monster.
You won't find it, and I can give it to you.
I also have another lost song which I can give to you. I'll email it to you, then delete your email. Would that be safe?
I need to share and keep this music safe.
No.160226
>>160219
It's what you want deep down, Burty
>>160221
Hungry also, what does Suzaya taste like?
No.160227
>>160225
okok sounds good
>>160224
its filtered for a reason bunny man!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.160229
>>160226
No one knows what I want deep down!
No.160231
>>160229
You want a cuddle buddy to drink with. I know it to be true.
No.160233
>>160231
Thats not what I want deep down
its just something I want
No.160234
>>160233
Well you also want their dick deep inside of you, does that count as deep down?
No.160235
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>>160232
rabbit man its not funny
No.160236
>>160229
Burt
>>160230
That's no good.
Do something about it!
No.160239
>>160234
I dont want that!
>>160236
well yes i do but i meant no one else
No.160241
>>160239
Yes you do you just lying now!
I'm going to sleep. You have fun with your butt stuff.
No.160242
>>160222
Stupid sissy :)
I love you anyway exactly how you are and im sure at some point you will behave like a good girl and reading my wishes from my lips.
No.160244
>>160241
Stop being a liar and slandering me
goodnight
No.160245
>>160240
Come sit on my lap and cuddle for making me bite into rust.
>>160239
That aside, it's common knowledge that you are a slut.
No.160246
I wish I was more into weed.
Weed doesn't have a hangover.
No.160248
>>160245
I am not…
everyone is mean to me…
No.160251
>>160247
Yes you!
It's just cuddling~
>>160248
But Burt, everyone is a slut
No.160253
>>160250
pat pat
im joking everyone stop bullying burt
he is aight
No.160254
>mika didnt call u cute
wtf
No.160255
on a scale of one to gay burt is definitely a four
No.160257
>>160252
You're definitely a poutineslut. I bet whenever you see poutine you get on your knees and open your mouth.
No.160258
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No.160259
>>160257
do you want to shove your poutine into his mouth?
No.160260
>>160257
Thats a whole other thing…
>>160258
no smiles only sorrow
No.160261
>>160251
only if I'm the big spoon.
No.160262
>>160261
Being big spoon is shit
No.160263
>>160261
There are no spoons when you're sitting on my lap, keeping me warm.
>>160259
Yes, he'd swallow every last bit of gooey gravy and enjoy it.
>>160260
See, everyone is a slut for something. I'm glad you've accepted the fact now.
No.160264
>>160263
w-would he feel the warm fries go down his throat?
No.160265
>>160260
BE CHEERFUL BURT!!!!!!!!
No.160268
>>160262
I do it for the symbolism.
>>160263
I'm going to be poking YOU with my erection, not the other way around.
No.160270
MIKA CALL ME CUTE OR IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
No.160271
>>160269
HAPPY AND JOY PLEASE BURT
No.160273
>>160264
He'd be so blinded by pleasure he'd swallow more than he should, having his throat painfully stretched by my hot fries going down it.
>>160266
>>160268
You're a pervert! I just wanted a cute teddybear to hold to keep me warm.
No.160274
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>>160273
>tfw havent had poutine in years
fug that looks GOOD
No.160277
>>160272
no frowns
bad burt bad burt
only smiles in this super happy chipper zone!
No.160278
No.160279
>>160273
i-i bet you'd make him beg for it, beg for the cheese on his face…
No.160282
>>160278
the self obsession is a little grating
No.160284
Back, what now?
On overtime.
No.160286
>>160283
ill have to force a smile out of you then!!!!
No.160287
>>160276
Open wide, slut.
>>160279
He would beg even as I was slowly moving the poutine near his face anyways, knowing it was coming. His brain would be mush, just a poutinecraving animal, completely under my control.
>>160281
*rapes you*
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No.160294
Im going to bed please stop talking about poutine i need sleep
No.160295
>>160289
*hands you a big bowl of the best poutine i've ever made*
Enjoy~
No.160299
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poutine has always sounded fucking disgusting
No.160302
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I need someone to fuck already
No.160303
No.160304
>>160302
i need a dunsel to get fucked by already
No.160305
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>>160303
who're you?
>>160304
he's dead
No.160306
>>160304
He'll be back. Knowing him, he's probably on an adventure saving the world.
No.160307
good night lewd akari is asleep now so my purpose in this world is fulfilled once more
until tomorrow ! <3
No.160308
I must purge this wasteland.
No.160309
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>>160308
I'll help by purging your insides in a hot sticky whiteness
No.160310
Yo everyone! Just making a few posts before bed.
So, how are all of y'all doing?
No.160311
>>160310
fine
flirting with qts
about to play games
you?
No.160312
>>160311
I am doing fine. Tomorrow's Friday, after all, so I am doing swell. Glad you are doing fine. Just posting here until maybe an hour later (I have to go to school, you know?)
Prolly gonna watch an episode of an animu before sleep, though.
No.160313
>>160312
yeah i got class tomorrow too babe
i stayed home today though
i just couldnt wake up
what animus you watchin
No.160314
>>160313
So we have a very similar situation here. I plan to watch some more Texhnolyze.
No.160316
>>160315
Hi Cato
I'm a Tomato
I just woke up after a short 1 to 2 hr nap.
No.160317
No.160318
>>160315
>>160317
When do I get more nudes ;_;
No.160319
>>160318
When you send me more
No.160320
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No.160321
>>160320
As long as you make sure to use your teeth.
No.160322
>>160319
wtf kinda nudes does the guy send in the relationship
i feel like ill just be making you a scrapbook of pics of my dick
No.160323
>>160322
The pic you gave is shit take a better one
Then I'll give you more
No.160324
>>160323
How do you expect me to get hard enough to take a picture for you when you have no material to get me hard? ;_;
No.160325
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see ya tomorrow everyone!
No.160326
>>160321
How else would I eat a Tomato?!
No.160327
>>160324
I'm sure you'll find a way, slut
No.160329
>>160325
Night sweetie
but I think you barely posted in thread at all
No.160330
>>160327
But the pics you gave me aren't enough to get me hard for the pics you want~
Although you have a really nice butt and THICK thighs
No.160331
3DS I'm doing nothing different than I've done trying to connect you to my WiFi that I've done with every single fucking other thing in my house which has worked fine. JUST WORK GOD DAMNIT!
No.160332
>>160330
You know I know that's not true right?
You didn't even take the picture you sent when I sent you those
No.160333
>>160332
pffffffft
that doesn't prove anything
I could've got off to anything but you~
No.160334
Welp, I am tired, so I will go to bed now.
GOOD NIGHT, /lewd/!
No.160335
>>160333
You still aren't getting anything until you give me more
No.160336
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you ever spend 35 minutes plucking the little teeny weeny hairs around your eyebrows
No.160337
No.160338
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>>160337
no you are
I'm just caring about my appearance
you're the one who's had a weewee up your butt
No.160340
>>160338
Post your apperance~
No.160341
>>160336
IDK you might be gayer than him in that respect.
Though I'm not sure Mika is pretty damn gay wanting me to fuck him and you haven't. So I guess Mika is gayer.
No.160342
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>>160340
nah
anyone who puts pictures of their face on the internet on any sort of place with an identity is a fucking retard
>>160341
how is that gay
eyebrows don't look pretty if you fon't maintain them
No.160343
>>160334
Take care, Drank.
No.160344
>>160342
Eye brows never look good no matter what you do though so I rather be lazy about it.
No.160345
Dark Souls 2 was a downgrade.
No.160347
>>160345
Shh, we don't have to remember. DS3 will be here soon and everything will be alright again.
>>160346
fag…
No.160348
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>>160344
nuh uh
you can make em look pretty good if you don't overdo it
>>160345
I think just about everyone acknowledges that
No.160349
Steam support is literally trash.
No.160350
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No.160351
>>160348
Prove it faggot.
I refuse to believe they look good, just less shit.
>>160349
Well 99% of the support is an automated message.
What were you trying to do?
No.160352
>>160347
my body is
SO
FUCKING
READY
>>160348
but the land design is lovely in almost all areas
No.160354
>>160350
Night spoderman.
>>160352
What build are you going for?
No.160355
>>160354
High faith for miracles and a mace for cracking skulls
No.160356
>>160351
Context: I have mobile authenticator on steam, and all of their other bullshit security stuff.
Basically nobody could log into my account because i have to enter a code from my phone everytime I log in.
So basically, nobody can get into my account unless they have my cellular device on hand.
Anyways, I was looking in my CS:GO inventory, and all of the valuable items inside of it were missing. They were all gone.
Nobody could have accessed my inventory to get them if they were to attempt a login to my account, because I would have gotten a notification to 3+ email accounts, my phone, and on the computer I'm already logged in on. So my only conclusion is somehow, at valve, someone deleted it because there is no other way they could possibly be gone. Literally no possible way.
No.160357
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>>160351
I ain't gotta prove shit
you're supposed to just take what I say and be all
>ah I just must be doing it wrong then. I'll have to try it again. Thanks brat <3<3<3 :3
No.160358
>>160356
Oh shit yeah that is complete shit. Fuckin hell its bad, did this just happen today? Means that they somehow lost your files in the maintenance. I assume they can at least fix it though, just waiting the 1 week for them to ever get in contact with you is the issue at hand.
>>160357
I was talkin about you slut, I was saying what are examples of what you think look like good eye brows on people.
No.160359
>>160355
Ohoho you're going to be easy prey for me.
No.160360
>>160347
Crying anime queer boy.
No.160361
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>>160358
like uhh
a bit shorter than natural length with them curving very slightly and all the little bits around taken off
I dunno I just figure it out as I go along and look fine
No.160362
>>160359
I'm gonna violently penetrate you with my
INVINCIBILITY TO STUN
No.160363
>>160360
That's not crying, that's fear your autistic homo.
No.160364
>>160362
kyoko can be pretty demanding familia
No.160365
>>160363
Fear of what, exactly?
No.160366
>>160361
That sounds complicated, go take care of my eyes brows for me then pretty boy if you so good at it. Make you a make-up artist.
No.160367
>>160358
This happened yesterday.
I will ask them but I doubt I am goign to get any fucking help considering MICROSOFT support is better than this shit
No.160368
>>160362
Don't worry, I'll have a perfect counter-build for your melee faith build.
>>160365
No long walks on the beach with Rain-kun.
No.160369
>>160368
you just keep telling yourself that.
git gud
No.160370
>>160368
Aww, aren't you just adorable? Shame the beach here blows, buddy boy.
No.160371
why are horror movies from the 60's so comfy?
No.160372
>>160356
god was just trying to tell you to stop playing that shitty rng spray simulator
dont be too upset about
>>160368
Senpai pls quit ignoring me ;_;
No.160373
>>160369
Oh, almost forgot, are you getting it for the PC? Not sure if we can play together if you aren't.
>>160370
That's fine, any walk with my adorable Rainy would be comfy!
>>160372
I'm not, you slut.
No.160374
>>160372
Well I lost over $300 worth of stuff, no matter what the game, i could have used that to buy more games
No.160375
>>160373
your fucking welcome
No.160376
>>160373
You totally are
I'm not just some shitposting stoner
I have feelings
No.160378
>>160377
I can't see it because of the black and white image but I know you're blushing.
>>160375
Thank you, life-saving hamster.
>>160376
I've been stressing over getting my 3DS to work but it's fine now thanks to Hailey.
No.160379
>>160378
>tfw people think ur just a shitposter but really youre a shitposter with mad skills who does tech support for dick
No.160380
>>160378
Whats game you playin
No.160381
>>160379
Is that so? I'll be sure to call on you for all future tech-related problems then.
>>160380
Still messing around with the features, learning them all before I load up Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate. Do you have a 3DS?
No.160382
>>160381
please do and tell all your friends
No.160383
>>160379
I wish I could get paid in dick
No.160384
>>160383
I WISH YOU WOULD PAY ME IN DICK
but for you id also take cuddles :33÷
No.160385
>>160384
Damn
Thirsty
Uh get a boyfriend??
No.160386
>>160385
im tryin' ;))))))
No.160387
>>160378
You're smooth, I'll give you that.
However I'm not worth the effort, dear friend. May as well move along.
No.160388
>>160381
I didddd
But I stopped using it and cant be assed to go around and try to find it again
Sorry senpai
No.160389
>>160386
I'd meme you and say "try harder"
But I don't think that's necessary, you're really laying it on thick
No.160390
>>160389
i mean ive gotta try something else cuz the tranny meme doesnt give me enjoyment anymore
does that mean were dating now .////^\\\\.
No.160391
>>160390
I don't date, sorry ;))))
No.160392
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>>160391
>fapped twice today
>doesnt date
heh
No.160393
>>160387
Heh, no need to sell yourself short to me. I know you well enough to know that isn't true for me at least. That being said, I'm not moving anywhere, you make a great friend.
>>160388
Does your room look just like I imagine pepe's room to look?
No.160394
>>160367
Aw yeah wasn't that the maintenance or was it today?
I've slept since then so I may have forgot.
If you play csgo though you should add me on steam then so you can carry me!
>>160392
He is saving himself for me.
No.160395
>>160393
Nahh my room is pretty neat and clean
Kind of has a permanent weed smell though
It's comfy though and my bed is really soft
No.160396
mika
you should totally cuck hailey
No.160397
>>160392
Mika's saving himself for me, actually
No.160398
>>160392
>Jerking off to internet sluts
> dating
???
No.160400
>>160396
I WILL TRASH YOUR FUCKING HOTEL ROOM IF YOU SAY IT AGAIN CUNT REEEE
lol jk i really dont care
No.160401
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>>160393
Flattery gets us everywhere I suppose. Regardless, I really appreciate the sentiment.
No.160402
>>160396
and and you isla we will cuck hailey together with mika.
10/10 plan.
No.160403
mika ill be waiting at the mayfield ;;;;00000
No.160404
Get these bitches off my dick
God damn
No.160405
where the fuck is bebop im sucking hiis dick rn
No.160408
No.160409
>>160408
were gonna fuck because isla is cucking me ok
No.160410
>>160409
So in return we're cucking Isla?
Sure
No.160411
>>160410
nice pm me a dick pick
No.160412
No.160413
>>160410
You can you fuck me too?
No.160414
>>160395
Find your 3ds you lazy frog!
>>160401
It wasn't flattery, I was being honest! Sometimes when people say good things to others it's mistaken for empty flattery with an agenda in mind, so I understand the skepticism.
>>160410
Welcome to the fuckzone, slut. Leave your clothes by the door.
No.160415
>>160411
I haven't shaved in like two weeks tho bb
No.160416
>>160415
idc i just want isla to off herself
No.160417
>>160414
I'm always weary; my Kyoko posting friend, it keeps me alive.
No.160418
No.160419
sick of all these memes tbh
No.160420
>>160419
if i get cucked legit offing myself
No.160422
No.160424
>>160420
can't be cucked if you don't give a fuck
No.160425
>>160413
Yeyeye
>>160414
Ofc
>>160416
Lol rip. Lighting it poor but coming right up
No.160426
>>160423
god damn man whos that slice of ass? mmmm
No.160427
>>160425
Good shit fam
Now show me your penis
No.160428
>tfw you realize you only think mika is cute cuz he looks like your cousin
No.160429
FUCKING OFFING MYSELF BRB
No.160430
No.160431
>>160427
I'll pm u babe
>>160428
Hahaha
No.160433
No.160434
>>160414
I don't really have a desire for it though
Not like the desire I have dsgahdskjgakghui
No.160435
>>160404
I don't want to be on your dick though, I'm getting that ass.
>>160429
Alright at least let me smash first since we live relatively close.
No.160436
No.160437
>>160433
right here big boy
No.160438
yo let me make a sitcom outta this
No.160440
No.160441
>>160417
Get in discord!
>>160434
Down slut, down.
No.160442
No.160443
>>160436
MB?
I don't know what you kids are using these days for hip terminology.
No.160444
>>160443
I think it means maybe?
No.160446
No.160447
>>160446
Aw okay, well hailey thinks i'm good enough to let me smash so that means you should too by proxy.
No.160448