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 No.161236

 No.161238

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hell yeah


 No.161239

>>161238

L-lewd.


 No.161240

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 No.161241

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guys r8 my fursona


 No.161242

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I killed /lewd/ by using the F-word in the OP. I should have realized that most people here have filtered "f*g".


 No.161243

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>>161242

It's okay skandi, I still love you despite you killing /lewd/.

Though really I'm just busy with CSGO at this exact moment and was flirting with a random gay guy in my game.


 No.161244

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>>161242

It's all your fault.

You should give everyone a blowjob to make up for it, and to make yourself feel better because it's what you want deep down.


 No.161245

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>talk with girl

>she agrees to watch a movie at home with me

>Im supposed to pick the movie

PRESSURE

whatd I do pick?! Help


 No.161246

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>>161243

>flirting in CSGO

… To each his own, I guess!

>>161244

I do not want to give everyone blowjobs, that's slander!


 No.161247

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>>161246

Let's erp


 No.161248

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 No.161249


 No.161250

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>>161245

Literally it doesn't matter, it's just going to be background noise while you fuck her.

So a romantic comedy is best.

>>161246

I flirt with literally everyone all the time. You have no idea, it makes people feel good about them self if someone is showing interest and its just fun to do.


 No.161251

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>>161245

Lost in translation


 No.161252

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>>161245

Yuru Yuri.

>>161246

Just everyone who uses this board.


 No.161253

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>>161249

>RT

kys

>>161251

You really think that is suited?

>>161252

xd


 No.161254

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 No.161255

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>>161247

I don't really do ERP.

>>161250

Stop saying "literally" all the time! But in any case, admittedly flirting is fun, but I just don't see that CSGO is the right venue!

>>161252

That's not true and you know it! I need to actually like someone to even consider it!


 No.161256

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 No.161257

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>>161255

*takes off my pants and hands you a razor blade*

w-we can try


 No.161258

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>>161253

I wasn't joking…

>>161255

Skandi-Kun, you like everyone here~


 No.161259

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>>161255

So like this one time I literally like literally ate a whole literal hotdog.

It among a few other choice words I know not to say but when typing quickly I forget to stop them

Still venue doesn't matter, just anywhere is fine.


 No.161260

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>>161253

GLORY TO VLADIMIR VLADIMIROVICH PUTIN

DEFENDERS OF CIVILIZATION AND FAMILY


 No.161261

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>>161258

… I like a good chunk of the people here.

>>161257

*cuts your penis off and puts it into your butt before slitting your throat*

Okay, that was a great session, let's do this again some time!

>>161259

Hmm. If you say so, I don't really do online multiplayer, times may have changed.


 No.161262

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>>161261

*cums*

t-thank you for using my body >w<


 No.161263

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>>161261

No its the best, if you get someone who of course likes boy and dicks then it works in your favor. Getting them all flustered is fun. I know you don't do online multiplayer, you are not a people person after all.


 No.161264

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>>161260

>>161261

That's a good chunk of cock you want in your mouth there, slut.


 No.161265

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>>161262

>>161263

Well but, do you really have time to talk while playing CSGO? Like, don't you have to concentrate? And yeah, I'm totally not a people person, nor am I competitive, so online multiplayer doesn't hold much appeal!

>>161264

It makes perfect sense for a healthy young non-straight man to want a decent amount of dicks!


 No.161266

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>>161265

We are losing by a land slide and I'm posting while dead.

I'm top of the score board too so it really doesn't matter.


 No.161267

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 No.161268

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>>161265

Are you drinking yet, Skandi?


 No.161269

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>tfw my bf isnt home and im playing horribly in csgo


 No.161270

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>>161267

>>161266

Oh, right! You're still maximum slut, though!

>>161268

How obvious is it?


 No.161271

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>>161270

It's a Friday night, I'd be disappointed if you weren't drinking!

>tfw haven't chatted with you on a throwaway email in too long


 No.161272

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>>161270

Oh good, I just started drinking too skandi. So if situations bared it would you like me enough to suck my cock while I bully your voice?

All hypothetical I'd never actually lewd you.


 No.161273

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>>161271

I'm sure there's been a Friday that I haven't had a single drop of alcohol at some point in my life!

Lewd! And even if non-lewd, I'll still need a few more glasses of wine to even consider it!

>>161272

Uh! Well, I do like you, I think, but lewd stuff still wouldn't feel right.


 No.161274

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 No.161275

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>>161245

>girl

wait what?


 No.161276

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>>161273

Well, yeah, same here. But it'd be a loooooong time ago.

Fair enough, I'm not really drunk enough for it yet either~


 No.161277

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>>161273

Good, really it was just a test to whether you liked or disliked me so we good. You just my drinking buddy who has a silly voice.


 No.161278

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>>161277

no one has a sillier voice than me ;_;

skandi has a nice voice


 No.161279

>>161278

Haven't heard yours, but yep, Skandi does have a nice voice.


 No.161280

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>>161279

mine is a mess really ;_;


 No.161281

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>>161274

>>161276

Exactly! Like when I was 11 and had so much fun playing Jak and Daxter that I forgot the liquor stores closed early that day!

I'm not promising anything!

>>161277

I don't understand why you've latched onto my voice! I'm not really insecure about it, so I don't get annoyed when you call it silly, and yet you do it all the time.

>>161278

>>161279

Aww, thanks <3


 No.161282

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>>161281

Don't worry skandi I think your voice is gay


 No.161283

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>>161280

Aw. I'll have to see what you sound like someday.

>>161281

>11

>drinking liquor

C'mon.

No worries~


 No.161284

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>>161278

Skandi's voice is great I love it.

Doesn't change the fact it's silly.

Your voice is cute, why you think it's silly? I have a bland regular voice.

>>161281

Well cause you don't talk to me enough for me to know too much else. From my end of things I just know you drink, are a good person who is enjoyable, really likes cock, and has a silly voice.

>>161282

Moe you have no right to call anyones voice gay, when are you making more recordings for me?


 No.161285

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Rip


 No.161286

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>>161282

It couldn't be gayer than yours :D though you have a nice voice


 No.161287

>>161285

Good job hun.


 No.161288

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>>161286

Hey Magi!


 No.161289

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>>161283

ah maybe someday , when im on dischord with akari you can always hope on for a bit of chit chat ^~^

>>161284

idk i find mine mundane, but at least akari likes it so thats nice


 No.161290

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>>161287

Who you calling hun? Nerd


 No.161291

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>>161282

You're just saying that so I'll point out that your voice is top sissy.

>>161283

Oh, sorry, I added a "1" too many!

>>161284

Well, you'll have to pick up other stuff about me through slow osmosis! It can't be forced!


 No.161292

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>>161284

MY VOICE IS NOT GAY !

i-i don't know when do you want me to ?

>>161286

See above


 No.161293

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>>161290

>Every time


 No.161294

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>>161291

Who needs milk as a baby when you have vodka, aye.


 No.161295

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>>161290

You, you fucking slut. You know I call everyone hun.

>>161291

Trust me hun, I know it can be.I bet you don't remember half the thigns you tell me when you actually get drunk.

>>161289

Yeah as long as akari likes it thats all that matters.

>>161292

I haven't lewded a single person from here so probably not ever. I just like to tease you about it.


 No.161296

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>>161288

Hey Dotty <3 How's you?

>>161292

Oh come on.. lol


 No.161297

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>>161296

Pretty good, thanks!

And you?


 No.161298

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>No grey haired 35-50 year old sugar daddy to make me his arm candy and buy me nice clothes

Why live


 No.161299

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>>161295

But who said I wanted to be called it? Nerd


 No.161300

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>>161297

A bit meh but I'll be ok


 No.161301

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>>161298

cuz i rather have a qt dom


 No.161302

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>>161295

:3 yeah im happy he does

>>161300

MAGI <3


 No.161303

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>>161298

>grey haired

>35

I certainly hope I'm not grey haired in 4 years.

>>161300

Awww :c


 No.161304

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>>161294

There's milk in White Russians, you know! And freshly squeezed breast milk is superb in cocktails!

>>161295

Oh uh! You probably know about some lewd stuff I'd rather you didn't, but that doesn't really say much about me!


 No.161305

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>>161302

Hey Date <3 How are you?


 No.161306

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>>161304

I'm not even going to ask how you know squeezed breast milk is good in cocktails.


 No.161307

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>>161305

im doing ok!

akari isnt home so a bit gloomy

but ill be ok !


 No.161308

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>>161299

Alright other names I can call you instead of hun.

Babe

Slut

Sweetie Poo

Pippie pap

Whore

Waifu

>>161302

See then you are good, no point in thinking your voice is bad.

>>161304

Last time I checked you didn't remember at all the lewd things you told me. These were things you told me back on /trash/ too so you sure as hell don't remember now.

>>161305

Vocaroo you slut!

Please <3

Wait nvm you sent it.


 No.161309

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AHAHAHAHA

SKANDI YOU HAVE COMPETITION!

Magi's voice is equal or better than yours.


 No.161310

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>>161307

I'm sure it won't be long before you get to speak to him again :)


 No.161311

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>>161308

Hmm Bit is nice. Since you know..it's my name


 No.161312

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>>161309

I'd be competition too, if only I could be bothered to record myself.


 No.161313

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>>161308

yeah ^~^ thats true i shouldnt be too autistic about

>>161310

yes! im keeping busy atm with my german so 110%!!!!!!


 No.161314

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>>161306

Well, I've been to Camden, you know how it is. All sorts of bodily fluids fly around all over the place, you never know what you'll get in your cocktail.

>>161308

Oh! Yeah, I hardly posted on /trash/, and I certainly can't remember all the stuff I said.

>>161309

Uh, thanks?


 No.161315

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>>161314

Camden, eh?

I used to work around there.


 No.161316

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>>161311

No its not, also that wasn't an option.

I actually don't think I ever found out your name or I did. I don't like peoples real names as much, they sound weird.

>>161312

I doubt your voice is anywhere near as good or silly as Magi's or Skandi's. You are british not something interesting.

>>161313

Exactly, so stop being a silly pants.

>>161314

You said far too much while you were drinking one day it was great.

Though its not a thanks, just magi's voice is ridiculous. I know have both my characters for my cartoon, it will be about how neither of you can lewd properly cause everyone is busy laughing at you guys.


 No.161317

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>>161313

That's good to hear, you'll be fluent in no time :)

>>161316

You area a cheeky devil~


 No.161318

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>>161316

I just made it an option. Nah never told


 No.161319

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>>161316

Whatever you say, dude.

I certainly don't need to prove myself to you, if you're not interested in hearing my voice, that's your own damn loss.


 No.161320

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>>161316

;_; yeah!

>>161317

well i wouldnt go that far !

but im trying my best to get to that point


 No.161321

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>>161315

You were a prostitute and/or sold novelty t-shirts?!

>>161316

Well crap, now I'm getting morbidly curious. What kind of things?


 No.161322

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>>161321

No, I worked for one of the online poker companies.


 No.161323

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>>161320

It will come in time I have no doubts about that :)


 No.161324

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>>161322

… As a prostitute? It's my understanding that, by law, everyone in Camden has to be either a prostitute or a novelty t-shirt vendor.


 No.161325

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 No.161326

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>>161324

You are gravely mistaken.

The businesses that can't afford Shoreditch are in Camden Town.


 No.161327

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I'm still here


 No.161328

>>161327

Okay, cool.


 No.161329

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hey thread


 No.161330

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>>161325

<3

>>161327

Hey Spidey <3


 No.161331

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>>161326

And they all have a tiny brothel and/or a novelty t-shirt stand in the basement, then?

>>161327

Good to know! Or rather, hi! How's your day going?


 No.161332

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 No.161333

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>>161319

I'm interested, since I like hearing everyones voice.

Just british voice isn't really going to top anyones. A female cockney voice is great but the rest sounds ugly to me.

>>161318

Aw okay, well Bit isn't an option, I'll call you Pumpkin then.

>>161317

No idea what you are talking about hun, I'm a p.ure and inn.ocent waifu.

>>161321

Ah-ha, that's for me to know now isn't it?

I know probably most all your sexual encounters in real life among a few other things possibly.

>>161327

Post vocaroo since your voice is probably better than dots


 No.161334

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>>161331

Not that I know of!


 No.161335

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>>161333

Well, I'm glad to see you're keeping an open mind by making a judgement about what a voice sounds like before you've heard of it!

Good job!


 No.161336

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>>161328

yeah!

>>161330

do you just copy and paste that?

>>161331

heya, it's going o.k enough, it's cold because the heater is fucked but how're you?

>>161333

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GADwVPBQjB


 No.161337

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>>161332

hey bitt

what up


 No.161338

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>>161336

ewww dat voice

jk spider!


 No.161339

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>>161335

Never said I was, you are free to prove me wrong, just if you won't it means I'm most likely right.

>>161336

You sound far less autistic than I expected.

Voice sounded quite likable in fact, I'd let you read books to me. Specifically mystery novels, I can see your voice going from a detective angle.


 No.161340

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>>161333

If that is your wish, but I wont respond after this you nerd

>>161337

Nothing much my frog friend, trying to figure out what I wanna do. Whats up with you?


 No.161341

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>>161333

Oh, well, my sexual encounters aren't really a secret, so I don't mind that.

>>161334

I'm beginning to suspect that you're only pretending to be English, but you're really a Nigerian scammer doing a seriously long con.

>>161336

Blankets are your friend!

And I'm doing fine, it was another nice day in Spanish class, since the unmotivated people don't show up in the Friday classes, so it's filled with people who actually care! And other than that I've done nothing all day, which is also nice!


 No.161342

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>>161339

Nah, I have no inclination to try and change your mind.

You go and keep making judgements about the accents you want to hear and I'll just let the people who actually do want to hear my voice hear it~


 No.161343

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>>161333

Uh huh lol

>>161336

Nope why?

>>161337

Hey Boo <3 how are you?


 No.161344

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>>161338

date pls~

>>161339

I'm not very good reading things out loud like I'd have to read it before hand inorder to be comfortable with it

>>161341

blankets are my only friends

sounds good


 No.161345

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>>161340

Noo pumpkin I thought we had something special!

Okay I call you Bit until I find a suitable nickname for you.

>>161341

I think I know a bit about one ex but yeah, it's actually nothing too personal I'm presuming.

>>161342

Aw so much sass, I'd only mistake you for a woman of color at this rate. Still I can't se eit being too unique so I don't lose anything, no harm no foul.


 No.161346

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>>161345

No skin off of my teeth, man.

Like I said - YOUR LOSS.


 No.161347

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>>161344

im joking, i could imagine you being one of the people who do ebook readings !


 No.161348

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>>161345

Noo nicknames!


 No.161349

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>>161340

oh lets see

i have a ton of stuff on my mind

im a little mad my mom because she puts literally 0 work into trying to get me to college and im practically doing everything myself

it's kinda rough, especially for an 18 year old with all the hormonal imbalances that make you lazy/horny

other than that

im thinking about cleaning my pipe and collecting some resin and i think im gonna do that in the next 5 min or so

im also thinking about this cute blonde with pretty grey eyes that i flirted with

im listening to some BIG

other than that i dont think theres much else on my mind babe

>>161343

that's a very meaningful <3 you posted at me qt

see above since i kinda just listed everything going on in my head~


 No.161350

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>>161344

Really, you stutter or fuck up lines at times?

I know I accidentally skip lines a lot when a bunch of text is pushed together.

>>161343

Name one thing not inn.ocent about me then.

>>161346

It's not my loss since I have no real interest, I'll just assume you are generic british and continue my day. We just reach a stalemate.

>>161348

Why nicknames are a sign of friendship!

I have one for lots of people, minus the people who I don't know long enough to come up with one.


 No.161351

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>>161344

Blankets love everybody unconditionally.

>>161345

You're confusing me with someone else, then! I don't have an ex!

>>161348

Bitterbridge!


 No.161352

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>>161341

I'm not Nigerian, dammit.

>>161350

Ok, sweet.

I'll assume you have one of the worst hick murrican accents going.


 No.161353

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>>161347

maybe but that can be said from any Englishmen

>>161350

I fuck up at times

>>161351

just because yours are sluts doesn't mean mine are


 No.161354

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>>161349

It's good to see you in a little better form than you were last night, got any plans for the weekend?

>>161350

I wouldn't dream of it :3


 No.161355

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>>161352

That's just what someone claiming to be English would say.

>>161353

Oh, you have loyal blankets?


 No.161356

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>>161349

Those are a quite few things. What are you going to college for?

>>161350

I still stand on what I said nerd!

>>161351

*Slaps you with my breakfast*


 No.161357

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>>161351

Maybe it was your ex crush? I don't remember.

It was the one you teased miles about recently.

>>161352

I can post my voice if you want, I have 0 issues sharing anything about me. Shame is for people who hate fun, at the very least voice isn't something super private, I honestly can't understand people who are embarrassed about it.

I wish my voice was that of a hicks, I actually really enjoy country accents on both guys and gals.

>>161354

See cause you know I'm a p.ure angel!


 No.161358

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>>161355

yes lots of them


 No.161359

>>161356

Stand on what you said regarding what?


 No.161360

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>>161355

Please.

How do I even know you're Norwegian?

>>161357

Nah, that's okay, man.

Let's enjoy our stalemate!


 No.161361

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>>161356

yeah i think a lot

it kinda fucks my shit up though

i want to be a wildlife biologist

travel the world and study animals

>>161354

Oh how was I last night?

I'm just gonna get high a ton and play some videogames this weekend

You bae?


 No.161362

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>>161359

Are you being this big of a baka on purpose?

>>161361

Any in particular?


 No.161363

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>>161356

You've never objected to me calling you "Bitterbridge" before.

>>161357

What? I have absolutely no idea who you could be talking about.

>>161358

All your blankets would gladly get on top of me and you know it!

>>161360

I've got a blond beard, duh!


 No.161364

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>>161363

no my blankets!


 No.161365

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>>161363

You dyed it, didn't you?!


 No.161366

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>>161361

If I remember right, you were feeling a bit undecided on what you should do, and maybe a bit out of sorts.

I'm not sure what I'll be up to, waiting on mail arriving for definite


 No.161367

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Pay Day is a good day

>>161362

The nickname thing? You've known me better than everyone here but Birdie, how am I suppose to know how stupid I am.

>>161363

Do you honestly not remember? I guess it's best left unmentioned then.


 No.161368

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>>161364

Your blankets are sluts! Sluuuts!

>>161365

You're gonna "dye" if you don't take that back, m8. I did taekwondo when I was like 11 or something, I'll wreck your butt.


 No.161369

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>>161363

It's rare you call me that and you haven't done the ol switching my name up thing for a long time!

>>161367

You will figure it out sooner or later


 No.161370

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>>161367

So your reaction to me calling your bluff is to give up?


 No.161371

>spent your hard earned money on ubishit: bullet sponge edition


 No.161372

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>>161368

>you

>wreck my butt

Pls.

You know it'll be the other way around.


 No.161373

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>>161343

seems to be your default greeting

>>161368

come here and say that to my dick


 No.161374

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 No.161375

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>>161370

No its not a bluff.

100% you made a joke about cucking miles with your old crush cause he game to the house to watch a movie with you, this was probably in December?

>>161371

>people like bullet sponge borderlands

>complain about the division

Gets me every time.

I'll go back to having my fun and laugh as you have inferior taste.

>>161369

No I won't this is why I need a baby sitter but Birdie goes to sleep on me all the time.


 No.161376

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>>161373

I alway's say hello to people, why how else would you want to be greeted?


 No.161377

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>>161362

Uhhh

Honestly I really like all wildlife

But I guess sri lanka is pretty interesting

>>161366

Yeah that sounds about right

What did you buy?


 No.161378

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>>161369

I called you Bitterbridge yesterday, I'm pretty sure! But I haven't taken the "Bituminous coal, Bitch, Bite-sized" joke any further in a while, admittedly.

>>161372

I obviously didn't mean it like that! In any case, master's forbidden me from giving my butt cherry that's an unfortunate mental image to anyone but him!

>>161373

Your dick has its own personal blankets?

>>161375

Oooh! Right! That's "recently" in your head? But yeah, I was in love with that guy, and it's not really a secret! Though the joke did rather make the entire board hate me for a few minutes while they thought it was true.

Just like everyone will hate me now for taking a smoke break.


 No.161379

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>>161376

"welcome back master spider"

with you lifting your skirt for me to see your panties in your maid outfit of course


 No.161380

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>>161376

magi

why you gotta use redditgahara

redditgahara is the poor man's bitch

she's just there so rrrgi has boundaries


 No.161381

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>>161378

Hmmmmm. What did he permit me to do with you again?


 No.161382

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>>161380

Magi's just a filthy casual, you know?


 No.161383

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>>161378

yes it does!


 No.161384

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>>161378

I hate you for taking a smoke break not cause you want a break, cause you are doing it to smoke. See I could never lewd you, I'd be busy dying of all your icky nasty smokeness.

Though yeah that is recent in my head, what do you define as recent?


 No.161385

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>>161375

Nuh uh

>>161377

Just dont get eaten by a leopard!

>>161378

I'm revoking your bit card till you eat my breakfast


 No.161386

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>>161382

none of the girls are bad by any means, I just think when you have way more interesting characters why would you choose her in anything but bake


 No.161387

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>>161385

I'm not a responsible adult!

Aren't you older than me anyways? You should be my baby sitter.


 No.161388

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>tfw bf is too Polish to properly understand your British accent

Fucking Poles


 No.161389

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>>161379

Keep dreaming~

>>161380

I like her, the other characters I like too but it's not a popularity contest


 No.161390

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>>161387

I'm sure you can do it and nope


 No.161391

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>>161385

would be a better way to die than in my bed after 30 years of watching myself degrade

you know


 No.161392

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>>161389

it'll happen one day


 No.161393

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>>161386

Here have a super subjective list of characters.

Kanbaru>Shinobu=Hachikuji>Hitagi>Tsukihi>Ougi>Tsubasa>Nadeko>Karen.

>>161390

Really you are younger? Man do I actually forget everything? Damn. You are wait, yeah yeah, you are 20 years old right, unless you had a birthday since January.


 No.161394

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>>161392

Then you woke up and had your cornflakes


 No.161395

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>>161391

but it would be more painful :(

>>161393

19


 No.161396

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>>161388

dont worry akari's english is really broken at times, but i try my best to understand him and learn german so there wont be issues

like last night he said something and he meant something completely different and it was embarrassing!!!!


 No.161397

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>>161394

then after my cornflakes I'll have you


 No.161398

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 No.161399

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>>161397

No chance, you aren't dominant enough for me


 No.161400

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 No.161401

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Drunken vocaroos.

Hours of fun.

Ayyyy.

>>161396

I know a few phrases of Polish, but that's enough for me right now.


 No.161402

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>>161381

Shut up!

>>161383

So it needs to stay warm to retain some sort of size, then?

>>161384

It's menthols! But we're kinda incompatible in any case, I suspect.

"Recent" in image board time would be two weeks max, in my head!

>>161385

I'll be without my Bit card for quite a while then!


 No.161403

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>>161395

Well

The time spent not talking to you is painful

But I still manage <3

>>161399

>tfw youre probably not either


 No.161404

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>>161389

how much of the series have you watched? I can see why she'd be a favorite, they cement her into your head during bake and then the rest of the series she's either a committed girlfriend or is doing shit with Kaiki. I just know for myself and many other people I've talked to, their favorite character was different depending on the arcs

>>161393

Kaiki = How Much > Snail > Doll > Snake > Monkey > Bat > Cat > Bee > Crab > Bird > Spooky = whoever I forgot


 No.161405

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>>161402

I'm sure it was something about sucking me off and being my bitch?


 No.161406

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 No.161407

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>>161399

you're a switch though and I'm not playing the pathetic "out domming the other game"

>>161402

I'm a grower not a shower….


 No.161408

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>>161405

I'm sure master was in a cuck trance and not thinking clearly!

>>161407

That's what they all say! Though I don't know who "they" are.


 No.161409

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>>161408

He's often in a cuck trance, though.

Plus he likes me, right?


 No.161410

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>>161402

Yup yup

>>161403

Ooo smooth lol

>>161404

Kaiki is best girl

>>161406

Noo!


 No.161411

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>>161408

you're a they


 No.161412

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>>161404

I've only watched the first, the other cast are good, I just like her but I'll watch the rest soon, I have to be in the mood

>>161407

I don't play games, you aren't enough of a Dom to counter my Dom side, that's the truth of it


 No.161413

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>tfw akari is headed home


 No.161414

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>>161412

I honestly don't care then if that's the only thing you care about


 No.161415

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>>161395

God damn, the only thing I remembered was the fact you weren't old enough to drink alcohol.

>>161402

Oh god yes we are so far from compatible it isn't even funny. At least in a romantic sense, again as drinking partners I think we'd be best buds.

>>161404

Kaiki is pretty good I wasn't including minor characters.

Still why you dislike grab so much, she is great. I just like sport girls who wear spats.

In addition I like open perverts who can enjoy jokes, I'd assume realistically if I was to be around all these girls me and Kanbaru would actually connect really well.


 No.161416

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>>161410

PREPARE YOURSELF


 No.161417

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>>161414

You're the one getting bent out of shape about it


 No.161419

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>>161409

I guess. I still need his permission to do stuff, though!

>>161411

your mum a they

>>161415

As long as you're the kind of drinker who'd join me in going from pub to pub until absolutely every pub in the city is closed, I think we'd work as drinking partners!


 No.161420

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>>161415

I'm ok with this

>>161416

We can just hug it out like last time right? Right?


 No.161421

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>>161410

I wish Nisio would write another Kaiki part or at least a miniseries/spinoff thing. Though he's still had more time than both Ougi and Sodachi at least until they animate Owari part 3 so there's that

>>161412

ah I understand why you'd like her the best then. She's easily the best in bake

>>161415

how much of the series have you seen? You make it sound like you haven't seen Kaiki arc. He has as much time as some of the girls, more than others, and more than gaen and meme and kagenui.

I don't dislike crab so much as she's just kind of there and her personality after bake is less interesting. Characters like Kanbaru are consistently entertaining, whereas Senjougahara just has shining moments but is overall fairly dull


 No.161422

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>>161419

He gave you his permission, though!


 No.161423

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>>161417

You're oddly cute when you're so cross, love.

>>161420

Surely we can, if you're willing.


 No.161424

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>>161417

no I couldn't care less what you think

>>161419

no u


 No.161426

File: 1457737189726.jpg (302.16 KB, 600x468, 50:39, tomoyo 77.jpg)

>>161419

Yeah I have no issues bar hopping at all, I love it and I'm a people persons so I like talking to bartenders and whoever else. So that's what we will stay as is drinking partners and nothing else. It'll be good times.

>>161420

It's okay I also remember if I look back far enough in the archive I can find the one time you made a vocaroo and it was for me, fu fu fu.

>>161421

I think I'm near the end of monogatari season 2.


 No.161427

File: 1457737293117.png (104.57 KB, 248x248, 1:1, sk1426890959482.png)

>>161422

Yeah but, I need his permission to be allowed to, uh, get anything out of being a slut! If that's understandable! And if I can't do that, there's not much of a point!

>>161424

no u x 2

>>161426

So all you have to do now is to get a plane ticket to Norway!


 No.161428

File: 1457737306730.jpg (16.95 KB, 228x221, 228:221, 028.jpg)


 No.161429

File: 1457737397776.png (6.71 KB, 607x256, 607:256, 1409289753104.png)


 No.161430

>>161426

Kaiki arc is the last in second season and is considered the highlight of the series by just about everyone.

http://openings.moe/?video=Opening6-MonogatariSeriesSecondSeason.webm


 No.161431

File: 1457737404514.png (394.53 KB, 1000x710, 100:71, 0014 - NyznBSG.png)


 No.161432

File: 1457737409565.jpg (82.29 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, Bitches don't even know wh….jpg)

>>161427

Make sure you get that permission, then.


 No.161433

File: 1457737462649.jpg (389.16 KB, 400x600, 2:3, tomoyo 125.jpg)

>>161427

Alright if I ever went I'd make sure Miles was already there or going with me. I wouldn't ever want to meet you before he did.


 No.161434

File: 1457737506204.jpg (201.25 KB, 1200x956, 300:239, 53292260_p1_master1200.jpg)

>>161421

I like her character, the other's grew on me to, I am looking forward to watching the rest, it's just getting in the mood to marathon another series as I don't like watching just a few episodes. I may start the 2nd series this weekend though :)

>>161423

I'm not cross, but I hate someone thinking I play games when I don't

>>161424

Then why get so butthurt when I just told you straight?


 No.161435

File: 1457737583488.jpg (622.79 KB, 2480x3508, 620:877, 844a7cbc2773359a560045b5d7….jpg)

>>161421

I still need to watch the new movie :(

>>161423

As long as my butt is safe!

>>161426

If you enjoy holding on to old worthless things that hold no meaning be my guest really.


 No.161436

File: 1457737593426.jpg (95.82 KB, 963x963, 1:1, ss (2014-10-09 at 07.21.26….jpg)

>>161434

just disappointed that you think like that


 No.161437

File: 1457737623045.jpg (23.44 KB, 277x284, 277:284, 098.jpg)

>>161431

Hello girlfriend


 No.161438

File: 1457737629540.png (178.99 KB, 340x340, 1:1, sk1426890959841.png)

>>161432

Of course I will, I'm just embarrassed and trying to talk around it.

>>161429

totally yes

>>161433

D'aww! And he's visiting some time before August, if everything works out! And the anniversary of the first time we met on /r9k/, of course is about a week away!


 No.161439

File: 1457737693505.png (66.74 KB, 1115x749, 1115:749, 1213 - mFFIZqh.png)

>>161437

Hello darling my boyfriend how are you dear ?


 No.161440

File: 1457737714123.jpg (273.87 KB, 700x826, 50:59, tomoyo 132.jpg)

>>161435

Naw it's just a funny silly thing, also the only time I heard your voice/only time most people heard your voice I'm presuming. I'd be perfectly fine with you doing a normal recording since I love how deep your voice is, I wish it was mine.

>>161438

Oh nice do you two have anything planned for that anniversary?

Also I've said before/multiple times you are my favorite ship.


 No.161441

File: 1457737749070.png (17.81 KB, 471x467, 471:467, 1456747425298.png)

>>161438

what're you drinking tonight?


 No.161442

File: 1457737797326.png (311.55 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 09.png)

>>161438

I can talk to him about if you want.


 No.161443

File: 1457737832285.jpg (41.41 KB, 600x450, 4:3, eva_asuka027.jpg)

>>161435

No, we save that kind of stuff for beyond typical conversation.

>>161434

Perhaps not, despite seeming so. Well, whatever it is then for sure!


 No.161444

File: 1457737854390.png (730.66 KB, 1130x1000, 113:100, 08ce657566bbbd6118a60bff1d….png)

>>161434

some of the arcs are easier to marathon than others. Bake you don't really feel like you need more right away because it wraps up fairly nicely. You don't have the displeasure of having to wait years between at least until you catch up so just watch it at your own pace and you most likely won't forget things or they remind you

>>161435

part 1 wasn't airing anywhere near me so I couldn't go watch it in movie theaters or I would have. I think the blu ray rips should come sometime around july or august. There's still part 2 and 3 though.


 No.161445

File: 1457737874951.jpg (224.78 KB, 974x1099, 974:1099, Senjougahara.Hitagi.full.1….jpg)

>>161436

I do though, I just told you straight, you aren't dom enough for my dom side, that's all there was to it. I'm not playing games I have a very strong dom side is all.


 No.161446

File: 1457738057061.png (208.57 KB, 500x500, 1:1, sk1426890959725.png)

>>161440

Not really! We'll both be drinking, and we're planning to watch something together, but we're not sure what. There's only so much you can do on an anniversary when there's an ocean in the way.

Well, we're pretty stable, at least!

>>161441

Red wine, as usual! Fairly strong stuff tonight, even, a Spanish weirdo with 14.5 ABV. It's not the best I've had, but not the worst.

>>161442

I'm sure he'd get off to that, so go ahead! And uh, don't tell him I said that!


 No.161447

File: 1457738070144.png (273.59 KB, 854x800, 427:400, 1386ddddb3fa31ecb970528302….png)

>>161440

…Well thanks..nerd

>>161443

My butt is safe behind 34 proxies

>>161444

Yea wasn't near me either, plus I would like to find someone to go with me but that wasn't happening lol


 No.161448

File: 1457738126442.png (567.99 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 0066.png)

>>161441

Get all subby, spidey.


 No.161449

File: 1457738186085.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.37 MB, 1920x2560, 3:4, IMG_20160311_150818.jpg)


 No.161450

File: 1457738190463.jpg (74.67 KB, 800x600, 4:3, tomoyo 180.jpg)

>>161446

That's true, distance always sucks. Though if he drinks as little as he did the other night it will be a short anniversary celebration.

>>161447

You are welcome hun, so how has your college stuff been going anyways?


 No.161451

>>161449

If you had an ass it'd be 10/10

Still really good.


 No.161452

File: 1457738247050.jpg (88.94 KB, 1188x933, 396:311, ss (2014-09-18 at 07.46.51….jpg)

>>161445

you thinking you know shit when I've not even tried is fucking stupid

>>161446

sounds romantic

>>161448

no thanks


 No.161453

File: 1457738282496.png (252.41 KB, 854x800, 427:400, 8c49b5a45668c39790a96411d9….png)

>>161450

They are doing spring break so im free till Monday


 No.161454

File: 1457738381019.png (279.88 KB, 494x524, 247:262, sk1426890959520.png)

>>161450

Well, that was mostly whiskey, and what he learned from that is that he should stick to beer. So we'll see if it lasts for any time at all!

>>161452

What, the wine?


 No.161455

File: 1457738381057.jpg (270.57 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1245.jpg)

>>161449

V nice <3

>>161452

Spidey I know you couldn't handle my dom side, I am telling you now.


 No.161456

File: 1457738401667.jpg (309.31 KB, 640x774, 320:387, tomoyo 158.jpg)

>>161453

Aw okay, so means I have a ton of time to bully you then!

Though I'll be busy with the division so I guess not. I might pass out on Brat before I start streaming the anime, hopefully it'll just be a short nap when I do. Still thats tonight, if you are awake Bit you should watch Yowamushi Pedal with us, it's kind of the greatest show ever.


 No.161457

File: 1457738447817.jpg (124.78 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ScreenShot022.jpg)

>>161452

Then find a proper sub.


 No.161458

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I need music you nerds.

>>161454

Aw okay, still a weakling but yeah if you can at least just keep him in a state of being drunk for a long while it'll be more amusing for the both of you.


 No.161459

File: 1457738486175.jpg (165.75 KB, 900x800, 9:8, 73a936f67d6dba09f08d3d2184….jpg)

>>161456

no don't pass out!


 No.161460

File: 1457738487603.png (101.19 KB, 1423x1019, 1423:1019, ss (2016-02-15 at 12.27.32….png)


 No.161461

File: 1457738549339.jpg (405.22 KB, 1420x1880, 71:94, 19b0783aa840958668e1d52574….jpg)

>>161458

what kind of things are you open to listening to?


 No.161462

File: 1457738661673.jpg (386.02 KB, 1024x640, 8:5, tomoyo 127.jpg)

>>161459

Alcohol makes me super tired! You have no idea how sleep I get when drinking which my neighbor bought me a bottle of vodka it'd be rude not to drink it.

I'll be sure to wake up around 10pst if I do. We will watch at least a few episodes of anime tonight hun the date is still on!

>>161461

I like everything, wait I lied.

I hate vaporwave and most experimental shit. So in general anything too heavily edited or electronic.


 No.161463

File: 1457738750570.png (300.55 KB, 500x500, 1:1, sk1426890959534.png)

>>161458

Even if he stays largely sober, though, it'll be nice! We're even gonna "eat dinner together" (i.e. eat the same thing at the same time), largely because we're huge fags.

>>161460

It's not terribly romantic! It's strong and doesn't taste very good. That's only sorta my idea of romance!


 No.161464

File: 1457738763963.png (363.75 KB, 854x800, 427:400, 0ca4ddfb4ac675084df96a2797….png)

>>161456

I might take that offer since im not doing anything anyway. Well im never doing anything. I'm pretty boring but you already knew that. I am going to watch Plastic nee san with Burt later but its only like 25 minutes or something. Might just lose myself in dark souls after


 No.161465

should i shave and post pics tonight y/n


 No.161466

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>161462

don't call it a date homo

here try this and I can go from there


 No.161467

File: 1457739001706.jpg (391.06 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, 52990159_p0_master1200.jpg)

>>161460

It's not a question of trying, I know you can't. I'm not one for submitting to someone I know couldn't dom me.


 No.161468

File: 1457739061237.jpg (299.7 KB, 699x758, 699:758, tomoyo 151.jpg)

>>161463

That is quite possibly the gayest thing I have ever heard and I love every moment of it. You have an idea what you guys are planning to eat?

>>161464

Oh if you are going to watch that with burt I'll gladly rewatch it since you are the one who streamed it for me. It's so short I forgot a lot I'm sure plus it's an amusing 25 minutes.

Bitch you are far from boring, I don't bother talking to boring people

Crystal Kings is still the greatest thing you ever showed me.


 No.161469

File: 1457739200932.png (10.15 KB, 538x391, 538:391, 1407215974519.png)

>>161463

get some candles and some roses

>>161467

you know nothing, so shut up or put your words into actions


 No.161470

started konosuba today

jesus christ i love megumin


 No.161471

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>161466

Date is just a social engagement, going to the movies with friends is a date. Why'd you have to make it gay fuccboi?

That song was pretty good, I didn't care for the singer too much though.


 No.161472

File: 1457739339210.jpg (68.75 KB, 619x619, 1:1, 5f5fc823300baa6216b3b3b0d9….jpg)

>>161468

I already came to the fact you're baka and that is why


 No.161473

File: 1457739415278.png (351.83 KB, 625x495, 125:99, sk1426890959641.png)

>>161468

It's not gay, though, 'cause he's my master and not my boyfriend. And we're gonna eat quesadillas! Which isn't terribly romantic, but it had to be something that could work as a lunch for him and dinner for me.

>>161469

I've got incense burning, so it's about as romantic as it's gonna get!

>>161472

>came to the fact you're baka

Top lewd.


 No.161474


 No.161475

File: 1457739604390.png (266.8 KB, 854x800, 427:400, b4525aec84ed022f98661afd55….png)

>>161473

Shut up!!


 No.161476

File: 1457739634369.jpg (287.56 KB, 850x811, 850:811, tomoyo 162.jpg)

>>161472

Ah-ha, I'm a baka cause I talk to interesting people? I'm okay with these results.

>>161473

>laughing at came

You are clearly drunk Skandi

>>161473

He could have made his lunch his dinner, what a lazy faggot.

Still I'm glad you both enjoy it, I'd never be able to do it cause quesadilla means cheese.

I'm always surprised when european countries know about spanish food though. Cause at the same time I have a lot of european friends who don't know shit about spanish food.


 No.161477

File: 1457739666071.jpg (73.93 KB, 453x600, 151:200, Hakurei.Reimu.600.1974229.jpg)

>tfw when im mother and wife material

feels good


 No.161478

File: 1457739697754.png (117.3 KB, 1282x772, 641:386, hues.png)

>tfw rediscover 0x40 hues

Too weeb.


 No.161479

File: 1457739712904.png (2.18 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1402093049921.png)

>>161473

you can do better then that


 No.161480

File: 1457739785019.png (198.37 KB, 980x560, 7:4, 9b2b46243040a0b9501c1e4495….png)

>>161476

Not what I meant


 No.161481

File: 1457739818786.gif (295.99 KB, 500x410, 50:41, 2whNVmI1rlergfo.gif)


 No.161482

File: 1457739828948.gif (6.12 MB, 1297x732, 1297:732, 49c7d0d6977004f49017c3c42d….gif)

>>161471

I've never done much of anything with people so I wouldn't know


 No.161483

File: 1457739899943.jpg (76.1 KB, 563x1000, 563:1000, 1449943000983.jpg)

I'm here, I'm queer, I'm drinking blueberry redbull and vodka.


 No.161484

File: 1457739906339.png (162.73 KB, 400x400, 1:1, sk1426890959718.png)

>>161475

>>161476

I am certainly not drunk!

And I dunno, I guess it's just a matter of timing? Not much separates a lunch quesadilla from a dinner quesadilla, I think.

And I'd honestly never made a quesadilla before in my life until master told me about them! The only Spanish food I regularly make is tacos.

>>161479

I could put on a suit and tie and put a rose between my teeth, but it'd still just be me drinking by my computer!


 No.161485

File: 1457739954519.gif (300.96 KB, 350x464, 175:232, 1433070065852.gif)


 No.161486

File: 1457739995261.jpg (209.65 KB, 1200x1143, 400:381, 1457286028345.jpg)


 No.161487

File: 1457740007865.jpg (325.3 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20160311162049_1.jpg)

Time to die some more


 No.161488

File: 1457740027233.png (24.37 KB, 717x721, 717:721, ss (2014-09-18 at 06.09.03….png)

>>161484

you'd be more classy though


 No.161489

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>>161485

I'll be monitoring this.

>>161488

Drinking alone is very rarely classy, suit or no suit!


 No.161490

File: 1457740136896.jpg (257.66 KB, 429x600, 143:200, tomoyo 32.jpg)

>>161480

Then what did you mean? You know I'm not smart enough to understand secret meanings.

>>161482

Well now you know, I teach you how to socially interact with people, I'm good at that.

>>161484

Oh my okay my sterotypes can stay the same. Thank you for supporting europeans don't know spanish food and thus good food.

You guys also don't know cajun food, you miss out on all the good stuff.

>>161485

You've already seen mine slut.

>>161487

Have fun, don't die too much.


 No.161491

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

God tier anime OP's


 No.161492

File: 1457740232685.png (208.25 KB, 512x467, 512:467, 1449943100016.png)

>>161484

>it'd still just be me drinking by my computer!

that's all I do with my free time, I hate going to bars and stuff, and I just better alone, and yeah.


 No.161493

File: 1457740234639.jpg (20.6 KB, 249x218, 249:218, dog.jpg)

>>161489

>Drinking alone is very rarely classy, suit or no suit!

But we're all so good at it!


 No.161494

File: 1457740277990.png (56.59 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 10418392_1691681581112616_….png)

>>161492

for the past year i have drank alone

its the best


 No.161495

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>>161489

drinking with a good book though…


 No.161496

>>161494

is it really the best? or is it just a way to deal with other problems, and not a very good way at that.


 No.161497

File: 1457740467283.png (78.87 KB, 1154x692, 577:346, u_mad_bro__by_armenci-d66r….png)


 No.161498

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.161499

File: 1457740572153.png (320.35 KB, 550x550, 1:1, sk1426890959498.png)

>>161490

Oh man, I've heard of Cajun food from a book set in New Orleans, but that's the extent of my knowledge. So that stereotype you can carve in stone.

>>161492

Well, I do it a lot too! But it's not terribly romantic! Going out is expensive, anyway.

>>161493

Being good at something doesn't make it classy! I'm sure there's someone out there who's exceedingly good at picking the right responses in dating sims, but that doesn't make dating sims classy!

>>161495

Drinking with a good book is a certain way to miss stuff after enough alcohol!


 No.161500

File: 1457740654330.png (28.04 KB, 519x875, 519:875, ss (2016-03-10 at 02.39.48….png)

>>161457

I have afew if you must know

>>161499

well a classy person would drink to enjoy life, not to get drunk with it


 No.161501

File: 1457740665692.png (53.11 KB, 181x366, 181:366, 1453082499642.png)

>>161497

but I don't think it's the best, work fucking sucks, and I go home and drink, and on most days I just want to go home and drink, it's a waste of time and money.


 No.161502

File: 1457740823772.png (266.08 KB, 467x537, 467:537, sk1426890959643.png)

>>161500

I do enjoy drinking, though.


 No.161503

File: 1457740850878.jpg (16.35 KB, 184x184, 1:1, duck.jpg)

>>161499

Of course it does!


 No.161504

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>161499

Yup, alright I want when you and miles to get married for me to go out there and be your guys chef for like a month and show you all kinds of great and interesting foods.

Lets think 3 meals a day x 31 days so 93 meals? I think I could manage a unique meal that many times.

>>161498

Everything endo masaki releases is great.


 No.161505

File: 1457740874790.jpg (23.38 KB, 600x570, 20:19, 12670134_851364354973884_6….jpg)

>>161501

well i take solace in drinking and the fact im alone

so i forget that im alone :D

ill probably drink today thanks for reminding me


 No.161506

>>161500

Be satisfied with what you have, then!


 No.161507

File: 1457741015616.jpg (718.66 KB, 749x1624, 107:232, 25068630_p0.jpg)

>>161505

it's hard to not feel alone when you have the worlds most amazing girlfriend and she's 700 miles away.


 No.161508

File: 1457741135805.png (273.53 KB, 600x600, 1:1, sk1426890959610.png)

>>161503

So the person who's the best at, uh, rimming, for example, is super classy?

>>161504

I don't believe we will get married! But he'll put a collar on me when he visits, and that's about as symbolic as a wedding ring, I guess!

What, you can manage 31 different breakfasts?


 No.161509

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>>161507

>tfw my bf is 9000km away and we cant cuddle nor be together plus the 7 hour difference kills me


 No.161510

File: 1457741241811.jpg (3.7 MB, 4000x3000, 4:3, P1020073.JPG)

>>161502

ah yes because these ldr are always so fulfilling

>>161502

to the point of getting drunk you damnable viking


 No.161512

File: 1457741310837.png (234.65 KB, 600x861, 200:287, 1422033109889.png)

>>161508

Damn right!


 No.161514

File: 1457741487044.png (241.88 KB, 471x471, 1:1, sk1426890959521.png)

>>161510

Yes, that's correct!

>>161511

Huh. Well, I'm impressed, then!

>>161512

Your interpretation of classiness is weird and technocratic! Rimming can't be elegant no matter how hard you try!


 No.161515

File: 1457741487516.jpg (145.92 KB, 858x700, 429:350, version 2.jpg)

Some "hot loli" spam on the catalog if someone wants to delete it.

>>161508

It's a bit tricky but I should be able to manage it. I'll likely have to use some one's you already know like Pancakes/waffles but over all I'm sure I could make 31 unique breakfast.

>>161507

She isn't that amazing cause she isn't my girlfriend.

Who is about 2.2k miles away. 700 miles is nothing I could and would travel that, fuck I drove further than that recently.


 No.161516

>>161514

It's not really impressive, you have just limited what you can eat to your current knowledge.


 No.161517

File: 1457741596969.gif (256.45 KB, 500x255, 100:51, sk1426890959440.gif)

>>161516

You have also limited what you can eat to your current knowledge, practically by definition.


 No.161518

File: 1457741612705.jpg (82.76 KB, 964x941, 964:941, ss (2014-09-18 at 06.40.05….jpg)

>>161514

viking slut!


 No.161519

File: 1457741732993.png (277.23 KB, 460x558, 230:279, 1422073425222.png)

>>161514

I think you'd forget that pretty quickly after the person who's best at rimming started rimming you~


 No.161520

File: 1457741817653.png (33.42 KB, 712x718, 356:359, ss (2014-09-18 at 06.03.24….png)

>>161519

give me a rimjob since you're so classy at it!


 No.161521

File: 1457741845508.jpg (205.47 KB, 2000x1600, 5:4, hathajt1.jpg)

>>161499

not if you know how to do it, I spent like $20 and was wasted enough to get kicked out of bars, and turned down for being too hostile, buy getting frustrated with a bar tender who couldn't do simple math based on my license, I said something along the lines of "come on it's simple math"

and he handed me back my license and said "I can't serve him" to the guy with me,

I then replied with "fuck you, you stupid motherfucker"

he said "what was that?"

and I leaned in closer and said real slow

"FUCK YOU, YOU Stupid MOTHERFUCKER"

then I left.

>>161509

I know that feel.

>>161515

but my longest weekend is 3 days, so well, driving back isn't all that possible, I need to sleep for work, and it's a 10 hour drive.that gives me like 10 hours to be with my girlfriend, and it's expensive, and she's often busy with work.


 No.161522

File: 1457741980639.png (385.93 KB, 590x830, 59:83, sk1426890959881.png)

>>161518

Yes, that's me!

>>161519

… That's possible! I only chose rimming as an example because it seems enormously un-classy, I've never tried it.

>>161521

It's different in Norway, though! Alcohol is crazy expensive! A-and I try not to be aggressive against bartenders, 'cause generally speaking I like being in bars!


 No.161523

File: 1457742056416.jpg (105.1 KB, 558x700, 279:350, tomoyo 152.jpg)

>>161521

What?

3 day weekend

spend 10 hrs to drive out

8 hrs of sleep, 6 hrs on the first day

24 hrs the 2nd day

6 hrs the 3rd day.

How is that a problem?

Money being an issue is a real thing that I understand though.

>>161517

This is true but most people aren't willing to expand their knowledge. They just like the food they have and don't like taking risk with unknowns.


 No.161524

File: 1457742197914.jpg (63.5 KB, 340x404, 85:101, 1456203627334.jpg)

I slept too long


 No.161525

File: 1457742199605.jpg (36.08 KB, 991x382, 991:382, ss (2014-09-18 at 08.07.49….jpg)

>>161522

you're just drunk


 No.161526

File: 1457742307557.jpg (124.13 KB, 653x783, 653:783, 41462963.jpg)

>>161520

I never said I was.

>>161522

Then you're missing out!


 No.161527

File: 1457742307621.png (328.23 KB, 536x750, 268:375, anime_girl_soldier.png~ori….png)

>>161522

but I only live in navy towns, so there are tons of bars, and, one asshole bartender is easy to ignore, just go to different bars, bar crawling is easy.

>>161523

yeah, it's mostly the money, it just doesn't work right now.


 No.161528

File: 1457742393961.jpg (470.01 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, dickspider.jpg)

>>161526

come now there's no need to be ashamed of your class


 No.161529

File: 1457742529945.png (248.97 KB, 452x452, 1:1, sk1426890959603.png)

>>161523

Well, isn't that just a cultural thing, though? Like, I don't eat a lot of zebra meat, but that's not because I'm scared of the idea of the unknown zebra meat, it's just that I can't really get it here, I can only get things that most Norwegians eat.

>>161525

I'm completely sober and I've just been acting drunk all this time!

>>161526

Probably! But then again I'm way too submissive to ask anyone for that, and I've yet to be with anyone who initiated it!

>>161527

Eh, I'm not in the biggest city in the world, there are like four pubs I'm comfortable in, I've got to stay on good terms with people. Then again, the only times I get any trouble is when I'm (rarely) way too fucking drunk, and even through the alcohol I always understand and respect that they won't give me any more.


 No.161530

File: 1457742534647.png (423.82 KB, 525x475, 21:19, 41337221.png)

>>161528

I'm not ashamed, man. You're just not worthy~


 No.161531

File: 1457742584952.gif (1.73 MB, 459x347, 459:347, 1389549449775.gif)

>>161529

I'll make sure I initiate it with you, then.


 No.161532

File: 1457742698432.jpg (83.13 KB, 752x1062, 376:531, Satori Komeji 2.jpg)

Yo everyone! How are all of you?


 No.161533

File: 1457742701734.jpg (36.92 KB, 235x235, 1:1, sk1426890959884.jpg)

>>161531

GO TO BED


 No.161534

File: 1457742808712.png (251.39 KB, 530x687, 530:687, Satori Komeji 3.png)

Also,

>>161522

Suave-looking Konata, there…


 No.161535

File: 1457742843914.png (19.15 KB, 413x428, 413:428, ss (2014-11-26 at 04.11.30….png)

>>161529

how many fingers am I holding up?

>>161530

I wouldn't have taken you as a power sub dotter


 No.161536

File: 1457742907625.png (469.69 KB, 408x853, 408:853, 1456202338329.png)

dont do drugs kids


 No.161537

File: 1457742989922.png (173.62 KB, 592x528, 37:33, 4goggs.png)

>>161533

Hmm, nope.

>>161535

I'm a switch, just like Magi.


 No.161538

File: 1457743045705.gif (425.01 KB, 312x396, 26:33, sk1426890959439.gif)

>>161534

Konata is always suave, this is obvious to everyone. Also, hi!

>>161535

Probably fewer than eleven but more than -1!

>>161536

Don't do kids either, for that matter.

>>161537

Then at least shut up and sit in a corner until you're ready to do so!


 No.161539

File: 1457743106206.jpg (840.71 KB, 1442x1920, 721:960, 43663411_p0.jpg)

>>161532

Not great, hows you drank?


 No.161540

File: 1457743180927.png (153.51 KB, 328x354, 164:177, asdfasfsdfsdfdsafdsfasfsdf….png)

>>161538

Ahahahaha, no.

Why don't you just think about being my subby slut instead?


 No.161541

File: 1457743180887.png (87.24 KB, 1101x1019, 1101:1019, ss (2015-05-25 at 09.56.05….png)

>>161537

do I must do the pathetic "out domming game" with you too?

>>161538

the answer is you're gay


 No.161542

File: 1457743200317.jpg (289.57 KB, 800x782, 400:391, female_anime_soldier_by_ne….jpg)

>>161529

I was plenty able to drink more, the bartender just sucked at basic math.


 No.161543

File: 1457743233411.png (329.54 KB, 525x600, 7:8, asdfsafdsfasdfsdafsdfasdfs….png)

>>161541

Sure, if you like deja vu.

We've been through this before.


 No.161544

File: 1457743270172.jpg (296.43 KB, 940x1350, 94:135, Badass-lookin-ass Satori.jpg)

>>161538

Heh, yeah. How are you doing, by the way?

>>161539

How are you not doing great, if you don't mind me asking? Just depressed? Something happen? Something else?

I am doing fine, btw. Just hope ya feel better, man.


 No.161545

File: 1457743314490.webm (7.41 MB, 950x550, 19:11, sunglasses.webm)

>>161538

and especially dont do kids while on drugs

but what people should do is give me attention


 No.161546

File: 1457743457693.jpg (62.84 KB, 1445x923, 1445:923, ss (2016-02-20 at 07.38.07….jpg)

>>161543

you on about the time where you took jokes and honest then went on about me harassing you?

yeah I'd rather not want to do that, I'd like to talk with you properly though


 No.161547

File: 1457743468328.png (308.57 KB, 560x560, 1:1, sk1426890959622.png)

>>161540

I'm only master's slut!

>>161541

You're gay!

>>161544

I'm doing alright! Master and I are planning our "anniversary" and generally it's been a decent day! What about you?

>>161545

Here's some attention, then!


 No.161548

File: 1457743553154.png (94.38 KB, 816x460, 204:115, 1455002345855.png)

>>161547

that's rude


 No.161549

File: 1457743564061.jpg (173.39 KB, 445x600, 89:120, 40791640_m.jpg)

>>161546

Then yeah, let's just talk properly.

>>161547

Mhmmmmmm. Right up until the time a dick is front of your face, you're drunk and all you want is to have it in you?


 No.161550

File: 1457743601520.webm (4.01 MB, 480x272, 30:17, charlie.webm)

>>161547

I can always count on you for attention

truly you are a god amongst men


 No.161551

>>161550

[attention intensifies]


 No.161552

File: 1457743698559.jpg (193.26 KB, 1280x1041, 1280:1041, clip (2014-09-18 at 03.55.….jpg)

>>161549

how was your day dotters


 No.161553

File: 1457743745910.jpg (181.14 KB, 551x433, 551:433, sk1426890959894.jpg)

>>161549

Only if I have his permission!

>>161548

You're rude!

>>161550

A guy amongst people, at least!


 No.161554

File: 1457743758548.jpg (26.41 KB, 545x545, 1:1, 1431116372550.jpg)

>>161552

Pretty good, got a free lunch and extended lunchtime.

I've got a three day weekend now.

How about you?


 No.161555

File: 1457743775652.png (309.79 KB, 800x1080, 20:27, Dark-dressed Satori.png)

>>161547

I am doing a little bad, but fine. I plan on continuing the series Texhnolyze. Maybe I will see one of the anime you mentioned. What were they, btw?


 No.161556

File: 1457743835860.jpg (10.81 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 1456772419624.jpg)

All you do is talk about yourself


 No.161557

File: 1457743847070.jpg (211.25 KB, 574x973, 82:139, 1432247996062.jpg)

>>161553

You know he'd give it.


 No.161558

File: 1457743909059.jpg (96.11 KB, 1232x644, 44:23, ss (2016-03-04 at 03.58.18….jpg)

>>161553

I'll rude you

>>161554

free meals are great, I'm well enough thanks although it's cold since the heater is fucked


 No.161559

File: 1457743914333.webm (2.32 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Thor.webm)

>>161551

woah!

well how are you?

>>161553

Dont lie I know you are an ancient Norse God walking among men


 No.161560

File: 1457743940117.png (206.47 KB, 433x433, 1:1, sk1426890959493.png)

>>161555

Nice trips, first of all! And secondly, it was Nichijou and Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei and Tatami Galaxy, as far as I can remember! All of which are really good!

>>161557

You know he already has, and that that was just me trying to avoid saying "yes" outright!


 No.161561

File: 1457744075254.png (175 KB, 410x410, 1:1, sk1426890959674.png)

>>161558

>>161559

I'm actually a very new Norse god! The god of animeposting!


 No.161562

File: 1457744079084.jpg (113.89 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 007.jpg)

>>161544

Depression among other things, I don't want to talk too much, I hope you have a good night


 No.161563

File: 1457744095077.png (153.51 KB, 328x354, 164:177, asdfasfsdfsdfdsafdsfasfsdf….png)

>>161559

Pretty good, thanks!

How about you?

>>161560

Just get it over with and say yes since you both want it~


 No.161564

File: 1457744204909.jpg (30.19 KB, 572x393, 572:393, I'm really feeling it now.jpg)


 No.161565

File: 1457744245918.gif (41.3 KB, 290x290, 1:1, HakureiReimu.gif)

>>161562

magi magi magi if you want me to bless you with my voice me and akari are on dischord, or if you want to just talk a bit!!!

like i said shrine maiden date is always here to help even if only a little


 No.161566

File: 1457744257936.webm (5.91 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Thor vs Ultron.webm)

>>161561

I was still close but its good to see the Gods see a role filled and they fill it

>>161563

I feel bad cause i slept instead of napped. also cause i hate life too. but other then that im just hungry and waiting on my brother to get dinner


 No.161567

File: 1457744396069.png (127.95 KB, 303x303, 1:1, sk1426890959484.png)


 No.161568

Voy perdiendo el suelo


 No.161569

>>161568

pues ponle tu nombre por si alguien lo encuentra!


 No.161570

File: 1457744517891.jpg (514.64 KB, 596x850, 298:425, 666c54e1df339f0c5fdd904b3b….jpg)

>>161565

>I don't want to talk too much

>hey wanna talk?!?1!?1!?


 No.161571

File: 1457744553275.jpg (100.62 KB, 1024x864, 32:27, 45654645456.jpg)

Ok, time to get some sleep now.

>>161566

Aww.

>>161567

Excellent!


 No.161572

File: 1457744605099.jpg (261.04 KB, 716x787, 716:787, Metal Satori.jpg)

>>161560

Okay then. I will watch them after Texhnolyze. (I am not good at multi-watching, you see.)

>>161562

Damn, Magi. I have depression all the time, so I feel for ya. Hope you feel better. Best of luck.


 No.161573

File: 1457744634023.jpg (20.23 KB, 528x297, 16:9, fukp.jpg)

>>161568

english retard i cant wait till you get fucking deported


 No.161574

File: 1457744664745.jpg (36.08 KB, 991x382, 991:382, ss (2014-09-18 at 08.07.49….jpg)

>>161571

add me on steam so that we can properly chat

http://steamcommunity.com/id/ChaosWolfspider/


 No.161575

File: 1457744668439.jpg (77.83 KB, 621x812, 621:812, 894d6b25ff6b6b6fae962aa132….jpg)

Goodnight lovely people.


 No.161576

>>161575

'Night, Cherub.


 No.161577

File: 1457744697072.webm (339.42 KB, 1278x720, 71:40, I watch you sleep.webm)

>>161571

Sleep tight


 No.161578

File: 1457744719942.png (804.43 KB, 900x1035, 20:23, 3cc23ef89a18fe06f540aa8672….png)

>>161575

night night


 No.161579

File: 1457744754529.png (181.27 KB, 450x450, 1:1, sk1426890959716.png)

>>161571

>making me admit that and having it lead to nothing

Good night, in any case!

>>161572

Great! And yeah, neither am I, which is one of the reasons I almost never watch anime as it's airing.

>>161575

Sov godt, Klokkepus!


 No.161580

>>161579

Oh, I'll capitalise on it another time~


 No.161581

File: 1457744834827.jpg (411.81 KB, 2362x2362, 1:1, yZ1hqTS.jpg)

>1.233 usd tax return

WHATD I DO WITH ALL THAT MONEY


 No.161582

File: 1457744864406.png (131.88 KB, 1197x690, 399:230, 52825328_p0.png)

>>161575

nini <3


 No.161583

File: 1457744898507.jpg (108.19 KB, 1298x675, 1298:675, ss (2016-03-06 at 08.27.28….jpg)

>>161581

save it so it turns into more money


 No.161584

File: 1457744951091.png (226.41 KB, 600x600, 1:1, sk1426890959420.png)

>>161580

I don't doubt it, but I had special permission to cum tonight if it was while doing lewd stuff with you and everything. Which I asked for just in case, 'cause honestly I'm kinda too drunk!


 No.161585

File: 1457745090234.jpg (533.14 KB, 800x1129, 800:1129, Kneeling Satori.jpg)

>>161579

Yeah. I almost never watch anime as it is airing. I used to watch anime that are on Toonami, before it turned to utter shit. (Toonami is an anime block that Adult Swim has, that have went through a few reboots.).

…To be honest, I am getting depressed at the moment (No idea why, just am), so I will probably not post much from here on out.


 No.161586

File: 1457745104168.webm (1.4 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Australians.webm)

>>161575

night

>>161581

invest it


 No.161587

File: 1457745131443.png (1.2 MB, 1200x1600, 3:4, 53781258_p0.png)

Nini everyone <3


 No.161588

File: 1457745169371.jpg (375.16 KB, 900x900, 1:1, Hakurei.Reimu.full.807413.jpg)

>>161587

night!


 No.161589

>>161587

'Night, Magi.


 No.161590

File: 1457745207396.png (24.37 KB, 717x721, 717:721, ss (2014-09-18 at 06.09.03….png)

>>161587

you didn't even try to prove your point


 No.161591

File: 1457745295142.webm (7.81 MB, 600x338, 300:169, Behold the wizard.webm)

>>161587

Goodnight


 No.161592

File: 1457745304577.png (270.75 KB, 600x415, 120:83, sk1426890959508.png)

>>161585

I only remember Toonami as being on Cartoon Network!

But yeah, I know how that goes, it's fine.

>>161587

Sleep well, Magi! You're getting your sleep schedule in order pretty well!


 No.161593

File: 1457745324823.png (72.78 KB, 527x406, 527:406, kyokosnowball.png)

>>161581

Girl's clothes, hd webcam.


 No.161594

>>161592

Adult Swim is a late-night block (as part of CN)


 No.161595

>>161592

Also, thanks for the sentiment.


 No.161596

File: 1457745580473.png (169.25 KB, 300x430, 30:43, sk1426890959574.png)

>>161594

Oh. I haven't had Cartoon Network for ages, it's not really a thing here any more.


 No.161597

File: 1457745666802.jpg (661.11 KB, 850x1000, 17:20, Blushing Satori.jpg)

>>161596

…Huh. Why not?


 No.161598

File: 1457745712587.jpg (661.11 KB, 850x1000, 17:20, Blushing Satori.jpg)

>>161596

…Huh. Why not?


 No.161599

>>161598

>doublepost of the exact same post

Fuck my life…


 No.161600

File: 1457745879110.png (222.56 KB, 467x600, 467:600, sk1426890959691.png)

>>161597

I dunno! I guess it just wasn't popular enough, so most companies don't include it in their channel package.

>>161599

I didn't even know that was possible! Flood detection always gets mad at me if I accidentally try to doublepost.


 No.161601

I fell down the stairs earlier

My back fucking hurts


 No.161602

File: 1457745906427.gif (885.32 KB, 500x375, 4:3, me.gif)


 No.161603

>>161600

Ah, okay! Makes sense.

It is possible, apparently.


 No.161605

I made a new thread but it's not showing up in the catalog, so I'm checking to see if I can still link to it.

>>161604




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