No.162276
first for cute shrine maiden
No.162277
when your time has come, it's come.
No.162278
>>162274
My throat can't take púre alcohol.
No.162279
>>162273
I want a yandere bit stalker.
Also this girl is fucking adorable while looking up the yandere tag. She is great.
No.162280
>>162273
Witcher 3 has some great music.
No.162281
if that means geralt would love me with his tender voice
then me too
No.162284
>>162279
She's cute :)
>>162280
It has, can't wait to play it in ultra :D
No.162285
I'm just jealous of Geralt's luscious hair.
No.162286
>>162282
makes my spine tingle
like its so nice
No.162287
>>162280
Indeed, get really good when you start fighting
>>162281
>Geralt will never read you bed time stories
>>162283
Pervert
No.162288
>>162287
>Geralt will never bite your neck while fucking you, making deep groans with his luscious voice
No.162289
>>162274
here's two depending on what you mean by creepy
first gets a lot of yandere fanart, the second is like a dom teacher type
No.162290
File: 1457802840808.jpg (22.57 KB, 463x398, 463:398, baf5d7a39b9ab4f8055e23450d….jpg)
No.162292
File: 1457802890747.jpg (1.14 MB, 1000x1395, 200:279, fc3e719ac3300783f9cdd75f5e….jpg)
>>162278
Stop being weak then.
>>162284
Yup such a cute and loving sister
>>162289
I'll look up the first one then whats her name
Dom teacher type isn't my thing
No.162294
>>162290
well i mean
feelsbadman
No.162296
why does league insist on doing this
No.162297
File: 1457803004445.jpg (344.53 KB, 800x1119, 800:1119, 1675697b2867d6e2a418548f36….jpg)
No.162298
>>162291
Hey watch where you're pointing that thing
>>162293
>>162294
You can always dream :D or wait till vr is top notch and get closer lol
No.162299
File: 1457803091135.jpg (1.08 MB, 1414x1000, 707:500, 159e65b5c94cd14258a52bdb01….jpg)
>>162297
She looks like a qt in those last 2 images so I'll be sure to fap I mean look her up later.
No.162300
File: 1457803180216.jpg (480.2 KB, 978x1500, 163:250, yande.re 345051 sample har….jpg)
>>162299
all the kongou class are top tier gorls
No.162304
>>162298
>He will decapitate your enemies while rescuing you from their grasp
No.162305
File: 1457803494416.jpg (448.6 KB, 2000x964, 500:241, 3dd450a35ae97ee183f59a9862….jpg)
>>162301
mango dango
what's yo ID
why do they have arizona tea in germany anyway
No.162306
File: 1457803495189.png (341.22 KB, 454x471, 454:471, adsadsdasdsdsfdasfdsfdsafs….png)
>>162304
>you'll be his damsel in distress
No.162307
>>162302
Woah is mouth didn't move he would be a great ventriloquist
>>162303
>>162304
I wanna fight with him!
No.162308
File: 1457803636376.png (308.51 KB, 870x1260, 29:42, 44b37890202437192f53458f15….png)
>>162305
If you really love me you would search through all the old threads when I could have posted my ID.
No.162309
>tfw you come here every day just to be further disgusted by their peversion
No.162310
>>162306
>Implying I wouldn't love that
too much of a bitch to fight, maybe I could be an herbalist that he has a fun game of Gwent with and then became friends with
Then eventually I give him herbs for free
and one day, he gives me like a hug or something in return!
>>162307
I would be too infatuated with him :/
No.162311
Sleep is for fags and communists, and so I am still awake on another day.
No.162312
File: 1457803742223.png (966.28 KB, 837x1400, 837:1400, f899678a3c9de92bcc1aeb2420….png)
>>162307
>>162309
Hey Hailey <3 how's you?
No.162313
>>162308
I remember what it is, it's like /id/itshoutime or something, but when I tried the day you left I couldn't find it
No.162314
>>162312
Ive got a fucking migraine and i want to shoot myself hbu
No.162315
>>162313
That's because it's wrong.
No.162316
File: 1457803873765.jpg (940.35 KB, 1000x1412, 250:353, oniichan give me a new yea….jpg)
>>162303
>tfw want to get magi a waifu/husbando so he can be happy but no one is good enough.
Hard times.
>>162300
I doubt all of them, there is always a shitter in a group.
No.162317
>>162309
>expecting anything other than perversion from me
No.162318
File: 1457803909301.png (199.08 KB, 385x432, 385:432, asdfsafsdfasfdadfsafdsfsaf….png)
>>162310
Of course you'd love that~
So would I.
Maybe you could beat him at Gwent and extract a reward from him?
No.162319
>>162307
lips synced to japanese i think
No.162320
>>162317
*goes off hormones for a month to fuk u*
No.162321
File: 1457803988618.png (172.58 KB, 854x800, 427:400, 733b850a7d3b0da772de9af702….png)
>>162310
He might leave you behind :(
>>162311
Sleep
>>162312
>>162319
Ah that would make sense, naruto lip sync is horrible in storm 4 lol
No.162322
File: 1457804083695.png (867.14 KB, 879x1205, 879:1205, 3dd99702ba1e3b9b455fc20535….png)
>>162315
you're really gonna make me go look for it?
>>162316
nuh uh they're all good, just like all of akatsuki class are good. in akatsuki you have the russianophile, the ditsy lady wannabe type, the dogfucker, and the shy one
No.162323
>>162321
Narutos got it bad but its whatever
No.162324
File: 1457804193295.jpg (66.86 KB, 634x881, 634:881, ss (2016-01-24 at 12.30.12….jpg)
I could be here, if I wanted to be
No.162325
>>162314
Migraines are nasty, hopefully you won't be suffering too long with it
I'm feeling a bit shit, but I'll live
>>162321
No.162327
>>162318
Lets be honest, who wouldn't?
For real.
And I could do that, but what fun is that?
No romantic love story~
>>162320
fukkin gross
>>162321
you are right, he probably would
No.162328
File: 1457804322868.jpg (839.57 KB, 1000x1339, 1000:1339, 93a91333f414aaa3a2fa7193fa….jpg)
>>162322
The dogfucker is that the one you are posting as right now? Cause she is 10/10
No.162329
File: 1457804426421.jpg (787.77 KB, 701x1125, 701:1125, 55a5ba78ac3f69c98605a0475a….jpg)
>>162328
no this is the dogfucker
the one I'm posting right now isn't part of akatsuki class
No.162330
>>162321
What if I don't want to sleep?
>>162323
No.162333
>>162325
Yeah, I know. I just wish I had some painkillers. What's wrong?
>>162327
that was the joke jesus that estrogen is making u fuckin retarted lol
No.162334
File: 1457804504796.png (153.51 KB, 328x354, 164:177, asdfasfsdfsdfdsafdsfasfsdf….png)
>>162327
Who's to say he wouldn't come back for more and try to beat you, right?
No.162335
>>162326
>>162330
Take what is most precious to you
No.162336
>>162333
no shit?
>>162334
o:
that would be lucky
No.162337
>>162335
What is most precious to me, Bitty?
>>162332
No.162338
File: 1457804865295.png (436.72 KB, 661x900, 661:900, 64bb3e4a044ab334f3cde107e8….png)
>>162331
lol
>>162333
Just very low mood, It'll pass in time.
>>162335
No.162340
I want Witcher 3 Geralt to say my name.
No.162341
File: 1457804970064.jpg (1.04 MB, 1000x1385, 200:277, 26b093290755a031d33192eba4….jpg)
>>162329
Why is she known as dog fucker?
She isn't that great though IMO
No.162342
I want someone to say my name
No.162343
No.162344
>>162337
I'm not sure, tell me what is is so I can crush it
>>162338
No.162345
>>162338
dont laugh at me!
No.162346
File: 1457805091735.jpg (860.56 KB, 1206x956, 603:478, 508c14b396947c7cb8da6e5f59….jpg)
>>162341
I call her a dogfucker because she's a dumbass slut and has a lot of beastiality doujins
No.162347
>>162343
Thats not even my boyname dude lol what kinda meme is that clown call me and say "Hailey you're adorable" and then hang up do it now
No.162348
>>162339
>>162344
Love is most important to me, be it romantic or just for my fellow men and women. Always worth protecting, with my life.
No.162349
>>162348
>Love is most important to me, be it romantic or just for my fellow men and women. Always worth protecting, with my life.
beautiful
No.162350
>>162345
I was laughing at the webm :3
>>162346
kek
>>162347
Hailey cute butt :D
No.162352
>>162346
Ew beastiality is an icky.
>>162347
Busy playing video games and not in the best condition to do that anyways hun.
No.162353
File: 1457805417852.png (203.39 KB, 854x800, 427:400, 291859552c3bf2fb2bf1d5bf0d….png)
>>162348
That sounds easy to crush, just leave it on the counter it's a waste of time.
No.162354
File: 1457805424861.jpg (294.46 KB, 732x825, 244:275, 1037ed3f9b6ab19ca30e029f0c….jpg)
>>162350
it's ok to fuck dogs in that art though because she's married in that picture so it could be a dog husband
>>162351
wow ok
I guess I'll start searching then
>>162352
dogfuckers don't think so
No.162355
File: 1457805493636.jpg (544.65 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, 651ca3eae723d9fefc1c25e0b4….jpg)
>>162354
Dog fuckers also have shit tier taste so you know there is that.
No.162356
SOMEONE CALL ME CUTE RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR IM GONNA KLL MYSELF
No.162357
No.162358
>>162350
Oh thank the gods I cant handle when people laugh at me
at least you responded to me
No.162359
File: 1457805597971.png (688.54 KB, 655x942, 655:942, fa3f5bf985c3ea2c8b2e032f2a….png)
>>162354
A dogfucker is still a dogfucker though :P
>>162356
I already did, cute butt :)
No.162360
>>162355
That's just not true
No.162361
>>162357
.////////.
y-you too
No.162362
No.162363
>>162359
oh i didnt see thanks fam
No.162364
>>162349
Not as beautiful as that GUN, wew.
>>162353
Pfff- You can try, but you're far from the first. I've been stabbed among others things over it; fun times, Bitty.
No.162365
No.162367
>>162362
OM GONNA SUCK YOUR 14 YEAR OLD DICK TBH THX
No.162369
>>162365
dude shut up youre fuckin adorable
No.162370
File: 1457805734165.jpg (1.15 MB, 1000x1412, 250:353, why are you not giving me ….jpg)
>>162360
Yes it is, we already know you have shit taste.
Including dooey flobby….Sassy with his wolf dildo.
No.162373
>>162370
I want sassy to knot me
No.162375
File: 1457805860993.png (Spoiler Image, 244.85 KB, 404x338, 202:169, 1457657880141.png)
>>162374
its better than my never
No.162376
No.162377
>>162375
you do have a bitchy girl look ato you though, ill give ya that
think its the eybrows
No.162378
No.162379
File: 1457805933029.jpg (67.81 KB, 500x564, 125:141, tumblr_nzetatdz831spf3o8o1….jpg)
>>162374
that's super cute, you're super cute, cutie cute cutester.
No.162380
so edgy I can cut myself with it from here
No.162381
No.162382
>>162380
I can cut myself on the edge from all the way over here.
No.162383
>>162371
Relax, his barrel is cleeeaaaan.
>>162372
I've got plenty of stories about being terribly hurt, but now is not the time for all those.
No.162384
File: 1457806029450.jpg (Spoiler Image, 135.66 KB, 1080x720, 3:2, eJwNyEsOgyAQANC7sJefDII7D9….jpg)
>>162380
>not being a twisted fucking psychopath
>>162377
you have like a "girl who does a lot of painkillers" look to you
No.162385
>tfw you tell your bf you love him in his native language and he finds it really cute
I'll have to stop myself from overdoing it.
No.162386
>>162384
do not
post
those images
in thread pls
No.162387
No.162388
No.162389
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>>162381
welcome ε>
so how you doin?
No.162390
File: 1457806140588.jpg (5.13 MB, 2675x3870, 535:774, 20c61d19327988cf23e5c8b24c….jpg)
>>162373
Has he sent you all his stuff with his dildo?
Still Knots and animal cocks are weird, I'm too vanilla for that, then again I don't desire cock so I guess it might be why I don't get the appeal.
No.162392
>>162389
I'm doing good :3
Wbu?
No.162393
>>162390
I have a friend who gets knotted by his dog and sucks it on mic for me and sometimes on cam
No I will ask him though. He wrote my name on his dick for me though
No.162394
No.162395
>>162386
tryna delete but 8chan is being a bitch
No.162396
>>162395
its aite
pls no do that in the future tho
No.162397
File: 1457806333570.png (491.39 KB, 579x600, 193:200, adsadafdafdfsdafdsfdsfasdf….png)
>>162394
I'll start a nuclear disarmament program for you.
No.162398
>>162391
Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our trauma, especially since they're such bad times n' all.
No.162399
>>162393
Thats way too much I'd probably get sick real talk.
Still I was the first one who got him to write his name on his ass and so far the only one last time I checked.
I don't lewd him anymore otherwise I'd get him to do lots more, he is like you but better in terms of being a slut.
No.162400
File: 1457806415876.jpg (Spoiler Image, 686.52 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, 431218605291557.jpg)
>>162396
gotcha no prob fam
No.162401
No.162402
>>162399
I think it's really hot and I touch myself with him
No.162403
*spreads BP and J*
whos hungry ;)))))
autism asterisks are my favorite mem
No.162404
>>162392
tried to rotate the tires on my truck, only to find that one of the rear wheel lugs was overtorqued and the stud stripped out of the rotor so I can't get the tire off.
No.162405
>>162397
the FUCK DOES THAT MEAN
No.162406
>>162402
To each their own I won't judge you, I already know you are a filthy degenerate pervert.
No.162407
>>162398
Nothing, just forget I said anything
No.162408
tfw youre into beastiality but youd never tell anyone
No.162409
No.162410
>>162404
aww :(
idk how to do work on stuff like that because im kinda a bitch with that stuffs
No.162411
>>162407
It's just a reference!
No.162412
File: 1457806938730.png (288.01 KB, 462x636, 77:106, adsfasfdsfdsafsdfsdafdsfsa….png)
>>162405
It means I'm removing your cores and burying them in an environmentally safe location for a period of 1 to 2000 years until they no longer radiate radiation.
No.162413
File: 1457806976872.png (392.81 KB, 400x482, 200:241, d7ee8e58dd6f70758d41e893e4….png)
>>162411
My life is a reference!
No.162414
No.162415
>>162410
I have none of my tools I would normally have, I'm just gonna take it to a firestone and have them deal with it, it was them that fucked it up.
No.162416
>TFW you are able to expose all of your deepest fetishes anonymously and nobody will be any the wiser
No.162418
>>162415
I'll make you a warm meal for once you are done !
No.162420
>>162416
>implying anyone will care/won't have seen worse fetishes in their time here
No.162422
File: 1457807380538.jpg (366.21 KB, 705x1116, 235:372, 4d549099caf5b099e4caf514bf….jpg)
No.162423
I have a blood fetish
tfw degenerate.
No.162424
>>162422
>>162416
Yeah just be like birdie and admit all your fetishes, if you hide them how will you find a compatible partner?
No.162426
No.162427
>>162423
Carve my name into your skin
No.162428
>>162427
I'll put you on the list
No.162429
Dungeons and Dragons game starts today. Who else plays? Ain't ever done nothing like this before.
No.162430
I have returned today. How are all of your statuses?
No.162431
>>162426
Doesn't Guro count?
No.162432
>>162425
hm, interesting… *Saved*
No.162433
>>162431
its not like fully guro
No.162434
>>162432
Where are you on that?
>>162433
I know but its still somewhere there right?
No.162435
>>162427
why have you been so sadistic like the past week it'sit's real out of character bro
>>162426
cant be worse than amputee
>>162425
>tfw you go upto irredeemable
welp
No.162436
File: 1457807954601.jpg (74.7 KB, 744x1052, 186:263, army_reserve_force_student….jpg)
>>162418
oh, what will you be cooking?
No.162437
No.162438
>>162429
ive played a bit what do u wanna know
No.162439
>>162434
Near the bottom lol
No.162441
>>162437
>cant be worse than
No.162442
File: 1457808110777.png (113.18 KB, 272x310, 136:155, asdfasdfsafdsafsdfadsfdsfa….png)
>>162429
I played it a few years ago on 3.5 rules. I'd like to try again someday.
No.162443
I'm only degenerate because I like futa and monsters.
Pretty much everything else is a shit.
>>162429
I can explain to you all the rules.
What edition are you guys playing?
>>162430
Living, sort of good from what should have been a bad day.
No.162444
>tfw people don't pay attention to post >>162430
No.162445
>>162441
i mean what im into
def not amputee
No.162446
No.162447
>>162445
ill amputate ur dick ;^)
No.162448
>>162444
Hey Drank. How are you doing?
No.162450
>>162443
Nice. How was it going to be a bad day, if you don't mind me asking?
>>162448
Hey Cherub. How is your day?
No.162451
No.162452
>>162449
Where are you doing this thing?
No.162453
>>162450
Its somewhere in the middle. Its not bad, but i've just had one of those mood drops.
No.162454
>>162450
>2nd reply
I am doing fine, btw. Fuck, I seem to be a little TOO energetic today, seeing as how i went on to the second sentence rather than the first sentence.
No.162455
>>162449
I have about 8 years experience with 3.5 if you guys need me to teach you anything or any questions. I'm going to assume you are just running the core book, have you at least made characters yet. If not I'd recommend adding players handbook 2 for more classes and feats. Nothing else past that though.
>>162450
Woke up from shitty dreams and a shitty mood and kind of depressive. But the entire reason for it was countered from an event that rarely to never happens so it balanced out.
No.162456
>>162453
Huh. I am in the middle, too, even though I have all of this energy today.
No.162457
>>162451
ikr thanks i came up with it myslef :)
No.162459
>>162456
I see. Oh i will continue to play some guitar and hope it ends fully that mood thing.
No.162460
>>162443
It's 3.5. The newest one I think. I'm roleplaying as Guts.
>>162442
Next round! Or whatever they're called when a game ends.
>>162438
Should I make a up a voice to use for my character?
No.162461
No.162462
No.162463
>>162460
5e is the latest one
No.162464
File: 1457808640180.png (3.66 MB, 1491x2209, 1491:2209, f7ae44743d83982f1ddcda407a….png)
>>162444
Sorry Drank, how's you?
No.162465
>>162460
We are up to 5th edition hun, so two editions off. Still 3.5 is the best edition.
No.162466
File: 1457808701385.png (154.93 KB, 341x399, 341:399, dfsafsdfsdfasfsdfasfdsfdas….png)
>>162458
Sounds good.
>>162460
Have a great game, then~
No.162467
>>162461
My character's voice is going to be mine. I don't care what they say.
>>162462
Dealt with.
>>162463
>>162465
Ahh.
>>162466
Thanks buddy!
No.162468
File: 1457809038217.jpg (193.26 KB, 1280x1041, 1280:1041, clip (2014-09-18 at 03.55.….jpg)
>>162466
shit out a character right now and maybe
No.162469
>>162468
Nah, I'll join the next campaign or something, depending on what days/times you'll run it.
No.162470
File: 1457809228986.jpg (64.86 KB, 658x661, 658:661, ss (2014-09-18 at 06.21.00….jpg)
>>162469
todays in an hours time
we need healing since these paladins are shit, so be a cleric nig
No.162471
anyone ever go on 8chan/k/ ? I am wondering is it better than 4chan?
No.162473
File: 1457809313381.png (326.2 KB, 471x519, 157:173, asdfasfsdfasdfasfasdfasdfs….png)
>>162470
Nah, not going to play tonight.
No.162474
>>162470
What level are you guys at?
No.162475
File: 1457809441594.png (33.42 KB, 712x718, 356:359, ss (2014-09-18 at 06.03.24….png)
>>162472
alright what?
>>162474
new campaign so 0
>>162473
roll up a cleric and play with us next time
No.162476
>>162472
really? it's been a while since I've been on /k/
No.162477
>>162476
go right now
>>162475
I'm going to do what dotter is
make one for later
No.162478
File: 1457809607868.png (387.61 KB, 739x720, 739:720, asdfasdfdsfsdafdsfsdafsdfd….png)
>>162475
When do you think you'll be having sessions?
I'd have to fit them around work and stuff, so I can't join late in the evenings outside of weekends.
No.162479
>>162475
Aw okay so yeah you won't have any healers at all for a long while.
No.162480
>>162477
no
>>162478
6pm Saturdays senti said
>>162479
we're fucked
No.162481
>>162477
oh boy, I like it, I like it a lot.
No.162482
>>162480
Are you the GM?
Still it's not too bad, as long as they think tactically.
No.162483
>>162482
nah it's senti GM'in
No.162485
File: 1457810068367.png (309.37 KB, 512x652, 128:163, asdfdsafdsafsdafdsfsdafdsf….png)
>>162480
Oh, that's more reasonable than I expected. Cool.
I might need some help setting up a character as I'm rusty.
No.162487
>>162483
Aw well you guys have what 5 people playing probably? You guys should be perfectly fine depend on what kind of DM senti is though I'm betting he is a nice and forgiving one.
No.162489
>>162488
You're practically dead but not quite dead. DMing with no players is no fun.
No.162490
>>162488
You are fine stop being so pessimistic.
What does the party compose of?
No.162491
>>162383
>>162484
this makes me happy.
No.162494
File: 1457810770168.jpg (36.08 KB, 991x382, 991:382, ss (2014-09-18 at 08.07.49….jpg)
>>162489
yeah
>>162490
two paladins (who're not here)
a sorcerer (me)
a ranger (burt
a rouge (whos' not here)
a fighter (noun with 9 con)
No.162497
Bored, if anyone wants a Witcher 3 stream from the start just hit me up fam
No.162498
>>162494
Alright if burt is an actual ranger you are fine.
If burt goes dual wielding is when you have an issue.
As long as you aren't a moron you can single handedly carry the team though, noun as a fighter could but seeing as its his first time and with 9 con it'd be way harder to do it.
Just make sure to remind everyone that 5 foot steps are your best friend and you will.
No.162499
File: 1457810980779.jpg (86.33 KB, 641x999, 641:999, sample-474f94c5a90d53d4634….jpg)
No.162500
>>162494
>a rouge
I prefer scarlets.
No.162501
"you distracted me"
"UR FUKIN WELCOME"
No.162502
>>162499
Really? Ok let me finish eating and I will get on
No.162503
File: 1457811196546.jpg (141.69 KB, 708x999, 236:333, sample-0404a7c9ba595ebf7a0….jpg)
>>162502
Sure, I'll go get a cuppa, don't need to rush your food :)
No.162504
File: 1457811205452.jpg (83.7 KB, 1388x954, 694:477, ss (2014-09-18 at 07.53.23….jpg)
>>162498
I'll try to carry these fuckers
>>162500
no u
No.162505
File: 1457811308711.jpg (456.22 KB, 800x1119, 800:1119, 54b6e826f16ac451913a92eb39….jpg)
>>162497
Under normal circumstances yes, but I still plan on actually playing the games so no this time.
>>162504
I believe in you spider kouhai.
No.162506
>>162505
I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who bothered getting equipment outside of weapons and will be doing actual roleplaying
No.162507
>tfw atleast 4 more hours without my akari
end me
No.162508
File: 1457811611270.png (1.21 MB, 1474x2020, 737:1010, 36ed6043d1849f672510754631….png)
>>162506
Oh my, yeah you may have needed to stress how useful rope, food, backpacks, nets, and all other sorts of things are useful.
Though againI'm going to assume Senti is a forgiving DM and won't worry about rations since that's generally a bit of micromanagment that I've never had newer players deal with, just veterans since they should know better.
Still you guys don't have too much gold in the first place since its just startign gold, not too much to get.
No.162509
File: 1457811840413.jpg (99.02 KB, 965x964, 965:964, ss (2014-09-18 at 08.23.43….jpg)
>>162508
nah I'll let them figure it out on their own
No.162510
>>162505
No need to worry about it, that is why I was surprised Magi wanted to since he plans on finishing it soon too
No.162511
Women's jeans are a crime against humanity
No.162512
File: 1457812048878.png (5.52 MB, 2435x3600, 487:720, 30b24a11142ba99f46f6a91cab….png)
>>162510
That's not rice!
Still alter saber max cute, it's been a while since I watch carnival phantasm too bad I didn't understand half the jokes since I never watched tsukihimie.
>>162509
Spider is ruthless, I bet you the type of naga to always have that scroll of invisibility so when things go south you can use it and abandon the team.
Cause that's sure as fuck what i would do
No.162513
File: 1457812146887.jpg (66.86 KB, 634x881, 634:881, ss (2016-01-24 at 12.30.12….jpg)
>>162512
I'm a sorcerer don't need no scrolls bby
No.162514
File: 1457812150654.png (761.88 KB, 900x663, 300:221, f7d40533719126720cf489c7d4….png)
>>162510
You are starting from the start, I put about 100 - 120 hours into witcher 3 up until after the Baron's questline so I've seen that part :D
No.162515
File: 1457812225679.jpg (297.06 KB, 506x1000, 253:500, 2353bef3f7917582fa7ea0bd07….jpg)
>>162513
Bitch you'll run out of spells, always have extra shit prepared.
Gotta max tactician this shit.
No.162516
>>162511
I like them a lot :(
well other than the autistic pockets
No.162517
>>162496
I am a highspeed death machine
No.162518
>>162511
always wondered that lol
why the pockets are so damn small
thank god im a guy
No.162519
File: 1457812342257.png (266.8 KB, 854x800, 427:400, b4525aec84ed022f98661afd55….png)
>>162512
She can't always eat rice!
>>162514
You bakay! Then it will just be a boring stream for you of me repeating everything!
Time to jump out this window
No.162520
>>162518
The pockets are entirely for fashion they aren't for practical use.
No.162521
File: 1457812355838.jpg (37.14 KB, 896x628, 224:157, ss (2016-01-01 at 11.40.26….jpg)
>>162515
gotta have that shit to be prepared for it
No.162522
No.162523
morning thread
have a headache
>>162520
its ridiculous ahahaha
i thought maybe a phone could fit in there but probably not honestly
it's funny how much of woman's aesthetics are just entirely for show
No.162524
File: 1457812423256.jpg (83.12 KB, 546x1000, 273:500, sample-84e15790de25f115836….jpg)
>>162519
It's not boring, I'll be able to see how well you fight, plus see what quests you do in what order :D
No.162525
File: 1457812492911.jpg (222.84 KB, 1128x1480, 141:185, 57f2cc12c67cf3b9e9f9f8a94c….jpg)
>>162519
Well that's just cause alter saber has better taste!
You sure as hell can try to eat only one thing though.
>>162522
I watched it anyways so it all works, I believe in you burt-kun.
>>162521
As long as you have an abandon the team button you are fine.
>>162523
Yeah women are crazy, this is why you should just date boys, they are more normal and practical.
No.162526
File: 1457812520702.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.04 MB, 1920x2560, 3:4, IMG_20160312_115352.jpg)
>>162516
Other than that they are great, dunno if I wanna return them, they fit fine
>>162518
Women aren't allowed to be functional
It's a tool of the patriarchy
No.162527
>tfw all you wear is womens skinny jeans and flannels
lol
No.162528
>>162517
rangers aren't that amazing though, seals are cool and sarc is even cooler
No.162529
>>162525
yeah it's called a bolt to the knee
No.162530
>>162525
i only date boys if they're the girl in the relationship
and in that case i'd kinda prefer they wore woman's pants
because god damn are they hot
>>162526
how the hell did you get such a girly butt?
it's the weirdest thing ever and no matter how many times to fap to it i dont understand
No.162531
>>162526
They are so comfy!!
No.162532
File: 1457812665019.png (273.59 KB, 854x800, 427:400, 1386ddddb3fa31ecb970528302….png)
>>162524
Nuh uh! It's gonna bore you just say it! I can just play Arkham Knight for you
>>162525
Well ofc you can, animals do all the time.
No.162533
File: 1457812709107.jpg (162.9 KB, 884x1000, 221:250, sample-9de7805d9d0a5509b96….jpg)
>>162532
I want you to play witcher :3
No.162534
No.162535
>>162533
it is so much fun
right now
this game
No.162536
>guy sends you his dick
>its black
No.162537
>>162529
That is one plan, don't roll too many nat 1's now spidy.
>>162532
I guess that is true, cows have a nice healthy diet of grass….and thats about it.
Man being a cow sucks.
Also if you were to play arkham knight I'd watch I have never played any of the games and have 0 intention to do so.
>>162530
Really I don't like womans pants that much, I actually prefer tomboys when it comes to clothing. If my girl wanted to wear all my clothes that are loose fitting and whatever else that'd be far more attractive than women jeans.
No.162538
>>162536
this happened to me
was very disappointed
No.162540
File: 1457812904347.jpg (69.58 KB, 658x1000, 329:500, sample-f7e0029df612948d9a5….jpg)
>>162535
Mhm it is fun, I only played up until after the Baron's quests. It's what made me want to build my own system to run it on ultra
No.162541
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>>162537
If you give me 30 good luck blow jobs I think I'll be fine
No.162542
>>162539
terrible feel.
>>162540
The Baron's quests made me so sad ;___;
No.162543
>>162533
ive been wanting to continue witcher 3 but i havent had the motivation to continues hearts of stone
i beat the main story
>>162534
that's really it?
yeesh
kyoko wanted me to take a pic of my butt and i did and he said i did the angle wrong
although i honestly doubt angles could just make your ass as plump as it is
>>162537
eeeh i mean you're a girly boy though right?
like 90% of the other thread?
our opinions are bound to differ
No.162544
File: 1457813144267.jpg (132.43 KB, 708x1000, 177:250, sample-22f1fa6be79e7d8ead8….jpg)
>>162542
I know, it's such a good storyline, and that is just a small part, loved playing gwent too.
>>162543
I stopped playing as I wanted to take it all in on ultra, can't wait to get back into it again, though it'll be after dark souls 3
No.162545
File: 1457813169940.jpg (485.04 KB, 1616x2560, 101:160, 6f670f665eee1031e9a4d59fce….jpg)
>>162543
Not at all the only "girly" boy thing about me is I have long hair just cause I think long hair looks better on everyone/hair fetishist.
I'm not a sub or a bottom and prefer women greatly, still everyones opinions are different.
>>162541
30? That's a bit excessive.
How about I bite your dick once and every time you roll poorly I kick you in the nuts so you never want to roll poorly again.
No.162546
>>162544
I'm not a fam of Gwent personally, I already have two card games to play
No.162547
File: 1457813296427.png (455.36 KB, 485x550, 97:110, geralt tries to stay neutr….png)
>>162544
the game's really fucking perfect aside from the combat
reads like a fucking fantasy novel with amazing graphics and decisions
but the combat is just a little boring to me honestly
although the preparation for it is spot on
>>162545
darn
i guess flirting between us won't get along so well
No.162548
>>162525
Thank you! you are good people for saying that
>>162528
WRONG WRONG WRONG
No.162549
>>162546
I thought it was a lot of fun, and tracking down the different players. A lot of the side quests are really good too
>>162547
I like the combat, what difficulty did you play it on? I started on the highest you could choose
No.162550
>>162545
it stacks you see and one just isn't enough, oh but you can deep throat me and choke on it for awhiles for extra effect
No.162551
>>162549
I want to play the side quests but I just can't get into it -
Maybe I'll try again
No.162552
>>162547
You'd be correct in thinking that, though I already have a waifu I can't flirt with an icky boy now.
>>162548
This webm is great. Would watch again.
>>162550
I have a bad gag reflex I'd 100% throw up on you.
No.162554
>>162548
rangers aren't that great.
I own a tomahawk already
No.162555
>>162549
i play veteran in every game
>>162552
eh i mean
i picked up a ton of qts here
im in a relationship with a few of them but i still flirt
it's kinda natural
No.162556
>>162552
don't worry I'll work it out of you with repeat usage
No.162558
File: 1457813763567.png (704.26 KB, 594x841, 594:841, e91c81b572ab0b8fcce984c143….png)
>>162551
The way I did it was to just do the side quests first, then work on the story up until a point then mop up the rest of the area, do a bit more story and so on, I found it to be less of a chore, you could just go off and look for new areas or hidden loot etc. I don't like rushing in those type of games
>>162552
Nice slime girl <3 moist/10
>>162553
Go on you know you want to play it, please…
>>162555
I always start rpgs on the highest settings, only way to play tbh
No.162559
>>162556
I don't think I want it to work out though, you have icky boys parts in the front.
If you cut it off then I'll consider it.
>>162555
With a few of them?
Thats way too slutty for me, gotta be a p.ure and dedicated husbando.
>>162558
My slime girl folder is always great
Waiting for science to genetically engineer me one.
No.162560
>>162558
Oh I am going extremely slowly in this game, almost every single sidequest
No.162562
>>162538
>>162539
bad feel sad feel
mika send me a dick pic to make up for it
No.162563
File: 1457813978469.png (905.1 KB, 846x1484, 423:742, 7a45e3542e3f706410bd83a036….png)
>>162559
One day it may become a reality
>>162560
You should take it all in, theres so much to do, I loved just walking into big groups and wiping them out and looting everything
>>162561
Play it..
No.162564
>>162562
hey same mika
to make up for the hairy ass asian one I got yesterday
>>162563
it is so pretty !!
like almost everything in this game
No.162565
File: 1457814054504.png (101.19 KB, 1423x1019, 1423:1019, ss (2016-02-15 at 12.27.32….png)
>>162559
you'll enjoy it once I've broken you in
No.162566
>>162559
i love slutty and dedicated husbandos but…
im not too sure im good at being one
>>162558
pretty hardcore bae
i bet you dont put sugar on your strawberries either
No.162567
File: 1457814165193.jpg (175.55 KB, 640x855, 128:171, 510d01fb59cb643f1a85a7b8f1….jpg)
>>162564
Yeah, the amount of little details like dust in the wind etc, really makes the world come to life
No.162569
File: 1457814236070.png (293.22 KB, 595x842, 595:842, 8d8e7a74b7ab56498c11747cc0….png)
>>162566
I don't like strawberries and I cut sugar out of my diet :D
No.162570
File: 1457814299708.png (318.25 KB, 700x765, 140:153, f5bdf29fec8e666abfb70ff340….png)
>>162563
One day, I'll likely be dead, I didn't even realize how good that gif was till just now since I never realized how long it was and all the things that happen.
>>162565
I really don't think so hun, I'm had my sub phase and it really wasn't for me. I'm sure if I was going to enjoy it I would have by now.
>>162566
I had that problem too, once you find someone you really like you will be. Don't worry I'm sure that day will come sometime soon.
>>162568
What are you looking at pervert?
No.162571
No.162572
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>162552
one more im to lazy to get under 8mb
>>162554
but do you own ranger panties?
No.162573
File: 1457814384551.jpg (64.86 KB, 658x661, 658:661, ss (2014-09-18 at 06.21.00….jpg)
>>162570
you just haven't had it the right way but enough of this shit anyways
No.162574
>>162563
Just dig me a hole
No.162575
>>162570
You can't beat a good slime girl :D
>>162571
Same, he's a manly man
No.162576
>>162575
They managed to not only make him attractive, but have an amazing voice as well
No.162577
>>162570
nahhh
honestly between you and me
im kinda a scumbag
just ask my exes
>>162569
>he doesn't like strawberries
how are we even suppose to like each other if thats the case
No.162578
>>162570
Nothing…. I'm just giving free (You)'s…
No.162580
File: 1457814551637.jpg (463.15 KB, 600x847, 600:847, 86f28d309d3a9bbb69c7b2e2b9….jpg)
>>162574
I'll use your corpse as a shovel after I shiv you to death :D
Hurry up, I want to see Geralt in the tub again
>>162577
I like other fruits..
No.162581
File: 1457814616003.jpg (268.29 KB, 736x1221, 736:1221, 97c8f7e6c0c8ed66ce67d31777….jpg)
>>162576
Mhm, he's such a well realised character, they did a really good job
No.162582
>>162572
I've got a USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN tab, and a special forces tab, and I've got nerdy panties.
No.162583
>>162579
that's what happens when you don't role play in a role play game
but instead half bake a intro like a child would and demand we introduce our selves autists do
No.162584
File: 1457814675764.jpg (378.31 KB, 1157x1600, 1157:1600, 29c0866ee436918b0fa233593f….jpg)
>>162575
Just because the possibilities are near endless with a slime girl versus any other monster girl.
Well depends, doppleganger might be the only one who can top it, but I doubt they could replicate the affects of slime.
>>162572
This is the third, wait so there is a 2nd one?
>>162573
Okay hun, so how is your day?
>>162577
Naw I was before I'm just trying to fix that because I realized it was stupid and no one gained anything from it.
>>162579
You died already?
No.162585
every one of you are terrible and id rather not have the displeasure of knowing any of you irl
No.162586
>>162583
We're roleplaying right now. Come back. He just wanted our characters described.
No.162587
>>162580
I'm ok with this. Let me just figure something out
No.162588
>>162584
i posted 2 different webms
No.162589
File: 1457814917953.jpg (314.36 KB, 546x712, 273:356, 295c5d9d4c539b509ba4412aad….jpg)
>>162584
Exactly, they can be anything, the possibilities are endless
>>162587
Okay :)
No.162590
File: 1457814942859.jpg (36.08 KB, 991x382, 991:382, ss (2014-09-18 at 08.07.49….jpg)
>>162584
it's cold and I'm annoyed slightly, other then that though alright enough I suppose
No.162591
>>162582
SPECIAL FORCES
FUCK SPECIALS FORCES
I got a kebab remover tab
No.162592
No.162593
>>162589
Only for a little bit then im going back in my hole!
No.162594
>>162591
I should get one of those.
No.162595
>>162590
Aw why are you annoyed hun?
Take a shot or two of whiskey or your prefered drink that always helps me.
>>162589
But they also have the crazy vibration things going for you.
Plus they can do things nothing but a slime girl could do, like crazy whirlwind shit around your dick, as well as being able to see your cum and dick inside of them.
>>162572
Aw okay finally found the other one, the first one is actually the weakest of the three. Second one was the best for sure.
No.162598
>>162595
because of afew things I'd rather not get into
I only have some cider and that's not a drink you get warm on
No.162599
No.162601
File: 1457815558181.jpg (149.4 KB, 505x692, 505:692, 360e75944ab1d5001e5afccf01….jpg)
>>162593
You will play until I say you've had enough lol
But fine, just play and enjoy, I'm sure you want to get started on it again
>>162595
Exactly, you could have a lot of fun, and do all kinds of kinky shit :D
No.162602
>>162597
u doing any better rager?
>>162599
haihai
No.162603
No.162605
>>162600
i really didnt need to fucking cry today thanks faggot i hate you so much
No.162607
>>162603
>>162604
>>162605
You're all fucking welcome!
No.162608
>>162598
Aw okay, still a bottle of cider still makes you feel better, at least it does for me.
>>162601
So how would you deal with the fact they can't be injured or feel pain really?
>>162606
What am I looking at, a hand?
No.162609
>>162607
Was I suppose to feeling something? Bakay
No.162610
>>162608
Thats me passed out on the bed
super fucking drunk
No.162611
This is a lot of fucking fun.
No.162614
>>162608
I'm not a drinker as such so I don't get comfort from drinking
No.162615
>>162610
Oh is that after the hairy guy fucked you?
>>162600
What a shitter, couldn't even save his own wife.
What happened in the 3rd panel both of them look so stupid out of nowhere.
>>162614
Aw you could always try your other forms of relief.
No.162617
File: 1457816080434.png (414.32 KB, 549x700, 549:700, adf2378d9b9accaef512655da8….png)
>>162608
It would be a small price to pay, It wouldn't bother me a lot, I mean I've been in relationships before where they didn't share some kinks.
No.162619
>>162600
that heart sinking feeling when you register what has happened, why?