No.162613
A E S T H E T I C thread
trump 2016
No.162620
>>162615
I've never had sex with a guy before
but i did get my ass slapped multiple times at a party earlier that night
No.162621
>>162600
that heart sinking feeling when you register what has happened, why?why?why?
No.162622
>>162617
It'd be hard to have a complete 100% compatibility after all my waifu doesn't like collars which is sad times.
>>162620
Aw should have called them all faggots for not initiating then.
No.162623
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No.162624
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>>162615
don't have anything else
No.162625
>>162622
well I was super fucking drunk plus 17 y/o
nobody is falling for that bait
No.162626
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>>162613
number the shit it bothers me
not really
No.162627
No.162628
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>>162622
Sad times indeed, but there's other kinks to enjoy or find one's you enjoy together
No.162629
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>>162625
What is california legal age, 18?
>>162624
Aw, not even like smoking or vaping, whatever kids these days do.
>>162628
The only thing I don't understand is what the hell the difference between being used as a toy is and at what point does it become a pet.
>>162627
Hi
No.162630
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>>162629
I'm straight edged as fuck
No.162631
>>162629
I guess it depends on if your cocksleeve want's to become a pet. Walk them around with a collar or choke chain
No.162633
No.162634
>>162631
Hmmm I guess so, I don't even see it like that, I'd be entirely fine with the collar only taking place during sex and removed immediately after. Who knows, people are weird.
>>162630
Aw okay, well hopefully it goes away soon enough then.
No.162635
>>162629
depends on what
but 18 for consent
No.162636
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No.162637
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oh. hey. GUESS WHAT.
HI, SNITCHES GET STITCHES
>>162633
My name is stitches. Howdy
snitches get stitches
No.162639
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>>162638
Is this where we RP?
No.162640
get out of my secret club scoots
No.162641
>>162639
>Is this where we RP?
Well if you are looking for a place to rp i can recommend you this :^)
>>>/legion/
No.162642
No.162643
TOO LATE. I AM HERE TO CLAIM SOME HAREEM FOR QUEEN AND DOOTRY.
No.162646
>>162643
Hey Scoots <3 How's you?
No.162648
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>>162643
hEY sCOOTS </3 hOW ARE YOU?
No.162649
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>Irl avatars
and boo
its not though
like
it really isn't
so many animus people
were here before you
No.162650
>>162644
Are you drunk!? Stop it!
No.162651
No.162652
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>>162643
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
No.162653
yeah boo I fucking got here first
No.162654
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I should go back to not being here
No.162655
>>162646
Not too bad, how are you?
>>162648
I am pretty fine and you tomomomomomomo?
>>162652
can i stay the night?
No.162656
>>162653
i dunno rager
my gf stock is rising pretty hard
cherub's crazy for me
No.162657
>>162649
fdajgnhgnhdhdjgfnbgdbdf
No.162658
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>>162655
A bit meh, but it'll sort itself out. What you up to tonight?
No.162659
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>>162655
I'm fine, I'm getting extremely tired but a rare opportunity has shown up and sleeping would mean I'd miss it.
No.162660
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why are there so many of you coming over recently
No.162661
>>162655
I can't say no to my oneesan, how you doin?
No.162662
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TALK TO ME SCOOTS
>>162657
sry
No.162663
>>162660
I thought you liked having me around, my strawberry~
No.162664
>>162658
drinking! weekend off! ayyyy!
working super hard and gonna play even harder
sucks man, you'll get there bruh
>>162659
SUPER SHINEY RARE!
care to share?
No.162665
>>162651
Ooh what are you drinking? :3
No.162666
>>162660
They're thirsty for cheap erp
No.162667
No.162668
>>162661
Sweet as dank rocket tune. woo woo wee woo
>>162662
who is me? i can talk to you but who is me?
dont worry bb im here
No.162669
No.162670
I DONT ERP
most of the time
>>162668
ME
IM ME
SCOOTS
FUCK
No.162671
desu mad i deleted him after he begged to suck my dick
No.162672
>>162666
Well good thing you are here!
>>162664
It'd just sound cringy and stupid so not particularly.
>>162660
They heard we had a cute brat so they wanted to see for themself.
No.162673
desu has his own charm
like girly moans
No.162674
>>162663
but if you're just gonna tell all your friends to come here then it won't be lewd it will be animus
No.162675
>>162666
You surely mean all of them but me, dove
Im not here to ERP, im just here for you
No.162676
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No.162677
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>>162664
Sound's like a plan :D How's work been treating you?
No.162678
>>162670
If you are me then who is you?
POSTING YOLANDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
licks
No.162679
>>162672
WELL. HOPE IT WORKS OUT
No.162680
>>162676
Hey Date <3 How are things with you?
No.162681
>>162668
I may have drunked onto /k/ again, and as such rebuilding my folder.
No.162682
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>>162678
I HAVE HAD HER AS AN AVATAR FOR 3 YEARS
No.162683
>>162669
Wanna trade some gin for a bit of vodka?
No.162684
>>162677
ITS BEEN A SLUG FEST
but all i do is win.
and you?
No.162685
>>162674
I havent told anyone to come here babe
They just all came for the good memes and banter
I'd much prefer they all left and it would just be me and you to talk~
No.162686
>>162683
Sorry, the bottle is empty. Besides i'm considering going to bed with that shit mood i have now.
No.162687
>>162672
But he literally begged me for hours to erp with him and I still wouldn't. I have standards..
When I'm sober
>>162675
lewd !
No.162688
>>162681
old boards die hard.
>i have been sneaking on 4chins recently
>>162682
how about we come together and share?
No.162689
>>162680
magi<3
im doing ok ok
and you?
No.162690
>>162686
Aww what's wrong?
No.162691
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mika has a nice dick.
>>162688
nice meme
No.162692
>tfw I got a new TV and a WiiU
Life is complete. c-:
No.162693
>>162687
I'm glad I'm always your standard then hun~
That's kind of cute and amusing though.
>>162679
Everything always works out in the end.
No.162694
>>162690
I don't know, it just happens sometimes.
No.162695
>>162691
you know I make em rain, the memestorm
No.162696
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>>162684
Me work? Not happening on that front. Though I've got my system to be built next week so it's all good
>>162689
Good to hear, I'm not too bad, still low but getting on with it.
Up to much tonight?
No.162697
>>162662
mfw its not my harem
No.162699
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>>162685
somebody tells everyone about the seekrit club though, and it's just going to end up drowning in animus people anyway
see: spider just left
you're good people but not the people I came here for and not the people I stuck around for
No.162700
>>162693
w-what is ?
>>162697
Wanna skype with me ?
No.162701
>>162687
It doesnt have to be lewd, dove. We can just talk and get to know each other. I'd like that<3
No.162702
>>162693
such is life
>>162696
your system?
No.162703
>>162688
post some die antwoord, gimmy your favorites, mine is cookie thumper.
No.162704
>>162695
the memening
>>162697
nice
also skype with desu
he has nice moaning noises, really girly
No.162705
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>>162694
Anything i can do to help? :3 You shouldn't go to bed in a bad mood
No.162706
>>162700
That you never had to be drunk to lewd with me.
No.162707
>>162699
my heart aches with the distraught of my love's distaste for me and my friends
>>162700
Of course
add me @booboolaboosh
should come up as some meme
im playing some witcher now tho
No.162708
skyping with people from animus and lewd is fun
No.162709
>>162705
I don't know. And why not?
No.162710
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No.162711
>>162701
i-if you'd want..
>>162706
hmph
>>162707
I wasn't expecting you to say yes..
No.162712
>>162696
hmmm well akari wants to do stuff when he gets back from work so that
no particular thing yet but i guess we can figure it out when he gets home
and you magi?
No.162714
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>>162709
I don't know why but it just seems to be better to go to bed happy! ^^
No.162715
>>162703
My preferences are ugly boys/baby's on fire/i fink u freeky
>gonna see em in august
>>162704
you meme so much to me
>>162710
noice
No.162716
>>162712
Watching a stream atm, might find something to do later on, not sure what yet though
No.162717
>>162711
DOn't hmph me pet!
>>162699
I'm here, if you ever get too bothered I've still be available and waiting to watch more anime with you hun.
No.162718
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>>162714
Maybe you are right. I'll wait for a little while and see what happens.
No.162719
>>162717
I am not your pet !
No.162720
>>162711
You didnt think so, why?
I think youre just lovely
No.162721
>>162709
Sorry there. I had to go somewhere. Did the mood thing change?
No.162722
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No.162724
>>162699
debating if I should leave or not
I get nothing out of here and I don't add more to the pot either
No.162725
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>>162715
Should have it built Thursday or Friday so It'll have me gaming again :D
No.162726
>>162719
Anymore, you know you'd enjoy me bossing you around like I use to.
No.162727
>>162718
Yay good for you :3
No.162728
>>162710
but they're really okay, and fun to listen to sometimes.
>>162715
I feel like you posted ugly boy before they became well known in the states, then people were talking about them and showed me that song and I was like wait I saw that like 2 years ago.
No.162729
>>162727
Hai there, Loopist. Are you new to this board? If so, welcome! Also, how are you tonight?
No.162730
>>162723
What about him?
>>162727
Yeah.
No.162731
>>162716
ah sounds comfy!
yeah im gonna play some csgo in a bit just to help time go faster
and im glad you are sounding a bit better :)
cant have such a nice person be feeling down <3
No.162732
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>>162713
I just don't get it
I know people moved into discord but I don't feel like I could be a part of that anymore because of the awkwardness between me and kyoko that at least I feel, and it makes me uncomfortable in general because it's a less anonymous kind of environment, and that's why I feel good here, but just about everybody is either being chased out or moving there
>>162724
just stick with the discord then, that's where the people that like you are from what I hear and they won't ignore you. It's not you it's just a different place, even from when I came only 2 months ago
No.162733
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>>162728
I dunno, it's they aren't my cup of tea.
No.162734
>>162722
hey eeeeey?
>>162725
boom boom gonna be a fucking atom bomb
>>162728
lol yeah, most likely, i saw/heard of them like 4 years ago because of a festival
No.162735
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>>162731
Thank you <3 I'm a little better today, I hope you both have a good night when Akarin get's out of work :)
No.162736
No.162737
>>162729
Yahallo! :3 Been here for like a week now don't post that much but thank you :3 And i'm happy and getting drunk! :D How about you?
>>162730
How about you find some new music to listen to? :3
No.162738
>>162736
the meme game stronk with me bb grill
No.162739
No.162740
>>162733
the drunker I am the more likely I am to listen to them.
>>162734
wait, it was evil boy, that's what it was.
No.162741
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>162737
Yeah, i could do that. This is my favorite band.
No.162742
>>162735
I just came back from a trip to the WAL*MART. Anyways, I am glad you are doing better! And I am doing SWELL today! You know why?
>>162737
I am doing swell. (Got a new TV and a WiiU, you see.)
No.162743
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>>162734
It's going to be able to handle most of anything thrown at it. Which is what I set out to do.
>>162740
What you on tonight?
No.162744
>>162739
taken years of immersion in the meme. i learnt my craft with teh best teh best teh best teh best
>>162740
shit was/is dank
No.162745
>>162732
We're not moving to discord. You just don't see us posting a lot because we've been playing a lot of videogames together. Right now we're playing Dungeons and Dragons so we won't be too active. You should just hop into the discord chat, you don't have to even use the mic. Only like 10 people get on mic, the rest are in chat.
So get in here you a-lister.
No.162746
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>>162744
life is just a meme
No.162747
>>162735
yes!
and whenever you arent feeling to well you aer welcome to talk with us and stuff!
the company is super nice!
No.162748
>>162743
like mine at the minute, i reckon i need a new lappy soon.
>>162746
and i take life by the scruff of the neck and ride it.
No.162749
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>>162741
Ooh you like Sabaton, I live quite near where they are from :3
>>162742
Really nice sounds like a good night ahead then :3
No.162750
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>>162742
Hmm, no idea, you tell me :)
I'm not as bad as I was last night, just getting on with it but it's getting a bit easier.
>>162747
I will at some point, no doubt about that :D You two have fun tonight <3
No.162751
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>>162748
And hold beer not grudges
No.162753
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>tfw you dont know how to take good lewd pics
do you need a second person for this shit or something?
No.162754
>>162745
I dunno maybe later, it still feels like intruding into people's space to me. I'm just going back to jojo for now, the uncensored version is good, thank you for telling me about it.
No.162755
>>162753
You do know your phone have a timer right?
No.162757
>>162753
Take the camera AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKIN' ASS.
>>162754
No problem bratty. I invited you therefor you can join so don't feel like you're intruding.
No.162758
>>162743
black label, and black label mixed with pepsi
>>162744
the rats and stuff where/are the more interesting part
No.162759
No.162760
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>>162753
DON'T USE THAT IMAGE MY LITTLE BROTHER MADE THAT ITS HIS COPYRIGHT 2016
No.162761
>>162751
I hold them beers… and grudges…. well they sunk faster than whiskey.
No.162762
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>>162760
ill use whatever image i want cunt
No.162763
>>162749
I know, right? Any good things happen on your end, Loopist?
>>162750
I got a new TV and a WiiU. Life is complete atm. (Except that the SD card slot is broken on the Wii, so I can't make any Wii-to-WiiU transferrals as of yet.)
No.162764
No.162765
>>162749
That really awesome. I wish i could go to the festival sometimes. The only problem is money.
>>162752
Nice taste.
>>162757
>Take the camera AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKIN' ASS.
That made me laugh.
No.162766
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>>162758
I could never drink voddy, I couldn't stand the taste, now give me some dark rum and I'd drink you under the table
>>162763
Oh very nice <3 What size of tv?
No.162767
>>162753
If you have eyes, you can look at the pictures you took and see what's wrong with them
No.162768
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>>162763
Well i'm getting drunk and listening to music so i'm quite happy. Was quite awhile ago since i really just listened to music :3
>>162765
Okaay :3 I've never been to a festival thingy but i like some of their songs
No.162770
>>162763
You should get smash if you haven't already
No.162771
>>162767
my dick is literally too small
No.162772
>>162761
fuck grudges mang
>>162762
edgy
No.162773
>>162771
Then don't have so many clothes on and take it from such a shitty angle
No.162774
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>>162769
Nice, you anything planned to watch on it?
>>162771
Why how small is small?
No.162775
>>162768
Ah. It doesn't sound that great in my perspective (I hate alcohol, you see), but whatever make you happy goes fine, I guess!
>>162770
Wanting to get it soon. I have it already on the 3DS, so…
No.162776
>>162772
fuck grudges like boipussy
No.162777
No.162778
>>162774
Not really, I barely watch TV in the first place.
No.162779
No.162780
>>162766
I don't think you would, you could try, but I don't stop.
No.162781
>>162773
but im fat too dude now what
>>162774
sub 3"
No.162782
>>162781
>sub 3"
When erect?
No.162783
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>162768
I only attend to one in the summer at home here.
But its a really great experience.
And now i'm in 80's mood.
No.162784
>>162779
Hi cute
>>162782
> erect
Nice meme
No.162785
>>162784
but you are super cute
No.162786
>>162778
I don't watch any tv, so I get that, I use my 46inch as a monitor
>>162780
I'm northern Irish, I could drink you under the table easy :D
>>162781
I see, nothing wrong with a cute penis <3
No.162787
No.162788
>>162775
Ooh okay i dont usually drink but i got in the mood today and i wont force any on you :3
>>162783
Okkeey :3 Keep listening to music it's good for you!
No.162790
>>162782
idk it hasnt been fully erect in at least a month
No.162791
>>162785
I'm not a cute girl though
No.162792
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>162790
I don't know how to properly react. Here, have this song.
No.162793
>>162787
No worries <3
>>162790
Some good anal stimulation will make you erect
No.162794
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
QUEEN GUUUUUYS!!!
>>162788
I know it is.
No.162795
i should re-add people after my "episode".
anyway. what is everyone's plans this weekend? online orgy when?
No.162796
Hey guys. What did I miss?
I can say the new season of House of Cards is damn good.
No.162797
>>162786
Huh. Maybe I should try that with the new 36'' that I have.
>>162787
Yeah. I am also a minor, so I can't drink yet. (Part of the law, you know?)
No.162798
No.162799
>>162791
Marry me, mika
Youre the cutest girl I know
No.162800
>>162791
im not either :^(
No.162801
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>>162796
YAHALLO! :3 Which episode are you on?
No.162802
>>162786
I'm american and spend all my free time drowning myself in booze, I don't think you could out drink me, the last 2 times I've thrown up has only been because of straight everclear, everything else goes down like water.
No.162803
>>162801
HAIIIII
Just finished ep 5 of the current series, I watched 2 eps tonight.
So much for not binge watching, but damnnn.
No.162804
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>>162797
You should hook it up, always good to have another screen
No.162805
>>162793
<3
>>162797
wrong reply silly goose :b
No.162806
>>162804
>not keeping a TV just for netflix and watching TV shows
PLSSSSS.
No.162807
>>162804
…Guess I am fucked, then… (I have a tablet as a computer, that is running at Windows 10…)
No.162808
>HOC spoilers
i will split.
welp
ghostie re-add me on steam bb
No.162809
No.162810
also i cant fix myself because everything about me illicits a reaction of disgust from myself
No.162811
>>162798
> discord still not sending notifications
Yeah better
>>162800
Better than me, I can actually call you a girl
No.162812
>>162794
Im just a poor boy nobody loves me~
>>162810
Post yourself, darling
I will take this quest and do hard work judging if you are cute or not
No.162813
>>162805
ACK-Okay then. I meant >>162797 for >>162788
there.
No.162814
>>162808
I wasn't planning to spoil it, I was just saying it was good.
But hey, fuck off, that's cool.
No.162816
>>162811
are you into girls?
No.162818
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>>162803
heh You should power through it over the weekend
>>162805
<3
>>162806
I don't watch any tv, I think it's a waste of time.
>>162807
You'll still see the benefit if you can hook it up some way
No.162819
>>162814
>being so bitter
things never change
No.162820
>>162815
I don't even fucking know anymore.
No.162821
>>162818
I will, eventually…
No.162822
Now, who can I drive off next?
>>162818
Nah, I want to make it last if I can, I watch an hour of netflix every night and need new stuff to watch.
>>162818
I don't watch it either, other than netflix/stuff I've torrented. I scrapped my license a while back.
No.162823
>tfw mika will never call u a girl
No.162824
>>162816
Not ones with vaginas
No.162825
No.162826
>>162823
I'm p sure I call you she all the time
No.162827
>>162823
>tfw mika will never call you a pretty girl while you fuck his ass.
No.162828
>>162819
Whatever you say, babe.
I don't even know who you are.
No.162829
>>162825
Is there some show you're watching that I can spoil in a non-spoil way?
No.162831
>>162829
You could spoil my heart by liking me too much<3
No.162832
>>162824
prove it later this month ;000000
No.162833
>>162826
whoa now check your fucking privilege she doesnt mean im a girl YOU GROSS CIS SCUM
>>162827
>tfw your dick isnt big or hard enough, nor does it cum enough, to fuck mika
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>>162822
You are best doing that, though I have a mad backlog which I really should power through some stuff.
Best off that way, normal tv is truly bad. I download anything I do feel like watching.
No.162836
>>162831
Nah, can't be bothered with that. I barely know you.
>>162834
I'm just a bit gutted I can't get to the US catalogue of Netflix stuff like I used to.
No.162837
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>>162836
That is a shame, can't you get some of the stuff off other streaming sites?
No.162838
>>162836
You could try to get to know me a little more, dove
You seem sweet, and I'd like to know some more about you~
No.162839
>>162832
You better not have a vagina…
>>162833
> me cis
You better uhh check that privilege
No.162840
daily reminder that mikas first time with is dick is gonna be with me
No.162841
>>162839
ghostie has a dick
wont for too long though
get it while it's hot
No.162842
>>162837
Well, yeah, but I'd need to figure out what I want to watch first. That's the biggest part of the problem most of the time.
I started on Suits recently based on a recommendation which is another few series' worth of programming to watch and on UK netflix.
>>162838
Well, I'm sure we'll have plenty of time to get to know each other better here.
No.162843
No.162844
>>162840
Kewl story.
And why do we give a shit?
No.162845
No.162846
No.162847
>>162845
I meant to say don't
No.162848
>>162842
It's hard to tell that's for sure, I don't watch anything so it's only really recommendations or word of mouth I'd go on now
No.162849
>>162844
It's dated memery. Total zzz snorefest.
No.162850
>>162842
I hope so, anyway
You seem like someone definitely worth getting to know
What do you like to do, darling?
No.162851
>drinking and depressed
Finally! It's been far too long since I've been in a thoroughly terrible mood, gotta properly exercise those sadness muscles once in a while! There are so many layers of sarcasm there that I'm not quite sure what I actually mean! Time to isolate myself so I can really swim through an ocean of self-pity!
No.162852
>>162849
reminder than nouns anal virginity belongs to me
No.162853
>>162846
Cool. Thanks for the public notice about your sex life.
I'll make sure I tell you about the guys I'm going to fuck too.
>>162849
Kinda mystifying, you know?
No.162854
>>162852
-farts-
Wasn't expecting that. Sorry for taking a fucking humungous shit on your dick.
No.162855
>>162851
Can I be drunk with you but indifferent about things ?
No.162856
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>>162851
Hey Skandi <3 Sorry to hear you feeling blue too :s
No.162857
>>162851
Whoa, a Norwegian onion of sarcasm.
Almost as interesting as a Polish onion, but that's apparently an insult over there.
No.162858
>>162855
Moe you want to drink with me tonight then?
No.162859
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
More Queen!
>>162851
You too? Well unfortunately i'm out of alcohol.
No.162860
>>162854
y-you too .////////.
No.162863
>>162862
Well it's that or drink alone and one of these seems far more lonley than the other.
No.162864
>>162863
I'll drink with you, man.
No.162865
No.162866
>>162864
Yeah but you are gay and probably kiss boys.
Though I have no qualms as long as you don't try to lewd me.
>>162865
Sucks to have no face.
No.162868
Sarcasm aside, isolating myself is probably a bad idea!
>>162855
Whatever!
>>162856
Hi! And yeah, it's hitting pretty bad for whatever reason, but I'll live! So you're not feeling too great either, then?
>>162857
… It is? I've never heard "Polish onion" used as an insult in any language!
>>162859
Well, everybody's feeling terrible today apparently! Great stuff!
No.162869
>>162866
And this makes me different to moe….how, exactly?
No.162870
>>162867
No, you rolled to piss in some enemy's eye but instead you pissed on yourself.
No.162871
so, what's/lewd/up to tonight?
No.162872
>>162866
kek I'm alway's here too, though not drinking, might take a sleeper though :3
>>162867
Who you going to seduce Burt?
No.162873
>>162866
And this makes me different to moe….how, exactly?
>>162868
Yep, my bf tells me calling someone an onion in Poland is an insult. I don't know why.
No.162874
>>162872
I roll to seduce you
No.162875
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>162868
Well its getting slightly better. But it could still be better.
No.162876
>>162870
no i got piss shy
>>162872
everyone
No.162877
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>>162868
Yeah pretty much, hit a real low yesterday, then today's not been much better but you just get on with it.
You having a tipple tonight?
No.162879
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>162868
Skandi we will drink all night, give me some music of your people that you like.
Listening to this right now though I have no idea what the language is.
>>162869
Cause I can boss Moe around so it's okay plus I've known him a long time.
You have lots of unknowns.
>>162872
Alright ready to get on skype with me then babe?
No.162880
>>162859
You can have some of mine :3
>>162868
I think we all should drink some alcohol and be happy :3
No.162881
>>162879
jesus mate youre getting some work done
nice job
No.162882
what kind of shoes do normal people wear
No.162883
>>162879
Oh, ffs.
You're certainly good at pushing people away if nothing else.
Fine, I give up.
No.162884
>>162882
anything at the shoe store
No.162885
>>162883
I'd drink with ya if I hadn't given up on the booze.
No.162886
>>162879
I love that band.
>>162880
I'm happy to hear that, but i think there is a little too far even though i live in denmark.
No.162887
>>162885
Ah no worries, man. It'd probably be a bit too early for you anyway, right?
No.162888
>>162874
You are welcome to try boo, but I don't roll over easy :3
>>162876
Oh? who are you going for first?
>>162879
You only want me on skype to hear my voice lol
No.162889
>>162879
>Alright ready to get on skype with me then babe?
I'll join.
No.162890
>>162887
Yeah. I normally like getting drunk at around 11pm or so. A shame. You sound like you'd be fun to get drunk with.
No.162891
>>162886
Oh
I didn't know you were still hanging around darling
Isn't it late for you, qt?
>>162888
I never played on easy mode in my life babe
And at any rate a sweetheart like you should have high standards that I surely meet
No.162893
>>162891
Its "only" 11.47 pm here at the moment.
The night is still young.
No.162894
>>162890
Yeah, that'd be like 4am or later for me.
Ah well. Maybe I'll get drunk with you someday.
Why did you give up on the booze?
No.162895
>>162886
Ooh well too bad :P
No.162896
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>>162891
I do have very high standards, what make's you so sure you could meet them?
>>162892
But you can't seduce everyone at the same time.
No.162897
No.162898
>>162894
Someday Dotty. Some day! And uh, I just don't feel like it's worth it. It's nice getting drunk but idk, I just kinda stopped considering I hate the taste of alochol. Might do it again some day soon.
No.162900
>>162873
Oh! I thought you were saying that "Polish onion" was an insult in Norway!
>>162871
Even less than usual! Watching LPs and drinking, which is standard fare for when the day's done, but this time not talking to master since he's really busy at work. How're you doing, then?
>>162875
I get that. Anything in particular happen, or just generally feeling bad?
>>162877
Well yeah, it's just a matter of waddling along no matter how bad you feel.
Yep! It's the weekend, it's been quite a while since I've had a sober weekend! Red wine as usual.
>>162879
I don't like a lot of Norwegian music, but here's something:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-9kFXnjIa8
And I'll drink for a bit, at least, but odds are I'll be in bed in something like five hours at the very, very latest!
No.162902
>>162898
Maybe you're trying the wrong alcohol or you should mix it more? I dunno.
I look forward to drinking at the end of the week but should probably cut back. Meh.
>>162900
I dunno about Norwegian insults.
No.162903
mika will never take advantage of u
No.162904
>>162900
I have 3 different video's playing right now, and I can't quite understand it, but I can follow all of them at once,
No.162905
>>162900
Just generally feeling bad. Its slowly wearing off though.
No.162906
why are there gross unpassable trannies allowed in this smash tournament
people who beat trannies have the right idea
No.162907
>>162888
Hey I love your voice I can't help it.
Then we can have drunk Tomo shenanigans.
>>162889
Alright add my skype
clown.piece
That means you too birdie.
>>162900
Hey thats 5 hrs of bullying still.
>>162883
If you get offended that easily we would never be friends.
>>162881
Am I, all of those people I talk to are just normal friends.
No.162908
No.162910
bebop will never take advantage of u
No.162911
>>162896
I couldn't be so sure, honestly
But I am dedicated to trying to go after such a cute thing like you
How would someone win your heart?
>>162893
I love the late night
There's plenty more fun and lewd things to do during it, isn't there?
so much better than the sun
No.162912
>>162899
Is it over 9000?
>>162900
True, hopefully some time on the board will do you some good <3
>>162907
Oh? what kind of shenanigans?
No.162913
>>162906
i wish i had that tranny stomping webm to post
No.162914
>>162910
this wasnt directed at anyone
and meant to post a pic
No.162915
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>>162913
this one's not even semi passable
they just look like living breathing sex dolls it's fucking disgusting
No.162917
>>162902
I was gonna hit you with the northern Norwegian's favourite insult "horsecock", but now that I translated it it doesn't really seem like an insult.
>>162904
Uh! Are you the kind of person who can read two books at the same time, too?
>>162905
That's good, at least! Mysteriously feeling terrible sucks, but at least it also tends to mysteriously disappear.
>>162907
>you
>bullying
kek
>>162912
It's already kinda doing so, actually! My instinct when I feel bad is not to talk to anyone, but I also kinda know that generally just makes me feel worse.
No.162918
>>162907
I've sent it.
>>162911
It is indeed. For a danish person like me that is.
No.162919
>>162914
what dude are u high
No.162920
No.162921
>>162917
Some furries would take it as a compliment, I'm sure.
No.162922
>>162917
Yup. So how was your day?
No.162923
>>162911
It take's a lot to win my heart.
>>162916
Oh? 9001?
>>162917
It does, I find that chatting helps a lot, even if you don't feel like talking sometimes just a little chat can help a great deal, hopefully you'll feel a little better with having some company on the board <3
No.162924
>>162920
me too but I think ill trip out tonight :33
No.162925
>>162917
I can and alternate between like 4 different animes and keep track of everything happening at once.
No.162926
>>162924
tfw no access to anything until seattle
No.162927
>>162926
>go to drugstore
>get 2 bottles of delsym
>drink that shit
No.162929
>>162927
>Drugstore within 5 miles
No.162930
>>162923
As well it should be, yeah?
It takes a long while to set a diamond
So it should take a while to win your heart
But I want to try if you'd let me, sweetie~
>>162918
What makes a Dane more likely to stay up at night?
Im very interested to hear this
No.162931
>>162929
>drugstore within 5 mins walk
No.162932
No.162933
>>162930
Well thats kinda complicated. It could be anything really. From going out to playing video games
No.162934
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>>162928
hmmmm how about 10,000?
>>162930
I don't know if you could boo
No.162935
>>162921
"Some"? But let me go with, uh, "devil" instead, then! A nice, neutral insult!
>>162922
Pretty decent! There was a major sale in pretty much every store in the city today, so I spent almost four hours wandering around, ending up with nothing more than a book and two t-shirts, but it was comfy anyway. You do anything fun, then?
>>162923
And even if I don't feel any better from it, the magic of image boards is that I can just stop responding at any time and it won't be seen as too weird!
>>162925
I prefer to imagine you sitting in a room like the Architect in the Matrix, chair constantly spinning with every screen showing a different anime.
No.162936
>>162912
I don't plan that far ahead! We have our 3 way with cherub.
>>162917
I could bully if I want, trust me!
No.162937
>>162932
In fact, I could look out of my skylight and see a clinic/drugstore if I wished.
>>162935
That's dull, though.
No.162939
>>162937
this is bull shit
i would have to order online
No.162940
>>162935
It does sound comfy. And i've just been sitting here all day and relaxed. Maybe go out to buy a few things, but that was it.
>>162936
>We have our 3 way with cherub.
Excuse me what?
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>>162935
Exactly, though I think you'll be fine. Don't feel pressured into talking either, but I'm confident it'll do you the world of good, and it's always good to see you on the board :)
>>162936
I don't think I'll be up for skype, I do have you already on skype anyhow.
>>162932
I have 3 drugstores within a 5 min walk.
No.162943
>>162939
I'd take a photo of it if it wasn't nighttime. You could see the glory of a UK drugstore that's under renovation but still open during regular hours.
No.162947
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could anyone please provide me with upbeat music
No.162948
>>162932
dont u have a car
No.162962
No.162964
LOL@PEOPLE WHO CANT DRIVE
No.163009