No.163275
In 452, Saint John the Silent was born, and at the end of his life he'd lived in perfect solitude for 76 years edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn2wxTup5Ck
No.163278
No.163279
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I want to drink with skandi under a table.
No.163280
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No.163282
i want to get blitzed and get taken advantage of by my bf
No.163284
>>163270
Oh my! If I were you, I'd stop after a bottle of wine and some vodka, unless you're planning on getting completely shitfaced!
Hah! I'd just panic and leave whatever conversation! There are more neurotic people on earth, Clown, than are dreamt of in your philosophy!
>>163279
Don't talk to a drunk Skandi about doing things under tables, he might get lewd.
>>163280
Date! How's you!
No.163285
>>163284
im happy and feeling good
and you?
No.163287
>>163284
That's entirely fine, I'll just bully you for being gay and wanting to do lewd stuff under a table. I'm an exhibitionist so I'd want a lewd partner to do lewd stuff under a table while no one knows.
No.163289
>>163288
I know right, I would get in that van.
No.163290
>>163271
It is a tad easy to post on here. A bit tedious, so I will probably use the good old computer instead. Gets the job done way quicker.
Probably takes about 3 minutes just getting this typed out.
No.163291
>>163290
when on a computer, it would take half a minute typing all of these words from these two posts.
No.163292
Sorry, >>163290
and >>163291
were me.
No.163293
>>163285
I was feeling enormously terrible earlier this evening, but somehow I feel pretty good now! It's really nice when moods just inexplicably lift!
>>163287
Hey! I'm not gay! And I'm just a tiny bit exhibitionist!
No.163294
>>163289
its worth the risk
No.163295
>>163293
inexplicable mood changes are nice
mine tend to be mood swings >.> but nevertheless
they are nice
No.163296
>>163293
Oh a tiny bit, I guess with all the shit I've posted here in the past. Things I know you've saved
It's obvious I'm a rather large one.
No.163297
>>163294
even if they're talking ammo, I bought myself one of those 555 round boxes when they were onsale, and I don't even own a 22 yet.
No.163298
>>163295
Well, if we're gonna be honest, weird mood changes kinda suck a lot, but we should be positive!
>>163296
Pfft, don't flatter yourself. I've only saved one webm.
No.163299
>>163298
as positive as a zero!
No.163300
>>163298
Aw I thought you saved 1 or 2 images as well. The other day I was gonna have you post it as well since I don't have it saved, you should send me my webm one day through a temp email cause I 100% don't have it saved anymore.
No.163301
>>163296
if you are just a such an exhibitionist post hat
preferably a trump hat
>>163297
I got enough 30-06 and 7.65x54r
No.163302
>>163299
Are you trying to be dangerously clever?
>>163300
Well, I've got a face pic, granted, but that hardly counts! And sure, I guess I could do that at some point.
No.163303
>>163301
You are asking me, a hair fetishist, to wear a hat.
I hate hats they cover up hair. Also they feel icky and I own 0 because of it.
>>163302
Well yeah face pic doesn't count for much, I could likely find the webm by searching any of the 50 places I've posted it but you are easier. SO thanks in that case hun.
Still how minor is your exhibitonism? I've never seen you be lewd at all in public aside from a few promotions of your master.
No.163304
>>163302
well a zero can never be negative!
No.163305
>>163303
Long hair and hats look good its not like they hide all your hair
its something different try it out
No.163306
>>163301
I got like 1500 rounds of 7.62x54r
I got like 500 rounds of 308
I got like 1500 rounds of .223
I got like 2000 rounds of 7.62x39
and about 200 rounds of specialty ammo of all my 30 caliber ammos.
just realized I got 60 armor piercing incendiary rounds.
No.163307
>>163303
Practically every time I've ever posted anything "because master told me to", it was because I begged him to tell me to post it.
>>163304
But it's also a fact that there'd be no difference between 0 and the hypothetical "-0"!
No.163308
>>163305
I still own 0 hats and think they look disgusting and feel uncomfortable even if other people think I could look good in them. I do what I like not what other people like.
STill I'll take a picture one day for you burt-kun.
>>163307
Aw-ha, is miles that bad at forcing you to be an exhibitionist or does he like keeping you all to himself?
No.163309
…Is Bit, like, afk or something?
No.163310
>>163306
I dont got a stockpile sadly
one day i will
>>163308
I actually hate hats myself I like my hair to much I only wear ushankas in winter cause i got big ears and i need them to keep them warm
Make it a good hat
No.163311
>>163308
Well, he just hasn't got enough sadism in him for that sort of thing! He punishes me instantly and without mercy if I'm actually bad, but he apparently can't really bring himself to be "mean" for no reason!
No.163312
>>163309
Eh, no matter. I am going to sleep anyways.
PEACE OUT, EVERYBODY!
No.163314
>>163312
Goodnight, Drank!
No.163315
>>163311
I entirely understand sort of. Not because of myself, far from it I always use to punish my pets and toys far too much in fact.
>>163310
Ushankas are cute as fuck but thats because I love russian men.
No.163316
>>163310
and one day, hopefully next time I get home, I can convert one of my 2 SKS's to a paratrooper with an AK underfold stock, and posibly put in the paperwork to SBR it, then commence the process of shortening the gas system, and eventually cut and recrown the barrel for a super sexxy paratrooper SKS, and maybe an AK style pistol grip, maybe.
also been working out the process of putting together a 50 BMG at home, for under $400, and maybe a pistol length version too.
No.163317
>>163315
Maybe you should be nicer so they'll have an easier time getting unhealthily attached to you, then?
In any case, I'm going to bed! Goodnight, /lewd/!
No.163318
>>163315
USHANKA A BEST HAT
>>163316
One day I will move out of NY to a free state like Vermont and own ant gun I want
sounds like you got a nice plan though
>>163317
night
No.163319
>>163317
Night night hun.
Plus I hate people getting attached to me, I want them to know they are nothing more than pets and toys.
Not like it matters I'm in a relationship right now so I don't need that.
>>163318
I'd hit it
No.163322
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>>163318
also looking into ordering a couple martini henry's and getting my feet wet in the world of resizing and reloading.
No.163323
>>163319
Dont hit me
>>163320
>>163321
>>163322
stop making me jealous
i cant buy anything new
No.163324
>>163318
also agreed USHANKA AN BEST HAT!!!
No.163325
>>163323
but martini henry's are old enough they fall under the antique status, and therefor can ship straight to just about anywhere in the U.S.
No.163327
>>163324
>>163325
I need to put my emblem back on it
its a czech one
I got no money for one sure i can ship it to my house but only if i can buy it
No.163328
>>163327
mine is east german navy, but I stuck a KGB jacket pin on there because they're so cool, also got a hat that has a ton of other russian pins on it for like $20 and it has 5 red stars on it, last gun show I went to the red stars were going for $7 a pop, should see if I can find that seller again.
No.163330
>>163323
You knew I meant I'd stick my dick in it you slut.
I wonder how a blowjob from a bearded/mustached person would be. It'd probably suck the rough bristles of their hair scraping your cock.
No.163331
>>163328
Last gun show i went too I bought a m1 helmet and a facist spain helmet
>>163329
hmm?
>>163330
…
No.163332
>>163331
dots don't explain anything, I gave you the response you wanted.
No.163333
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No.163337
>>163332
I meant you wont do that to me
>>163333
umf?!
>>163334
what?
No.163338
>>163337
First you asked for it now you don't want it. This is why I date women they are simpler than boys!
No.163339
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No.163340
>>163337
I don't know, everyone was replying to that post so I thought I'd join in.
No.163341
>>163338
I never asked you to do it!!
>>163339
>>163340
Oh good I thought you were swearing at me
No.163342
>>163331
wish I had all my different helmet and hat selfies, I lost them though, and all my head gear is back home.
my m1 helmet is madmax style because is was missing the leatherstrap and the welded on ring on one side, so I welded my own on and used a bunjy cord for the strap, then I painted it snakeskin pattern using a piece of steel stare tred from the scrap yard
I also have a hungarian m90 helmet and a couple pith helmets
and a civil defence helmet
and a fuck ton of different hats
and a fuck ton of surp uniforms
and a trench phone and some mess kits, and I love surp.
No.163343
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>>163335
BANG!
GOTCHA BITCH
No.163344
>>163342
my m1 still has the leather strap
I am so jealous of you and your stuff!
No.163345
>>163344
I also have a few different gas masks, and I need more, I always need more.
>me with me first SKS and my alpenflage
it's my favorite camo, and I have like 10 military parkas in different patterns and styles, including alpenflage
I'd be jelly of me too, ever talk to guero?
No.163346
>>163343
oh god
i saw the reply and thought i replied
hey babe
what's up?
No.163347
>tfw you forgot how much you like nightcore
i wish this stayed forgotten >>
No.163348
>>163346
I finished watching scarface!
Very cool movie, I want to sell cocaine now!
I have to make my bed and I'm going to eat a little ice cream. Uh… probably going to play my guitar a little, and be on here and 4chan. That's about it!
I also bought GTA Vice City halfway through because I felt the intense urge to live the movie, and I knew this would be the perfect game to do so.
No.163349
>>163348
>he actually tells me how he's doing in more than 1 word
god i love you babe
a lot of people play guitar here for some reason. what boards to do you go on mostly bae?
i never played vice city but i heard it's crazy
No.163350
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>>163349
It's a fun instrument! Very versatile imo
I used to go on r9k mainly but months ago i stopped and now i just go on the 4chan homepage and look at recently active sfw threads, it's nice and it keeps me from having to masturbate daily! Unless I get to some thread on /a/, lewd fucks.
It's okay so far, I need to find a mod that lets me move the camera around while I drive, it's the only thing that's bothering me.
No.163352
>>163351
that is me.
and this be my AR-15, which now sports a full float front hand guard.
No.163353
>>163350
That's good to hear
If you ever need some help masturbating though, I'm happily here bae
Is the camera locked while you drive though?
No.163354
>>163352
How can you be Grids and Guero
this is my former NY compliant rifle before the safe act so fixed stock and 10 rd mag and other stuff
No.163355
>>163353
Yeah, it's locked and you can't look around corners. And backing up is a pain cause sometimes it just flat out doesn't work. I also heard that a lot of music was taken out due to rock* not being able to keep up their copyright payments, so I feel like I'm missing out a bit.
I suppose I could just go on the real life radio and tune in, and sell real drugs, on the street.
No.163357
>>163355
I could be your pimp
We could sell you off for moderately expensive prices
Then I would use that money to put you through law school ;_;
No.163358
No.163359
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>>163357
Wew. I don't know though, I would have to check with Dunsel first when he gets back…
I don't want to go to law school though!
Law sucks! School sucks!
School and Law double sucks!
No.163360
>>163354
oh, you meant who is guero, guero is bro, totally into surp and stuff, he used to tell me to stop buying all the surp and save some for everyone else.
one of our guys on my crew just depinned his stock the other day.
No.163362
>>163360
Oh alright, i should depin my stock it will be illegal at some point anyway
No.163363
>>163359
It wasn't as much as me selling your body for money as it is us being together
That's all that matters <3
I'm glad youre doing well though
No.163364
>>163362
there may have been a few weeks that we housed some jew york illegal guns until my room mate left to go home to kansas, where they were legal, but until then I was storing them at my house in michigan.
No.163365
Hey guys.
Date have a message for you.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OMU2uiBqc4
Isnt he cute?
No.163366
>>163365
what a little bitch
No.163367
>>163366
atleast im not a big bitch like you D;
plus thread is dead gg
No.163368
>>163365
sounded a lil more creepy than arousing tbh
No.163369
aids is was the ____ thing that ever happened to Africa
No.163370
No.163371
>>163370
monster
>>163369
next-to-worst
No.163372
I want everyone to suffer.
No.163373
>>163367
im not a big bitch
what
how
how am i, Baka, a big bitch?
where are the proofs
No.163374
No.163375
>>163366
Best-Bitch he is
>>163368
He sounds super cute
>>163367
Im proud of you hunny
Even we are not finnished yet.
No.163377
No.163379
>>163378
I want to be a cute anime girl
No.163380
>>163379
you are cute though!
And why would you want to be a girl?
No.163382
>>163379
I'm sure it's not all cracked up to be.
No.163383
>>163382
Anime girls don't have responsibilities
No.163384
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real nigga hours
who up
???????????????????????????
No.163385
You guys are fags, I'm cuter than an anime girl.
←–
this bitch is ugly compared to my face
No.163386
>>163383
They do, outside their anime lives.
No.163388
>>163386
But they don't have lives
No.163389
>>163384
It's not even that late…
>>163388
That just says something all together.
No.163390
>>163385
damn, you must be really fucking cute then.
No.163391
>>163390
yeah i am
look at that fucking cunt's mug
FUCK
Grids, I'm going to be honest with you right now, familia. I've gotten myself hard a few times, not enough times to be worried, but just enough to be okay with it.
No.163392
>>163387
boo boo how are you
>>163389
real niggas hours start when the fuccbois are away and end when they come back
No.163393
>>163391
Where did the ears come from?
>>163392
W-who are the fuccbois?
No.163394
>>163392
Pretty sure you're competing for biggest fuccboi in the thread
No.163395
>>163372
not gonna post more?
No.163396
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>>163393
a party city like 50 miles away from me
No.163397
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>>163393
I dunno
whoever I decide is a fuccboi
>>163394
what
how so
what did I do
No.163398
>>163392
Hey qt
I was a little depressed but Im a little better
high af
what u doin
No.163399
No.163400
>>163395
Who is it?
>>163396
Did you party there? Was it fun? Was it worth the ears?
>>163397
I hope I'm not one of them this time.
No.163401
>>163397
We're all competing
Though if I had to guess a winner it would be baka
No.163402
>>163391
I gotta be honest with you, the bunny ears are the cutest part about the picture.
No.163403
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>>163400
Me and my friend did party there a bit I suppose, if you count having fun in general a party. We went to the mall of america and I got lost trying to get home, so it made getting lost kinda worth it I suppose.
Not for mommy though, that bitch pays for gas every time, and I leave that motherfucker 1/3 full.
>>163402
*shoots you in the dick*
wrong answer
No.163404
>>163398
what does that feel like anyway
being high I mean
I was watching gay bike boys for like 3 hours with a dummy but they got drunk or something and left me
>>163400
no you're cool you have good taste in music, games, and you helped me out
what other music do you like? I've been listening to royal republic a few times this week
>>163401
no fair no fair
you can't say I'm the biggest and then change your mind
how is he a bigger fuccboi
No.163405
>>163404
I guess you haven't heard him in the discord
No.163406
>>163399
youre attractive
>>163404
people try to explaining high like as some foggy feeling or by drawing a bunch of squares representing each drug but there's really no way to explain it
maybe one day i'll show you though~
Gay bike boys?
No.163408
>>163403
better have a scope on that gun, cuz I aint letting you anywhere near my dick.
No.163409
>>163400
if im right some Canadian who use to post
No.163410
I'm awake. What's everyone up to?
No.163411
>>163407
im gay as fuck dude
i just don't tell you about all the fantasies i have
rager made me make a list a ton of threads ago and it was gay as fuck
>>163408
hah, i'll have you know i beat that old ass sniper in mgs3 like a million times on EE
blow me, nerd
No.163412
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>>163405
I heard him speak in that one shitty game life is feudal like a month ago and that was it
>>163406
aw that's dumb I'm curious but never want to do drugs
yeah yowanashi pedal
it's pretty good
>>163410
did you try and sleep and couldn't?
I was watching anime for about 9 hours straight but I dunno what to do now
No.163413
>tfw mother tries to guilt trip you into eating more cupcakes
>>163403
What a terrible son you are.
>>163404
I'm sure my taste is okay in music. My favorite band is Cage the Elephant. Besides them and RR, I've listened to Caravan Palace, Black Keys, and Glitch Mob throughout the week. Glad to hear you're liking RR.
No.163415
>>163411
i know you're gay as fuck but your voice doesn't reflect it THAT well
we're gonna have to go over our fantasies some time in private
>>163412
>never want to to drugs
why?
sounds terrible
>>163410
flirting
playing m&b
eating poptarts
in that order
No.163416
>>163412
Yeah pretty much. Maybe you should try playing some vidya or watch a movie. CULLING.
>>163415
Sounds nice.
No.163417
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baka is tenryuu
>>163413
cupcakes are good
what flavor are they?
I'm forcing you to link me something else right now
please
>>163415
I want to be purée
if I ever do drugs I want it to be in a situation where they're used to take advantage of me
what kind of poptarts
>>163416
sorry you couldn't sleep
maybe I'll watch blue spring I still have it bookmarked
It actually does sound good, I was reading a review earlier
I'm gonna think about it more but I might end up buying it
No.163418
>>163411
I'll have you know I killed him in just a few seconds shooting at nothing but a glimmer in the hills when you first enter the area, he doesn't hide his scope well at all.
No.163419
>>163409
Damn Canadians. Am I r–
>>163414
Oh…
>>163417
Yeah but I can't just eat a whole bunch of them!
Give me an idea of what kind of mood you want, or I'll just link something random.
No.163420
>>163417
Thanks. Yes watch Blue Spring! Do a bit more reading up on The Culling before you buy it like you're doing. Ever seen Battle Royale?
No.163421
>>163417
if you buy culling we can play also bae
we'd kick ass i bet
also doing weed doesn't ruin your purity
it just helps you think a little better and more practically on the positive side
strawberry poptarts my fucking jam
>>163416
You sound nice
No.163422
>>163414
I missed you buddy
>>163419
dont be rude
No.163423
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>>163419
cupcakes are ok to eat a lot of as long as you don't do it every night
I like the vibes I get from royal republic's stuff a lot, something you think you like that might be similar to that
>>163420
never seen it but I'm familiar with it, and many things I like take inspiration from it. Is it good as a film?
>>163421
nice nice strawberry is the best
I usually just hide in like those survival games I'm not that good
No.163424
>>163421
I know!
>>163423
It's an excellent film! Suggest you watch it before purchasing the Culling to get the full feel of the game.
No.163425
>>163424
I think I'll watch that tonight then. Do you think it will be hard to find?
No.163426
>>163423
yeah i fucking love it
if you buy it we can hide together~
>>163424
lemme hear that vocaroo bae
No.163428
>>163413
nani
>>163415
hm, really?
whats gay sound like then?
>>163417
>baka is tenryuu
wha
>>163418
*shoots you in the dick*
lol
No.163429
>>163422
I find that hard to believe. People don't miss me. People usually don't even remember I exist.
No.163430
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>>163427
ty ty
>>163428
the ear thingies
No.163431
>>163427
http://vocaroo.com/
yuh
>>163428
Feminine of course
Youre not full girly voice just a little
No.163432
>>163430
Np.
>>163431
You want me to say something for you on vocaroo?
No.163433
>>163432
Of course
come on that wasn't too hard to figure out
No.163434
>>163422
I'm sorry.
>>163423
Maybe I do eat cupcakes every night.
Something similar to them? Can't really think of someone too similar unfortunately. So here's my favorite CtE song anyways, hope you like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOiAun7eAsQ
>>163428
Sounds like you make your mother pay for gas all the time.
No.163435
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>>163434
oh yeah
I like this one
I've heard them a lot before I just don't pay attention to things
No.163437
>>163436
>not feminine
boner destroyer
No.163438
>>163437
Did you think I was some kind of bitch?
No.163439
>>163438
Well no
I just intended to make you one
No.163440
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apples in bed
apples in bed
I eat
big red apples
in bed
while waiting for my torrent
No.163441
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>>163430
oh
cool
>>163431
hm… intardesting
>>163434
well i don't have a job so i can't pay for it otherwise!
No.163442
>>163429
well i dont know about you but I didnt forget you
>>163434
its okay
No.163444
>>163443
did you want some of my big red apple
that I'm eating
in bed?
No.163445
>>163435
That's good to hear. I don't know popular they are with the masses though. I assume they do okay. The concert I went to had a decent amount of people.
Nice crossover fanart.
>>163441
baka
>>163442
It isn't though.
No.163446
>>163444
Is it nice and sweet? Also is your bed comfy?
No.163447
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>>163445
there's some cool crossover art for stuff if you can find it. I thought they were pretty popular, or else just people around me like them
>>163446
I ate it all now, except the stem
my bed is nice and warm and I still have my big winter blanket on the bed even though it's warming up
No.163448
>>163447
Damn you. I'll just bring superior granny smith next time.
No.163449
>>163443
>>163441
adsgdsagasfdsfas
No.163450
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>>163448
granny smith are too sour for me
they're not too tart for you?
No.163451
>>163450
I prefer sour things. Ever had the sprite tasting granny smith apples?
No.163452
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>>163451
like sprite soda?
apples tasting like that?
no I can't say I've ever had such a thing but it sounds kind of good. Sour things make my cheeks feel funny
No.163453
>>163445
its is youre good
No.163454
>>163452
Yeah sprite soda. The flavor is genetically engineered into it or something. My mom got it for me years ago and I've been kinda wanting to try it again now that we're talking about appous.
No.163455
>>163454
woah that's amazing
can you buy them online you think?
No.163456
No.163457
>>163455
I'm not sure. I'm trying to look it up now but I can't find it :<
No.163458
>>163447
I can't find anything, not even myself. I never heard anyone around me talk about them, but I don't talk to people about music.
>>163453
I need a banana.
>>163451
>>163454
I've had cotton candy flavored grapes before. I assume it's the same process.
No.163459
>>163457
that's too bad
if you find them let me know I might order one
No.163460
>>163458
It probably is. I'm not sure if you can buy them online or anything though. Never had cotton candy flavored grapes. Are they good?
>>163459
Will do, lil nigga!
No.163462
>>163460
Amazing. They're really sweet, so they really do taste like cotton candy. Some ingenious work was put into those grapes. I need to get more.
No.163463
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>>163461
bubble gum apples sound kinda good
No.163464
>>163462
I'll definitely have to try it some time.
>>163463
I think I've had it before. It was pretty odd tasting.. Think generic bubblegum.
No.163466
>>163464
I'm not so sure how easy they are to find.
>>163465
tilde
No.163468
>tfw fall asleep while talking/streaming for people.
I'm not the best at this thing
No.163470
Goodnight everyone
post more please Canadian friend if you are still here
>>163468
nerd
No.163471
No.163474
would you let Jesus fuck you?
No.163476
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No.163477
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No.163478
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>>163474
AYO
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
No.163480
No.163481
>>163478
people say i look like Jesus so thats all ya need to know
No.163482
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No.163483
jesus in a mexican prison
he will love you
No.163484
>>163482
How's Caty today?
No.163485
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>>163481
yeah
but are you a cool guy?
No.163486
>>163484
I am pretty good!
how is nouny?
No.163487
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No.163488
No.163490
>>163487
I think I use to have those pants.
No.163491
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>>163486
Pretty good myself. Just got done playing The Culling with Kyoko. Probably gonna watch some anime.
No.163492
No.163494
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No.163495
>>163493
i literaly just saw this on my twitter
what is this
No.163496
No.163497
No.163499
No.163500
>>163499
youtube.com/officialduckstudios
or something like that
hes the kinda guy i wish was a bear
No.163501
>>163500
Work on your English.
No.163502
>>163501
he is the kind of guy I wish was a bear.
Bear means a hairy homosexual man
No.163504
>>163502
>He was the kind of guy I wish I was. I want to be a bear.
That's what it should be sound like.
That or I guess
>He is the kind of guy I wish I was, a bear.
Works I guess.
No.163505
>>163504
i dont wanna be a bear
i want him to be a bear.
No.163506
>>163505
Oh. I mean he seems kind of there though. So don't know what more you want with him.
Sorry, I thought you meant something else.
No.163507
No.163508
>>163506
he is very straight unfortunately.
No.163510
>>163508
Sorry to hear that.
No.163511
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>>163508
Most people are.
I've given up in general.
No.163512
>>163510
quite depressing.
>>163511
rather unfortunately.
I can be cute and girly sometimes but
def not enough for most people
No.163513
>>163511
Are you sure? Most people here seem bi at the very least. I don't really see people here as "straight" here honestly. Unless you mean something else.
>>163512
There's more depressing things out there.
No.163516
>>163514
FUCKING TERRIBLE
Thanks for asking
No.163517
okay i'll ignore you all night then
No.163518
No.163519
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>>163513
That's because this is basically a board for flaming homos. That's like going to a gay club and saying "Wow, everyone here is gay. Why do I keep running into so many straight people?"
>>163512
Yeah you probably wouldn't meet my standards and I might not meet your standards either. I've basically given up on human relationships anyways though.
No.163521
No.163522
>>163519
I kind of see what you mean, but what are you hoping to accomplish?
No.163523
>>163519
I should do that too
but im too young
oops
No.163524
Who needs relationships when you have yourself.
No.163525
>>163520
Nothing that I can complain about really. I'm just getting upset over silly things and letting it get to me. Pretty atypical really, but you know, thanks for asking. And with that I really want to go to sleep. Goodnight Noun.
No.163527
>>163525
Oh, sleep well friend. See you tomorrow. Hope you feel better.
No.163528
>>163524
Independant people like you and me, gonna make this world go 'round.
No.163529
i want lenko to beat me up
No.163531
>>163524
All I need is myself.
No.163532
>>163528
>>163531
You two get it. It's best to just be alone. Little to worry about and you get to spend all the time you need on yourself/doing things that YOU enjoy.
No.163533
reporting in /lewd/
this 1s going pretty gud so far
No.163534
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>>163524
I thought they would be a good idea.
I didn't want to be lonely.
Now I've accepted my fate.
No.163535
>>163532
Relationships are nice and all, but so is having a social life.
Then again, I don't believe many here had one as they were. Quite shallow and empty, this lot is.
No.163536
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reminder this person exists
No.163537
>>163532
That and some alcohol when you need it. I'm sure a relationship would be nice, but I just can't deal with it's troubles at this moment in this point of my life.
No.163538
>>163534
What happened, Bamby? Wanna talk about it?
>>163535
I've experienced what relationships have to offer so I know. I've been in like 4 or 5 of them, two being relatively long term. Not a fan really.
>>163537
Then enjoy yourself as is! Nobody has the right to pressure you to get into a relationship so it's just smooth sailin' from here on out.
No.163541
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>>163538
>Bamby
Hmm?
Basically just a series of relationships that have culminated in me realizing that nobody will ever even like me as a human being (far less love me) and that I should just isolate myself from others because I am a terrible, shitty person.
No.163542
>>163538
I've been in too many to count, not worth obsessing over. They will (and should) come to you, not the other way around.
Also most women are just the worst, empty, shallow people in my experience.
No.163543
>>163538
No one has pressured me into one, that I know of, so I'm good. Even if my stepdad plays the whole "meet any girls" thing, if I say "nah, too busy with college. Can't focus on girls" he basically just says "That's right." I think it would be nice, but have to find the right girl I want to try with for once. I don't want to just think "Oh, it's pretty girl. Time to date her" kind of thing.
>>163541
>I am a terrible, shitty person.
All right, give me the skinny why you think this.
No.163544
>>163543
Why else would others hate me so?
I have actual reasons for thinking this beyond that but no way in hell am I opening up to anyone even if it's mildly anonymous.
No.163545
>>163544
Fair enough. I don't know you enough to know a reason to hate you. Everyone has their different opinions however. As long as you aren't some mass murder or something, I think you're fine. Some may disagree with you, but that's natural. I can find tons of people who will disagree with me on various subjects. I just have to accept that however.
No.163547
>>163546
I don't want to know.
No.163548
>>163547
he didn't respond ;____;
No.163549
>>163548
You need better friends.
No.163550
>>163549
he responded to me!!!
No.163552
>>163550
I stand by what I say.
>>163551
I do not know what you imply.
No.163553
No.163554
The FUCK be wrong with you people.
No.163555
>>163553
Get friends, not assholes.
>>163554
I wonder myself sometimes.
No.163556
>>163554
Its called being a human.
Also CP in catalog.
No.163557
>>163555
but he is nice to me…
No.163558
>>163557
Being nice and being caring are two different things. I can be nice to you all I want, as long as I expect something out of you from being nice. But if I'm being nice because that's the right thing to do, that's different.
No.163559
>>163558
he cares for me-
keeps me out of trouble sometimes
No.163560
>>163546
I couldn't stop fucking laughing at this I'm sorry.
No.163561
>>163560
dont worry its hilarious
No.163562
>>163559
I'll trust you that he really does I guess. Well, I won't. At this point I think he doesn't, but eh. I don't know him. Or you too much.
No.163564
>>163562
much love.
>>163563
its pretty fuckin hilarious right?
No.163565
>>163564
Don't trust strangers.
No.163566
No.163570
>>163566
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>163567
What even.
No.163571
>Apparently a guy I don't know in Malaysia is gonna kill himself because I'm not into him
W e w l a d
will post results
maybe he will who knows
>>163570
wakarimasen
No.163572
>>163570
It's JUST A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT BRO
No.163574
>>163567
If I ever got a "It's just a prank bro" I'd 100% sue them fucks. Nothing about that was something people didn't know or entertaining.
No.163575
>>163571
>wakarimasen
English pls.
>>163572
I have laughed at the few videos I've seen of this guy so far. Then again, I don't get it when someone links a video at a specific time. Do I watch the rest of what needs to play, or just what's left from that point? I only wonder if it's a long video.
No.163576
>>163575
basically 'idunnolol'
No.163577
>>163574
If I was an American in that situation, I'd probably pull out my concealed carry (fucking Canada) and magdump one of them before the others could scream "HOLY FUCK ITS JUST A PRANK OH MY GOD"
That'd probably keep them from kidnapping people off the street (assuming they're not actually "actors")
>>163575
I linked it halfway through so you could watch them attempt to rape an lewd women who was there to pick up a TV from a fake Craigslist ad.
No.163578
>>163576
Oh, that explains why it seems familiar. I drank a bit too much alcohol at this point.
>>163577
>lewd woman
Can you give me this gist of this thing? What makes her lewd? or was she just trying to buy a tv?
No.163579
>>163577
One day I'll get my judge. Still the gun I want for for self defense.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRlry5KH6I0
No.163580
No.163581
>>163578
>lewd woman
I think I typed in 'nnocent.
Just Noun's gay ass word filter.
No.163582
>>163580
Be legal then.
>>163581
Oh. What were you trying to say?
No.163583
>>163579
>rolls up on a stationary target, slows to a crawl and misses every shot but the torso shot point blank
No.163585
>>163583
He doesn't miss you'd have to watch it later.
It shoots shotgun rounds so lots of small pellets.
No.163586
>>163582
got a couple years until then
No.163587
>>163584
>boy.
That is not a boy.
No.163588
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No.163591
>>163587
another addition to my collection
No.163592
>>163590
It's okay, we can't all be straight.
No.163593
>>163592
Wait there are people near me who aren't straight?
Oh god.
No.163594
No.163595
>>163592
I go where I please, and please where I go.
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No.163597
>>163589
gonna be a sucky wait
No.163598
>>163594
man cherub darling i cant hold up conversations this hard at this mental state
id just be facekeyboarding and inserting a bunch of hearts and tildes
No.163599
No.163600
No.163601
>>163600
i wont just going to leave for a bit
No.163603
No.163605
>>163604
Breasts are life, ass is hometown.
No.163607
>>163606
It doesn't loop too right if that's what you're trying to do.
No.163608
>>163607
Not really. Just converted the whole video.
No.163610
>>163609
I used your image, Bitty.
No.163611
>>163609
Morning Bit, sleep well?
No.163612
>>163610
This thread stinks, where is the janitor?!
>>163611
Not really but I feel beter now, you?
No.163613
>>163612
I feel asleep while streaming anime, I didn't realize how exhausted I was. Still fine otherwise.
No.163614
>>163612
I meant this one!
No.163616
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>>163613
That is something lol, that is good
>>163614
Oh I know but this thread still stinks! Hey change that file name!