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File: 1457903142564.jpg (1.94 MB, 1750x2450, 5:7, Image.jpg)

 No.164256

"Through the fire and flames" edition!

 No.164262

>>164256

First for bad person!


 No.164264

File: 1457903334405.gif (311.93 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 00.gif)

Fail


 No.164265

File: 1457903368805.png (1.22 MB, 1144x1404, 22:27, 6af0b4d31b52af7aaee88a6e75….png)

you fucked up


 No.164267

File: 1457903465704.png (236.9 KB, 600x690, 20:23, 22691780_p4.png)

Drank is a loser


 No.164268

File: 1457903491152.png (210.53 KB, 600x847, 600:847, tumblr_nxrzbeDI8R1r2gyilo1….png)

Whoops


 No.164269

File: 1457903494050.gif (6.58 MB, 357x325, 357:325, 89j.gif)

>>164257

I have them..saving them for a rainy day

>>164259

Oh you just gotta play and see :^)

>>164260

*Gives 2*

>>164263

Fap to something better!


 No.164270

>>164258

I appreciate the (You)'s but

why?


 No.164271

File: 1457903513356.jpg (83.13 KB, 752x1062, 376:531, Satori Komeji 2.jpg)

>>164265

Ugh, I know I did…

>>164264

Don't do it, Bit! You have so much to live for!

>>164267

Mmm-hmm!


 No.164272

File: 1457903553136.jpg (564.09 KB, 1896x2101, 1896:2101, revy fan art.jpg)


 No.164273

File: 1457903557431.png (545.58 KB, 820x967, 820:967, 1457701671115.png)

:3 my lovely akari told me we are having a date tonight

im so happy and i love him very much <3 <3 <3

good happy joyous times are ahead!


 No.164274

>>164270

I fucked up. I meant to link to the new thread, and instead put one of your posts instead.


 No.164275

File: 1457903574659.webm (7.63 MB, 420x236, 105:59, おたからラミレスビーチ.webm)

>>164269

What can possibly be better than REAL PEOPLE?!


 No.164276

File: 1457903595978.png (241.16 KB, 400x662, 200:331, 456cbe1476bbf5b51a9e774706….png)

>>164267

nice drawing that looks like it was done with sidewalk chalk or fat crayons


 No.164277

>>164268

I want to be a cute anime girl


 No.164278

File: 1457903653072.jpg (Spoiler Image, 74.84 KB, 600x934, 300:467, 1455675843003.jpg)

>>164271

Like what?

>>164273

:V(

>>164275

This


 No.164279

>>164277

Well, don't we all?


 No.164280

>>164274

How do you manage to do that?


 No.164281

>>164279

I don't to be honest.


 No.164282

>>164278

Uhmm, I don't know atm!

>>164280

I copy-pasted wrong. The ONE time I copy-paste…


 No.164283

File: 1457903789054.jpg (13.58 KB, 236x337, 236:337, 3d4e348765e5936e51f54c4108….jpg)

>>164277

Aww <3


 No.164284

File: 1457903845862.webm (3.31 MB, 540x360, 3:2, GO CIRCLE NINE • ⑨ [Touho….webm)

>>164269

let me wish you back

who else will be my friend and to post images with?


 No.164285

File: 1457903851200.jpg (7.64 KB, 180x180, 1:1, 1425848466979.jpg)

Hi brat


 No.164286

File: 1457903870840.jpg (36.23 KB, 400x560, 5:7, e0f618c83b0700dd72a2160a3f….jpg)

faggots wanting to be the gorl instead of wanting the age of waifuism


 No.164287

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>>164269

well, at least you tried.


 No.164288

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>>164269

I guess I will damn needy people make me play games and make progress.

>>164271

So drank hurry up and get older.

>>164276

I love both of those things though.

When your waifu is older than the average gamegrumps fan a lot of the modern day quality art doesn't exist.


 No.164289

File: 1457903977474.webm (7.66 MB, 854x480, 427:240, SPIN♂ME♂RIGHT ♂ROUND.webm)

>>164278

I know better than to click on a spoilered image when discussing lewd subjects, Bitty.


 No.164290

File: 1457904042659.png (632.54 KB, 650x604, 325:302, Smug Satori.png)

>>164288

I already did.


 No.164291

File: 1457904061328.jpg (68.94 KB, 682x500, 341:250, let me tell you why that's….jpg)


 No.164292

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>>164285

hoo

>>164288

sidewalk chalk is dumb and bad and dumb

you should choke on a piece

gamegrumps are dumb too

like you


 No.164293

>>164273

I will be sooner home… around 23:30 <3


 No.164294

File: 1457904128360.webm (3.47 MB, 400x224, 25:14, thursgay.webm)


 No.164295

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>>164282

*Dies*

>>164283

>tfw no wings to slap

>>164284

I wished for a better mouse pad…

>>164286

I need the vive

>>164287

Should I give 3?


 No.164296

>>164295

…Well, shit.


 No.164297

File: 1457904251789.jpg (39.37 KB, 600x400, 3:2, 14120045_ori.jpg)

>>164288

I'm not forcing you!

>>164289

It's nothing I promise

>>164296

It was bound to happen


 No.164298

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>>164290

Niceu

Now get all the way older to the point of being able to drink with me.

>>164292

If I'm so dumb then why you watching anime with me, see that makes you dumber.

That's a nice image I'll make sure to fap to it later since its a cute girl.


 No.164299

File: 1457904266229.webm (5.09 MB, 640x360, 16:9, fat cat.webm)

>>164295

Im sad now


 No.164300

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>>164295

Heh what you going to try to slap now?


 No.164301

File: 1457904344711.gif (615.15 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 045dccc844c842fa9f1a3bb69a….gif)

>>164299

That's a fat pussy

>>164300

The long hair? Or I will cut it!


 No.164302

File: 1457904366474.jpg (533.14 KB, 800x1129, 800:1129, Kneeling Satori.jpg)

>>164297

Enjoy being chilly for the rest of eternity!

>>164298

I don't like alcohol, so even when I DO get old enough, I won't drink.


 No.164303

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>>164295

isn't it like $800

I'll give VR a few years so the brave early adopters can sail us into waifu waters

>>164298

you don't deserve her she's my smugfu

stop posting old ladies


 No.164304

>>164293

:3 ahhh im happy to hear that


 No.164305

File: 1457904456812.jpg (463.15 KB, 600x847, 600:847, 86f28d309d3a9bbb69c7b2e2b9….jpg)

>>164301

Just you try it..


 No.164306

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>>164303

Yet you keep posting more, I'm just gonna keep adding her to my fap folder.

Here you can have your gay image of young people then.

>>164302

You will if we ever hang out.


 No.164307

File: 1457904486317.webm (7.76 MB, 480x360, 4:3, flowering knight.webm)


 No.164308

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>>164306

fuck you I don't like little boys


 No.164309

File: 1457904576174.png (100.8 KB, 600x570, 20:19, 1437410406822.png)

HEY

stop posting lewd images


 No.164310

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>>164308

So you prefer bara?

>>164309

Why?


 No.164311

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 No.164312

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>>164302

I hope I died with a coat

>>164303

Sadly yea, I thought it would be around 500-600

Then there is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcGhGEfHdWs

I'm not a big sao fan but the idea of a mmorpg with vr just being excites me

>>164305

It will be done


 No.164313

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 No.164314

>>164310

Says it in the image


 No.164315

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>>164312

It won't :s


 No.164316

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>>164310

yeah but that's fucking gross

men don't translate well to cartoons


 No.164317

>>164314

Well, I'm Agnostic.


 No.164318

File: 1457904800003.jpg (285.65 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, 83563.jpg)

>>164309

It begins…

>>164315

It will! Just wait till you sleep


 No.164319

File: 1457904828894.gif (1.03 MB, 580x483, 580:483, c763c8af5365da9db8824ebaff….gif)

>>164316

That's just cause you are weird.

Do you like any 2d or just 3d?

>>164314

I can't read words in images.


 No.164320

File: 1457904940452.png (358.95 KB, 610x840, 61:84, bac9e610409eb8e1932a3f4572….png)

>>164318

I'll have a special surprise for you if you tried to get me in my sleep..


 No.164321

File: 1457904949648.webm (593.47 KB, 854x480, 427:240, slap.webm)

>>164311

>>164313

>>164318

>>164317

pick a real religious choice

>>164319

you're grounded


 No.164322

File: 1457904950128.jpg (225.03 KB, 584x700, 146:175, 7a2f30715e0e073f46148ac38e….jpg)

>>164319

I like high test dickgorls or 3D men


 No.164323

>tfw not gay ;-;


 No.164324

File: 1457904993291.jpg (117.89 KB, 894x894, 1:1, 1450039012348.jpg)

>>164295

that's completely up to you.


 No.164325

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>>164321

Why am I grounded hun?

>>164322

That makes no sense. Why you gotta be so picky, just take the dick you can get and don't be picky.


 No.164326

File: 1457905063800.png (1.37 MB, 1412x1780, 353:445, 6183f3fd7e5d32d6ae9dbd6db9….png)

>>164320

Oh what would that be?

>>164321

Rude :(

>>164324

Hmm sounds like a trap


 No.164327

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 No.164328


 No.164329

File: 1457905097190.png (282.55 KB, 504x522, 28:29, asdfasdfsdafsadfsadfsdfsdf.png)

>>164323

Why not, tho?


 No.164330

File: 1457905105867.jpg (692.58 KB, 792x1056, 3:4, Badass Momiji.jpg)

>>164306

Maybe…

>>164312

Coat or any other clothing are not included.


 No.164331

File: 1457905109574.gif (55.14 KB, 637x445, 637:445, 21645631.gif)


 No.164332

>>164329

because he has me ;)


 No.164333

File: 1457905177796.png (276.7 KB, 700x900, 7:9, 2e71a7b4a4d34894d363e9fffa….png)

>>164325

dick is dick I'm just saying my preferences


 No.164334

File: 1457905222015.jpg (49.58 KB, 456x313, 456:313, 1456203565285.jpg)

>>164325

for not reading!

>>164326

>>164327

>>164331

LUST IS A SIN

>>164331

wtf bro


 No.164335

File: 1457905229817.png (543.79 KB, 500x706, 250:353, 1451437210073.png)

>>164326

sounds like you're scared t make decisions.


 No.164336

File: 1457905238926.jpg (218.58 KB, 500x625, 4:5, ebbd10725fd7a8db7788feec8c….jpg)

>>164326

You'll have to wait and see :3


 No.164337

File: 1457905261995.jpg (612.68 KB, 625x750, 5:6, 54337.jpg)

>>164330

But why a not? I dont wanna freeze to dea–

>>164334


 No.164338

File: 1457905282603.png (255.08 KB, 578x692, 289:346, 37f9e93ca875162e747f.png)

>>164334

I post lewds whenever it suits me!


 No.164339

File: 1457905283453.png (632.54 KB, 650x604, 325:302, Smug Satori.png)

>>164334

>says the one who has posted a few lewds in the past


 No.164340

File: 1457905341134.jpg (533.14 KB, 800x1129, 800:1129, Kneeling Satori.jpg)

>>164337

Got ya! Freeze in peace.


 No.164341

>>164329

Im more into girly girls :)


 No.164342

File: 1457905481562.jpg (60.31 KB, 600x853, 600:853, 11737915.jpg)

>>164336

Aw cmon tell me!

>>164340

I change my mind, I dont wanna die just yet!


 No.164343

File: 1457905484694.png (666.27 KB, 1024x600, 128:75, 5e53b0871b5f212571b14a51ca….png)

>>164337

Saved this image earlier when I was looking for brown abs.

>>164334

I never read, I'm going to un-read you grounding me.

>>164333

Dick isn't dick, especially when it is small like yours.


 No.164344

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 No.164345

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>>164337

>>164338

>>164343

STOP

>>164339

No I didnt

>>164343

NO YOU ARE GROUNDED

NO ONE TALK TO HIM


 No.164346

File: 1457905583703.jpg (47.58 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_nr3pbeswJC1r4vymlo1….jpg)

whoa why did this turn so lewd?


 No.164347

File: 1457905587622.jpg (12.71 KB, 216x300, 18:25, 10194127.jpg)

>>164344

I really do love the third one.


 No.164348

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 No.164349

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>>164345

NO I'M NOT GROUNDED YOU ARE


 No.164350

File: 1457905854857.jpg (442.61 KB, 1854x2659, 1854:2659, 346.jpg)

>>164343

Artist is purrty good

>>164345

>>164345


 No.164351

File: 1457905924680.jpg (72.82 KB, 712x540, 178:135, 1429220220641.jpg)

>>164346

miscreants

>>164349

YOU CANT GROUND ME I AM OLDER

NOW GO BE GROUNDED

>>164350


 No.164352

File: 1457906085070.jpg (289.57 KB, 800x782, 400:391, female_anime_soldier_by_ne….jpg)

>>164348

4 all the way, I have a ribbon fetish


 No.164353

File: 1457906132908.jpg (105.75 KB, 1062x752, 531:376, 49742705_p0.jpg)


 No.164354

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>>164350

Yup

>>164351

Can too cause you don't exist.


 No.164355

File: 1457906415274.jpg (579.03 KB, 827x1169, 827:1169, b709ef627d628ba7bd7454a577….jpg)

>tfw your friend wont text you back

why don't he love me man


 No.164356

File: 1457906474852.png (882.26 KB, 1200x1104, 25:23, 265644.png)

>>164354

>Tfw haven't drawn for weeks


 No.164357

File: 1457906561988.jpg (456.57 KB, 700x990, 70:99, 5yFShCj.jpg)

>>164356

Whats the last thing you drew?

In the division so no time to keep saving art now.


 No.164358

File: 1457906563174.png (124.57 KB, 788x450, 394:225, Fn_cal.PNG)

>>164355

I would text you. here is my number.

586 879 7281


 No.164359

File: 1457906597856.png (175.21 KB, 277x286, 277:286, 1429241725899.png)

>>164353

thats a long tongue

>>164354

SHUT UP

GO TO YOUR ROOM AND SHUT OFF YOUR COMPUTER


 No.164360

File: 1457906775717.jpg (141.32 KB, 1117x734, 1117:734, anime01.jpg~original.jpg)

>>164355

>>164355

I would text you. here is my number.

586 879 7281


 No.164361

File: 1457907046278.jpg (Spoiler Image, 214.82 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, Smoke.jpg)

>>164357

This girl from Haibane Renmei, I save art in my dreams too. There is always time!

>>164359

Indeed, do you have a long tongue?


 No.164362

File: 1457907773378.gif (1.61 MB, 200x150, 4:3, 1456025428979.gif)


 No.164363

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ALLLLEEEEE DUITSERS ZIJN HOMOOOOOOOS

ALLLLEEEE DUITSERS ZIJN HOMOOOOOS


 No.164364

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 No.164365

File: 1457907858640.png (400.2 KB, 759x1000, 759:1000, stfu!.png)


 No.164366

>>164364

IN GAY GEMRNAY LOL

>>164365

NIGAAA


 No.164367

File: 1457907939401.jpg (652.45 KB, 1169x826, 167:118, 25772121_p0.jpg)

>>164364

why would anyone hide memes?

>>164363

I like Tokai!!!!


 No.164368

>>164366

>GEMRNAY

Ayyyyy


 No.164369

File: 1457908051785.png (119.8 KB, 334x342, 167:171, 001.png)

>>164366

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


 No.164370

File: 1457908055477.png (305.74 KB, 500x504, 125:126, truth.png)

>>164367

i like rum

>>164368

laymoa


 No.164371

>>164369

WEW LAD


 No.164372

>>164369

>>164366

u aint gotta like it cause the hood dont love it


 No.164373

File: 1457908153888.jpg (456.57 KB, 700x990, 70:99, 5yFShCj.jpg)

>>164359

I don't want to, I'm gonna go fap in your bed now?

>>164361

Aw, didn't you draw hotaru recently?


 No.164374

File: 1457908158336.jpg (88.64 KB, 208x388, 52:97, K (35).jpg)

>tfw still gotta stay up for the rest of the day

>but it's fine cause I have delicious food now

Also you guys argue about some weird stuff.


 No.164375

File: 1457908185763.jpg (92.64 KB, 830x984, 415:492, 776467a614ae40961e73c91ea5….jpg)

>>164371

How's you?


 No.164376

File: 1457908187203.gif (615.15 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 045dccc844c842fa9f1a3bb69a….gif)

>>164366

Go fetch them for me!

>>164367

I ask the same questions


 No.164377

File: 1457908200181.webm (1.56 MB, 960x540, 16:9, FUCKING NORMALFAGS.webm)

FUCKING 8CHAN

>>164361

i think its average

>>164373

I dont own a bed


 No.164378

File: 1457908210804.jpg (236.05 KB, 1024x1747, 1024:1747, ich_liebe_sturmgewehr_by_m….jpg)

>>164370

I just finished my rum, but I have some cherry pie whiskey.


 No.164379

File: 1457908215895.jpg (71.68 KB, 600x401, 600:401, Hakurei.Reimu.600.1876151.jpg)

>>164374

>eating

what a weirdo


 No.164380

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 No.164381

File: 1457908247785.png (155.46 KB, 311x341, 311:341, adsfsdfasfsfsdfsdfsafsdfsd….png)

>>164370

Lemons, pls.


 No.164382

>>164378

n oooooooooo

>>164376

bark bark

>>164375

rum nn tc

>>164372

the hooof is not in ordera

>>164381

pear


 No.164383

File: 1457908399219.png (757.58 KB, 756x1176, 9:14, sk1426890959791.png)

Shadowrun is fucking bullshit, it should be illegal for my character to be terrible at combat when I've levelled him pretty much exclusively as a high charisma conman. Nobody told me choices had consequences!

PS. That's a joke, 'cause I actually like the added challenge.


 No.164384

File: 1457908408994.jpg (46.54 KB, 639x474, 213:158, 1452983931785.jpg)

>>164380

Tokai's my cherry pie, cool drink of water such a sweet surprise,

I love warrant, ever heard uncle toms cabin?

>>164382

it's okay, I can buy more later, when all my other booze is gone.


 No.164385

File: 1457908557097.png (456.71 KB, 715x562, 715:562, awrgae.png)

>>164382

W-we're a pair?

>>164383

Haaaaaaaaaaaah


 No.164386

File: 1457908614267.png (1.48 MB, 1504x2194, 752:1097, 15140e576847392b594e6c5706….png)

the sun is out but my lucky cat ain't swishin


 No.164387

>>164384

drinjmk noow like me

>>164385

apple!


 No.164388

>>164387

Show penis


 No.164389

File: 1457908714188.jpg (36.91 KB, 334x272, 167:136, 312.jpg)

>>164379

I know, I'm an odd fellow. Doing unnatural things normal people don't do from what I hear.

>>164386

What?


 No.164390

File: 1457908717556.png (176.68 KB, 485x485, 1:1, sk1426890959883.png)

>>164385

Huuuuuuuuuuuuh


 No.164391

File: 1457908777704.jpg (392.15 KB, 675x879, 225:293, 7xktetG.jpg)

>>164377

I'll fap where ever you sleep then.


 No.164392

File: 1457908777688.webm (5.47 MB, 427x240, 427:240, AnimK.webm)

>>164384

Tokai is pretty good

of course


 No.164393

File: 1457908791368.jpg (Spoiler Image, 125.9 KB, 492x334, 246:167, penis.jpg)


 No.164394

File: 1457908853101.png (304.15 KB, 800x996, 200:249, c577e4903ba30f18490cb7d66c….png)

>>164389

my solar powered lucky cat ain't swishin even though the sun is out

he kind of is though, his arm dips and bobs a bot


 No.164395

File: 1457908875689.gif (789.69 KB, 500x277, 500:277, jh.gif)

>>164377

Oh same

>>164382

Givee them!


 No.164396

File: 1457908889378.webm (7.56 MB, 639x360, 71:40, 1449042502435.webm)

>>164391

not my futon/couch/recliner!

dont do it….


 No.164397

File: 1457908915323.png (56.59 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 10418392_1691681581112616_….png)

>>164389

>not using photosynthesis to get your nutrients

C'moooon

you are doing it all wrong


 No.164398

File: 1457908917332.jpg (123.52 KB, 774x1032, 3:4, ratnik_russian_future_sold….jpg)

>>164387

I started at like 1400, it's been almost 5 hours.

>>164392

I LIKE TOKAI!!!!


 No.164399

File: 1457908952411.jpg (405.99 KB, 1000x739, 1000:739, 986b5bfb067d63118b000916fe….jpg)

>>164382

Nice <3

>>164390

Hey Skandi <3


 No.164400

File: 1457908982852.jpg (50.3 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, revy 10.jpg)

>>164393

Your Seminal Vesicle is so hot.


 No.164401

File: 1457909004658.jpg (31.85 KB, 340x216, 85:54, 288.jpg)

>>164394

Are you singing? Are you making lyrics? You should start writing all this down!

>>164397

I-I like the taste of food though!


 No.164402

File: 1457909049591.jpg (692.58 KB, 792x1056, 3:4, Badass Momiji.jpg)

>>164342

Too late. you already done the deed as shown here:

>>164264

>>164345

…Really? How about these? >>141791 (only slightly) and >>141807 (the money-shot)?


 No.164403

File: 1457909056963.jpg (307.46 KB, 1024x756, 256:189, 1431549937608.jpg)

>>164395

capitliams say no

>>164398

mooorre

>>164399

huh

>>164400

huhhh


 No.164404

File: 1457909067272.jpg (51.23 KB, 424x600, 53:75, Hakurei.Reimu.600.1903851.jpg)

>>164401

im jk jk my new friend


 No.164405

File: 1457909071731.jpg (428.69 KB, 752x1062, 376:531, 7cc3d8d2b85eed67032e33d20d….jpg)

>>164396

I'll cum on your blanket too!


 No.164406

File: 1457909151482.jpg (106.52 KB, 542x749, 542:749, 802442ffdcc8df7eccc2973618….jpg)

>>164401

no I have a solar powered lucky cat


 No.164407

File: 1457909163600.png (217.54 KB, 510x510, 1:1, sk1426890959634.png)

>>164399

Hiya, Magi! How's things?


 No.164408

File: 1457909255789.mp4 (3.75 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, smallhands.mp4)

>>164395

i hope its not too small

>>164402

Not me

damn imposters

>>164405

stop… ;_;


 No.164409

File: 1457909274908.png (53.11 KB, 181x366, 181:366, 1453082499642.png)

>>164403

always more, never enough.


 No.164410

File: 1457909328848.jpg (163.23 KB, 600x600, 1:1, back.jpg)

Downloading Baldur's Gate 2 Enhanced Edition. What am I in for?


 No.164411

File: 1457909348835.jpg (77.09 KB, 400x500, 4:5, 3bc01a3120aa10c7c08720fd15….jpg)

>>164402

I never pulled it

>>164403

Oh :(

>>164408

lol why a not?


 No.164412


 No.164413

File: 1457909374820.jpg (346.73 KB, 765x1080, 17:24, a86ed003d7e3dd281e2fc12bd3….jpg)

>>164407

I'm not too bad, just watching the new hitman game, what about yourself?


 No.164414


 No.164415

File: 1457909477906.png (828.46 KB, 1024x600, 128:75, 5e7281d04d459ab73237c81927….png)

>>164408

Only when you un-ground me.

>>164410

A good time.


 No.164416

File: 1457909560317.jpg (62.67 KB, 860x860, 1:1, 1457651287380.jpg)

>>164414

Haha! I live for now


 No.164417

File: 1457909580236.png (224.02 KB, 500x275, 20:11, tumblr_mmgjijph4z1qjrzu8o1….png)

>>164412

lets drink it up.


 No.164418

File: 1457909681635.webm (3.82 MB, 480x360, 4:3, dark.webm)

>>164411

I don't want to be known for having a small one you know

with a average its lo

>>164415

I wont give in to terrorist threats


 No.164419

File: 1457909742790.jpg (54.09 KB, 500x666, 250:333, 10403571_10207504480243317….jpg)

so i found a weird new fetish,

oh how mighty have fallen


 No.164420

File: 1457909803165.jpg (508.71 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, 03f762efa4a37ad9498793447a….jpg)

>>164419

What fetish is that?

>>164418

That sounds like you want my cum on your blankets and pillows.


 No.164421

File: 1457909841951.gif (250.04 KB, 480x270, 16:9, 1408155168434.gif)

HELLO!

Im home!

How is everyone doing?


 No.164422

File: 1457909841840.png (515.86 KB, 995x1247, 995:1247, 085b4f7c4c022939791748033b….png)

>>164418

I dont really check other peoples tongue. Do you have a tongue fetish?!


 No.164423

File: 1457909891269.jpg (58.4 KB, 500x750, 2:3, thefuckareyouonabout.jpg)

>>164272

>>164272

>Dragonforce is always good

Im gonna jizz your face when you're asleep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXEhejNvjd8


 No.164424

File: 1457909891847.jpg (36.39 KB, 340x272, 5:4, 66.jpg)

>>164404

Are you sure though?

>>164406

So you're being serious then?


 No.164425

File: 1457909895610.png (297.46 KB, 600x600, 1:1, sk1426890959697.png)

>>164413

Today's been another day of nothing happening, where I've just played unreasonable amounts of Shadowrun and watched a lot of LPs. And then I realized I had some wine left, but after tonight I'll probably take at least a night or two off, even though I haven't been called in to work!


 No.164426

File: 1457909988090.png (294.79 KB, 800x1129, 800:1129, 6eb19ae99396f5fcdaa62ed141….png)

>>164424

yeah his arm swishes from the sun


 No.164427

File: 1457910045560.webm (586.95 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, M14 laugh.webm)

>>164420

i can just replace them plus you are grounded you cant come in my room(lol)

>>164422

No I am as vanilla as they come


 No.164428

File: 1457910063824.jpg (496.52 KB, 1300x900, 13:9, b7bf79d8aa4f0890a3c9c86624….jpg)

>>164425

How you finding shadowrun? You anything planned for you days off?


 No.164429

File: 1457910068661.png (174.95 KB, 500x410, 50:41, 1451311626009.png)

>>164421

please respond


 No.164430

File: 1457910098903.jpg (Spoiler Image, 35.29 KB, 562x750, 281:375, a06ad633c895d14354182f7077….jpg)

>>164420

this shit tbh fam


 No.164431

File: 1457910104753.jpg (70.36 KB, 550x550, 1:1, 3144483.jpg)


 No.164432

File: 1457910169282.jpg (130.07 KB, 506x543, 506:543, 1457389271280.jpg)

>>164423

post your asshole


 No.164433

File: 1457910288151.png (694.16 KB, 725x475, 29:19, well just fucking kill me ….png)

>>164423

Thanks non-anime posting friend. Now recommend me a good Saxon album that I can listen to while I lay here in wake.


 No.164434

File: 1457910372379.jpg (615.7 KB, 894x1300, 447:650, 433be01a95341aff92a12d445d….jpg)

>>164421

>>164427

I can too since I'm bad at following instructions!

>>164430

Oh those creepy mask, that's fine could always be worse.


 No.164435

File: 1457910403977.jpg (93.84 KB, 500x822, 250:411, 31824be35535701bdfe950f6dc….jpg)

>>164427

I see I see


 No.164436

File: 1457910468914.jpg (Spoiler Image, 71.43 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, 1456098062346.jpg)

>>164434

fucking tell me about it i lost all my innocence because of the internet


 No.164437

File: 1457910477138.jpg (316.94 KB, 764x1024, 191:256, 52768163_p0.jpg)

3 week of vacation!

Tomorrow I do a to do list so I dont waste that time!


 No.164438

File: 1457910542400.jpg (211.52 KB, 1904x1024, 119:64, 20160313190637_1.jpg)


 No.164439

File: 1457910566859.gif (2.97 MB, 266x200, 133:100, 1404682980704.gif)


 No.164440

File: 1457910597373.jpeg (1.17 MB, 1000x1764, 250:441, 2015-06-21-745139.jpeg)

>>164436

>not staying inno.cent in the face of adversity

cmon blackjack its like you arent even trying


 No.164441

File: 1457910600955.png (284.37 KB, 470x470, 1:1, sk1426890959665.png)

>>164428

I'm liking it a lot! I'm not even sure why, but I'm practically getting addicted to it! It's kinda silly, but not so silly that it doesn't take itself seriously, and the atmosphere is just really nice! And the only things I've got planned for my days off is to celebrate my "anniversary" with master on Friday!


 No.164442

File: 1457910659293.webm (7.82 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Queen Gun of Machine Puns.webm)

>>164434

no cum, slut

>>164435

at least i think so


 No.164443

File: 1457910665698.png (233.45 KB, 585x308, 585:308, Screenshot_1.png)


 No.164444

File: 1457910671709.jpg (50.81 KB, 320x463, 320:463, 127.jpg)

>>164426

Oh, that's pretty cute then. I want one. Don't know what I was thinking though. I'm a dummy.


 No.164445

File: 1457910696477.jpg (19.18 KB, 480x270, 16:9, image.jpg)

>>164440

oh i try harder senpai :3


 No.164446

File: 1457910812900.png (966.28 KB, 837x1400, 837:1400, f899678a3c9de92bcc1aeb2420….png)

>>164441

Shadowrun's good, I have a few to play though, think the new one is out soon too :)

Have you got much planned for the anniversary? Sound's like something to really look forward to :)


 No.164447

File: 1457910814386.gif (828.64 KB, 500x276, 125:69, yeah it's a tumblr gif.gif)

>>164439

Thanks.


 No.164448

File: 1457911033926.jpg (615.13 KB, 1920x1440, 4:3, 958d3e00ed9f100d7075f105ad….jpg)

>>164442

So I can't cum but I can still fap right daddy?

>>164436

Pretty much this.


 No.164449

File: 1457911105771.png (384.28 KB, 600x848, 75:106, 098ea7ea533535a9881da65004….png)

s w i s h s w i s h

swish

s w i s h

swish


 No.164450

File: 1457911122273.png (203.71 KB, 550x550, 1:1, sk1426890959652.png)

>>164446

Shadowrun's one of few RPGs I'd really want to try the tabletop version of. I even have a character ready! A previously rich academic, reduced to being a street doctor with some unfortunate addictions after an unspecified personal catastrophe!

We're just gonna watch some films together! His pick is Lawrence of Arabia, while I haven't quite decided yet. It's gonna be nice, in any case!


 No.164451

File: 1457911123886.jpg (59.97 KB, 427x431, 427:431, 1457504767746.jpg)

>>164442

Time shall tell

>>164444

Weird


 No.164452

File: 1457911270435.gif (43.96 KB, 300x250, 6:5, superthumb.gif)

>>164448

i want to go back :s

>>164449

hey brat


 No.164453

File: 1457911306580.jpg (169.92 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 89d0d3f2b6f7cf35fb1f7841e7….jpg)

>>164449

Splish splash

splish

splash


 No.164454

File: 1457911315025.jpg (347.7 KB, 751x1010, 751:1010, e2b5a2caeab3f002c8c0ee41ae….jpg)

>>164450

Sound's like you have a good character :D Lawrence of Arabia is one of my favourites, so well shot and some great acting, sound's like a nice comfy time :)


 No.164455

File: 1457911374065.webm (3.88 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, M14 and M16a4.webm)

>>164448

No fapping

>>164451

I dont want to be anything but vanilla

;_;


 No.164456

File: 1457911469576.gif (72.75 KB, 256x192, 4:3, Kay-Normal.gif)

Mornin'


 No.164457

File: 1457911486346.jpg (89.76 KB, 600x714, 100:119, 11-1.jpg)


 No.164458

>>164453

>>164453

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KmKkV3ddAo

>>164452

Why you had less material to fap to then.

>>164455

Too bad I already started in your chair!


 No.164459

File: 1457911530317.png (279.88 KB, 494x524, 247:262, sk1426890959520.png)

>>164454

I hope so! I just really like the archetype of "hobo who's a lot more than he seems".

Except it lasts for almost four hours! But I'll live! I'm planning on pushing some musical on him, but since he wants to read Les Miserables that's off the table, so I was thinking The Man of La Mancha, i.e. the Don Quixote musical.


 No.164460

File: 1457911555382.gif (760.47 KB, 500x250, 2:1, you're not a child.gif)

>>164457

Thank you..

Here, have this as a token of my gratitude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W__p0gCBSZI&index=17&list=LLW3uzI-vMJLvslPcwKvr6iw

Bye for now.


 No.164461

File: 1457911559665.png (805.05 KB, 845x899, 845:899, 295ebd7f0402e776b6d39d30f8….png)

>>164450

>I even have a character ready!

Nerddddddd.


 No.164462

File: 1457911633163.jpg (57.15 KB, 350x373, 350:373, 5.jpg)


 No.164463

File: 1457911648071.jpg (84.51 KB, 469x646, 469:646, 599eeb3c3aac96349cd05a1f5c….jpg)

>>164455

Boo!

>>164456

Morning

>>164458

….


 No.164464

File: 1457911685525.png (181.27 KB, 450x450, 1:1, sk1426890959716.png)

>>164461

I am not a nerd, I'm a jock. A big dumb jock. Hardly a day passes without me kicking sand onto nerds on the beach.


 No.164465

File: 1457911735711.jpg (545.33 KB, 700x990, 70:99, dfecdb0bdf2a099558fbce6549….jpg)

>>164452

hihi blackjack

how are you

>>164453

swish a better


 No.164466

File: 1457911803619.gif (103.84 KB, 256x192, 4:3, Kay-Smile.gif)

>>164463

Heya.

You're the person from the stickied post, right?

I haven't been around here before. Is there anything I should know if I'd want to stay?


 No.164467

File: 1457911810509.webm (3.72 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, m14.webm)

>>164456

I love you

>>164458

God damn…

fine just dont cum

>>164463

AHHHHHHH


 No.164468

File: 1457911849985.png (697.9 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 41502411.png)

>>164464

You, a jock?

HAH.


 No.164469

File: 1457911861200.jpg (27.21 KB, 300x250, 6:5, Hanagonomi_Nisekoi.jpg)

>>164458

thats true but i want my innocence back

>>164465

feeling better :3 what about you?


 No.164470

File: 1457911862503.png (197.79 KB, 645x750, 43:50, fd860446bac744415f48be4734….png)

>>164459

It's a good archetype :)

Sound's like a plan, the 4 hours of Lawrence goe's by so fast you don't realise. Never seen the man of la mancha, but I might watch it at some point, though musicals aren't really my thing.

>>164464

Do you wear a jock strap? :P


 No.164471

File: 1457911895843.gif (106.9 KB, 256x192, 4:3, Kay-Surprised.gif)

>>164467

Already? Dayum.


 No.164472

File: 1457911925703.gif (1.71 MB, 512x288, 16:9, Bye.gif)

Goodnight /lewd/


 No.164473

File: 1457911943318.png (866.19 KB, 1280x738, 640:369, elswanko.png)

>>164464

so do you get shot in the chest when the nerd stops taking his SSRIs?


 No.164474

File: 1457911988179.jpg (43.35 KB, 378x526, 189:263, 6964c9d0959295aa8dd8f6b07d….jpg)

>>164464

Lies

>>164465

A swish and a splash can't live in harmony?

>>164467

Nah just reposted it since someone couldn't control themselves and deleted it

The person who said all that is

>>164460


 No.164475

File: 1457912034290.jpg (151.4 KB, 1000x1492, 250:373, 026b284f0658ab0e2a7e62ed44….jpg)

>>164469

oh did you feel bad?

I feel happy, the sun is mostly here and it's nice


 No.164476

File: 1457912075542.png (437.14 KB, 445x594, 445:594, 65-me.png)

>>164463

Whats up Bit?

>>164467

Yay I'll only cum once.

>>164469

Too bad it's not happening. Corrupt perverts are more fun.


 No.164477

File: 1457912082420.png (198.37 KB, 980x560, 7:4, 9b2b46243040a0b9501c1e4495….png)

>>164466

Hmm just be yourself I would say, dont be fake

>>164467

Boooo!!!

>>164472

Night


 No.164478

File: 1457912099486.png (467.31 KB, 600x600, 1:1, sk1426890959780.png)

>>164468

I am intensely competitive and masculine and dominant!

>>164470

Well, if musical's aren't your thing there's not much point! It's not your bog standard musical that, like, focuses on romance, but it's still very much a musical.

I've never even seen one!

>>164473

I get chopped to pieces from his katana, actually!

>>164474

It's true, you bully!


 No.164479

File: 1457912140123.jpg (86.33 KB, 641x999, 641:999, sample-474f94c5a90d53d4634….jpg)

>>164472

Nini C <3


 No.164480

File: 1457912218388.gif (9.68 KB, 256x192, 4:3, Kay-Grin.gif)

>>164477

Will do. Always am.

I'm not the most entertaining one, though.


 No.164481

File: 1457912225355.png (273.59 KB, 854x800, 427:400, 1386ddddb3fa31ecb970528302….png)

>>164476

Just relaxing, you?

>>164478

I'm no bully ya rude baby!


 No.164482

File: 1457912230518.jpg (180.31 KB, 850x850, 1:1, sk1426890959844.jpg)

>>164472

Sov godt!


 No.164483

File: 1457912277329.png (217.94 KB, 600x514, 300:257, sk1426890959474.png)

>>164481

You're a megabully and you barely even realize it.


 No.164484

File: 1457912290824.webm (7.82 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Queen Gun of Machine Puns.webm)

>>164471

sorry ill take it back

>>164472

night

>>164476

No cumming at all!

>>164477

AHHHH STOP


 No.164485

File: 1457912321207.jpg (252.44 KB, 1280x1272, 160:159, tumblr_nrjuccsB8k1uoves2o1….jpg)

>>164478

I don't mind some, I mean Mary poppins and stuff like that, but it's not a genre that I could say I'm well versed on.


 No.164486

File: 1457912377094.jpg (25.65 KB, 480x360, 4:3, c1d06ee074898989f9de751e45….jpg)

>>164475

yeah, :s you really love the sun dont you :3

>>164476

i'm not a p e r v e r t


 No.164487

File: 1457912380488.gif (8.35 KB, 256x192, 4:3, Kay-Pout.gif)

>>164484

It's fine. Just sudden.

We'll work it out.


 No.164488

File: 1457912463747.png (169.25 KB, 300x430, 30:43, sk1426890959574.png)

>>164485

Hm. Well, if you know about Don Quixote and like the concept, odds are you'll like The Man of La Mancha.


 No.164489

File: 1457912492058.jpg (31.55 KB, 480x270, 16:9, clogged sink.jpg)

>>164487

This is good!


 No.164490

File: 1457912495575.jpg (99.66 KB, 600x849, 200:283, 036d27e2d9a59fe2b49d5d1de8….jpg)

>>164478

Hey other best boy, you feelin less depressed tonight?

>>164481

Playin the division trying to think of new ways to tease you. Some of these "platform challenges" are stupid as hell. They just feel like they are here to add more time to missions.

>>164484

I see what you said but thats not what I read.

I read cumm all of it.

>>164486

Really then why'd you send me all those lewd pics earlier?


 No.164491

File: 1457912519776.gif (911.57 KB, 250x188, 125:94, 2i71yzb.gif)

>>164478

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


 No.164492

File: 1457912549039.png (241.88 KB, 471x471, 1:1, sk1426890959521.png)

>>164490

A lot less depressed? How 'bout you? And who's the other other best boy?


 No.164493

File: 1457912567781.gif (103.84 KB, 256x192, 4:3, Kay-Smile.gif)

>>164489

As a Dutch, I hate clogs.

But I can't not laugh about the clogpun.

Yeah. We'll do fine.


 No.164494

File: 1457912584714.jpg (87.7 KB, 603x520, 603:520, 1456810992167.jpg)

>>164480

Cool and no worry neither am I. I think you will like it here

>>164483

I dont believe you! I dont even have a license for that kind of thing

>>164484

Boo

>>164490

That is a waste of time, dont think that!


 No.164495

File: 1457912596988.jpg (565.59 KB, 1200x853, 1200:853, Kantai.Collection.full.191….jpg)

>>164488

I've heard of it, and maybe seen parts of it at a point. I'd need to watch a bit of it to see if It's what I'm thinking of.


 No.164496

File: 1457912598819.jpg (139.3 KB, 1024x577, 1024:577, marika_tachibana__nisekoi_….jpg)

>>164490

w-w-hat lewd pics :s


 No.164497

File: 1457912653398.webm (1.62 MB, 752x720, 47:45, my rage knows no bounds.webm)

>>164490

I will beat you down with the rage of Thor if you cum

>>16449

can you make good puns?

>>164494

s-stop…


 No.164498

File: 1457912711970.png (643.94 KB, 806x549, 806:549, 1onOckj.png)

hi /lewd/


 No.164499

File: 1457912722985.jpg (213.77 KB, 802x1200, 401:600, 35ebdd352944e6425eb252f644….jpg)

>>164489

>file name

I kek'd

>>164492

Bit is other best boy cause he is always fun to tease.

>>164494

It's not a waste of time its super fun for me. YOu know I only do things that are fun.

>>164496

Alcohol sure does change a person.

>>164497

That will only make me cum more though.


 No.164500

File: 1457912723051.png (457.84 KB, 600x600, 1:1, sk1426890959627.png)

>>164491

You're supposed to sarcastically agree when I say stuff like that! Not just sincerely disagree!

>>164494

So you're being an ultrabully illegally, even! That's just like you!

>>164495

Well, it's really good imho, anyway!


 No.164501


 No.164502

File: 1457912806850.jpg (113.9 KB, 724x1023, 724:1023, 187030eeb34ad497df4f7424ad….jpg)

>>164500

So what your saying is I should give it a watch?


 No.164503

File: 1457912824467.png (352.8 KB, 549x627, 183:209, adsfasfsdfasdfdsfsdafsdfsa….png)

>>164500

I would have tried, but it legitimately made me laugh out loud.


 No.164504

>>164494

Probably. I'll find out, I guess. I'll just keep posting for a while.

I'm shit at starting conversations tho.

>>164501

On occasion. I tend to not make puns, but I think of them a lot. I only make the quality ones.


 No.164505

File: 1457912910652.png (58.19 KB, 537x600, 179:200, 762.png)

>>164478

>>164485

HUMPHREY BOGGART

U

M

P

H

R

E

Y

B

O

G

G

A

R

T


 No.164506

File: 1457912931931.jpg (74.99 KB, 678x960, 113:160, 1457431794462.jpg)

>>164497

Boo! I want my money back!

>>164499

>Fun

Well that means you will get bored soon, I shall wait

>>164500

It takes 5 people to make it true! Haha no bully here

>>164504

Well what do you like to do?


 No.164507

File: 1457913016956.png (137.22 KB, 315x315, 1:1, sk1426890959523.png)

>>164499

Oh right! Good taste, Bit's pretty decent.

>>164502

Yep! If you've got two hours to kill and it sounds interesting to you!

>>164503

That is rude! I can be dominant, it just doesn't come naturally!

>>164505

Uh, what?

>>164506

>bullying

I knew it.


 No.164508

File: 1457913106556.jpg (617.72 KB, 673x956, 673:956, 10494d77e3cfd46e6a484e8e7c….jpg)

>>164507

Possibly, I might try to get watching it, but I have to be in the mood. I'll add it to my backlog.


 No.164509

File: 1457913135312.gif (72.75 KB, 256x192, 4:3, Kay-Normal.gif)

>>164506

Gaming, mostly. I love programming, so I'm making that my job.

Most of my older hobbies are gone, by now.


 No.164510

File: 1457913141069.png (90.03 KB, 600x447, 200:149, 832930340.png)

>>164507

Just can't see it happening.


 No.164511

File: 1457913162168.jpg (30.98 KB, 640x398, 320:199, XhdZywpl.jpg)


 No.164512

File: 1457913168384.jpg (45.54 KB, 379x417, 379:417, 1444588833304.jpg)

>>164499

did i?

awwwww shit i feel so embarrassed :s


 No.164513

File: 1457913233853.webm (3.39 MB, 636x360, 53:30, Hammer of Thor.webm)

>>164499

thank you

also

NO CUMMING ALLOWED IN MY ROOM YOU SLUT

>>164504

I love people who make good or bad puns

you are great

>>164506

what money?


 No.164514

File: 1457913281665.png (366.77 KB, 500x500, 1:1, sk1426890959663.png)

>>164510

Well, it has! In most of my IRL lewd stuff I've been dominant!

>>164508

Of course! My own backlog could fill a small warehouse.


 No.164515

File: 1457913353351.png (605.38 KB, 1200x1800, 2:3, tumblr_nyqk8tm7BQ1qaf7v4o1….png)

>>164514

mhm I know how that goes lol


 No.164516

File: 1457913354322.jpg (63.72 KB, 411x369, 137:123, TPwxGdj.jpg)

>>164509

Nice. Any games you are looking forward to this year? For me mainly it's Dark souls 3. I would love to have a job that involves computers..or art but that wont be happening anytime soon or never lol

>>164513

Exactly! Boo!


 No.164517

File: 1457913373691.webm (4.01 MB, 480x272, 30:17, charlie.webm)

me irl


 No.164518

File: 1457913480765.png (432.54 KB, 817x581, 817:581, hiagb.png)

me irl


 No.164519

File: 1457913482348.jpg (Spoiler Image, 188.2 KB, 485x693, 485:693, Hmmmmmmmm.jpg)

>>164517

Me irl


 No.164520

File: 1457913482356.jpg (1.54 MB, 1591x1189, 1591:1189, 38.jpg)

>>164507

Humphrey bogart you waste of blonde hair!

Casablanca

High Sierra

maltese falcon

treasure of the sierra madre

barefoot contessa


 No.164521

File: 1457913490610.gif (8.35 KB, 256x192, 4:3, Kay-Pout.gif)

>>164513

To be fair, the worst puns are the best, in the end.

>>164516

Not really. I'm not playing a lot of well-known titles latetly. My laptop's a shit, and I have no consoles. I just play whatever my friends play.

I'm shit with computers. I can ONLY do code. And game. I'd love to make games one day, but that's a far-fetched dream.


 No.164522

>>164506

Nope I'm bother you till you accept me.

>>164507

He is prime bully material, so what were you drinking tonight Skandi?

>>164512

>blackjack believes my lies

Don't fall so easily victim to my bullying hun.

>>164513

So I'll fap in your room then move out of it to cum then?


 No.164523

File: 1457913577368.jpg (68.19 KB, 594x636, 99:106, oh.jpg)

>>164516

fine i got $500 for you

stop scaring me…

>>164518

hot

>>164519

hotter

>>164521

I love you more and more


 No.164524

File: 1457913579353.png (336.59 KB, 530x530, 1:1, sk1426890959497.png)

>>164520

I obviously know who Humphrey Bogart is! I just didn't understand why you LONDON-shouted his name!


 No.164525

File: 1457913618348.png (119.8 KB, 334x342, 167:171, 001.png)

>>164520

Overated actor


 No.164526

File: 1457913618324.png (551.59 KB, 1278x717, 426:239, mad.png)

>>164522

No just no cumming at all now


 No.164527

File: 1457913640103.gif (103.84 KB, 256x192, 4:3, Kay-Smile.gif)

>>164523

You must be a very loving person~


 No.164528

File: 1457913668411.jpg (132.78 KB, 708x1000, 177:250, sample-9e32730d9f69f1ad51f….jpg)

>>164526

Cums on your windows..


 No.164529

File: 1457913709381.gif (899.05 KB, 500x371, 500:371, 1431378368444.gif)

>>164514

That just means the other guys are incredibly subby, right~?


 No.164530

File: 1457913758911.jpg (27.4 KB, 400x320, 5:4, 12507509_995201517192445_1….jpg)

>>164522

i dont trust my drunk self :/


 No.164531

File: 1457913815835.png (217.54 KB, 959x539, 137:77, m14 lurking.png)

>>164527

I an! I love so many people and with these boards and with friends tooothey leave and it hurts

its my flaw

one day someone will love me

>>164528

NO ONE GETS TO CUM NOW

>>164530

Smart neither do I


 No.164532

File: 1457913838748.png (208.14 KB, 600x600, 1:1, sk1426890959722.png)

>>164529

One was incredibly subby, one was "straight", and one was a girl. So yeah.


 No.164533

File: 1457913842508-0.gif (2.73 MB, 240x135, 16:9, 1393200915392.gif)

File: 1457913842518-1.jpg (50.8 KB, 527x623, 527:623, crockett.jpg)

File: 1457913842599-2.jpg (127.73 KB, 555x570, 37:38, Iheartbooze.jpg)

me IRL

>>164524

listing old movies we like?

>>164525

fine how about Richard Conte?


 No.164534

File: 1457913846938.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.74 MB, 2128x3015, 2128:3015, 246e3f60ed9c26dc93f117a502….jpg)

>>164521

It might just happen and I would love to play that game, well depending what it would be

>>164522

Accept you? Explain

>>164523

*Slaps you with the money*

That is all I wanted & thanks

>>164528

lmao


 No.164535

File: 1457913892512.jpg (328.03 KB, 1425x794, 1425:794, 35.jpg)

>>164534

Every time


 No.164536

File: 1457913972045.png (228.32 KB, 410x475, 82:95, sk1426890959470.png)

>>164533

Oh right! We were kinda talking musicals, though! Wait, has Humphrey Bogart ever been in a musical?


 No.164537

>>164532

>one was "straight"

Okaaaay, then.


 No.164538

File: 1457914009224.png (709.84 KB, 722x719, 722:719, m14 amazed.png)

>>164530

i mean i dont trust drunk me btw

>>164534

Good! I win!


 No.164539

File: 1457914026142.jpg (14.65 KB, 306x306, 1:1, 11403175_445585562280994_2….jpg)

>>164528

>window licking you're own cum

>>164531

your drunk self is you're arch enemy


 No.164540

>>164534

I'd never release it.

I love making games more than playing one. I'd never stop working on it.

If I could do one thing, and I have to do it alone, that. Forever.

>>164531

That's not a flaw. People leaving are just missing out.


 No.164541

>>164526

Yeah got me and Birdie teamed up now.

>>164530

Aw have you done stupid stuff before while drunk hun?

>>164534

You will accept me on steam

One day!


 No.164542

File: 1457914129493.png (157.41 KB, 333x393, 111:131, sk1426890959612.png)

>>164537

Oh come on, you know what I mean! "Straight", but they don't mind making out with a guy, and they don't mind when that make-out session gets lewder!


 No.164543

File: 1457914153370.jpg (373.89 KB, 2700x1664, 675:416, 1st_Ford_Explorer_Eddie_Ba….jpg)

>>164536

men dont star in musicals


 No.164544

File: 1457914169342.jpg (100.62 KB, 1024x864, 32:27, 45654645456.jpg)

>>164542

I think they call that deluded.

Or nuts.


 No.164545

File: 1457914179132.jpg (26.09 KB, 244x340, 61:85, gcutie2.jpg)

>>164539

I wish everyone would ignore him…

keep me safe

>>164540

Yes they are!

I expect it with online people but you miss them all the same

>>164541

NO NO NO NO

YOU'RE BOTH GROUNDED


 No.164546

File: 1457914187781.jpg (70.84 KB, 706x1000, 353:500, sample-a006c4d2c0c6075242c….jpg)

>>164530

Why are you drunk now?

>>164531

Just try to stop me..

>>164533

Eh not bad, Cary Grant is one of my favourites

>>164539

I wouldn't just waste it now, of course I'd lick it off again :3


 No.164547

File: 1457914214795.webm (666.66 KB, 640x480, 4:3, slap.webm)


 No.164548

File: 1457914275500.png (358.95 KB, 610x840, 61:84, bac9e610409eb8e1932a3f4572….png)

>>164547

That's it Burt, release that anger and feed my pain fetish :D


 No.164549

File: 1457914306928.png (82.52 KB, 256x256, 1:1, remove.png)

>>164546

>Cary Grant

…and you call Humphrey Bogart OVERATED!!!!


 No.164550

File: 1457914307345.jpg (627.29 KB, 708x1000, 177:250, 55760039_p0.jpg)

>>164538

Congrats, what do you want?

>>164540

Oh :( What kind?

>>164541

Hmm one day


 No.164551

>>164545

Yeah. I've made some great friends that I never met. Lost a lot of 'em. Never fun.


 No.164552

File: 1457914371669.png (217.58 KB, 481x481, 1:1, sk1426890959506.png)

>>164543

David Bowie, Hugh Jackman, Russel Crowe, Liam Neeson, and these are just without looking stuff up!

>>164544

They call it "easy pickings"!


 No.164553

File: 1457914410531.jpg (18.21 KB, 480x270, 16:9, image (3).jpg)

>>164546

no im sober thank fuck for that, second reply very honourable display sir

>>164545

i will keep you safe, if you can pull me out of this existential nightmare of Europe


 No.164554

>>164550

Grand RPG's.

I've made text-based ones.

Lemme rephrase. I could make games and release them, except one. The masterpiece. I just want to make the perfect game for ME, playing it as it's getting bigger.


 No.164555

File: 1457914574796.png (955.16 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, m14 shocked.png)

>>164548

no

go to your room

>>164550

just attention maybe love

>>164551

Its sad but i shall soldier on with the weight of it on my shoulders

then cry

>>164553

my hero

how do i do that?


 No.164556

File: 1457914599082.jpg (11.66 KB, 236x314, 118:157, chrisryanpoppinbottles.jpg)

>>164552

David Bowie transcended mortal human existence, those other ones you mention aren't real men


 No.164558

File: 1457914638902.gif (72.75 KB, 256x192, 4:3, Kay-Normal.gif)

>>164555

I'll try to stay.

You?


 No.164559

File: 1457914669543.gif (43.96 KB, 300x250, 6:5, superthumb.gif)

>>164555

elect trump, so he can cleanse the migrants from Europe


 No.164560

File: 1457914695635.jpg (717.19 KB, 1000x1414, 500:707, 6d0a82beefada2ac9875d63674….jpg)

>>164550

See one day already means yes just a matter of how long it all good.

>>164545

Nope two against one, we will cum all over your blankets now!


 No.164561

File: 1457914777550.png (290.77 KB, 360x500, 18:25, bb257630c183f238c703a84890….png)

>>164554

Sounds like a nice goal

>>164555

I can give you attention anytime, just ask

>>164560

Just depends on things really, anything could change


 No.164562

File: 1457914777766.png (201.05 KB, 629x763, 629:763, 1389914620718.png)

>>164552

C'mon, Skandi. Don't go for the easy guys.


 No.164563

File: 1457914781341.png (231.91 KB, 419x419, 1:1, sk1426890959604.png)

>>164556

>those other ones you mention aren't real men

Well, at least you're keeping up the tradition of having zero people on /lewd/ without psychological issues.


 No.164564


 No.164565

>>164561

It's a really bad dream if you want to make a living though.




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