No.165771
Hey /lewd/, i'm currently planning on making a metroid doujin and would like to know what you guys would like to see happen to samus.
i have a story laid out but i'll still take ideas.
i have choking, hitting, maledom and maybe fisting aside from the regular stuff.
No.165897
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No.165901
>>165897
i guess femdom is pretty cool too. Maybe as intro?
No.165911
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>>165901
Yea yea that would be nice, how many stories have you done?
No.165915
>>165911
none yet but i've been looking at making one for a good while now.
i'll snap a few rough sketches i made.
only problem is im really not known for making these kind of comics. wonder where i should post it to get supporters
No.165917
i've actually made comics before so im quite familiar with panel layout, image composition and that sort of stuff
looking for ideas anywhere i can before i start seriously making it.
No.165920
>>165915
>>165917
Looks really nice, wish I could draw like that or just get back into drawing.
Choking, hitting, maledom all sound nice, are you planning just to completely break her at the end? So I guess mind break could be another
No.165937
>>165920
yeah, guess i should have included mind break.
if she doesnt die she'll at least be out of order.
also calling for metroid fans i'm looking for ideas for the guy thats breaking samus and the one being dominated at the beginning
No.165969
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>>165937
Could be dark samus and ridley
No.165970
>>165937
I hope she lives, can't say I am a big Metroid fan myself. I'm sure someone here is tho. Do you think she should start enjoying it near the end or be strong all the way through? I guess that is if mind break takes part in it or not
No.166129
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No.166130
>>166128
I'm sorry I don't shoot as quickly as you do!
No.166131
No.166132
Wait. Did everyone just miss those links?
I was wondering why no-one migrated, yet no one made a new thread, either.
No.166133
>>166130
Tomatoes are supposed to squirt as soon as you bite into them
No.166134
>>166130
Last time I checked you cant last over 30 minutes :^)
No.166135
>>166129
>>166131
I can't right now
No.166136
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>>166132
this is the new thread, right?
No.166137
>>166122
I want to move to US so badly muh freedoms and what not
>>166125
it must be nice not having Mohammed bitching about shit, like he does on the mainland
No.166138
No.166140
>>166138
Everything
goodbye
No.166141
>>166136
It was linked before. Everyone ignored it.
No.166142
No.166143
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>>166134
Oh you keep check on me hun, why kind of pervert does that?
Though last time I did anything it was 2 hrs.
>>166133
Well if someone was to bite it might.
Biting is a fetish of mine after all.
No.166144
Samus dominating a cute shota boy!
No.166146
>>165771
Is there going to be Goru? cos it kind of fits the whole metroid theme
>>166137
The last ones who did, I think they were Romanian got shit thrown at them for begging
No.166147
>>166144
I don't think Samus is in a position of power, here.
No.166148
>>166141
oh, I had just gotten into that thread!
>>166143
I'll bite, then
No.166149
>>166143
I just have a decent memory when it comes to people, nothing special
No.166150
>>166147
then throw it out!
No.166151
No.166152
>>166148
Ahh, fair enough.
I guess it's a slow time.
No.166153
>>166150
Only femdom, for you?
Or do you just want a shota?
No.166154
>>166145
so i just have to focus hard on it?
hmm…
passion can be a fun thing, i guess!
No.166155
>>166151
Evening
>>166152
it's Monday
No.166156
>>166150
check out total folklore by dan friel
>>166155
anything interesting?
No.166157
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>>166149
Sure that's what it is.
I'm ready to prove you wrong whenever you want hun *winky face*
>>166148
Just be warned some tomato's bite back.
No.166158
>>166155
Does that matter?
No.166159
>>166153
shota and femdom!
Femdom on grown men isn't special, because the man is only choosing to be dominated.
No.166160
>>166122
>>166125
ill argue later I got stuff to do
No.166161
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>>166123
I actually saw that face on the ceiling, and decided to draw it then the rest came.
No.166162
No.166163
somebody link me good porn
No.166164
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>>166146
the good thing about IRA is if ISIS tried to doing in NI they will get slaughted by OG Terrorists
No.166165
No.166166
>>166159
Makes sense, I suppose.
I'm not knowledgeable on the subject.
No.166167
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>>166156
I spent most of the day re-working my data and putting together my poster, so not really
>>166157
That's ok
you're an eated Tomato, so I'll be fine
>>166158
Monday is generally a slow day
No.166168
>>166160
Ok Burt, catch you later <3
No.166169
tp sounds like a chain smoker
No.166170
>>166165
you saw my recommendation, right?
No.166171
>>166167
what kind of poster
No.166172
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>>166171
Science
Poster presentations are the alternatives to talks when it comes to presenting your research
No.166173
No.166174
>>166167
What about the other days?
No.166175
>>166172
so i bet 99% of people do posters, right?
No.166177
>>166137
we dont need muslim refugees thank you
No.166178
>>166176
Was the bait too obvious? Damn I thought I had such a masterful plan.
No.166179
>>166177
STOP IM NOT A SHITSKIN
No.166180
>>166174
less slow than Monday!
>>166175
the majority of undergrads, yes
the majority of grad students/post-grads no
and it really depends
with a talk, more people see your research, but you get better feedback with a poster if people come to yours
No.166181
>>166180
Monday is the slowest…
Then, what day is the fastest?
No.166182
>>165771
Whatever happened to inclusive planning, or gentle, mutual love? Nah but really, I don't care.
On another note, what's up with the rest of you?
No.166183
>>166180
i see
and what is your poster about
No.166184
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>>166182
Not much Rain, just relaxing. What about yourself?
No.166185
>>166181
one of the days of the weekend
No.166186
>>166182
thinking about life
No.166187
No.166188
>>166179
SHITSKIN SHITSKIN SHITSKIN SHITSKIN
No.166190
>>166182
>gentle, mutual love
Best.
>inclusive planning
What does that mean?
Also, Heya. Doin' good, you?
>>166185
Alright
No.166191
i found it hilarious when i learned that date is a racist
am i alone in this?
No.166192
>>166189
Put ** at the beginning and end for easy spoilering :D
No.166193
>>166191
ironically
plus i just like to rib on brits with that
No.166194
>>166183
the distribution of crystal sizes and phases within a lunar meteorite and comparing it to apollo samples
>>166190
Then what are you?
No.166195
No.166196
>>166188
thbnxftgshnxgsfghnsfxgghbnxdch FAGGOT STAHHHHP PLSSSS
No.166197
No.166198
fortune is worse than hitler
No.166199
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>>166196
Prove him wrong blackjack, post your cute face and make him jealous how much cuter you are!
No.166200
>>166194
what are you trying to prove
No.166201
>>166195
Yes, quite a bit actually
No.166202
>>166191
>date is a racist
The poster named Akari's Date?
>>166194
…?
In what way?
>>166198
tybb
>>166195
Sadly, yes.
No.166203
>>166198
agreed
hitler has charisma
No.166204
If Trump supporters are nazi, then Hillary Supporters are Fascist, and Bernie Supporters are communist.
and desu is des~
No.166206
No.166207
>>166202
yeah man huge racist
No.166208
>>166184
Ah, I'd gone and managed to pass out for a little bit and woke up to another verbose phone call about why I'm not living my life correctly. I'll be gone all day tomorrow, too.
>>166186
Mind if I ask what specifically?
>>166187
Hey there.
>>166189
How spoilerriffic! Lovely to see you, Daisy.
>>166190
Yeah, it is a best. Inclusive planning refers to a more secretive method of planning such things. I was a mangaka of sorts at some point, and I loved giving surprises.
No.166209
>>166196
hey sand nigger, how is the goat missus doing?
No.166210
>>166178
There is always next year
No.166211
>>166204
thanks for stopping by ui
No.166212
>>166204
Do NOT bring back that meme.
No.166213
>>166200
Not all science is directly proving something, actually most isn't
I guess you could say I am trying to prove that these lunar meteorites came from the same population as some of the ones from the apollo missions, or trying to add data to prove the validity of the new way of catagorizing basalts that I used
>>166202
in apple way
No.166215
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>>166208
The same job or the new one?
No.166216
>>166210
When does it become next year?
Can it be new year already?
No.166217
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>>166199
But im shy
>>166208
im keeping it on down low
>>166209
fuck you PEDRO, Hows the cleaning and the child popping going
No.166218
>>166207
Just didn't know what people refered to them as.
>>166208
Ahh, like that. Yeah, that's probably better, although if they made it for a larger audiance than this place, it might be worth the sacrifice.
>>166213
Seven apples on a witches' tree.
No.166219
>>166208
We just started a DnD session, get in here!
No.166220
>>166213
okay so youre throwing some more data in the pile
No.166221
>>166218
Can I eat you?
My tomato ran away
No.166222
>>166206
but how though? I always just use the [spoiler] and the end spoiler thing.
>>166213
hey cato, how is life?
No.166224
>>166218
akari is his bf or whatever
No.166225
>>166217
no children and ill have you know ill be a great house husband
rather be hispanic than a shitskin tbh
No.166226
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>>166220
basically, yeah
and this was the kinda bullshit-but-not-really-bullshit project I threw together in a month because I couldn't get the data for my larger project fast enough
>>166222
Life is good!
and sleepy
No.166227
>>166222
It's coding for 8ch it works for different font
++Like Red Font++
No.166228
>>166227
==red font== lol been ages since i've done it
No.166229
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>>166217
That's okay you can still post yourself anyways. I mean wouldn't you want to do that as my future concubine
>>166223
The moon told me Bit was secretly planning to ask me to marry him.
Though I'm pretty sure it was lying.
No.166230
>>166214
I'm not going to say the word.
>>166215
It's not for work, that. Got a reunion of sorts with old friends to attend.
>>166217
Well; whatever it is, if you need help I'll be around.
>>166218
I doubt they're going too far with their idea, personally.
>>166219
Give me a bit and I'll join in.
No.166231
>>166219
Oh, you doing that now?
Have fun.
>>166221
I'm not quite ripe!
No.166232
>>166230
Do you know them?
No.166233
>>166226
thats all right
hey do you know if it's dangerous to drink slutty ethanol?
No.166234
Now I need a hug.
>>166191
>racist
>Can't even use the word correctly
>>166195
In ways.
>>166204
Desu can be pronounced desOO.
No.166235
>>166234
i did use it correctly
No.166236
im updating my desu folder
No.166237
>>166225
anything is better than a filthy sand nigger tbh i hate so much i want them gone
>>166229
but im shy and concubine what? do i get choice in this rain? and thankyou anyway :3
No.166238
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>>166230
Ah I see, you going to be busy then?
No.166239
>>166231
come oooon
I gotta eat something
>>166233
is that a pun?
No.166240
>>166236
nice 2005 was a cool year
No.166241
>>166226
life is good, and sleepy, I've never agreed with you more than I am right now.
>>166227
or it doesn't.
No.166242
>>166239
oh i meant to say pvre ethanol
No.166243
>>166229
Nah you dont want to marry me
No.166244
>>166241
It does I'm just tired and half assed it italic
~~
No.166245
>>166239
Anything else you might be interested in?
No.166246
petition to remove the wordfilters
sign here: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
No.166247
>>166240
Am I being baited desu ka?
No.166248
>>166235
No you didn't you dumb shit.
No.166249
>>166244
strikethrough, now italic like this ''
No.166250
>>166241
I might just sleeps soon
>>166242
I doubt it
It probably isn't a hell of a lot different than p.ure alcohol
>>166245
uhm
I was really looking forward to eating Tomato
No.166251
>>166243
To be fair at this exact moment I don't want to marry anyone. Though friends are better than other partners are they not?
Since the only difference is a piece of paper.
>>166237
I just like the word concubine is all and its rare I get to use it.
No.166252
>>166244
that's some nice italics there.
>>166246
no.
No.166253
No.166255
>>166246
Nah word filters are funny, you get used to them
>>166252
I don't really use them and I'm tried and high :P
No.166256
>>166232
Nope, no idea who that is.
>>166236
I miss those days on one hand, but on the other fuck that meme.
>>166237
Were you talking to me?
>>166238
Pretty much, going to miss me huh?
No.166257
>>166247
That depends. Is it working??? :)
No.166258
No.166259
>>166250
Why you looking forward to eating me, I haven't even had enough alcohol yet to be eated!
>>166252
Thats some nice AUG I see there.
No.166260
>>166253
I won't even try arguing with you on this if that's all you're going to say.
No.166261
the wordfilters are lame
they arent funny anymore
just inconvenient
No.166262
Two single quotes for italic.
>>166250
Tomato's are goood. My grandpa used to fill 'em, they're better that way.
>>166256
Then I guess only time will tell.
No.166263
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>>166256
Of course, I miss you calling everyone bitches and giving people shit lol
No.166264
>>166260
that's all you're saying as well
why don't you explain
No.166265
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>>166251
so tomo do yo i get a choice in this?
>>166256
sorry rain thought that was you the eternal blackjack strikes again
No.166267
you guys realize there's a key in the options, don't you?
under customize formatting
No.166268
>>166265
Depends if you want a choice in it.
>>166266
Married people have responsibilities and task. Normal people don't, I plan to be a normal non-married person forever.
No.166269
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>>166258
I'm pretty sure ethanol and alcohol are the same molecule
>>166262
fill em?
No.166270
>>166267
Not everyone checks the settings
No.166271
>>166269
ethanol sure is a type of alcohol
but what's wrong with drinking slutty ethanol
No.166272
>>166259
because lewd things
No.166273
No.166275
>>166271
it dosn't take much to die?
>>166273
T?
No.166276
>>166264
Fine you dumshithead. For one, refugee isn't a fucking race. Two, Date never said "Hey, I hate all refugees who are from Sivia/ the middle east :^)". Date was never specific, and never claimed superiority over another. Third, read the dictionary.
Though I also have no idea if you talk to date private and he/she said "Niggers are less than whites". So there's that. I'm also a bit out of it, angry, and drunk. So sorry about all that.
No.166277
>>166255
I think you just suck at filters, I usually never use them, just my alt codes, like ε> for my hearts that face the other way.
>>166259
I want an aug, and Angelica is cute, I love gunslinger girl.
No.166278
>>166275
but what if you just take enough to get intoxicated
No.166279
>>166274
nini Date <3
>>166277
Yeah I can remember the different keys, but mix them up the easiest and most used is the spoiler.
No.166280
>>166278
I dont think it works that way
taking a shot of 120 proof is much better
No.166281
>>166268
Guess that works too
No.166282
>>166262
Time reveals all, of course.
>>166263
Hey now; it's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.
>>166265
Ah it's alright, you're still adorable Blackjack. No choice, however!
No.166284
>>166277
I've been mixing you and burt up so much when it comes to guns
Aw okay so you were the one who liked the aug like me, now we good.
>>166272
That makes you a pervert. Tomato's aren't even lewd, they are slutty and adorable.
>>166281
That way when I die alone I can say it was all according to my master plan.
>>166283
Well yeah all women are subs, so I already knew that.
No.166285
>>166280
okay then
im curious about it because whats the point of diluting if you can drink the pvre substance
that would be much more efficient
i like efficiency
No.166286
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>>166285
That's easy to answer, as too p.ure can kill you outright
No.166287
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>>166284
but slutty = lewd!
>>166285
based on what I just read, the burns are what get you if you don't drink enough for alcohol poisoning
No.166288
>>166276
so if a person doesnt directly say they think people of a certain race are of less value, you can't call them racist?
get outta here bud
No.166289
>>166284
I dont think the dead can talk
No.166290
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Bit, sleep with me already
No.166291
>>166286
>>166287
so then whats the maximum % comp. thats safe to drink?
No.166292
No.166293
No.166294
>>166250
>>166278
actually most of the alcohol we drink is corn alcohol/ ethanol, many vodkas and even everclear 190proof is ethanol, but there is more than one alcohol, like methanol, but methanol will kill you, or make you super sick, denatured alcohol is like 94% ethanol and 6% methanol, so don't drink it
>>166279
I'll just stick to typing my spoiler brackets out.
>>166284
I like all guns, and hope to own quite a few in my life, I will be that guy with a gun room, but it will be more like a vault.
and I've been researching getting full autos.
No.166295
im only talking about ethanol obviously
No.166296
>>166288
Yes? Because they didn't particular say anything that would imply it? For all we know those refugees could be "white" as well. A person not wanting refugees into their homeland does not mean anything towards race automatically.
I'm sure he/she was joking anyways.
I'm done arguing with you btw. I can tell this will go nowhere.
No.166297
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>>166282
awwwww man now you too
>>166284
tis a pain to control one urges in public haha
No.166298
i was told to open thread
No.166300
>>166289
I have a plan to implant my brain into a tank so I can.
>>166287
So we can go be p.ure together instead!
>>166294
Good we need more full autos and aug is a top tier one.
>>166297
Then you should be able to post yourself otherwise I won't know if you are concubine material or not.
No.166301
>>166295
Any alcohol you drink is ethanol. How much you can drink till you die? Depends all on you yourself. Also depends on how diluted it is with water. As far as I know 95% is the highest. I'm sure you could drink a little of that, a little being less than a shot, and be fine.
No.166302
>>166295
which ethanol are we talking about here
No.166303
>>166296
i wasnt referring to the refugee thing
No.166305
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>>166291
Anything that isn't p.ure alcohol, but even at high strengths it can lead to organ failure, blindness all kinds of nasty stuff
No.166307
>>166300
cleo guns look like my best option, or a trust.
>>166302
the alcohol not the person.
No.166308
No.166309
>>166307
i miss the person
;_;
No.166310
>>166300
i really dont feel comfortable post myself im sorry
>>166303
I FUCKING HATE MUSLIMS there you answer
No.166311
>>166310
wasnt talking about you
who even are you
No.166312
>>166308
Drinking more than a shot, assuming you haven't had any other alcohol recently, will probably be dangerous.
No.166313
>>166306
you said i had no choice in the matter :s
No.166314
>>166291
I think 120 proof is some of the highest comercially avaliable, but I dont know drinks that well
proff = 2x alcohol %
>>166294
ok, so it's 190 proof
>>166300
o-ok
>>166304
!!
No.166315
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>>166300
No common person has room for a tank
No.166316
no cuties left here
seeya later thread
No.166317
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>>166311
i was the person that date was calling shitskin
No.166318
>>166315
That's why I'll just live in a garage and be all alone since no one will want to take care of a tank.
>>166314
I know its okay!
>>166310
I didn't expect you to, I just wanted to tease you
>>166307
Your love for guns is the same as my love for alcohol.
No.166319
>>166317
yeah i know that
but who are you
No.166320
>>166313
Is there even any other choice? You know I'm gentle!
No.166321
>>166318
Same thing happened in Ghost in the Shell but he tried to kill his parents or something
No.166322
>>166309
ethanol showed up a while ago for a little bit, got her steam.
>>166314
well, yea, so 95% but may as well be 100% it will destroy your world, rebuild it then convince you that you can and will eat 3 lbs of chicken wings, and that deep frying them yourself is the only option, trust me I know these things.
>>166318
hmm, we may have a lot in common, how can you handle everclear?
No.166323
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>>166318
ah sorry i like it when you tease me :3
>>166319
blackjack nice to meet you
>>166320
i know your gentle, :3
No.166324
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>>166318
nooooooo
>>166322
190 is 80%, right?
No.166325
>>166323
what do you do blackjack
No.166326
>>166323
So what's the problem, love?
No.166327
>>166324
100% acohol would be 200proof, it's basic math, 95% = 190proof
80% = 160proof
No.166328
>>166314
They sell 190 proof here
No.166329
>>166325
shit post and journalism
>>166326
mainly the core issue of my depression
No.166330
>>166329
expand on journalism
No.166331
>>166327
Shush!
I can divide by 2!
I swear!
>>166328
I dont doubt it
No.166332
>>166331
But liqour stores are closed after 7 and on sundays.
No.166333
>>166330
im a student its my degree
No.166334
>>166329
Can't help you if I don't know anything about it, sorry.
No.166335
>>166333
nice
what journalistic field interests you the most
No.166336
>>166328
yes, and believe it or not it is available in liquor stores in jew york, so it should be available most anywhere some places it's sold as a cleaning spirit, but it's totally "safe" to drink as in the most you'll get from it is alcohol poisoning.
>>166331
where are your credentials I need proof, like I need a 4/8ths wrench.
No.166337
>>166334
ah i can handle my problems but how are you?
>>166335
political satire
No.166339
>>166332
I am really not into that kind of girl
damn, I didn't realize I could be that not-into a girl that isn't 200 pounds
No.166340
>>166321
I know it's where I stole the plan from.
>>166322
I've had it once and not too much of it but it kept me alive.
>>166323
I know you do cutie, it's why I do it.
>>166324
yessss
No.166342
>>166340
Sleep with me because Bit won't!
No.166343
>>166337
wonderful!
btw do you play cards a lot or what?
No.166344
>>166338
night magi, sleep well
No.166345
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>>166339
oops didnt mean to double post that
It's my ex gf ;-;
No.166346
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>>166340
i haven't got division yet haha:3
>>166343
no but youR answer is TU-160
No.166347
I am back. Was up for a few hours now, still feel like utter shit. Maybe I SHOULDN'T have done that nap…
No.166348
>>166340
there were a few nights back in new york I was drinking shots of straight everclear right out of the bottle and chasing with 120proof moonshine, with as much said, I slept on the bathroom floor those nights.
No.166349
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No.166350
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>>166345
I'd say "you did good" but I can't really back that up
>>166349
li'l bit!
No.166351
>>166347
Forgot to put an image…fuck me…
No.166352
>>166346
oh all right
and one more thing
when are you hoping to move to the u.s.
No.166353
No.166354
>>166337
Tired, but hurting a little less than usual, you alright?
>>166338
Take care.
No.166355
>>166350
She is one of the only people who is a bigger degenerate than me. It's not always about looks
No.166356
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>>166352
When i finish my degree
when i can get a green card
No.166357
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>>166342
If you can get bit to sleep with you then I will too.
Otherwise I don't want to be your sloppy seconds!
>>166346
Yeah cause you don't like me playing with you clearly!
>>166348
Aw I'll probably not be too much better if I actually drink that much, I don't know though.
>>166349
I'm not that creative, I'm just my levels of sane after all.
No.166359
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>>166357
it won't be sloppy seconds if you are first!
No.166360
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>>166354
thats good to hear ocelot, i'll be fine :3
>>166357
i get after my exam hand in if thats sounds like a deal to you
No.166361
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>>166350
?
>>166357
Not happening and ah think I will lay down now baibai
No.166363
…I am feeling like utter SHIT today. (in the depressed as fuck way and a little in the physical way, am a bit sick)
No.166364
No.166365
>>166357
I don't often go too far, and I learned my limits by exceeding them, not slowly working up to them, I do so much love alcohol though, being drunk is the best.
I was well wasted in these, grim caped them.
No.166366
>>166364
Yeah…I don't feel much like talking to people…Just want a moment without interaction or people speaking to me…
No.166367
>>166363
Hey drank
What's wrong pal?
Tell your boo about it
No.166369
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
who is current best musical artist and why is it DAYA?
No.166370
…I have to go now… (my entire body feels like a log ATM)
No.166371
>>166370
I didnt wanna reply because you said you needed space
night tho bae
No.166373
>>166365
Oh well we've talked before hun if you don't remember.
How is there with you?
>>166361
Night night hun, have sweet dreams.
>>166360
When your exams end babe?
>>166359
But you didn't ask me first!
No.166374
>>166373
Friday, so hold in there
No.166375
>>166373
that's ostsan, I introduced him to 4chan back in the day, and then we were room mates, and now he's in japan.
No.166377
>>166376
For our marriage?
No idea.
>>166375
Aw thats cool.
I bet he is a cool dude..
>>166374
Alright then we can fuck on friday then.
Hopefully you study lots up to that point.
No.166378
>>166377
what does that even mean
I never got a pretty ring so we're not and never were married
No.166379
>>166378
I got us rings but decided to wear them both myself to increase my pimp hands power.
No.166381
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>>166376
WHEN IM SCREAMING ALLUH AKBA OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN SKI MASK :3 ily
>>166377
DEAL
No.166382
>>166379
I'll pull mine off your dirty, unsoaped hands with my teeth
No.166383
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>>166380
you're the funeral?
>>166381
why a ski mask
it's like 75 degrees Fahrenheit I don't think you want to wear one
ily too
No.166384
>>166383
The star of it anyways.
No.166385
>>166382
They are clean! Though I'd enjoy that so you'd be encouraging me.
>>166381
Alright you gonna be mine and brat's concubine. It all works out now.
No.166386
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>>166377
yeah, he's cool, he's also a nuke in the navy, but his ship is more funner.
No.166387
>>166383
I CAN HANDLE IT
>>166385
TFW when your concubine to brat
No.166388
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>>166384
I'm not familiar with these things
does that mean you're the undertaker or whatever it's called, or the one getting buried
why would we bury you when you're alive
>>166385
what do you mean you'd enjoy it? me having my mouth on your fingers?
>>166385
>>166387
I could use google but that ruins the surprise
w-what's a concubine
No.166389
>>166388
I'm being buried.
What's not fun about being buried alive?
>cocubine
Think it's like a mistress or something. Don't ask me though.
No.166390
>>166388
>concubine
a woman who cohabits with a man to whom she is not legally married, especially one regarded as socially or sexually subservient; mistress. 2. (among polygamous peoples) a secondary wife, usually of inferior rank.
No.166391
>>166388
Concubine : (in polygamous societies) a woman who lives with a man but has lower status than his wife or wives.
>>166388
Exactly that, playful forcefulness is alway a plus
No.166392
>>165771
I'd like to see samus be raped by a metroid.
No.166396
>>166389
I'm not sure
I've never been buried so I wouldn't know
>>166390
I don't want you to be that to me though
I don't see you as lesser to me, and if you were something you would be my husband
>>166391
what's wrong with you
you bully me for all these things but then you turn around and say you want me to suck on your dirty fingers
how is that not worse
No.166398
>>166395
holding like that time long ago
No.166401
>>166398
A-are you going to let go?
No.166402
>>166396
Me neither. I guess it's a metaphor for sleep, which I'll do now. This is always a nice album to sleep to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9pgIVcB3rk
No.166403
>>166396
I am a simple man, I don't know what you expect.
Just follow along my plans and everything will work out for the best.
No.166404
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>>166402
ooh nice my ears were bored
night night
>>166403
when I don't even know your plans that frightens me
No.166406
>>166404
It's okay hun, I don't even know my own plans yet.
I just do what seems fun.
No.166407
>>166396
>>166403
>husband
erm well urrrrm eeek
>>166401
no are you alight?
No.166408
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>>166405
>>166406
that's even scarier
you're gonna like force me to watch something horrible while you fantasize about having your dirty fingers sucked on
No.166409
Some one post their dick please
No.166411
>>166407
Your heart beats so sure and slow, it falls like the last domino.
No.166412
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>>166407
would you prefer wife?
No.166413
>>166408
>>166408
I probably will force you to watch something horrible after we finish bike boys.
Spekaing of which we should watch more just cause I'm tired and we can watch that till I pass out.
>>166407
>blackjack
>husband
It's okay I know better hun, gonna get the pretty dress ready for you and everything.
No.166414
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>>166408
I got a progress report from my doctors, this is what they said strengths i have:
>Good learning skills
>Good people skills
>Self confident
>Intelligent
>Good sense of humor
>Creative
I was pretty complimented by the report. Apparently they dont know what kind of schizophrenia i have. They even think i may have 2 types of schizophrenia. This is 4 years now ive been diagnosed schizophrenic.
No.166415
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>>166413
you're the one playing the division, not me. All you gotta do is say something like, "hey bitch watch this gay shit with me aight" and you know I will unless I'm busy
No.166416
>>166412
yes i would, im one of those sad people
>>166413
woohooo pretty dresses
No.166417
>>166415
I never know when you are or arne't busy though you slut. I was playing but at the same time I wasn't really.
Alright we gonna watch it here in a sec while I lay in bed and be lazy.
>>166416
Yup then we will tear it off on the hneymoon 10/10 plan.
Now I'm gonna go to "sleep" and by that mean just bully brat and watch bicycles
No.166419
>>166417
okie dokie cokeke and dont tear pretty clothes
No.166420
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>>166414
those all seem like good things. It sounds like you're fairly strong at coping with it too
>>166416
you aren't sad
just don't cut off your dick and maybe use my butt and we can have a healthy relationship
No.166422
>>166420
only if they dont invent a artificial womb kek my life sucks
No.166423
I am Ass Smasher, the destroyer of DOORS.
No.166424
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No.166425
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No.166426
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No.166427
>tfw like god-tier music but refuse to share the majority of it with most
No.166428
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No.166429
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No.166449
>>166415
I actually just hit level 30 in the division.