No.166785
Weather is getting hotter, I can leave my window open and feel good. It's finally over edition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY64h0gPEsU
No.166791
I'm going to burn out by Thursday. Maybe even as early as tomorrow.
No.166792
No.166794
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZjAantupsA
Good music
>>166791
Burn out of what?
>>166792
>not numbering threads.
It's like you hate stats.
No.166796
>>166794
its more like im not interested in stats about a dumb image board
No.166797
>>166780
For you? Like dinner and stuff? That is nice
>>166783
Yea even at 720p it sucks and I really wanted to play that game without any problems
No.166798
File: 1458064071941.jpg (164.16 KB, 500x703, 500:703, d411be02662d8252c3efa5ce2f….jpg)

>>166794
Life? Do people not use that phrase anymore or something?
>>166796
>>>/out/ is that way.
No.166799
No.166800
>>166797
Dinner, breakfast, anything.
I have the best friends, no doubt.
No.166801
>>166798
>Do people not use that phrase anymore
They do.
No.166802
>>166798
Aw no people use burn out but generally they refer to something.
Like I'm going to burn out of this game by thursday.
>>166797
Hard times my friend.
Some companies just hate the PC cause they are bad people.
No.166803
>>166802
i have never heard burn out used that way
No.166804
Burt is back with whiskey
> >166791
No.166805
>>166792
It's what we do!
>>166795
How's it going peanut butter chocolate chip?
No.166806
No.166807
>>166804
>>166806
Here's hoping my heart just gives out and I don't even have to worry about suicide.
No.166808
>>166803
Always how I've heard it used.
>>166804
AWWW YEAH
We drinking tonight burt.
No.166809
>>166808
do you live in the south?
No.166810
>>166805
I'm doing pretty good, although I'm incredibly bored.
How're you doing?
How was the DnD?
No.166812
>>166809
I live in california for half my life and in kentucky for half my life.
So no not really but kentucky is the border state between south and north.
>>166811
stalking
No.166813
>>166812
kentucky is southern enough to me
No.166814
>>166807
Dont be like that please, things may seem bad but you gotta find something good for you not give up like this
>>166808
I might but I cant drink to much I need to save some for St. Patrick's day
No.166815
>>166814
It's too late to find something good Burt, I've already given up.
No.166816
what is st patricks day even supposed to be about besides drinking
No.166817
>>166812
Even for an amd game it still runs like crap sadly
No.166818
File: 1458065068573.jpg (145.65 KB, 776x1000, 97:125, f64deec9cc736d2d640106de2b….jpg)

>>166814
Don't drink any until saint patties day then.
I think I'm gonna get me some irish whiskey as well, but my favorite bar is having some kind of special event so I'm gonna be at that for a while.
>>166816
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Patrick%27s_Day
No.166819
>>166810
Half drunk and tired, might head to bed soon. Been doing great, and the 4 hour DnD session was amazingly fun. What has my cookie been up to?
No.166820
>>166811
We're a group of about eight people. Some I've known for ten years, now. Three of them I frequently visit. Me being home throughtout the weekend is incredibly rare.
>>166819
Absolutely nothing! I woke up to late to go to school, and that was all I had planned for the day.
>Might head to bed soon.
Holy, you hadn't slept yet?
No.166821
>>166815
Its not! I gave up before or thought I did at least and I came back from it and I have been doing better, even drinking a lot less.
>>166816
Its for celebrating St Patrick converting the Irish pagans to Christianity.
>>166818
We shall see if I drink I mean I can drink half or less now then the rest on St. Patricks day.
No.166822
>>166820
Just realized I'm really tired so I'll head to bed now. Take care oatmeal cookie.
No.166826
>>166825
what's the one holding the camera like?
No.166827
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No.166829
>>166827
Yeah right next to you shooting the wrong target and having to re pull up your save.
No.166830
>>166829
I wasn't paying attention! I want to play dark souls now but the game crashes when adding it to obs
No.166831
File: 1458067638116.png (786.02 KB, 797x1219, 797:1219, 81b5f79b3b888d1ef99217695f….png)

>>166829
>re pull up
>>166828
what's he firing at
No.166832
>>166830
It's alright hun, you can just play on your own while I cry myself in a corner.
>>166831
Fuck you I no good word.
No.166834
>>166832
clearly
>>166833
oh
that's ok then
No.166835
>>166832
Geez let me figure it out!
No.166836
File: 1458067981493.png (176.43 KB, 587x886, 587:886, c1827daa33f69bfa0495279f6c….png)

>>166834
Not everyone can word as good as you, gay boy.
>>166835
What is she doing?
No.166837
File: 1458068138946.jpg (298.33 KB, 707x1227, 707:1227, 12879707316cfcad4c0ca456e5….jpg)

>>166836
what did I do to be called gay boy
No.166838
File: 1458068166631.png (387.58 KB, 600x778, 300:389, 4f5a26b40f6b580d181a380e3c….png)

>>166837
Asked for dick pics.
No.166839
>>166836
Think I got it working and dying
No.166840
File: 1458068268129.jpg (348.23 KB, 683x929, 683:929, 8949cc3d9ee716da3be8a7e5ba….jpg)

>>166838
don't make it sound like I did it more than once or begged or something
you said you were bored so I said show me your dick and you did it
fag
No.166841
>>166839
Yeah I see, I never turned it off.
>>166840
You also asked for ass pics queeros.
No.166842
This is a picture of my cock
No.166843
File: 1458068622988.png (258.75 KB, 897x1001, 69:77, d4bf8a5164277aeb11d79ec51d….png)

>>166841
fuck you I asked if cycling made yours bigger and then I said show me because I wanted to see if it had or not because you weren't being helpful
No.166844
>>166843
No you even said you liked looking at butts.
You are a big ol' bowl of queerios.
No.166845
>>166844
I said they're fun to look at it's different
I've already seen your stupid butt from one angle if I wanted to fap to it I would have
No.166846
>>166842
Small like I remember
No.166847
>>166846
Not everyone can be big like you daddy.
>>166845
Nope and you even said when I asked that you fap to 3d men.
So you can't deny that you albino queerio.
No.166848
>>166847
fuck you I haven't done so in like a month
I like men not stupid lala homos like you
No.166850
>>166842
You post your actual dick every other day anyways.
No.166851
File: 1458069142717.jpg (604.3 KB, 1286x909, 1286:909, e7e53ab2b07dd539a8e241e049….jpg)

>>166848
So you did it a month ago, good to know you are a proven gay bay.
No.166853
>>166850
Ive never posted my dick
only tricky dick!
No.166854
>>166853
>doesn't remember the time he got drunk and sent me his dick
No.166855
>>166852
I'd pickle your carrot if you know what I mean.
No.166856
>>166852
Yeah
>>166854
I didnt do that!
No.166857
>>166855
I would pour hot tea on you if you know what I mean
>>166856
No
No.166858
>>166857
I'm glad you still remember all of my fetishes.
No.166859
>>166853
The hell is a tricky dick?
You mean >>166842 ?
No.166860
>>166856
You really want to call my bluff, huh? Will you regret it if I'm not bluffing?
>>166859
Richard Nixons nickname.
No.166862
File: 1458070110822.png (256.16 KB, 500x581, 500:581, ca5714fb4b523e7f59b6bbb3b7….png)

>>166861
Maybe this time you won't get your ass beat to a walking clam. Just imagine how all your adoring fans are laughing while seeing that.
No.166864
>>166863
It's okay you have a fan in me!
Until you get your ass beat by more walking clams that you had to run from.
Watching this makes me really want ot try a 2handed build in dark souls since I never have before.
No.166865
>>166857
>>166859
tricky dick is a nickname of nixon
>>166860
Im not gonna call your bluff
I mean i dont remember anything from when i get drunk at least back then…
No.166866
>>166864
It's always the clams
No.166867
>>166866
Oh and I used sword and shield up until I had to fight this one boss
No.166868
File: 1458070866304.jpg (85.38 KB, 850x1204, 425:602, e14194707945a1082b88c27b06….jpg)

>>166866
>>166866
Well maybe if you didn't look like a fucking nazghoul you might stand a chance.
>>166867
My only run in Dark Souls 1 I used sword and shield. So no idea what anything else is like.
No.166869
File: 1458071116409.png (530.07 KB, 800x1024, 25:32, 0fad3b4802c09ca4cd4b362550….png)

>>166868
Sword and shield is probably the best option, though it depends on what you are comfortable fighting with
No.166870
>>166868
Just trying to build of curse stuff and dying
No.166871
>>166869
In DS2 I did a slutty magic build that I loved. Never used a weapon once I had enough magic that I had enough magic I didn't have to. Just had a staff equiped.
Then 2nd run in DS2 was a mace and shield holy run.
Demon Souls sword and shield
DS1 sword and shield.
So now the question is, which of the 3 games should I play if I do decide to play before DS3 for my 2handed build.
>>166870
Aww well stop trying to do that scrub.
No.166872
>>166871
What about BloodBorne?
No.166873
>>166872
Don't have a ps4 so never played it.
No.166874
File: 1458071629127.png (530.07 KB, 800x1024, 25:32, 0fad3b4802c09ca4cd4b362550….png)

>>166871
I'm going to be doing a run in 1 to get back into the mindset of playing it again. One with 2 handed would be a fair challenge, though I'd go with whatever game you prefer
No.166875
I'm getting drunk tonight
No.166876
>>166875
dont you always burtamaniac?
No.166877
>>166871
But it made me win!
No.166878
>>166875
That ass so flat though, snake why you got shit taste.
>>166874
I'd probably play dark souls 2 just to do a nonmagic run. Probably even pirate the sins of a scholar edition or whatever its called.
Since DS1 is still my least favorite of them.
No.166879
>>166876
Is there anyone here who isn't perpetually drunk? What is this, Russia?
No.166880
>>166879
i rarely drink ;_;
No.166881
>>166876
I use to do that and I mean was drunk a whole lot it was bad but I only do it rarely now
>>166878
Hes just making a joke
No.166883
>>166877
Nu-uh that was me with my top tier cheerleading!
>>166882
Thats cause you aren't old enough to
>>166881
Thats a bad joke then, snake needs to stick to being a retired spy or whatever he is.
No.166885
>>166883
but age doesn't stop people from doing all kinds of things & you told me to remove my good clothes!
No.166886
>>166883
ur a joke kid
Hes an old killer hired to do some wet work
No.166887
>>166885
I told you to remove all your clothes then take pics but you didn't do that.
>falling to your death
God damn it bit.
>>166884
Hello?
No.166888
>>166884
>implying you wouldn't do all of that for free~
No.166889
>>166887
That will never happen and that time it as dark
No.166890
>>166884
I'd pay for a blowjob, then kiss him after he's finished <3
No.166891
>>166886
I still want to watch sunny in phillie one day.
Actually I could just watch metalacolypse today.
>>166889
It as dark, you gonna keep dying now slut, look at you running around naked now. You a regular man whore!
No.166892
No.166894
>ever getting a reply from moe
No.166895
>>166891
Im gonna watch something on netflix tonight dont really care what ill be too drunk too remember hopefully
No.166896
>>166894
That just means he admits it secretly.
No.166897
>>166891
Its for the skeletons not you
No.166898
File: 1458073408136.png (683.91 KB, 840x729, 280:243, 2095078-2095077-suguri_sho….png)

>>166897
So you are saying you want to be attractive to the skeletons, are they your new fetish?
>>166895
Watch space documentaries thats what I always do.
No.166899
>>166898
Might actually be a good idea…
hmmm good work
No.166900
>>166893
Wanna suck my dick? :3
No.166901
>>166900
3 dollars please..
No.166902
>>166898
Probably just walking talking dancing skeletons
No.166903
Its time to take chances, make mistakes, and get messy
No.166904
No.166905
>>166902
Remember when you had normal fetishes? Those were good times.
Still I just gotta get skeleton surgery if I ever need to seduce you, got it.
No.166907
>>166905
2016 is the new skeleton, get with the times grandpa
No.166908
>>166901
<3
You know, I think I have $7.
Guess what that means, cutie?
No.166909
>>166907
Sorry I'm not young and unable to buy alcohol like you!
No.166910
>>166909
I dont need it to have a fun time!
No.166912
I like dad rock
why do people not like it?
No.166913
>>166910
Yeah who needs alcohol when I'm here to have fun!
>>166912
What the fuck is dad rock?
No.166914
>>166906
Do you have the clip where he says "Something something danger zone"?
No.166915
>>166913
apparently my taste in music
I guess just songs your dad listened too
No.166916
No.166917
>>166915
>songs your dad listened too
>your dad listened too
>your dad listened
>your dad
Oh wow way to be rude and inconsiderate!
No.166918
>>166913
Welp guess she hates me now and psh
No.166919
>>166917
>being black
>2016
No.166921
>>166914
No but I will make it
>>166916
I am only 22!
I am young and handsome!
>>166917
you know what I meant
No.166922
>>166921
No I don't, not all of us were so privileged!
Also you are only 22, how the fuck are we the same age when you look like 28 and I look like I'm 15.
>>166919
And even if I was why would that be a problem?
>>166918
What happens when you break all those womens hearts Bit.
No.166923
>>166922
I become the ultimate skeleton
No.166924
>>166922
>joke
>your head
The implication is that if you don't have a father, you're probably black. Since, you know, black men don't usually stick around.
No.166925
>>166922
Im not saying you had a dad but peoples dads listened to the music i listen too and its rock from the 70-80s therefor its dadrock blah blah
Do i really look that old?
…
No.166926
>>166924
The joke was obvious it didn't go over my head, I was just attempting to bait you was all.
>>166923
Then you get all the skeleton putang?
>>166925
You sure as fuck don't look 22. If you shaved I bet you'd look around 25 but the beard is adding time.
Still 70s/80s is where I listen to most my music.
I've been listening to manowar a lot recently and they are from the 80s
No.166928
>>166927
Doesn't that mean death to yourself? I'm bout to go nap so you can turn the stream off now hun, it was fun while it lasted.
No.166929
>>166926
>>166928
No it was just a costume and ah ok cya later then
No.166930
File: 1458075810286.jpg (141.69 KB, 708x999, 236:333, sample-0404a7c9ba595ebf7a0….jpg)

>>166927
Death to you after you get jumped by 3 big ones lol
No.166931
>>166928
Catch you later <3
No.166932
>>166926
I cant look that old stop messing with me…
No.166933
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No.166934
>>166932
You really do.
Magi how old do you think burt looks
>>166931
Later after you answer this question.
No.166935
File: 1458075924199.jpg (405.99 KB, 1000x739, 1000:739, 986b5bfb067d63118b000916fe….jpg)

>>166932
Nah you look your age Burt, the beard does put a few years on you, but it's not that bad
No.166936
>>166934
>>166935
Thank you
you get it
No.166937
>>166935
Dont lie to him you slt, he looks old!
That'd be like tell me I look my age.
No.166939
>>166937
I'm not lying, he doesn't look a day over 25. I think he looks rugged :3
No.166940
>>166939
He looks like he could be my dad he is so old!
Okay I sleep now be back anywhere between 1 hr and 8 hrs
No.166941
>>166940
Ok, catch you later <3
No.166943
>>166940
You just aren't used to seeing someone so handsome and young and it makes you think im old
No.166946
File: 1458076516106.png (159.14 KB, 500x337, 500:337, tumblr_mzc42ky8dZ1rf4bsdo6….png)

No.166948
File: 1458076622504.png (229.27 KB, 632x767, 632:767, 12509388_1508444579451240_….png)

Hi everyone!
i hope you are all having a wonderful day, and dont worry burt you only look like you are 40
No.166949
>>166947
>>166948
Hey i am max level in the division on xbox one :)
No.166950
ITS FILTHY FRANK MOTHAFUCKA
ITS FILTHY FRANK, BIIEETCH!
No.166951
File: 1458076851760.png (78.87 KB, 1154x692, 577:346, u_mad_bro__by_armenci-d66r….png)

>>166949
nice!
glad you are enjoying it that much!
No.166952
>>166948
heh, Hey Date <3 How's you?
No.166953
>>166948
Another one who is jealous i see
>>166949
you're pretty good
No.166955
>>166953
I'm disappointed I'm still only level 32 in BDO. I just kinda stopped playing. I'm not gonna uninstall it yet but i havent played in a while. What about you?
No.166956
>>166952
Magi! <3
>>166954
Well, I dunno. Thought I would make a blast-like entrance for once!
No.166957
>>166952
magi<3
im doing great played alot ofcsgo with akari and now im just watching some pro csgo matches
and you?
>>166953
jokes on you i like your beard its cool
No.166958
>>166956
I've just made this for entrance.
No.166959
>>166955
still lvl 40 and getting materials slowly but I have been distracted by many other games
>>166957
Good taste my beard is nice you are good people
No.166960
>>166959
Yup I basically switched to the Division came out. I figured that would happen.
No.166961
File: 1458077327806.png (688.54 KB, 655x942, 655:942, fa3f5bf985c3ea2c8b2e032f2a….png)

>>166956
Hey Drank <3 how's you?
>>166957
Nice I'm just watching dark soul's stuff and chilling myself
No.166962
>>166961
Hey Magi. Having a good evening?
No.166963
>>166960
>>166960
when it came out*
No.166964
>>166958
…What cartoon was that from again? I feel like I saw that one.
>>166961
I am doing fine. How is your Irish self doing?
No.166965
>>166959
you are really conceited today burt thats good!
>>166961
ah sounds super comfy <3
i hope it continues that way
No.166966
File: 1458077535711.png (239.33 KB, 741x1000, 741:1000, e6dbc8c9613d9fde3ec8556c8b….png)

>>166962
Hey <3 Yeah just relaxing while browsing and checking out some dark souls stuff
What about yourself?
>>166964
Just watching some dark soul's stuff, and checking out stuff for my new pc
>>166965
Likewise <3
No.166967
No.166968
>>166960
my backlog is big and other people want me to play games too
such is life
>>166965
I decided to ignore the negative thoughts today for once helps people said i was attractive recently though im sure they were all lying.
No.166969
>>166966
About the same. And watching a little wrestling.
No.166970
>>166968
I'm always alone in my gaming experiences. I don't really play with other people often… Makes me feel bad I don't play more games with my Steam friends.
No.166971
>>166968
I wasn't lying :3
>>166969
Nice <3 You planning on getting dark soul's 3 when it releases?
No.166972
>>166966
Nice. I am planning on chillaxing as well. Mario Kart 8 has almost became like a fucking drug to me, now that I got a WiiU.
>>166967
Ooh, it has been a WHILE since I last saw Mulan.
No.166973
File: 1458077831209.png (543.06 KB, 563x750, 563:750, 6951d1527b2baa99c73cef8e0d….png)

>>166972
Mario Kart's fun, haven't played one in a long time, how many hour's you put into it so far?
No.166974
>>166970
I just play when asked
i never ask im to shy for that
>>166971
No.166975
>>166966
<3
>>166968
ah i bet magi told you, you were cute and now you are being all haughty
No.166976
File: 1458077877863.png (50.77 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_n4csqo7sPe1rxipgco1….png)

soooooo how is everybody doing on this very fine evening
your ears are being soothed by the blackjack show.
well up we next we have the most flowiest jazz band in all of New Orleans i hope you enjoy the audio feast of Jimmy and the three Crickets.
No.166977
>>166971
I haven't played the other two so i don't think so.
>>166972
Same with me actually.
No.166978
>>166976
hey there mouhamed
No.166979
>>166973
It is. Probably have put about 3-4 hours into the game? Maybe 5? Yeah, this game's gonna have a shit ton of gameplay by me…
>>166977
Huh. Nice. What is one of your favourite Disney film?
No.166980
>>166979
Probably treasure planet. But i'm not entirely sure.
No.166981
File: 1458078076443.jpg (326.72 KB, 800x1024, 25:32, 191bf505255b58df1f3d4da4e8….jpg)

>>166975
<3
>>166976
Doing great Blackjack, what about yourself?
>>166977
Did you sign up for the free code last week for the first game?
No.166982
>>166981
I did. But i never received a mail.
No.166983
Burt is a delicious daddy dom.
Please fuck me harder, Daddy <3
No.166984
>>166975
There is no one that can call me call cute and make all haughty or act different
No.166985
File: 1458078186098.png (704.26 KB, 594x841, 594:841, e91c81b572ab0b8fcce984c143….png)

>>166979
You can put hours upon hours into it :)
>>166982
Codes are coming tonight or tomorrow, or so reddit tells me
No.166986
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>>166978
well folks looks like we have our first caller on the show and oh what a juicy accusation, that new Orleans number 1 dj,is a shitskin , well i think the folks of this fine city will beg to differ date
>>166981
i may of lost my mind see above
No.166987
No.166989
>>166980
One of mine is probably The Lion King. Again, I am not sure…
>>166985
Yeah… *looks at memories of playing MKWii and thinking about how I got slightly over 100 hours into it from WiFi mode.
No.166990
>>166986
im joking its ok to love your brown brethren
No.166992
>>166985
Ah okay then. Then its just about being patient.
>>166989
There are so many great actually.
No.166994
No.166995
Also can someone help me find pics for new avatar?
No.166996
File: 1458078705903.png (362.21 KB, 670x856, 335:428, d5e33f382e862cd8df90e09d12….png)

>>166989
There's a ton to unlock too, sound's like you have many hours of playing ahead of you :)
>>166992
I was checking, noone's had their code yet it seems, but someone had emailed them and they were told that th e codes are tonight/tomorrow
No.166997
>>166987
MAGI date bullying me again
>>166990
bully newwwwwh
No.166998
>>166996
Ah thats great then!
No.167000
File: 1458078927852.jpg (83.12 KB, 546x1000, 273:500, sample-84e15790de25f115836….jpg)

Now now play nice everyone :P
No.167002
>>167000
I always play nice.
No.167003
>>166996
Yeah, there are…Funny thing is, the first WiFi match I went to, I won. Expected to have my ass served to me on a fuckin' plate. And a couple of nights ago, I was playing a quick round of MK8 online before bed, and I saw someone's Mii have the name of ZUN. …Don't know whether that actually IS ZUN or not (ZUN is the sole creator of 2hu, btw)…If I DID, that would been a VERY great time. Too bad i can't save screenshots that I take on the WiiU. (A screenshot has to be taken and sent to Miiverse in which I DON'T want to do so, I would just like to save the image for myself, maybe even make a demotivational poster out of it, but OH WELL.
No.167004
>>166999
I swore i had another of those images with rise but i cant find it
will you accept a lewd Elizabeth you gave me?
No.167005
File: 1458079122603.png (850.11 KB, 800x1130, 80:113, aa5511721369b3897aee3299d4….png)

im back!
I went to the Indian Spice Market and bought some chips, they taste kinda funky though, I'm not really sure what they taste like.
Also the stuff is mega-greasy so im sure im going to be getting acne up the ass.
No.167007
File: 1458079258075.png (1.09 MB, 723x1023, 241:341, 4be0978bbcbc314e80597eed9a….png)

No.167009
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>167005
>>167005
hey baka you know what to do
No.167013
>>167003
…Aaand I went on a tangent that is WAY longer than needed.
No.167014
>>167012
you go always re-enlist burty
No.167015
>>167009
>to live or die i don't know
i would like to know weather or not im going to live or die, thank you very much
No.167016
File: 1458079627553.png (Spoiler Image, 206.25 KB, 341x547, 341:547, Time to end it all.png)

>>167010
tfw I'd be too ugly for Burt to fuck anyways
No.167017
File: 1458079753569.png (269.78 KB, 595x841, 595:841, c9d4a7bd185e029369f524e71d….png)

>>167011
no I get stupid vac errors in cs because stupid dumb valve can't be bothered to fix bugs with windows 10 and even though the won matches still count it's still fucking dumb to get auto kicked by the system for valse detections during the last round when you're winning
No.167018
File: 1458079784470.png (50.77 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_n4csqo7sPe1rxipgco1….png)

>>167015
>Early at night its drizzling rain
i am hit and feel no pain
but in my heart I have no fear
because my ranger God is here
DO IT BAKA
No.167019
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>167014
I would need to get a waiver or well maybe more and prove my knees are all good again and they aren't
>>167016
Dont be hard on yourself I care for the personality more then anything
No.167020
>>167018
why do you want me to join so bad!
No.167021
File: 1458079991910.png (Spoiler Image, 4.81 KB, 205x186, 205:186, 1450396986886.png)

>>167019
I'm actually probably not that ugly at all but having low self-esteem is attractive.
>>167020
Hey kid wanna /ss/
No.167022
>>167021
Low self esteem is incredibly unattractive
No.167023
>>167017
ah yeah i get where coming from, valves pretty shitty with that stuff
>>167019
shit man how you fuck you legs?
>>167020
you said you're tough and now you got to prove it
No.167025
>>167021
See you are amazing! It is kinda cute sometimes but id rather you like yourself too!
No.167026
File: 1458080260781.png (150.54 KB, 1000x862, 500:431, 2177384-1521051_1268148465….png)

>>167025
I hate myself more than anything else in the world
I am such an unbelievably garbage person.
No.167028
>>167023
I broke my foot decided it wasnt that bad kept running till my knees gave out on me way to much then they told me to leave
>>167026
you are great and I will make you think that way! you are far from garbage!
No.167029
Began to watch Yuru Yuri a couple of days ago. It is actually a decent series so far. I am about 4 episodes in, btw.
No.167030
>>167021
>/ss/
w-what?
I mean uhm… I uh… uhm…
>>167023
fug
No.167031
>>167030
I guess it'd be /sl/ instead? Since you're a little sissy slut and I'm going to pound your ass.
No.167033
File: 1458080911232.png (511.31 KB, 713x779, 713:779, 673fdb3cc9a3703834593976dc….png)

>>167031
he's not even legal
No.167034
>>167032
YOU HAVEN'T TEXTED OR CALLED ME!
>>167031
oh gosh
a-are you sure you don't have the wrong person?
I don't think you'd want to do that stuff to me…
Y-you don't even know me or what I look like!
No.167035
>>167028
fuck, thats bad son, sound similar to my friend how is in the PARA's
>>167030
>>167031
yes if baka is a sissy then,he doesn't have to join
No.167036
>>167032
last time i did that it was a cop
No.167037
File: 1458081018993.jpg (426.93 KB, 828x1169, 828:1169, 07c4a19cfee0835c956bf17751….jpg)

>>167033
16 is legal in my province actually :3
>>167034
What, are you telling me you AREN'T a cute twink?
No.167038
>>167031
Stop being lewd !
No.167039
>>167037
Well, Rager and Dunsel say I'm cute, baby boy called me an angel…
So I guess I'm pretty cute!
Hey do you want to talk in private?
No.167040
I took a shot and now my tummy hurts I regret this
No.167041
>>167035
I got shit luck
better luck next life
>>167038
I agree
cause im jealous and want his attention
No.167042
>>167040
what kind of shot
No.167043
File: 1458081347524.jpg (289.38 KB, 602x1000, 301:500, 41d43441adc16723f7bf55ea9e….jpg)

>>167038
Jealous, Moecrab?
>>167039
Oh, already interested?
I guess we could talk in private, my little slut.
No.167044
File: 1458081423286.jpg (90.29 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, 9230cfa199c9a35482280f9e11….jpg)

>>167043
Of course I'm interested~
Calling me cute and complimenting me, plus calling me a slut is the number 1 way to get me in bed.
Pizza_Migoo on steam
No.167045
>>167041
Can I kiss your tummy ?
>>167042
vodka
No.167046
>>167040
My tummy hurt and I took three glasses of absinthe and now it doesn't.
No.167047
>>167034
I'll have you know I'm a very busy man.
and my benders don't end until the 5 day mark.
No.167048
>>167046
We scandinavians are able to resist a little more.
No.167049
>>167046
Would you let me rub and lick your tummy while you pet me ?
No.167051
>>167043
Are you a different Canada anon?
No.167052
>>167050
b-bend over I want to be lewd with you !
No.167054
>>167048
Only if you don't count the Saami. Speaking of which, why do you hide your flag anyway?
>>167049
Probably not! Though petting people is kinda comfy.
No.167055
File: 1458081728782.jpg (391.33 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, sample_9b8d694d48952ef5b89….jpg)

>>167052
>Bend over
You know Burt is the one who'd be fucking you, right?
No.167056
>>167053
I just wanted to give you the attention you wanted :c
>>167054
w-why not ?
>>167055
grrrr
No.167058
>>167056
'Cause that kind of thing leads to you asking me to cut your dick off and make you eat it or whatever. Tummy rubbing is a gateway drug.
No.167059
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>167055
hes right
>>167056
i apreciate the thought but still no
>>167057
[laughs externally]
No.167060
>>167058
It'd probably end up with me asking to suck your dick over anything
>>167059
pls forgive me
No.167061
>>167059
[screaming externally]
No.167062
File: 1458082097030.png (172.33 KB, 739x869, 739:869, 19c882a776028eeb3813331968….png)

>not old enough for our little nympho
16 and he already wants men twice his age.
No.167063
No.167064
>>167060
[forgives internally]
>>167061
No.167065
>>167060
Well, fine, I guess that'd be okay then. Just no degenerate stuff.
>>167063
Well, break the habit! Skandinavia stronk! If people think Gropy's the only Dane, they'll get a bad impression of Denmark!
No.167067
>>167062
I never said you weren't old enough!
Geeze… And I'm not a whore! I'm just a uh… Cock connoisseur.
No.167068
File: 1458082261551.jpg (372.04 KB, 850x637, 850:637, sample_6d4b4eef77aaf1cc8e4….jpg)

On that note, my dick is up for grabs if you want it Moecrab. And I know you do, so you'd better start begging.
No.167069
No.167070
>>167065
t-thanks
>>167064
*steals your shirt*
No.167071
No.167072
>>167066
[cries externally]
>>167068
dont want your dick just a (you) and some attention please
>>167070
…wtf
No.167074
>>167072
*eats your shirt*
No.167075
Other Canada-Anon is gay.
No.167076
>>167070
No problem.
>>167072
(You)
*attention*
No.167077
>>167073
>>167074
I am so confused
>>167076
oh thanks skandi
didnt expect that
No.167078
>>167075
What, you're straight? Disgusting.
No.167080
>>167077
Well, I generally like you, I just never know how to start a conversation with you, so that was a valiant attempt at doing that.
No.167081
im lurking lewd in the virtual reality
No.167082
>>167078
Bisexual is best sexual.
No.167083
>>167078
just one please.
>>167079
>>167080
If i kne whow to talk to people id tell you but im awful at it myself
No.167085
>>167083
We are talking now though, technically, so my plan kinda worked out!
>>167082
This is correct.
>>167081
Uh! What?
No.167086
>>167078
Show me your dick please~
No.167087
>>167084
>virgin
>greedy
kek
>>167085
You know what's up.
No.167088
>>167085
I got the "gear vr".
Its like the ocolus thing.
And with that I went to this board.
Buts its not very shape.
No.167090
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No.167092
No.167095
>>167090
Cuz I wanna see it? Why else?
No.167096
>>167087
Anyone can understand that gays are limiting themselves too much and heteros are avoiding interesting people, though.
>>167088
Well but, how does that work? To go on an image board in VR? Wouldn't that just be like looking at a screen in real life?
No.167098
>>167085
truly you are a master strategist
>>167089
what if we have the same favorite game…
>>167090
this is bullying!
No.167102
>>167097
<3
>>167096
I just like people.
>>167094
>akari is in the future
>>167092
y-yes, kind of
No.167106
>>167097
>>167091
Where?! Burt?!
>>167098
Oh? What is my favorite game?
No.167108
>>167100
Ads me on steam id/crocodilegirl
No.167110
>>167100
I can see your flag!
>>167106
its spiderman 2
No.167111
>>167097
>>167098
Thank you, thank you! Watch me go back in time and win WW2 as Iceland!
>>167102
Liking people regardless of sex/gender is bisexuality, though! Or pansexuality, if you absolutely want to go down that road.
No.167112
>>167108
I added you months ago, dork
>>167109
<3!
>>167111
Nah, I'm a special enough snowflake at bisexual
I don't even like naming things mostly
>>167110
SHIT
No.167113
>>167096
Yes… its like you being in a very big globe with a bit light from the bottom and the top.
You being in the middle with nothing but the brwoser taps flighing infront of you.
yes it looks creepy
No.167116
>>167109
SUP YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER!
No.167117
>>167112
I thought there was two anons!
???
Don't you have a name normally
No.167118
>>167065
Well i prefer as it is now.
People can always ask.
>>167109
Hey Magi. You seem really happy.
>>167115
Whats happening?
No.167119
Cananon is nice, I like him~
No.167121
No.167124
>>167114
Little boy
>>167117
I don't know how many there are!
I never have a name.
>>167119
Me? Or the other one that posts Persona stuff.
>>167120
No.167125
No.167126
>>167119
you like everyone with a dick
No.167127
File: 1458084123176.png (339.21 KB, 1200x870, 40:29, 56487c36f501571d6b8fbb951a….png)

>>167111
Hey Skandi <3 How's you?
>>167112
<3
>>167115
STEAM DOWN PANIC STATIONS!
>>167116
Hey Blackjack <3
>>167118
I'm in good form :D
>>167120
;) <3
No.167128
I wish i was an emotionless cyborg
>>167111
I know you can do it
except wasnt it part of denmark in ww2?
or was it a personal union?
>>167112
No.167129
>>167124
I thought you posted as Anonymous
No.167132
No.167134
I'm awake after only 2 hrs you nerds.
Now its time for alcohol and bitches.
But mostly alcohol.
No.167135
>>167129
It's my lack of name, yes.
>>167128
gross
No.167136
>>167132
Hey Anon <3
>>167134
You didn't sleep for long :P
No.167137
>>167124
You!
>>167126
I like everyone that is aggressive with me~
And are you callin me a slut?
No.167138
>>167127
Thats nice to hear. I wish i was in good form too.
No.167139
>>167131
what are we gonna do…?
No.167141
>>167112
Naming things is convenient, though! It compresses a long explanation into a single word.
>>167113
Huuuh. Is it possible for you to take a screenshot? I'm kinda curious as to how it looks.
>>167118
That's racist!
>>167127
I'm doing pretty okay! I woke up at 1pm and felt like complete shit, until like 11pm when the headache subsided. What about you, then?
>>167128
Well, it stopped being Danish in 1944! But yeah, at that point it'd just been a personal union for twenty years or so.
No.167144
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>167136
I said 1 to 8 hrs.
Though in reality people forced me to wake up to eat dinner.
Now people go listen to good music from the 80s
No.167145
>>167135
No with the actual name Anonymous
As opposed to lewdie
Are you bamboo tank on steam?
No.167146
>>167141
Not really though. I'm just used to not using flags.
No.167149
>>167135
I went to Manitoba once
canada is nice
would go again
>>167140
I lie to myself all the time yes
>>167141
drunk burt knowledge of history +1
thanks skandi
No.167150
No.167153
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No.167154
>>167147
Oh my~
>>167149
I had to look it up tbh.
No.167155
>>167147
no its not pervert!
No.167157
>>167136
Hey Magi!
>>167137
O-oh gosh. What'd I do?
>>167141
I'm a bigger fan of just not explaining things. Like when I tell people I'm on hormones they ask if I'm trans, and I'm like I dunno. I just take em to look more androgynous.
>>167142
eyy i luh u bby
>>167145
I was really hoping I could go without my real name being said here, but yeah
>>167149
Never been, I'd rather go out East.
>>167152
Little ol man.
No.167158
>>167137
I thought about insulting you now but I dont want to give you this plessure.
How are you? :3
>>167139
I dont know….
>>167141
Got this one from the internet.
Here it dont looks so creepy but when you wearing it its feels different because it tracks every move.
No.167159
File: 1458084616660.png (966.28 KB, 837x1400, 837:1400, f899678a3c9de92bcc1aeb2420….png)

>>167138
Not feeling too good today C?
>>167141
Good that it lifted :)
I'm good, going to put in my last order to get my final pc stuff in a bit and chilling
What you drinking tonight?
>>167144
I see, how you doing in the division?
No.167160
>>167153
Hey doll~
How are you doing?
It's nice to see you again<3
No.167161
>>167157
Oh. Sorry. So this >>167151 isn't you?
That's confusing…
No.167162
File: 1458084746192.jpg (325.71 KB, 905x1280, 181:256, 9ab4233dd776bcb2512cd54df8….jpg)

>>167147
>>167159
I just getting on cause a friend got up. I've basically 100% the starting area while waiting for them finding all the collectibles.
Still fun game that I enjoy. I honestly think if I was to play it entirely solo it might be a bit boring though. But it is an mmo so kind of natural and if I didn't have friends who got it I was just gonna play with /vg/ anyways.
No.167164
>>167159
Oh i do. I'm as chill as i could be right now.
>>167160
Thanks. I'm fine and i'm finally having a little alone time before my friend returns thursday.
How are you?
No.167165
File: 1458084853482.jpg (352.8 KB, 818x933, 818:933, 42b92aa9d231a72cca6f7a6bdf….jpg)

faggots and bisexual "people" are actually gross
No.167166
>>167161
Nope. That's the other gayer Canadian.
>>167163
No.167167
No.167168
File: 1458084950252.jpg (824.53 KB, 1255x1771, 1255:1771, 347f3341256e9a5da24bc4690f….jpg)

>>167165
Unless they are cute and want to sex me as the straight man I am, this is true.
No.167170
File: 1458084981466.jpg (617.72 KB, 673x956, 673:956, 10494d77e3cfd46e6a484e8e7c….jpg)

>>167157
How's you?
>>167162
That's good of you :) Is there much to do in it?
>>167164
I see, did your friend visit?
No.167171
>>167164
Alone times really important for humans
But I prefer to spend it talking to those I really like~
>>167168
>>167168
>>167168
>>167168
>>167168
>>167168
>>167168
>>167168
>>167168
THIS
No.167172
>>167166
Oh
Well he was the one I meant to ask to add me
No.167173
>>167166
If you keep calling me gayer I'll have to put you in your place.
>>167165
Sounds like you need a good dicking.
No.167174
>>167157
Well, then you can just say you're on hormones but not a trans, though! And the word "trans" carries a lot of meaning, there!
>>167158
Oh, uhm! That looks really weird!
>>167159
I'm back on the extremely cheap "absinth"! 'Cause when I thought about it, it wasn't actually that bad.
>>167165
"Humans" who have penises should be executed.
No.167175
File: 1458085036874.png (340.43 KB, 398x582, 199:291, marika_tachibana_smug_face….png)

>>167165
im off the hook then :3
No.167176
>tfw no canadian elizabeth (you)
>>167154
and i didnt!
>>167157
Id go wheverer i got friends!
but the roads are shit in manitoba just saying
No.167177
>>167174
Colgate isn't that bad flavour wise lol
No.167178
>>167170
Yes he did. He was here from yesterday till just about 30 minutes ago. And then he comes by again thursday.
>>167171
Same here. But there is something different about being with others physically than over the internet. Its not the same type of energy you use.
No.167179
File: 1458085160389.jpg (61.28 KB, 690x739, 690:739, 55ab43a6d0460cffd98bae1657….jpg)

>>167168
bikes when
>>167173
I'd need to see it
>>167174
this is written law in some parts of the world, or so I've heard
No.167180
File: 1458085223751.png (599.46 KB, 579x819, 193:273, 89e65381a9023a2f6aebfd2a07….png)

No.167181
>>167170
Okay I guess. Feeling kind of off though. How are you?
>>167172
See? Like I said, gay.
>>167173
Yeah you could try I guess, fuckboi.
>>167174
Naaahh I just don't say nothing.
>>167176
I ain't got no friends.
No.167182
>>167180
grrrrrr!
>>167181
im your friend
No.167183
someone send your boy some nudes
>>167178
Yeaaaah I feel you unfortunately
I only come here because I barely like the people I know in real life
Kinda fucked up the bad ending we got to wind up here yeah?
No.167184
File: 1458085406208.png (381.37 KB, 695x1000, 139:200, dc83df12369580c1e8c6d91bae….png)

>>167178
Nice, something to look forward to then :)
>>167181
I'm in good form, have been the past few days. You up to much yourself?
No.167185
>>167177
It's somewhat awkward that you remembered that, but, yeah, it's really not so bad.
>>167181
Well, shutting up forever is a solution as well, I guess.
No.167186
File: 1458085624521.jpg (138.15 KB, 516x729, 172:243, 198ebb45912b914337209b8088….jpg)

>>167183
Yeah, i get you.
>>167184
Absolutely. But now i have time to post a little here before bed and such.
No.167187
>>167169
Response wasn't meant for you, misquote. Here look how sexy in game character.
>>167170
Yes/no?
Lots of collectibles to get and tons of missions to do, though they are all kind of the same. I'd say the one thing to note for anyone or at the very least me/my friends. We can't play anything on normal the game would actually be retard we could play while asleep on easy mode. We have to play on a harder difficulty.
>>167179
Fuck you, we were gonna watch it early in the afternoon, now I'm being gay with a friend in the division so you are going to have to wait a bit.
No.167188
>>167182
y-you consider me your friend?
>>167184
Just sitting around and procrastinating chores. Exciting stuff.
>>167185
Shutting up forever is my craft
No.167190
File: 1458085811912.jpg (Spoiler Image, 89.72 KB, 631x737, 631:737, 03197e6f6437c6527a0516229a….jpg)

No.167191
>>167181
You don't have to be so Tsun you know, I don't mind boys who are direct about wanting me.
No.167192
>>167187
You never said anything
I wasn't doing time commiting for like 4 hours earlier
No.167194
File: 1458085858644.jpg (346.73 KB, 765x1080, 17:24, a86ed003d7e3dd281e2fc12bd3….jpg)

>>167185
I have a good memory at times, why would that be awkward? :P
>>167186
Not a bad way to spend the rest of your evening :)
>>167187
I see, I'd rather play it on the hardest settings, makes games much more fun and rewarding, but then I'm a masochist lol
>>167188
Ah, well I suppose it could be worse.
No.167195
>>167188
you didnt consider me one….?
thats two canadians who wont love me…
>>167191
love me!
No.167196
>>167191
Nah, I don't really want anyone though.
I have returned to my roots of inno-cence
>>167194
Could aaaalways be worse.
No.167197
No.167198
>>167191
That's good then
Add me on steam and show me your cock thanks :)