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 No.166785

Weather is getting hotter, I can leave my window open and feel good. It's finally over edition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY64h0gPEsU

 No.166791

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I'm going to burn out by Thursday. Maybe even as early as tomorrow.


 No.166792

>numbering threads


 No.166794

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZjAantupsA

Good music

>>166791

Burn out of what?

>>166792

>not numbering threads.

It's like you hate stats.


 No.166795

File: 1458063982329.gif (221.64 KB, 256x192, 4:3, Giggle Right.gif)

Heyo, Kyoko.


 No.166796

>>166794

its more like im not interested in stats about a dumb image board


 No.166797

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>>166780

For you? Like dinner and stuff? That is nice

>>166783

Yea even at 720p it sucks and I really wanted to play that game without any problems


 No.166798

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>>166794

Life? Do people not use that phrase anymore or something?

>>166796

>>>/out/ is that way.


 No.166799


 No.166800

File: 1458064216615.gif (9.68 KB, 256x192, 4:3, Kay-Grin.gif)

>>166797

Dinner, breakfast, anything.

I have the best friends, no doubt.


 No.166801

>>166798

>Do people not use that phrase anymore

They do.


 No.166802

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>>166798

Aw no people use burn out but generally they refer to something.

Like I'm going to burn out of this game by thursday.

>>166797

Hard times my friend.

Some companies just hate the PC cause they are bad people.


 No.166803

>>166802

i have never heard burn out used that way


 No.166804

File: 1458064469562.png (175.21 KB, 277x286, 277:286, 1429241725899.png)

Burt is back with whiskey

> >166791


 No.166805

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>>166792

It's what we do!

>>166795

How's it going peanut butter chocolate chip?


 No.166806

>>166804

messed up link

>>166791


 No.166807

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>>166804

>>166806

Here's hoping my heart just gives out and I don't even have to worry about suicide.


 No.166808

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>>166803

Always how I've heard it used.

>>166804

AWWW YEAH

We drinking tonight burt.


 No.166809

>>166808

do you live in the south?


 No.166810

>>166805

I'm doing pretty good, although I'm incredibly bored.

How're you doing?

How was the DnD?


 No.166811

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 No.166812

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>>166809

I live in california for half my life and in kentucky for half my life.

So no not really but kentucky is the border state between south and north.

>>166811

stalking


 No.166813

>>166812

kentucky is southern enough to me


 No.166814

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>>166807

Dont be like that please, things may seem bad but you gotta find something good for you not give up like this

>>166808

I might but I cant drink to much I need to save some for St. Patrick's day


 No.166815

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>>166814

It's too late to find something good Burt, I've already given up.


 No.166816

what is st patricks day even supposed to be about besides drinking


 No.166817

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>>166812

Even for an amd game it still runs like crap sadly


 No.166818

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>>166814

Don't drink any until saint patties day then.

I think I'm gonna get me some irish whiskey as well, but my favorite bar is having some kind of special event so I'm gonna be at that for a while.

>>166816

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Patrick%27s_Day


 No.166819

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>>166810

Half drunk and tired, might head to bed soon. Been doing great, and the 4 hour DnD session was amazingly fun. What has my cookie been up to?


 No.166820

>>166811

We're a group of about eight people. Some I've known for ten years, now. Three of them I frequently visit. Me being home throughtout the weekend is incredibly rare.

>>166819

Absolutely nothing! I woke up to late to go to school, and that was all I had planned for the day.

>Might head to bed soon.

Holy, you hadn't slept yet?


 No.166821

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>>166815

Its not! I gave up before or thought I did at least and I came back from it and I have been doing better, even drinking a lot less.

>>166816

Its for celebrating St Patrick converting the Irish pagans to Christianity.

>>166818

We shall see if I drink I mean I can drink half or less now then the rest on St. Patricks day.


 No.166822

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>>166820

Just realized I'm really tired so I'll head to bed now. Take care oatmeal cookie.


 No.166823

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>>166822

Nini, Tomato.


 No.166824

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 No.166825

File: 1458066748041.jpg (42.86 KB, 720x405, 16:9, me and my friends.jpg)


 No.166826

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>>166825

what's the one holding the camera like?


 No.166827

File: 1458067336136.jpg (77.55 KB, 697x960, 697:960, 11206023_962071387191924_3….jpg)

Best Hitman!


 No.166828

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>>166826

this is him


 No.166829

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>>166827

Yeah right next to you shooting the wrong target and having to re pull up your save.


 No.166830

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>>166829

I wasn't paying attention! I want to play dark souls now but the game crashes when adding it to obs


 No.166831

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>>166829

>re pull up

>>166828

what's he firing at


 No.166832

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>>166830

It's alright hun, you can just play on your own while I cry myself in a corner.

>>166831

Fuck you I no good word.


 No.166833

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>>166831

Commies


 No.166834

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>>166832

clearly

>>166833

oh

that's ok then


 No.166835

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>>166832

Geez let me figure it out!


 No.166836

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>>166834

Not everyone can word as good as you, gay boy.

>>166835

What is she doing?


 No.166837

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>>166836

what did I do to be called gay boy


 No.166838

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>>166837

Asked for dick pics.


 No.166839

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>>166836

Think I got it working and dying


 No.166840

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>>166838

don't make it sound like I did it more than once or begged or something

you said you were bored so I said show me your dick and you did it

fag


 No.166841

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>>166839

Yeah I see, I never turned it off.

>>166840

You also asked for ass pics queeros.


 No.166842

File: 1458068467369.jpg (Spoiler Image, 173.56 KB, 960x539, 960:539, Uno.jpg)

This is a picture of my cock


 No.166843

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>>166841

fuck you I asked if cycling made yours bigger and then I said show me because I wanted to see if it had or not because you weren't being helpful


 No.166844

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>>166843

No you even said you liked looking at butts.

You are a big ol' bowl of queerios.


 No.166845

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>>166844

I said they're fun to look at it's different

I've already seen your stupid butt from one angle if I wanted to fap to it I would have


 No.166846

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>>166842

Small like I remember


 No.166847

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>>166846

Not everyone can be big like you daddy.

>>166845

Nope and you even said when I asked that you fap to 3d men.

So you can't deny that you albino queerio.


 No.166848

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>>166847

fuck you I haven't done so in like a month

I like men not stupid lala homos like you


 No.166849

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>>166846

ITS AVERAGE SIZE


 No.166850

>>166842

You post your actual dick every other day anyways.


 No.166851

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>>166848

So you did it a month ago, good to know you are a proven gay bay.


 No.166852

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 No.166853

File: 1458069239999.jpg (1.4 MB, 2180x1768, 545:442, trickydick.jpg)

>>166850

Ive never posted my dick

only tricky dick!


 No.166854

>>166853

>doesn't remember the time he got drunk and sent me his dick


 No.166855

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>>166852

I'd pickle your carrot if you know what I mean.


 No.166856

File: 1458069416814.webm (545.75 KB, 720x544, 45:34, YEAHH.webm)

>>166852

Yeah

>>166854

I didnt do that!


 No.166857

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>>166855

I would pour hot tea on you if you know what I mean

>>166856

No


 No.166858

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>>166857

I'm glad you still remember all of my fetishes.


 No.166859

>>166853

The hell is a tricky dick?

You mean >>166842 ?


 No.166860

>>166856

You really want to call my bluff, huh? Will you regret it if I'm not bluffing?

>>166859

Richard Nixons nickname.


 No.166861

File: 1458070041822.jpg (242.06 KB, 1024x1200, 64:75, 52852948_p0.jpg)

>>166858

Seems legit


 No.166862

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>>166861

Maybe this time you won't get your ass beat to a walking clam. Just imagine how all your adoring fans are laughing while seeing that.


 No.166863

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 No.166864

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>>166863

It's okay you have a fan in me!

Until you get your ass beat by more walking clams that you had to run from.

Watching this makes me really want ot try a 2handed build in dark souls since I never have before.


 No.166865

File: 1458070664306.webm (772.77 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Perfect Cell is perfect.webm)

>>166857

>>166859

tricky dick is a nickname of nixon

>>166860

Im not gonna call your bluff

I mean i dont remember anything from when i get drunk at least back then…


 No.166866

File: 1458070672692.jpg (163.75 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 43343961_p0.jpg)

>>166864

It's always the clams


 No.166867

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>>166866

Oh and I used sword and shield up until I had to fight this one boss


 No.166868

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>>166866

>>166866

Well maybe if you didn't look like a fucking nazghoul you might stand a chance.

>>166867

My only run in Dark Souls 1 I used sword and shield. So no idea what anything else is like.


 No.166869

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>>166868

Sword and shield is probably the best option, though it depends on what you are comfortable fighting with


 No.166870

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>>166868

Just trying to build of curse stuff and dying


 No.166871

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>>166869

In DS2 I did a slutty magic build that I loved. Never used a weapon once I had enough magic that I had enough magic I didn't have to. Just had a staff equiped.

Then 2nd run in DS2 was a mace and shield holy run.

Demon Souls sword and shield

DS1 sword and shield.

So now the question is, which of the 3 games should I play if I do decide to play before DS3 for my 2handed build.

>>166870

Aww well stop trying to do that scrub.


 No.166872

>>166871

What about BloodBorne?


 No.166873

>>166872

Don't have a ps4 so never played it.


 No.166874

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>>166871

I'm going to be doing a run in 1 to get back into the mindset of playing it again. One with 2 handed would be a fair challenge, though I'd go with whatever game you prefer


 No.166875

File: 1458071726633.webm (2.72 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, you got a great butt.webm)

I'm getting drunk tonight


 No.166876

>>166875

dont you always burtamaniac?


 No.166877

File: 1458071852191.jpg (205.22 KB, 1280x1400, 32:35, 54989150_p0.jpg)

>>166871

But it made me win!


 No.166878

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>>166875

That ass so flat though, snake why you got shit taste.

>>166874

I'd probably play dark souls 2 just to do a nonmagic run. Probably even pirate the sins of a scholar edition or whatever its called.

Since DS1 is still my least favorite of them.


 No.166879

>>166876

Is there anyone here who isn't perpetually drunk? What is this, Russia?


 No.166880

>>166879

i rarely drink ;_;


 No.166881

File: 1458072001910.webm (7.85 MB, 480x360, 4:3, TrollToll.webm)

>>166876

I use to do that and I mean was drunk a whole lot it was bad but I only do it rarely now

>>166878

Hes just making a joke


 No.166882

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 No.166883

File: 1458072210021.png (3.73 MB, 5000x4000, 5:4, 1451609783074.png)

>>166877

Nu-uh that was me with my top tier cheerleading!

>>166882

Thats cause you aren't old enough to

>>166881

Thats a bad joke then, snake needs to stick to being a retired spy or whatever he is.


 No.166884

File: 1458072281583.jpg (70.45 KB, 708x960, 59:80, 1452108426467.jpg)

hello ?


 No.166885

File: 1458072462630.jpg (373.38 KB, 1024x1200, 64:75, 47734759_p0.jpg)

>>166883

but age doesn't stop people from doing all kinds of things & you told me to remove my good clothes!


 No.166886

File: 1458072612848.mp4 (4.06 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Drinking Paint.mp4)

>>166883

ur a joke kid

Hes an old killer hired to do some wet work


 No.166887

File: 1458072614826.jpg (183.54 KB, 425x600, 17:24, tomoyo 25.jpg)

>>166885

I told you to remove all your clothes then take pics but you didn't do that.

>falling to your death

God damn it bit.

>>166884

Hello?


 No.166888

File: 1458072750149.jpg (193.69 KB, 1000x705, 200:141, 42406230.jpg)

>>166884

>implying you wouldn't do all of that for free~


 No.166889

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>>166887

That will never happen and that time it as dark


 No.166890

>>166884

I'd pay for a blowjob, then kiss him after he's finished <3


 No.166891

File: 1458073010984.png (439.11 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, tomoyo 3.png)

>>166886

I still want to watch sunny in phillie one day.

Actually I could just watch metalacolypse today.

>>166889

It as dark, you gonna keep dying now slut, look at you running around naked now. You a regular man whore!


 No.166892


 No.166893

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 No.166894

File: 1458073175614.png (88.67 KB, 600x542, 300:271, 832842411.png)

>ever getting a reply from moe


 No.166895

File: 1458073230133.webm (4.01 MB, 480x272, 30:17, charlie.webm)

>>166891

Im gonna watch something on netflix tonight dont really care what ill be too drunk too remember hopefully


 No.166896

>>166894

That just means he admits it secretly.


 No.166897

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>>166891

Its for the skeletons not you


 No.166898

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>>166897

So you are saying you want to be attractive to the skeletons, are they your new fetish?

>>166895

Watch space documentaries thats what I always do.


 No.166899

File: 1458073653035.webm (5.04 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, will.webm)

>>166898

Might actually be a good idea…

hmmm good work


 No.166900

>>166893

Wanna suck my dick? :3


 No.166901

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>>166900

3 dollars please..


 No.166902

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>>166898

Probably just walking talking dancing skeletons


 No.166903

File: 1458073866482.webm (1.25 MB, 624x352, 39:22, drunk.webm)

Its time to take chances, make mistakes, and get messy


 No.166904

>>166903

Danger zone!


 No.166905

File: 1458073918333.jpg (428.49 KB, 917x1243, 917:1243, tomoyo 131.jpg)

>>166902

Remember when you had normal fetishes? Those were good times.

Still I just gotta get skeleton surgery if I ever need to seduce you, got it.


 No.166906

File: 1458074084500.webm (422.24 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Danger Zone2.webm)


 No.166907

File: 1458074144629.jpg (167.17 KB, 1024x812, 256:203, 50963444_p0.jpg)

>>166905

2016 is the new skeleton, get with the times grandpa


 No.166908

>>166901

<3

You know, I think I have $7.

Guess what that means, cutie?


 No.166909

File: 1458074248312.jpg (247.11 KB, 686x1200, 343:600, 1409364831236.jpg)

>>166907

Sorry I'm not young and unable to buy alcohol like you!


 No.166910

File: 1458074416288.png (1.6 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, i7y7r.png)

>>166909

I dont need it to have a fun time!


 No.166911

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.166912

File: 1458074589526.png (499.08 KB, 759x633, 253:211, drink.png)

I like dad rock

why do people not like it?


 No.166913

File: 1458074644467.png (662.8 KB, 900x900, 1:1, tomoyo 133.png)

>>166910

Yeah who needs alcohol when I'm here to have fun!

>>166912

What the fuck is dad rock?


 No.166914

>>166906

Do you have the clip where he says "Something something danger zone"?


 No.166915

File: 1458074772134.png (1.26 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, idk.png)

>>166913

apparently my taste in music

I guess just songs your dad listened too


 No.166916

Burt is such an old man.


 No.166917

File: 1458074864365.jpg (94.78 KB, 600x428, 150:107, tomoyo 115.jpg)

>>166915

>songs your dad listened too

>your dad listened too

>your dad listened

>your dad

Oh wow way to be rude and inconsiderate!


 No.166918

File: 1458074865178.jpg (113.36 KB, 535x751, 535:751, 1456620986500.jpg)

>>166913

Welp guess she hates me now and psh


 No.166919

>>166917

>being black

>2016


 No.166920

File: 1458075029290.jpg (79.28 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 7.jpg)


 No.166921

File: 1458075053799.webm (454.8 KB, 624x352, 39:22, Burt.webm)

>>166914

No but I will make it

>>166916

I am only 22!

I am young and handsome!

>>166917

you know what I meant


 No.166922

File: 1458075168017.jpg (128.49 KB, 738x1000, 369:500, tomoyo 12.jpg)

>>166921

No I don't, not all of us were so privileged!

Also you are only 22, how the fuck are we the same age when you look like 28 and I look like I'm 15.

>>166919

And even if I was why would that be a problem?

>>166918

What happens when you break all those womens hearts Bit.


 No.166923

File: 1458075235146.jpg (88.52 KB, 651x720, 217:240, 5.jpg)

>>166922

I become the ultimate skeleton


 No.166924

>>166922

>joke

>your head

The implication is that if you don't have a father, you're probably black. Since, you know, black men don't usually stick around.


 No.166925

File: 1458075397445.png (175.21 KB, 277x286, 277:286, 1429241725899.png)

>>166922

Im not saying you had a dad but peoples dads listened to the music i listen too and its rock from the 70-80s therefor its dadrock blah blah

Do i really look that old?


 No.166926

File: 1458075576060.jpg (382.66 KB, 1339x1000, 1339:1000, tomoyo 11.jpg)

>>166924

The joke was obvious it didn't go over my head, I was just attempting to bait you was all.

>>166923

Then you get all the skeleton putang?

>>166925

You sure as fuck don't look 22. If you shaved I bet you'd look around 25 but the beard is adding time.

Still 70s/80s is where I listen to most my music.

I've been listening to manowar a lot recently and they are from the 80s


 No.166927

File: 1458075611740.jpg (13.26 KB, 383x255, 383:255, Fug up.jpg)

Death to skeletons


 No.166928

>>166927

Doesn't that mean death to yourself? I'm bout to go nap so you can turn the stream off now hun, it was fun while it lasted.


 No.166929

File: 1458075736995.jpg (873.16 KB, 986x1500, 493:750, FIRST HIT THE C.jpg)

>>166926

>>166928

No it was just a costume and ah ok cya later then


 No.166930

File: 1458075810286.jpg (141.69 KB, 708x999, 236:333, sample-0404a7c9ba595ebf7a0….jpg)

>>166927

Death to you after you get jumped by 3 big ones lol


 No.166931

>>166928

Catch you later <3


 No.166932

File: 1458075858855.webm (479.37 KB, 480x272, 30:17, something something.webm)

>>166926

I cant look that old stop messing with me…


 No.166933

File: 1458075891256.jpg (192.35 KB, 533x600, 533:600, 6610367_1070bb1dfa6f179849….jpg)

>>166930

I let them!


 No.166934

>>166932

You really do.

Magi how old do you think burt looks

>>166931

Later after you answer this question.


 No.166935

File: 1458075924199.jpg (405.99 KB, 1000x739, 1000:739, 986b5bfb067d63118b000916fe….jpg)

>>166932

Nah you look your age Burt, the beard does put a few years on you, but it's not that bad


 No.166936

File: 1458075967832.jpg (91.68 KB, 503x800, 503:800, 1433123470523.jpg)

>>166934

>>166935

Thank you

you get it


 No.166937

>>166935

Dont lie to him you slt, he looks old!

That'd be like tell me I look my age.


 No.166938

File: 1458075989109.jpg (53.02 KB, 415x506, 415:506, 1454457053509.jpg)


 No.166939

File: 1458076073323.png (81.98 KB, 279x292, 279:292, 121.png)

>>166937

I'm not lying, he doesn't look a day over 25. I think he looks rugged :3


 No.166940

>>166939

He looks like he could be my dad he is so old!

Okay I sleep now be back anywhere between 1 hr and 8 hrs


 No.166941

>>166940

Ok, catch you later <3


 No.166942

File: 1458076201270.png (784.68 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1429234395404.png)

>>166937

I TOLD YOU


 No.166943

File: 1458076266776.png (596.82 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1414878827135.png)

>>166940

You just aren't used to seeing someone so handsome and young and it makes you think im old


 No.166944

File: 1458076293388.jpg (63.85 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 6610386_99753e914a6c736929….jpg)


 No.166945

File: 1458076339730.png (236.32 KB, 840x720, 7:6, b061d2440256fa556b33f5d198….png)


 No.166946

File: 1458076516106.png (159.14 KB, 500x337, 500:337, tumblr_mzc42ky8dZ1rf4bsdo6….png)


 No.166947

File: 1458076558689.gif (885.32 KB, 500x375, 4:3, me.gif)


 No.166948

File: 1458076622504.png (229.27 KB, 632x767, 632:767, 12509388_1508444579451240_….png)

Hi everyone!

i hope you are all having a wonderful day, and dont worry burt you only look like you are 40


 No.166949

File: 1458076684590.gif (1.98 MB, 381x434, 381:434, 1456662331710.gif)

>>166947

>>166948

Hey i am max level in the division on xbox one :)


 No.166950

File: 1458076789231.jpg (8.21 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Filthy Frank Mothafucka.jpg)

ITS FILTHY FRANK MOTHAFUCKA

ITS FILTHY FRANK, BIIEETCH!


 No.166951

File: 1458076851760.png (78.87 KB, 1154x692, 577:346, u_mad_bro__by_armenci-d66r….png)

>>166949

nice!

glad you are enjoying it that much!


 No.166952

File: 1458076866304.jpg (218.58 KB, 500x625, 4:5, ebbd10725fd7a8db7788feec8c….jpg)

>>166948

heh, Hey Date <3 How's you?


 No.166953

File: 1458076891788.webm (551.97 KB, 480x360, 4:3, meirl.webm)

>>166948

Another one who is jealous i see

>>166949

you're pretty good


 No.166954

File: 1458076899950.webm (1.42 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Lord, give me a sign.webm)


 No.166955

>>166953

I'm disappointed I'm still only level 32 in BDO. I just kinda stopped playing. I'm not gonna uninstall it yet but i havent played in a while. What about you?


 No.166956

File: 1458077119222.jpg (261.04 KB, 716x787, 716:787, Metal Satori.jpg)

>>166952

Magi! <3

>>166954

Well, I dunno. Thought I would make a blast-like entrance for once!


 No.166957

File: 1458077131951.jpg (69.35 KB, 374x600, 187:300, Hakurei.Reimu.600.1823959.jpg)

>>166952

magi<3

im doing great played alot ofcsgo with akari and now im just watching some pro csgo matches

and you?

>>166953

jokes on you i like your beard its cool


 No.166958

File: 1458077173096.webm (460.86 KB, 320x240, 4:3, I liiiiiiive.webm)

>>166956

I've just made this for entrance.


 No.166959

File: 1458077250411.jpg (246.73 KB, 512x512, 1:1, 1431553329475.jpg)

>>166955

still lvl 40 and getting materials slowly but I have been distracted by many other games

>>166957

Good taste my beard is nice you are good people


 No.166960

>>166959

Yup I basically switched to the Division came out. I figured that would happen.


 No.166961

File: 1458077327806.png (688.54 KB, 655x942, 655:942, fa3f5bf985c3ea2c8b2e032f2a….png)

>>166956

Hey Drank <3 how's you?

>>166957

Nice I'm just watching dark soul's stuff and chilling myself


 No.166962

>>166961

Hey Magi. Having a good evening?


 No.166963

>>166960

>>166960

when it came out*


 No.166964

File: 1458077406045.jpg (533.14 KB, 800x1129, 800:1129, Kneeling Satori.jpg)

>>166958

…What cartoon was that from again? I feel like I saw that one.

>>166961

I am doing fine. How is your Irish self doing?


 No.166965

File: 1458077406061.png (412.55 KB, 509x720, 509:720, 1447596481861.png)

>>166959

you are really conceited today burt thats good!

>>166961

ah sounds super comfy <3

i hope it continues that way


 No.166966

File: 1458077535711.png (239.33 KB, 741x1000, 741:1000, e6dbc8c9613d9fde3ec8556c8b….png)

>>166962

Hey <3 Yeah just relaxing while browsing and checking out some dark souls stuff

What about yourself?

>>166964

Just watching some dark soul's stuff, and checking out stuff for my new pc

>>166965

Likewise <3


 No.166967

>>166964

Mulan.


 No.166968

File: 1458077572418.jpg (120.13 KB, 820x922, 410:461, 1429234332072.jpg)

>>166960

my backlog is big and other people want me to play games too

such is life

>>166965

I decided to ignore the negative thoughts today for once helps people said i was attractive recently though im sure they were all lying.


 No.166969

>>166966

About the same. And watching a little wrestling.


 No.166970

>>166968

I'm always alone in my gaming experiences. I don't really play with other people often… Makes me feel bad I don't play more games with my Steam friends.


 No.166971

File: 1458077674241.jpg (84.87 KB, 672x700, 24:25, a18e6cf328a93d10f4ad7995c9….jpg)

>>166968

I wasn't lying :3

>>166969

Nice <3 You planning on getting dark soul's 3 when it releases?


 No.166972

File: 1458077682163.jpg (692.58 KB, 792x1056, 3:4, Badass Momiji.jpg)

>>166966

Nice. I am planning on chillaxing as well. Mario Kart 8 has almost became like a fucking drug to me, now that I got a WiiU.

>>166967

Ooh, it has been a WHILE since I last saw Mulan.


 No.166973

File: 1458077831209.png (543.06 KB, 563x750, 563:750, 6951d1527b2baa99c73cef8e0d….png)

>>166972

Mario Kart's fun, haven't played one in a long time, how many hour's you put into it so far?


 No.166974

File: 1458077840714.mp4 (851.25 KB, 480x360, 4:3, lian.mp4)

>>166970

I just play when asked

i never ask im to shy for that

>>166971


 No.166975

File: 1458077867094.png (729.2 KB, 880x1180, 44:59, 1446019822048.png)

>>166966

<3

>>166968

ah i bet magi told you, you were cute and now you are being all haughty


 No.166976

File: 1458077877863.png (50.77 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_n4csqo7sPe1rxipgco1….png)

soooooo how is everybody doing on this very fine evening

your ears are being soothed by the blackjack show.

well up we next we have the most flowiest jazz band in all of New Orleans i hope you enjoy the audio feast of Jimmy and the three Crickets.


 No.166977

>>166971

I haven't played the other two so i don't think so.

>>166972

Same with me actually.


 No.166978

>>166976

hey there mouhamed


 No.166979

>>166973

It is. Probably have put about 3-4 hours into the game? Maybe 5? Yeah, this game's gonna have a shit ton of gameplay by me…

>>166977

Huh. Nice. What is one of your favourite Disney film?


 No.166980

>>166979

Probably treasure planet. But i'm not entirely sure.


 No.166981

File: 1458078076443.jpg (326.72 KB, 800x1024, 25:32, 191bf505255b58df1f3d4da4e8….jpg)

>>166975

<3

>>166976

Doing great Blackjack, what about yourself?

>>166977

Did you sign up for the free code last week for the first game?


 No.166982

>>166981

I did. But i never received a mail.


 No.166983

File: 1458078114810.jpeg (408.13 KB, 707x850, 707:850, aa1896e6f722095209cc90330….jpeg)

Burt is a delicious daddy dom.

Please fuck me harder, Daddy <3


 No.166984

File: 1458078118161.png (784.77 KB, 1275x708, 425:236, ragnar.png)

>>166975

There is no one that can call me call cute and make all haughty or act different


 No.166985

File: 1458078186098.png (704.26 KB, 594x841, 594:841, e91c81b572ab0b8fcce984c143….png)

>>166979

You can put hours upon hours into it :)

>>166982

Codes are coming tonight or tomorrow, or so reddit tells me


 No.166986

File: 1458078221799.png (340.43 KB, 398x582, 199:291, marika_tachibana_smug_face….png)

>>166978

well folks looks like we have our first caller on the show and oh what a juicy accusation, that new Orleans number 1 dj,is a shitskin , well i think the folks of this fine city will beg to differ date

>>166981

i may of lost my mind see above


 No.166987

>>166986

lol <3


 No.166988

File: 1458078281417.gif (628.42 KB, 500x281, 500:281, scream.gif)


 No.166989

File: 1458078322830.png (798.55 KB, 853x1414, 853:1414, Satori Komeji 4.png)

>>166980

One of mine is probably The Lion King. Again, I am not sure…

>>166985

Yeah… *looks at memories of playing MKWii and thinking about how I got slightly over 100 hours into it from WiFi mode.


 No.166990

>>166986

im joking its ok to love your brown brethren


 No.166991

File: 1458078429956.jpeg (149.34 KB, 750x900, 5:6, 9c315671d2b4adb9515c2c7cd….jpeg)


 No.166992

>>166985

Ah okay then. Then its just about being patient.

>>166989

There are so many great actually.


 No.166993

File: 1458078518808.png (119.27 KB, 205x282, 205:282, 1444420933472.png)


 No.166994

>>166992

Heh. Yeah…


 No.166995

Also can someone help me find pics for new avatar?


 No.166996

File: 1458078705903.png (362.21 KB, 670x856, 335:428, d5e33f382e862cd8df90e09d12….png)

>>166989

There's a ton to unlock too, sound's like you have many hours of playing ahead of you :)

>>166992

I was checking, noone's had their code yet it seems, but someone had emailed them and they were told that th e codes are tonight/tomorrow


 No.166997

File: 1458078705816.webm (2.99 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1454123961470.webm)

>>166987

MAGI date bullying me again

>>166990

bully newwwwwh


 No.166998

>>166996

Ah thats great then!


 No.166999

File: 1458078769257.jpg (45.1 KB, 501x397, 501:397, Ready.jpg)


 No.167000

File: 1458078927852.jpg (83.12 KB, 546x1000, 273:500, sample-84e15790de25f115836….jpg)

Now now play nice everyone :P


 No.167002

>>167000

I always play nice.


 No.167003

File: 1458079056494.png (309.79 KB, 800x1080, 20:27, Dark-dressed Satori.png)

>>166996

Yeah, there are…Funny thing is, the first WiFi match I went to, I won. Expected to have my ass served to me on a fuckin' plate. And a couple of nights ago, I was playing a quick round of MK8 online before bed, and I saw someone's Mii have the name of ZUN. …Don't know whether that actually IS ZUN or not (ZUN is the sole creator of 2hu, btw)…If I DID, that would been a VERY great time. Too bad i can't save screenshots that I take on the WiiU. (A screenshot has to be taken and sent to Miiverse in which I DON'T want to do so, I would just like to save the image for myself, maybe even make a demotivational poster out of it, but OH WELL.


 No.167004

File: 1458079094595.png (424.58 KB, 647x968, 647:968, 1450395607599.png)

>>166999

I swore i had another of those images with rise but i cant find it

will you accept a lewd Elizabeth you gave me?


 No.167005

File: 1458079122603.png (850.11 KB, 800x1130, 80:113, aa5511721369b3897aee3299d4….png)

im back!

I went to the Indian Spice Market and bought some chips, they taste kinda funky though, I'm not really sure what they taste like.

Also the stuff is mega-greasy so im sure im going to be getting acne up the ass.


 No.167006

File: 1458079176334.jpg (2.74 KB, 125x106, 125:106, 1404700602004s.jpg)


 No.167007

File: 1458079258075.png (1.09 MB, 723x1023, 241:341, 4be0978bbcbc314e80597eed9a….png)


 No.167008

File: 1458079270437.jpg (454.45 KB, 600x800, 3:4, fc5255d94952359b1add3b5035….jpg)

I hate valve


 No.167009

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>167005

>>167005

hey baka you know what to do


 No.167010

File: 1458079376723.jpg (45.76 KB, 512x256, 2:1, 1433133105151.jpg)


 No.167011

File: 1458079489737.jpg (423.25 KB, 750x750, 1:1, Zuikaku.(Kantai.Collection….jpg)

>>167008

GABEN IS GOD


 No.167012

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>167009

i miss the army


 No.167013

>>167003

…Aaand I went on a tangent that is WAY longer than needed.


 No.167014

File: 1458079611232.gif (43.96 KB, 300x250, 6:5, superthumb.gif)

>>167012

you go always re-enlist burty


 No.167015

File: 1458079624805.png (116.56 KB, 206x217, 206:217, 7LZ4ZgJ.png)

>>167009

>to live or die i don't know

i would like to know weather or not im going to live or die, thank you very much


 No.167016

File: 1458079627553.png (Spoiler Image, 206.25 KB, 341x547, 341:547, Time to end it all.png)

>>167010

tfw I'd be too ugly for Burt to fuck anyways


 No.167017

File: 1458079753569.png (269.78 KB, 595x841, 595:841, c9d4a7bd185e029369f524e71d….png)

>>167011

no I get stupid vac errors in cs because stupid dumb valve can't be bothered to fix bugs with windows 10 and even though the won matches still count it's still fucking dumb to get auto kicked by the system for valse detections during the last round when you're winning


 No.167018

File: 1458079784470.png (50.77 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_n4csqo7sPe1rxipgco1….png)

>>167015

>Early at night its drizzling rain

i am hit and feel no pain

but in my heart I have no fear

because my ranger God is here

DO IT BAKA


 No.167019

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>167014

I would need to get a waiver or well maybe more and prove my knees are all good again and they aren't

>>167016

Dont be hard on yourself I care for the personality more then anything


 No.167020

File: 1458079864587.png (228.17 KB, 383x354, 383:354, 7iCF1QZ.png)

>>167018

why do you want me to join so bad!


 No.167021

File: 1458079991910.png (Spoiler Image, 4.81 KB, 205x186, 205:186, 1450396986886.png)

>>167019

I'm actually probably not that ugly at all but having low self-esteem is attractive.

>>167020

Hey kid wanna /ss/


 No.167022

>>167021

Low self esteem is incredibly unattractive


 No.167023

File: 1458080112887.jpg (19.18 KB, 480x270, 16:9, imfrdrghage (1).jpg)

>>167017

ah yeah i get where coming from, valves pretty shitty with that stuff

>>167019

shit man how you fuck you legs?

>>167020

you said you're tough and now you got to prove it


 No.167024

File: 1458080114359.gif (703.7 KB, 500x291, 500:291, 236A B.gif)


 No.167025

File: 1458080164387.gif (843.83 KB, 500x400, 5:4, 1443369250728.gif)

>>167021

See you are amazing! It is kinda cute sometimes but id rather you like yourself too!


 No.167026

File: 1458080260781.png (150.54 KB, 1000x862, 500:431, 2177384-1521051_1268148465….png)

>>167025

I hate myself more than anything else in the world

I am such an unbelievably garbage person.


 No.167027

File: 1458080440728.gif (1.03 MB, 500x281, 500:281, 309.gif)


 No.167028

File: 1458080593685.jpg (147.07 KB, 960x544, 30:17, Margaret2.jpg)

>>167023

I broke my foot decided it wasnt that bad kept running till my knees gave out on me way to much then they told me to leave

>>167026

you are great and I will make you think that way! you are far from garbage!


 No.167029

Began to watch Yuru Yuri a couple of days ago. It is actually a decent series so far. I am about 4 episodes in, btw.


 No.167030

File: 1458080677788.png (221.78 KB, 298x307, 298:307, uolqyjL.png)

>>167021

>/ss/

w-what?

I mean uhm… I uh… uhm…

>>167023

fug


 No.167031

File: 1458080822557.png (298.73 KB, 425x600, 17:24, 13908b503d2bd8c656423a5934….png)

>>167030

I guess it'd be /sl/ instead? Since you're a little sissy slut and I'm going to pound your ass.


 No.167032

File: 1458080844085.png (789.55 KB, 1920x800, 12:5, Tyler00024.png)

YOU pick up your phone.


 No.167033

File: 1458080911232.png (511.31 KB, 713x779, 713:779, 673fdb3cc9a3703834593976dc….png)

>>167031

he's not even legal


 No.167034

File: 1458080968712.png (292.78 KB, 353x383, 353:383, AOmQQdv.png)

>>167032

YOU HAVEN'T TEXTED OR CALLED ME!

>>167031

oh gosh

a-are you sure you don't have the wrong person?

I don't think you'd want to do that stuff to me…

Y-you don't even know me or what I look like!


 No.167035

File: 1458080970828.jpg (18.21 KB, 480x270, 16:9, image (3).jpg)

>>167028

fuck, thats bad son, sound similar to my friend how is in the PARA's

>>167030

>>167031

yes if baka is a sissy then,he doesn't have to join


 No.167036

File: 1458080975550.png (183.22 KB, 371x750, 371:750, PQ_Maragaret.png)

>>167032

last time i did that it was a cop


 No.167037

File: 1458081018993.jpg (426.93 KB, 828x1169, 828:1169, 07c4a19cfee0835c956bf17751….jpg)

>>167033

16 is legal in my province actually :3

>>167034

What, are you telling me you AREN'T a cute twink?


 No.167038

File: 1458081032257.jpg (36.5 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1454622379093.jpg)

>>167031

Stop being lewd !


 No.167039

File: 1458081105714.png (207.18 KB, 439x322, 439:322, hPy0CZA.png)

>>167037

Well, Rager and Dunsel say I'm cute, baby boy called me an angel…

So I guess I'm pretty cute!

Hey do you want to talk in private?


 No.167040

File: 1458081226134.jpg (685.04 KB, 2335x2507, 2335:2507, 1454874857982.jpg)

I took a shot and now my tummy hurts I regret this


 No.167041

File: 1458081337750.jpg (366.38 KB, 850x680, 5:4, 1450393632714.jpg)

>>167035

I got shit luck

better luck next life

>>167038

I agree

cause im jealous and want his attention


 No.167042

File: 1458081340284.jpg (19.18 KB, 480x270, 16:9, imfrdrghage (1).jpg)

>>167040

what kind of shot


 No.167043

File: 1458081347524.jpg (289.38 KB, 602x1000, 301:500, 41d43441adc16723f7bf55ea9e….jpg)

>>167038

Jealous, Moecrab?

>>167039

Oh, already interested?

I guess we could talk in private, my little slut.


 No.167044

File: 1458081423286.jpg (90.29 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, 9230cfa199c9a35482280f9e11….jpg)

>>167043

Of course I'm interested~

Calling me cute and complimenting me, plus calling me a slut is the number 1 way to get me in bed.

Pizza_Migoo on steam


 No.167045

File: 1458081460361.png (702.68 KB, 1000x1493, 1000:1493, 1454887129506.png)

>>167041

Can I kiss your tummy ?

>>167042

vodka


 No.167046

File: 1458081497887.png (241.88 KB, 471x471, 1:1, sk1426890959521.png)

>>167040

My tummy hurt and I took three glasses of absinthe and now it doesn't.


 No.167047

File: 1458081511894.gif (4.21 MB, 450x190, 45:19, Tyler00094.gif)

>>167034

I'll have you know I'm a very busy man.

and my benders don't end until the 5 day mark.


 No.167048

>>167046

We scandinavians are able to resist a little more.


 No.167049

File: 1458081602220.gif (97.43 KB, 600x338, 300:169, 1451340160990.gif)

>>167046

Would you let me rub and lick your tummy while you pet me ?


 No.167050

File: 1458081615226.png (216.79 KB, 684x433, 684:433, 1456172682456.png)


 No.167051

>>167043

Are you a different Canada anon?


 No.167052

File: 1458081666332.jpg (180.07 KB, 756x1000, 189:250, 1457634565199.jpg)

>>167050

b-bend over I want to be lewd with you !


 No.167053

File: 1458081707356.jpg (49.58 KB, 456x313, 456:313, 1456203565285.jpg)

>>167052

you need jesus!


 No.167054

File: 1458081723696.png (317.72 KB, 500x500, 1:1, sk1426890959668.png)

>>167048

Only if you don't count the Saami. Speaking of which, why do you hide your flag anyway?

>>167049

Probably not! Though petting people is kinda comfy.


 No.167055

File: 1458081728782.jpg (391.33 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, sample_9b8d694d48952ef5b89….jpg)

>>167052

>Bend over

You know Burt is the one who'd be fucking you, right?


 No.167056

File: 1458081764176.png (240.92 KB, 1000x761, 1000:761, 1446584269625.png)

>>167053

I just wanted to give you the attention you wanted :c

>>167054

w-why not ?

>>167055

grrrr


 No.167057

File: 1458081768197.webm (212.13 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 1457804457190.webm)


 No.167058

File: 1458081843467.png (154.25 KB, 361x361, 1:1, sk1426890959449.png)

>>167056

'Cause that kind of thing leads to you asking me to cut your dick off and make you eat it or whatever. Tummy rubbing is a gateway drug.


 No.167059

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>167055

hes right

>>167056

i apreciate the thought but still no

>>167057

[laughs externally]


 No.167060

File: 1458081989126.png (301.02 KB, 639x520, 639:520, 1457747434350.png)

>>167058

It'd probably end up with me asking to suck your dick over anything

>>167059

pls forgive me


 No.167061

File: 1458082004257.png (213.46 KB, 500x459, 500:459, 8.png)

>>167059

[screaming externally]


 No.167062

File: 1458082097030.png (172.33 KB, 739x869, 739:869, 19c882a776028eeb3813331968….png)

>not old enough for our little nympho

16 and he already wants men twice his age.


 No.167063

>>167054

Its a habit.


 No.167064

File: 1458082144972.webm (225.12 KB, 640x360, 16:9, you dont have to raise yo….webm)

>>167060

[forgives internally]

>>167061


 No.167065

File: 1458082218343.png (324.54 KB, 600x600, 1:1, sk1426890959735.png)

>>167060

Well, fine, I guess that'd be okay then. Just no degenerate stuff.

>>167063

Well, break the habit! Skandinavia stronk! If people think Gropy's the only Dane, they'll get a bad impression of Denmark!


 No.167066

File: 1458082237905.png (101.76 KB, 505x449, 505:449, dead.png)

>>167064

[Dies]


 No.167067

File: 1458082258619.png (344.75 KB, 412x385, 412:385, 6hx9x1P.png)

>>167062

I never said you weren't old enough!

Geeze… And I'm not a whore! I'm just a uh… Cock connoisseur.


 No.167068

File: 1458082261551.jpg (372.04 KB, 850x637, 850:637, sample_6d4b4eef77aaf1cc8e4….jpg)

On that note, my dick is up for grabs if you want it Moecrab. And I know you do, so you'd better start begging.


 No.167069

>Cock connoisseur


 No.167070

File: 1458082364441.png (634.06 KB, 850x1000, 17:20, 1456890020258.png)

>>167065

t-thanks

>>167064

*steals your shirt*


 No.167071


 No.167072

File: 1458082445368.webm (7.52 MB, 640x480, 4:3, wheresmyboardgone.webm)

>>167066

[cries externally]

>>167068

dont want your dick just a (you) and some attention please

>>167070

…wtf


 No.167073

File: 1458082476644.png (90.67 KB, 328x373, 328:373, 1414758326793.png)


 No.167074

File: 1458082486300.jpg (424.79 KB, 1400x1400, 1:1, 1455910931266.jpg)

>>167072

*eats your shirt*


 No.167075

File: 1458082523173.jpg (340.08 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, 1457413668963.jpg)

Other Canada-Anon is gay.


 No.167076

File: 1458082553929.png (397.73 KB, 560x590, 56:59, sk1426890959822.png)

>>167070

No problem.

>>167072

(You)

*attention*


 No.167077

File: 1458082648492.webm (39.49 KB, 512x384, 4:3, ohmy.webm)

>>167073

>>167074

I am so confused

>>167076

oh thanks skandi

didnt expect that


 No.167078

File: 1458082776697.jpeg (460.15 KB, 786x1000, 393:500, e1e873161a24edce479ec00ea….jpeg)

>>167075

What, you're straight? Disgusting.


 No.167079

File: 1458082875184.gif (962.14 KB, 800x450, 16:9, c6Xb9.gif)


 No.167080

File: 1458082881045.gif (256.45 KB, 500x255, 100:51, sk1426890959440.gif)

>>167077

Well, I generally like you, I just never know how to start a conversation with you, so that was a valiant attempt at doing that.


 No.167081

im lurking lewd in the virtual reality


 No.167082

File: 1458083013803.png (736.25 KB, 1440x771, 480:257, 1457880311118.png)

>>167078

Bisexual is best sexual.


 No.167083

File: 1458083047516.png (533.86 KB, 758x575, 758:575, 1443899335377.png)

>>167078

just one please.

>>167079

>>167080

If i kne whow to talk to people id tell you but im awful at it myself


 No.167084

File: 1458083243565.jpg (16.85 KB, 300x328, 75:82, 12004006_10153809189755815….jpg)

>>167082

just greedy fam


 No.167085

File: 1458083257777.jpg (539.53 KB, 849x1200, 283:400, sk1426890959769.jpg)

>>167083

We are talking now though, technically, so my plan kinda worked out!

>>167082

This is correct.

>>167081

Uh! What?


 No.167086

>>167078

Show me your dick please~


 No.167087

File: 1458083342045.jpg (170.38 KB, 850x850, 1:1, 1403187500851.jpg)

>>167084

>virgin

>greedy

kek

>>167085

You know what's up.


 No.167088

File: 1458083370543.png (146.93 KB, 409x397, 409:397, 1432029747736.png)

>>167085

I got the "gear vr".

Its like the ocolus thing.

And with that I went to this board.

Buts its not very shape.


 No.167089

File: 1458083385329.png (900.95 KB, 1179x400, 1179:400, 1442003319406.png)


 No.167090

File: 1458083417075.jpg (697.27 KB, 1062x1058, 531:529, 33276ccd965a9f9808a30266ff….jpg)

>>167086

What why


 No.167091

File: 1458083421664.jpg (21.81 KB, 308x330, 14:15, 1457283123299.jpg)


 No.167092

>>167087

you're a virgin?


 No.167093

File: 1458083507643.jpg (110.81 KB, 472x624, 59:78, 1457136789382.jpg)

supper tuesday hype


 No.167094

File: 1458083536066.png (225.67 KB, 480x433, 480:433, 1457441016637.png)

>female pov vr porn


 No.167095

>>167090

Cuz I wanna see it? Why else?


 No.167096

File: 1458083541426.jpg (45.33 KB, 333x333, 1:1, sk1426890959415.jpg)

>>167087

Anyone can understand that gays are limiting themselves too much and heteros are avoiding interesting people, though.

>>167088

Well but, how does that work? To go on an image board in VR? Wouldn't that just be like looking at a screen in real life?


 No.167097

File: 1458083550973.png (369.85 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, bd2066faa25d7a291e2a4bde3c….png)


 No.167098

File: 1458083556161.png (88.11 KB, 684x1145, 684:1145, 1446068368463.png)

>>167085

truly you are a master strategist

>>167089

what if we have the same favorite game…

>>167090

this is bullying!


 No.167099

File: 1458083583211.jpg (349.54 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, 5cfd05cf043479c0dde30b676c….jpg)

>>167092

eat my pic


 No.167100

File: 1458083599787.jpg (88.34 KB, 1024x963, 1024:963, 1455683748583-0.jpg)

I require affection.


 No.167101

File: 1458083631326.gif (1.7 MB, 500x258, 250:129, J781ts8vabo1_500.gif)


 No.167102

File: 1458083687048.jpg (45.57 KB, 600x750, 4:5, 1455775550056.jpg)

>>167097

<3

>>167096

I just like people.

>>167094

>akari is in the future

>>167092

y-yes, kind of


 No.167103

File: 1458083690792.gif (742.49 KB, 499x281, 499:281, 1444575868087.gif)


 No.167104

File: 1458083691136.jpg (128.23 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1454886239876.jpg)


 No.167105

File: 1458083695039.png (736.55 KB, 1920x800, 12:5, Tyler00026.png)


 No.167106

File: 1458083708221.jpg (56.8 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1413715765359.jpg)

>>167097

>>167091

Where?! Burt?!

>>167098

Oh? What is my favorite game?


 No.167107

File: 1458083745297.png (281.06 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1432383126099.png)


 No.167108

>>167100

Ads me on steam id/crocodilegirl


 No.167109

File: 1458083777704.png (119.47 KB, 380x278, 190:139, 124.png)

>>167101

>>167102

>>167103

>>167104

>>167105

>>167106

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY <3<3<3<3<3<3


 No.167110

File: 1458083777403.gif (2.97 MB, 444x250, 222:125, cat2.gif)

>>167100

I can see your flag!

>>167106

its spiderman 2


 No.167111

File: 1458083778632.png (257.48 KB, 517x600, 517:600, sk1426890959699.png)

>>167097

>>167098

Thank you, thank you! Watch me go back in time and win WW2 as Iceland!

>>167102

Liking people regardless of sex/gender is bisexuality, though! Or pansexuality, if you absolutely want to go down that road.


 No.167112

>>167108

I added you months ago, dork

>>167109

<3!

>>167111

Nah, I'm a special enough snowflake at bisexual

I don't even like naming things mostly

>>167110

SHIT


 No.167113

File: 1458083857294.png (73.59 KB, 194x331, 194:331, 1451382653714.png)

>>167096

Yes… its like you being in a very big globe with a bit light from the bottom and the top.

You being in the middle with nothing but the brwoser taps flighing infront of you.

yes it looks creepy


 No.167114

File: 1458083884572.jpg (452.59 KB, 844x1024, 211:256, 1456968141640.jpg)


 No.167115

File: 1458083888696.jpg (124.88 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, 7.jpg)

PANIC!!


 No.167116

File: 1458083909389.gif (43.96 KB, 300x250, 6:5, superthumb.gif)

>>167109

SUP YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER!


 No.167117

>>167112

I thought there was two anons!

???

Don't you have a name normally


 No.167118

File: 1458084006330.gif (390.72 KB, 405x426, 135:142, smPVxMP.gif)

>>167065

Well i prefer as it is now.

People can always ask.

>>167109

Hey Magi. You seem really happy.

>>167115

Whats happening?


 No.167119

File: 1458084006273.png (268.68 KB, 409x365, 409:365, da6vHSA.png)

Cananon is nice, I like him~


 No.167120

File: 1458084008505.png (116.69 KB, 500x403, 500:403, 2946789.png)


 No.167121


 No.167122

File: 1458084060259.png (146.43 KB, 599x652, 599:652, CXo9crOUAAQQmiC.png)

>>167118

Oh false alarm


 No.167123

File: 1458084062087.gif (498.98 KB, 500x393, 500:393, 1457542297095.gif)

steam is down


 No.167124

File: 1458084091412.jpg (225.07 KB, 618x876, 103:146, 1446750769011.jpg)

>>167114

Little boy

>>167117

I don't know how many there are!

I never have a name.

>>167119

Me? Or the other one that posts Persona stuff.

>>167120


 No.167125


 No.167126

File: 1458084113000.jpg (112.17 KB, 850x1275, 2:3, 1450632926055.jpg)

>>167119

you like everyone with a dick


 No.167127

File: 1458084123176.png (339.21 KB, 1200x870, 40:29, 56487c36f501571d6b8fbb951a….png)

>>167111

Hey Skandi <3 How's you?

>>167112

<3

>>167115

STEAM DOWN PANIC STATIONS!

>>167116

Hey Blackjack <3

>>167118

I'm in good form :D

>>167120

;) <3


 No.167128

File: 1458084140727.webm (7.63 MB, 640x358, 320:179, Canada.webm)

I wish i was an emotionless cyborg

>>167111

I know you can do it

except wasnt it part of denmark in ww2?

or was it a personal union?

>>167112


 No.167129

>>167124

I thought you posted as Anonymous


 No.167130

File: 1458084144612.png (144.32 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 11595311_p0.png)


 No.167131

File: 1458084148307.jpg (11.68 KB, 255x211, 255:211, 1450708865864.jpg)

>>167125

dude…


 No.167132

>>167127

hihihihi


 No.167133

File: 1458084173736.mp4 (851.25 KB, 480x360, 4:3, lian.mp4)


 No.167134

File: 1458084193451.jpg (239.71 KB, 600x339, 200:113, tomoyo 56.jpg)

I'm awake after only 2 hrs you nerds.

Now its time for alcohol and bitches.

But mostly alcohol.


 No.167135

>>167129

It's my lack of name, yes.

>>167128

gross


 No.167136

File: 1458084282901.jpg (58.77 KB, 700x810, 70:81, 7958e99335514ffefdf1128d12….jpg)

>>167132

Hey Anon <3

>>167134

You didn't sleep for long :P


 No.167137

File: 1458084306049.png (210.53 KB, 336x304, 21:19, nRbN2mv.png)

>>167124

You!

>>167126

I like everyone that is aggressive with me~

And are you callin me a slut?


 No.167138

File: 1458084311749.jpg (198.19 KB, 593x724, 593:724, 72de2363d1055.jpg)

>>167127

Thats nice to hear. I wish i was in good form too.


 No.167139

>>167131

what are we gonna do…?


 No.167140

File: 1458084311713.webm (3.96 MB, 850x476, 25:14, Stop.webm)

>>167133

No u lie


 No.167141

File: 1458084353949.png (146.38 KB, 377x377, 1:1, sk1426890959524.png)

>>167112

Naming things is convenient, though! It compresses a long explanation into a single word.

>>167113

Huuuh. Is it possible for you to take a screenshot? I'm kinda curious as to how it looks.

>>167118

That's racist!

>>167127

I'm doing pretty okay! I woke up at 1pm and felt like complete shit, until like 11pm when the headache subsided. What about you, then?

>>167128

Well, it stopped being Danish in 1944! But yeah, at that point it'd just been a personal union for twenty years or so.


 No.167142

File: 1458084364388.png (546.08 KB, 1000x761, 1000:761, 1453257614176.png)


 No.167143

File: 1458084369065.jpg (20.82 KB, 480x270, 16:9, image (1).jpg)

SKYKING SKYKING STEAM IS DOWN

https://youtu.be/1yXTCEZkjQ4?t=89


 No.167144

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>167136

I said 1 to 8 hrs.

Though in reality people forced me to wake up to eat dinner.

Now people go listen to good music from the 80s


 No.167145

>>167135

No with the actual name Anonymous

As opposed to lewdie

Are you bamboo tank on steam?


 No.167146

File: 1458084422737.jpg (26.58 KB, 225x350, 9:14, 1139621_1352221299400_full.jpg)

>>167141

Not really though. I'm just used to not using flags.


 No.167147

File: 1458084426947.png (456.86 KB, 693x747, 77:83, 1451372033282.png)

ITS UP!


 No.167148

File: 1458084459508.png (264.59 KB, 600x580, 30:29, sk1426890959491.png)

>>167146

Suuuper racist.


 No.167149

File: 1458084474912.webm (388.32 KB, 624x352, 39:22, I cant hear you.webm)

>>167135

I went to Manitoba once

canada is nice

would go again

>>167140

I lie to myself all the time yes

>>167141

drunk burt knowledge of history +1

thanks skandi


 No.167150


 No.167151

File: 1458084511130.jpg (277.99 KB, 850x574, 425:287, 1371749438505.jpg)


 No.167152

File: 1458084511779.jpg (52.37 KB, 571x800, 571:800, 2016.02.24_13-17-14.jpg)

>>167124

I am not :c


 No.167153

File: 1458084516745.jpg (139.84 KB, 800x566, 400:283, cc4ea9483f60d5765cf66e1f86….jpg)

>>167148

Nope.

>>167150

Hi Boo.


 No.167154

File: 1458084548255.png (131.06 KB, 346x346, 1:1, sk1426890959525.png)

>>167147

Oh my~

>>167149

I had to look it up tbh.


 No.167155

File: 1458084548598.webm (388.32 KB, 624x352, 39:22, I cant hear you.webm)

>>167147

no its not pervert!


 No.167156

File: 1458084580400.gif (961.45 KB, 500x228, 125:57, 456213265.gif)

>>167142

Okay then.


 No.167157

File: 1458084585066.jpg (42.67 KB, 792x539, 72:49, 1416429595060.jpg)

>>167136

Hey Magi!

>>167137

O-oh gosh. What'd I do?

>>167141

I'm a bigger fan of just not explaining things. Like when I tell people I'm on hormones they ask if I'm trans, and I'm like I dunno. I just take em to look more androgynous.

>>167142

eyy i luh u bby

>>167145

I was really hoping I could go without my real name being said here, but yeah

>>167149

Never been, I'd rather go out East.

>>167152

Little ol man.


 No.167158

File: 1458084603975.jpg (86.6 KB, 706x397, 706:397, G-VR3_Main.jpg)

>>167137

I thought about insulting you now but I dont want to give you this plessure.

How are you? :3

>>167139

I dont know….

>>167141

Got this one from the internet.

Here it dont looks so creepy but when you wearing it its feels different because it tracks every move.


 No.167159

File: 1458084616660.png (966.28 KB, 837x1400, 837:1400, f899678a3c9de92bcc1aeb2420….png)

>>167138

Not feeling too good today C?

>>167141

Good that it lifted :)

I'm good, going to put in my last order to get my final pc stuff in a bit and chilling

What you drinking tonight?

>>167144

I see, how you doing in the division?


 No.167160

>>167153

Hey doll~

How are you doing?

It's nice to see you again<3


 No.167161

>>167157

Oh. Sorry. So this >>167151 isn't you?

That's confusing…


 No.167162

File: 1458084746192.jpg (325.71 KB, 905x1280, 181:256, 9ab4233dd776bcb2512cd54df8….jpg)

>>167147

>>167159

I just getting on cause a friend got up. I've basically 100% the starting area while waiting for them finding all the collectibles.

Still fun game that I enjoy. I honestly think if I was to play it entirely solo it might be a bit boring though. But it is an mmo so kind of natural and if I didn't have friends who got it I was just gonna play with /vg/ anyways.


 No.167163

File: 1458084763928.png (405.74 KB, 669x701, 669:701, 1430533054112.png)


 No.167164

File: 1458084785329.png (355.64 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 11488459_p0.png)

>>167159

Oh i do. I'm as chill as i could be right now.

>>167160

Thanks. I'm fine and i'm finally having a little alone time before my friend returns thursday.

How are you?


 No.167165

File: 1458084853482.jpg (352.8 KB, 818x933, 818:933, 42b92aa9d231a72cca6f7a6bdf….jpg)

faggots and bisexual "people" are actually gross


 No.167166

File: 1458084856548.jpg (130.34 KB, 438x499, 438:499, 1457293480242-4.jpg)

>>167161

Nope. That's the other gayer Canadian.

>>167163


 No.167167


 No.167168

File: 1458084950252.jpg (824.53 KB, 1255x1771, 1255:1771, 347f3341256e9a5da24bc4690f….jpg)

>>167165

Unless they are cute and want to sex me as the straight man I am, this is true.


 No.167169

File: 1458084973812.png (370.97 KB, 445x408, 445:408, 1454434360236.png)


 No.167170

File: 1458084981466.jpg (617.72 KB, 673x956, 673:956, 10494d77e3cfd46e6a484e8e7c….jpg)

>>167157

How's you?

>>167162

That's good of you :) Is there much to do in it?

>>167164

I see, did your friend visit?


 No.167171

File: 1458084983281.jpg (21.4 KB, 500x216, 125:54, 061.jpg)

>>167164

Alone times really important for humans

But I prefer to spend it talking to those I really like~

>>167168

>>167168

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>>167168

>>167168

>>167168

>>167168

THIS


 No.167172

>>167166

Oh

Well he was the one I meant to ask to add me


 No.167173

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>>167166

If you keep calling me gayer I'll have to put you in your place.

>>167165

Sounds like you need a good dicking.


 No.167174

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>>167157

Well, then you can just say you're on hormones but not a trans, though! And the word "trans" carries a lot of meaning, there!

>>167158

Oh, uhm! That looks really weird!

>>167159

I'm back on the extremely cheap "absinth"! 'Cause when I thought about it, it wasn't actually that bad.

>>167165

"Humans" who have penises should be executed.


 No.167175

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>>167165

im off the hook then :3


 No.167176

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>tfw no canadian elizabeth (you)

>>167154

and i didnt!

>>167157

Id go wheverer i got friends!

but the roads are shit in manitoba just saying


 No.167177

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>>167174

Colgate isn't that bad flavour wise lol


 No.167178

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>>167170

Yes he did. He was here from yesterday till just about 30 minutes ago. And then he comes by again thursday.

>>167171

Same here. But there is something different about being with others physically than over the internet. Its not the same type of energy you use.


 No.167179

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>>167168

bikes when

>>167173

I'd need to see it

>>167174

this is written law in some parts of the world, or so I've heard


 No.167180

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(you)


 No.167181

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>>167170

Okay I guess. Feeling kind of off though. How are you?

>>167172

See? Like I said, gay.

>>167173

Yeah you could try I guess, fuckboi.

>>167174

Naaahh I just don't say nothing.

>>167176

I ain't got no friends.


 No.167182

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>>167180

grrrrrr!

>>167181

im your friend


 No.167183

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someone send your boy some nudes

>>167178

Yeaaaah I feel you unfortunately

I only come here because I barely like the people I know in real life

Kinda fucked up the bad ending we got to wind up here yeah?


 No.167184

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>>167178

Nice, something to look forward to then :)

>>167181

I'm in good form, have been the past few days. You up to much yourself?


 No.167185

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>>167177

It's somewhat awkward that you remembered that, but, yeah, it's really not so bad.

>>167181

Well, shutting up forever is a solution as well, I guess.


 No.167186

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>>167183

Yeah, i get you.

>>167184

Absolutely. But now i have time to post a little here before bed and such.


 No.167187

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>>167169

Response wasn't meant for you, misquote. Here look how sexy in game character.

>>167170

Yes/no?

Lots of collectibles to get and tons of missions to do, though they are all kind of the same. I'd say the one thing to note for anyone or at the very least me/my friends. We can't play anything on normal the game would actually be retard we could play while asleep on easy mode. We have to play on a harder difficulty.

>>167179

Fuck you, we were gonna watch it early in the afternoon, now I'm being gay with a friend in the division so you are going to have to wait a bit.


 No.167188

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>>167182

y-you consider me your friend?

>>167184

Just sitting around and procrastinating chores. Exciting stuff.

>>167185

Shutting up forever is my craft


 No.167189

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 No.167190

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 No.167191

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>>167181

You don't have to be so Tsun you know, I don't mind boys who are direct about wanting me.


 No.167192

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>>167187

You never said anything

I wasn't doing time commiting for like 4 hours earlier


 No.167194

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>>167185

I have a good memory at times, why would that be awkward? :P

>>167186

Not a bad way to spend the rest of your evening :)

>>167187

I see, I'd rather play it on the hardest settings, makes games much more fun and rewarding, but then I'm a masochist lol

>>167188

Ah, well I suppose it could be worse.


 No.167195

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>>167188

you didnt consider me one….?

thats two canadians who wont love me…

>>167191

love me!


 No.167196

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>>167191

Nah, I don't really want anyone though.

I have returned to my roots of inno-cence

>>167194

Could aaaalways be worse.


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 No.167198

>>167191

That's good then

Add me on steam and show me your cock thanks :)




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