No.167199
No.167200
No.167202
>>167193
You know what they say about assuming: Don't make an ass out of u and me
I wouldn't dare make an ass of you! Just in case you are ashamed of me!
No.167203
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>>167194
I totally agree. And especially when its with so lovely people.
No.167204
drank status BTFO
drake status
No.167205
No.167206
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No.167207
>>167202
Um…. What do you mean?
No.167208
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>>167190
It's okay I still love you anyways.
>>167192
I tell you I'm always ready and we were gonna watch it all today.
Then you were like no cause you'd feel funny.
>>167194
I almost always play games on the hardest difficulty, just cause me and my friend challenge each other in that way.
No.167209
>>167205
You feeling better than last night, bae?
I'd like to talk to you about it if you wanted~
No.167210
>>167207
I mislinked, fuck.
No.167211
>>167194
Enjoying drinking mouthwash is kinda awkward, Magi!
No.167212
>>167210
Its okay. How are you?
No.167213
>>167209
I am feeling tons better! Just needed to watch something lighthearted and warm and fuzzy to get my mood up. (Yuru Yuri, if you are curious as to what I was watching).
No.167214
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>>167201
>>167203
Yep :)
>>167208
It makes you a better player, and it's the most rewarding I find
>>167211
It's not awkward. enjoy it you deserve to relax :)
No.167215
>>167213
…This is from a person who usually loves the dark and obscure.
No.167216
>>167208
No to late, the accidental (you) has already taken form
No.167217
>>167214
thank you Magi <3 huuuh im bored dvrdhgshg
No.167218
>>167166
What's with the sudden affection !?
No.167219
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>>167215
Nothing wrong with that Drank, sometimes we all need something to lighten the mood :)
>>167217
Not got anything to do tonight?
No.167220
come on… just one you
i love you
sorry im drunk
dont bully
No.167221
>>167218
/pet
>>167212
I'm well, how are you?
No.167222
>>167214
I maybe deserve to relax, but I don't deserve to relax like a pleb!
>>167216
Y'know, if you'd still had a Tumblr you'd know so much stuff now.
>>167220
Uh! Who're you talking to? No bully.
No.167223
>>167213
That sounds good qt
I'm glad youre better though, you seemed really sad to the point where I even stopped shitposting at you
I dunno a lot about anime but Im sure it must be great if it can make you feel better
Did you wanna talk about what made you so upset? I'd love to try to help
>>167220
post dick
No.167225
>>167219
no sadly not bored out of my fucking mind
No.167226
>>167214
Aw it's all about talking shit for us, talking shit is the best award.
>>167216
It's not too late its never too late.
>>167222
Should I stalk your tumblr skandilicious?
No.167228
>>167214
<3
>>167221
I cannot complain at the moment. Just browsing through various stuff.
No.167230
>>167222
You know if you would JUST add me on steam and talk to me when you're drunk that would be nice too
>>167226
To late
No.167231
>>167227
/pet!
>>167228
Sounds okay.
No.167233
>>167220
(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)
(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)
(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)
(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)
>>167222
You certainly aren't a pleb :3
>>167225
Aw that's a shame, it's shit when there isn't much to do
>>167226
It can be :D
>>167228
<3
No.167234
>>167231
It is.
>>167233
What are you doing at the moment?
No.167236
>>167223
>>167224
Geralt?
>>167229
bully… give me attetntion and love
>>167233
I didnt mean you…sorry thanks thiough
No.167238
>your friend wants to post but he's too shy
No.167239
>>167226
Everyone should stalk my Tumblr at all times! 100% super interesting stuff every day!
>>167230
I don't even talk to master on Steam while drunk these days, so bleh!
>>167233
I might not be a pleb, but my drink today is!
No.167240
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>>167238
Make him post anyways, I'll bully him into submission as well.
No.167242
>>167238
Tell him to post his dick
No.167243
>you want to be friends with baka but you're too shy to post
>>167235
/stroke
No.167244
>>167238
is he tough?
>>167233
i know maybe i will sleep :3
No.167245
No.167246
File: 1458087130898.jpg (141.69 KB, 708x999, 236:333, sample-0404a7c9ba595ebf7a0….jpg)
>>167232
Welcome back Rain :)
>>167234
Just placed an order, taking a sleeping tablet soon, just chilling watching some dark souls stuff still
>>167236
Well you got your (You) :D
>>167238
Get him to post :3… So we can bully him
>>167239
At least you can drink something, better having something than nothing when you want to drink :)
No.167248
>>167219
Yeah… Kinda hard to lighten me up, considering I have depression. (And I really need to shut up about it.) This one time, I was actually down during an art class, when a pen pal (he was from a 5th grade level, maybe around 10-12 yrs old). I mentioned to the pen pal, through a written letter responding to a question asking what my favourite color. I don't have one, you see. The student then wrote: "So you don't' have a favourite color. What if you had a favouite color? What would you name it? I would name it Brandon for you (Brandon's my actual name, btw). Made me feel really warm and fuzzy inside. I was even cracked up at the letter. (Aside from their annoyance most of the time, I find some kids to be really sweet.)
>>167223
I didn't at that time, and I didn't have much of a reason to get THAT sad. Just was.
No.167249
Just tell your friend to bully people, that should make him feel better about himself!
No.167252
>>167236
The one and only
>>167239
Ah oh well
>>167232
Nerd
No.167253
>>167240
idk if he's into that or not
>>167242
done!
>>167243
just talk to me!
I'm a nice guy, don't be shy~
>>167244
idk
>>167246
im trying!
>>167249
idk about that, im not sure what he likes…
No.167254
>>167246
Sounds very comfortable to be honest.
Hope your evening continues to be like that.
>>167250
Do you like to pet people much?
No.167255
File: 1458087357008.jpg (193.27 KB, 750x783, 250:261, ce5b3dd49fb5bd109f3e5a8465….jpg)
what is it that turns canadians gay
No.167256
>>167251
No, bad.
/rolls up a newspaper
>>167253
I can't! Too scary.
No.167257
File: 1458087365654.gif (527.09 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_nao5seU8NY1t9kr5po2….gif)
>>167253
getting him to post fresh meat and shit
No.167258
>>167253
Fair enough.
There's really nothing to worry about. I joined two days ago, and no one said a foul word, if that's what he's afraid of.
No.167259
>>167246
What's up Magi?
>>167252
Hey Bitty.
No.167260
so uh, hey guys! sorry this took so long my captcha wasnt working
>>167242
heres my dick
No.167261
File: 1458087418557.png (340.43 KB, 398x582, 199:291, marika_tachibana_smug_face….png)
No.167262
No.167264
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No.167265
>>167260
looks like a zombie's dick honestly
>>167248
I'm sorry to hear that, darling
But next time you get all sad, try talking to me, yeah?
I dunno if I can do anything, but I just think you're special and I dont really want to see you sad
No.167266
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>>167256
Aw come on, you're talking to me just fine on steam!
>>167258
yeah, idk
>>167260
ahahaha
this nigga
my nigga
No.167267
>Shy
>First post is dick
…This doesn't add up.
No.167268
>>167260
The absolute madman hahaha
>cut
Disgusting
No.167269
>>167259
How are you? and its Bit!
No.167271
>>167260
this is a new low
>>167261
could it be something in the syrup
or perhaps moose corpses let off gay waves
No.167273
>>167268
whats wrong with being cut?
No.167274
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>>167248
Sometimes it's the small things that can help. I'm glad you came out of it a little tonight :)
>>167253
Try harder :P
>>167254
I'll not be on much longer, well an hour or so then I'm going to try to get some sleep tonight
>>167259
Hey, what you up to tonight?
>>167260
Yep that's a Benis
No.167276
>>167265
what does that even mean?
>>167268
i know…
No.167277
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No.167278
>>167246
I wanted another persons (you)s but hes being a bully and wont give me attention!
>>167252
kill some vampires for me
No.167279
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>>167278
Thats so sad they wont quote you…
No.167280
>>167277
HE DID IT!
I LOVE YOU
No.167281
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>>167278
Do you want me to bully you tonight again Burt?
No.167282
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>>167271
there cuck government putting shit in syrup. makes them faggy and shit
No.167283
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No.167284
>>167265
Uuhh, thanks? (I am not much of a trusting sort of guy, actually.)
>>167274
Thanks, man. Words like that can really help a guy, you know?
No.167285
>>167266
What! I am? I didn't even know I added you!
>>167272
No.167286
>>167266
Not dickposting, that's for sure.
No.167287
>>167280
Burt youre small time.
No.167288
>>167269
Itty Bitty forever!
>>167274
Well, I just got back from a long trip and so I'm going to relax and chat in Discord and whatnot. Feel free to come along, I always love your company.
No.167289
>>167270
But he's being praised for it, I'm sure.
No.167290
>>167266
thanks fam
>>167267
i was just intimidated dropping into this new place, but im balls deep now
>>167271
you have no idea how low i can go
No.167292
>>167274
That sounds wonderful!
No.167293
>vegetables
>my nigga
>first post is dick
>>167285
oh
you're the wrong guy then…
But I love talking to new people!
Add me on steam and we can talk!
Pizza_Migoo
>>167286
i pressured him into it
fucking shut in NEETs will do anything if you pressure them
No.167294
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No.167295
>>167293
[Apply pressure].
No.167296
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>>167282
I don't think I've ever met a canadian who wasn't a homo
>>167290
why'd you make your very first post a picture of your dick though
you didn't even play with people to get them to act desperate, you just hit them in the face with your dick
how do you welcome a dick
No.167298
>>167279
HE DID IT
>>167281
No I dont!
>>167283
Too late you are the best
readd me sometime
>>167287
Its okay with me
No.167299
>>167284
Nawww I get that no worries
It just means I'll have to work a little strenuously for your affection
I'm sure its worth it
Tell me about yourself<3
No.167300
>Moecrab isn't begging for my cock
Makes me a little sad.
No.167301
>>167298
Well thats great he finally did it.
No.167302
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>>167284
No worries <3
>>167288
I'll give discord a miss for tonight, but it's good to see you back safe and sound, give them hell for me :D
>>167292
:D
>>167298
But Burt it's fun, I can think of plenty of things to bully you about, how about we continue on where we left off.. so where else could I cum for you? :D
No.167303
>>167290
I guess just posting your dick upfront means that there's nothing to woeey about anymore. Like just immediatly jumping into the sea, rather than carefully adjusting.
>>167293
Does that include leaving their room?
No.167304
>>167246
I guess, but it's still shameful.
>>167260
… Oh my.
>>167300
Just invent absurd guro fantasies, and he'll be drooling for your dick!
No.167305
>>167300
What's so special about Moe?
No.167306
>>167296
>how do you welcome a dick
with the back of your throat of course
No.167307
>>167302
You can bully me sometimes if you want
No.167309
>>167293
he's not lying any attention is refreshing
jk i show everyone my dick
>>167294
b-but cute girls arent supposed to be
tough….
>>167296
i dont like to tease people also seeing ym dick/balls was kinda like a handshake for me back in the day #freethepenis
>>167303
exactly
>>167304
nice isnt it?
>>167306
this tbh
No.167310
>>167230
Nooo, why can't we be friends?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DmYLrxR0Y8
>>167239
Do you constantly post your voice for me to laugh at?
No.167311
>>167297
FOREVER! By the way I saw a Saber figure today while walking about. Shame it was about ~$110
>>167302
Will do, love!
No.167312
I should be going to bed.
No.167313
>>167299
Hmm…I really love anime and vidya, that's one thing. You probably have learned some of these things when you saw me posting a bit ago.
>>167302
Heh. That pen pal letter was from that 5th grade student, and here I am, a senior (I am 18, ya know. I'll turn 19 in June.)
No.167314
>>167301
makes me happy
>>167302
YOU ARE NOT CUMMING ANYWHERE AHHHHHHHHHH
No.167315
No.167316
>>167302
Oh. Have you checked out that Jordan Underneath guy?
No.167317
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>playing a mission in the Division on the highest difficulty
>get kicked for dying over and over again
No.167318
>>167306
.///.
>>167309
Well, sure paid off.
Heya.
No.167319
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>>167295
I'm not a NEET!
>>167303
maybe
>>167309
are you proud of your dick or something?
No.167320
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>>167304
It's not shameful, you are only having a drink. Chin up <3
>>167307
Now now, I don't need your permission to bully you :3
>>167312
Catch you later <3
>>167314
I'll cum where I please, you don't have a say in the matter :3
>>167316
No not yet, I have it added to my subs though :)
No.167321
>>167309
Well, I'm European, so I'm not a huge fan of cut dicks, but it's not bad.
>>167312
You should! It's late!
No.167322
>>167317
Stop being so bad then.
No.167323
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>>167310
Fine if it's the same name from last time then probably after I finish playing dark souls
>>167311
Cool I would like a saber on my computer desk someday.
No.167324
>>167320
>Implying it was you that needed to ask for permission and not me
No.167325
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>>167306
why the back though
why not like the throat throat
>>167309
teasing is more fun
If everyone did everything they were asked of immediately this place would be boring
I'd tell you to show me your dick before I'll agree to take it but you already did
No.167326
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>>167296
JUST LOOK AT THERE PRIME MINISTER WHAT FUCKING FAGGOT
>>167309
Thats a shame become a airborne ranger like baka is
No.167327
>>167322
Well one time I died it's because some one was knocking at my door so i answered it.
No.167328
>>167305
I bullied the shit out of him, now I want him to accept me as his master.
>>167308
Cmon you little slut.
No.167329
>>167320
But I'm having a pleb drink. It's even worse than just drinking the cheapest possible beer.
No.167330
>>167319
Wouldn't that remove his shut-in-ness?
That means that the pressure won't work anymore, he'd be free!
No.167331
>>167320
I DO THE BULLYING NERD
No.167333
>>167328
Can I see your cock or not?
No.167334
>>167323
Oh I was mostly just making a joke there, I don't remember anything other than biycloudyo
No.167335
>>167319
i mean kinda? its p big
>>167321
i mean being american theres not much of a choice but ty
>>167325
im more the shock and awe type
No.167336
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>>167333
The long answer is No.
No.167337
>>167328
Dont want to add me? cause o want to tlak to you again
No.167338
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>>167328
n-no ! I am not lewd :c
No.167339
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>>167324
:3
>>167329
You aren't a pleb, now quit feeling awkward and enjoy your drinky :3
>>167331
I'll cut your beard any more lip bucko
No.167340
>>167325
because that means you took who evers dick all the way in!
you could have it press up on your cheek or whatever, but that isn't as impressive.
>>167326
IM NOT BECOMING A FUCKING RANGER
>>167330
Hm… I guess it would…
>>167335
it's big, but ugly tbh
I suppose it'd feel better than it looks, a dick for fucking more than sucking.
Once you become a middle aged man with a beer belly it'll fit you.
No.167341
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>>167326
enlighten me on their prime minister
I don't pay any attention to politics
>>167335
it was shocking
dunno about awing but I didn't expect it
>>167336
like your dick right
No.167342
>>167320
His channel is very interesting, since he has a much different opinion of horror than mine. Though when I actually thought about it, I actually have near the same opinion of horror than he does. Anyways, how are you tonight?
…Wait. I already said that.
Ah well. What is one of your favourite book series so far?
No.167343
>>167337
Maybe another day.
>>167338
You're going to be mine regardless, Moecrab <3
No.167344
>>167335
Well, people don't generally have a choice about how their dicks look anyway! Except fat people tend to have shorter-looking dicks, I guess.
>>167338
kek
>>167339
I am a horrible pleb doing horrible pleb things! I'm having fun and it's awful!
No.167345
>>167339
no one would let you do that|
my beard is great
No.167346
>>167332
This one looks nice I think
>>167334
So is it still a joke?
No.167347
>>167338
you're very lewd dont lie
>>167340
i've already talked to a recruiter for you :3
>>167341
he like a SJW with real political power
No.167348
>>167340
thats it in veiny mode, it also has smooth mode but i dont have a pic on hand
>>167341
50% of my goal is fine by me
>>167344
it hides in their fat mound too
No.167349
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>>167342
The Malazan series is my favourite though I told you that before too :D but that's ok :)
>>167344
You better have fun or else I'll have to bully you
>>167345
It might be great, but I'll shave it off any more lip :3
No.167350
>>167336
What's the short answer?
>>167340
Better not try, then.
No.167351
>>167346
No steamcommunity.com/id/iliketodrool
No.167353
>Date got a 24h cooldown in csgo
No.167354
>>167348
Exactly! Though I guess if they're fucking you really hard they can push some of the fat back? I'm not really sure how that works.
>>167349
That's not actually a threat to me and you know it!
>>167352
TOP LEWD
O
P
L
E
W
D
No.167355
>>167347
but im only 16, i can't join yet!
>>167348
oooh, strange
>>167350
[y/n]
y
No.167356
Come now, don't be shy. Say hello.
No.167357
>>167356
>File (hide): 1458089160119.png (853.35 KB, 1136x864
No.167358
>>167343
my id is beardedburt save or ask again if you ever want too add me
ill stop bothering you for tonight have fun with others
>>167349
I WILL KILL YOU
No.167359
>>167354
I know you'd enjoy it too much :D
No.167360
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>>167355
i believe you can tho, you do you're training. you just cant be deployed until your're 18. thats how it works in the UK
No.167361
>>167358
I doubt that very much, I know I'll cum in your beard so thick you'll have to shave it then :D
No.167362
>>167354
I finally found someone into doing the disgusting things I am into to me
No.167363
>>167360
you have to be 17 here i think
im not sure
No.167364
>>167354
yeah this fat guy who i used to be on the swim team with explained to to me and yeahit pushes back and apparently it feels good for girls or some shit but they're fat so yknow ew
>>167355
yeah like sometimes thr core of my dick get hard and sometimes its more the veins and shit
No.167365
>>167313
Not the vidya part but you can usually assume whoever posts here plays games somewhat
What games do you like familia?
No.167366
>>167353
Cooldown?
How come?
No.167367
>>167349
Lol. Well, mine is the Maximum Ride series, since it is a bit more action-based. It follows the story of a flock of bird kids who have escaped from this establishment called the School. They then live their lives in relative peace in an out-of-the-way cabin, then there are some creatures called Erasers that try to kill the flock. And somewhere along the way, the leader of the flock, Maximum Ride, is assigned a VERY vague mission to save the world. So it follows them trying to save the world in some very vague way. (I won't say too much, since I hate spoiling the story for you. The book series is about 8 volumes long, btw.)
…What is that character that you are always avatarfagging now?
No.167368
>>167363
AWWWWW THATS SUCKS :/
No.167370
>>167364
>the core of my dick
wew
you'll make my whole dick hard if you keep saying stuff like that
No.167371
>>167365
Usually platformers, RTSes, turn-based strategy, anything that isn't RPGs. (I haven't played them when I was a kid, so I have no attachment, you see.)
No.167372
>>167361
I will beat you up you dont get to do that at all!
No.167373
>>167359
Well yeah, but I'd need master's permission and I'm far too drunk now anyway! I only seem kinda sober 'cause of my spell checker.
>>167362
Oh my! Like, all the weird stuff? How! Who! Etc.!
>>167364
That's more of an aesthetic problem than a practical problem then, I guess!
>good for girls
>for girls
kek
No.167374
>>167371
That sounds rad
You got a steam yeah bae?
Ima take a shower but lets play some games sometime so we can bond
http://steamcommunity.com/id/KittiesAndBunnies/
No.167376
>>167370
would that be so bad~
>>167373
yeah plus that means i get the best of both cock types
my only weakness is that its big when flaccid to so i can wear cute girly this as easily
No.167377
>>167374
Steam name: TheReverserOfTime50
No.167378
File: 1458089779421.png (436.72 KB, 661x900, 661:900, 64bb3e4a044ab334f3cde107e8….png)
>>167367
The Malazan series is 17 books so far, it's military fantasy, you should pick it up sometime
My avatar is Asashimo from kancolle
>>167372
I'd like you to beat me up, it'll make it all the more fun when I cum over your beard :D
>>167373
Aw that's ok, don't worry about it. Just drink your colgate and enjoy it :D
No.167379
>>167373
I've known him for like a year and we've been lewd off and on and he just bullied me into telling him all the things I wanted now he tells me stuffs like how he wants to cut off my dick and feed it to me and fuck the hole where it was and make me drink my blood and cum and bite my throat out
No.167381
File: 1458089866522.jpg (421.71 KB, 800x1183, 800:1183, 68a300a06400b981e06fe97fbb….jpg)
>>167376
tbh im usually like half hard and really horny whenever im on here
No.167383
>>167378
>Asashimo
DESTROYER EW.
No.167384
>>167375
Geh ins Bett!
>>167376
Eh, well at least that means you don't get bullied about it.
>>167378
Stop bullying me about my shitty liquor, at least!
>>167379
Oh wow, well, I still think your fetishes are silly as hell, but I guess I'm glad you found someone who shares them anyway!
No.167385
>>167383
Don't be giving me lip now Blackjack or I'll bully you next :3
No.167386
>>167382
>come back
>decide it didn't post
>it did post
:)
Be mine, Moecrab! Post more Crab girl
No.167387
>>167384
He has me tie a string around my balls when I cum for him and hit myself there a lot on mic too. They're not silly just different !
No.167388
>>167378
…Huh. Military fantasy…That's actually a genre I haven't even heard of. Sounds interesting…
Ah, KanColle…A series I don't know jack shit about.
No.167389
>>167384
Well chin up and bottoms up cheeky :3
No.167390
Time for SOMETHING, that is EVERYTHING in which is NOTHING.
whoa
No.167391
>>167383
>>167385
>Not picking best type of ships
Yes yes, i'm going now. Just need to do a few things.
No.167392
No.167393
>>167381
half hard feels so good to suck <3
>>167384
absolutely, plus my pants are always tight to my dick so everyone knows it
also
>shitty liqour
my nigguh
No.167394
>>167378
i will kiLL YOU
>>167380
ADD ME ADD ME ADD ME ADD ME
No.167395
File: 1458090192555.jpg (216.6 KB, 500x765, 100:153, Zuikaku.(Kantai.Collection….jpg)
>>167385
Pick a REAL ship instead of a up gunned torpedo boat
No.167396
>>167392
I'll go deep in you fag boy.
No.167397
>>167387
Yes yes, sorry, I shouldn't make fun of your fetishes, a lot of people would think my fetishes are weird as hell too.
>>167389
>bottoms up
Lewd! In any case, I'll probably have to stop drinking soonish, it's getting late and I'm getting tired.
>>167393
It's shitty "absinth", though! Being unreasonably turquoise!
No.167399
>>167369
Good then we can have hot homo sex
and bully you way easier
No.167400
>>167394
Bring it on, I'll let you shoot me
>>167395
I like her design, not the ship itself :P
No.167401
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>>167396
How could you say such a thing?…
No.167402
>Sperged out on csgo and got a 1 day ban
kill me ;_;
No.167403
>>167397
personally im a fan of my 7$ 1.75 liter taaka
so cheap so bad but so drunk
No.167404
>>167397
Miles has weird fetishes too !
No.167405
No.167406
>>167397
Well at least you can finish your colgate for fresh breath before bed :D
No.167407
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>>167395
this is an acceptable favorite right
No.167408
>>167400
i love Zuikaku's design she is best ship
No.167410
>>167403
Taaka?
>>167404
Yeah, he does! But weird in a completely different way than yours!
>>167406
NO BULLY
No.167411
>>167407
carriers are the best shipgurls :3
No.167412
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>>167407
>>167408
Theres a few good designs
>>167410
Okay, I'll not bully you before you go to bed, wouldn't have you cry yourself to sleep :)
No.167413
>>167407
>
>>167410
Would you and miles be the bulls in my cuck relationship ?
No.167414
I might pass our
add me… lewd me f you want
>>167400
fuk u my beard is sacred
ded kid
No.167416
>>167399
I wont allow that to happen nerd
No.167417
No.167418
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>>167414
I'll shave off your beard and use it for kindling Burt :3
No.167419
>>167412
I don't cry from that kind of weak bullying!
>>167413
Uuh! I don't think I get what you mean! That both of us fucked your bf, you mean?
No.167420
>>167410
its the cheapest vodka you can buy here
No.167421
>all these secondaries
>>167413
I'll be your bull.
No.167422
>>167411
my 4 favories are Verniy, Kiso, Isokaze, and Zuihou
>>167412
ehh
there's more than a few
>>167413
nice nice
No.167424
>>167420
Oh, I was hoping for something interesting, like a Finnish syrup liquor or whatever.
>>167423
I'll have to decline then, sorry!
No.167425
>>167417
im drunk and want attention froim one person
so no
>>167418
bo you nwont!
No.167427
>>167425
I'm one person, am I that person?
No.167428
>>167425
>froim
>bo
>nwont
Get yourself a spell checker, cutie, and you'll seem a lot less drunk!
No.167429
>>167425
Fair enough.
How about my attention?
No.167430
finally killed Dennis on my 30k soul limit run
fuck spells
this is why we burned suspects of witchcraft
No.167431
>>167409
well some guy team killed me like 4 rounds before
and one round he keep saying bad words and bad mouthing me so i team killed him and his friend got infront of me and i killed him too
so a 24 hour cool down from competetive for me ;_;
No.167432
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>>167419
I wasn't bullying you then :P
>>167422
Theres a lot, they have a lot of nice designs
>>167425
I would, I'd watch them go up in a puff of smoke
No.167433
>>167426
I'm not sure why Burt is so obsessed with me.
No.167434
>>167428
Does he want to seem less drunk, though?
No.167435
>>167423
what are these like based off of
it's so familiar but I feel wrong on my guess
No.167436
>>167435
I have no idea, I was hoping you'd know
No.167437
>>167427
npot at all
>>167428
sorry
>>167429
youre not him
>>167432
youd be dead
>>167433
its because you are the best!
i missed you so much
No.167438
>>167432
I barely even understand what you mean at this point.
>>167434
Maybe not, but at least it'll be easier to understand him!
>>167437
It's nothing to apologize for, just something to keep in mind! If you, like me, think it's kinda awkward to be super drunk.
No.167439
i gotta sleep
goodnight all
No.167440
No.167441
so like Im thinking of showering and shaving so i can put on makeup and look cute so i can show my butt to people, should I?
No.167442
>>167438
It's not that hard, as is.
I also think he's beyond being able to be spellchecked.
No.167443
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No.167444
>>167441
If you are actually cute then yes
No.167445
>>167441
why do you need makeup for your butt
No.167446
>>167439
Goodnight, Burt!
>>167442
When you're so drunk that you don't really notice the red lines under your words, it's time to stop posting and go to bed!
No.167450
>>167445
My guess is that he'll post more than butt.
>>167446
Ooh, like that.
I was thinking of autocorrect.
No.167451
>>167445
you reel em in with the cute face and then whipp out the butt its a process
>>167444
i mean kinda? i usually am pretty successful
No.167452
>>167451
>nose piercing
Why are you so ugly?
No.167453
>>167449
Of course he is, but you don't want to type like "ofc orusen is buty ou dontn twant to tuioerpe liektsi his" no matter how drunk you are!
>>167450
Oh God no, autocorrect is terrible. It leads to more misunderstandings.
No.167454
>>167451
Why do people not tidy up before taking pictures? :P
No.167455
>>167450
I don't understand posting your face
I thought it was like one of those things you don't do online but some people just don't seem to care
>>167451
you have dumb hair
No.167457
Homemade hot cocoa sure is the best!~
No.167458
>>167453
Yea, exactly.
Mistake on my part.
>>167455
In another community, we had regular Tinychats, with cam.
It's hard to not show your face like that.
That's all people have seen of me, though. That and a bare chest.
No.167459
>>167456
Any and all piercings are ugly.
Girls or girls, deal with it nerd.
No.167461
…And I don't give a fuck if it is June and it's 95*, I would love them shits.
No.167462
No.167463
>>167451
qt as fuck
as always
No.167464
>>167459
>Any and all piercings are ugly.
Can't argue with that.
No.167465
>>167457
take a picture of your cow
>>167458
That's a little different I think, it sounds more like a skype group or whatever
literally anyone can walk in here though
No.167466
>>167452
>>167460
thanks fams
>>167454
im a budding hikikomori its against my warrior code
>>167455
my hair is lovely ur just jelly
No.167468
>>167465
…I don't have one…
No.167469
>>167465
Nah, That was through 4chan, even.
I don't care who sees my face. Everyone on the street sees my face too, right?
>>167467
Nite, Magi.
No.167470
>>167459
you should see yourself out.
No.167471
No.167472
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No.167475
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>>167470
Out of where, the shit taste zone you are in?
>>167467
Night babe.
No.167477
>>167473
Isn't typing that easier than posting that pic?
No.167478
No.167479
No.167480
>>167466
no it's this stupid fuccboi shit where you aren't commited enough to grow long hair but won't take short fag hair
pick one
>>167467
night night
>>167468
you said it was your cocoa
>>167469
that's true, but people on the street don't bully you or pick out your faults or something
in real life it's more like walking around in a costume or wearing a mask or something- you draw attention to yourself that isn't needed
No.167481
>>167480
Well, I used some milk, HERSHEY'S cocoa, and sugar.
No.167482
>>167480
Fair enough.
Never got bullied for my face. Always compliments.
Which sucks. I dislike myself, can't handle compliments at all, make me feel defensive and just generally awful.
No.167483
>>167480
thats an old pic actually, heres a newer one with me being purposely ugly
No.167484
>>167483
Can you stop posting pictures of yourself
No.167485
>>167475
I love it when you make posts highlighting your pleb status
it's a nice reminder
No.167486
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No.167488
No.167489
No.167491
>>167482
I've never got bullied for it either, I just mean you're opening yourself up to even the tiniest of criticisms when you attentionwhore. I'm talking about what's going on here though. If it's a board or a place where using your face is the normal thing instead of anime gorls, than yeah I don't see a problem with that
>>167481
you put in marshmallows or whip cream or anything?
No.167492
>>167488
Sometimes when he's being super subby, but not generally, no.
>>167490
NO LEWDING
No.167494
No.167497
hope everyone of you is doing good :)
No.167498
>>167491
Fair enough.
This place is rather similar to it though, just with different people, and way less hostile.
>>167492
That's what I thought.
No.167499
>>167496
>>167497
Go to beeed! It's late!
No.167501
>>167500
Still not 100% sure why this is a thing.
But I'm glad it is.
No.167502
>>167494
You look like a total sweetheart
Tell me a little about yourself, bae
No.167503
>>167499
you arent Date!
a-and I have vacation so I can stay up long!
No.167505
>>167497
Cheers, I am.
How're you?
No.167506
>>167502
well, im a shutin neet currently, my only real hobby is building pc's, Im into shitty math rock mostly, uh… im a really polite person apparently
No.167507
>>167504
>>167503
Actually I am Date! And I've been cucking you with Miles all along! And I'm telling you to go to bed!
No.167510
>>167507
h-heh how funny
THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT?
No.167511
>tfw nowhere to nestle my hot, throbbing cock
Ah well.
No.167512
>>167511
you got hands dont cha?
No.167513
>>167508
Still not a fan of me being here, huh?
No.167514
>>167506
That sounds nice, to be honest I've always had a random taste in the shy type
Especially the cute shy types
People here call me boo but my official is booboolaboosh~
I'm an aspiring wildlife biologist and a huge fucking memer/flirt who likes to do whatever he thinks is fun at the time
What's math rock?
No.167515
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No.167516
>>167509
>>167510
It is not a joke and you're the Cuckmaster! I am Date and I've just been using a VPN to pretend to be Amerikan! Come on though, you've seen him in videos and stuff, I couldn't really be him.
No.167517
>>167515
Bigger then yours :3 sorry i still love you bratty
No.167518
>>167514
>aspiring wildlife biologist
No.167519
>>167516
skandi dont bully him
No.167521
No.167522
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>>167512
I lost 'em in a tragic boating accident, you're going to have to use your mouth
>>167517
Mean but ultimately probably true.
No.167524
>>167520
its ok!
its just a rib
so its A-ok!
No.167525
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>>167517
that's fucked up
outta nowhere too
No.167526
>>167514
i meant send this
No.167527
>>167513
why would a guy from animus even care if I like him.
Well this place is lost anyway.
Most of the OG's dont come here anymore.
>>167516
I only saw some pics and I dont know how you look.
>>167519
THANK YOU <3
No.167528
>>167520
THAT WILL PUT YOU IN PLACE!
HA!
No.167529
>>167525
sorry i wanted to bully someone for a change, rather then get bullied im sorry
No.167530
File: 1458094089619.jpg (Spoiler Image, 372.04 KB, 850x637, 850:637, sample_6d4b4eef77aaf1cc8e4….jpg)
>>167525
Cuck him with me to get back at him
No.167531
>>167523
Shut up, cuck!
>>167524
You did kinda ruin my joke, though! Unless, of course, I'm just talking to myself now and using VPNs.
>>167527
I guess that's true! But even so, I'd hardly have been able to keep on being two people for months!
>>167528
SHUT UP AND GO TO BED
No.167532
>>167527
I don't need you to like me, I'm just not comfortable with being disliked.
Me being here has nothing to do with that place.
No.167533
No.167534
>>167527
<3
>>167528
dont be mean as well!
skandi was just joking, so dont be mean
hostility is not nice my love
>>167531
well i got to take care of my akari, and no im 100% real!!!!
No.167535
File: 1458094234903.jpg (76.66 KB, 649x1200, 649:1200, 36be02675ec7e8abe41c09597d….jpg)
>>167529
who bullies you? we can beat em up
or you can and I'll support you
I'm ok with it if it's you
>>167530
I don't think there's anything to cuck
No.167536
>>167531
The only cuck here is you!
No.167537
>>167518
lmao i cant believe you still have this fucking image
its rude to intrude on your friend's flirting btw
>>167521
Kinda just sounds like regular rock babe
Whats the difference?
No.167538
>>167533
Aye, his first post was during this thread.
No.167539
>>167533
everyone after thread number 20 is a fucking newfag
>>167534
b-but..
sorry :(
I love you
No.167540
>>167534
Who posted that? Was it a fake person? It feels like I'm replying to a post, but it can't be true.
>>167536
You're the biggest cuck on the board, ya nerd!
>>167539
Rekt :^)
No.167541
No.167542
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>>167536
this only makes me want to rewatch mekakucity more than I already did
No.167543
>>167539
stop being mean, i love you too but be nice to everyone, even new people
No.167544
No.167545
>>167511
Well Burt seems like an option.
>>167540
Skandi stop getting drunk so easy, I started drinking before you and I'm still not intoxicated.
No.167547
>>167540
Nuh uh!
>>167542
I would if the ending wasn't trash, seems like they rushed it.
No.167548
>>167544
It's fine, not everyone can exist for real.
>>167545
Well, I've been drinking absinthe! And it's getting to the point where I'm not just drunk but sleepy as well, which is never a good mix!
PS. No lewding of Burt.
No.167549
>>167535
well people tease me and i dont know what say
No.167550
>>167537
Of course I kept it. It's a good memory.
Didn't mean to intrude, but I was just wondering, did you need a crayfish-crest because of the aspiring wildlife biologist thing?
No.167552
its official, im being lewd tonight.
talk to you nerds in like 30 minutes
No.167553
>>167552
so is ur name misspelled on purpose or..?
No.167554
>>167548
im real!!!!
im just protecting my sweet akari from your bullying!!!!!
ill hold him in my bosom so he wont have to hear your bullying!!!!
>>167551
no being mean or i wont let you post!
No.167555
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>>167545
Burt is passed out drunk.
Besides if I give him the dick then he really will be even more addicted to me than he already is.
No.167556
>>167550
Im glad you doing good!
Sorry for the bad start we had!
I will be nice to you from now on.
No.167557
>>167553
my last name is vega so yeah its on purpose
its my username for a lot of shit
No.167558
No.167559
>>167554
l-look the post I made ><
No.167560
>>167554
You're protecting Akari from bullying while telling him not to be mean.
Does no one get to bully anyone, nowadays?
No.167561
>>167547
it definitely is
the source material is pretty loose though, and the manga written by Jin/the creator was pretty new then, so I can see why
>>167549
call them names like stupid or dumb or horse dick if it applies
I think it upsets people
No.167562
>>167546
We might not get to bikes tonight babe, busy playing video games.
>>167548
>>167548
Yeah thats not fun, I took a nap before I started drinking tonight just so I wouldn't get tired to so easily.
No.167563
>>167550
I honestly have no idea why I wanted that
Surely not for my career though
No.167564
>>167547
"Bitcuck" is what everyone calls you! Even your parents, behind your back!
>>167554
Well, fine, I'll stop! But only because I'm pretty sure master and Akari are friends!
No.167565
No.167566
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No.167567
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>>167562
oh ok
I'm happy you're telling me now so I don't keep waiting for it though
No.167568
No.167569
>>167556
>>167559
danke, you are a good boy ^~^
>>167558
yes?
>>167560
no its a bully free zone, a huge hug box!!!
>>167564
^~^
No.167570
>>167556
Don't worry about it. I'm sure someone from animus came here for reasons other than just niceposting. Too much of that and I understand hostility.
Glad to hear this, though. Thanks.
>>167563
I was sure glad you liked it, though.
I made it as a joke, but you seemed to enjoy it.
No.167571
>>167562
It's not unfun, it's just a different kind of drunk! I tend to be far more of an idiot than if I'm just drunk, though.
No.167572
>>167569
cyber-pet me and say everything is going to be okay
No.167573
>>167561
Ah that explains it
>>167564
Not true! Skanucuck! or something..
>>167566
lol
No.167574
>>167569
I'm fine with no-bully, but I'm no good with hugs.
No.167576
>>167573
Well, yeah, that's the problem, both of us have too short names to really add "cuck" in at any reasonable point.
No.167577
>tfw when you cum and you feel how your eyes getting wet becuse you are so fucking hard in love
No.167578
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No.167579
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No.167580
No.167581
>>167561
yeah that works, lets from a alliance the BRAT AND BLACJACK FEDERATION
>>167562
H-H-ORSE DICK :S