No.167575
1st for trump
The official candidate of /lewd/!
No.167584
>>167575
I will have YOUR FUCKING HEAD
No.167585
>>167572
pat pat
everything is going to be A-ok stranger!
i guarantee it!!!! ^~^
>>167574
practice makes better!!!
>>167577
L-lewd!!
No.167586
>>167561
yeah that works, lets from a alliance the BRAT AND BLACJACK FEDERATION
>>167562
H-H-ORSE DICK :S !
No.167587
>>167579
That doesn't actually work, though, Cucknada.
No.167588
Boo thread? That's a first for me.
>>167585
Aye, but I'm not getting any practice with that…
No.167589
No.167590
>>167567
We will watch first thing in the morning hun, no excuses this time.
>>167571
Aw I guess I'm less tight when I'm extremely drunk and tired as well. I just like being conscious of my fun most the time.
No.167591
File: 1458095394647.jpg (184.97 KB, 800x1276, 200:319, a3e78a2e28c25089ddd234b8c8….jpg)
Bit, remember when you were my little whore?
No.167592
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>>167586
only if we can call it bratjack
>>167590
I don't wanna in the morning though, I really like watching this at bedtime even if it does mean we can't some nights
No.167593
>>167588
hmmm well im sure there are alot of folk here who wouldnt mind hugging it out with you
>>167589
NP!
i hope you feel better!
and if you need anything just reply to me ill try my best to help you!!!
No.167594
>>167592
TOO
FUCKING
BAD
We are watching it in the morning, at least a few episodes until night time. Then we will marathon.
No.167595
>>167593
You think so? How come?
No.167596
>>167591
Nah but I remember trying to be your friend but you couldn't handle that apparently
No.167597
File: 1458095596960.png (50.77 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_n4csqo7sPe1rxipgco1….png)
>>167592
DEAL! we will conquer /lewd/ and bring about a new era
No.167598
>>167590
Now now, I'm not so bad that I won't remember this! I stopped drinking maybe an hour and a half ago, and now I'm just slowly winding down and getting ready to sleep. And making very sure not to be too disobedient, but teasing master a bit anyway.
No.167599
>>167596
I don't have friends.
No.167600
WARNING WARNING WARNING
DRAMA ALERT DRAMA ALERT
WARNING WARNING WARNING
No.167601
>>167594
I refuse
bike boys makes me feel good and I like looking forward to it at the end of the day
it just feels like a nice nightime thing
pretty please
>>167597
conquering is scary
I'm pretty sure there's people who could shut us down quickly
how about we just be bratjack in name only
No.167602
>>167600
hype
i never experienced /lewd/ drama
No.167603
>>167599
Yea yea you said that last time lol
>>167600
WHAAT UP DRAMA ALERT NATION ITS YOUR HOST KEEEEEEMSTAR
No.167604
>>167601
Ok bratty yeah maybe i got a bit ambitious :3
No.167605
Skandi is going to bed alone, 'cause his master is watching some gay political stuff. Goodnight everynyan.
No.167606
File: 1458095920242.jpg (676.4 KB, 889x700, 127:100, 4c4caf84b1dea4c575043c58ce….jpg)
No.167607
No.167608
>>167598
Ew no, I drink till I pass out. I will almost always wake up to an open bottle of liquor
>>167601
You think I fall so easily to your womanly wonders?
>>167605
Night night skandilicious
No.167609
I have this as my mouse option!
No.167610
>>167595
everyone is super nice here!!! ^~^
yes indeed!
No.167612
File: 1458096067955.png (347.98 KB, 577x650, 577:650, 0e2224931587113d03f1faadec….png)
>>167604
>superthumb.gif
>no gif
>no thumbs that are super
????
>>167605
night night
>>167608
what womanly wonders
I just like it at bed time and it calms me down before sleep
No.167613
>>167610
Yeah, sure seems like it.
That doesn't mean they'd hug me, though.
No.167614
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>>167613
yeah but i say its a 50/50 chance they will say yes
and worst they can do is say no!!
No.167615
>anon-chan thinking he's hot shit
No.167616
>>167609
You're left handed?
No.167619
>>167612
its all disinformation bratty, its part of plan, :3
No.167621
>>167614
But they can't say no at all if I never ask!
No.167622
>>167612
That's cause you always fap at night is why it calms you down.
No.167623
>>167620
Cool!
Hey hey, do I have you on steam?
No.167624
No.167625
File: 1458096369232.png (709.24 KB, 906x960, 151:160, 12717427_1518531708442527_….png)
>>167621
well then go ahead and ask around!!!!
No.167626
>>167618
I should use my left hand more
No.167627
>>167619
>(1)
you have two of these?
>>167618
>>167620
ooh me too me too
does that mean we'll burn in hell twice
>>167622
why does it matter the reason?
I really do enjoy watching it though, and my emotions are out more at night so it's easier to cry to it
No.167629
>>167625
But then they can say no!
Besides, how does one even ask such a thing?
No.167630
>>167628
what is it with you
No.167631
>>167623
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Drunken_Blackjack/
>>167627
i dont haha disinformation again
yes satin going to love us 3 :3
No.167633
>>167627
You don't need to cry its just a show about bicycles!
Fine you slut we be sure to watch it tomorrow night then for at least a little bit.
No.167634
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>>167626
y?
>>167627
Yeah! Hell with bit and brat!
No.167635
File: 1458096688324.jpg (153.83 KB, 575x674, 575:674, 47f2074d68c0e42518a031354d….jpg)
No.167636
>>167629
can i please have a hug?
see ez pz
No.167637
No.167638
>>167636
But I'm bad with hugs, why would I ask for them?
No.167639
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>>167633
no
perm guy punching everybody for motivation was worth crying over
I don't regret it at all
why am I always a slut
ty
No.167640
File: 1458096839323.png (1.09 MB, 723x1023, 241:341, 4be0978bbcbc314e80597eed9a….png)
>>167637
>LOL
what did he mean by this
No.167641
>>167638
ok now we just repeat a cycle
just ask!!!!
never hurts to do so
No.167642
>>167641
But there's really no pay-off, either!
If I don't ask, I don't get hugs, which is fine.
If I do, I either get hugged, or refused. Both of which are less attractive than just not getting hugs.
No.167643
>>167640
get your memes outta here
No.167644
>>167634
Idk I only use it for one thing, just feels weird not using it like I use my right to do everything
>>167635
What?
No.167645
>>167642
but its about the sentiment
the fact someone took time off of their life to do such a gesture is really nice to feel!
No.167646
>>167639
I call everyone a slut, I'd call my own wife a slut.
But its an okay scene, you really will cry when we get ot my favorite scene then.
You welcome slut
No.167647
File: 1458097265564.jpg (90.29 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, 9230cfa199c9a35482280f9e11….jpg)
>>167643
geeze
so rude…
Who're you anyway?
Sorry I had to leave earlier~
>>167644
I'm in the same spot. I can jerk off with both hands though, so that's nice.
I write with my left hand and some other weird shit but I use my right hand for a lot of other shit.
No.167648
File: 1458097266181.jpg (248.37 KB, 744x1044, 62:87, b5bd1789c1ddc308e6225b2534….jpg)
>>167646
that's kind of mean when they haven't done anything to deserve being called a slut
I thought I saw you say you didn't want to marry
No it's a good scene it's a good
No.167649
>>167645
Maybe, but that's the same when someone asks me how my day was, or genuinely wants to know how I'm feeling, no?
No.167650
>>167647
im not going to cyber you, kid
so forget it
No.167651
>>167649
well yes and no because its all situation and has different meaning even if it feels the same
the lady in the bakery can ask how your day was sure, but a good friend will hug you seeing you in a bad shape if you get what im saying
No.167652
File: 1458097559731.jpg (203.66 KB, 600x851, 600:851, a372f70b0ec47d1dbe4d9073dd….jpg)
>>167650
?
I never said anything about that dude.
Why would you even have such a dirty thing on your mind? Especially about someone as old as me!
No.167653
>>167648
I will marry for sure one day.
I just don't want to marry anytime soon is all, despite me making a very common joke of me constantly asking people to marry me.
No.167654
>>167651
…Weren't we talking about hugs in this place, rather than IRL?
Because of hugbox
No.167655
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>>167653
do we need a chat tomo?
No.167656
No.167657
is it weird or wrong to eat a bowl full of whip cream and chocolate chips
No.167658
>>167657
It's not good for ya, and probably weird.
But it's not wrong.
No.167659
>>167655
>>167655
A chat about what hun?
No.167660
>>167657
no thats really cute though :3
No.167661
>>167656
???
What?
Geeze, did someone put a stick up your butt?
No.167662
File: 1458098123854.gif (527.09 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_nao5seU8NY1t9kr5po2….gif)
>>167659
why do you want to marry everyone and make concubines?
No.167663
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>>167658
whip cream is so good
it makes me feel bad
but it's so good
>>167660
I'm afraid I've given myself diabetes or something
I don't know how to not eat sugar and I eat way too much
No.167664
>>167663
I know, I know.
And it goes so well with chocolate.
No.167666
No.167667
>>167663
you be fine if you where diabetic you would know,
plus if you not overweight you should be fine
No.167668
File: 1458098335949.png (531.74 KB, 537x753, 179:251, b5fab72225df1b68536c4d90a4….png)
>>167662
I don't at all, I just want to marry cute people like you.
No.167669
>>167665
night night, sleep well
No.167671
>>167666
Then what's the problem?
Don't like me or somethin?
No.167672
No.167673
>>167672
Baka is my waifu though dude
No.167675
File: 1458098768263.jpg (438.23 KB, 873x1200, 291:400, 54c1c7d53c74173971c55693f0….jpg)
>>167667
I think it's pretty bad though
this is the sugar I had today:
cinnamon graham crackers
peanut butter 3 different times
3 different chocolate candy things
chocolate chip granola
whip cream and chocolate chips
I eat like fruit and shit too but I feel like I'm killing myself
No.167677
>>167672
Hm…
Strange.
Are ya just not too talkative of a guy or somethin?
>>167673
ehhhh
Rager is my husbando tho
No.167678
>>167676
>>167677
i've never felt worse in my whole life than i do now
No.167679
File: 1458098903112.jpg (336.1 KB, 800x662, 400:331, af475a921507095c883d7f7df3….jpg)
>>167676
:D
*kisses you*
>>167678
it could be worse, just imagine, now you don't get to find out how bad i smell after not taking a shower!
No.167680
No.167681
>>167668
i declare i will marry you one day :3
>>167675
have you ever going hospital for your eating habits? i have i nuked my liver by eating too much salt, so my liver stopped working i went yellow as well. i got to be more careful tbh because i dont gain weight,
No.167683
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>>167681
I'll add you to the waiting list then.
I'll make sure to get you a pretty dress to wear as my wife though.
No.167684
it took fucking forever but i did it
No.167685
>>167681
not yet but I could see it happening
>>167684
why are you such an attentionwhore
No.167686
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>>167683
>waiting list
whaaaaaaat?
No.167687
File: 1458099380685.png (237.8 KB, 620x653, 620:653, 8255ff9047a4cf713b64a30926….png)
>>167680
So yeah?
It's fine.
How are you doing anyhow, you told me to listen to someone earlier but I never got around to it, who was it again? Dan something…
>>167684
*punches you in the fucking dick*
No.167689
>>167684
you depress me :s
>>167685
just be careful bratty :3
No.167690
File: 1458099510796.png (899.93 KB, 811x1200, 811:1200, 888aa7239289d04a876e5480e9….png)
>>167684
Way too heavy use on the make up, but you could pass as a woman.
>>167686
I'll boost you to the number 2 slot alright?
No.167692
>>167687
dan friel - total folklore
No.167693
>>167690
who's number one? :s
No.167695
>>167693
My current waifu.
No.167696
>>167654
well yes and no
i meant it as in general
No.167697
>>167695
where am I
you still have my fucking ring
No.167698
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>>167692
Ah, is this noise?
No.167699
No.167700
No.167701
No.167702
>>167697
You at the same time as blackjack.
We gonna have that happy 3 way.
No.167703
No.167704
>>167699
Valedictorian is fucking great!
This is actually kind of what I've been looking for, for a while.
Harsh but nice sounding, y'know?
No.167705
>>167704
i figured you would like it
No.167706
>>167705
how'd you figure that out, mister smarty pants?
No.167707
File: 1458100044743.jpg (168.87 KB, 943x1500, 943:1500, 99dcefb1cde2bef2c352498d5b….jpg)
>>167702
I'm a jealous woman
if this is a marriage I want it to be monogamous
No.167708
>>167702
Yay this sounds really nice :3
No.167709
>>167706
you like the ilys
No.167710
>>167707
Alright you and blackjack kill each other.
>>167708
RIP apparently brat is selfish.
No.167711
File: 1458100263173.jpg (47.63 KB, 511x720, 511:720, 1010191_10152378607584839_….jpg)
>tfw im marrying akari and having babies with him
life is good
No.167712
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>>167709
Sci, you tricky fuck!
No.167713
>>167710
I invoked bratjack protocol :3
No.167714
File: 1458100543476.jpg (378.59 KB, 516x729, 172:243, 8d03693f07595e02a4a9eaee45….jpg)
>>167713
what exactly does that involve
No.167715
>>167714
I don't know, just don't kill me
No.167716
No.167717
>>167713
I had to read that 3 times before I got it.
I was amused.
No.167718
File: 1458100828614.png (651.83 KB, 708x1000, 177:250, 43e8cdd546374ab0bbf82e8878….png)
>>167715
I didn't plan on it
we should marry and use homo as a concubine
>>167717
give me credit I came up with it
No.167719
File: 1458101006066.jpg (154.38 KB, 723x994, 723:994, 016e07e3f0d18cd0d0d193f788….jpg)
>>167716
oh
sorry, i don't remember many people seeing the ily post I made, nor did I think any random guy would remember
thanks for remembering though
I'm going to bed though, see ya around.
Night everyone~
No.167720
>>167718
Did you? I've never seen it before.
>>167718
You are the homo, I'm not a concubine, if you married just means you'd both be my pets.
No.167721
>>167717
It's brats idea not mine
>>167718
This is it brat, that is the bratjack protocol
No.167722
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>>167720
it's my amazing title I came up with at the end of last thread
why would we be your pets
>>167721
when's the film adaptation
No.167723
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>>167722
What the film of tomo get turned into a concubine by two subs? Q3 2018 :3
No.167724
>>167722
Cause it's more amusing this way, A concubine implies I'm lower than either of you, which we all know isn't the case.
No.167725
>create virtual reality room
>put on some csgo esl pro league on the cinema
>people joining
>all looking at me and tell me to change it (incl. 1 girl)
this is hell.
No.167726
File: 1458102342742.jpg (953.13 KB, 1000x1320, 25:33, e67616cdb047c5c8fd555c114c….jpg)
>>167724
yes you are
you're our steed
>>167725
what'd they want instead?
No.167727
No.167728
>>167725
>>167727
Sorry, I meant what's this vrr you're talking about. What's it on?
No.167729
>>167726
I dont know.
I left after some time.
>>167727
Im useing the gear vr with my s7 edge.
No.167730
>>167726
Well if you mean it as you will both be riding me then yeah.
No.167731
File: 1458102699909.jpg (1.2 MB, 2507x3541, 2507:3541, b2b061d7d4e27e8302cc0e2692….jpg)
>>167729
ooh, you went with the s7 over an s5 or s6 like you were considering? nice
No.167732
it looks like this and you see how everyone is moveing his heads or when they have a microphone you hear them speaking.
I sat in the middle and all 4 other watched at me.
No.167733
>>167731
yea I made a good deal with the provider and since I wanted an gear vr it was perfect.
No.167734
>>167729
>>167732
Ooooooh! Sounds kind of neat. Maybe I should go get one of these, despite the fact I recently got a new phone.
No.167735
Im going to bed now!
My bf is waiting for my call so we can fall asleep together.
BAI EVERYONE!
No.167737
>>167730
Well it would feel weird if I wasn't on bottom
No.167738
>>167737
Oh you speaking from experience then?
No.167739
>>167738
Shhhhhh. That's a traumatic experience for me
No.167740
>>167739
I'll make sure it hurts even more this time then.
No.167741
>>167740
Oh I love getting fucked, my traumatic experience was when I was a top.
No.167742
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>>167741
Oh I wasn't having you be a top, I just meant I'd have you be in reverse cowgirl position was all.
I'd never let you use your cock on me.
No.167743
>>167742
I never want to use my cock, so you're fine also if you the 3 way thing to work you need to take both of us as concubines.
No.167744
>>167743
That'd probably work though I have no idea how the waifu feels about concubines, we will come and see.
I'm probably gonna go fap and sleep, see you tomorrow.
No.167745
>>167744
Night night have fun ;)
No.167748
>>167746
Welcome to the dead thread!
No.167750
>>167749
This was my greatest attempt.
>>167747
*steals smoke out of mouth*
>>167748
Hey, three people!
No.167751
>>167750
Not satisfactory, but what's up?
No.167752
Date is making cute noises when sleeping
No.167753
>>167750
You don't have to steal it.
*takes a hit and puffs it in your face*
No.167754
>>167752
>tfw no one to hear cute noises from
>tfw no car to make sexy tones from
Why do I even go on?
No.167755
>>167750
Hi person!
>>167754
I can make cute noises for you!
No.167756
>>167753
*starts choking*
>>167751
Not sure, so many things I can do today, I'm just gonna drink this tea and listen to music for now. What's my beloved hag been doing while I slept?
>>167755
Mika, make cute sounds for me too!
No.167757
>>167756
I'm not a hag! but i've been playing a jap version of fire emblem fates with an english patch on my 3ds since I homebrewed it yesterday, right now i'm installing senran kagura 2 on it
No.167758
>>167756
he was busy doing it for me :^)
No.167759
>>167756
Culling. Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate. Anime.
No.167760
No.167761
>>167755
Can you really though?
No.167762
>>167761
Well I'm pretty good at making lewd noises
Not sure how good I am at making just cute ones
No.167763
>>167762
I'm not too sure about this none the less.
No.167765
>tfw cuties from /lewd/ call me and we talk on the phone all night
No.167766
>>167765
>cuties call you
how do you even manage this shit
No.167767
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>167764
It's okay burt, we've all been there before
you didn't even send anything embarassing to me, just sent me a cool song
No.167770
>>167766
I've been asked by two if they could call me. Otherwise IDK, they just want to hear my voice and talk in a more direct manner? If a cutie likes talking to you a lot, they will happily call you. Last night I was actually singing to a cutie and tonight he told me I had a cute singing voice.
No.167771
>>167770
idk why i would ask this if i wasnt even any interested at all
No.167772
>>167757
I didn't know there were Senran Kagura games on the 3DS. I've always wanted to play those but thought they were exclusive to Sony handhelds. Now I have games to buy besides Monster Hunter. You plan on getting MH to play with Noun and me?
>>167758
He does it for everyone~
>>167759
Are we going to continue DS2? I've been wanting to do that also.
>>167760
*ejaculates onto hand and cumslaps you*
No.167773
>>167771
I am sorry if my answer is shit, boo. If you are interested in talking to a cutie on the phone, maybe ask them if you can call them?
No.167774
>>167772
THANK GOD youre here
I'm so damn bored babe
I'm like 3/4 done writing a paper and im breaking down
No.167775
Dont chug whiskey
>>167767
GORY GORY WHAT A HELL OF A WAY TO DIE
>>167768
no…
>>167769
thats me
No.167776
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>>167772
The mainline senran kagura games are on 3ds which is only Burst and deep crimson, the spinoffs are the sony games. And i'm not sure, I could never get into MH when I tried to play with friends before
>>167775
AND HE AINT GONNA JUMP NO MORE
No.167777
>>167772
Eww that's kinda gross
No.167778
File: 1458107688293.jpg (190.29 KB, 700x717, 700:717, 68e1194377e227ac4c562be5bf….jpg)
>>167768
It was basically him begging to suck my dick.
Poor Burt has no chill.
No.167779
>>167776
Fun times
>>167778
sorry for being so annoying
No.167780
>>167772
We can do that too.
>>167778
Someone is a bit uppity today.
No.167783
at least I dont get hangovers
No.167784
>>167781
hey fam
are you cute?
No.167786
>>167775
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Don't worry, happens when you drink.
>>167778
Well you know, everyone wants some love. Especially while drunk.
Unless you give up.
>>167783
Me neither.
No.167787
>>167774
What's up cutie?
>>167775
Always chug whisky!
>>167776
Aww that's too bad, we really need to get a team going to 4 man all the bosses. How is fire emblem though? Is it worth a buy, and why don't you play the English version?
>>167777
lmao!
It's just a prank, bro!
>>167780
I feel like I'm awake enough to do any of the mentioned now.
No.167788
>>167784
One person told me I was before.
No.167789
>>167786
but im always terrible when drunk…
>>167787
i probably will again on st patricks day
No.167791
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No.167792
I'm out, peace thread.
>>167787
Alright lets get started in a bit.
>>167791
Your attempts to seduce me pale in comparison to another. I want you on all fours, now. Bark for me like a little doggy.
No.167793
>>167788
I'm unbiased as fuck babe
Post a pic and Ill judge for you yeah?
>>167787
Just writing this paper
Although i've been procrastinating by posting in the threads the whole time
Its for a teacher I dont even like so I know he's just gonna fuck with me and give me a bad grade on it anyway
depressing af fam
No.167797
>>167796
kill me
ur bad at conversations
No.167798
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>>167787
I'm enjoying it so far but i'm not far into it and never played a FE game before so I wouldn't be able to tell you how good it is compared to the others, and the reason I didn't get the english version is because it's apparently filled with memes and they removed the waifu petting minigame
No.167799
>>167797
Well I wouldn't be the only person on here with autismo!
No.167800
>>167789
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Isn't everyone?
No.167801
well im back on my laptop, currently getting everything set up
the only thing of value that was lost was all of my tripcodes… rip…
No.167802
>>167801
won't be hard to fix that
No.167804
>>167800
I am the worst though!
I kinda wish i didnt drink
No.167805
>>167801
You have beautiful hips.
No.167806
>>167797
Don't be mean faggot
No.167807
>>167802
i dont think im getting them back
>>167803
well i had a special one that was actually fairly hard to find that i miss
No.167808
>>167801
who uses trips anyway
>>167806
im rarely even mean to anyone
No.167809
>>167807
you can make new ones
better ones, even
No.167810
>>167809
i didnt get shit the last time i tried to actually get a really hard one
No.167811
>>167804
Don't drink. Need to limit yourself a little too. So do I.
>>167807
Yeah but we all know who you are by this point. I think.
No.167812
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>>167808
>>167808
>kill me
>ur bad at conversations
Pretty fucking harsh bro
No.167814
>>167811
I got to finish this bottle and i realize i bought a 1l instead of a 750ml bottle
Actually might drink now to go back to sleep
No.167815
>>167811
i like having a thing next to my name that says something
No.167816
>>167813
my best one was the !wCUTEBOYAk trip
No.167817
>>167812
All it means is that I can be as rough as I can be gentle<3
No.167818
>>167789
I haven't really done it in a while, throw whisky in a freezer, get it ice cold then chug the bottle. The thought is making me thirsty.
>>167793
You can't do shit about those teachers, they've always got something stuck up their ass, though you don't want to intentionally do less than you can because of it. Just go with it, we've all been there.
>>167798
You got the Japanese version solely to pet waifus …How do I get it?!
>>167801
Back in business then?
*tickles your chin*
No.167819
>>167814
Yeah that kind of makes sense. I do that too in desperation, so I can't fault you.
>>167815
I can be your thing next to your name that says something~ ;)
No.167820
>>167818
Well first you gotta homebrew your 3ds then go to either 3dsiso or 3dschaos and find it!
No.167821
>>167819
Ill just not post im sure as i get drunker ill be fine
No.167822
>>167818
We've all been there, but will you be there for me?<3
No.167823
>>167819
what exactly does that entail, hmm?
No.167824
>>167818
im to lazy to put it in a freezer just gonna drink as is
No.167825
>>167821
Control yourself now.
>>167823
I-I didn't think this one through…
No.167826
>>167825
I cant do that I can only hope no one hates me cause of it which im sure everyone does cause of how bad i was last night
No.167827
>>167820
Is that the thing where you have to do it without before patching your 3DS and can never play online or is this different? I already updated.
>>167822
I'm not going anywhere~
>>167824
Winter is over, gotta start cooling my vodka. Maybe get a cold beer to wash down each shot.
No.167829
>>167827
I haven't tried it myself but apparently you can play online with a homebrewed 3ds
No.167830
>>167827
You are a smart man kyoko
No.167831
new picture :o
>>167825
hmm…..
>>167828
yeah i got pretty lucky
i ran it overnight at full tilt for some 8char ones but i didnt get shit
No.167832
>>167826
nah, id oubt it. You'll be fine. Everyone understands a bit of alcohol.
No.167833
>>167831
Yeah, I've never gone over 7 personally
gotta be a lucky motherfucker for 8 characters
No.167834
>>167832
I sure hope so
time for round 2
this time i shall keep my composure
No.167835
>>167827
That's great
Be the stable anchor in my life, babe
By the way are we still doing that silly sub/dom stuff or can we move onto a real relationship here?
No.167837
Does anyone know a good meal/recipe that includes a meat, beans, and vegies? Sure I could just just try putting those all in, but doesn't mean they'll go together well.
>>167831
Maybe put Motley in your trip? I don't know…never used a trip before…
>>167834
Maybe you have enough not to get too drunk but sleepy enough.
No.167838
>>167837
>implying I can control myself
dont be silly
No.167839
>>167837
steak and potato soup?
you can throw in carrots, celery, the like.
No.167840
>>167838
You can! I believe in you! PUSH! FIGHT! WIN!
>>167839
Nah I've done that before many times. Also, I hate celery. I'm a bit of picky eater, but damn I hate celery. Never heard of those kind of stew include beans anyways.
No.167841
>>167840
hmm lets hope
Im sure i will be fine.
No.167842
>>167829
Gonna have to look into that now, for the sake of next gen waifu petting.
>>167830
I am studied in the arts of …getting shitfaced.
No.167843
>>167842
get drunk with me
No.167844
>>167841
Don't die. It's all I ask.
No.167847
>>167844
I cant die im immortal
>>167846
No.167848
>tfw you talk and coordinate shit in doters
>tfw game improves so much
such a satisfying feel
No.167849
>>167847
Not if I stab your heart!
>>167848
Don't know this feel.
No.167850
>>167849
if you do play doters in ranked matches or whatever, you should try it! it's like having your team cooperate!
pub matches on the other hand are sort of lackadaisical…
No.167852
>>167850
>playing dota
Yeah…never…
>making a pun with your name
lel
>at least I think it was a pun with your username
>>167851
Damn…I hurt my ears listening to that.
No.167854
>>167852
puns are fun!
anon, anon, i can't make a pun with an anonymous!
No.167855
>>167853
Nah it's okay. It's funny too at the same time.
>>167854
I agree! I love puns!
>i can't make a pun with an anonymous!
wut?
No.167857
>>167855
you anonymust have a name…
No.167858
>>167856
I'll put you in danger~
>>167857
Motley I guess. I just won't use it.
>the most embarrassing thing is the sentence makes sense to me now
No.167859
>>167858
help i need an adult!
No.167861
>>167858
don't worry
we're a motley crew here at lewd!
No.167862
>>167859
I am an adult~
>>167861
>motley crew
>motley crue
>one of my fav bands
Heh. Keep them puns comin!
No.167864
>>167862
it's hard to- it's late, and we're the graveyard crew manning this place!
but i'll keep trying to punt them in there for you…
No.167865
>>167863
I can be your adult tonight~
>>167864
Aww~ Don't try too hard though. I'd try making puns but I can't think too well right now…
No.167866
>>167865
Well not like there are any other adults here
No.167867
>>167865
all i can really make are a motley collection of words…
what time is it for you, new person?!
No.167868
I would help but I'm so fucking fried my brain thinks punning = rhyming
it does not
No.167869
>>167866
No one else? Who am I hanging around?
>>167867
Heh….HAHAHAHAHA!
I'm CST, or maybe it's CDT? It's 2am right now. 3 minutes till 3am at the point of this post. Oh wait…two minutes.
No.167870
>>167869
i tried spicing up our conversation with a little bit of thyme….
also, as an adult, can you do adult things like jobs and drinking?!
No.167871
>>167869
people who arent adults other then me
No.167874
>>167870
Please do more of it! I just can't do it myself right now.
I can. I can legally jobs and drink. I'm a responsible adult though. None the less pretty sure I have all adult privileges at this point.
>>167871
So I'm an adult?
Why is Vash suck a likeable person but someone I disagree with too?
No.167875
>>167874
Vash is an a amazing guy thats why
No.167876
>>167874
darn adults, always being old and free and responsitile!
i am too tired for puns, so i shall slep soon!
No.167877
>>167875
2amazing4me
>>167876
At least I look young at least I guuess. As much as I wish I were yougner, I'd hate not being abel to buy alcohol at this point.I waited so long, I don't want it taken away now.
Sleep well then.
No.167878
>>167877
I'm like a hunter of Peace, one who chases the elusive mayfly of love… or something like that
No.167879
>>167878
> The subject is Life and Love. I quit after three seconds.
Man, Sunny does such a great job here. This is when anime wasn't full of shit VAs. One day I'll get his signature on something meaningful…
No.167880
>>167879
>167879
>sunny
fuck
I mean johhny
No.167882
No.167886
>>167885
If only I could grope a woman once…
No.167888
>>167887
Maybe once or twice.
No.167890
>>167889
I don't want to talk about it…
No.167891
>>167890
alright
ill tell you about my times
oh wait its none
No.167892
>>167889
>look what she's wearing
>look, what she's wearing?
>it's purple
>oh…
Always gets me.
>>167891
O-oh…
No.167893
>>167892
this is my favorite line
also ;_;
No.167894
>>167893
I'm going to rape you~
Don't feel sad.
No.167895
>>167894
Dont worry I am not sad
No.167896
>>167895
Damn right you aren't!
>tfw the original song is really sad
;_;
No.167897
>>167896
I need to listen to it now
No.167898
>>167897
I never listened to a bunch of Johnny Cash, but he's got a good version of the song.
No.167899
i took to much whiskey in my mouth it was a mistake
>>167898
thats why i listened too
No.167901
No.167902