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 No.167900

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 No.167903

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First?


 No.167904

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 No.167905

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 No.167906

>>167904

Hi there.


 No.167907

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>>167906

feeling well?


 No.167908

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me irl


 No.167909

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>>167905

Wh-what?

>>167907

I guess a bit…

>>167908

lolgay


 No.167910

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 No.167911

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>>167910

I really can't.


 No.167912

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 No.167913

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 No.167914

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>>167912

>tfw no swag

>>167913

Okay, I really don't even know what you mean at this point. Going to have to explain.


 No.167915

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>>167914

I wish I was Yu


 No.167916

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>>167914

you drink coffee?


 No.167917

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>>167915

You wish you were me?!

>>167916

Nope.


 No.167918

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>>167917

mmm

neither do i

hang in there, guy


 No.167919

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 No.167920

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>>167918

Coffee is for nerds!

>>167919


 No.167921

Good mornin', /lewd/


 No.167922

>>167921

'Mornin'. I just decided to pop in here for a few before going to school.


 No.167923

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>>167920

>doesn't like coffee

I bet you watch anime you weeaboo!


 No.167924

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'sup lads.


 No.167925

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>>167924

Just woke up playing the division, how about you hun?


 No.167926

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>>167923

coffee sucks


 No.167927

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>>167925

About to lose my mind, pre-finals tommorow.

Basically my entire future depends on that shit tommorow.


 No.167928

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>>167926

You suck you nerd. Coffee is one my few life sources.

>>167927

Your entire future, its worth that much of a grade?


 No.167929

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THIS FUCKING ESSAY


 No.167930

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>>167929

when due?


 No.167931

>>167927

Good luck.


 No.167932

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>>167930

Friday :s


 No.167933

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>>167928

Yep.

Pre-finals determine if I'm allowed to attend the finals.

I need atleast a 4 (Grades go from 1 to 6 here) to pass, in 4 different courses, so I can attend the finals.

And in the finals I need a 4 in each final too, otherwise it's a failure.


 No.167934

>>167933

Isn't 6 the lowest grade?

I remember German grades being reversed, albeit from 10 to 1.


 No.167935

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>>167928

i do not suck I am the best

you have bad taste! unless you like french vanilla coffee


 No.167936

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>>167935

I have about 6 coffees and this does include french vanilla.

>>167933

Aw damn, you don't need to stress it though. We already know you are gonna succeed.


 No.167937

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>>167932

you'll be fine. that's a weekend's worth of time. you have any idea how much a guy can get done with a weekend?


 No.167938

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>>167934

6 is the lowest, yes.

>>167936

>succeed

Haha, no. I skipped like 50% of the classes, missing a lot of material and information and have to re-do like everything today.


 No.167939

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>>167937

im just not motivated


 No.167940

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>>167936

With french vanilla you still suck but not as much

you get one thumbs up


 No.167941

>>167938

Then a four shouldn't be that hard, right?


 No.167942

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>>167939

why the hell not?


 No.167943

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>>167941

Well, last year 19 from 26 people from the graduation class failed that test and were not allowed to attend the finals.

So, the hope is pretty much non-existant.


 No.167944

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>>167942

i fucking hate uni, it sucks ass


 No.167945

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>>167944

so why are you there?


 No.167946

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>>167945

i will become a NEET if i drop out


 No.167947

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>>167946

no, dummy, you're there to improve at your craft at least enough to be certified by the school. improving at a craft takes work. and work sucks. but you have to do it anyway. life is work, so just fucking do it!


 No.167948

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>>167944

same

i just wanna be a neet


 No.167949

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me irl


 No.167950

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>>167947

mfw i can financially support being a neet, but still went

>>167948

same hate society as well?


 No.167951

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wow wow wow wow wow wow wow


 No.167952

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>>167950

hating society is tumblr tier

i just hate normalfags


 No.167953

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 No.167954

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>>167950

you need to get motivated or leave.


 No.167955

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>>167951

Fuck you.


 No.167956

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 No.167957

>>167951

Go back to sleep queero


 No.167958

>>167943

Holy, what kind of hellish exam is that?


 No.167959

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 No.167960

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>>167958

Buisness administration.


 No.167961

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>>167953

w o w

>>167955

no ok so I tried to readd you last night but I haven't moved out of bed and it can't find your id on mobile and the urls don't work on the app

>>167957

why


 No.167962

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>>167959

oh hey, did you accept my friend invite?


 No.167963

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>>167961

Just don't wake up till night time when I ready to watch bicycles, making me probably reach max lvl in division just so I can watch anime with you since my friends will have to be busy catching up.

You making me do too much work slut.


 No.167964

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>>167961

I don't even know if I want you back.

I could really have used your support today, but now I'm just mad at you.


 No.167965

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>>167961

How are you my good friend?


 No.167966

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>>167960

That doesn't sounds like it should have that level of entry, to me.


 No.167967

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okay, i just saw you did

i will be back later


 No.167968

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>>167964

do what you want

I'll tell you straight up the reason I did it was because I didn't want to see you kill yourself like you were saying if you fail

>>167963

your dedication is admirable steed

>>167965

sleepy sleepy but at peace

what about you?


 No.167969

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 No.167970

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>>167966

It does though, and we're all to blame since nearly no one ever fucking did anything for school.

>>167968

That sounds pretty selfish.


 No.167971

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>>167966

Oreo, how are you this morning?


 No.167972

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>>167968

Just drinking some jameson

i played some dirty bomb and did good one match im proud of myself


 No.167973

>>167970

Ahh, that makes sense, then.

>>167969

Best girl.

>>167971

I always prefer Fortune over Cookie, but you manage to make it worse.

Pretty good. Doing nothing at school, with friends.

How bout you?


 No.167974

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>>167968

Oh you calling me a steed cause you find me so sexy?

That's so nice of you.


 No.167975

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>>167973

best waifu


 No.167976

>>167974

>2smug4u

That's not even that smug.

>>167975

I'm telling a friend of mine who looks like her to watch Konosuba, so that he can cosplay as her, later.


 No.167977

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>>167970

it is but I've had it happen before and it's not fun

I would rather never know the results than know you did something like that

>>167972

dirty bomb is hard

some of the characters just seem better than others but I didn't wanna pay for it

>>167974

no because your dick and because I'm gonna ride around on you when you become our concubine


 No.167978

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>>167973

Worse?! Fortune is looking grim for me getting to eat you now, what will I do? That aside I'm doing great, today has been fun as always and it's just going to get better with you around.

stop playing dota at school…


 No.167979

>>167976

if that girl looks like megumin fucking marry her


 No.167980

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>>167976

How smug you wanting hun?

>>167977

SO you admit you gonna ride my dick?

I always knew you would one day.


 No.167981

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>>167977

You're an asshole.

You could just tell me it's gonna be okay, that I should do some studying and work through it, because that's what I'm doing now anyway, but with a bitter feeling in my guts, thanks to you.


 No.167982

>>167978

>Fortune is looking grim for me getting to eat you now, what will I do?

w-what?

>No dota

Never!

>>167979

>he

>girl

Not how that works.

>>167980

The smuggest


 No.167983

File: 1458136018982.webm (4.01 MB, 480x272, 30:17, charlie.webm)

>>167977

I just want redeye and im halfway there with in game credits but yeah man i kept getting killed real fast by higher level players.


 No.167984

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>>167982

Hm?

What are you suggesting here?


 No.167985

>>167984

That I dunno what you mean!


 No.167986

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>>167985

That's ok cooky, you'll learn over time. We're gonna have lots of fun you know?


 No.167987

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>>167986

S-sounds good to me!


 No.167988

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>>167980

non non that's not what I meant

you have a horse dick, and I'll ride you like a horse

don't combine them

>>167983

The shooting felt weird to me when I played, like everyone's weapons killed me almost instantly but mine were shit


 No.167989

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>>167982

i misread ;_;


 No.167990

>>167989

Not a problem.

Also, he apparntly watch Konosuba, and is willing to do it.


 No.167991

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>>167982

Her entire character is to be smug, it's why she is so great.

>>167988

You a horse fucker, that's just messed up now brat. You into some weird things apparently.


 No.167992

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>>167988

Yeah thats how i felt at times but i did good I got a bunch of knife kills and got like a 8 kill streak with aura


 No.167993

>>167991

Who is she?


 No.167994

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>>167991

least I'm not a dogfucker like you

>>167992

woah 8 killstreak seems good for that game and the circumstances

maybe I didn't give it a fair shot


 No.167995

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>>167993

Shinoa from Owari no Seraph.


 No.167996

>>167990

>trap megumin

yes yes yes YES


 No.167997

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>>167987

Tell me when you get home, I might be asleep though so you'll have to wait until tomorrow but it's not rush.


 No.167998

>>167994

So are you admitting to be a dog then for me to fuck?


 No.167999

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>>167994

it was all luck

but it is fun even when i was dying


 No.168000

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>>167995

you should stream this I could probably like it if I fapped to it

>>167998

that's not what I said

are you admitting to fantasizing dog dicking


 No.168001

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And now he ignores me.

Oh Brat, if that's how you want to play, fine. Suit yourself.


 No.168002

>>167995

Dunno either name.

>>167996

I don't normally like traps, but this can't not be cute.

>>167997

Sure, should be in about two hours.


 No.168003

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>>168001

I'm not ignoring you I just wasn't denying that it made me an asshole


 No.168004

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>>168000

I'll stream it sometime maybe, it's a two season show as well. That ended semi-recently.

Still don't go fapping to shows, it's a show about battles and beating up vampires, not fap bait.

Nope just admitting to the fact you are a dog.

>>168002

It's fine get to see guys punch vampires basically.


 No.168005

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>>168002

traps are the best

anyway if he does the cosplay i NEED pics of him


 No.168006

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Moop I should on went in to fuuuucking it but noooo blackjack wanted to write for a living.


 No.168007

>>168006

Moop?

Also none of that made sense basically.


 No.168008

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>>168004

I know what it is I tried watching the first season back last year when it was airing but it was shit and gay so I dropped it

then it's still dogfucking


 No.168009

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>>168007

I should of went into IT but I choose to write for a living


 No.168010

>>168004

Might look it up, just for smug

>>168005

If he delivers, so will I.

>>168007

>>168007

>>168007


 No.168011

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>>168008

>>168008

Your are still a horse fucker, so somehow that all evens out then.

>>168009

Aw yeah you probably could but cute wives aren't known for IT, they are known for writing. So this makes more sense for you.


 No.168012

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 No.168013

>>168010

Shinoa is pretty top tier waifu so it'd be a good reason to watch it. I liked the show, so its good if you like action shows as well.


 No.168014

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>>168003

I don't understand you, at all.


 No.168015

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>>168011

I am a weeb video game playing wife so it fits

Computers are simple, I like computers


 No.168016

>>168012

If he does, it'll be a while from now, though.

Also, what's your name?

>>168013

I like a bit of everything.

I'll check it out.


 No.168017

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Hello Everyone <3


 No.168018

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Okay no more whiskey for me

save the rest for st patricks day

plus i dont want to be that drunk again…


 No.168019

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>>168017

Hey ho let's go


 No.168020

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>>168017

Hey magi, how's you?


 No.168021

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>>168018

Suffering a little for your over indulgence Burt?

>>168019

Afternoon Blackjack <3 How's you?

>>168020

Hey Pins <3 A bit of a stressful morning, but otherwise I'm good, what about yourself?


 No.168022

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>>168015

Well it does a bit but I'm doing IT stuff, we can't have us both do IT. You gotta write instead.

What do you even want to write?

>>168017

Hey dear, you sleep well?

>>168016

Alright, if I do stream it for brat I can just stream it for all of /lewd/ who knows.

>>168018

I thought it was cute, you gonna get that drunk on thursday with me and it'll be great.


 No.168023

File: 1458138213235.jpg (43.74 KB, 633x828, 211:276, mzf9.jpg)

>>168021

I want to die. Fed up with uni


 No.168024

File: 1458138300281.jpg (617.72 KB, 673x956, 673:956, 10494d77e3cfd46e6a484e8e7c….jpg)

>>168022

Slept good, longer than I normally do, but then I was doped up on sleeping tablets. But otherwise a bit of a stressful morning this morning but otherwise things are good.

What about yourself?

>>168023

You don't want to die, trust me. Things got you down hun?


 No.168025

File: 1458138341470.png (802.82 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, m14 shocked close.png)

>>168021

not like hangover wise

>>168022

It wasnt cute it was embarrassing

and sure im gonna get drunk anyway so why not


 No.168026

File: 1458138344762.jpg (296.86 KB, 700x610, 70:61, d7c893a081e2eb32784c020adf….jpg)

>>168022

fuck off no I want my own gay time I ain''t sharing faggot

>>168021

hihi magi


 No.168027

File: 1458138358331.png (939.97 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, nd62.png)

>>168022

Like journalism, but I enjoy writing story's. But not essays


 No.168028

>>168017

Heya, Magi!

>>168022

Oh, you're gonna stream it?

Lemme know.


 No.168029

File: 1458138404261.jpg (530.68 KB, 1280x1500, 64:75, 5rb42CS.jpg)

>>168021

I'm good too, spent most of my day so far playing fire emblem fates and right now i'm trying to get a working file of senran kagura 2 since the one I downloaded earlier just puts my 3ds on an infinite loop on the startup screen


 No.168030

>>168016

it's silvio

what's yours?


 No.168031

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>168024

No idea, a bit tired but I slept so perfectly average it was weird. I don't like it. Not comfortable, not uncomfortable, just felt liked I closed my eyes and next moment it was morning. Icky.

>>168026

Why you gotta be a selfish slut! I'll stream you a different anime instead after we finish bicycles, I'm sure I can find something.

>>168028

Maybe, maybe not. I'll have to see schedule for things but I'll try to if you want.

>>168025

Good then we will have you admit to far more embarassing and silly things. It'll end up twice as bad since I'll enable you as hard as I can manage.


 No.168032

File: 1458138525549.gif (506.84 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_n7ywmfUELJ1qbytw2o1….gif)

>>168024

Yeah I want to drop out and do IT but can't really because that fucks with my tenancy


 No.168033

File: 1458138601723.png (711.25 KB, 1200x850, 24:17, f37295e8675bef8c211c26de4d….png)

Urgh.

I'm gonna take a break, if I see another cost-performance calculations I'm gonna throw up.


 No.168034

File: 1458138619070.gif (9.68 KB, 256x192, 4:3, Kay-Grin.gif)

>>168030

Fortune, but some call me Cookie because of the trip. Either works, though I prefer Fortune.

Joined…. about three days ago. Nice to meetcha.

>>168031

I've never watched an anime through stream, I just download and then binge it.


 No.168035

File: 1458138641014.png (200.25 KB, 290x481, 290:481, 252.png)

grimmy


 No.168036

File: 1458138646659.png (483.33 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, embarrassing.png)

>>168031

please dont do that i am way to easily influenced it was already bad enough


 No.168037

File: 1458138671932.jpg (851.91 KB, 1075x1518, 1075:1518, dd7fd8663aad309f2480eaf7a1….jpg)

>>168031

being selfish is how I feel important

sharing is dumb and makes me feel unneeded


 No.168038

File: 1458138672434.jpg (188.21 KB, 800x1125, 32:45, 4d062f49c7035c27adf60d5168….jpg)

「あなた わ よる お しはい する あい」

What a load of shit, who is here?


 No.168039

File: 1458138696006.jpg (326.72 KB, 800x1024, 25:32, 191bf505255b58df1f3d4da4e8….jpg)

>>168025

Oh the consequences of being bladdered? That can be worse than a hangover.. oh well you only live once

>>168026

Hey Brat <3 how's you?

>>168028

Hey Cookie <3 How are things with you today?

>>168029

Sound's like a anti piracy thing, can be a bit of a pain in the butt, might need to check for an update for the custom firmware or check to see if a different patched game is available

>>168031

I don't like it when you don't feel anything after having a sleep, makes you feel like there was no point, has it happened like that recently?

>>168032

Is there nothing you can do to switch courses in the meantime, so it doesn't mess with it?

>>168035

Hey Sebs <3


 No.168040

>>168038

What do the moonrunes say?


 No.168041

File: 1458138771617.jpg (70.93 KB, 1024x640, 8:5, www9cloudus_782d0048a680b7….jpg)

>>168039

Yeah i've found another file but it's in 10 parts which is frustrating as hell, just gotta bite the bullet and get on with it though


 No.168042

File: 1458138865409.jpg (69.58 KB, 658x1000, 329:500, sample-f7e0029df612948d9a5….jpg)

>>168041

Ugh, such an old fashioned way of doing it, I take it is a split archive?


 No.168043

File: 1458138868272.gif (237.75 KB, 600x338, 300:169, kk.gif)

>>168038

Not me


 No.168044

File: 1458138897476.png (167.27 KB, 202x696, 101:348, 004.png)


 No.168045

File: 1458138907677.jpg (582.35 KB, 1024x1280, 4:5, urakaze.jpg)

>>168039

I'm at a arts uni the only course they got is video games related. My IT qualifications are in the more dry end of things :s


 No.168046

File: 1458138915479.jpg (76.66 KB, 649x1200, 649:1200, 36be02675ec7e8abe41c09597d….jpg)

>>168039

I was sleepy but I'm waking up so I'm good

I want some more construction thingies in kancolle but the expedition is too inconsistent for my level

how are you?


 No.168047

File: 1458138952767.gif (103.84 KB, 256x192, 4:3, Kay-Smile.gif)

>>168039

Pretty good, chilling at school.

How're you?


 No.168048

File: 1458138965525.jpg (324.25 KB, 745x770, 149:154, 1393531025283.jpg)

>>168039

Yeah thats how it was this morning. I didn't like it. Maybe eating something will make me feel better.

>>168037

That's crazy, but fine I make sure you have your 1-on-1 Tomo Time.

>>168036

Too bad its going to happen, I'll be just as drunk as you so it'll be great.

>>168034

I'll take your first time then, it will be fun.

>>168043

Morning hun, you sleep well?


 No.168049

File: 1458138967535.jpg (155.21 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1421981073729.jpg)

>>168040

It was a quote; "You are the love who dominates the night".

>>168043

Seems as if there is a Bitty here to me.


 No.168050

File: 1458138967682.png (119.8 KB, 334x342, 167:171, 001.png)

>>168038

あなたの気管の上に立っている間、私は、あなたが慈悲を請うてあげます

朝の雨&lt;3


 No.168051

File: 1458138968399.png (1.26 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, knifehand.png)

>>168039

I would like to say drunk Burt is a different person and anything he does is not to be related to regular sober Burt


 No.168052

File: 1458139009745.png (955.16 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, m14 shocked.png)

>>168048

please dont take advantage of drunk Burt


 No.168053

File: 1458139011270.jpg (1.11 MB, 2000x1414, 1000:707, 1457979860579.jpg)

>>168034

cookie sounds cuter but if you prefer fortune i'll call you that way :3

i'm new too i'm here since one or two weeks i don't remember


 No.168054

File: 1458139145033.jpg (198.86 KB, 600x583, 600:583, 8298980f28157d0340d7649f30….jpg)

>>168048

Nope but I'm up now ready to die some more in Dark souls

>>168049

You're dreaming


 No.168055

File: 1458139150304.gif (121.59 KB, 256x192, 4:3, Scratch Right.gif)

>>168048

I'm.. I'm sure it will.

>>168049

Sounds good.

Heya.

>>168053

Either one works, really. More than half the people here picked Cookie.


 No.168056

File: 1458139243374.png (78.79 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 43794360_p27.png)

>>168051

Remember burty you're drunk self is th enemy. Well right now the sober burt is. Nevermind just don't run around town naked or some shit


 No.168057

File: 1458139286265.png (788.65 KB, 1000x744, 125:93, 7138cf408997fb88d75e06ea7f….png)

>>168042

Yeah it is


 No.168058

File: 1458139382619.jpg (628.46 KB, 1125x1200, 15:16, 4252.jpg)

>>168044

I'm good, just relaxing for a bit, not sure how the day's going to turn out, and please call me magi.

How's you?

>>168045

Hm, the only thing I can think of is just see out the course, but at least you have an idea of what you want to do, and that's half the battle <3

>>168046

Good to hear, you been sleeping better?

I'm good, feeling good, although I might have to sort something out later which might be a bit of a headache.

What about you, you anything planned for today?

>>168047

I'm good, bit stressed, but it's not really much on my end. Though I might have to sort something out later which I don't want to get involved with. But it is what it is.

You much happening today yourself?

>>168048

Try eating, having something nice to drink and relaxing, sound's like it's been just a light sleep. You have much on your mind?

>>168051

Yeah it can happen sometimes, especially if things are on your mind. How much did you end up drinking?


 No.168059

File: 1458139386617.jpg (80.83 KB, 349x528, 349:528, aprince.jpg)

>>168050

Sounds nice to me. I'm a bit weak and beaten at the moment, so it will be easier.

Good morning, Magi.

>>168054

Since when do I dream of Angels?

>>168055

I might stay in such a mood for a while, beware.


 No.168060

File: 1458139454955.gif (871.86 KB, 440x264, 5:3, sup.gif)

I'm hooooooome!


 No.168061

>>168060

hello home!


 No.168062

File: 1458139529096.jpg (347.19 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, _gg__Macross_Delta__Previe….jpg)

>>168058

Aye aye taking some time off writing right now


 No.168063

File: 1458139536214.png (690.63 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 4b5f7a67bf18.png)


 No.168064

File: 1458139553703.jpg (18.33 KB, 236x278, 118:139, 1431542321083.jpg)

>>168056

well anytime im drunk i wake up without a shirt but i manage to keep my pants on so im good!

>>168058

yeah i picked an odd time to get that drunk! i drank like almost half a liter


 No.168065

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.168066

File: 1458139687995.jpg (78.88 KB, 670x1000, 67:100, tumblr_static_berd.jpg)

Good morning everyone!

i fell asleep in a sad mood but woke up less sad!

so thats always nice and slept longer than usual!

:b

how is everyone?

>>168063


 No.168067

File: 1458139688463.jpg (290.53 KB, 848x1200, 53:75, 1396657312391.jpg)

>>168052

It'll be fun don't worry hun, I already added it to my schedule. Says right there thursday "take advantage of drunk burt".

>>168054

Aw nice, I'll be sure to stalk you later. Busy playing KF2 on my other account right now though.

>>168055

It'll only be odd at first, I'm sure you will ease into the motions as we go on though and end up really enjoying it.

>>168058

Not much, waifu been dead for 2 days but I'm not really stressing it.

Just debating what I want to make progress on, I for sure need to read a book/beat a game/marathon an anime today since I haven't made any progress recently but neve rsure what.


 No.168068

File: 1458139700540.png (579.17 KB, 608x840, 76:105, 3233349eaa07ad94b230e8259f….png)

>>168057

Oh well at least it's free, just hope you get a working game at the end of it :)

>>168059

まあ、私は思いますが、私はあなたの目の光をフェード見むしろあなたの完全な強度でいる間、私はあなたの力を集めてもらおう:)

しかし、すべての冗談はさておき、お元気ですか?

>>168060

Hey Cherub <3

>>168062

What kind of things? Where would you like to end up career wise?

>>168064

Well drinking is one of those things where if you haven't much to do, you can get pissed anytime. Sound's like you had a good time anyhow, other than a slight embarrassment when you've sobered up

You up to much today yourself?


 No.168069

File: 1458139775593.png (459.56 KB, 854x800, 427:400, 4c6a09ce171c9870090c3a3761….png)

>>168059

…I dont know! Ok you're not dreaming


 No.168070

File: 1458139775720.gif (221.64 KB, 256x192, 4:3, Giggle Right.gif)

>>168058

Good luck with that, then.

>You much happening today yourself?

Not gonna do much, like usual.

Was thinking of buying a 3DS, a friend can make it so that I can play downloaded games.

>>168060

Heya, Cherub.


 No.168071

File: 1458139876810.jpg (18.04 KB, 191x299, 191:299, 444771_1352218815400_191_3….jpg)

>>168066

Oh well, how's it going?

>>168068

Hey Magi. How are you? And have there arrived any dark soul keys?

>>168070

Good afternoon Fortune.


 No.168072

File: 1458140031442.jpg (86 KB, 274x328, 137:164, 1420509433490.jpg)

>>168068

I dunno I career where I can be a neet and talk about weeb things and shit sounds wonderful


 No.168073

File: 1458140060907.gif (77.31 KB, 256x192, 4:3, Kay-Sad.gif)

>>168059

What mood?

>>168066

Heya, Date.

I'm pretty good, not doing much.

You alright?

>>168067

I don't know how to respond to this at alllll!

>>168071

How ya doin'?


 No.168074

File: 1458140089073.jpg (24.78 KB, 680x383, 680:383, 1451479873726.jpg)

>>168068

It is up to you; I feel like crap to be honest, love.

>>168069

See? An Itty Bitty Angel.


 No.168075

File: 1458140130100.gif (103.84 KB, 256x192, 4:3, Kay-Smile.gif)

>>168072

A smudge on my screen made it look like Sachi was pouting.

truly adorable.


 No.168076

File: 1458140212419.jpg (362.52 KB, 800x1130, 80:113, 0bfc7c396ba16199b60c0a20a1….jpg)

>>168075

Sachi? I'm confused


 No.168077

File: 1458140214411.webm (3.4 MB, 640x360, 16:9, help.webm)

>>168067

HELP!

>>168068

>slight

it was a lot!

nope nothing to do today


 No.168078

>>168076

Girl in the pic. >>168072


 No.168079

File: 1458140280358.png (198.37 KB, 980x560, 7:4, 9b2b46243040a0b9501c1e4495….png)

>>168074

No you're not dreaming so that means no angel!


 No.168080

>>168078

Oh sorry just liked the meme thankyou cookie


 No.168081

File: 1458140329246.png (543.06 KB, 563x750, 563:750, 6951d1527b2baa99c73cef8e0d….png)

>>168066

Hey Date <3 Good to hear your mood's lifted, how are things with you?

>>168067

I'm sure waifu will be in touch soon :)

I know how you feel about needing to make progress with the old backlog, choosing something or being in the mood to watch something is usually what I have the hardest problem with. Any ideas what you would like to do?

>>168070

Thanks :) It's not that difficult to get a flashcard for the 3ds, google gbatemp, theres lots of info etc there

>>168071

I'm good, no keys so far I'm afraid, but it's still early, I'm thinking they might go out this evening for us, at least that's what I'm hoping, if I hear anything I'll let you know

>>168072

It can be, sometimes it can be fun, other times it isn't. You up to much today?

>>168074

Take the time and relax, sound's like you need some R&R


 No.168082

File: 1458140332083.jpg (230.47 KB, 750x1109, 750:1109, 10625736_p0.jpg)

>>168073

A little tired since i just got home from work.


 No.168083

>>168080

No problem, no problem.

She's from a VN i enjoyed, and an anime I hate.

It's rare that I know something about anime, glad to 'help'.


 No.168084

>>168081

Yeah, but he said it was kinda risky to do, but there's a new exploit that kinda lets you reset the entire thing any amount of times, removing the risk.

>>168082

What do you do?


 No.168085

File: 1458140538025.jpg (30.79 KB, 638x540, 319:270, 1422046220416.jpg)

>>168081

Just writing the dam easy, well I'm sort of borderline only come out of my house for food and class. I like being by myself


 No.168086

File: 1458140549331.jpg (Spoiler Image, 134.43 KB, 700x589, 700:589, 1409167935252.jpg)

>>168066

Come play KF2 with me, it will make you less sad.

>>168073

Just don't become too addicted to it hun, you might lose your mind and end up begging for others to do it as well!.

>>168077

No help now, only tears

>>168081

I think I'm gonna play a game.

I've been considering Binary Domain since I heard its good and never got around to it. All I've been doing recently is playing games that are multiplayer and you can't beat, I want a good story or just a game to actually beat.


 No.168087

>>168086

But I'm very prone to addictions…

What if tonight just isn't enough?


 No.168088

File: 1458140659577.jpg (450.26 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, 31545242_p0.jpg)

>>168081

Great to hear! :D

And okay. Lets keep being patient then.

>>168084

Lots of nature stuff including collecting trash, cut bushes and stuff like that or gardening.


 No.168089

File: 1458140690803.jpg (393.97 KB, 650x850, 13:17, 4599a6dba270a25785ebff2feb….jpg)

So, anyone doing anything fun right now?


 No.168090

File: 1458140748009.jpg (190.01 KB, 795x783, 265:261, 10580577_p0.jpg)

>>168089

Not really right now. I'm just chilling. And you?


 No.168091

File: 1458140810094.jpg (346.73 KB, 765x1080, 17:24, a86ed003d7e3dd281e2fc12bd3….jpg)

>>168084

look on gbatemp, I think there might be more info there, I haven't done the 3ds myself but I did with the ds. I think there's more advances in it now compared to what it was like a year or so ago

>>168085

I know how you feel, hopefully the essay won't give you too much of a headache <3

>>168086

Binary Domain is a good game, I played a bit of it, might be right up your alley.

>>168088

I know, I'm a patient person, but sometimes it can be a bit crap waiting to hear, I'll keep you updated if I find anything <3

>>168089

Not really Mango, :s


 No.168092

File: 1458140813436.gif (72.75 KB, 256x192, 4:3, Kay-Normal.gif)

>>168089

Chilling with friends at school, 'till 5.

>>168088

Does that pay well?


 No.168093

>>168091

My friend is gonna help me step-by-step.

I'm really shit with Technology of any kind.


 No.168094

File: 1458140911451.jpg (529.06 KB, 800x568, 100:71, 55441202_p14_master1200.jpg)

>>168089

Does looking for ds3 stuff count?


 No.168095

File: 1458141006149.png (282.47 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, 1457285484194.png)

why am i always tired?


 No.168096

File: 1458141016269.jpg (182.52 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, sample-f8a00082fa32e61455a….jpg)

>>168093

I see, well good luck, most of that stuff isn't too taxing, but it can be a bit daunting.


 No.168097

File: 1458141034830.gif (628.42 KB, 500x281, 500:281, scream.gif)

>>168086

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I NEED AN ADULT

>>168091

>ignoring me

rude


 No.168098

>>168096

Yeah, I didn't do it before, cuz I know I'll fuck up at least once, and with only one try, no thanks.

But now that's solved.


 No.168099

File: 1458141131941.gif (9.68 KB, 256x192, 4:3, Kay-Grin.gif)

Going home, back in 15.


 No.168100

File: 1458141135507.jpg (160.04 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 1399103968205.jpg)

>>168091

I heard it is and third person shooters are one of my favorite genres.

Torrrenting it now so I'll probably play it all day while waiting to watch bicycles or do other thigns.

Though I'm considering making progress on american truck sim, I've been wanting to for the last few days but just been busy with other stuff.

>>168097

I am a adult Burt, you gotta remember we are the same age after all.

When is your birthday Burt-kun?


 No.168101

File: 1458141165376.jpg (306.77 KB, 501x708, 167:236, b022a2604e49f8f357105baec7….jpg)

>>168090

Playing some Rocket League while listening to Eurobeat.

>>168091

Oh hai Magi, didn't notice you were here.

>>168092

You're posting at /lewd/ while hanging out with friends?

>>168094

Dark Souls 3 will be even worse than 2.


 No.168102

File: 1458141179861.jpg (327.71 KB, 567x800, 567:800, c44849e27126c9923cedf2f8b3….jpg)

>>168095

Could be diet, or a weird routine.

>>168097

I wouldn't do it on purpose Burt, I'm not having comments telling me replies for some reason today, I might have to change server. You still playing dragon age?


 No.168103

File: 1458141239024.jpg (467.63 KB, 1024x900, 256:225, 10827010_p0.jpg)

>>168091

Thank you!

>>168092

Well its fine. It keeps me alive.

>>168097

Hey Burt!

>>168095

Because you are lacking vitamin D maybe.

Or too less sleep.


 No.168104

>>168102

staying all day on internet is a weird routine?


 No.168105

File: 1458141359677.jpg (402.23 KB, 1033x1500, 1033:1500, 1399053003873.jpg)

>>168101

>Dark Souls 3 will be even worse than 2.

B-but I really liked dark souls 2.


 No.168106

File: 1458141366671.gif (2.79 MB, 300x252, 25:21, 1457687709636.gif)

>>168101

Lol nah Hidetaka Miyazaki is directing this one


 No.168107

File: 1458141479239.jpg (124.52 KB, 946x960, 473:480, 12509446_1671913709756070_….jpg)

>>168073

im doing ok ^~^

glad to hear you are good!

>>168081

magi<3

thanks how are you?

>>168086

ok!i was afk a bit since i had to clean the house a bit :I


 No.168108

File: 1458141485071.gif (1000.58 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Mash.gif)

>>168100

AHHHHHH

September 19th

>>168102

You did it on purpose!

I am going in between a lot of games

its hard

>>168103

hey hello


 No.168109

File: 1458141488903.jpg (92.64 KB, 830x984, 415:492, 776467a614ae40961e73c91ea5….jpg)

>>168100

It's very good I think you'll really enjoy it. I have it, so I'll probably play it sometime later in the year. So much coming up to add to my backlog lol

>>168101

Good to see you back, how's things with you?

>>168103

<3

>>168104

No I meant your sleeping routine, that can mess with your internal clock, if its not that it's more than likely diet


 No.168110

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>>168107

I'm good, just working out what I'm going to do today

What about yourself?

>>168108

I wouldn't do anything so rude :3

I know the feeling about being between a few games, that's why I tend to just stick with one or 2 until I complete them, as It can be a bit tricky to decide between many


 No.168111

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>>168108

How is the head?

>>168109

:D


 No.168112

File: 1458141744881.png (727.13 KB, 741x1077, 247:359, 1395209082872.png)

>>168107

Alright give me a second to switch back over then we will play hun.

>>168108

Fuck you and your 3 months older than me bullshit.

How the fuck do humans work, you are just 3 months older than me and can grow a beard and I can't grow anything aside from mildly okay stubble at the moment.

>>168109

We gonna force you to work on that backlog then, we will make progress together hun.


 No.168113

File: 1458141849518.jpg (934.16 KB, 1000x1415, 200:283, und du.jpg)

>>168105

>>168106

Nah, it will be even worse. Better accept it now.

And if it's actually better, then you have a nice suprise. A Win-Win situation.

>>168109

Missing, loving and suffering.


 No.168114

File: 1458141850472.jpg (86.22 KB, 600x338, 300:169, Hakurei.Reimu.600.1150117.jpg)

>>168110

ahhh not much, i got a day ban on csgo because of some annoying people i TK'ed so i cant play until 8 pm tonight ;_;

so maybe play a new game a bought yesterday and killing floor 2

>>168112

ahh sorry i just got to do something so give me like 10 mins and i can play

i forgot i had to clean the stove


 No.168115

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>>168079

May as well be!

>>168081

No rest for the wicked, love.


 No.168116

File: 1458141965755.webm (5.24 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Ranger School Promo.webm)

>>168110

you would

i should do that but ic ant help myself

>>168111

I dont get hangovers so its fine!

how are you?

>>168112

its cause im a manly man and you are girly bottom slut


 No.168117

File: 1458142000526.jpg (411.82 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 10690990_p0.jpg)

>>168116

I'm pretty fine, just a little tired. Its been a long day.


 No.168118

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 No.168119

File: 1458142031437.jpg (107.5 KB, 952x1000, 119:125, 1399121952415.jpg)

>>168113

I'm a positive pete while you a negative nancy.

Always expect good things, plus even if its a "bad" game I'll still have fun.

Aliens Colonial marines was "bad" but I remember having fun non-stop with it. It's all about your outlook.

>>168114

Alright hun, I'll just keep listening to music and thinking what to do.

What new game did you buy though?

>>168116

You were begging for a persons cock last night, I don't think thats so manly. I just plan on having eternal youth is all, I'll be the hottest guy at the retirement home.


 No.168120

File: 1458142055549.jpg (62.67 KB, 860x860, 1:1, 1457651287380.jpg)

>>168115

I would rather be leaf tbh


 No.168121

File: 1458142209388.jpg (316.13 KB, 942x600, 157:100, 2027fec15018688948b971c02a….jpg)

bananas are so good fuck


 No.168122

File: 1458142211049.webm (1.63 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 3 coffins.webm)

>>168117

sounds fun

work or something?

>>168119

I did not do that it was just attention I wanted! plus eternal youth should include a beard or whats the point


 No.168123

File: 1458142426280.jpg (447.06 KB, 632x844, 158:211, 10094556_p0.jpg)

>>168122

Yes, I've been doing all sorts of outdoor stuff.

>>168101

I used to play Rocket League. It was fun, but i could get tired of it real quick if i didn't have several good rounds.


 No.168124

File: 1458142471684.jpg (568.2 KB, 2590x2014, 1295:1007, 1399084968963.jpg)

>there are people in this world who lewd mami

Kill yourself if you fall under this category, no exceptions.

>>168121

DOn't fuck the banana but they are healthy and tasty yes.

>>168122

Cause then it's eternal old peopleness! This is why you a grandpa, it's okay I'll give you lots of attention tomorrow.

Going to be making me some sodabread later, do you even saint patties?


 No.168125

File: 1458142525600.jpg (36.46 KB, 327x450, 109:150, 98ccb0c0b1b5c6e7affdac1579….jpg)


 No.168126

>>168124

Who's Mami?

Is that the girl form Madoka?


 No.168127

File: 1458142575390.jpg (478.44 KB, 1024x1280, 4:5, 7d36e1b7279810f6f29356be4f….jpg)

>>168124

fuck you I tried once and it didn't work, it was too big


 No.168128

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>>168119

just nazi zombie trilogy i always wanted it and it was super cheap so i bought it with some csgo skins i had


 No.168129

File: 1458142708606.jpg (231.56 KB, 620x880, 31:44, 1399147172044.jpg)

>>168126

Fortune have you never watched any anime ever?

But yeah person I'm posting is Mami from Madoka.

>>168127

DONT LEWD FOOD

Food is for your mouth, not your ass. God damn kids these days don't even know how to eat right.

>>168128

Oh yeah you told me and my brain didn't even remember that far ago.


 No.168130

File: 1458142834594.jpg (87.7 KB, 603x520, 603:520, 1456810992167.jpg)

>>168125

Yea an orange leaf


 No.168131

File: 1458142834616.webm (6.78 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Ranger School Promo 2.webm)

>>168123

I wish i had a job

gotta keep looking

>>168124

First my beard does not make me look old it makes me look way to good and second your attention better be p.ure!

My parents make corned beef and cabbage but the smell of it triggers a migraine so i have to stay in my room or somewhere else


 No.168132

File: 1458142846973.jpg (1.78 MB, 2560x2048, 5:4, 074b937ae108aa2b716f401fbd….jpg)

>>168129

meduka is best madoka

nah you can put some nice things in a butt


 No.168133

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>>168118

>>168119

Nah, it's shit until it's prooven that it isn't shit.

I've been dissapointed with many releases in the last years, that's simply the only solution for me.


 No.168134

>>168131

Well its not completely work. Its a place that helps you getting a full time job.


 No.168135

File: 1458142953045.jpg (107.45 KB, 600x400, 3:2, 325ec6e36859445ec0f35999d4….jpg)

>>168130

But why a leaf?


 No.168136

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>>168131

Aw I'm having some of that as well but thats odd it gives you a migraine.

My attention will be 50% slutty don't you worry hun.

>>168132

And this is why you are a gay boy with a tiny wee wee and I'm not.

Cause my taste are clearly superior.

>>168133

Thats just a pessimistic way to look at things..

What games have disappointed you recently?


 No.168137

File: 1458143009643.jpg (1 MB, 2376x1680, 99:70, Kiniro.Mosaic.full.1890037.jpg)

>>168132

>Toothbrush

Never change brat


 No.168138

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>>168136

non non

non

meduka is best gorl

do I think that because of my weewee or is the weewee because of that way of thinking

>>168137

I threw it away when I was cleaning my drawers a few weeks ago, I wish I hadn't


 No.168139

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>>168135

Why a not? Being a leaf has it advantages


 No.168141

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>>168138

Buy a new one, also what end did you use?


 No.168142

>>168129

Basically.

Couldn't get into Madoka. Quit during ep1.


 No.168143

File: 1458143298209.webm (7.85 MB, 480x360, 4:3, TrollToll.webm)

>>168134

still better then nothing

>>168136

it is but odd things can trigger migraines and i got unlucky

slut!


 No.168144

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>>168112

Well Dark souls if I get a code will be the first lol

>>168113

Ah I see, hopefully you won't be suffering or missing much longer <3

>>168114

I seen, oh well at least you can play later, what new game did you get?

>>168116

I wouldn't ;~;

I know what it's like to have too much on your plate though, hopefully you can get a handle on something :)


 No.168145

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>>168139

What advantages does it have?


 No.168146

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>>168141

both

vibrating bristles are umf


 No.168147

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>>168138

You think that way because of your weewee.

You need something even smaller than you are, which mami is too big for you.

>>168142

EP 1 is not the rest of the show, it takes a turn.

>>168143

I'm not a slut I'm a p.ure maiden who doesn't beg for cock like you.

>>168144

I'll start a new game when you do, so I can be your phantom carry when you need.


 No.168148

File: 1458143552671.png (1.14 MB, 1000x1333, 1000:1333, fc327d4c4a7e6c3ad7c71b97a2….png)

>>168146

Awww man my butt starred tingling when I thought about the bristles hitting my prostate


 No.168149

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>>168145

Hmm no responsibility?


 No.168150

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>>168147

Aw thankyou <3, I'm really looking forward to it, haven't played a souls game in a long time, so I'm a bit rusty though I'll soon get back into the swing of things

>>168148

Get a prostate massager, you'll feel it tingle then :D


 No.168151

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File: 1458143657741-1.jpg (35.31 KB, 300x300, 1:1, MissingLoving...jpg)

>>168136

MGS V

GTA V

All Neptunia games

The Atelier games on Vita

FFXIV Heavensward

WoW WoD

Some others which I won't list now because I can already feel my blood pressure rising.

>>168144

No, that's the name of the album I'm listening to.

Well, of course I'm missing, loving and suffering too, but that's not what I meant.


 No.168152

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>>168149

Sounds boring, Bitty.


 No.168153

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>>168151

Ah I see, I thought you meant literally. But it's good to see you back, what's the music like?


 No.168154

File: 1458143830418.jpg (264.56 KB, 603x757, 603:757, 1456189274951.jpg)

>>168152

But I'm already boring, see a leaf is the perfect life for me!


 No.168155

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>>168151

Aw, I've personally enjoyed all 3 of the games on that list that I played, still to each their own. Maybe your standards are set too high?

>>168150

It'll be good times and that way when I suck dick at 2handed build you can ccarry me.


 No.168156

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 No.168157

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>>168150

Are they good?, I want to train my body to cut from my butt like a real bitch :3


 No.168158

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>>168155

I knew there was a catch somewhere lol

>>168156

Nice <3 I'll listen to it more later, thankyou <3

>>168157

Yes very good, though I still prefer the vibrator to be honest


 No.168159

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>>168155

Nah, the standards of the mass is just too low, which is the main reason why those games were produced.


 No.168160

File: 1458144147735.webm (436.77 KB, 480x360, 4:3, I AM VENGEANCE, I AM THE ….webm)

>>168144

I can handle anything!

>>168147

I wasnt begging for cock! I just wanted attention from an old friend.


 No.168161

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>>168158

>later

So, never.

Anyway, why is everyone talking about their butts? Don't do that. I don't want to get stupid ideas.


 No.168162

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>>168160

An old friend you use to lewd!

That's basically the same thing.

>>168159

Aw well to each their own, I play what I consider fun, I don't need unrealistic standards.

>>168158

Hey if I don't suck dick you will be fine, though I haven't played any of the souls games in a while so high chance I will.


 No.168163

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>>168161

No later, as in later today I'm always listening to music, I'm just watching a stream atm.

You obviously don't know how much music I listen to and I always listen to recommendations, I wouldn't bullshit about it.

>>168162

I don't mind carrying your ass lol


 No.168164

File: 1458144576705.webm (854.05 KB, 624x352, 39:22, Bloody Mary.webm)

>>168162

I didnt use to lewd him


 No.168165

File: 1458144605298.jpg (665.22 KB, 660x928, 165:232, f1f00bf4f418ac9cc4a52cdcee….jpg)

>>168162

>unrealistic standards

So, content and a competent coding is unrealistic now?

>>168163

Oh, alrighty. My bad. I'll wait for your reaction to it.


 No.168166

File: 1458144779535.jpg (216 KB, 683x1000, 683:1000, 1399096930972.jpg)

>>168164

But you were going too!

>>168165

Hmm I guess? I haven't noticed anything like that from GTA 5, Heavensward, or WoD.

Though to be fair I actually didn't play heavensward too much cause I feel out of a MMO mood and was playing other games when it released despite preordering it.

>>168163

Thanks babe, just don't drop me, I have enough head injuries as is.


 No.168167

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>>168165

No problem, I do listen to a ton of music, at least 15 to 17 hours a day, I'll definitely listen to it later <3

>>168166

Nah I wouldn't drop you, I wouldn't have that on my concious lol


 No.168168

>>168167

Conscience*


 No.168169

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>>168167

Well this is what will become of us if it does happen.

https://youtu.be/pfFRv_1XdDM?t=12


 No.168170

File: 1458145197275.webm (225.12 KB, 640x360, 16:9, you dont have to raise yo….webm)

>>168166

I was not I had only slutty intentions!


 No.168171

File: 1458145224590.jpg (252.25 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1399070442213.jpg)

>>168170

>only slutty intentions

I FUCKING KNEW IT!


 No.168172

File: 1458145261397.jpg (77.81 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, TK.jpg)

Summoning the danger zone!


 No.168173

File: 1458145291081.png (358.95 KB, 610x840, 61:84, bac9e610409eb8e1932a3f4572….png)

>>168169

:3

>>168170

We knew you had slutty intentions lmao


 No.168174

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>>168167

Christ, that eye covering hair is doing weird things to my weiner.

>>168166

More GTA Online instead of GTA V, my mistake.


 No.168175

File: 1458145364152.webm (479.37 KB, 480x272, 30:17, something something.webm)


 No.168176

>>168175

Thank you.


 No.168177

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>>168174

What kind of things?

>>168175

kek


 No.168178

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>>168177

Oh, you want to go into detail?


 No.168179

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>>168174

Nope too late. You already admitted you a slut with slutty intentions.

>>168174

Here a cuter eye covering hair.

Though I understand that part, hair covering one or even bother eyes is top tier.

Aw I play GTA for single player the online was just a bonus.It was alright from what I played, I mean it was a lot of fun since again it was just a free bonus in my mind.

GTA isn't famous for being a multiplayer game, so if you bought it for GTA online I could see you being disappointed.

>>168173

It's okay we both be special together.


 No.168180

File: 1458145579510.jpg (417.86 KB, 757x1074, 757:1074, e193a49683c7239bd8e47ee7e1….jpg)

>>168178

I wouldn't ask if I didn't


 No.168181

File: 1458145850188.jpg (165.47 KB, 658x800, 329:400, 4c97c9e6e5b678aa0311bdcf1e….jpg)

hey hey

when you wear underwear do you have your weewee sit up, down, left, or right


 No.168182

File: 1458145914469.jpg (162.31 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 198468c5c530d2a44479fe8591….jpg)

>>168179

I'm no slut and GTA V was more of a big sandbox with whacky characters saying wacky things.

And yes, hidden eyes are great.

>>168180

Well, I don't go into detail here about this kind of stuff.


 No.168183

File: 1458145930122.mp4 (4.06 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Drinking Paint.mp4)

>>168176

no problem

>>168177

>>168179

bullies


 No.168184

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>>168181

Depends on my mood and what type of underwear

>>168182

I see, no worries <3

>>168183

You love it :3


 No.168185

File: 1458146111165.jpg (375.06 KB, 800x781, 800:781, e3bac4d8df315915ca4dab37e1….jpg)

>>168181

Left, there is no way in hell I'd have enough room up or down.

>>168180

If they combined would they have no vision or all of it?

>>168182

Really I liked franklin and michael. But I could see trevor being too "memey" for a lack of better words.

>>168183

You already know I am, after all those long and hard nights we spent together.


 No.168186

File: 1458146199716.jpg (362.72 KB, 700x1000, 7:10, 50c8cf10eac615c77370ed6086….jpg)

>>168184

what would you say is your most opted position?

>>168185

stupid horse dick

would it peek out the top or something


 No.168187

File: 1458146276543.webm (3.39 MB, 636x360, 53:30, Hammer of Thor.webm)

>>168184

No I dont!

>>168185

We have never spent a night together!


 No.168188

>>168181

What a weird question.

It's always been left.


 No.168189

File: 1458146367486.png (757.92 KB, 750x1028, 375:514, b916caff2dd0b9180a028f8fa9….png)

>>168185

No you can still see through the hair, but the hair covering one eye adds something to the character

>>168186

left usually, it would be uncomfortable up or down

>>168187

You do, don't tell fibs :3


 No.168190

File: 1458146427587.jpg (201.98 KB, 580x580, 1:1, ff1656db34607160107722c82c….jpg)

>>168187

YET!

I'm working on it.

>>168186

Yes it could at least of it got hard. Getting erection is hard when you are big since you get a very obvious bulge.


 No.168191

>>168184

That was more of an invitation to take this conversation somewhere private.

But alright, no worries.

>>168185

Eh, whatever you like.


 No.168192

File: 1458146649507.gif (106.9 KB, 256x192, 4:3, Kay-Surprised.gif)

>>168190

So the constant use of the horse dick was refering to your size.

Why would they keep pointing that out like it's an insult, though?


 No.168193

File: 1458146665006.mp4 (3.75 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, smallhands.mp4)

>>168189

I never lie

ask anyone!

>>168190

Never ever gonna happen!


 No.168194


 No.168195

File: 1458146788486.jpg (172.08 KB, 754x638, 13:11, fb70b1e69141c89fab66019c30….jpg)

>>168189

Slut you think I don't know that, I had a emover all through middle/highschool. Still it's great cause generally it makes them seem a bit shy which is always fun cause you can tease and bully that type of person.

>>168192

What did you think it meant? They are just mad cause they are small I'm not that big. When I measured it last night it was I think 7.25in~

>>168193

Hey it doesn't have to be a lewd night!


 No.168196

File: 1458146893284.jpg (135.51 KB, 974x1337, 974:1337, e39551a2b8e7a683da9da58475….jpg)

>>168188

>>168189

oh I thought up was common, that's how I've always done it

>>168190

I don't get how you can't go up I can do it both hard and not

>>168194

can you stick it in ur butt


 No.168197

File: 1458147001521.webm (551.97 KB, 480x360, 4:3, meirl.webm)

>>168195

I know you and im super good looking so you would try


 No.168198

>>168195

I thought it'd mean that, but they're using it as name-calling. Calling you large isn't an insult, for most.

I've never messured. Crippling self-doubt tells me that I'm small, I'd rather not take the 50-50 incase that gut-feeling is right.


 No.168199

File: 1458147133644.jpg (147.35 KB, 626x791, 626:791, 14c83e46ed86f21be78e888b51….jpg)

>>168197

You don't have long hair burt, so you know I owuldn't lewd you.

If you get long hair maybe.

>>168198

Just assume you are average and be happy, it's okay, I still think I'm small all the time, men are weird when it comes to their penis.

>>168196

Not everyone is 3 inches hun so its hard.


 No.168200

>>168199

>Just assume you're average.

Easier said than done.


 No.168201

File: 1458147172409.jpg (205.72 KB, 500x700, 5:7, f6913c236234346e731c761e37….jpg)

>>168193

You love a good bullying :3

>>168195

I had an emover too lol, it's either shy or mysterious. A little bit more than meets the eye. It's aoften well used but also good use of design in media

>>168196

Well up for me would just mean when I get an erection it would make a big bulge and it would be tight, that and I leak a lot so it can get messy lol


 No.168202

File: 1458147202329.jpg (120.83 KB, 600x848, 75:106, 1454197315710.jpg)

>>168196

I haven't tried that


 No.168203

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>>168195

>dude lol I'm not that big my dick just looks like a fucking elephant trunk

no


 No.168204

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>>168203

You are just tiny slut, go watch porn everyones dick is about my size.

>>168201

>more than meets the eye

So wait are we both secretly transformers?

>>168200

It's okay you are super big and thick to me hun.


 No.168205

File: 1458147369875.webm (1.48 MB, 480x360, 4:3, no questions.webm)

>>168199

Now im going to go cut my hair and not let it grow like i planned

gonna keep myself safe

>>168201

I only like love!


 No.168206

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>>168204

I'm not tiny you're just big

if that's regular you gonna kill a bitch with it


 No.168207

>>168204

That's one weird compliment, alright.


 No.168208

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There is only one thing better than hair covering the eyes.

Short, tomboyish hair.


 No.168209

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>>168205

NOOO DON'T DO IT.

I promise I'll only cum in you once if you don't.

>>168208

>short hair

Triggered

And I thought we had something going too.

>>168207

Well I mean I've never seen it so I can only say so much. Go post it in the thread.

>>168206

I don't know, I've only ever been with sluts and no virgins but only one ever had a problem with it.


 No.168210

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>>168208

if the bitch ain't having it hang into the toilet water it's too short


 No.168211

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>>168209

If you don't love all types of haircuts, except the dyke and the buzzcut, on a girl, you ain't really loving girls.


 No.168212

>>168209

There are no pics of it, and no one should want to see it.


 No.168213

Someone make a new thread because i don't have time.


 No.168214

File: 1458147882220.jpg (518.79 KB, 891x1200, 297:400, 1408210808192.jpg)

>>168211

I'm a hair fetishist first and foremost. It takes priority over all other attributes people have. Well that and they can't be fat, then we are good.

>>168212

AW RIP


 No.168215

Unless its too early


 No.168216

>>168214

>RIP

It ain't dead

I'm just, like you said, sensitive about it.

>>168215

What's the requirement for a new thread?


 No.168217

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>>168204

Could be :3

>>168205

You love a bit of tough love Burt, I can tell

>>168208

Wrong, long hair is god tier


 No.168218

>>168216

I can't remember. Someone makes its at image limit 300, others makes it at 250. Its confusing.


 No.168219

File: 1458148042621.jpg (51.42 KB, 225x350, 9:14, 192095.jpg)

Hand-prepared noodles are nice.


 No.168220

File: 1458148075618.webm (2.88 MB, 640x348, 160:87, We Ain't Found Shit.webm)

>>168209

Im going back to my hair cut when i was in the military, I got my mothers hair anyway looks odd for me

no cumming in me

>>168212

stay p.ure

>>168217

I like tender lough!


 No.168221

File: 1458148173706.png (704.26 KB, 594x841, 594:841, e91c81b572ab0b8fcce984c143….png)

>>168220

You like a bit of bullying to go with your love


 No.168222

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>>168214

Freshly shampood hair, still a bit wet, cold to the touch, yet warm at the skin undearneath.

If you don't want to wrap your dick into that you're gay.

>>168217

The lenght of hair is not important, it's more important if it fits to the personality of a person and if they take care of their hair.

>>168219

How about you prepare my noodle with your hand?


 No.168223

>>168220

Bit late.


 No.168224

File: 1458148293552.jpg (224.07 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1427672748850.jpg)

>>168221

I dont at all! thats weird!

>>168223


 No.168225

>>168222

I don't think I want to touch a German, they're usually cuckolds.


 No.168226

File: 1458148338406.jpg (162.81 KB, 960x1079, 960:1079, kyokoeating.jpg)


 No.168227

File: 1458148339599.gif (121.59 KB, 256x192, 4:3, Scratch Right.gif)


 No.168228

File: 1458148398492.jpg (153.15 KB, 704x396, 16:9, 1426799003889.jpg)

>>168227

i thought you were p.ure as the driven snow


 No.168229

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>>168220

>lough

I think you fucked up hun.

But don't do it, how are you gonna get canada anon to notice you now! I heard he likes long hair on men.

>>168217

Can I be someone who isn't shit then like, Blurr or Bluestreak.

>>168216

Nope it's dead, might as well cut if off now.

>>168222

>>168222

Which you can't do with short hair, it's why long hair is best.


 No.168230

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>>168222

Long hair is more attractive to me, there's nothing quite like the feel of having hair brush over your face, or letting it drip dry down your back.

>>168224

You love a bit of a bully, someone to give you tough love. Maybe twist your arm up your back as they moan into your ear

>>168229

You can be anyone you want to be :D


 No.168231

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>>168229

You never tried it out.

But I did, and it was pretty meh, I expected it to be better


 No.168232

File: 1458148718701.png (46.02 KB, 180x235, 36:47, 180px-Reimu.png)

had to leave the hosue for an hour

ahhh kill me please

i hate going outside and its super hot as well!!!


 No.168233

File: 1458148777324.gif (151.64 KB, 250x250, 1:1, why.gif)

>>168229

I cant spell no good drunk..

he already noticed me though and my hair aint that long

>>168230

I dont want that at all! weirdo!!


 No.168234

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>>168230

>drip down your back

You had long hair that goes all the way down your back?


 No.168235

>>168228

I'm rather slutty, I'd say. But not immune to lewd.

>>168229

I'm sure that would make some things really hard to do…


 No.168236

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>>168233

What you are drinking already?

WHY ARE YOU DRINKING TODAY!

You could at least tell me, I have 2 full bottles of vodka that are untouched I could drink.

>>168231

Lots of fetishes are better left in fantasy than reality.

>>168230

Wait I can even be you!?!

>>168235

Oh like what? I think it'd make it even easier for you to be a woman then.


 No.168237

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>>168236

I know.

My poor foot fetish had to suffer a lot after I got my dick rubbed by girl feet.


 No.168238

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>>168235

oh my, be slutty!

>>168236

Ive been drinking since 2 hours after i woke up

how can you not tell?


 No.168239

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>>168233

Yes you do, just admit it

>>168234

Yes I had long hair that reached below my shoulders, biggest mistake was getting it cut, it's at a good length now but I'm growing it long again

>>168236

You can try to be lol


 No.168240

>>168236

Pissing.

>Even easier

That would imply it'd already be easy now!

And I don't even want to, in the first place!

>>168238

Nooooo, not quite.


 No.168241

File: 1458149145285.png (300.35 KB, 600x900, 2:3, amazing.png)

>>168238

Burt needs good love.


 No.168242

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>>168239

I shall never say that cause i dont wnat that!

>>168240

I meant p.ure

damn word filter

>>168241

Yes, yes!


 No.168243

File: 1458149268366.jpg (139.77 KB, 1002x1181, 1002:1181, dc35f4e5510d5d52abde4ed197….jpg)

>>168239

Geez, that's kinda uncool.

Long hair dosn't look good on guys. No matter what, Yaoi doujins always lie, a super long ponytail on a guy looks like shit.


 No.168244

>>168242

It's fine, it's fine.


 No.168245

File: 1458149360718.jpg (283.65 KB, 500x692, 125:173, 1393480148557.jpg)

>>168238

Cause you said you weren't going to drink today!

You useless drunk.

>>168237

Ew feet are nasty and rough.

>>168239

Alright I'll make sure to start working on my irish accent then.

>>168240

It is easy now or at least it should be.

>>168243

>ponytail

Well there is your problem, free flowing hair is best.


 No.168246

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>>168242

Just admit you like a bit of bullying to go with your love, no shame in that

>>168243

Oh no not in a ponytail, I'd take extra care of that, maybe wear a headband but that's about it, don't want kinks in it.


 No.168247

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 No.168248

>>168246

>>168245

But free flowing hair on a guy looks even worse.

>>168245

Feet are wonderfull, but only women feet. They are small, tender, and never smell bad.


 No.168249

File: 1458149487980.gif (73.14 KB, 256x192, 4:3, Sad Right.gif)

>>168245

…How so?

I'm not feminine at all.


 No.168250

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>>168248

Depends on if they get it layered or not, I get mine layered so it looks right, not some half assed attempt of just letting your hair go unruly, you have to have all the dead ends out of it too,


 No.168251

File: 1458149576973.gif (4.54 MB, 497x280, 71:40, mashiro.gif)

>>168244

go now and be p.ure!

>>168245

like 50% of the things i say is a lie or exaggeration

>>168246

Never ever

>>168247


 No.168252

File: 1458149699814.jpg (168.57 KB, 761x900, 761:900, 1399053547780.jpg)

>>168249

>>168249

It's fine burt has a strong beard and yet he is extremely feminine.

>>168251

If you think I'm a smart enough person to be able to tell that then you clearly think too highly of me.

>>168248

Different taste for different people is all.


 No.168253

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>>168251

It's ok Burt, you don't have to admit it, I know you love being bullied :D


 No.168254

File: 1458149739686.jpg (85.89 KB, 500x391, 500:391, 1438148534367.jpg)

>>168251

Dance dance Burt revolution.


 No.168255

>>168251

Ayeaye.

>>168252

I am in behaviour, not looks feminine.

Nor manly, I'll admit that much, but moreso than not.


 No.168256

File: 1458149892024.webm (5.97 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, rain and friends.webm)

>>168252

Well now you know or is that a lie?!

>>168253

Liar liar pants on fire

>>168254

Rain Rain Revolution


 No.168257

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>>168256

There is much more truth to that webm and filename than you even know.


 No.168258

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>>168256

The more you protest the more it proves I'm right :D


 No.168259

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>>168255

Go with Christ


 No.168260

>>168259

That I don't. Got my reasons.

You have fun with that, though.


 No.168261

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>>168257

I know you admitted to it a bit back

>>168258

I DONT WANT THAT!

>>168260

I am a pagan so no


 No.168263

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 No.168264

File: 1458150387739.jpg (108.36 KB, 600x622, 300:311, 1456692060810.jpg)

>>168261

Life is grand, isn't it?


 No.168265

>>168261

Then why'd you tell me to go with Christ, rather than your pagan gods?


 No.168266

File: 1458150477484.jpg (253.2 KB, 778x1000, 389:500, TK-Chibi-tk-angel-beats-33….jpg)


 No.168588

File: 1458167761561.png (815.13 KB, 1065x461, 1065:461, Augus (6).png)

test2


 No.168599

File: 1458168656690.png (1.07 MB, 1065x497, 15:7, Augus (11).png)




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