No.168262
Hope you all continue to have a good day/evening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBOD8qeCBuc
No.168268
>>168263
>>168264
Its pretty grand sometimes
I cant dance like you though
>>168265
I assumed you were a christian
No.168269
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No.168270
>>168267
>>168269
Hey, yo! Check this out! It's a Moonwalk…It's a Moonwalk…Head-spin!
No.168272
>>168268
I can teach you just fine.
No.168273
>>168271
>>168272
you can dance if you want too
you can leave your friends behind
No.168275
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No.168277
>>168268
Really? Why's that?
I'm not exactly on speaking terms with any diety.
No.168280
>>168275
I'm feeling cold.
No.168282
>>168277
cause its a common religion and i like to be a bit of dick and tell people to go with christ despite me being a pagan
No.168283
File: 1458151121297.jpg (118.4 KB, 1060x1258, 530:629, 12782be6a611ebb5f01fb7de68….jpg)
>>168280
Who are you anyway?
No.168285
>>168282
Hah, fair enough.
No.168286
>>168273
Won't leave you behind, don't worry.
>>168275
I feel resolute.
No.168288
>>168284
Quite the answer.
No.168289
Gay living "things" are worse than cancer
No.168290
>>168285
go with christ bro
>>168286
you can dance, you can sing
No.168296
File: 1458151490694.jpg (517.62 KB, 3048x1696, 381:212, 101f06790755adc3da45a3174c….jpg)
>>168289
You know what reproduces even faster than cancer?
You and me.
No.168297
>>168294
Is that from Nanana?
No.168299
File: 1458151635027.jpg (438.23 KB, 873x1200, 291:400, 54c1c7d53c74173971c55693f0….jpg)
>>168296
what's a cancer baby like
No.168300
File: 1458151643809.png (711.25 KB, 1200x850, 24:17, f37295e8675bef8c211c26de4d….png)
Well, if no one's feeling lewd I'm doing it alone.
No.168301
>>168297
Misato is best girl from evangelion
>>168298
No.168302
File: 1458151705577.jpg (107.87 KB, 602x628, 301:314, aa1896e6f722095209cc90330b….jpg)
No.168303
>>168300
You waited the full ten minutes?
Dayum.
>>168301
Ah.
Haven't seen any of NGE
No.168307
>>168303
I didnt watch it till last year
>>168305
No.168308
>>168302
fuck you
don't try and flirt with me and then not respond to my question
fucking faggots
No.168309
>>168307
Rather late, dayum.
How was it?
No.168310
>>168303
It's usually more fun with other people, so yeah.
I would be even willing to wait an hour or longer, an orgasm with two people is much more intense than alone.
>>168302
Will do.
>>168308
No, fuck you. Holy fuck you libido is going through the roof today.
No.168311
>>168309
I liked it!
i got shit taste though
No.168312
>>168310
Yeah, that's true.
Have fun, I suppose.
No.168313
>>168307
Burt knows best girl.
>>168308
What'd you expect from another board slut?
No.168315
>>168300
Bad timing, I just lewded someone and feel sleepy now.
No.168318
File: 1458152066488.jpg (208.21 KB, 867x1227, 289:409, 5d6492ea533bee363b2604bb5b….jpg)
>>168310
eh
I was curious about cancer babies I haven't even been lewd today
>>168313
I expect people to give me their vast wealth of knowledge if they want me to suck their dick
No.168319
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>>168318
Re-add me please, I want to talk to you.
No.168321
>>168319
it won't let me
you try
No.168322
>>168312
Well, that sucks.
I'm sure you would feel rather excited if you gave it a try, but I doubt I could motivate you.
No.168323
>>168322
I'm sure I would be, but I had my fill for today.
No.168325
File: 1458152410076.png (1.2 MB, 1600x1441, 1600:1441, ca8327bd6d28531f10648a5dd5….png)
>>168321
I can't, I don't have your ID, I can't find you and your profile is private anyway, I doubt I COULD add ya.
No.168326
>>168316
DRINK BEER
>>168318
You can have my knowledge, but I don't want you to suck my dick.
No.168327
File: 1458152427134.jpg (318.41 KB, 1224x850, 36:25, b17e528d53da57f1ad2d30bfd1….jpg)
>>168324
Whats up. How are you doing?
No.168328
>>168326
TIME TO FINISH THE BOTTLE
No.168329
>>168323
Oh snap, I actually meant to reply to >>168315 with >>168322.
But nice to know you're done for today too.
No.168331
File: 1458152531674.jpg (793.25 KB, 992x1403, 992:1403, a173b7ebc8b8feeb9afe105d4f….jpg)
>>168325
steamcommunity.com/id/imattermorethanyou
>>168326
nice that's even better
No.168332
>>168328
Then beat Debra.
>>168331
It's just how I roll, friend. Or I guess not-friend since this is the only place we talk.
No.168333
>>168329
see
>>168323
I'm really tired but I'm not turned off to the idea. Give me your steam and we can have fun in the future~
No.168334
File: 1458152698305.jpg (628.35 KB, 952x1600, 119:200, 55069df2cfc61bae7358d06407….jpg)
No.168335
>>168332
im gonna beat someone like a rug
No.168336
>>168327
Could be better plus dying 1000 times in DS isn't helping lol, how are you?
No.168337
>>168334
No problem.
It's kinda funny, in a way.
>>168333
P-pls
No.168338
>>168336
Pretty good. Just waiting for raid in wow to happen.
No.168340
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>>168333
steamcommunity.com/id/ItIsShouTime
>>168337
How is it funny?
No.168341
>>168340
Hmm… It's a bit of an in-joke.
No.168342
>>168338
Sounds fun, do you do them everyday?
No.168344
>>168342
No just wednesday and sunday. It can be fun if everyone does good.
No.168345
>>168308
Brat, why are you so adorable? You're even needier than Burt is.
No.168346
>>168341
Explain it to me then.
No.168347
File: 1458153586174.png (526.38 KB, 1150x1440, 115:144, a46876214ec66602cc84b90c1a….png)
>>168345
fuck off how do you know if I'm needy or not
No.168348
>>168346
…Please don't make me.
No.168349
>>168347
Well you said in the thread we can't watch anime with other people cause you want me to yourself.
No.168352
File: 1458153707645.jpg (87.87 KB, 620x867, 620:867, d6380b2fe7b884fb4a87cd6b55….jpg)
>>168344
Hmm yea I could see that being annoying if everyone keeps fugging up
No.168353
>>168349
don't twist my words faggot
I said I don't like sharing people because I don't contribute shit and know that and so when better and more interesting people are involved I become invisible
No.168355
>>168351
I really can't without permission.
No.168356
>>168347
Because you got all sad when I ignored you <3
>>168354
You really are.
No.168357
>>168353
Did someone say something or was it just a ghost posting
No.168358
>>168356
I just wanted some of your attention is all thats not needy…
No.168359
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>>168353
Nope no idea what you are talking about with your "twisting words."
You like ohh Tomo-Senpai you can only watch anime with me, otherwise I get jealous and have to beat them up.
Note these may or may not be your exact words
No.168360
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>>168356
yeah because as you just said, you straight up ignored me and weren't even subtle
like If I don't immediately latch onto your dick like a fucking leech I don't get replies
>>168357
shut UP nerd
you have close friends and shit you play games with
>>168359
horses shouldn't be allowed on high horses
No.168361
>>168360
I think there's a ghost haunting this thread, someone just replied to me but I can't see them ! Oh well must not be anything important
No.168362
>>168352
Yeah. But its okayish because we are only a progress guild.
No.168363
>>168360
And you shouldn't be allowed off my dick but both of these things keep happening.
No.168364
File: 1458154778147.png (449.8 KB, 640x861, 640:861, b57bb6914ed04011d84241fa44….png)
>>168363
why are you posting these nasty fucking excuses for artwork
No.168365
>>168362
You dont play any other mmo do you?
No.168366
>>168364
You is nasty buttstuff boy, but I'm in middle of video games, I aint got time to post good images.
No.168368
>>168365
Well i have a few characters in Tera. Anyway raid is starting now so i'll be away for a while.
No.168369
i'm so sick of learning …
No.168370
>>168368
Alright cya later
No.168371
File: 1458155044439.jpg (1.73 MB, 1694x1387, 1694:1387, 00a245e60f4d8eea985bfe762b….jpg)
>>168366
fag I'll beat you up
it's better to not post images or at all then
No.168373
>>168371
Queerio the only thing you are going to beat is my cock.
No.168375
>>168371
>>168373
Is this what they meant with adding a little bullying to your love?
No.168376
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>>168373
with a brick, sure
or maybe a hammer and nail to the tip
>>168375
no this is strictly putting faggots in their place, there's no love here
No.168378
Hey guys, I'm new here but the description said sissy humiliation and I have a major bullying fetish.
How do I fit in?
No.168380
>>168378
Add people on steam
Show nudes
Get bullied
No.168382
>>168378
This is the most pathetic thing I've read in weeks.
No.168383
>>168378
Fit it in your ass, faggot.
No.168384
>tfw used to have a peephole to my sisters room where i could watch her change
>tfw sniff my sisters panties regularly
>tfw slap her butt and play it off as a joke but just want to touch her fat ass
No.168385
File: 1458155514380.jpg (359.1 KB, 597x832, 597:832, 2dbe96caa66a03804fbf30c6e3….jpg)
>>168378
Try spontanious combustion.
No.168386
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>>168377
wow
you aren't wrong but still
No.168387
>>168380
>>168379
Is this enough butt?
>>168383
Fit what up there?
No.168388
>>168384
D e g e n e r a c y
No.168389
>>168376
You'd probably trip on your own two feet and just hit yourself in the hit.
>>168375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV2ssT8lzj8
yes
No.168390
>>168387
Your own butt you dumb slut
Man you're gonna make it easy for people to bully you
No.168391
>>168390
Geesh, I don't wanna post -that-
No.168392
>>168387
My dick up your ass, queer.
No.168393
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No.168394
>>168391
Well that's what little bottom sluts like you are supposed to do
No.168396
>>168376
Suuure.
>>168389
Adorable.
>>168391
You're new to this, aren't ya?
No.168397
>>168391
Don't listen to them they're just thirsty
No.168398
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>>168391
I hope you plan to post white mages, because we already have someone posting Parsee.
No.168399
In touch with the ground / I'm on the hunt I'm after you / Smell like I sound, I'm lost in a crowd / And I'm hungry like the wolf.
No.168400
>>168392
Ah geesh, that's so abrupt
>>168394
I'd rather be the cute kind than the slutty kind!
>>168396
>>168396
I said so, but I'll put a name down if that makes it easier.
>>168397
If you say so (and Shiro is best autist)
>>168398
No.168401
>>168400
All of the cute ones are also sluts~
No.168402
>>168400
Sorry, I'm a bit jaded. How about a drink, first?
No.168403
>>168400
I meant the being-bullied part. Not very cooperative yet.
I'm no bully though, nor do I request butt. just making an observation.
>>168401
Not true!
No.168404
>>168396
It's okay I'll add bullying to you too Fortune when you I know you well enough to know how far I can push you.
No.168405
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>>168400
Well, whitemages are shit anyway.
But Seers, goddamn. That's the good shit.
No.168406
>>168400
I want to kiss Shiros tummy. Also don't do what mika says
No.168407
I'm bored, what should I do /lewd/? I need an answer for this. Come on guys, don't leave me hangin'.
No.168408
No.168409
>>168403
It's true in my experience!
>>168406
Shut up bitch
No.168410
>>168402
Can't we just talk? Alcohol is bad for you.
>>168403
I guess so… (really I'm a huge masochist, but it seems that showing how much you enjoy being a bully makes it less fun for the bulls and bullies)
>>168405
!!!
>>168406
>Shiro will never tame you and give you a bath before watching you take her bro's virginity
No.168411
>>168410
Mmm I don't know, what's up with you little buddy? Nice filename, by the way.
No.168412
>>168404
Heh, can't tell ya. I've never been ebullied.Just IRL.
I'm immune for any insults. Unless they hit something that I myself am sensitive off, that huuuurts.
>>168407
Do a thing!
>>168409
Isn't that just the environment, though?
>>168410
Ah, fair enough.
No.168413
File: 1458156645916.png (495.8 KB, 764x476, 191:119, Totsuka_saika_maid_oregair….png)
Hello lewds!!
Am i weird for wanting my boss to fuck me? :3
No.168414
File: 1458156674081.png (795.98 KB, 1003x1417, 1003:1417, 59c47d614719c52af00a6e9423….png)
>>168410
Either you write a full sentences or nothing.
No.168415
>>168408
It's too early.
>>168412
Smart.
>>168413
Panties?
No.168416
>>168413
Yes.
A weird faggot in Somalia.
No.168417
>>168412
This place corrupts all
slutty and lewd ones do not exist, that is the true meaning behind this word filter
No.168418
>>168412
Aw well you missing out on some top tier stuff.
>>168413
If they are good looking no.
>>168415
>too early
Weak
No.168419
>>168413
Not if they're attractive
>>168410
I want to wash her feets
No.168420
>>168411
Just poking my head in, that's all…
>>168413
Sounds like a normal response for a submissive.
>>168414
Fffine, if you say so.
>>168419
I wanna be her pet animal.
No.168421
>>168415
What?
>>168416
I don't live i Somalia!!!
>>168418
>>168419
He kinda is. Not the best looking but not ulgy either
No.168423
>>168360
I've been somewhat absent, it's not that I'm actively trying to ignore you.
No.168424
No.168425
>>168413
Depends on the boss, no?
>>168415
Thanks~
>>168417
I'd say I'm p.ure, but corruptable.
I've lasted long, though.
>>168418
Really? I'm not really seeing the appeal.
No.168426
>>168420
I want remi to put me in a collar and make me her maid
No.168427
>>168422
Nothing, but seeing Holo always gets "Wolf Whistling Song" in my head.
No.168428
>>168425
Did you get your DnD character set up?
No.168430
>>168417
He figured it out.
Him of all people.
No.168432
>>168425
I don't either but lots of people here seem to like it.
>>168422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_Y0un5a-NI
>>168421
Well nothing wrong, go ask him if he wants to fuck your boipussi then.
No.168434
>>168425
Evading filter should be a bannable offense
>>168430
Hmm? I would be the most likely to figure it out
No.168435
>>168427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALK73aKvhm4
>>168431
I forgot you had good taste in punk rock.
>>168429
That was fucking heavy. Great.
No.168436
>>168420
Well it's nice to meet you. I assume by the name you're a heal slut.
No.168437
>>168424
W-what do you want?! You want to wear my panties?!
>>168425
He's really nice yea!
>>168420
H-how did you know i'm a sub?
>>168432
I can't just ask my boss to fuck me!
No.168439
>>168437
I wanna kiss your tummy
No.168440
>>168428
Noo, not quite.
Friends required my attention.
>>168432
Whatever floats their boat.
>>168434
That's my first evade.
I only fell for the filter once, saying something became "p u r e comedy". Became a weird sentence.
>>168435
Will listen.
>>168437
Nothing strange about it.
No.168442
>>168441
ohai. u feeling any better?
No.168443
>>168433
Heya, Mikan.
…It's Mikan, right?
No.168444
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>>168442
Yeah, what about you?
No.168445
>>168443
yeah its Mikan
>>168444
yeah im doing better even tho im kinda sleepy
No.168446
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>>168439
You always seem to do. What if i let you do it once will you stop asking? :3
>>168440
Good but it will probably never happen
No.168447
Now hiring a friend. Submit your application ____ <<< here. You must meet the following requirements:
>1.) Is cool
>2.) Knows how to be cool in videogames and in life (like me)
>3.) Must like Guts from Berserk [fuck Griffith]
>4.) Musn't play as the Girl in MMOs
>5.) Must have good taste in music
>6.) Must like Guts
If you meet these requirements, then sweet we're pals now.
No.168448
>>168445
Wasn't sure, but I already know a qt, and there's already a Mika here.
>>168446
Fair, but you're not weird for wanting it, which was your question.
>>168447
How about two out of six?
No.168449
>>168446
I haven't thought that far in advance
No.168450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr4Ixrkz5Vc
now hiring a friend. submit your application here >>> ____
you must meet the following requirements:
1 is cool
2 doesn't play video games
3 hates anime
4 doesnt play anime
5 have good taste in music (but not as good as me)
6 ANIME FANS NEED NOT FUCKING APPLY
if you meet these requirements, then sweet we're pals now.
No.168451
>>168450
>4 doesnt play anime
doesn't play mmos*
lol
No.168452
File: 1458158100112.jpg (820.16 KB, 876x1200, 73:100, Totsuka.Saika.full.1522820.jpg)
>>168447
Noun, you're a skirt wearing cuck no one wants to be your friend sorry
>>168449
Ooh take your time :3
No.168453
File: 1458158145205.png (207.52 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_nljov0LmbV1qgg7c4o1….png)
>>168447
That's a small line, I don't think most names will fit, good thing Tomo is short.
Not even having must drink alcohol on this list, god damn casuals these days.
No.168454
>>168452
Odds are probably not but definitely less frequently
No.168455
>>168448
Hmm, I'll have to think about that.
>>168452
You jack off to your own farts, you have no say in anything!
No.168456
>>168450
I love that song, one of his best.
No.168457
No.168458
>when your friend showed up in his new bmw and asked if you want to drive it
HELLO EVERYONE!
No.168460
>>168455
I do not! You don't have proof of it! I have proof that you're a cuck tho.
No.168461
>>168457
Will do!
>>168460
FABRICATED and/or taken out of context.
No.168462
I WAS A CUCK BEFORE BEIGN A CUCK WAS A MEME WHERE IS MY MEDAL ?!!??!?!!!?!
No.168463
>>168459
this cat looks a bit like my cat
No.168464
>>168463
awesome - how old?
No.168468
File: 1458158568563.jpg (583.74 KB, 1096x1500, 274:375, tumblr_nbc0k8mEbi1sqnw5uo1….jpg)
>>168461
Maybe but they don't know that :3
No.168469
>>168464
uhh… like ~14 or something.
It was the cat from our naibours but we started to feet here now its our :3
There is kinda a long story behind it.
But she is still very fit.
>>168466
Heyho Fortune,
how is it going?
No.168471
>>168469
still kicking at 14? that's wonderful
No.168472
>>168469
I'm pretty good.
Lazy days were had.
More lazy days ahead.
How're you?
No.168474
>>168459
Glad you're a buckethead fan, I can rarely find anyone who likes him like I do.
Here's my favorite song of his:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adV8-_hgL4g
and the watching boats song with a nice video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSsF5FDtGAU
It's sad that his main dream with his music has never been realized even though it's so simple.
No.168475
fortune kill yourself
kyoko give me some heart emoticons
No.168476
>>168474
what's his dream?
No.168477
>>168475
Aww, don't be like that.
No.168478
>>168471
Yea Im also very happy about that.
Towards humans she is very friendly and loves to cuddle and sit on laps very often but she is defending her area (out garden) very good.
She also kills alot of birds and mouses in summer and eat them.
>>168472
I have vacation currently and I have some stuff to do during this month now.
But Im doing alright.
>>168474
KYOKO!
>>168473
No.168480
>>168478
my oh my sounds like a dream cat! what's the beauty's name?
No.168481
>>168478
You're saying it like having a vacation is a bad thing.
I don't like 'em myself, but other people tend to do so.
No.168482
>>168479
I want some heart emoticons from you too babe
Don't you like your boo? ;_;
>>168477
>posts with a cute avatar and with cute text
>is a manly man
i hate you and your bait
No.168483
>>168475
Get back in your cage, slut.
>>168476
He just wants to play fulltime at Disney World in Florida. That's been his dream his entire life, and the main reason he makes music. He used to go there all the time when he was younger, and would think up songs while on the rides. He wants to be in a band there playing music for all the visitors. Never cared to be a rockstar or become famous really, just that. The thing is they keep shooting him down, they say he doesn't fit but in other words they mean he's creepy and will scare kids. Will probably never get his one dream fulfilled.
>>168478
AKARIIN!
No.168484
>>168483
oh right! yeah i remember listening to a snippet of a podcast about that lol
No.168485
>>168482
>man
Yes.
>manly
[x] doubt
>bait
This is the reason I tend to switch between Kay and Gummy all the time.
No.168486
I JUST HAD AN AMAZING IDEA ! !!! !!!
What if all of us cucks got together and fucked each others partners ? We'd all get tested and made sure no diseases would be spread and there's be no temptation to steal the partner from each other because we have our own ! We'd just have our own big cuckold farm I'm a fucking GENIOUS !
No.168487
>>168481
I like it but I have to do things for my future so I cant realy shut off completly.
>>168483
No.168488
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>>168486
You're the only cuck here.
No.168489
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>>168486
You're the only cuck here.
No.168490
No.168491
>>168488
I meant around the world all the white cucks living on a farm swapping partners to prevent the savage negro men from stealing our women with their massive cocks that we can't compete with
No.168492
>>168487
Ah, like that.
Fair enough.
No.168495
No.168496
>tfw been feeling as shit as i could be all day, and i wish i could just sleep it all off or forget about everything ;_;
No.168497
>>168483
This relationship won't work if you keep bullying me babe
My heart is sensitive and malleable ;_;
>>168485
keep posting gummy and we'll be besties tbh
No.168498
>>168496
Aww, you said you woke up with a good feeling.
You alright, Date?
No.168499
>>168491
>men from stealing our women
Isn't that the point?
>>168497
I post Gummy 40% of the time, though.
No.168500
No.168501
>>168491
Simple - Don't date sluts.
No.168502
>>168493
bug eyes
>>168495
meme eyes
No.168503
Kyoko is going to sleep, so wait until tomorrow for more fun and excitement!
>>168484
Don't laugh at it I want to see him do it one day!
>>168487
Silly Akari, we'll talk tomorrow.
>>168497
There there kitten, I'll let you out of your cage to sit on my lap once in a while.
No.168505
No.168506
No.168507
>>168503
it's a funny dream but i hope he makes it too
have a good one
No.168510
>>168509
haha funny Seinfeld refrence bro i really appreciate it heres another one
No.168514
>>168511
6095761437 please call me and tell me im a degenerate tranny who needs to kill itself
No.168515
I think I'll return when the robin makes his nest. Peace /lewd/!
No.168516
>>168513
I know that's not real.
>>168514
Hailey, is that you?
No.168517
No.168518
No.168520
>tfw youve posted your face, your address AND your phone number on the internet
dox me daddy
No.168522
>>168517
>>168518
I'm bored enough to the point where I just might.
No.168523
who just private called me dont be a pussy
No.168524
>>168498
well i kinda did but i do feel really bad i try to be ok but today hasnt been so well
No.168525
>>168523
>tfw can't private call hailey cause I know she has my number saved.
Always ruining the fun for me.
No.168526
>>168524
Aw, that sucks.
Anything that can cheer you up?
No.168527
im not gonna accept private calls guys come on give me the cummies
No.168528
>>168526
idk ;_;
i wish i knew
No.168529
No.168530
>>168528
Well, let me know if I can help, I guess.
Whatcha gonna do in the meantime?
No.168531
>>168529
>tfw no mika phonesex
No.168532
>>168531
whats the point of phones anymore
No.168533
>>168530
idk im just playing vidya to try and wander my mind off of it, csgo works great for a distraction but atm i got 4 hours to go on my cooldown so im just playing a game i bought yesterday while i wait
No.168534
>>168532
Hm? Do you always carry your laptop with you, or something?
It's about being approachable when away, no?
>>168533
Ahh.
>4 hours on CS;GO
That's my total time played, bought it last week.
What game ya playing now, then?
No.168535
>>168532
idk man
>tfw no mika videocall sex
No.168537
>>168534
well i was mainly referring to the actual use of phones in that specific situation because >>168535 is a better method
No.168538
No.168539
>>168534
ah i got cs go for about a year and a half and got 688 hrs on it ;_;
and im playing zombie army trilogy an off shoot of sniper elite games its pretty fun
wanted it since it came out but yesterday it was on sale so i sold some csgo skins to get it
No.168540
>>168539
I'm not sure what the ;_; is for, do you deem it too much, or too little?
Having fun?
No.168541
>>168540
well mainly for the fact that i wasted so much time of my life in it and im barely a nova master, im bad at it and i wasted so much time
but yeah i enjoy it alot
No.168542
>>168541
Don't worry.
In the past… three years, I got 5.2K hours total in two games, only counting main accounts. (Maybe there's a stray 100-200 on others)
688 ain't that much.
And time spent having fun isn't wasted time.
I personally think that having fun is the entire point of being alive.
No.168543
>>168542
well yeah thats the point of it
but i tend to over think and worry about alot of stuff even if its nothing too important or the likes
No.168544
>>168543
That's not good for ya, you know?
You gotta have some fun!
No.168545
>>168544
yeah i know its not something that is good, but its hard to try and ignore things it gives me a bad feel if i ignore it ya know
No.168546
No.168547
I learned something today. I can bike 5 miles easily but I can not carry said bike up 3 flights of stairs after biking 5 miles easily
No.168548
>>168503
I've never sat on anyones lap before after like the age of 10
I'm not sure how that would go honestly
What if you got hard or something
No.168549
>>168547
>sub has nice legs and no upper body strength
what were you expecting?
No.168550
>>168547
Carrying a bike up stairs isn't an easy feat, depending on the weight of the bike.
I got a new one last week. Thing is super light, it's great, can do anything.
I swear my last one was made of lead.
No.168551
>>168549
But… Lewd is a hardcore dom.
No.168554
>>168551
ehehehehahahahahhohohohooaoasodaidajdfjfj
No.168555
>>168551
>Moecrab being anything but a subby slut
Do we even exist in the same universe?
How does yours spell Berenstein?
No.168556
>>168553
Its me I am the best
No.168558
>>168557
nothing wrong with being a subby closet tranny bro
No.168560
>>168555
>Berenstein
Is what I read, don't know what you orignally said.
>>168556
…Sabs?
>>168554
…You okay?
No.168562
>>168558
I'm not even a tranny !?!!?
>>168559
But they're ugly
No.168563
>>168562
>tfw ywn turn moe into your sissy tranny bitch boy
No.168564
>>168563
why even do you think I would be a tranny
No.168565
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>>168562
Doesn't matter, I'm hungry and I want crab legs.
Better not be hairy.
No.168566
>>168563
>you will turn mika into your sissy tranny bitch boy
feelsgoodman
No.168567
>>168564
you wont have a choice
id force feed you hormones and dress you up in girly clothes
No.168570
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Burt is 100 years too early to face me.
>tfw I can beat all you nerds at chess
No.168571
>>168567
Would you bully me for being such a bitch too ?
No.168572
>>168571
yeah but i wont cut your dick off you fucking disgusting degenerate
No.168574
>>168572
You were actually making me consider it too…
No.168575
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>>168573
>said burt
>meant Magi
Names are hard
No.168576
>>168561
Sabs is best.
You claim to be the best.
Hence, you must either be wrong, lying or Sabs.
No.168578
>>168574
you wouldnt really be a real girl with a penis though and you certainly dont need it
No.168579
>>168575
makes sense
people dont talk about me ever I am just forgettable
>>168576
Guess I am wrong
No.168580
>>168579
If we ever talked I'd talk about how
cute your butt is
No.168581
>>168579
Don't worry, it's kinda hard to compete.
No.168582
>>168580
my butts not cute
No.168583
>>168570
>tfw I can beat all you nerds at chess
I'm rusty, but play me.
No.168584
>>168578
>and you certainly dont need it
What does this mean ?
No.168585
>>168584
what use does a pathetic little bitch have for a cock?
No.168586
>>168585
I had sex a few times with girls before…
No.168587
>this actually gets people off
No.168589
No.168590
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>>168583
>>168583
Come be another victim to my superior skills.
http://lichess.org/5fFGJzyj
No.168591
>>168590
Deal, but can it wait 30 minutes? I'm ingame.
Sorry.
No.168592
>>168587
oh god
if people get off to this
then people might actually feminize people in real life
which is both a terrifying and possibly turning on prospect depending on who you are?
No.168593
>>168591
It's all good just post in the thread when you ready to get your ass beat.
No.168594
>>168593
Aye Aye!
Haven't played in two years, because my friends don't like losing.
No.168595
>>168592
are you into that kind of thing daisies?
No.168596
>>168594
And neither will you, I have alcohol and this will still be an easy 3-0 or 2-0 whichever you think will hurt your pride less.
No.168597
>>168592
i mean im feminizing myself but it doesnt really turn me on
it turns other people on tho and thats nice
No.168598
>>168596
I'm not a sore loser. I enjoy playing more than winning.
I'll probably lose, and have fun doing so.
No.168600
>>168595
not in particular, no
i'm into loving, trusting relationships and hand holding
>>168597
i suppose what turns you on is dependent on a lot of things!
No.168601
>>168596
Pls, you're triggering too many of my fetishes and you're just talking about playing chess
No.168603
I see we're particularly degenerate today.
No.168604
>>168598
Well thats good, Sex Chess, is more fun but I setle for playing normal chess just cause I love my ego being filled.
>>168601
I don't even know who are you slut, so why should I care. Unless you are wanting to play a game of chess where the loser is punished. You'd probably like that and lose on purpose wouldn't you?
No.168605
>>168603
hey honey, did ya miss me?
No.168606
>>168604
femdom chess playing sounds like an odd fetish…
No.168607
>>168604
I wouldn't! I'm actually usually very competitive at board games and beat my friends all the time but I'd probably lose because I know basically nothing about chess [spoiler]plus all you'd have to do is insult me once or twce to get me too flustered to think straight[/spoiler]
No.168608
>>168604
>tfw used to play chess at a provincial level but then depression set in and now I'm maybe mediocre at best
No.168609
>>168607
Hi WHM! Are you new?
No.168610
>>168605
Yeah, you don't even need to ask.
No.168611
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>>168606
One I'm not a female
Two it's punishment game chess, both sides have to be switches for it to work effectively, I invented it with the waifu in a way to make erp/cybering more interesting and it sort of became a fad in a small community.
>>168607
All I'd do is insult you so I'd already win also use asteriks you fucking moron.
The * use two in a row at the start and the end for easier spoilers.
>>168608
I'll beat your ass tomorrow, I can't play too much chess in one night I might burn out.
No.168612
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>>168610
:D
Sorry I was gone for so long!
I had to get a new retainer thing and then a capo for my guitar.
How was your day?
No.168613
>>168604
Heh, wouldn't it be boosted either way?
No.168614
>>168611
Nah, it'd crush my ego if I lost to some NEET who spends all day perfecting his chess game.
No.168616
>>168609
Yup! Hi~
>>168611
Ah, thank you, I'm new so that's helpful advice. And yeah, taunting me is the secret way to beating me in any game. I've thrown matches in videogames like crazy just because someone said something to me in all chat, or used a taunt.
Does /lewd/ play Tabletop Sim? Seems like it could be fun, and I've been interested in learning Go lately.
No.168617
>>168608
Used to be at the same level, but slowly chess got out of style…
No.168618
>>168616
Oh man, there must be games you simply can't play because of the competive spirit of the community.
No.168619
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>>168616
I've been thinking it, I'd love to play secret hitler but I don't think enough people own table top sim to do it.
What game you play hun?
>>168614
I don't you fucking slut, I mean recently I've been constantly facing AI just cause most human players suck dick to learn new moves and strategies to train a bit but thats only within the most recent 3 weeks.
>>168613
Not if I lose!
No.168620
>>168616
Wew, fresh meat.
You seem cute, and timid.
How'd you make your way here?
No.168621
>>168619
>I'd love to play secret hitler but I don't think enough people own table top sim to do it.
I'd love to play that. Play it once, but got no one to play with.
>Not if I lose!
True, I guess.
My game is coming to an end. Not yet, but close.
No.168622
>>168612
been hanging around with a few friends, but I'm home just laying around now.
got free pizza out of it, so no complaints from me.
>>168616
I'd already own it if it wasn't $20.00
from software's sucked me dry already.
No.168623
>>168616
Why Go? It's not really practical outside of Japan.
No.168624
>>168623
You can just find enemies on Tabletop Sim. Not that hard, I suppose.
No.168625
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>>168622
sounds nice, my friends won't make time for me
at least not this week, so im stuck inside the house with nothin to do
No.168626
>>168618
I kinda wish there were, but I tend to not like the ones with insult-y playerbases (MOBAs, CS) and the ones I do like are generally respectful (RTSs, console games). I'd like a game where people were mean and insulting, but still intelligent and challenging people- one time, based on the urging of some anon I played a game of Dota 2 to see if I'd get yelled at, but I wound up being the only english speaker on my team >.>
>>168619
All kinds! In real life I own about a hundred board games and I've been trying to digitize my collection on TTS. I probably wouldn't be in t playing Secret Hitler or anything requiring a mic though.
>>168620
Ah, I was just browsing the board list and the name caught my eye. And my fetish for bullying isn't quite sated by ERP anymore so I thought I'd try out something slightly different.
>>168622
Keep an eye out sales! If you like board game it's well worth the value, considering you might save hundreds on games you would maybe have never gotten to play before! Like playing silly Warhammer armies, or actually getting to try board games out before you buy.
>>168623
It's been in the news lately and the game has always interested me. Seems like a peaceful game to play with friends~
No.168627
>bullying as a fetish
NOOOOOOUN GET OVER HERE NOW
No.168628
YEY!
Date allowed me to stay up longer for 10 mins~
No.168629
>>168624
That's not what I meant.
>>168626
Are you another one of these weeaboos?
No.168630
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I want good rap tonight aka things that aren't drake.
>>168621
I watched wow crendor and those other shitters who aren't him the rest like total biscuit play it and it seemed fun.
What game you playing hun?
>>168626
Oh are you scared of being on mic hun? Don't worry I'll bully you enough into it, even if I have to keep your voice a secret prize to myself.
Still board games are fun, which ones do you enjoy he most? I've been in lots of table top groups so I've played all sorts of games.
No.168631
>>168625
Oh, I've got something for you to do.
No.168634
>>168626
Hehe, ouch. Yeah, Dota can get bad, just finished a game while typing this.
Oh right, you like being bullied.
>>168630
Done playing Dota, play me!
No.168635
>>168626
cool
>>168631
Ooooh, exciting, whatcha got for me?
No.168637
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>>168634
You still have your tab open I'm ready now.
You are white so you make the move first.
>>168633
>>168632
Listening.
No.168638
>>168637
>You still have your tab open I'm ready now.
Never opened it. That's not me.
No.168639
>>168636
w-what?
Are you going to show me it?
No.168640
>>168629
I wouldn't say I'm a weeb… I'm barely watching any anime this year. I just love white mages!
>>168630
Ah, well, maybe, I'm really shy about my voice online even when I'm -not- talking about such embarrassing things. I like a lot of different kinds of games though it's hard to say my favorites… The one I've played the most is probably Pandemic, but I'm admittedly sick of it (but it's easy to teach to newcomers, plus coop so you don't have to worry about people getting mad), but my favorite would probably have to be something like Diplomacy or even Twilight Imperium (which I haven't gotten to play NEARLY enough because of the huge time investment). I used to play a lot more deck builders and Euros, but now that I think about it, I don't seem to play those that much anymore…
>>168634
The bullying is hard to appreciate when you don't like the game or the people you're playing with though, and it'd probably take a significant time investment just ranking up to NOT play exclusively with russians and BRs. It's kind sad that I can't get into the modern popular competitive games, otherwise I might get to indulge more…
No.168641
my 10mins are over.
Im going now to bed.
nini everyone!
No.168642
No.168643
I want Date to hold me like this ><
No.168644
>>168640
Yeah, most of those games get infintely better when good, or with good friends.
Wouldn't know anything to recommend you.
>>168641
Nini!
No.168645
>>168640
I sure hope not, I haven't watched anime in 4+ years.
No.168646
No.168647
>>168644
My friends had me playing LoL with them for the better part of two years. It was occasionally fun but it saddens me to think of all the other games we could have played together if weren't for the one or two people in our group who were just stuck on playing only that game.
>>168645
I'm only watching the new Gundam, and I'm WAAAAAAY behind on it anyways…
No.168648
>>168647
league of legends ruins lives
in more ways than one
No.168649
>>168647
League and Dota both hook a lot of people. That's bound to happen.
My playgroup switches from game to game rather often, although Dota's been an all-timer since we started. League's finally falling from grace.
No.168650
>>168647
Play dota with me
No.168651
>>168648
>more than one.
Do tell.
No.168652
>>168640
Aw I own all the acension expansions and it's been pretty much my favorite in terms of deck builder games,.
Otherwise in terms of board games I'm not even sure, I liked lot sof simple ones. Things that overly complex are less fun, I don't mind huge time investments like the cthulhu board games or the starcraft board game though cause they were still relatively easy to understand.
>>168638
Oh well shit, give me a sec then hun, put a message in chat or something thta proves its you.
http://lichess.org/RizVa2Ei
No.168653
>>168652
Yup. I'm playing black.
Have fun!
No.168654
>>168647
Gundam is pretty good, I'll give you that.
No.168655
>>168639
I could.
Only if we both feel like it.
No.168656
>>168648
>>168649
Yep, I mean, we had fun and all, but no way was the game good enough to justify that much of our lives. I mean, if it were an MMO at least there would be more social benefits to it, but it's just match after match after match.
>>168650
You wouldn't want me to, I know 0% of the meta and haven't played a MOBA in years.
>>168652
Stuff like Arkham Horror is FUN but the set up is insane. Mansions of Madness was another one that has a realy cool concept and is a blast when it works, but dear god the set up (and also I find those 4 players vs GM games are salt mines, because people don't realize that just because one person is the 'dm' it's not like an RPG where he isn't supposed to play to win)
No.168657
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>this sexy discordancy
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
No.168659
>>168651
oh well the first obvious way is that i put around 2500 hours into it and a ton of money
the other is that it was responsible for the worst time of my life
well it was also responsible for the best time of my life and also indirectly led to me being here
No.168660
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Hey people its the one and Blackjack
No.168661
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No.168662
>>168655
But I don't know if I feel like it since I don't know what it is
No.168663