No.168664
first for nicotine overdose is actualy a real thing wtf
No.168666
>>168664
you can overdose on anything
No.168667
>>168656
Yeah, but that's what we kinda used it as. Something to do, together. We're not really one for MMORPGS.
Few of us ever soloqueued.
>>168659
>the other is that it was responsible for the worst time of my life
>well it was also responsible for the best time of my life and also indirectly led to me being here
Those sound like stories.
Also, how is the last one 'ruining your life'?
No.168668
>>168660
Had to repost, but hey there love.
No.168670
>>168668
hey rainy how are you :3
No.168671
>>168667
the last one wasnt a way of ruining my life, it was more of a counterpoint to the others
its silly to regret past decisions
if you want to hear my stories ill tell you on steam, i dont want to blog here
No.168672
>>168670
I've seen better days, how about you?
No.168673
>>168661
O-oh, umm, I just joined the steam group if you want to invite me to something…
>>168667
I know what you mean! It's a mixed bag because it was one of the most consistent gaming groups I've had, as far as videogames go, but it saddens me to think of the other games we passed up.
No.168675
>>168673
Add me slut
steamcommunity.com/id/iliketodrool
No.168676
>>168671
Fair enough.
Whatever you want, I suppose.
>>168673
You can always still play those, I suppose.
Or is there a reason you can't?
No.168678
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>>168672
pretty much the same old pal
>>168673
you're new……. staaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrreeee
No.168679
>>168678
he's already being eaten alive!
i remember when i was eaten alive…
No.168681
>>168677
Seriously, this fucking face is not helping your not-downs argument.
>>168678
If you ever need to talk about it again, you know where to find me.
>>168673
I'll be sure to give you the rundown.
No.168682
>>168677
Sex?
>>168679
What do you mean?
No.168683
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>>168679
dont we all it was pretty overwhelming at the time huh
No.168684
reminder to never lie about your age because half this board is under 18
No.168685
>>168684
I'm not under 18, though.
No.168686
>>168682
life is so boring; we like new things to play with!
of course, the new person is a little flooded, but it wears off in awhile!
though attention is a funny thing!
>>168683
it was!
new guy: advice! do not get drunk around people before you learn about them!
>>168684
who could you possibly be referring to?
No.168687
>>168675
Huh, it won't let me add you probably because I'm using an alt account for lewds, you might have to send me one, look for WittleWHM (I joined the group on the sticky)
>>168676
I can, but we didn't play them together when circumstances allowed us to get together and play games every weekend… just a missed opportunity
>>168678
H-hello
>>168680
WittleWHM
>>168681
Rundown? Am I missing something?
No.168688
>tfw date called me a good boy
^-^
No.168689
>>168684
Really is it half?
>>168687
I'm not in the group, I'm a super private kid who doesn't conform.
Just post steam ID babe.
No.168690
>>168684
>half this board is under 18
Doubt it.
>>168687
Aww, that time is over, for you?
No.168691
>>168689
>>168690
ok 3/4ths
im 12.
No.168692
>>168689
id/WittleWHM
>>168690
More or less, we've all moved on from that time in our lives sadly. I've got another group that is good for board games but we never play online together.
No.168693
>>168690
No, there's actually truth in that. (Not me, I'm 20+)
No.168694
There IS truth in that.
I mean, pay attention.
No.168695
>>168693
this board was created 3 days before my 18th birthday
No.168696
>>168686
those where days now were just faces in crowd
>>168687
I'M BLACKJACK who are you new person? >>168681
Anime is a infectious disease
No.168697
>>168691
[x] DOUBT
>>168693
Really? Dayum.
>>168692
What does your name stand for, if anything?
Aww. How old're you?
No.168699
>>168695
So now you're a man… or are you?
>>168696
We've gotta purge it together now.
>>168697
You'll realise it more soon enough, even some around you right now are.
No.168700
>>168696
I'm me! How are you?
>>168697
WHM is the abbreviation for White Mage. And I'm old enough
No.168701
>>168682
you're confusing me
just tell me what you want to show me already!
No.168702
>tfw your bf is so good and lovely
No.168703
>>168700
And Wittle? A cutification of Little?
>Old enough.
Fair.
No.168704
>>168696
people are messy like that!
15 minutes of fame, 15 minutes of sadness, and a whole bunch of time for other things!
>>168703
fair enough?
i don't like young people on this board! they make me feel old! shoo!
No.168705
>>168699
well ive changed more in the past several months than i did in the last two years during which i changed more than the past 16 before that
and as far as im aware, all of our resident underage are currently here right now
No.168706
>>168701
I don't remember what it was.
No.168707
>>168704
I say "fair enough" a ton. Sometimes I shorten it to just 'fair', yeah.
Also, heya.
No.168708
>im so desperate for companionship ill get in a comitted relationship halfway across the world and then im so desperate to be straight ill call him my bf
am i the only person who sees how sad this is?
No.168710
>>168707
hello there fortunate! how you are?
>>168708
>i'm so desperate for people who share similar interests to what i do i'll spend hours upon hours on a shitty board which doesn't further my education nor my life instead of going out and talking to real people, the only people who will probably contact you after years and not eventually evaporate into online nothingness
it's just what they want to do dummy!
No.168711
>>168708
What are you referring to?
>im so desperate to be straight ill call him my bf
No.168712
>>168708
Probably not, but I'd say that, although sad, it's understandable.
No.168713
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>>168708
Are you talking about Date?
>>168705
Just be weary yet accepting of change, it has a way of making fools or worse of us all.
No.168714
No.168715
>>168703
Mostly that and I've also heard 'wittol' as a semi-affectionate term for a cuck, so it's cute and embarrassing all at once.
No.168716
>>168706
lol
Well I'm trying to learn how to play a song I like, it's fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bfTTeZOrs4
So far I have the first part down, but once he gets to the one minute mark I can't follow, the cords are confusing and the tab im looking at doesn't really match up.
Resident underage reporting in!
No.168718
>>168713
the recent changes ive only been excited for, but i can see how weary and accepting would be good once this slows down
but weve already talked about this many times :)
No.168719
>>168715
>fetish for being a cuckold
>and bullying
No.168721
>tfw nothing but excitement for upcoming change
No.168722
>>168716
>skeletons on tv
gonna need a trigger warning next time.
>>168715
You're not serious.
No.168723
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No.168724
>>168699
KILL ALL MOEBLOBS REEEEEEEEEE
>>168700
hmmmm? im just doing a essay. do you put stuff in your butt? its rather nice
>>168704
we should co-write a depressing story at some point
No.168725
>>168719
H-hey, fetishes are just fetishes. I remember the time before /pol/ got ahold of it and 'cuck' became the new buzzword and lost all meaning.
No.168726
>>168715
Heh. It's a rather big aspect of you, isn't it?
Sorry for being a terrible bully.
>>168717
Nini
>>168721
Hm?
No.168727
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>>168722
extremely sorry rager-kun
No.168728
>tfw nothing but a cautious acceptance of change and very occasionally spasms of brain shit
>>168724
the 'wah please give me attention i miss being new' story?
it's natural, dummy! hopefully we made some friends before our time was up…
>>168725
wouldn't like
experiencing romantic love and having a cuck fetish
be sort of terrible emotionally?
No.168730
>>168726
graduating, moving, living my life, etcetera. Gonna be a great time and I'm really excited for the rest of my life!
No.168731
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>>168729
I'll slap you cheeky~
No.168732
>>168724
N-no regularly, no…
>>168728
It can actually be quite a nice coping mechanism.
No.168735
>>168730
Ooh, nice.
I'm 15 weeks from graduating myself.
I'll be honest, not looking forward to that time.
>>168732
>coping mechanism.
By turning something tragic into… a fetish?
No.168736
No.168737
>>168727
ever been so high you forget how to speak
No.168738
No.168739
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No.168740
>>168736
People who should be sleeping can't
No.168741
No.168742
>>168740
But i just did.
*Slaps again*
No.168743
>>168728
i was thinking more general then that
>>168731
*|SLAPPING MAGI GONE SEXUAL*
>>168732
awwwwww b-b-u-ut butts!
No.168744
>>168738
and so are you <3
No.168745
I'm debating on whether to make a bear folder or a turtle folder to have as an avatar folder.
No.168746
>>168740
*slaps again*
>>168743
It's not with my hand :3
No.168747
No.168748
>>168745
do it then maybe ill get a folder of actual crocodiles
No.168749
No.168750
>>168739
Was that a mosquito bite?!
>>168742
Nuh uh you're dreaming
>>168746
>2 times
Rude
No.168751
>>168733
>>168735
Pretty much so.
>>168743
Butts are still nice!
No.168752
>>168751
Huh.
That's rather convienient.
No.168753
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>>168746
it just happens to slip into my mouth by "accident"
No.168754
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>>168750
*slaps yet again*
No.168755
>>168748
YEAH BUT WHAT DO I PICK?
Turtles who are my favorite animal ever
Or bears who are super cute.
>>168749
Thanks germany you didn't fuck up for once.
No.168756
>>168753
That would be no accident :D
No.168757
>>168747
im going to shower ill be back super quick!
No.168758
>>168743
oh, a general collaboration of like, a depressing story or something? what type of work would you want to make it?
>>168751
i suppose, but it makes it sadder for me, this meandering of concepts!
No.168759
>>168750
Thats what you are thinking.
*Slaps another time*
No.168761
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>>168746
it just happens
to slip into my mouth by "accident"
>>168751
indeed they are nothing beats them for personal pleasure
No.168762
>>168757
I watch the clock!
No.168763
>>168755
oh i misread that
i thought you were deciding to do it at all
bear
No.168764
>>168760
*Blocks*
Don't you dare.
No.168765
No.168766
>>168763
TOO FUCKING LATE
Turtle's are super QT
No.168767
>>168755
Germany never fucks up
No.168768
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>>168756
I know my place i need to reach the base it might get a sloppy :3
No.168769
>>168767
M E R K E L
E
R
K
E
L;
No.168770
>Date is naked very right now >\\\<
No.168771
>>168759
You're just dreaming, slapping your pillow
>>168764
GO TO SLEEP!
No.168772
>>168737
n-no
are you high right now?
No.168773
>>168767
>germany
>never
>fucks
>up
No.168774
No.168775
>>168773
They only lost twice.
No.168776
>>168773
>germany
>NEVER
>fucks
>up
No.168777
>>168772
not nearly as much as I was yesterday
but yes
No.168778
No.168779
>>168760
Don't push me, I'll bite your fingers
>>168761
Better limber up your jaw, it's going to be a bumpy ride
No.168780
>>168771
Bit when we getting married again?
( I wonder what the laws are for divorce and re-marriage are )
>>168773
HITLER WAS RIGHT!
No.168781
wait
why is this chat getting lewd, high, and germany?
No.168782
>>168781
Because I'm here.
No.168784
>>168777
Well that explains your odd behavior then!
No.168785
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>>168783
I'll tear chunks outta you :3
No.168787
>>168783
>denying our first marriage
Now that just breaks my heart, thats harsh.
No.168788
rate my new bff lads
just got out of my neice's 1st birthday party
No.168789
>>168784
I'm just a little forgetful.
How are you right now, though?
No.168790
>>168781
>lewd
Title of board.
>high
Teens.
>Germany
…That, I don't know.
People like Germany?
>>168788
Cool little one.
No.168791
>>168785
Will I die?
>>168786
I cant
>>168787
I'm sure I never agreed
No.168792
>>168788
>babies on /lewd/
I was supposed to be the youngest!
>>168789
Eh, fine. My fingers hurt like heck from playing this song so much, but I want to keep playing ;-;
I'll try another song of his!
No.168793
>>168791
Well you can technically ban me.
But i think i will go now.
No.168794
>>168792
>the youngest
How young is that?
No.168795
>>168792
your fingers hurt?
damn, how long have you been going at it?
No.168796
>>168779
J-JUST unleash you desires upon me i'll do what ever you want :3
No.168797
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>>168791
No, I wouldn't bite to kill, maybe maim a little :D
No.168798
>>168792
I can still make you feel like the youngest
>>168794
he's 16
No.168799
>>168792
you
how old are you?!
No.168800
>>168794
16…
Unfortunately 17 in 5 months. I feel old, but I really shouldn't.
>>168795
Since I got home at 3:05.
I'm going to wear myself out and quit in a week, I can feel it.
>>168798
No thank you~
No.168801
awwwwwwwwwwww yeah
i know someone younger than you!
No.168802
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>>168791
Pretty sure you did the first time!
We can even pull up the vocaroo! It's all bully material you know I love you as best friend material
>>168796
Blackjack make a vocaroo saying you love me in priviate or here, I need to hear the voice of my future wife.
No.168804
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No.168805
>>168798
Ooh. Not too young, then.
>>168800
Please don't feel old yet! I'm way past that.
Jeez, I had to re-affirm myself that I was pls because I really don't feel like I am.
No.168806
>>168793
Oh well true, sleep well :)
>>168797
Hmmm I'm ok with that so prepare to get that hair cut!
>>168802
lol
No.168807
>>168804
17 in ten months….
No.168808
>>168802
sorry tomo dont have a mic :s sorry dear
>>168803
i've unleashed Pandora's box haven't i?
No.168809
>>168800
You might get better results if you do it every day… but not as much.
>>168804
>>168807
Don't forget about about G.
No.168810
>>168805
>not saying your age
lol you're like an old woman
are you 40, hun?
And what do you mean by too young!?
>>168807
lol
little nerd nigger
*beats the fucking shit out of you*
Are you a freshman, my dude?
No.168811
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>>168806
Don't you even joke about such things, you'll definitely get clobbered for that :3
No.168812
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>>168806
You know I still love you in my friendship manner!
So whats on the agenda for tonight?
Be fuck buddies, watch anime, play games, watch one of us two stream games?
>>168808
HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE AMIC?
Alright you are calling me, you have a phone, I know you fucking do, you can't even lie about that.
No.168813
>>168809
w-we're all kool kids here, right?
;;;;
>>168810
i am! school is very boring! adulthood is near however!
would you be a sophomore then?
No.168814
>>168810
You said youngest, but you're not very young. Just young.
>40
I am indeed Forty, for some.
I'm 22 years old.
No.168815
>>168812
international calls? on my plan? im sorry tomo i dont like communicating with my voice
No.168816
>>168808
You've no idea what's in store if that boxes lid comes off
No.168817
>>168809
What?
What do you mean better results?
Are you high dude?
>>168813
Yup, big boy sophomore.
I'm going to bully the shit out of you for being younger than me.
Bully you sexually.
>>168814
Ah, I see.
22?
Wow, you might as well be a pile of ashes!
Hahaha, what an old fart!
Don't get a heart attack posting old man :3
No.168818
>>168813
And I'm the biggest kid on the playground.
Where's your lunch money?
No.168819
>>168811
*Cuts*
>>168812
Streaming ds3 video right now not sure what I'm doing after that
No.168820
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>>168819
You'll get slapped any more lip
No.168821
>>168816
give me a taster :3
No.168822
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>>168815
That's why skype was invented babe.
>>168819
You streaming DS3 without telling me, worst husband ever!
No.168824
>>168817
first of all
yes
secondly, I meant you should do it for a little bit every day instead of sitting there for hours at a time.
No.168825
>>168816
don't kill…
>>168817
bully me sexually because i'm a freshman?!
sophomores are odd…
>>168818
lunch money is for nerds who wanna get mugged! have a sandwich!
No.168826
>>168817
No bullying your elders, teen.
No.168828
>>168825
Hang on
what kind of sandwich?
No.168829
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>>168827
>he thinks he ever wasn't my husband
Even when we were divorced you still were my husband and you know it!
No.168830
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>>168821
Now now, that would be telling..
>>168823
:P
>>168825
I wouldn't kill, what makes you think that?
No.168831
>>168828
peanut butter and jelly!
No.168832
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>>168824
Yeah, maybe.
I just have such an intense desire to play.
Or a very intense boredom. I really can't tell at this point.
I think I need a job tbh.
>>168825
Yeah, *pushes you up against the lockers and gets really close to your face* I'm going to do it cause I can.
>>168826
Oh yeah, what are you going to do about it?
You gonna hit me? Spank me? Are you some kinda pervert?
No.168833
>>168822
but i dont like talking im really sorry :3
>>168830
you could always steam your plans for me :3
No.168834
>>168833
Don't flirt with other people you slut!
You were like oh eyes Tomo I'll be your wife and instantly change that, what a slut.
I'm kidding flirt with everyone it's a fun thing to do.
No.168835
>>168829
No husband here, just Bit!
>>168830
*Cuts a tiny bit*
No.168836
>>168831
My absolute fucking favorite
brb actually going to go make one or two
>>168832
What do you think you could see yourself doing?
as work I mean
No.168837
>>168835
An ex-husband is still a husband! Don't make me cry myself to sleep thinking it was all fake!
No.168838
>>168832
Nah, not gonna do any of that.
Asking your parents for consent sounds like a chore.
No.168839
All this talk about weird fetishes that I read when I got back, makes me really feel happy to only want mutual love in that regard.
No.168840
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>>168834
but theres so many cute boys i cant control myself :3
No.168841
>>168837
I shall bring the crying tissues
No.168842
>>168830
pain as a fetish scares me sometimes…
>>168832
oh yeah?! what can a sophomore do to me anyhow…?
No.168844
>>168839
Yeah, same here.
I'm starting to think that's somehow more complicated, though.
No.168845
>>168840
Yeah seee a slut!
This is why I just marry someone else at this rate!
How am I suppose to hae a cute wife named blackjack when she is too busy being a slut.
>>168841
Okay do, and do so while posting doll cause she is super QT. I'll need a lot of tissues then, one to fap to doll, two to cry to you denying my marriage.
No.168846
>>168843
Glad you can agree, Rager.
>>168844
Hardly, you're just a normal man on a board filled to the brim with sluts and degenerates. A minority, if anything.
No.168847
>haven't watched winter anime in almost a month
Time to get started I suppose.
How is /lewd/ today?
No.168848
>>168845
You're not using those tissues at full efficiency.
How's Division treating ya?
No.168849
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>>168833
I could, but I'd rather not tell you what I could think of :D
>>168835
It's ok Bit you can have a lock of my hair all you need do is ask :3
>>168842
Why does a pain fetish scare you?
No.168850
>>168846
Aye, but if you have fetishes, in most cases, you can easily find someone to fulfill them.
But love? Bit harder to come by.
No.168851
>>168836
Idk, I'd just get something at a retail place.
There's a lot of shit that's super close to me, walking distance.
If one of those places are hiring I'd get a job there.
I don't know if mommy will let me though, she acts so fucking weird when I bring it up. I asked her today and she just went silent.
>>168838
>consent
wow just lost my boner, thanks a fuckin lot
>>168847
Hi noun!
I'm good! Just learned how to play a song on me guitar!
No.168852
>>168845
im sorry i be good tomo if you can talk care of my urges
>>168849
tomo wants to keep my for himself :s
No.168853
>tfw you sing for your bf while he is in bed
No.168854
>>168851
she just doesn't want to see her baby grow up into a man.
No.168855
>>168849
fetishes scare me in general because i'm afraid of all those implications of the people that practice them!
though that's not necessarily correct all the time…
>>168851
all this ageplay!
also, jobs are hard to get!
No.168856
>>168845
Dont do that! and have with the last part
>>168849
I dont want it!
>>168850
Who needs love when you got vidya
No.168857
>>168852
I'll take care of all of your urges today don't worry hun.
you just gonna have to get on skype with me if you want me too
No.168858
>>168851
Oh man, I just knew it. Thanks for that.
Aren't you a bit young to be this messed up?
>>168856
It'd be a nice thing to have.
I tend to desire what I can't have.
No.168859
>>168850
You're obviously the insightful type, I like that.
You're entirely right about fetishes v. love, I really wish there was a counter-argument I could make.
No.168860
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>>168852
That's fine, do what you must :D
>>168855
What implications are those?
>>168856
Well you want to cut my hair so much, it would be a shame for you not to have a lock of my hair :P
No.168861
>>168854
well she's going to have to watch it happen
i doubt she wants that though, I was a mistake and she's probably just waiting for my 18 years to be up
>>168855
i don't understand ageplay
explain such things to me
how do you know a job is hard to get
are you looking for one
do you have one?
>>168858
>this messed up
I'm not messed up!
It's perfectly normal to want one of your teachers to fuck you and force you to do dirty things with him or else he'll tell everyone you're a whore.
No.168862
Fortune could you be cute if you grew your hair out?
because you might want to
No.168863
>>168857
real talk for a bit i have a really bad speech impediment, hence why im awkward talking and shit.
No.168864
>>168859
Cheers.
Insight can be nice, but I'd be happier if you were to prove me wrong on this one.
>>168861
You're messed up. Your teacher wouldn't even be lying if he told everyone that.
>>168862
No. My hair is posessed. It can't ever look good.
I also don't have a cute face, nor do I have the bodytype.
No.168865
>>168863
That makes it super cute and makes me want to take to you more
No.168866
>>168858
I feel you fam
>>168860
Ok ok I wont cut..hair that is
No.168867
>>168861
ageplay! like, those who are younger are more 'submissive', and those who are older are more 'dominant'! at least, i think that's how it goes…
>>168860
the judgement of others! the judgement of myself! and the judgement of the person with other person in lewd act!
No.168868
>>168863
>speech impediment
Moe!
Are you like my kawaii anime waifu, Yuudachi, where you say poi~ at the end of every sentence?
Or is it like depressing and whatever.
>>168864
>Fortune called you a whore
wew
you really know your way into a girls heart
No.168869
>>168865
its not cute its awful its a heavy slur because not all my muscles work in body
No.168870
>>168861
Come on now, you're too good to be thinking like that.
No.168871
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No.168872
>>168869
You are only making yourself sound cuter by the moment. You trying that hard to make me want to marry you?
No.168873
>>168864
You and me both, brother.
No.168874
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>>168866
You can cut me if you want :3
>>168867
I don't judge
No.168875
>>168866
The pic makes that line creepy, to be honest.
>>168868
Not really. I've just been told consent isn't the way to go.
>>168873
I do think it's more rewarding to eventually find it, though.
Unless you're just really into your fetishes, and are fine with that being all there is.
No.168876
>>168872
why im broken,but if i did skype you wouldn't understand me to well, but people due get use to it
No.168877
>>168874
I might kill you :v(
>>168875
I feel you fam
Is this one better?
No.168878
>>168875
I'm hardly into the whole fetish obsession, I'd much rather find far more rewarding love over getting my rocks off any day.
No.168879
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No.168880
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>>168867
ah
i wish thats how it was
or more, I wish thats how senior boys were
>tfw no senior chad bf to take you to parties, get you drunk, and molest you in the upstairs bedroom
>>168870
Yeah I guess you're right… Still, wish she would just let me do my business.
>>168875
well whoever told you is right!
No.168881
>>168877
Yeah, I guess.
>>168878
Yeah, exactly.
I'm pretty convinced I'm never gonna succeed at that, though.
But it's still a nice dream.
>>168880
You did.
Or rather, you made it obvious.
No.168882
>>168874
everyone judges…
you can't stop it!
>>168880
>coming out
>people in real life
>knowing you like dick and butt
ahahaahahahaha, it's not like anyone does that…
No.168883
>>168879
I would then blood would be on my hands
>>168881
No.168884
>>168882
do you parents know that you are a gay degenerate, or just a degenerate?
No.168885
>>168881
Never say die, friend.
No.168886
>>168885
Not gonna happen.
>>168883
…How's that not supposed to be tempting?
No.168887
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>>168882
I don't
>>168883
You wouldn't though :P
No.168888
>>168886
I'm not sure, I would of screamed hours ago
>>168887
I will just stick to cutting bread
No.168889
>>168884
i think the only thing my parents have caught me doing was watching vanilla porn when i was like 12! and i wasn't even wanking!
to be honest, people know very little about me in general!
>>168887
we all judge a little bit, just some more than others…
No.168890
>>168886
Giving up already? When it's just around the corner?!
No.168891
No.168892
>>168888
Premature screaming is a new concept, to me.
>>168890
>Just around the corner.
Yeah, no. It ain't.
No.168894
>tfw mom finds your dildo and sees pictures you took on your webcam
>tfw dad is probably the reason youre such a degenerate to begin with
No.168896
>>168890
How long is this corner? I wanna see too!
>>168892
It's when you scream very loud in the forest and a random boob will come to shush you, it might be a myth tho so dont take my word
>>168893
:( Night
No.168897
>>168889
well they know that you steal and drink though?
>>168891
fuck off boo daisy is p.ure
No.168898
>>168881
oh
cool
>>168882
Yeah!
I let my friends know I like cocks, cum, and kissing men.
Then one of them told the rest of us he was gay!
No.168899
>>168897
is he p.ure?
noice
i'm gonna be the first to defile that flower
>>168894
>ANOTHER poster molested by his dad
what is this trend
No.168900
>>168899
>his
pls respect my mental illness
No.168901
>>168892
Who are you trying to fool?
>>168896
You aren't even looking at it to begin with, Bitty!
No.168902
>>168899
if you expect people to get pronouns right 100% of the time here youre out of your mind if the hormones youre taking havent done that already
sorry that was rude
im really not that rude of a guy
No.168903
No.168904
>>168893
Nite!
>>168896
>Comes to shush you.
>Only rewards you when you keep going.
No.
>>168901
No one. I know it's not gonna happen. I'm not sad about it, complaining about it or desperatly clinging to false hope. I accepted it, but wouldn't turn it away on the off-chance I were wrong.
No.168905
>>168901
I was looking, found, loss, etc! Why look around the corner when you could just stay at home and order off amazon!
>>168904
Ah so it was a myth, you saved me many hours
No.168906
>>168899
i will fight you creep
*unsheathes katena*
>>168900
m'lady
*tips fedora*
No.168907
>>168897
well, my parents are good at making people stop stealing and drinking!
i liked to drink and post, and my parents are usually in the house when i am, so rip…
>>168898
aren't there people who hate you for liking those things, though? or, at least, get uncomfy around you, like you're going to rape them?
No.168908
>>168906
wahoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa man too meta you gotta pull out…dude r u 0k
No.168909
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>>168907
nah
everyone was like
"oh, huh"
No.168910
>>168905
Indeed. There is no hush boobs. But apparently, there is boobs as a reward for screaming.
Sounds exhausting, though.
No.168911
>>168904
It finds us, not the other way around. Keep your chin up, boy.
>>168905
Because I'm always excited to see what tries to kill me next, of course.
No.168912
>>168911
Yeah, but I'm rather well hidden. It has no reason to come for me.
No.168913
>>168910
If I scream in a forest and no one is around to hear it, will boobs appear?
>>168911
Baka
No.168914
>>168909
eh?
so are the people on /lewd/ 'not in the closet' about the whole gay thing, so to speak?
No.168916
>>168913
Yes.
>>168907
>get uncomfy around you, like you're going to rape them?
Do you have that around people of the opposite gender?
One of my best friends is gay. I've had tons of sleepovers at his place. He never did anything to me, why would he?
No.168917
>>168916
I see, you are very wise
No.168918
>>168912
You should either give it one, or not complain at all due to inaction.
>>168913
Weeb
No.168919
>>168914
idk
i know im gay as FUCK tho
don't know about everyone else
No.168920
>>168917
Thanks, you got great pic of even grander caps.
No.168921
>>168918
Can't give what I can't have!
And I'm not complaining, that's the point!
No.168922
>>168918
Pervert
>>168920
Thanks :) wish they made more
No.168923
>>168921
Seemed like you were to me, why feel down about what you won't strive for?!
>>168922
Weeb
No.168924
>>168923
That's Major weeb to you ya pervert!
No.168925
>>168922
There's gotta be more of those, I'm sure. I've seen tons upon tons.
>>168923
I'm not feeling down. I've given up years ago. I'm pretty much over it, but that doesn't mean that it's gone. I'm probably not gonna find or get love, and that's fine. You were the one telling me not to give up.
No.168926
>>168925
I shall search for more in the near future
No.168928
>>168926
I came across this, not long ago.
It's the anime given to voiceactors to just fuck around with, though I do not know the name.
http://puu.sh/nJm2l/9dd32c32d6.mp4
No.168929
Virtual reality scares me off ><
No.168930
>>168928
Oh yea I seen that lmao I love it! Wish they did more
No.168931
No.168932
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>>168929
go to sleep!
or no csgo for you tomorrow
No.168933
>>168930
>meaning you have a penis, and thus, are a man.
Whoa, outdated logic right there.
>>168929
How so?
No.168934
>>168933
I'm checking my privilege!
No.168935
Just got done molesting the gf guys
No.168936
No.168937
>>168936
I'm getting tired, sorry!
No.168938
>>168937
No, not that. The fucking webm. What the hell even
No.168940
>>168939
I mean it probably doesn't make sense to anyone. But I'm missing references because of the not-watching-NGE
No.168941
>>168940
Nah not really besides wondering if Shinji is gay. The other webms are just a bit random.
No.168942
>>168941
Fair, Fair.
Cute Saber.
No.168943
>>168942
Thanks, ever think about watching NGE?
No.168944
>>168943
Not really. I'm not even sure what it's about.
There's a ton of 'classics' that I still have to see.
No.168945
Sup, everybody!
>>168943
…What's NGE?
No.168946
>>168945
Wait Wait. Neon Genesis Evangelion
I'm a dumbass
No.168947
>>168946
or I am just not good with acronyms. lol
No.168948
>>168944
Do you read any manga or just stick to anime? I dont read much myself but I'm in the middle of Punpun and it's amazing.
>>168945
>>168946
Hehe hey, you get here when I'm about to sleep! :(
No.168949
>>168948
lol wow. It is 10:33 PM, and I am not even tired. What time is it where you're at?
No.168950
>>168945
Heya, Drank.
>>168948
Manga's rare. I've read Boku no Hero, which is getting an anime adaptation next month.
…I just realized I've only read four mangas. One already had an adaptation, the other three got one after I read 'em.
No.168951
>>168950
Hey. How are ya? I hope good. lol
No.168952
>>168948
Also, help me with this pic.
Who's the second character in this pic, between Berserker and Caster?
>>168951
Yeah, doing fine. Should sleep, though.
You?
No.168954
>>168952
Likewise. I should sleep also, but the need isn't as urgent as your's (its probably 3:00 AM where you are.)
No.168955
No.168956
>>168954
4:34, yeah.
Gotta get up at 8, too.
No.168957
>>168956
Damn. I had only 3 hours of sleep the night before
last, and I wasn't even tired for that day.
No.168958
>>168949
11:32PM but I should sleep soon since I actually gotta do things for the first time in awhile :v(
>>168950
Oh haven't read Boku but the anime looks awesome! The only one I read was Naruto before it ended then started OP but haven't read that in awhile. A few others and now PunPun.
>>168952
Hmm I'm not sure, maybe another saber? Nobody comes to mind atm
No.168959
>>168953
brrrrt
>>168958
>punpun
rip you
No.168960
>>168958
Currently reading OP. Watched the anime, then continued the manga from there, and am up to date with both, but decided to read the manga from the start.
>Second saber.
Looks more like a second Archer, to me… making that Shinji.
Doubt it, though.
>>168957
I'm still barely tired, but I am gonna sleep, now.
Nite guys!
No.168961
>>168958
Okay. Well, 'night, if that was your last post for tonight.
>>168960
Good night, then.
No.168963
>>168962
burt is no longer dead?
what has happened as of late?
No.168964
…Got the fuckin' Yuru Yuri opening song stuck in my head…Ugh…
No.168966
>>168959
Im already ripping :,(
>>168960
I should do that, "read the manga from the start" Night night
>>168961
Yea I'm gonna head to bed now, cya later!
>>168962
Nerd
No.168967
>>168963
Got really drunk
Slept alot had nice dreams
No.168968
No.168970
>>168968
Hey cutie
Its nice to see you
No.168971
>>168970
…Ya wanting to fuck or something?
No.168973
>>168966
what chapter are you on?! i want to greentext feels!
>>168967
that's good!
so what'll you do now?
No.168974
>>168973
Be sad the dreams arent real
No.168975
>>168974
i'd let you be, burt you shouldn't be sad…
you are too nice to be sad!
No.168976
>>168975
Im not nice I'm mean!
Also my cable and internet is down so that sucks
No.168977
>>168975
'Happy' and 'sad' are just two sides of the same coin.
That's life, man.
No.168978
>>168977
all walking to get nowhere, but that doesn't mean we can't trip and break something on that way!
>>168976
stay strong burt!
i hope luck does you a solid and doesn't snake out of giving you back your internet…
No.168979
>>168978
That's why you gotta stop and smell the roses.
No.168980
>>168978
Ill be fine but I dont get good luck
No.168981
>>168979
which roses to smell…
>>168980
you better be, you bearded butt!
No.168982
>>168981
the psychoactive ones.
No.168983
>>168981
Its just a temporary sadness life can't keep me down. Im too perfect