No.168989
>a kyoko sponsored thread
:vomit:
No.168991
>>168989
Kiss my dick, frog posting twat.
No.168993
quit fucking bullying me mika
No.168994
>>168993
*bullies you*
kek lmao xD
No.168995
No.168996
>>168994
Mika get in discord it's important.
No.168997
i hate this place more every passing day
No.168998
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No.168999
>when you secretly want someone to dom you and fuck your tight ass but you can NEVER admit it
No.169000
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No.169001
>two more hours before I write the most important test of my life
PANIC
No.169002
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No.169003
>>169001
You got this kiddo
No.169005
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>>169002
>>169003
>>169004
Seriously now, if I fail this test I can basically kill myself.
My parents will stop supporting me, I won't be able to get a job with the bad grades, I won't be able to fullfill any of my dreams.
No.169006
>>169005
Well no one likes a dissenting Darius, so just think it's all good work out and you willl be fine. As long as you study the relevant material it should be good.
No.169007
>>169006
>dissenting Darius
How do you know my name?
Or did you wrote that by chance?
No.169008
>>169007
Welp, guess you've failed your history major.
No.169009
>>169007
>>169007
The first question you ever asked me when I first added you was, what is your real name. Telling me yours at the same time.
No.169010
>>169009
O-Oh really?
I already forgot …
No.169011
>>169010
Kids these days I'll tell you what, they don't remember anything.
So go keep studying for your test and exam instead of sticking around here. Make sure to chew gum during studying or the test if allowed,it's proven to help. You got this.
No.169012
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>>169011
I'm already going through the material again, just 1 hour, 30 minutes left.
I'm so nervous, I feel like throwing up.
No.169013
>>169012
>being nervous
I've never been nervous for a test in my life. It's pointless, you're going to do worse if you're nervous. If you really want to ace it, you won't set yourself up for failure.
No.169014
Oh by the way, happy St Patricks Day faggots!
No.169015
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>>169013
>ace it
Who the fuck is talking about acing it?
It's about not failing it.
No.169016
>tfw I have norovirus
Kill me nowwwwwww.
No.169017
>2-hour gap between posts
Whoa
>>169016
Ouch, have fun with that.
No.169019
>>169017
I think it's just us here, Fortune.
No.169020
>>169018
Had to google in, really doesn't sound like a good time.
Is it severe?
No.169021
>>169020
Well, I think I've thrown up pretty much everything I had in me by now and don't feel like eating more, so hopefully that's a good thing.
No.169022
File: 1458212705614.jpg (145.07 KB, 429x600, 143:200, 5c4fd72cf9292887ba98215425….jpg)
>>169016
>fecal/vomit transmission
>most common in the UK
Buncha sick fucks, y'all need jesus.
No.169023
>>169019
Yup, guess so. Euro-Noon is apparently not time for lewd.
>>169021
I've not thrown up in about 12 years, but I've been told that the worst think about it is throwing up while empty. Shit hurts.
No.169024
>>169022
Who wants Jesus, though?
And I threw up in a train yesterday, so I guess I passed the joy that is norovirus on.
>>169023
Yeah, that's the downside. Trying to eat when you think you're not going to be able to hold it down and your taste is affected is no fun, though.
No.169025
>>169022
I've been there, once.
I think it's the food. I got foodpoisioning there on the 3rd day.
>>169024
Nah, I agree. I wouldn't eat either.
No.169026
File: 1458213580178.jpg (767.39 KB, 1358x1629, 1358:1629, e23d5efbeb7df3c143a638dc15….jpg)
Welp, shit's over. I could only write my name on the test and that's it.
So, what's a good way to kill one self?
No.169027
>>169026
Whoa, what happened?
Was the test hard, or did you just completely… I dunno the word. Just completely lost all knowledge.
No.169028
>>169026
you fucking serious?
No.169029
>>169026
NOOOO
Y-you did acctualy more right?
Please tell me you did fine :(
No.169030
>>169027
A blackout, yeah.
Well, that's one 6 and with that I'm not allowed to attend the finals, therefore I can't graduate.
I can't retake the test either. Now all that's left to do is kill myself.
>>169028
Yep.
>>169029
No, just my name.
No.169031
>>169030
Im sorry to hear that?
Was für eine art Test war das?
Schule, Ausbildung, Uni….?
No.169032
>>169031
Fachabitur - BWL.
No.169033
>>169032
Warum kannst du nich wiederholen?
No.169034
>>169030
Wasn't sure. Googled whiteout, but blackout sounded like something different.
…No retake? Even when you've only filled out a name? Harsh.
No.169035
No.169036
>>169035
Man…. that sucks.
No.169037
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i'm gonna create a furry rating page
No.169039
>>169038
that will be epic
No.169040
>>169037
…Furry rating page?
No.169041
No.169042
>>169041
What does that do?
No.169043
No.169044
>>169043
Ahh, like that.
Have fun.
No.169045
>>169044
man i'm not furry that's ironic
No.169047
>>169046
ironic cringe is fun
No.169048
File: 1458216930187.png (2.9 MB, 1795x2648, 1795:2648, 43ba8085a42771846cee531c79….png)
>>169038
fagola fagola
did you pass out last night
No.169049
Hey, finally some people flowing in again!
>>169047
I really don't see that.
I mean, the cringe is there, but that's all.
No.169050
>>169048
Yeah I did, I just woke up semi recently, so when we fucking?
No.169051
Well today is a good day to get wasted
Sorry in advance
No.169052
>>169048
Really Brat, I'm done with you.
No.169053
>>169051
Have fun.
Sorry for what?
No.169054
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>>169050
I started watching some bitch taste test honey for 40 minutes after you deaded
It was pretty traumatising
No.169055
>>169054
Get on steam so we can talk instead then, but I see that doesn't sound like the most interesting but it seems like a video I'd actually watch as well.
No.169056
>>169054
…How's that traumatising?
No.169057
>>169053
Im a annoying drunk
No.169058
>>169057
Ahh, like that.
I'm sure it can't be too bad.
No.169060
>>169059
It's not that bad.
No.169061
>>169060
Pic makes it look like heavy sarcasm.
Heya, Kyoko.
>>169059
Doubt it.
No.169062
>>169057
nah i mean its 3:16 you had to drink right?
No.169063
>known a really cute girl
>found out she's 11
end me
No.169064
>>169063
Dayum, how old did you think she was?
No.169065
>>169060
Come on it is!
>>169061
Im telling the truth.
>>169062
Well yes I drank some beer and raised some hell
No.169066
>>169064
i thought she was like 14
No.169067
>>169065
thats the spirirt
No.169068
>>169066
Then I'm gonna assume you weren't planning on lewd either way. So why's it bad that she's 11?
>>169065
Time will tell.
>>169067
Heya, Date.
No.169069
>>169061
Sarcasm is too boring, you won't catch me doing it.
Morning cooky.
>>169065
You have your moments though.
No.169070
>>169068
in italy 14 is the consent age
No.169071
>>169070
Dayum.
I don't even know what the AoC is, here. Probably 16, could be 15.
>>169069
>Cooky
Ooh, I like that.
How ya doing?
No.169072
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>169067
>>169068
Its been told already
>>169069
Like the whole time drunk
No.169073
>>169071
you should find out because 15-18 is the best age for cuties
No.169074
>>169073
I'm quite bit older than that, though.
And a virgin. There's that.
No.169075
No.169076
>>169071
It's not the first time I've called you it, silly. Doing good, listening to some old Sum 41 while playing monster hunter, the morning's filled with good vibes. Luckily for you no one played dnd yesterday, whcih means you have more time to make your character today.
>>169072
Eh don't get ahead of yourself Burty, I said you have your good moments while drunk.
No.169077
>>169074
i'm a bit older too (i'm 19) but many bottoms like older boys
No.169078
>>169076
oh I thought you meant bad moments.
Name one good moment
No.169079
>>169076
I know, but I thought the same thing last time.
>Luckily for you no one played dnd yesterday
What happened to "we probably only play on Saturday"
>>169077
Yeah, I guess.
When does it stop being 'older boys', and becomes 'younger men', though?
No.169080
I have to go for now, later perverts.
>>169078
I can think of some, but I might embarrass you saying them.
>>169079
That was the plan at first but since we realized how fun it was we're now trying to play whenever everyone is online. Once you make your character and join in you will be part of everyone so you don't have to worry about missing out, so go make your character already!
No.169081
>>169080
Tell me on steam or something when you get back
see ya later
No.169082
>>169080
Alright, later Kyoko.
>You will be part of everyone
I somehow really doubt that.
No.169083
>>169079
i think around 20 years
No.169084
>>169083
Yeah, something like that.
I'm 22.
No.169085
I think today is a good day to start drinking.
No.169086
>>169085
I'd say today is a bad day to start, but I can see where you're coming from. Have fun.
No.169088
No.169089
>>169087
>>169087
Hey babe, you drinking today?
No.169090
No.169091
>>169088
No.
>>169089
Didn't you tell me yesterday not to drink? lol I have things to do probably so probably not.
>>169090
Morning! What's up with you?
No.169092
>>169091
It's saint patties day though so you should!
No.169093
>>169091
Nothing much. Empty day, apart from having a short visit later in the evening.
I can't help but think you're British, because of the Saberposting.
No.169094
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there is a hammerhead shark among you
right now
No.169095
File: 1458223712624.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.68 MB, 1600x900, 16:9, hammerhead-shark-swimming.jpg)
>>169094
I wonder who it is, I hope he isn't near me, sharks are scary.
No.169096
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>>169092
Who knows, doubt it tho
>>169093
I dont think I'm British or I could be a spy! Oh a friend coming over?
>>169094
Pls no I dont like sea creatures
No.169097
>>169094
Sounds like some random factoid like "You're always within 25 meters of a rat".
Sharks only seem a bit worse.
No.169098
>>169086
Whiskey tastes awfull.
No.169100
>>169096
No, a counsellor.
She's nice though.
>>169098
Never had it.
Rum's the only liqour I like, so far.
No.169101
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>>169096
Alright seems like a good plan then.
You should come tuck me into bed, I'm tired and need sleeps.
No.169103
>>169100
Well, I spit it out immediatly.
Not gonna drink this shit. Fuck that, I'll stay clean.
No.169104
>>169102
Burt-kun please, you know I'm not.
No.169105
>>169103
Ow, that's all you had?
That's one way to stay sober, I suppose.
No.169106
>>169100
Oh sounds nice Bobandy
>>169101
I'm not so sure about that Bobandy
No.169109
WHY TWO BOBANDY'S?
>>169106
P-please don't do this to me.
No.169110
>>169103
It's an acquired taste.
You didn't drink it straight, did you?
No.169112
>>169110
>acquired taste
I never did get that.
Why try to get accustomed to something that tastes bad at start, rather than drink something good?
No.169113
>>169112
Why do people like Black Licorice? Why do people like Dark Chocolate?
It's just one of those things in life.
What would you rather drink, Gin?
No.169114
>>169110
>mixing whiskey
I never drank a single drop of alcohol in my life and even I know you don't do that.
No.169115
>>169110
I loved whiskey when i first drank it I dont think its an acquired taste
>>169114
you can chase it with something if you cant drink it straight
No.169117
Are there three German posters, or even more?
>>169113
Personally, Rum, but I've not had many kinds of liqour.
>Why do people like Dark Chocolate?
That's taste, differs per person.
But I didn't need to learn how to enjoy dark chocolate.
>>169111
Thank you~
>>169116
Heyo, Mikan.
No.169118
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No.169119
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>>169114
Whiskey is a strong drink, if you're an alcohol virgin you're probably not going to enjoy straight Whiskey as your first drink.
And there are plenty of plebs who drink Whiskey mixed.
My recommendation to you is probably a Vodka cooler. Vodka's relatively tasteless so it mixes really well and you can get some nice, smooth drinks out of it.
>>169117
What, alcoholic tastes don't differ the same as chocolate? Everything I've heard on Dark Chocolate is that if you ate it as a kid, you tend to enjoy it as an adult. I can't get into it, it's good at first but the aftertaste just ends up way too bitter.
No.169120
>>169119
I agree, I'd never take Dark chocolate over most other chocolates, but you went from "It's an aquired taste" to "differs per person"
No.169121
>>169120
There's stuff you'll enjoy (or tolerate) if you eat it enough, Fortune. You just haven't suffered through anything yet!
No.169125
>>169121
Nor should I want to. Like I said, I can just pick a different kind of chocolate.
>>169122
Heya, Akarin.
Was wondering, is it Akarin or Akari, seeing as how I'm pretty sure it's "Akari's Date".
No.169127
>>169123
>touhou__reimu_smile
That's a rather sad smile, though.
Feels like melancholy.
No.169128
>>169125
The right name would be Akari.
No.169129
>>169119
Nah, forget it.
Everything in my life may be a failure, but atleast I won't drink alcohol, even if the temptation is strong.
No.169130
File: 1458225608865.jpg (144.32 KB, 850x659, 850:659, sample_62d1ec7e07bb0b95816….jpg)
>>169125
Suffer through it!
Suffering builds character!
No.169131
>Error with posting, retry.
>Flood detected; not posted.
…Is all I was gonna say, but then it rejects my images.
No.169132
>>169129
you told your parents already about your Test?
No.169133
>>169130
>character.
Pass.
>>169128
I'll go with that, then!
>>169129
Didn't you just try, though?
No.169136
>>169135
HOLY that webm is loud
No.169137
>>169136
WHAT I CANT HEAR YOU?
WHATS IN A SHROUD?
No.169138
>>169137
>WWII Christmas commerical.
That's a good one.
No.169139
I need to read more detective novels.
No.169141
If young metro don't trust you I'm gon shoot youu
No.169142
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No.169144
>>169140
Aye. It's a nice message.
And then they continued to war.
>>169141
Wattes
No.169145
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>>169143
You're talking nonsense.
No.169147
>>169144
A nice little break and a terrible war
No.169149
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No.169151
I have returned!
Kneel before the mighty Kyoko, peasants!
No.169152
>>169150
I'm going to have to disagree with you.
No.169154
>>169148
>How to assassination
There's gotta be easier ways, if you're already behind someone.
>>169151
Welcome back~
No.169155
>>169151
>>169152
different strokes for different folks
No.169156
>>169155
Nothing will ever beat this
No.169158
>>169156
That is true
its just so perfect
No.169159
>>169151
You can kneel in front of me; and then get to work, bitch.
No.169161
>>169158
I need to make a Madara laugh one
No.169163
>>169160
>>169161
You should then we can laugh at the thread
No.169165
>>169153
Bit, I allow you to take my virginity!
>>169154
Thanks cooky. Any progress on the character or are you being lazy?
>>169155
I said kneel, slut!
>>169159
doki doki rainy's horny gonna get buttraped then feel sorry~
No.169166
>>169132
Yep.
And my teacher just called here too.
>>169133
I had it in my mouth but I didn't swallow it.
No.169167
>>169165
Very, very lazy!
>>169166
I guess you're right.
No.169168
>>169165
I find it hard to think that you could, even.
I mean; words are words, but I can definitely win and pin.
No.169169
>>169164
Feel better
>>169165
I say thee nay
No.169170
>>169163
>>169165
You have to take me to dinner first
No.169171
>>169170
such a happy laugh
No.169172
>>169171
Cut the ending, this is the final! He died a true villain
No.169174
I can't feel better. I never can. I don't deserve to.
No.169175
>>169173
>Playing both at the same time
No.169177
>>169174
Yes you do, everyone deserves to feel better
>>169175
>>169176
all this laughing
No.169178
>>169168
Aren't you a 5'1 asian man?
>>169169
This time tomorrow, at this location, Burt Peasantslut will be bound to a stock, for all to see, with tomatoes supplied to all for the purpose of throwing at the slut in guilt.
>>169170
It's too early for dinner, how about breakfast? I can make us scrambled eggs, hash browns, breakfast sausages and some black tea (ceylon) to go with it, because coffee is bad for you.
No.169179
>>169177
>>169178
….I'm getting pretty hungry now and I hate coffee so it's perfect!
No.169180
>>169178
Wasn't it confirmed that I was taller than you?
No.169181
Re-Fort~
>>169179
>I hate coffee
<3
No.169182
>>169178
Well first of all I am not a slut and second thats just not gonna happen
>>169179
No.169184
>>169178
>tomatoes supplied to all for the purpose of throwing at the slut in guilt.
You want us to throw you at Burt?
No.169185
>>169183
Oh, I wondered what you were calling yourself lately.
No.169186
>>169184
He does an alright job of throwing himself at Burt already.
No.169188
>>169181
*Throws coffee bean at you*
>>169182
Someones in need of a good skull fucking! Do you have that webm?
No.169190
>>169179
It's a date then, Bit-kun~
>>169180
I don't remember.
How tall are you?
>>169181
Welcome back.
>>169182
Either way I'm throwing tomatoes at you, the idea sounds fun so I can't pass it up now.
No.169192
Burt's the biggest slut here.
No.169193
>>169188
You're helping the enemy!
>Someones in need of a good skull fucking! Do you have that webm?
[x] CONCERN
>>169190
Thanks~
No.169194
>>169192
You're only saying that because you don't know me.
No.169195
>>169190
Now now, we can discuss these things vocally.
No.169196
>>169190
cut it out
>>169192
I am the opposite of a slut!
No.169197
>>169194
And how are you a bigger slut, then?
No.169198
>>169196
You're certainly no slutty and innócent shrine maiden.
No.169199
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>>169198
did someone mention me???
No.169200
Hmm. Who filtered p ú re?
Bastards.
No.169201
>>169199
You seem slutty enough, yeah~
No.169202
>>169198
I am p.ure and innócent at the least
No.169203
>>169201
nooooo
i didnt read it all
i meant p.ure and in.ocent
>>169202
no you arent
No.169205
File: 1458230745168.jpg (306.77 KB, 501x708, 167:236, b022a2604e49f8f357105baec7….jpg)
No.169206
>>169203
You seem to be so, yeah.
I mean, you're atleast faithful, considering your name.
No.169207
>>169202
Nah, no-one here is that.
>>169203
Oh, Date. Maybe you won't get caught out by that someday.
No.169208
>>169190
That's sama!
>>169191
Oh :v( no worry
>>169193
*Throws 3 more*
Here you go
No.169211
>>169209
One does not simply summon the Noun.
No.169212
>>169204
suuuure burtamaniac
slutty as a rose
>>169205
oh heya!
sorry im the p urest in all of lewd undisputed by all
>>169206
ah well i try to be the p urest and nicest and the loveliest
>>169207
;_; maybe i always forget to read the entire post or forget the filter
No.169213
>>169208
Nooo! We're on the same team!
Why is the enemy of my enemy pretending to be my enemy, by helping the enemy get to me?!
No.169214
>>169210
Not buying it.
>>169212
Silly!
No.169215
File: 1458230982636.jpg (106.86 KB, 1023x691, 1023:691, bdc490b301a262df7c314c76b4….jpg)
>>169212
>is in a relationship
Nah, not p.ure.
No.169216
File: 1458231039155.jpg (69.32 KB, 482x714, 241:357, 75d48d976c449305838de46bb9….jpg)
VOWEL WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
No.169217
>>169212
>>169214
You two should learn to accept the truth i am p.ure deal with it
No.169218
>>169215
Maybe not pu.re, but doesn't that make it less slutty?
>>169212
That's a good goal.
Maybe you'll make it, one day.
No.169219
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>>169216
Shut the fuck up.
No.169220
>>169210
Hey you looking to get skull fucked?! Dont look me in the eye!
>>169213
It was just a prank! Just the smell of coffee can give me a headache.
No.169221
>>169214
am not! D:
>>169215
its a slutty relationship!!
and super i.nnocent i swear!!
>>169217
ive seen what you and magi post to each other here ;0
>>169218
P-plus i want to be a good house wife too >.<
No.169222
>>169220
Yeah, me too.
I've never not been nauseous after coffee.
>>169221
>its a slutty relationship!!
Oh… now you fucked up.
>good house wife
What does that entail?
No.169223
>>169219
Not until I summon Consonant.
No.169224
>>169221
>it's a slutty relationship
I KNEW IT, YOU SLUT
>>169219
>elf ears
No.169225
>>169221
>am not! D:
>its a slutty relationship!!
No.169226
>>169220
I dont want no trouble
>>169221
Thats magi posting at me I cant control what he says
No.169228
File: 1458231435133.jpg (269.92 KB, 855x1200, 57:80, 0eb5867d985ff6ec1600686b73….jpg)
No.169229
I just want to play video games, sex is boring.
No.169231
File: 1458231531877.jpg (105.31 KB, 500x604, 125:151, 3955a8cc8fdff88569f3519ca6….jpg)
No.169232
File: 1458231534468.jpg (146.96 KB, 425x601, 425:601, c9d839d32280367c27b3278771….jpg)
>>169222
I will never throw beans at you ever again
>>169226
You looked, you looked! Now it has to be done
>>169229
Especially when you only have video games at your disposal
No.169233
It's so cold I just want to be picked up and thrown into a volcano.
No.169234
>>169232
oh no! I am sorry I didn't mean too!
>>169233
can do
No.169235
File: 1458231675837.jpg (221.75 KB, 959x940, 959:940, 034d1b67fb77bc13b94900d0c2….jpg)
>>169227
Green eyed faggotry.
No.169236
>>169230
Probably Fallout 2, or something.
>>169232
I've got the whole world in my hands!
No.169237
>>169233
I just can't imagine a warm Canada.
>>169232
You are truly kind.
No.169238
>>169233
Would hug/warm up/give norovirus/10
No.169239
No.169240
>>169235
>Calling me a green eyed faggot when your eyes are green
I don't even need to trash talk you. You trash talked yourself.
No.169241
File: 1458231766932.jpg (66.99 KB, 678x960, 113:160, 12669663_1514045212224510_….jpg)
>>169222
dojfgdfjsgdfg i didnt mean that
well i know how to cook, clean, wash clothes, do yard work and lots of other stuff ^~^
>>169224
;_; i meant p.ure!!!!!!
>>169225
i meant P.ure!!!!
its the word filters conspiration against me
>>169226
but you sure go along with it
>>169229
hey rain! i saw you have kf2 want to play that for a bit??
No.169242
>>169240
Congratulations, you got the joke!
>>169241
SLUT!
I'm more p.ure.
No.169243
>>169241
I try to make him stop! I cant let myself be slandered.
No.169244
File: 1458231889586.jpg (72.21 KB, 567x600, 189:200, a12ce8efd12aef467ce352c947….jpg)
>>169234
Just close your eyes
>>169237
Do you like seafood?
No.169245
File: 1458231950847.png (201.83 KB, 416x290, 208:145, Fuko-Ibuki-clannad-3454822….png)
tfw nobody fun posting
send dick
No.169247
>>169241
I know. I rather dislike filters.
I remember when, in another place, "ky" was filtered.
It made telling people to get on skype bloody annoying.
That's a good amount of things you can do.
>>169244
Never had much of it, but I also never came across any seafood I disliked.
>>169245
>
No.169248
No.169249
>>169242
well im celibate cant get as p.ure as that
>>169243
hehe well you seem to enjoy it a bit
>>169247
yeah i try my best to do it all
plus i want to take care of akari in anyway he needs me to
No.169251
>>169246
I guess I can let you off with a warning…this time
>>169247
What are some foods you just dont like?
No.169252
>>169249
Nope
>>169251
Thank you Bit!
No.169253
>>169248
What am I supposed to do with a whitearrow?
>>169249
How's the German coming along?
>>169251
Hmm… Can't think of much.
I don't like bitterness, but there's little food that's bitter enough for me to dislike eating it.
No.169254
No.169255
File: 1458232373629.jpg (450.41 KB, 1117x735, 1117:735, 0157a11169856a5310e0a3a46d….jpg)
>>169249
Shrine Slut of Sluttadise.
Slut Maiden of Paraslut.
Slutty Slut of Sluts.
Slutty Slut Slut Slut Slut.
Slutty Mc Sluttingston
Arm pits.
No.169257
File: 1458232425398.jpg (60.36 KB, 565x800, 113:160, 12046626_10153642236344839….jpg)
>>169253
i just did 30 mins of it, its going ok basically baby steps but im getting some words stuck in my head and im getting used to pronunciation a bit not too bad i may say
>>169255
hmpf!
No.169258
No.169259
File: 1458232565459.jpg (430.85 KB, 808x1200, 101:150, 81cc26e076d66be670f653bb04….jpg)
No.169260
>>169257
Nice.
I used to be rather fluent, but forgot most of it. I'm sure you'd do a better job at conversing in German than me, by now.
>>169258
What's next?
No.169261
>>169252
Did you just….
>>169253
Wish I was like that, one thing I can't stand is seafood and I near it! Maybe I will start to like it one day.
No.169262
File: 1458232644624.jpg (118.4 KB, 1060x1258, 530:629, 12782be6a611ebb5f01fb7de68….jpg)
No.169263
File: 1458232651686.jpg (581.59 KB, 1075x1518, 1075:1518, 86fc320224ddf13d6638f78461….jpg)
>tfw going to have sex with Date while he is wearing a Reimu outfit
No.169265
>>169239
Because 2 is God tier, and I recently re-beat Fallout 1 FIXT.
Pic also related.
>>169241
It's not even installed, last time I played it I got a drop for a rare German gas mask however.
No.169266
No.169267
No.169268
>>169257
Oh look, even your boyfriend admits you're a slut >>169263
Anything left to say?
No.169269
>>169264
I dont know, did you?
No.169271
>>169265
I realy realy like this picture.
I think its funny.
No.169272
File: 1458232836421.jpg (Spoiler Image, 148.42 KB, 800x1067, 800:1067, 1412383126470.jpg)
No.169273
>>169265
>>169269
I mean did you see me do it?
No.169274
>>169261
>and I near it!
Hm?
>>169265
Fair. Never played any of the series.
No.169275
>>169260
ah noo i just basic phrases and words atm
>>169262
bully!
>>169263
you dont have to tell everyone!!!
>>169265
well downloaded you cuck
its fun to play
>>169268
D;
>>169272
L-lewd!!
No.169276
File: 1458232894794.png (904.04 KB, 1300x921, 1300:921, fa2cde9b4353896b8cd7ab5cdc….png)
>>169273
I'm not sure I could of been seeing things, so did you?
>>169274
Opps meant to put "live"
No.169277
File: 1458232944266.png (Spoiler Image, 146.65 KB, 322x322, 1:1, 1455654700013-0.png)
>>169268
we only have sex to make babys not for any enjoyment.
No.169278
File: 1458232951798.png (727.6 KB, 1000x661, 1000:661, 5ccf08340d5a1ebf421bd62dee….png)
>>169275
Bullying would be if I tell lies to make you feel bad.
I'm just quoting your boyfriend~
No.169279
>>169271
It is but the truth, as is this.
>>169273
>>169274
Get to it, then.
>>169275
It's a dumbed-down KF1, which I'd much rather play you gay lord.
No.169280
>>169275
Ooh.
How long have you been practicing?
>>169276
That close to the ocean?
>>169277
Hence the Reimu outfit.
No.169281
>>169279
I haven't, because it doesn't appeal to me.
No.169282
>>169278
see >>169277
its for the purpose of procreation and nothing more!
>>169279
what a cuck, just fucken install you nerd
>>169280
well i got about a month give or take
>>169280
yes the reimu outfit is arbitrary
No.169283
File: 1458233119811.jpg (118.4 KB, 1060x1258, 530:629, 12782be6a611ebb5f01fb7de68….jpg)
>>169282
>>169277
The Yaoi hole is a lie.
No.169284
>>169280
About one hour away
No.169285
>>169276
I may have for a split second…
>>169279
No.169286
File: 1458233246241.png (1.56 MB, 1200x1132, 300:283, 040879cb989a8b16259a43b1d5….png)
>>169285
You know what this means…
No.169287
>>169283
its real!!!
we will have 4 children ^~^
No.169288
>>169282
Ooh, not that long, then.
>got about a month
since you started, or do you have a deadline set?
>arbitrary
So there is more fun involved than just babymaking!
>>169284
Nice.
I'm Dutch. everywhere here is within two hours of the sea.
But that doesn't mean we eat a lot of seafood.
No.169289
File: 1458233284922.jpg (387.62 KB, 708x1024, 177:256, 17a23b7e60d40a587a2ddff362….jpg)
>>169287
You will have 4 different STD's.
That's all.
No.169290
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>169286
Can I have a drink first?
No.169291
>>169281
To each their own, then.
>>169282
I don't think you know what that word means, you literal cuck.
>>169285
No.169292
>>169288
Do you eat them like Saber?
>>169290
No since I let you off free last time
No.169293
>>169288
since i started
and no no no procreating is all that it is
nothing more than that!
>>169289
nooooo
>>169291
always have to be a bitchboy huh?
No.169294
>>169292
That gif is still too cute.
Depends on the fish, no?
Ever eaten herring?
Watching a Dutchman eat one is not very appetising.
No.169298
>>169293
A month isn't that long, for a language.
The average time it takes is about one year, right?
>Nothing more
…But Reimu costume?
No.169299
>>169294
>>169294
Nope nope never had it and why do you say that? lol
>>169295
I gotta put my foot down
No.169300
File: 1458233736986.jpg (75.18 KB, 625x960, 125:192, 1240637_1520911571537874_6….jpg)
>>169298
i suppose so
i try and do an hour of german everyday and recap what i have studied before going on something new
and i plea the 5th on the reimu question
No.169301
>>169299
You take the fish, minus the head, lift it by it's tail and start eating it like that from below, occasionally dipping it in chopped up unions.
Every fish is eaten in a different way, was my point.
No.169302
File: 1458233773945.jpg (1.08 MB, 1000x1426, 500:713, c323068c7f6c59c19daf78d349….jpg)
>>169294
>He's never kissed the cod
Newfoundland is a strange and magical place.
No.169303
>>169294
Kibbeling and Pomelo Fanta.
No.169305
>>169293
I don't have to take that from a fag boy who takes it in the ass.
>>169295
No.169306
>>169300
That's a really good way of going about learning a language.
>"plead the fifth. v. To decline to give self-incriminating information."
>self-incriminating
See. There's more. Thanks.
>>169302
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kissing_the_cod
What a wonderful thing.
>>169303
>Kibbeling
Please. I was already in need for some while talking about fish.
Now I have to look for a fishvendor.
No.169307
>All fishvendors leave at 18:00
It's 18:00
Kill me
No.169308
>>169305
you spelled vagina wrong.
No.169309
File: 1458234098622.jpg (47.63 KB, 511x720, 511:720, 1010191_10152378607584839_….jpg)
>>169305
still a bitchboy and you will take it like the bitchboy you are
>>169306
point is no
>>169307
>liking fish
No.169311
>>169301
Oh I see I guess that is something.
>>169304
Sorry..
No.169312
>>169305
>fag boy
rainy dont be so cruel
No.169313
>>169308
>>169309
Queers in denial.
No.169314
>>169305
BITCH
>>169307
Fish is gross anyway its for the best
>>169311
Lets get it over with
No.169315
>>169313
stop self projecting bitchboy
No.169316
>>169309
It's the Netherlands, there's nothing but fishvendors in the street.
Everyone who doesn't like fish in the Netherlands has long been kicked form the evolutionary tree.
>>169310
What do I do?
>>169311
Oh. The fish is almost raw, by the way.
Heating it is sin.
>>169314
Nooo.
Not Kibbeling. It's great!
No.169317
File: 1458234355738.jpg (645.53 KB, 924x1113, 44:53, 51b85195b4ce13c93a03d7fc58….jpg)
>>169316
Go to the grocery and buy breaded fish fillets like the cuckold you are.
No.169318
>>169312
Cruel? Hey, they earned it.
>>169314
AAGGHHH
BITCH
>>169315
Gotta learn to stop talking to yourself in public, queer bait.
No.169319
coming from the one who' said he wants to dress like a girl when he gets fucked so his boyfriend's penis is slightly less confused
No.169320
>>169314
>Fish is gross anyway its for the best
Hmm guess I can let it slide again
>>169316
Noo!!!!
No.169321
>>169316
I ate fish a couple times didnt like it
>>169318
BITCH! BITCH! BITCH!
>>169320
Thank the Gods
No.169323
>>169316
im glad i dont live there then
i detest seafood
>>169318
sure rain just install kf2 you pussy
No.169324
>>169317
>cuckold
Can't get cucked if you don't do relationships.
I'm gonna groceries, yeah. But not for fish. I only craved fried fish.
>>169320
Yeah, not kidding.
>>169321
Oh come on. You're American. It's fried food.
I'm pretty sure that means you'd eat it, at least.
>>169323
Aye.
But I'm not sure whether Germany is that different.
No.169326
>>169324
IS YE A SCREECHER?
No.169327
>>169318
but rain whats different between me and them?
you wouldn't gas me? would you :s
No.169328
DEED I IS, ME OLD COCK, AND LONG MAY YOUR BIG JIB DRAW!
No.169329
>>169322
I didnt know you'd dressed up like a girl
>>169324
I didnt even like fried fish
it was gross
>>169325
No.169330
>>169326
Deed I is, me old cock, and long may your big jib draw!
>>169325
Google "Haringhappen". Look for images.
>>169329
WHOA
BRB, gonna not buy fish.
No.169332
>>169329
>Burt misinterpreting his role in this relationship
Please.
No.169333
File: 1458235017650.jpg (179.46 KB, 800x1263, 800:1263, 99cddb6a79690046e732d24bb8….jpg)
>>169331
Gotcha!
Want to dress up like Konata and suck my dick?
No.169334
>lewding the burt
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.169335
File: 1458235048045.png (424.58 KB, 647x968, 647:968, 6b4aec0cffb50b855fde17290e….png)
>>169334
Burt tried to lewd me tbh
No.169337
>>169321
BITCH BITCH BITCH
AAGHHH
BITCH
>>169323
I'll pass.
>>169327
You're not in denial!
No.169338
>>169333
I've got a beard. I'd look about as silly cosplaying as Konata as Burt would.
No.169339
No.169340
>>169330
fish is just not good its for the best
>>169332
I am bit to manly to be the one dressed like a girl
>>169336
rip
>>169337
No.169341
>>169335
there are no slutty people left….
>>169340
you didn't even say no homo…
gaaaaaaaaay
No.169342
>>169337
wait there in denial? but they call each bf
Blackjack is confused
No.169344
>>169340
>>169340
…but I can't die until I beat Dark souls 3 :(
No.169346
>>169341
>>169344
Then i take back that rip
No.169347
>>169346
burt is lewd!
leeeeeeeeeeewd!
No.169350
>>169348
haihia. how u doing?
No.169352
>>169342
Date claims to be a girl and therefore "straight".
No.169354
>>169347
nuh uh
>>169351
those hammers look fun
No.169356
File: 1458236101554.png (711.25 KB, 1200x850, 24:17, f37295e8675bef8c211c26de4d….png)
Yeah yeah, feeling bad on a thursday.
No.169357
>>169352
he's faggot tho
not like otherkin or some new age shit
No.169358
>>169357
Yeah, and that's all he will be!
Come now Blackjack, we have things to do.
No.169359
>>169354
Not my type of wep but looks fun indeed, I can just see me now doing that and falling off a cliff
No.169361
File: 1458236510044.jpg (304.78 KB, 850x1177, 850:1177, sample-4b2deda9a79d8b5281e….jpg)
No.169362
>>169341
What do you mean? There are plenty of slutty people.
>>169348
Hello, Moecrab. What's this image supposed to convey?
>>169356
At least you're not alone.
No.169363
>>169354
l
e
w
d
if burt is not p.ure
and bit is probably not p.ure
then there are no sluttys left…
No.169364
>>169361
Heya, Tomo.
>>169363
You you need more p.ure people here, then?
No.169365
>>169359
pretty sure thats what will happen to me but ill probably use rapiers again and be fancy
>>169363
I am p.ure
No.169366
>>169360
Death to fish!
>>169361
Morn
No.169368
>>169366
duh.
You don't eat live fish.
No.169369
File: 1458236704136.jpg (303.55 KB, 1788x1080, 149:90, ace-combat-7-ps4-screen01-….jpg)
>>169358
Rain Actual, this is Blackjack flight of two hornets
2 mins out we going to need accurate lasing of the target to provide purging, over
No.169371
>>169370
*posts your dick*
Haha yeah!
No.169372
>>169365
Fashion is everything, I'm sure you would look very fancy killing some skeletons
>>169368
Hmph I know that! Death!
No.169373
>>169362
p.ure people!
>>169364
they all turn unslutty…
it's ok!
>>169365
slutty as water from a third world country!
No.169374
File: 1458236927808.jpg (836.61 KB, 1200x1093, 1200:1093, Usami.Sumireko.full.187761….jpg)
>>169364
Hey cheap crisp cookie.
>>169366
What you up to this morn?
No.169375
>>169371
might be funnier if you could.
No.169376
>>169371
How p.ure are you, then?
>>169372
Hell yeah! More fish for us!
>>169373
>unslutty.
I'm not sure whether that's wordfilter or not anymore.
>>169374
>cheap
No.169378
>>169362
But I am alone.
All alone in this room. The only thing spending my comfort is this candle, slowly burning away, just like my life.
No.169379
>>169376
aaaaaaaaaaaah!
unp.ure!
that word filter will kill me!
No.169380
File: 1458237081317.jpg (85.38 KB, 850x1204, 425:602, e14194707945a1082b88c27b06….jpg)
>>169376
Fortune cookeis sure as hell aren't expensive.
No.169381
>>169372
Im gonna look good!
>>169373
Wow lacka you dont believe me how cruel
No.169382
>>169370
Uhuh, sure you areeeeeee.
No.169383
>>169379
Then we just need to get p.ure people faster than they turn imp.ure!
>>169380
…true…
No.169384
File: 1458237143765.png (1.18 MB, 1023x1130, 1023:1130, 4caa8fd111f33965abfcdd0457….png)
>>169374
Nothing really, probably go take a bath soon then drown
>>169376
*Burns them* *Burns the whole ocean*
>>169381
I shall kill you and force you to remove your fancy clothes and give them to me!
No.169387
>>169384
Wait I should do the last part first then kill you
No.169388
>>169384
You overcooked them!
No.169389
>>169375
Well yeah, I dontt have it saved on my phone
>>169376
Not at all!
No.169390
>>169384
Bit you shall not do that!
No.169392
>>169384
ALright I'll be sure to join you in the tub.
>>169383
So what is this cheap cooking doing today?
No.169393
>>169378
>his life isn't a fast burn
No.169394
File: 1458237440288.jpg (59.34 KB, 479x634, 479:634, ss (2016-02-15 at 12.03.38….jpg)
>>169393
I wish it would burn fast, so I can be done with this shit.
No.169395
File: 1458237455986.png (273.59 KB, 854x800, 427:400, 1386ddddb3fa31ecb970528302….png)
>>169388
Just as planned!
>>169390
Why a not?
>>169392
There wont be much room plus no!
No.169396
File: 1458237571695.jpg (222.27 KB, 600x829, 600:829, 6ec2f059f9f72473566ad9136c….jpg)
>>169395
That's fine I'll just have to get really close to you then, ignore any hard objects pressing against you *winky face*
No.169397
>>169395
I dont want to be stripped then killed
No.169398
>>169389
I know. That's why I asked.
Wanted to see whether you'd hide it.
>>169395
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO OVERCOOK THEM
>>169392
Dinnering.
That's all. No plans, as usual.
No.169399
File: 1458237633436.png (172.33 KB, 739x869, 739:869, 19c882a776028eeb3813331968….png)
>>169394
I'll be dead by 25 if that's consolation.
No.169400
File: 1458237664621.png (266.8 KB, 854x800, 427:400, b4525aec84ed022f98661afd55….png)
>>169396
Get out my house!
>>169397
How about killed then stripped?
>>169398
Nobody can stop me!
No.169401
>>169399
Why exactly with 25?
No.169402
>>169399
Dont die!
>>169400
Id rather neither!
No.169403
>>169400
Of course not.
You can't uncook fish.
No.169404
>>169401
Is that number too high for you?
No.169405
>>169402
Ok how about killed, brought back to life, stripped, then set free?
>>169403
Not with that attitude you can't
No.169406
>>169405
Kill->Strip->Rez makes for a more interesting reaction when he wakes up.
No.169407
>>169404
Just weird that you're so precise about it.
No.169408
>>169405
Id like no death and no stripping
No.169409
>>169406
Hmm true, I think I will do that
>>169408
It's been decided
No.169410
File: 1458238075801.jpg (345.98 KB, 800x954, 400:477, 7956b3fd6133564f2258173221….jpg)
>>169407
It's important to set goals and make plans.
No.169411
File: 1458238191951.jpg (792.05 KB, 757x1142, 757:1142, c65441c15fdbf29321b970a082….jpg)
>>169400
No you said I could live in your closer so I plan on doing just that!
>>169398
Dinnering does not sound exciting, no paszaz
No.169412
>>169409
Come on dont do this…
>>169410
change your death date to 100yrs old
No.169414
>>169409
Happy to help.
>>169411
>paszaz
What's that?
No.169415
No.169416
File: 1458238370009.jpg (118.6 KB, 440x586, 220:293, 13819fc442ff2db4ace12edbc7….jpg)
>>169412
Realistically? I wouldn't let myself live past 60. Don't want to be an old fuck.
No.169417
No.169420
>>169410
But why exactly 25?