No.169731
>>169704
I'm sure you'll find your way soon enough, don't worry so much <3 I'm glad /lewd/ is helping you :)
>>169708
Nothing would save you from my bullying :D
But I'll not while you are drinking, I'm wouldn't have you crying over a drink :P
>>169709
I see, yeah it can feel like a job at times I bet, I'm not up to much I'm off the drink so I'll probably get a bit high and relax the rest of the night. I've an early start but I slept too long today so a few hours will be fine.
>>169711
How are you from the last time you visited?
>>169712
Over 3 weeks
>>169713
Not much, just relax mostly and maybe finish laying my Ethernet line later if I can be bothered finishing tacking it down
>>169717
It would be a lot to go into, google bipolar it'll give you half of the story, mix that with tons of drugs and alcohol and feeling like garbage and you have the majority of it
>>169719
Oh much worse, but it would be strictly with the other person's consent of course :D
No.169734
>>169731
you bullied me last time so you are a liar!
No.169735
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I want to give burt a rimjob
No.169736
>>169733
I can try at least, right?
No.169737
>>169731
I wish on better terms, but again i'm here to escape the shitfest of /hg/
No.169738
>>169734
That wasn't bullying that was tough love, If I really wanted to bully you I could turn it up several notches, but as I said I won't have you crying yourself to sleep while hammered
No.169739
>>169711
but i don't know who you are
i just know your name
>>169712
well it means i have to mentally get ready to take your big dick
like, i have to be in complete focus for half an hour, readying myself
No.169740
>>169739
Well i'm from a place, and I came to this place.
No.169742
>>169727
Well you can always play some video games.
>>169731
Sounds very chill indeed. I hope it continues to go well.
>>169732
I've been told you don't need to play the layton games.
No.169743
>>169731
kinda just waiting for the CP spam thats due
>>169736
wanna cuddle
No.169744
You ever feel like a tortoise thrown into the river so you could be like a turtle. Only to remember tortoises can't swim despite looking similar to turtles so you drown?
No.169745
HAHA!
IT BEGINS!
>>169729
?!
I have tons of experience in cuddling!
>>169731
How be you, Magi?
Dunno what much to talk about.
Brain dead and watching clips of Rick and Morty.
No.169746
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>>169731
It's not the general story that interests me, it's your personal story.
But if you don't want to talk about it, that's fine.
No.169747
>>169735
>>169738
no bully!
you cant even do it if you wanted to!
No.169748
>>169742
I know, but I'm a purist, I dare not touch a crossover lest I played said games.
Smash Bros don't count.
No.169749
>>169742
I will, I just don't know when.
No.169750
>>169735
He reveals how filthy he truly is.
Sasuga, Moecrab.
No.169751
>>169747
Bend over and spread your butt
No.169752
>>169750
love me!!
>>169751
never ever!
No.169753
>>169752
*sneaks in your pants and licks your butt*
No.169754
>>169753
jokes on you im wearing shorts
No.169755
Anyway i'm gonna go back to lurk mode. Talk to you another time.
No.169756
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>>169737
You up to much tonight?
>>169742
I'm hoping so, sound's like you have a relaxing night too, you got work tomorrow?
>>169743
No doubt, the bot's have been busy of late
>>169744
Yes, it's a shitty feeling to be out of your depth gasping for air
>>169745
I'm good, just relaxing after beating my fingers with a hammer for the better part of a few hours lol
Building the new pc tomorrow so getting everything setup for that
What about yourself? how are things?
>>169746
It's a lot to go into, and not all of it I would put here. Maybe I'll tell you part of the tale in time.
>>169747
You know I could if I wanted to, but I want to give you a nice relaxing night, so quit the lip cheeky :3
No.169757
>>169756
I do. Anyway i gotta go now. See ya!
No.169758
>>169756
Nope just some more vidya.
No.169759
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>>169757
Catch you later <3
>>169758
What vidya you playing?
No.169760
>>169756
Treat me nice! my senpai will protect me!
No.169761
>>169756
i expect it about twice a day. you're popular here
No.169762
>>169759
Some Doto, maybe some Sims. I don't know yet.
No.169763
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>>169760
I always treat you nice :3 When I'm not giving you tough love :D
No.169764
>>169760
>Bitcuck protecting ANYTHING
heh
No.169765
>>169756
I'm chilling much, I think I've should've spent more time on videogames before I started drinking though, can never play games and drink at the same time…
I need something else to watch on youtube too.
Dunno what though.
No.169766
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No.169767
>>169731
It's been a huge help, but I should tell some of my in the closet stores at somepoint haha
No.169768
>>169763
No tough love! its mean..
>>169764
I want you too but you wont do it…
protect me…
No.169769
>>169766
Hmm?
>>169768
Cause you wanna fuck me in the ass! You don't understand who's the top around here.
No.169770
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>>169761
I've noticed the bot's have been busy bees, I like to chat to everyone :)
>>169762
I see, I tried to get into Dota but there's so much to learn and I wouldn't stand much of a chance as it's been out a long time, how do you find it?
>>169765
It's hard sometimes to focus while drinking, I know how that goes. Anything coming out soon that has piqued your interest?
>>169767
Heh, well I'm glad it's helped you, and I'd be interest in hearing these stories at some point :)
>>169768
No I'll give you a break today, then again, someone else might step in and give you some tough love instead :D
No.169771
>>169745
Oh do you, I wouldn't mind cuddling up alongside a crazy person.
>>169756
And this is why you become a turtle who can be both on land and water!
No.169772
>>169769
you will like it I promise!
if you want you can hold my hand… you can be top there
>>169770
no taking advantage of me when drunk!
No.169773
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>>169771
Exactly, evolve or be left behind to rot
No.169774
Who's the /lewd/est of them all
>>169770
It's on steam
No.169775
>>169772
Would you like me to take advantage of you?
No.169776
>>169769
Hey!
I named my archer on Disgaea after you!
Been naming posters on my crew.
With me as a PRINNY!
No.169778
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>>169770
Nothing much really just me being awkward a lot of these stories our in night clubs. I fucking hated clubbing with a passion
No.169779
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>>169774
You will be when I get through with you hun.
>>169773
This is why I'm the best, I'm a never ending adapting beast.
Tell me what you think of this song/band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ6vRE4lVNw
No.169780
>>169770
youre a social butterfly
No.169781
I'm feeling lonley tonight.
I wish someone would spend me comfort.
No.169784
>>169779
But you're just a turtle..
>>169781
>gives all the comfort to
No.169785
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>>169781
I only have 43p.
No spends today.
>>169782
Regardless, how be you?
Haven't talked to you in AAAGES
No.169786
>>169774
I meant how do you like the game lol
>who's the lewdest of them all?
Good question, one I don't know the answer too, there's lots of things to consider and a lot of variables
>>169777
kek, One does protest too much. :P
>>169778
I didn't like clubbing myself, not really my thing
>>169779
Good song :)
>>169780
Eh I wouldn't go that far :D
>>169781
Hopefully someone will help you with that :)
No.169787
>>169786
now youre being humble
No.169788
>>169786
Oh, it's pretty fun, I need to get better at it, but the custom games are pretty fun too.
No.169789
>>169785
Really fucked up mentally.
It's a fun state of mind.
No.169790
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>>169787
I'm a humble person
>>169788
How long you been playing it? I've been looking at paragon it's a new moba coming out by epic
No.169791
>>169786
wanna get beat up?
>>169789
No.169792
>>169790
I used to play it alot, but I kinda fell off of the MOBA train for awhile so i'm reinstalling it now.
No.169793
>>169786
Mfw my nerd friends became Chad and force me to go clubbing. Now there gone I'm still a nerd :3
No.169795
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>>169791
You know the answer to that, why you want to have a little rough and tumble? I'll let you pin me down and everything :D
>>169792
Nice, hope you have fun <3
>>169793
Aw, I'm sure someone like you would have no problem making friends in the future, don't be disheartened <3
No.169796
>>169786
>hopefully someone will help you with that :)
Might as well say "Fuck you faggot" if we're playing that way.
No.169797
>>169795
I dont need your permission to pin you down
No.169798
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>>169789
Better mentally than physically.
Flus are the worst.
No.169800
>>169796
he was trying to stay tactful, I think.
No.169801
Looks like a party going on in here. How's everyone's Saint Patrick's Day so far?
No.169802
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>>169796
Now why would I say that?
>>169797
Oh? Would you like to hold me down?
No.169803
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>>169801
Going like any other day, what about yours?
No.169804
>>169802
Im gonna hold someone down!
No.169805
>>169801
Going pretty good waiting people to get home to eat yummy food and then drink lots of stout.
Think I'm gonna hit up the bar as well.
No.169806
>>169805
This is my fetish.
GHOST BLOWJOB, WOO
No.169807
>>169805
>Ghost fetish
C-Curse you..
No.169808
No.169809
>>169805
>going to a bar
weirdo
No.169810
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>>169800
y'know
i think it's funny whenever rain talks about tact, and then people on here try to use it, and it always ends badly
I think we're just made to be direct.
No.169811
>>169800
It would be more tactfull to say nothing at all instead of "Yeah, I acknowledge you, yet I don't care enough to do anything."
>>169802
I'm reading between the lines, also I'm feeling like no one really cares about me at all and I vent my anger at other people.
Don't take it personal.
No.169812
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>>169807
I have an entire ghost folder just randomly decided to post from it.
>>169809
How else am I suppose to hit on cute guys/girls?
Plus I like talking to people in real life. I love randoms.
No.169814
>>169812
GHOST GIRLS, ALMOST AS GOOD AS SLIME GIRLS
No.169815
>>169812
last time i went to a bar it turns out some old cop knew my dad it was weird had to leave couldnt tell anyone i was a burt
id rather drink online with people they like me and not know my family
No.169816
>>169814
STOP LIKING EVERYTHING I LIKE
No.169817
>>169804
Ohh sounds like fun :)
>>169810
I'd rather be respectful and use tact than being abrasive. It show's courtesy. Much better that than totally ignore someone
>>169811
Well reading between the lines you should realise I was giving you a reply and acknowledging your comment, would you rather me just ignore you?
No.169818
>>169803
Wouldn't say like any other day, but it's going good enough. Just love wasting time at car dealerships, and then accomplish nothing. Nothing better. Oh well though. It will be relaxing from here on out.
>>169805
Having my own food cooking still right now. Slow cookers take a while. Probably could eat it now, but I'll let it sit. I got two stouts to drink for today. Unfortunately I don't know anyone here who wants to go to the bars or have the money, so I can't do that. I'm not much of one to go to bars anyways. Unless it's quiet.
No.169819
Erica will you play dota with me ?
No.169820
>>169817
jk ill sit here and cry!
ill hold them down if they notice me!
No.169821
No.169822
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>>169798
What kind of flu is it, though?
This is important.
No.169823
>>169813
Love you too babe.
>>169814
Thats why my two folders are ghost and slime.
With a really small mimic fodler.
>>169815
Whats wrong with that? It's interesting could have talked to him about his fun police stories.
No.169824
>>169823
he just told me about how much of an bad person my dad was in highschool!
my family name has a bad rep…
No.169825
>>169816
You played MGQ 1 through 3, but paradox has never came out torrent yet so you're making do with lesser hentai games.
You also eat spicy food when you're sick because you think it'll cure you quicker. Am I right?
No.169826
>>169822
Just the oridnary kind you get once a year; not that silly zika shit or giraffe flu.
No.169827
>>169819
Maybe later, not in the doto mood right now.
>>169823
The fact you have two of my top fetishes is just ecstatic right now
>>169825
I don't play hentai games often, and I like spicy food, never tried it while sick though.
No.169828
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>>169818
You having a drink tonight? Or have you got much planned?
>>169820
I notice you, why would you cry?
>>169821
Oh ok, no offense taken, enjoy the rest of your night
No.169829
>>169826
Alright, come here.
No.169830
>>169810
that's… not usually a good idea.
>>169811
You feel like nobody cares about you?
No.169831
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>>169818
I'm a extrovert so it's natural for me to go to bars and then if I'm lucky I'll get someone to buy me drinks all night. My slow cooker has been on since yesterday though so we are good.
>>169824
That's still amusing, you could just learn about embarrassing stories about your dad.
>>169827
So now we can get married and fap to monster girls together.
The fact you like spicy food means I can cook for you.
No.169833
>>169831
I mean how spicy are we talking here?
>>169832
Alright sent
No.169834
>>169828
cause i want some else to notice me!
>>169831
Nothing embarassing just was told my stuff my dad already told me
No.169836
>>169827
You need to play some Anthophobia!
Oh, and it is good, it is like a reverse painkiller.
>>169829
W-wait, what am I coming over for?
YOu're not going to wedgie me, are you?
No.169838
>>169833
I can handle anything from ghost pepper hot sauce on a regular basis to just jalapenos.
I really like peppers and chipolte.
>>169835
Whats up hun?
>>169834
Aw alright go to the bar with me then burt, just travel across the entire country for it.
No.169839
>>169838
Im already drunk you gotta drive here
No.169840
>>169828
Yeah I have two Gusiness's I have to drink, and some expensive Irish whiskey I for some reason got myself to buy.
>>169831
If only I was an extrovert, then I could get free drinks. I could probably go, but I won't start a conversation with anyone. I can probably keep one going however. I wish I start my slow cooker yesterday night, but it's just chili. It should be good.
No.169842
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>>169834
Okay :)
>>169835
Welcome back Bit <3
>>169840
Sound's like you have the makings of a good drinking session, have fun <3
No.169843
>>169841
hey dont leave me please!
>>169842
im shit arent i?
No.169844
>>169838
Never tried anything that spicy, doesn't mean I'll never try it though!
No.169845
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>>169836
I'm going to stick my tongue so far down your throat that I catch your flu~
No.169848
>>169843
No, not at all, why would you say that?
No.169850
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>>169845
But I don't even have the flu!
O///o
We're just gonna keep kissing, and kissing, and kissing!
No.169851
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>>169839
Just get an airplane then, that'll be quicker.
>>169840
Free drinks aren't that easy, you gotta look cute too! Though I have no idea what you look like so maybe you could.
Chili is nice but yeah I'd definitely use a 1 to 2 day advance on chili so the beans are nice and soft.
>>169841
You could always watch me fuck up in the division dungeons, but thats not really exciting.
>>169844
How spicy do you normally go hun?
No.169852
No.169853
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>>169850
Oh, I suppose I misinterpreted that.
All good, though.
No.169854
>>169851
I don't know official spicy things on a level basis, but I know I could probable handle some high level items on the scoville scale.
No.169855
>>169848
cause im mean
>>169849
casue i love you
>>169851
i hate them i flew to cali before its to long…
No.169856
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No.169857
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No.169858
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>>169853
Even better knowing that you won't get sick.
YOU COULD SAY I'M GOOD FOR WHAT AILS YOU!
No.169859
>>169858
Are you what the doctor prescribed?
No.169860
>>169856
>>169857
Too late im shit….
No.169862
>>169859
That and more so, you could say I'm experimental!
No.169863
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
God damn I love Donald Glover.
>>169859
That and more so, you could say I'm experimental!
No.169864
Lords of the Fallen is a lot more fun if you don't try to play the game as a caster.
and yes, I see the irony in that.
No.169865
>>169859
hey hey!
>>169861
shall we?
No.169866
>>169856
I'll stream for you when I'm max level when we get to interesting and hard content.
Right now I'm just running around doing lots of random shit.
>>169855
HUn you are becoming incoherent with your slurs.
>>169854
So we will have more than one type of thing to experiment on with each other, thats good to know
No.169867
>>169842
I'll try to have just the right amount of fun.
>>169851
Maybe I could, can't really say for myself. Never had anyone give me something based on my looks, but never went to a bar either.
Well I'll be cooking chicken, just not sure whether to grill or smoke, so I can eat that while waiting on the chili some more.
No.169868
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No.169869
>>169866
New York>California
im better then you!
accept it!
im your superior!
No.169870
>>169866
and how long would that take?
No.169871
>>169868
ILL GET A YOU DAMNIT
No.169872
File: 1458255463673.png (Spoiler Image, 237.93 KB, 510x763, 510:763, 1449924102069.png)
>>169868
Wish I had something lewder in my Toko file.
But I got this, if this counts.
Why is it my Toko file?
Quicker to post it at the time.
No.169873
>>169872
Are we stepping it up?
No.169874
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>>169871
You know why I get Cana(You)'s?
Cuz I'm gud.
Git gud, Burt.
>>169873
If we did, I'd have to look into other folders.
No.169875
To this day
nobody appreciates the Tank.
No.169876
>>169873
GONNA GET A (YOU)
No.169877
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>>169867
I'd smoke it but I just really like smoked meat. Grill is just as good though and its a lot faster.
>>169869
You are my superior in what way? In being a bigger cuck?
>>169870
I can/will be there tonight or early tomorrow.
No.169879
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No.169880
>>169877
Im better looking and i got a bigger beard!
No.169881
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>>169874
What, you don't sexualize the Toko?
No.169882
>>169881
Not yet, didn't seem right, I JUST got into playing Disrangaropa; there is like a grace period I get though till I find it's okay to fap to it.
but of all the characters, ain't gonna sexualize the Toko, no idea why, just doesn't seem right.
No.169883
>>169877
Oh thought it would take longer, alright that is fine.
No.169884
>>169879
the one who puts himself in harm's way to protect the weak. Either by being a wall of metal and muscle, or by being fast enough to avoid damage altogether.
Nobody appreciates the tanks.
I still have nightmares about the WoW days.
No.169885
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No.169886
>>169877
I'm feeling kind of lazy, so I'll probably smoke it. Just how the spices turn out right. I can smoke some zucchini and yellow squash while I'm at it. Now I just have to find out how to cook broccoli, carrots, bell peppers, red potatoes, and the rest of the squashes all in one.
No.169888
>>169880
Beard doesn't get you all the cute boys though!
>>169883
Max level is only level 30 and I'm already level 23.
Honestly if I played solo I could have reached it in 2 days, playing with friends slowed me down significantly
>>169886
Oh nice, all those vegetables are top tier so it sounds like a good meal. You cooking that for a group or all for yourself?
>>169887
Night night hun
No.169889
>>169887
You're going pretty early, well goodnight
No.169892
>>169888
>30
That's pretty lame should at least be 50
No.169893
>>169888
Im level 30 106k dps.
No.169894
>>169892
You can get level 50 in the dark zone.
No.169895
>>169887
Night
>>169888
i dont get nothing anyway
No.169896
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>>169892
Guild Wars 1 was only 20. Levels don't really matter since late game is all that matters. I'm also betting they have it at 30 to plan for DLC.
>>169895
See then you aren't cuter!
>>169893
Call me when you are on a relevant platform nerd.
No.169897
>>169896
i siad i looked better not that i was cuter!
im actually ugly as hell a solid 2/100
No.169898
>>169887
Sleep well.
>>169888
I'm pretty picky, but trying to overcome it. These are the vegies I like the most so far.
All by myself. I won't eat it all today. I'll be saving it for later, probably all of next week. Should help me save some money. I'll need to go buy some storage containers for all of this though.
No.169899
>>169894
Guess that is better but I heard the dark zone has some some stupid rules that needs to be fixed
>>169896
Yea that was 10 years ago lol.
No.169901
>>169884
NIGGA, I PLAY TANK ALL DAY ERR DAY.
A TANK'S JOB AIN'T TO GET THE (YOU)'S.
TANK DOESN'T NEED APPRECIATION, TANK IS SWIMMING IN AGGRO!
YOU FLEX AND ALL THOSE BASIC BITCHES GET JEALOUS, THEY TRY AND TAKE ON THE TANK.
THE TANK DOESN'T PICK UP THE LOOT, THE TANK PICKS UP THE TAB.
THE TANK TAKES ON THE BIG BOSS, HIS DAD, HIS MATES AND HIS DAGS.
'oh look at me, hiding away and backstabbing important people'
'I need that dagger so I can stab faster'
OH, SO BABBY AIN'T STABBING FAST ENOUGH TO MAKE RAID BOSS HURT?
WE TANKS KNOW HURT, WE THRIVE ON IT.
THE SUN DOESN'T GO DOWN, WE TANKS JUST PULLED THE AGGRO SO YOU CAN SLEEP SOUNDLY
No.169902
>>169896
Haha oh man. You're funny. That was mean.
No.169904
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>>169885
Sorry bby, had to go into the specifics of #tanklyfe.
Have some lewd.
No.169906
>>169900
>>169903
Sorry I wasn't around when you started drinking. Wanted to join you but I've been out for most the day. I still probably won't start for 2 hours at the least either.
Don't drink too much man.
No.169908
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>>169902
Thanks I'm surprise I don't get paid yet.
>>169899
Your point?
>>169898
Aw thats good, you thinking with your brains now, but yeah food containers are useful I'm surprised you don't have a few though.
No.169909
>>169903
how's your day been, big guy?
No.169910
>>169905
i can always count on you skandi!
I love you so!
>>169906
hey hey
i drank to much already sorry
>>169909
okay, I got some attention biut not all of it
No.169911
>>169903
Not until you post your penis.
No.169912
>>169903
10 shekels worth of attention to you!!!
No.169913
>>169908
Just glad I had enough free time to be able to cook for once. Usually an enjoyable experience for me. My parents have plenty, but I'll need something bigger I'm sure. So I'll just go buy some myself.
>>169910
It's all right, do what you gotta do man. I'm a lonely boy anyways.
No.169914
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>>169911
thats reserved to the very close sorry!
>>169912
hey hey you are nice sometimes
No.169915
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>>169914
of course little burt
pat pat
No.169916
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>>169907
And that's why we love our medics.
And how our medics love us.
We know how it is. Fuck them carries, fuck them filthy dual wielding cunts, fuck them spellcasters, dps and furry beastmasters.
Tanks and medics rock harder then other cunts, for less of the attention.
No.169917
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No.169918
>>169913
hey hey imma cry
>>169915
pat pat
No.169919
>>169914
I like your voice btw.
No.169921
>>169918
im glad you are finally accepting pats!
No.169922
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>>169917
What role do you pick in RPGs?
No.169923
>>169908
Give me a few multiplayer games that came out between 2015 and now that with a level cap of 20. The point is having low level cap for a game like that now is pretty stupid when all you do is shoot, take cover, and do the same thing over and over but eh if you're having fun I guess that is all that matters lol
No.169924
>>169917
>>169919
its a solid 2
>>169921
i need some to feel good…
No.169925
>>169924
awwe poor burt if we had games in common i would play with you, but if you ever need some pats feel free to ask friend!
No.169927
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>>169923
Well I think its more of the point of why have a high level cap?
At that point its just boosting all your numbers, so a level 50 fight is no different from a level 30 fight other than bigger numbers show up on the screen. In a traditional multiplayer/mmo style of game you get new skills and perks when you level up so thats a reason for a larger level cap.
No.169928
>>169920
It's illegal to expand during these hours
No.169929
>>169925
its okay to ignore me
No.169930
>>169918
Crying? But why? There's no reason to cry.
No.169931
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No.169932
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>>169929
ah burt stop with the self loathing you are pretty cool
no need to ignore you!
plus its nice to have someone to talk about rasslin with
No.169937
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No.169938
>>169923
Well the game is in the vein of Destiny. Which had a level cap of 20.
No.169939
>>169922
DPS. Tankier DPS classes if the MMO has them. If I'm playing a real tank I'll use lean towards the tank that does the most DPS out of the tank group.
No.169941
>>169936
Okay then…
*Inserts retractdong.jpg and goes back to lurk*
No.169942
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>>169934
plus you helped me get a m1 garand ping webm i could convert to mp3 for a ringtone i had years wanting it thanks my bearded friend
pat pat
No.169943
>>169939
so like
druid/rogue tanks
No.169945
>>169939
YEah I like DPS in most games. Also love tank and healer. If I had to pick one though it'd be DPS.
No.169946
>>169937
Now I want pizza.
No.169947
>>169944
ahhh the few and rare times i get text messages on my phone its so fulfilling to hear <3
No.169948
>>169938
Sadly both these games were over hyped to death, didn't they increase it with dlc? rip
>>169941
Lol
No.169950
No.169951
>>169947
im glad i can help one person sometimes
No.169952
>>169948
I don't remember honestly if they did. For a the first two DLCs you were level 20 and at level 20 your item level becomes your level. Thus taking the cap to 30 and then 32.
No.169954
>>169949
But already got all this other food. So oh well.
No.169955
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Napoleon Dynamite came to mind, for some reason.
>>169939
I wanna take the slaps, then try to slap as many people as possible; like cleave.
But mostly, I wanna like, heal up whilst the little shit is hitting me; like that cow pokemon in the normal gym.
No.169956
>>169953
You won't allow me to expand the dong!
No.169957
>>169955
I played FFXIV for a bit and WAR was my kind of tank.
No.169960
>>169951
plus every raw you talk to me about wrestling and i have no one but you to talk about it so you help burt, with my autism
No.169961
No.169962
>>169952
Fug em! Just give me ds3 so I can be happy!
>>169956
I apologize, please use your dong how you see fit
No.169963
>>169961
You got two fives.
No.169964
>>169957
hey hey pay attention to me!
>>169960
well im useful for one thing
No.169965
>>169958
>>169958
Come here and get some.
No.169966
>>169962
Thanks. But its too late now. Anyway i'm off for tonight. See ya later.
No.169967
>>169965
i cant drink and drive!
No.169968
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>>169963
Oh yeah, I ain't gonna be happy till I get 4 9s though.
>>169957
>>169957
What's WAR?
And btw, YOU'RE NOT THE CANADANON I THOUGHT YOU WAS!
No.169971
>>169966
kek
Goodnight, cya tomorrow
No.169972
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No.169973
What's happening in here?
No.169974
Is someone trying to get my attention?
No.169976
>>169968
There's only one Canadian who posts Naoto, though.
I'm not sure what you thought.
No.169977
>>169972
Oh yeah, me neither…
No.169978
>>169973
rapid intoxication
No.169981
>>169978
Whatcha drinking?
No.169984
>>169982
Anytime!
What do you need?
>>169983
who
No.169985
>>169976
Oh, I always just go by the name.
Don't worry, I won't lynch you… YET.
But yeah, didn't know there were 2 canadanons.
No.169986
I want canadanon to give me attention…
No.169989
>>169984
Can you go into the future and get me ds3 so I can be happy for a bit?
No.169991
>>169987
Most likely, but I was inquiring about the nature of said things.
>>169988
…Ah.
I forgot. It's not a Dutch thing.
>>169989
>Into the future and get me a ds3
Do you mean the 3ds? I'm buying one tomorrow, coincidence.
>>169990
Of course, of course.
Hey Scan
No.169992
I need liposuction, I ate too much food.
No.169994
No.169995
>>169992
i need some attention
im gonna sleep
i think
No.169997
Bit, what's the problem?
>>169992
Your own fault, good luck with that.
No.170001
>>169993
Well I'm not smart if thats what you mean.
>>169994
Binge what?
>>169995
I'll give you attention, get on skype and talk to me until you fall asleep
>>169997
But I don't eat much and there were so many potatoes
No.170002
goodnight all
>>170001
i can sleep now though
No.170003
>>170002
See I try and give you love and attention and you just turn me away. Never again.
No.170004
>>170003
hey hey i just want harder love to get!
No.170005
>>169999
>Dark Souls 3
I thought you meant a DS. The console.
You even said "a ds3", rather than "a copy of ds3" or just "ds3"
>>170001
…You over-ate potatoes?
>>170002
nini
No.170006
>>170001
If you ate too much, just make yourself vomit.
>>170002
Nini, sleepy/
No.170008
>mouse double clicks
I have the worst luck with mice.
>>169991
Oh, I wouldn't know too much either way.
>>169992
Just don't eat for a day, problem solved.
>>170002
Sleep well man. Sweet dreams.
No.170009
>saint Patrick's day
>watching Funhaus
>drinking cheap-ass absinthe alone
LIVIN' MY LIFE LIKE IT'S GOLDEN
LIVIN' MY LIFE LIKE IT'S GOLDEN
LIVIN' MY LIFE LIKE IT'S GOLDEN
LIVIN' MY LIFE LIKE IT'S GOLDEN
No.170010
Happy st patties day everyone i know its really late :T
No.170012
>>170007
ripip.
was fun
>>170008
very helpful, Anon.
>>170010
Happy holidaything!
No.170014
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>>170009
>>170010
FINALLY, SOMEONE JOINING INTO THE FESTIVITIES!
*cue drunken /lewd/ dance scene*
No.170015
>>170008
I eat about once a day, so I'll be fine
>>170006
No I cut back on that.
>>170005
Potatoes are really good, they were cooked in a crock pot with guinness.
>>170004
Too greedy
No.170016
>>170011
Burt, you don't wanna go, my attention is on you now; lemme show you what you NEED.
No.170017
>>170015
Never had any of that.
Makes me hungry, somehow.
No.170018
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>>170017
I made/ate a proper irish dinner.
It was really good, probably the most tasty food I've had in a long time. Mexican food and asian gets boring after a while.
No.170019
>>170015
>>170016
I wanted candian elizabeths attention okay! thats all…
No.170020
>>170010
>tfw gotta drink all this somehow
>>170011
(´・ω・`)
>>170012
Maybe it's best not to know.
>>170015
I always eat too much throughout the day. I don't know how I'm still at my weight. Maybe I don't eat as much as I'm thinking.
No.170022
>>170018
Any food does.
Speaking of which, I'm gonna throw something in the oven, BRB.
>>170020
Need to talk about something
No.170023
>>170021
>sexy
The face? Yes.
The laugh? Nah.
No.170024
>>170019
B-but I give the best, most fresh, most funky of attention! ;w;
No.170025
>>170020
I just bought a 12 pack of that Draught. It's pretty good. Though I still plan to go buy whiskey later if I'm sober enough.
>>170019
Useless slut.
>>170022
Make sure its something good and relevant to the day.
No.170028
>>170024
Sorry scanner im bad….
>>170025
Sorry…
No.170029
>tfw the biggest bee I've seen is outside and buzzing around the back porch
Can't go back there now. Guess that chicken is just going to have to burn.
>>170022
Me? No not really. I'm pretty good for the most part.
>>170025
Not too big into Guinness but I'll drink it for today. I'll probably start with the Draught. The whiskey will be for later, but will probably only drink a small amount at this point.
No.170030
>>170029
Maybe it's magical
No.170032
>>170025
Spring roll.
It's just a normal day.
>>170029
I do.
It takes a ton to entertain me when I'm alone.
>>170026
Fair.
No.170033
>>170031
Didn't you go bed?
No.170034
>>170029
Well if skandi is drinking you gotta make sure to start. But I know how much of a light weight oyu are so don't push yourself too much.
>>170028
You should be, just go ask canada anon out already.
No.170035
>>170028
Hang on, are you running out of booze? You got an hour till the bad times happen.
Spend that hour wisely, my friend.
No.170036
>>170030
The bee? Nah, fuck that bee.
>>170032
Oh, you need to talk about something? Something on your mind, or what?
>>170034
Well I might be, I can't really tell how "heavy" I am. Still not going to drink yet. I've got to go to a store soon before I can start.
No.170037
>>170033
Shh
>>170034
Nah im not good
>>170035
All out gonna sleep
No.170038
>>170036
No, I just need conversation. Could be anything.
People seem to know you, making you not-a-random-anon.
Got a name?
No.170039
>>170034
Skandi's got a cold, though, third day running, so he won't be staying up too long anyway.
No.170040
>>170036
Give it a chance!
No.170041
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>>170039
I'll take care of miles in your stead then hun, don't you worry!
>>170037
See this is why canada anon doesn't love you as much, you gotta man up and take him for yourself.
>>170036
Aw okay, thats understandable, I go to the store drunk because I don't have to drive to it so I'm lucky.
No.170042
No.170043
>>170037
I need new err… thing for me, I need something to focus on.
No.170045
>>170038
Ooooh. They only know me a little. I guess Motley is fine for a name. I normally just stay at an anonymous name and let people name me what they want.
>>170040
No. It better stay away from that smoker.
>>170041
If only I didn't have to drive to it, but I have to drive to everything here. At least I like driving.
No.170046
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i didnt drink alot but enough to feel ok
No.170047
>>170041
Im shit, i got no confidence
>>170042
>>170043
Hey hey all let me sleep
No.170048
>>170041
Master's the cuck, not me. And don't nobody tell him I even made that claim.
No.170049
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>>170041
I'm not replying to him so he'll accept Bit as his senpai or whatever.
No.170050
>>170047
IF you really wanted to sleep, you wouldn't done so without a word.
If I were you, we need to be attention to Date, he has the right idea.
No.170051
>>170045
I ran out of bee pictures
No.170053
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>>170046
This is what we need.
Thank you Doctor, you just cured me from cancer.
No.170054
>>170045
Driving is fun I like it, never understood roadrage.
>>170046
>dropkick murphys
GO and stay go.
>>170049
Why don't you want to take care of him hun?
He is like a cute little puppy.
Though I've shipped Bit x Burt for a long while so I do understand that.
>>170048
I'm taking care of I'm not cucking anyone! Cucking is shit tier and I could never do it.
No.170055
>>170045
I'm bad at naming, though.
Motley it is.
But I will forget that. I'm also bad at remembering names.
>>170046
>enough to feel ok
That's good, with bad implications.
But we already knew that.
Heya.
>>170047
Then… go bed?
No.170057
>>170054
WHY????
>>170055
yeah im a bit dizzy but shhh dont tell my bf >.>
and hello
No.170058
>>170054
>Shipping me with anyone
No.170059
>>170054
Oh, I assumed you were being all euphemisticabob. Never mind, then!
No.170060
>>170056
>fucking normies
This is not a blog. but have fun with that.
>>170057
Won't tell. I rarely have been, but being having drank while not being drunk is great.
No.170061
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Well fuck you, I'll do some silly Normie Paddy shit, and all the nackers gonna kick me kidneys in.
No.170062
>>170051
That's for the best.
>>170054
It makes me mad when I have to witness idiot/reckless drivers around me, but I can usually keep my calm. Never roadraged before, just cuss at them from inside my car.
>>170055
I'll just have to remind you often then.
No.170063
>>170057
Cause they are shit I hate them a lot.
>>170058
Would you prefer Noun x Bit?
>>170059
What no, that's stupid. I'm just being literal, he is gonna get drunk, I'm gonna get drunk, and I'm gonna make sure he doesn't do anything stupid.
No.170064
>>170062
Yeah, probably.
Please do. I had already forgotten.
No.170065
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Then we appropriate the great Irish past time of throwing rocks into the Chocolate Jelly River.
No.170066
>>170060
oh
no i wasn't blogging, I just wanted to say something but I couldn't think of anything to say
started to feel kinda lonely, y'know?
No.170067
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>>170060
well it was my first time i actually held my self from getting blitzed
ironically enough in the holiday everyone should hehe
>>170063
hmpf!
they are great
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>>170062
I was kinda hoping that would end with beest but I guess you're right lol
>>170063
Funny, but I'm fine on my own
No.170069
>>170066
I know. Was just implying that "fucking normies" was what you were doing.
Wanna be lonely together?
>>170067
Hehe, good on you.
I've gotten drunk once. I decided to never-again. I'd rather just stay in that warm, cozy feeling of having drank.
No.170070
>>170063
Oh! Well, he's not drinking tonight! Tomorrow's the anniversary, and I don't think he'll be drinking then, either! Odds are he'll be smoking, since I think the only reason he stopped was to pass the potential drug test of a new job, and now he's got the job.
No.170071
Time to go to the store.
>>170064
>already
It's Motley. Or just call me anon#555 if you want to.
No.170072
>>170069
i mean its nice but the hangover is killer in a bad way
No.170073
>>170069
>be lonely together
no I want to be friends together!
Lets go see a movie!
No.170074
>>170072
Date, have you ever been to an Irish bar?
No.170076
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>>170068
It's only funny cause its true!
But that's not the case. Bit needs people to take care of him, we both know that.
>>170070
Oh well then you can handle him. You two got this, I'll just keep playing with myself then all alone
No.170077
>>170074
ive been to dive bars to watch bands play too many to count sadly no irish pubs lad
No.170078
>>170071
Yeah, I'm close to just screenshotting the word Motley or something. I'm REALLY bad at this, apparently.
>>170072
Hangovers seem to be something I don't get.
>>170073
That's fine too.
Do I just call you Baka?
>Movie.
I could… it's getting rather late though. 01:48 means that by the time the average movie ends, it's almost 4.
No.170079
>>170077
In Liverpool, which is like, a swim away from Ireland… is fucking scary.
You got teenagers like me speaking gaelic about gangster shit about breaking some cunts legs to 99 yr olds.
No.170080
>>170076
You'll get someone to handle eventually! If I can, anyone can!
No.170081
>>170076
Not true just pretty funny
No.170082
>>170080
Well I have a gf but shes been offline for 3 days.
So I'm flirting with another girl today instead, but not the point!
No.170083
>>170078
You can call me Baka on here, yeah, but I prefer my real name in private~
Yeah, but you can stay up till 4, right?
You're not a sissy or somethin, are you?
No.170084
>>170058
I'm going to ship you to me so I can lewd you.
No.170085
>>170082
>>170083
No. I'm no stranger to staying up that late.
But I have places to be at 9.
No.170086
>>170083
More importantly though, what movie are you in for?
No.170087
>>170082
>I have a gf
>all alone
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>>170085
What?
>>170087
Well she has been offline for 3 days, so I'm basically all alone!
No.170089
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No.170090
>>170088
>I have a gf but shes been offline for 3 days, so I'm flirting with another girl today instead.
No.170091
>>170089
What about a three-way? Burt and I can double-team you.
No.170092
>>170078
ahh well in my younger days like im that old anyways they were a daily occurrence but i toned it down in the past years
>>170079
ah sadly here in san antonio texas
ive only met one irish guy, he was a skinhead pretty cool dude bought me a Guinness once
No.170093
>>170088
Normies will be first against the wall when the revolution comes!
No.170094
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No.170095
>>170085
Oh, yeah…
Course, I get it. Maybe we could go another time then.
>>170086
Idk, a horror movie would be nice, but I don't think there are any out right now at the theater by my house…
No.170096
>>170094
What, you don't like the idea of getting hot thick cock from two masculine men?
Are you straight or something?
No.170097
>>170090
I flirt with about 5 people a day, everyone knows this. It's harmless fun.
>>170093
I'm not a normie though!
No.170099
>>170092
Ooh.
May I ask, how old are you?
>>170095
>Horror.
I was afraid of that. I'm bad with horror.
>>170097
Yeah, probably.
It just stands out to me, you know?
I'm a stranger to flirt.
No.170100
>>170097
That's what they all say, but the Skandi Thought Police is efficient!
No.170102
>>170099
22 going to be 23 in may but started to drink at like 15 ish granted this is usa i live in so it is rather young to do so
i used to be a drunk at the age of 18 ;_;
but now im not
No.170103
>>170102
Heh. I had never drank before last year.
I'm 22.
Bit late to the party, no?
>>170101
Hm?
No.170104
>>170103
tbh thats better
drinking is nice but its a vice
No.170105
>>170100
Nooo that seems like a bias police force.
>>170099
Aw it's just something fun and people like when they feel important.
No.170106
>>170103
Oh it's nothing just having a good ol laugh
No.170107
>>170104
Aye. I don't regret not drinking much.
But there's a ton of things that I feel like I just missed, and thus will never have.
Like a relationship.
>>170105
>when they feel important.
Ahh. Maybe that's why I don't, then.
>>170106
Fair, fair.
No.170108
>>170099
Same!
That's why we'd watch it together, so we don't get scared when we're driving home in the dark!
No.170109
>>170105
They get paid per arrest they make, and the evidence doesn't have to be too good since normies are such a threat, but that doesn't necessarily make the STP corrupt!
No.170110
>>170108
Hehe. Sounds kinda nice.
>driving home in the dark.
I'm pretty sure it'll take me more than one night to get back… Unless I'm staying at your place.
No.170111
>>170107
ah well im celibate and i managed to find someone so i dont doubt you will
No.170113
>>170111
I do. I'm pretty sure I never will. That's fine, no one ever expected me to.
No.170115
Going to bed, and my cold's so bad that I didn't even drink myself into being a complete idiot. G'night, /lewd/.
No.170116
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>>170110
Hm… Yeah… I think you'll have to sleep in your car.
No.170119
>>170115
Nini.
>>170116
>your car.
Oh, right.
There's that problem.
No.170121
Wait it's all good my gf got online just now. Now I'm not alone
No.170122
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>>170121
horsie you were supposed to watch bikes with me fucking fag
No.170123
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No.170124
>>170119
Yup~
Were you expecting to sleep in the same bed as me? Or even the same house?
No.170125
>>170122
Yeah but you ended up being late and people wanted to play games with me instead.
We will watch it in a bit, just don't go to sleep early
No.170126
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