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No.170120
red rover red rover
cum on over
No.170128
No.170130
>>170127
>>170128
hearts are hard to draw
>>170125
when is a bit
No.170131
>>170121 (Tomo)
Good. I was tired of your relentless attempts at flirting.
>>170124 (Baka)
No.
I travel by bike.
No.170132
>>170130
Draw me heart and attach a love letter to it
No.170133
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>>170129
I want to lick rrrgi's 8-pack
>>170132
do people actually write love letters
it just seems like one of those things that nobody sane would ever do
just dick them instead and they'll love you forever probably
No.170134
>>170130
>hearts are hard to draw
Good.
That's not just me.
No.170135
The only heart i can pull out is the ascii version.
I hope you will all appreciate it.
<3
No.170136
>>170131
Sleep on your bike then!
But a fair warning, we've got a lot of turkeys around my house, and sometimes homeless people.
No.170137
>>170133
I agree with you that love letters are probably out of style, but "just dicking them"…
I was gonna say "is not the way people go about it"
But it probably is.
>>170136
…Wild Turkeys?
>>170135
Thanks?
No.170138
No.170139
>>170133
I want Ougi to spook me
No.170140
>>170131
Too bad I'm gonna do it anyways.
Wait have I ever even flirt with you? I don't think I have
>>170130
How long are you going to be up hun?
No.170141
>>170133
I fucking love love letters
No.170142
>>170138
>pull out.
Did you mean "pull off"? Because I just though you meant that you weren't about to rip anyone's heart out.
>>170140
I'm pretty sure you haven't.
No.170143
>>170137
No, not wild. They're fairly tame and run away from people if you get too close.
No.170144
>>170142
Oh yeah. Whoops. I meant pull off!
No.170145
>>170141
How Boo. How are you doing?
No.170146
No.170147
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>>170137
non non
non
it is current year
people don't have the commitment or time to waste with love
if you aren't just fuck and ducking you are a sad little man who gets their heart set on little man fantasies
>>170139
ougi is too spooky
If I saw an ougi I'm not sure what I'd do
>>170140
I was planning on going to bed in like 2 and a half hours but I'd push it up to like 4-5 if I need to but more than that is non non
>>170141
have you ever given or received one?
No.170148
No.170149
>>170144
Hehe, alright then.
I appreciate the heart more now. seeing how it's now not just "not a death-threat"
>>170143
That's kinda fun, no?
Like pigeons with a funnier noise.
>>170147
>people don't have the commitment or time
I have nothing but time.
I care not for sex, really.
No.170150
>>170142
Oh okay, so you were just making a josh at me got it. I was confused for a second.
>>170147
Alright give me an hour or two then we can watch it.
No.170151
>>170147
I would ask Ougi all sorts of questions and hopefully learn a lot
No.170152
>>170151
Please bend me over and fuck my ass proper, Bit.
No.170153
>>170145
How is for horses
>>170147
Uhuh, girls tend to write me them after they find out that i do
ive actually kept all the notes girls have written for me since like 4th grade because they're special to me
No.170154
>>170149
I thought there were something wrong with that sentence too.
>>170153
I misspelled that. I meant "Hey, how are you doing?"
No.170155
>>170150
Hehe, no problem.
I'm almost flattered that you actually weren't sure, for a bit.
No.170156
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>>170150
I'm gonna bet against myself that you'll pass out before then
>>170151
that's actually a good answer
ougi isn't the kind of person you can easily be friends or something with but ougi a knowledgeable
>>170153
that's actually really cute and sweet
I've never gotten one but I think I'd be too embarrassed to keep it and I'd probably unintentionally hurt them by not knowing how to react
No.170157
>>170156
I won't I'm perfectly awake right now babe! We got this
>>170155
Oh why is that, it seems odd, you an odd cookie.
No.170158
>>170154
Heh, it's fine, it's fine.
<3
>>170157
It means that you didn't think it inconcievable to have flirted with me.
A genuine compliment, in my book.
No.170159
If anyone is bored
https://mega.nz/#!pFtCCDwS!x8bciGWgLuIpVlpTeDlSYtQY7D9irkLN8C3aPsgOg54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iNPG8yFJ_0
>>170156
True and she would make me feel even more dumb..now that I think about it I doubt ougi would talk to me at all!
No.170160
>>170158
Alrighty then. And thanks the ascii heart.
No.170161
>>170149
Eh. It's okay.
They're more like… I like to think of them as big rats that my fucking neighbor keeps feeding.
No.170162
discord is like
the greatest right now
how is the lewd?
No.170163
>>170162
lmao ive been forgetting to report in to kyoko
No.170164
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>>170158
Well I have no reason i wouldn't want to, you seem like a perfectly fine and normal person.
No.170165
>>170157
y r u posting aminals
>>170159
I was watching a stream of this about a month ago
it's actually pretty cool
No.170166
>>170159
Looks like fun, saved for later.
>>170160
Yush, anytime.
>>170162
What's happening in there?
>>170161
Sounds less bad than rats.
>>170164
Aw. Now it sounds like you just have low standards.
No.170167
Hello everyone! What exactly goes on here?
No.170168
>>170167
i flirt with you until you feel things for me
No.170169
>bit not abusing and creampieing my ass
Bit please I need this
No.170170
>>170163
do eet?
>>170166
fun???
>>170168
baka's master plan…
No.170171
>>170165
Why not?
>>170166
I like cute people, that's my standard. So I guess?
No.170172
>>170165
Mhm the full release should be even more fun
>>170167
Death
No.170173
>>170168
A person named Desu has tried this for about 6 months now. Hasn't reallly worked
>>170172
I can get behind this!
No.170174
>>170167
Good evening. And various stuff goes on here.
No.170175
>>170156
I think most relationships die because of miscommunication and misread signs
No.170176
>>170170
Yes. And then, once you know how old I am, you have no choice but to feel bad for a moment!
Muahahahaha.
>>170173
Well, my name isn't Desu, now is it?
No.170177
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ok i did drink more than necessary
rip me
No.170178
>>170172
Bit please, I need your hot sticky load inside of me right now.
I need need need it.
I'm begging you, shoot it deep inside of me.
No.170179
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>>170173
hi new person
im date the p.urest and most prim and proper shrine maiden in all of lewd
hello!!
No.170180
>>170177
do i have a chance to get you to cheat on akari while youre drunk?
No.170181
>>170167
Yo Murder, what's up?
>what goes on here
Beats me.
No.170182
>>170176
nooo! what would we do after we felt bad for you, then?
No.170183
>>170180
no im on mic with him and only have lewd thoughts for him
so if i need to be lewd i got him on speeddialsorry frog poster
No.170185
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>>170182
I don't know, usually people just talk to me and flirt with me or whatever.
No.170186
>>170184
>just stop
I'm serious tho
No.170187
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
i don't know who i am!
but i know where i've been!
>>170185
i suppose it was a little dumb to ask a baka that sort of question…
No.170188
>>170179
I might not have seen much.
But aren't you the only Shrine Maiden in all of lewd?
No.170189
>>170188
>.>
idk
but im the p.urest
No.170190
Reporting from my WiiU again…
No.170191
>>170190
That was me. Forgot to put my name. lol
No.170192
>>170189
Yes. You're the p.urest shrine maiden.
But guess who's the sluttiest?
No.170193
>>170186
Yea so no last thread
>>170190
Hello!
No.170194
>>170190
>>170191
Problem with your normal gear?
No.170195
No.170196
>>170193
Hey Bit. How are ya?
>>170194
Just decided to post via the WiiU, that's all.
No.170198
>Post disappeared.
>>170171
>cute
Oooh… that isn't what you said before~
>>170196
Ahh.
You seemed defeated in the first post.
No.170199
>>170198
Well you are cute for being a crispy cookie.
No.170200
>>170198
Huh? I didn't think that I came off that way.
No.170201
If Bit isn't going to do it, SOMEONE needs to fuck my throat.
No.170202
>>170196
Been better, just finished this game so looking for something to do and will probably eat soon. How was your day?
>>170197
I have my reasons
No.170203
>>170202
Eh. The day was pretty bleh. Been better, like you. Not the absolute worst, though.
No.170204
>>170199
<3
>>170200
Might just be me.
For me, it was the "…" at the end.
How ya doing?
No.170205
>>170204
Ah. Anyways, how are ya? Good? Bad?
No.170206
>>170203
When do you usually go to sleep?
No.170207
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No.170208
>>170205
>Asking the question that you're not answering.
I'm fine. Finally getting tired. Should go sleep soon. Just bored now.
>>170207
Well… seeing as how there are no other shrinemaidens than the pu.rest… Guess who~
No.170210
>>170208
hmm idk i mean im super p.ure so not me i guess thats a vacant slot
No.170211
>>170210
There can't be nothing at the bottom of a list that contains at least one item.
>>170209
…Need something?
No.170212
>>170206
It varies greatly, so I barely have a set sleep schedule. If I HAD to have an average, I'd say 10:30 PM or 11:00 AM.
>>170208
………..*facepalm* Been better, tbh. Not the absolue worst either. I am also bored, so I will probably go to bed in a bit. Bleckh.
No.170213
No.170214
>>170213
#touchpadproblems
No.170215
>>170212
What time is it for you again? 11 right?
No.170216
>>170212
Fair enough.
Not into the entire st.Patricks?
No.170217
>>170215
What's with the name?
No.170218
>>170211
Yes, your cock as far down my throat as it'll go.
No.170219
>>170215
9:30 PM.
>>170217
…Not really. I wore green, though. (or the closest one to green that I have. Which is teal.)
No.170220
>>170219
At least you did something.
I don't own anything green, except for one blue-green checkered… not sure what to call it.
>>170218
Ooh, sorry. Can't help with that.
No.170221
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ok guys i overdrank afterall im laying down and akari is taking care of me good night !
No.170222
>>170221
Nini, Date. See ya later.
No.170223
>>170220
>>170220
Hmm! …To be honest, I am part Irish, part German, part Scottish, and part Native American. Random, I know, but I felt like putting that out there.
No.170224
No.170225
>>170217
>>170219
No idea, but now I got food! Oh yea
No.170226
>>170218
oh hey hey hey
I never responded to you cause I want to suck dick, but I had an idea.
What if we suck each others dick, at the same time?
No.170227
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
So what are people listening to?
No.170228
>>170223
I'm 3/4th Dutch, 1/4th German.
Nothing special, really.
That's a rather unique mix you got there.
>>170225
Woo!
No.170229
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>170227
wu tang clan forever
No.170230
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>170227
American Football (American Football)
No.170231
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>170227
>>170228
Woo! It's a one man party over here! You're free to join I got uh lasagna!
No.170232
>>170226
I don't have a dick
No.170233
>>170176
I guess when you are right, you are right
>>170179
Have you met the shrine maiden of /b/?
>>170184
Do you read or watch edgy mangas/animu by any chance?>>170230
No.170234
>>170231
I would, but it's almost 4.
Fort gon turn in for the night.
Nini!
No.170235
No.170236
>>170233
Hmm only manga I'm reading right now is PunPun and anime wise just Erased atm. So nah
>>170234
Noo! Ok goodnight!
No.170237
>>170232
o-oh
uh…
N-no trannies, haha!
No.170238
No.170239
No.170240
>>170230
Hey, I saw them live and will be making my emo pilgrimage to the house this year.
>>170236
Do you want some recs? I have some pretty good edgy manga if you would like
No.170241
>>170239
Hi Drank
How are you doing?
No.170242
>>170240
ooooh
I just now realized you're that person sci said it made him think of when I used to sometimes post Nadeko
oooooh
No.170243
>>170240
Can't say I'm really into stuff like that but sure, if it's good I wont mind checking it out
No.170244
>>170229
I've never really been a fan of that kind of rap though, but it doesn't sound bad.
>>170230
>>170231
Both was pretty good.
No.170245
>>170240
Cool!
I don't actually listen to emo or whatever at all. I've just seen this on /mu/ a lot and figured I would try it out.
I like it!
No.170246
>>170244
I'm a fan of your kind of rap actually
No.170247
>>170246
Have you listened to danish rap?
No.170249
>>170247
I'd rather listen to your voice reading me a bedtime story
No.170250
>>170240
Hello, there, anon with very unfortunate name! How are you?
>>170241
I am doing fine. See you are actually using proper English. Me likey.
No.170252
>>170249
My danish accent is terrible.
No.170253
No.170254
>>170242
I am??!?!?! Sci is nice
>>170243
Ohhh I thought you were similar to me. Check out instant bullet then. Its short and has a shitty plot but its a fun premise
>>170245
If you like the twinkly stuff try out This Town Needs Guns
>>170250
I have had a pretty kick ass week!
No.170256
>>170252
I will be the JUDGE of that~
>>170250
Babe i am like in AP english
my literature game is the equivalent of like 10 inches
No.170257
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>>170254
yeah yeah
I had a tiny nadeko folder and would occasionally post from it here about 2 months ago
I've never met a bad person who likes snake
No.170258
>>170248
>CONFIRMED TRANNY
terrible
>>170256
>thinking what class your in matters
nigga fuck you, bet your bitch ass can't write me a creative story one paragraph long right fuckin now
you got till 10:30 bitch BETTER START RIGHT FUCKIN NOW
No.170259
>>170254
Really? What happened?
On an unrelated note, are ya new to the boards? In case you are, welcome! I have been here since late January.
>>170256
…
>looks at horribly broken english
>says he is an "AP English"
No.170260
>>170254
Ok cool got it in my bookmarks and ready to read when I wake up
No.170261
>>170258
But I'm not?
Girls like cock too, you know.
No.170262
No.170264
>>170261
Hm… that is true, I did put my weiner in a girl one time.
Okay! I'll put my dick down your throat!
No.170265
>>170264
How big is it? I love to really choke on them.
No.170266
>tfw no bf to seduce me, get me drunk and have their way with me
No.170267
>>170266
that sounds like a good deal fam
No.170268
No.170269
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No.170270
>>170266
fuck yes
how did you know my fantasy
>>170265
Not big enough for ROASTIE WHORES, REEEEE
also you're going to jail for flirting with a minor you fucking pedophile
No.170271
>>170269
me and mika had a falling out ;_;
No.170272
>>170270
oh gross I don't do little boys
real men only
No.170273
>>170271
majority of sissy fags are weak
you have to either completely pretend they don't exist or treat them like a special little snowflake butterfly or they'll bite your head off
No.170275
>>170273
look whos talking
No.170276
>>170270
>>170268
>>170267
I dont even know if I what the sex
it would be cool if they just felt me up
No.170278
>>170272
same tbh family
6'2 and 6+ inches only~
>>170276
i just want a senior to take advantage of me really
molest me in a crowded hallway or something, is that too hard to ask
No.170279
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>>170275
I'm a high test male with an 8 pack and muscles and I love fucking women right in the pussy, who do you think you are
No.170280
>>170273
but i usually do the special snowflake butterfly
works like a charm
No.170281
>>170279
the one whos gonna fuck your sissy ass
BITCH!
No.170283
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>>170279
>high test male with an 8 pack and muscles
hi i can be your woman tonight
you can fuck my pussy too
No.170285
>>170278
>not frotting eachother before falling asleep together naked under the covers
No.170287
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>>170280
if I had advice it would be to only flirt with one person on a certain board at a time
when people see you trying to get the succ off of multiple fags they don't feel special
use a bunch of different boards
>>170281
joke's on you, I don't have any sort of significant ass
>>170283
>>170284
absolutely disgusting
I only cream bitches in my social circle so I look like a bad dude lol
>>170284
No.170288
>>170286
How are you this fine night?
No.170289
>>170287
Can I choose you for this board?
No.170290
No.170291
>>170287
Put me in your "social" circle <3
No.170292
>>170288
Meh might jump in bed soon, and how are you?
No.170293
>>170285
wew
>not sleeping face to face hands locked together
>>170286
HEY BIT
WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO FUCK YOU ALL THE SUDDEN
>>170287
>cream bitches
I laughed at this far too hard.
I get a leather jacket vibe from it.
No.170294
>>170293
>not being the little spoon with his arms around you while he nibbles on your ear
No.170295
>>170293
bit has the "he's so slutty, i want to brutally defile him" sort of appeal! i think?
No.170296
>>170292
Same here. And i'm doing okay at the moment.
No.170297
>>170293
Who knows, they might be drunk
No.170298
>>170289
I don't think you're ready
I do a good job of pissing people off when they pretend to have feelings for me
>>170291
I don't actually have any friends and I'm not a high test male and I don't have an 8 pack and I've never done anything sexual but touch a dick
>>170293
yeah bruh
I fuckin love seeing em squirt while I pound em too
even better when they let me choke their stupid whore neck
No.170299
>>170293
>>170295
Bit's a fuckin cutie. Or at least that's how I remember him.
>>170297
I'm sober.
No.170300
>>170296
Are you going to meet Jon one day?
No.170301
>>170298
im too high to reply to this properly but let's date yeah? my feelings are true
No.170302
>>170300
I don't really plan it actually.
No.170303
>>170299
Oh hey, Anon. 'Been a while since you posted.
No.170304
>>170259
I got masters in starcraft and got a nice big raise
>>170260
Wake up?!? Why are you goign to sleeps?
>>170257
I am a bad person though…
No.170305
I want to give brat a rimjob >w<
No.170306
>>170294
fuck all of these sound good
i think I'm just lonely ;-;
A-at least my pillow can never leave me…
>>170295
oh my
I hope one day I can be that slutty
>tfw not being brutally defiled
>>170297
Are you sure?
Have you posted a picture of yourself or something?
>>170298
yeah dude
*fucks old tan wife so hard she gets a concussion from hitting the FUCKING HEADBOARD*
>>170299
Why though?
No.170307
>doing the math on this auto loan offer
>it's shit, it's fucking shit
I'm dying looking at the numbers.
So how's everyone else tonight so far?
No.170308
>>170305
You just want to eat ass, Moecrab.
No.170309
>>170299
told you!
>>170306
woah bro
woah
No.170310
>>170304
Nice. Today's been so-so.
No.170312
>>170301
non non froggy boy non non
I got too many bitches on my dick
>>170304
nah I doubt it
worst case you're fucked in the head but you probably mean well even if that was true
>>170305
I've never understood this one, is it a dominant thing or a submissive thing
I see the little boys in my flipbooks enjoy it but it seems pretty gay
>>170307
fuck numbers
numbers and math shit are stupid and dumb
my horsie is taking too long to stream anime and it's pissing me off
No.170313
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>>170299
…
>>170302
I'm so close but so far away
>>170304
I think now! I got something I have to do in the morning and I will be sure to tell you what I think about that manga if you want. Night night
>>170306
Nuh uh
No.170315
>>170312
your concept of what is domb/sub is already strange
its the same as blowjobs, it can be either
No.170316
>>170314
It's okay, you can have my butt.
>>170313
I swear I'll get you to warm up to me one day.
No.170317
No.170319
>>170309
what?
Are you telling me you don't want a guy to tell you to stop being such a "fucking whore" and slap you, then put you in your place by fucking you till your cock hurts from slapping your stomach so much?
you fuckin straight or somethin dude?
>>170313
hm… strange
No.170320
>>170312
That's all I do these days. Looking at numbers. It's the life of pursuing a Comp. Sci. degree.
Your horsie?
No.170321
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>>170315
there's just certain things that lean to one side more than the other
buttlickers I can see more being either than blowjobs
No.170322
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No.170326
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>>170320
it should probably pay well if you can land a job at least. Numbers mess with my head so much though, I have a lot of respect for anyone even slightly competent with them
yeah I have a horsie who streams anime for me
No.170327
No.170329
>>170327
You're mine now ♥
No.170331
>>170326
Maybe, I only hear how often they are being outsourced these days. Aw, math isn't all that hard. Just a little bit of thinking and practice is all. Not like I'm the best at it either, I just have to learn.
How do I get one of these magical horsies?
No.170332
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>>170330
niceu niceu
>>170331
I'm not really sure
you find a stupid neet horsie who has nothing better to do and then they do what you want
No.170333
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Okay, im going to sleep everyone
goodnight~
No.170334
>>170321
pretty much anything goes either way
you can still be dominant while taking it in the butt depending on the situation
No.170337
>>170310
Did you go on any adventures?
>>170312
I am, in fact, fucked in the head
No.170340
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>>170336
I'm claiming you as my personal little cuteboy.
No.170341
>>170332
Oh…nah I couldn't do that to someone.
No.170343
>>170338
YOU GO SIT BACK IN YOUR CORNER YOU FUCKING WHORE. DON'T COME OUT UNTIL I TELL YOU TO COME OUT
No.170344
>>170312
Oh right I forgot to reply, I like it and idk why it's a massive turn on to me
No.170345
>>170343
y-yes master I'm sorry
No.170346
>>170342
I'm going to bed. Behave yourself, Moecrab!
No.170347
>>170346
I should get to sleep soon too, it's way past my bed time
No.170348
>>170346
Why is there a corgi?
No.170349
>>170348
Because I want a dog to fuck me
No.170350
>>170348
Why isn't there?
http://corgiorgy.com/
>>170349
Kinky. Now go to bed like a good boy.
No.170351
>>170349
That doesn't make any sense.
>>170350
Just don't remember any corgis in Purse Owner Foe.
No.170352
>>170351
Why it means there's a dog or why I want a knot inside me
>>170350
i-it is not
No.170353
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>>170352
Wanting a thick, bestial knot to fill your ass and keep that red rocket inside of you is indeed kinky. Now go to sleep, my megaslut.
No.170356
>>170355
Another slut into bestiality crawls out of the woodworks. Gotta say, I never expected that from you Brat.
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>>170356
you're only hearing what you want to hear
I just said doggies are nice
>>170357
really?
what about kitties or capybaras then
No.170360
>>170353
s-shut upppppp
>>170354
Doggies are cute..
No.170361
And I found out the hard way!
>>170359
Cats, yes unfortunately. Not as severe though. Capybaras? Uh…probably not?
>>170360
Cute enough to fuck though?
No.170363
>>170360
>>170362
Go to bed already you doggie-dick loving fucktoy.
No.170364
>>170361
I wasn't aware it was possible to be allergic to both
>>170363
why don't you give me replies
there's nobody even here and you clearly saw it
No.170365
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>>170364
I'll bully you later, kay?
Don't think I don't care about you too, but I do need to get some sleep.
No.170366
>>170362
How terrible of you. Taking advantage of cute things.
Wait…no wonder people try to take advantage of me all the time.
>>170364
I doubt there an "allergy" limit to the body, but I'm sure someone would be dead if they were allergic to everything. But yeah, shit sucks. Doesn't go great with asthma.
No.170367
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Love both of you idiots btw
No.170368
>>170363
i-i'm sorry
>>170366
take advantage of me
No.170370
>>170368
I'm not that type of guy.
No.170371
No.170372
>>170370
what kind of guy are you then?
No.170374
>>170371
Sorry.
>>170372
Sometimes I don't even know.
>>170373
Evenin'
No.170376
>>170374
*trips and gropes your butt*
>>170375
Get in discord and mew for me!
No.170377
>>170376
Oops, watch your step.
No.170379
>>170377
I really need to control myself, but it gets hard sometimes…
>>170378
Ka-wa-ii!
No.170380
>tfw no one to make dragon noises for me
Why even bother?
>>170379
It gets hard? Better take care of that then. ;^)
No.170381
>>170380
Have we talked before? It would make sense if we had but but I don't remember.
No.170382
No.170383
>>170381
Well I can't really remember myself, so I don't think so sadly.
No.170384
>>170380
here you go
*dragon noises*
No.170385
>>170383
Well, let me properly introduce myself.
I am Kyoko, resident tomato, adored by most, sought by all, and your future husband! Welcome to the starting point of all the fun we are going to have together!
No.170386
>>170384
Don't bullshit me.
>>170385
But I don't want a husband.
One day I'll watch Yuru Yuri.
No.170387
>>170386
what noise does a dragon make anyways
No.170388
>>170386
Oh did I say husband? I just woke up you have to excuse me, you just looked so tempting.
No.170389
>>170387
Honestly I doubt know, but some cute baby dragon noises might be fun to here. I'm sure it's some kind of cooing noises or some shit.
No.170390
>>170388
What else are you implying? You don't even know me!
>refresh page
>still see no replies
>reply
>see yours
>fuk u
No.170392
>>170391
Honestly I wasn't expecting anything but yeah that's pretty cute. I can see a baby dragon making noises like those. Good job.
No.170393
No.170394
>>170390
That's because you didn't introduce yourself, silly.
>>170391
*melts away from cuteness*
No.170395
>>170392
t-thanks…
>>170394
im gonna lick up your puddle
No.170396
No.170397
>>170394
I'm the guy who hates to be known and just wants to seem like a nice helpful guy because it's the right thing to do. But I get very passionate sometimes and seem angry. There you go.
>>170395
No problem.
No.170398
>tfw wake up shirtless with beer cans surrounding me
fun times
No.170400
>>170397
>I'm the guy who hates to be known and just wants to seem like a nice helpful guy because it's the right thing to do.
i can relate! hi-five!
No.170401
No.170402
>>170398
At least put a shirt on…
>>170399
Hi Snug Smug.
>>170400
Sorry, I can only do low-fives…
I can also be kind of an asshole sometimes when I find it funny…or annoyed. But I guess that's everyone.
No.170403
>>170402
whats good my dude
No.170404
>>170397
That sounds like a handful. I'll be sure to focus that passion into something besides anger.
>>170398
I got vodka, and just woke up, so, again?
>>170399
Morning.
No.170406
>>170403
Not much, just hanging around I suppose.
>>170404
Just remember, when you dislike what I like I'll defend my likes with all offenses. Fair warning. Also are you trying to be lewd?
>>170405
Good. I didn't want you to get cold or anything.
No.170407
>>170404
Eh im good ive drank enough this week. Embarrassed myself enough
>>170406
Its not cold in here
No.170408
>>170404
shit yo is it 2am for you too?
>>170406
okay good
well enough of that horse shit then
why didn't anyone tell me the wire or brainwashed exist?
do you like experimental/avant-garde/underground music motley?
No.170410
>>170407
Oh, it's a bit cold here still when it's night. Kind of sucks really.
>>170408
Oh wait I think I know who you are. Stop changing your name!
>the wire or brainwashed
Who?
I can try it. Really depends. I'll give a listen to anyone, but can't say I'll like it right off the bat.
No.170411
>>170410
nah u dont know me ._.
those are music publications
(i only really knew of rolling stone and pitchfork before…)
okay well do you like jazz?
No.170412
>>170410
My room is just hot cause im in it
No.170413
>>170411
Are you sure? Well whatever.
Ah, do they publish a lot of good bands/artists then? Or at least ones you like? I guess it would make sense to look for bands/artists based on publishers. People do it with other medias.
I do. Still depends on who it is though.
>>170412
We can make it hotter~
No.170414
>>170413
By turning on my computer?
No.170415
>>170414
Does it produce that much heat?
No.170416
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>>170413
nah im being facetious u really do know me
yeah it's really great going through stuff
best way to listen to music
i'm talkin' online lists
publications
discographies
record labels
you find some real gems that way
okay good so you can bear listening to jazz
listen to charles mingus - the black saint and the sinner lady to start
you'll get there, kid!
No.170418
>>170416
fuk u, stop screwing with me!
I was thinking of finding new music lately, but I never really know how is the problem. Maybe this is an idea.
I'll have to look him up. Not sure if I have ever heard of him before or not so far. Don't disappoint me now.
>>170417
Get a new cooler.
No.170420
>>170406
I'm sure your likes can't be that bad, you're not opposed to lewd after all judging by how you reacted when I groped you earlier.
>>170407
But Burt, there's no such thing as enough.
>>170408
Yes, I've been very nocturnal recently. That's all going to change once spring comes around though.
No.170421
>>170419
Buy a $10 fan and just set it next to the PC.
>>170420
What am I? A woman? Accidents happen. I'm not going to yell and call you a pervert after a small accident.
No.170422
>>170420
its spring in 2 days though
No.170423
>>170418
-rateyourmusic dot com, bruh
check dat shit out
-it won't disappoint don't worry
>>170420
why waiting for spring?
>>170422
damn…
No.170424
>>170420
Is too! At least for me im a bad drunk
>>170421
I tend to keep a fan on anyway i need to be cold
No.170425
noun thinks he has good taste while listening to nothing but buttrock lol
No.170426
>>170423
Sounds like a place where everyone can judge me based on what I like.
I'm in.
>>170424
I like being warm and fuzzy.
No.170427
>>170426
that's what it's all about. u should make an account so i can judge and laugh at you.
No.170428
>>170426
I must be cold like my heart
No.170430
>>170427
>all the bands I like range from somewhat unknown to very popular bands
>don't know how to feel
>>170428
I'll warm it up bae~
No.170431
>>170430
Aren't you the best
No.170432
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>>170430
rym doesn't reflect very well what is popular and what isn't
No.170433
>>170432
yeah everything is just rated by /mu/ tier autists
No.170434
>>170431
Am I?
>>170432
I'm not so sure how to feel now.
>>170433
Heh.
No.170435
>>170433
yes
now show me some music i like
>>170434
youll be fine
No.170437
>>170435
I don't even know where I stand on my own musical tastes.
>>170436
I hope so. That sounded kind of rude but I'm a bit out of it. Sorry.
No.170438
>>170437
You saying im rude? ;_;
No.170439
>>170437
i said youll be fine!
dont worry brother
No.170440
>>170438
Well you never said anything rude to me before, so I no. But "Aren't you the best" usually sounds really rude and sarcastic.
Sorry, I don't mean to be rude. Just dealt with enough of this shit from earlier. Dealerships and all. You know the whole story already.
>>170439
Will I? I'll try to make one tomorrow.
No.170442
>>170440
I only compliment you know this
No.170443
>>170442
I'm not perfect, I know this too.
No.170445
>>170421
Well you did blush like a girl, didn't you?
>>170422
Spring starts when it stops being cold, so I'd say mid-late april.
>>170423
So I can go outside an enjoy things that aren't my computer.
>>170424
The only bad drunk is someone who can't say they enjoyed being drunk.
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No.170447
>>170445
I like being drunk im just embarrassed by how I act
No.170448
>>170445
what can you possibly enjoy outside??
No.170449
>>170444
I am not!
>>170445
Those accidents are still embarrassing! Blushing is normal!
>>170446
Evening.
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Is the thread always so dead at this time of the day?
No.170453
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No.170457
No.170458
>>170455
yeah sorry i scared em all off