No.170787
If young metro dont trust ya im gon shoot ya.
No.170794
>>170791
What kinds of food?
No.170795
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>>170790
Oh, I'll stay close alright.
>>170792
That bad, huh?
No.170796
>>170774
You just stay close and we'll figure it out together.
>>170783
>>170786
OTP
tomato
No.170797
>>170792
>I almost never think about sex.
Are you sure you read it right?
No.170799
>>170794
All the food in that picture, well besides the crab
>>170796
u u u u
No.170800
>>170781
ooh!!
k-kawaii puppy >///<
*licks on nose*
>>170782
squishy
like your cummies
No.170801
>>170799
Good, because I'm not good at cooking seafood.
No.170802
No.170803
>>170799
>not wanting to eat Moecrab
No.170804
>>170798
>>170799
I should understand slutspeak by now but this is indecipherable.
No.170805
>>170787
big feet are gross
No.170806
>>170795
I'm not really that close on the subject, I'm just saying if anything then that is where you would be.
I joke about suicide a lot, it worries my friends. I guess it goes with my paranoia.
>>170797
That's just abnormal. You might be a truly asexual human being! Or just…something else I guess?
>>170798
I like raspberries myself.
No.170807
>>170802
Mango.
>>170804
If you got something to say, spill the beans. If not, take a hike.
No.170808
>>170800
Now we're talking.
No.170809
>>170805
>>170805
>>170805
>>170806
I used to think I was, but I'm not.
I just have a rather low libido.
>>170807
I like mango. Tastes good.
No.170811
I only drink Italian red wine, other wine countries are probably infected.
No.170812
>>170806
I want to nibble your toes
No.170813
>>170801
I can't have seafood stinking up my room! What is the best thing you can cook?
>>170803
No thanks, you can have it tho
>>170804
I heard you were the master of sluts, are you giving out lessons?
No.170814
>>170807
Feisty.
Stay that way for when I require you.
>>170810
Akariin!
>>170811
So you're shitfaced already?
No.170816
>>170810
Heya, Akari.
>>170811
How long does one bottle last you?
No.170817
>>170813
It depends, I'm actually a really good cook in general. Maybe a lasanga?
No.170819
>>170814
I haven't even started
>>170816
normally a weekend
No.170820
File: 1458311288708.jpg (627.79 KB, 1294x972, 647:486, aa87ef3905a4bfe7302cc0f564….jpg)
>>170809
I like Pomelo.
Why do you dutchmen have everything with Pomelo taste?
>>170814
Honestly, I'm still waiting for you to "require" me.
No.170821
>>170779
I did it once, after my mother got into hospital because of her heart condition and I was worried to death about her.
You did 4 times now because whatever reasons you have.
No.170823
File: 1458311345725.png (222.21 KB, 854x800, 427:400, 437ccc1b359f15d21ea82a196b….png)
>>170817
I will take it! So come take out this fire and then we can have lasagna.
No.170824
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No.170825
>>170819
Yeah, I figured.
You get drunk about 3 times at week, but it takes nothing to get you drunk.
>>170818
How ya doing?
>>170820
I haven't seen any pomelo-things in at least 5 years.
But I'm never looking for it.
My dad used to only drink Pomelo soda, but that's about it.
No.170826
>>170809
That's pretty helpful then. The thought of sex can be pretty intruding.
>>170812
But why?
Nia is so cute.
No.170827
>>170825
thats not true, last sunday I was drunk cause of like 10 rum shots and wine and beer all day.
other days just woozy
No.170828
>>170823
Hold on now, this is sounding like a proper date with this kind of food and planning!
No.170829
>>170813
First one's free, but all following private lessons have a price.
You should know that by now, Bitty~
>>170815
Get in our channel!
>>170819
Sometimes I can't tell the memes from reality.
>>170820
No.170830
File: 1458311559884.png (277.28 KB, 358x518, 179:259, adsadsadfasfdsfasdfasdfsdf….png)
No.170831
>>170826
Yeah.
To be fair, when it comes to mind, it takes me a while to stop thinking about it. But not too long.
>>170827
Really? Dayum.
More than I thought. But I guess that's over a full day.
No.170832
>>170831
As long as it's not too long. For a male, assuming you are a male, it can be pretty bad sometimes. I'm sure it's just as bad for females however. Just don't know the same experience.
No.170833
File: 1458311741090.jpg (198.86 KB, 600x583, 600:583, 8298980f28157d0340d7649f30….jpg)
>>170828
I wasn't thinking that!!
>>170829
Sounds like a pain, I shall pass!
No.170834
>>170829
memes are magic
>>170830
ur sillier
>>170831
nah I started shots in the evening
No.170835
>>170832
Yeah, I am.
I'm really not gonna make guesses on how the female libido works.
No.170836
>>170833
I call you out on that!
No.170837
>>170825
Everytime I was in the netherlands everything was either Pomelo or Cassis.
Why Cassis though? It tastes like shit and nobody outside of the Netherlands seems to like it.
>>170829
You're doing it again.
No.170838
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No.170839
>>170824
meanie
>>170825
okay, how about you?
>>170829
no bully okay?
No.170840
>>170837
Dunno. I never get it, but I quite like it.
I don't know the tastes of non-Dutch people.
No.170841
>>170835
Me neither really, but I assume it's the same as the average male only because they are also human.
No.170842
File: 1458312069927.png (409.94 KB, 516x728, 129:182, 12dd65a8672dffb728a547729d….png)
>>170836
You call nothing!
No.170843
>>170841
Yeah, fair.
I'mma be back in a bit. Shower.
No.170844
>>170842
Haha, Bitty likes me.
No.170845
No.170846
>>170844
I dont like anyone!
No.170847
>>170846
Good thing I'm nobody!
No.170848
>>170847
…You can't do that! Last time I checked your name said Rain!
No.170850
>>170833
I don't think there is anything I could teach you, Bit.
>>170834
Get on steam.
>>170837
You need to be a good boy and wait patiently.
>>170839
Never! (maybe)
No.170851
>>170848
Yeah, but I'm irrelevant. So when are we getting married?
No.170852
File: 1458312568432.jpg (645.84 KB, 829x1000, 829:1000, 8560f9e4d1f488a2fdcbc1f480….jpg)
>>170839
>meanie
I didn't even say anything.
>>170840
You still got that spongebob strawberry ice tea?
>>170850
Nah.
No.170854
>>170850
nuhuh I'm watching a movie
No.170855
>>170849
>>170850
True, slut lessons will never stick with me anyway
>>170851
Why do you think that? You're going to fast!
No.170857
File: 1458312937658.jpg (1.92 MB, 1600x1353, 1600:1353, d8f1f45c754e52bdc398ec5696….jpg)
>>170849
Give yourself a name already.
No.170858
>>170855
Too fast? So, how about that date then?
No.170859
>>170854
>>170855
That's because they are inefficient compared to your super slut ways.
No.170861
>>170858
What date?! Just give me your lasagna!
>>170859
Says the one who lewds people on a daily basics, no slut here!
No.170863
>>170861
Nuh uh, it has strings attached.
No.170864
>>170859
that's a really weird penis
No.170866
>>170860
You stay here.
>>170859
And I'm done with waiting.
No.170868
>>170867
Then let me eat all your food first
No.170869
>>170868
Are you really that hungry? You can eat all you like, Bitty. I'll be sleeping on my couch so feel free to join.
No.170870
>>170869
I didn't eat this morning, oh you leaving?
No.170871
>>170868
Give me your food.
No.170872
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No.170873
>>170870
Nope, but you're free to eat.
No.170875
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>>170874
Jealousy about food?
Isn't that something only animals do?
No.170876
>>170860
Saved.
>>170861
No one's talking about basics, you're on expert level sluttery here.
Wanna share notes?
>>170864
I never paid attention to it, now I can't unsee those veins.
>>170866
You're really horny aren't you?
No.170877
File: 1458315089957.png (389.48 KB, 663x904, 663:904, c2844decaa8e2ae081d80446ce….png)
kelogg's NUTRI GRAIN© soft baked BREAKFAST bars blueberry flavored are pretty good, you should all buy a box today! Not for individual resale
No.170878
>>170876
A bit, yes.
>>170877
What's wrong with you?
No.170879
>>170873
I had to make my nephew eggs not enough time to make something for myself atm. Send me your bacon please
>>170874
You can eat after me!
>>170876
>Me
>Expert
kek
No.170880
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>>170878
hey friend, let's not be hostile here! I have good intentions, I was merely trying to show you how wonderful kelogg's NUTRI GRAIN© soft baked BREAKFAST bars blueberry flavored are! In fact, I just had one right now!
No.170881
>>170879
Sure, I've got plenty. Extra meat for Bitty, after all.
No.170882
File: 1458315766104.png (319.24 KB, 1250x1425, 50:57, d8b84fae23bd9ba8073cb9f651….png)
No.170883
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>>170882
aw friend don't be like that! Still, even if we can't be buds I hope I can enlighten you on the taste of kelogg's NUTRI GRAIN© soft baked BREAKFAST bars blueberry flavored. I hear they're quite good!
No.170884
>>170877
>>170880
Let me feed you my breakfast bar.
No.170885
File: 1458316044354.jpg (274.66 KB, 600x847, 600:847, 622f35c5095ef75cffcd444a6c….jpg)
>>170884
Naoto is best girl.
No.170886
>>170881
…You didn't have to word it that way nerd!
No.170887
File: 1458316111250.jpg (427.13 KB, 730x1014, 365:507, 11c2e5edd2cd594619a853e002….jpg)
>>170884
ah! could you be a competing brand? I'll have you know that no breakfast bar is quite like that ofkelogg's NUTRI GRAIN© soft baked BREAKFAST bars!
No.170888
>>170878
Hmm, I'll have to check my schedule. I think I can make room for you tomorrow.
No.170889
>>170877
Can I have one of yours?
No.170890
>>170886
Yeah, but this way is fun.
No.170891
>>170888
>tommorow
Nah, thanks. Now or never.
>>170883
You're a real fucking weirdo.
You're changing your attitude faster than a college girl changes her boyfriends.
No.170892
>>170889
why, most certainly sir! I'll just need your shipping address and I'll send you a free sample of a kelogg's NUTRI GRAIN© soft baked BREAKFAST bars blueberry flavored!
>>170891
I'm bored
No.170893
>>170890
When was the last time you went to sleep?
No.170895
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>>170892
You wouldn't be bored if you wouldn't remove people all the time.
No.170896
>>170893
Last night, people thought I died or something.
No.170898
IM NOT MENTALLY ILL NOR AUTISTIC!!
No.170899
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>>170897
Never then.
Too bad, you're really missing out.
No.170901
>>170896
Oh thought you were staying up a lot
No.170902
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No.170903
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>>170898
Of course not, you're a p.ure and i.nnocent shrine maiden!
No.170904
>>170901
I was, still do at times. I manage to pass out at times, however. Being a lonely insomniac has no benefits.
No.170905
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No.170906
>make server
>beer is for gays
>drinking beer
light hints everyone, light hints
No.170907
>>170900
You've got no one to blame but yourself.
No.170908
>>170905
what will happen in two more hours?
No.170909
>>170902
in what sense???
>>170903
ahh dot im serious D;
No.170910
>>170906
I'd totally drink with you if I felt enough to do that.
Hopefully tomorrow.
No.170911
>>170905
Two more "elven" hours.
>>170909
You are mentally ill AND autistic.
Congratulations! I'm proud of you!
No.170912
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>>170908
>>170908
Daredevil season 2
No.170913
>>170899
I'm half asleep and drunk you slut.
No.170914
>>170911
but i need a reason as to why i am D:
No.170915
>>170913
You need a blood alcohol of 0,0% if you want to do lewd things with me.
No.170916
>>170912
ah.. I was expecting something different..
but i'm glad it'll be here soon ^^
No.170917
>>170914
Lack of discipline and healthy social awareness.
I would blame your parents but that would be too easy.
No.170918
>>170916
hey who are you???
and i type it with a happy way of typing it not hostile ^~^
No.170920
>>170904
Oh I see, I could slap you till you do or give you my horrible cooking should make you sleep in no time!
No.170921
Fort's back with a family-sized bag of fried fish!
AMA
No.170923
>>170921
How do you feel about niggers ruining wild in the streets of Amsterdam?
No.170925
>>170916
>tripless Indoposter with weird name.
Heya!
No.170926
>>170918
one of the Alice's spell cards, here to settle business with parsee!
>>170922
i dont know, your date?
:3
>>170925
It's not who you think!
No.170927
>>170923
That's fine. Other side of the country does nothing to me.
>>170924
FRIED FISH.
Came across a vendor while walking through the city with my councellor.
>>170926
How ya doing, not-who-I-think?
No.170928
>>170920
I think those just make you more awake, Bitty…
>>170921
When's Mahvel?
No.170929
>>170926
I don't have a lover that I can actually go visit.
No.170930
>>170917
hmmm well i do have some discipline!!
and my social awareness is enough to have a healthy internet social life
>>170919
you dont have an argument towards it so sshushh
>>170926
ah well sorry!!
carry on!!
No.170931
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>ParuParu completly ignores my bullying
Lame.
>>170927
Where do you live in the Netherlands?
No.170932
>>170915
Tomorrow it is then.
No.170933
>>170928
Yes.
>>170931
Quite far to the east. Zwolle.
No.170934
>>170927
stalling my sleep, fixing my mood before closing my eyes. Tell me Dutch poster, do you fear death?
-a la Davy Jones
>>170929
that's not what i heard
>>170930
it's fine, i dont think anything can be done right now
No.170935
>>170934
You know that ended a while back.
No.170936
>>170927
But why?! It's time to burn the ocean!
>>170928
Oh well I thought it would make you tired or want to lay down. What else should I do?
No.170937
>>170935
i dont, why and how?
No.170938
>>170934
I have no reason to. Either it is empty, or I've got someone special waiting for me there.
>>170936
Yeah, but I saved these fish so you can't overcook 'em!
No.170939
>>170938
*stabs your heart*
No.170940
>>170937
I screwed up. Good times and bad times.
No.170941
>>170940
tell me exactly how did that happen?
No.170942
No.170943
>>170938
>>170938
Let me see your fish for 5 seconds..
No.170944
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>>170933
You're living roughly an hour away from me.
We should meet up and fuck. And then buy some Croky Chips. Goddamn I love Croky.
>>170932
I'm sure you're drunk tommorow either.
Please send a blood sample to the nearest doctor who will send me an email with your blood alcohol
.>>170940
Pls respond, I want to bully you.
No.170945
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>>170941
That's not something I want to talk about. I simply screwed up and moved on.
No.170946
>>170943
?
>>170944
Croky is great.
>We should meet up and fuck.
Damn, you move fast.
No.170947
>>170930
I do, I just don't care to discuss it right now.
>>170931
You get ignored in general, fuccboi.
>>170933
Yes when?
>>170936
Come lay with me, that always helps.
No.170948
>>170946
*Burns em* Now toss them back in the sea!
No.170949
>>170945
fair enough
at least tell me who was it
No.170950
>>170948
Damnit. Now I have to eat burned fish.
I hope you're unhappy!
>>170947
Yeah!
No.170951
>>170949
>fixing my mood
You ok?
No.170952
I'm free from my fucking essay
No.170954
>>170947
> I just don't care to discuss it right now
that basically says, i have no reason and to sound smart ill say i dont feel like discussing it for x reason
No.170956
>>170946
Of course, gotta move quick.
No, I don't actually want that, I'm just teasing. I would like me some Croky though.
>>170947
What's your problem with me anyway?
No.170957
>>170947
That would help? I can't sit still so we shall play vidya till you sleep and dont fall for that bait!
>>170950
Haha! Beat you to it!
No.170958
>>170951
mhm, pretty fine. just tired and that brings back the bad feels
OR maybe because i cant play any games now
>>170955
what's her name?
No.170960
>>170956
>I don't actually want that.
This hurts the Fort.
>>170957
To what?
Did you eat burned fish?
>>170958
Why not?
No.170961
>>170959
Kellie is dumb for parting ways with you
>>170960
i didnt bring my laptop
No.170962
File: 1458318607796.png (1.22 MB, 863x1200, 863:1200, 6268ffd90b071d19107823f19c….png)
>>170960
I'm not interested in 3D guys, sorry.
I like typefucking though.
No.170963
>>170960
Oh I meant the second part
No.170964
>>170950
What if yes!
>>170952
About damn time.
>>170954
I know you have no social awareness and I get it, but go project elsewhere.
>>170956
You have no standards.
>>170957
Yeah it would definitely help, won't fall for the bait either.
No.170966
No.170967
>>170961
Ah.
>>170962
That… can be nice, I guess.
I've seen more than of your "I'm horny, who else" posts.
>>170963
?
>>170964
>What if yes!
Then Mahvel.
No.170968
>>170966
Trust me, she did the right thing.
No.170969
>>170964
I think Witcher would be a good game to play together
>>170967
Baka!
No.170970
what's the coolest animal noise
No.170972
No.170973
>>170967
Dat ain't Falco.
>>170969
You can play; I'll lay behind, watch and then zzZ.
No.170974
No.170975
No.170976
>>170973
What does he have to do with Mahvel?
No.170977
>>170964
>you have no standards
Oh this fucking guy.
>>170967
Sorry, most people I dated IRL turned out to be really awfull people, so I limit myself now to internet friendcircles now.
No.170978
>>170970
Penguin
>>170971
>>170973
Hmm maybe it's better to wait when you're awake. Lets make it Dark souls 3!
No.170979
>>170977
I'd say I'm good people, but never date material.
Never dated.
>>170978
Please no mad.
No.170981
>>170980
Oh no, nononono. No Sad. Never sad.
What can I do?
No.170982
>>170976
The memes.
>>170977
Prove my assumption wrong instead of being passive aggressive about it. I'm just going off what I've seen + heard.
>>170978
I can't afford it right now, though!
No.170984
>>170982
I am not a meme knower.
No.170985
>>170981
Send me 2 penguins
>>170982
I can stream it when it's out if you really want to see! Well you might have the money then
No.170987
>>170984
https://youtu.be/pD_imYhNoQ4
>>170985
I just might, but I know for certain I'll still have you around!
No.170988
File: 1458319888756.jpg (767.39 KB, 1358x1629, 1358:1629, e23d5efbeb7df3c143a638dc15….jpg)
>>170979
You never dated someone?
Like really never?
>>170982
How?
You're just gonna keep your opinion of me anyway no matter what I say.
No.170990
>>170987
I love that video lol and if it comes to it I will make sure not to die from gravity
>>170989
Afternoon
No.170991
>parsee left
good night, everybody
No.170992
>>170988
I'm willing to change it, just be a good guy.
>>170990
Gravity is the real killer, after all.
No.170993
>>170985
I gave my Penguins to my sister when I moved out, sorry.
>>170988
Really never…
>>170987
Ah fuck, I should have known this one.
>>170991
Nini.
No.170994
>>170990
I annoy you enough last night?
No.170995
>>170992
It is, I need you to supervise so it wont happen!
>>170993
..
>>170994
But we really didn't talk last night
No.170996
>>170992
Eh?
First I have no standards, now you imply I'm not a good person.
I don't know what the fuck you want from me.
>>170993
How come?
Even a mental wreck like myself had a bunch of girlfriends.
No.170998
>>170995
Oh well better luck next time, Ill try to remember to talk to you the most.
No.171000
>>170995
She loves them like I did!
>>170996
No one with standards should be interested in me, nor have I ever been interested in anyone.
No.171001
>>170993
It's not exactly obscure!
>>170995
Don't worry, I'll make sure mean old gravity doesn't take you.
>>170996
Never implied you weren't, I just don't know you well enough so I suggested a generic idea. I believe you are over-thinking it. If it helps, I'm recovering from a head wound and might be off.
No.171002
>>170998
If I'm not already annoyed sure I wont mind, till then!
>>171000
Steal them back and send them my way! Together they can help get rid of all the fish!
No.171004
>>171001
Yeah, but I forgot the details of the clip.
>>171002
>Steal from a 6 year old.
I'm the best brother, I ain't gonna do that.
>Help get rid of fish
STOOOP
No.171005
>>171002
Well I got no plans to drink for a while for reasons but you never know when being drunk can sneak up on you so be prepared
No.171006
GET RID OF ALL THE FEEEESH
No.171008
>>171001
Yay, I was able to beat ds1 two days ago and I would say gravity took most my death right beside Gwyn
>>171004
Can't stop the inevitable! Join my side already!
>>171005
Or I could be drunk and I think I was pretty annoying the first time but I wont say when the next time will be so you better be on your toes too!
No.171009
PEOPLE!
People!
People.
Today marks the anniversary of the first time master and I ever talked! We are marking the occasion by being enormous fags and eating dinner together, plus watching two films together! Which'll take us five hours, but whatever!
No.171010
>>171006
Said Otterposter.
>>171008
Your side is Fishless, so what does it DO have?
No.171011
>>171009
Who's master, and what movies?
Have fun though.
No.171012
>>171009
D'awww.
Have a great anniversary!
>>171010
Omnomnom.
No.171013
>>171009
:D congratulations skandi
it sounds so sweet <3
im glad you have been together that long and hope it stays that way for aeons to come
No.171014
>>171004
Well the details are definitely not Falco.
>>171008
Gwyn?! But he's so easy!
No.171015
>>171008
I didnt even think of that, you didnt really talk to me i dont think at least so I dont remember if you were or not.
No.171016
>>171014
Wombocombo is such a classic though.
>>171012
Without fish, what do you eat?
No.171017
>>171009
Just rub it in! Grats and have fun
>>171010
Freedom! Waifus! Uhh what would you like?
>>171014
Yea if you parry! I wasn't use to parrying but I finally got it done. Of course my 2h was able to stun him but he backs up to fast making me miss then he either kicks me or grabs me making me rip!
>>171015
Hehe just as planned!
No.171018
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>>171016
Well, I ate soup today.
No.171019
>>171017
>Waifus.
That doesn't mean they're good Waifu's. I already know about your shit taste.
>>171018
Want to live off of just soup?
No.171020
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>>171019
Well, I'd like to eat stuff and not face the possible threat of puking it back up at the moment. I'm not being too demanding right now.
No.171021
>>171019
But saber isn't my waifu
No.171022
>>171009
great for you guys!
>>171017
Im glad your plan worked!
I need to shower be back shortly
No.171023
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>>171016
Wombo combo, wombo combo.
>>171017
Well, then you did good!
No.171024
>>171021
Then who
>>171020
Fair. Fair.
>>171022
Heya, Burt.
No.171025
Morning everyone!
I'm about to head to the beach with my parents and sister, I hope the weather's nice
No.171026
>>171025
Heya, Mika.
Have fun at the beach!
No.171027
I should've eaten more before alcohol..
No.171028
>>171025
Have a good time!
No.171029
File: 1458321592347.png (189.92 KB, 693x890, 693:890, 294303fae5717d009f03c5a2a0….png)
Anchors are pretty cool weapons.
No.171030
>>171011
My master is Miles, though he doesn't really post here any more! And we're watching Amadeus and The Man of La Mancha!
>>171012
Thanks, I'm pretty sure we will!
>>171013
Well, it's kinda unclear exactly when we became "together", but yeah, hopefully it'll last for at least a decade or so!
>>171017
kek. Thanks!
>>171022
It's kinda really great!
But now I'm gone, 'cause Amadeus is on!
No.171031
>>171022
Cya soon
>>171023
We should play sometime if you want
>>171024
Koko! I haven't posted her in awhile
>>171025
Enjoy
No.171033
>>171030
I know neither movie, just have fun with it!
>>171031
Who is Koko?
>>171029
Only seen one thing ever use it as weapon.
Looks cool. I like heavy-ended weapons.
>>171027
Baka.
No.171034
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>>171033
Imagine getting hit by one.
Imagine getting impaled by one.
Oh lordy, that must hurt.
No.171035
>>171033
but its kay cause wine goes like first warmning the tummy and then making the face red wich is really fun
No.171036
No.171037
>>171032
Cool can't wait
>>171033
Koko is from jormungand and she is an arms dealers
No.171038
No.171041
>tfw want to lick bits feets
No.171042
>tfw I wont let you near me
No.171043
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>tfw I haven't eating in 2 days
No.171044
No.171045
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No.171047
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>>171046
Why Reimu?
There are much better Touhous out there.
No.171048
>tfw feeling fucking amazing
No.171049
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>>171047
because reimu is the bestest shrine maiden
plus she is a qt
No.171050
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No.171053
>>171051
i havent talked to anyone all day
No.171054
>>171050
you're just jelly
No.171056
>>171049
>bestest shrine maiden
Pfffhahahaha
No.171057
>>171051
Im right here bit
No.171060
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>>171054
Well, yeah.
No need to rub it in.
No.171061
>tfw masturbating to bits steam page
No.171064
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No.171067
Why does nearly everyone have a name starting with B?
No.171069
>>171066
do you masturbate to steam profiles a lot?
No.171071
No.171072
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watch your back around fags
they are strange and unpredictable
we may need sedatives to properly examine them
>>171067
B a best
No.171074
>>171072
*sneaks behind you and jerks off on your butt*
No.171075
>>171061
It's been on private for a while so no idea what you're fapping to fam
>>171073
No.171076
>>171074
*does a spin around and kicks ur dick away from my butt like a ninja*
No.171077
>>171070
this opens up to the obvious question done it mine?
No.171078
>>171076
*cums*
>w<
>>171077
I don't fap and tell
No.171081
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>>171078
*eats up aaaaaallll teh cummies ferociously like a rawr kitteh**
No.171083
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>>171078
take it as a yes then, dont how i feel about this.
No.171084
>>171081
*Puts a leash and collar on you and pets your kitty ears* =^.^=
No.171085
>>171081
Brilliant. Masterful. Amazing.
No.171086
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No.171087
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>>171072
B stands for Beta
No.171088
>>171085
ooh did u want some of teh cummies as well????
No.171090
No.171091
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>>171087
b is for best
m is for gaylord
>>171090
aaaaahhhnnn!!!
you could have just asked senpai •~•
No.171093
>>171091
M stands for magnificent.
B stands for … uh. Beta.
No.171095
>>171091
That's no fun though
No.171096
>>171093
nice try kid
unless you have legitimate proof you're full of dumb lies
dumb like you
No.171097
>tfw masturbating to brats posts
I'm edging !
No.171099
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>>171096
And now you're insultive.
Oh Brat, never change. Oh wait, you change everyday anyway.
No.171102
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No.171105
No.171108
>>171104
t-thank you
master
No.171111
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>>171108
You're breaking my heart, you know that?
No.171116
No.171119
>>171114
<3
>>171115
Post of the week right here
No.171120
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>>171115
You're really enjoying this, don't you?
No.171122
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>>171119
no u
>>171120
how horrible do you think I am
No.171126
>>171122
Wow I was praising your post
Don't you appreciate being nominated for the Official Mika Post of The Week™ award?
No.171127
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>>171126
I do I do
I was saying yours was even better ^______^
No.171128
I'm the Boss of this board.
No.171131
>"sissy" circlejerk
Where are the sissies.
No.171132
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No.171136
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No.171138
>>171137
nah fuck it
I'm fed up with your bullshit I'm done here
No.171139
>>171131
R-right here! >~<
No.171143
>>171130
Says me, Bitty boy.
>>171135
Are you trying to challenge my role?
No.171144
>>171143
It was never your role
No.171145
>turkey deal signed
time to get pissdrunk
No.171146
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
aaaaaah this discordancy is so fun
No.171148
>tfw you don't wash for weeks and your groin becomes coated in dirt, dead skin, taint sweat and blood/pus from your groin spots
>tfw dick skin has started to tear off and turn white
oh well
No.171151
>Out of water
>Wonder what a piss bottle tastes like
No.171152
>>171132
But you're my sissy slut, Brat
No.171153
>>171151
Does anyone ever tell you how disgusting you are, Moecrab?
No.171154
>>171144
Riiiiiiight.
>>171147
Try and kill me, then!
No.171156
>>171148
>>171151
where are you even at!?
No.171157
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>>171145
They fucking did?
Great, another reason to leave europe.
No.171159
> Shit bottles start to give off toxic gas
> Time to throw them out of the window
No.171160
>>171157
where should we go?
No.171161
>>171157
>tfw nationalism as an ideal is slowly dying
>tfw globalist agenda keeps advancing
shiet
>>171159
shitposting taken to a whole new level
No.171163
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>>171152
long neck here
you there
take your bitch to the fair
smell my weed
make your nose bleed
No.171164
>tfw just remembered i agreed to go to the movies with my friends today
another drunken mistake oh well gotta be a normie later
No.171165
>>171160
North Korea. Russia.
>>171161
It's all over now.
Also, I just put up a board specific filter. Pretty usefull for this thread here.
No.171167
No.171168
>>171158
Come on then, if you think you're hard enough!
>>171162
Oh, are you coming for me..?
No.171169
>>171165
St. Petersburg is the Venice of the north.
I'm ready
No.171170
>>171163
I'm not sure what you mean by this.
No.171172
>>171153
I am not disgusting
No.171173
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>>171170
it means kiss me gently in vietnamese
>>171166
froggy boy
No.171174
>>171169
Isn't St. Petersburg awfully expensive?
No.171175
>>171174
iunno, maybe just live in a village close by
No.171176
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>>171175
Sounds fine.
Time to learn russian then.
Gotta re-install Dota 2 and CS:GO.
No.171178
haha dude fart xDDDDDDDDD
*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppppt*
lewd>animus
No.171180
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>>171179
Masturbate and use the dopamin for something else.
No.171181
>>171180
This actually works, if you don't mind being a little less masculine for a bit.
No.171182
>>171180
I could do that or I could nap
tough choice
No.171183
Ahhhhhh today has been boring!!!
complete social isolation is killing me
No.171184
>>171181
>little less masculine
Masturbating makes you less masculine?
>>171182
Lay down and day dream about stuff that turns you on. If you feel like masturbating, masturbate. If you feel like sleeping, sleep.
No.171185
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>>171183
We could play CS:GO again if you want.
No.171186
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>>171185
if its competitive sure, i dont mind playing in EU servers
No.171187
>>171184
Yeah, it's one big mess to explain but essentially it comes with shooting your man juice out and becoming too reliant on the sensation to feel good.
No.171188
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>>171186
I told you I don't play competetive.
No.171189
>>171184
Well that is some simple logic, but the more i think about napping the more good it sounds
No.171190
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>>171188
ah well sorry, if i as to play csgo atm it would be comp i mainly play deathmatch but to warm up before a match or the rare demo match for funsies
No.171192
>>171187
So shooting out your manly man juice after watching some girls making out with each other makes you less masculine?
>>171189
Then go to bed already. Don't waste your time here.
>>171190
Well, I play Deathmatch too for funsies.
>>171191
Nah, fuck that.
No.171193
No.171194
>>171192
Now I don't want to nap!
Just kidding see ya later
No.171195
>>171192
I'll look it up again after a bit, I just know it makes men more prone to gay/sissy activities somehow.
No.171196
hey is senti here?
I need to ask him where to find shit for DnD
No.171197
>>171192
yeah but DM frustrates me alot Dx
like getting killed in such cheap ways and people being annoying
No.171198
>>171192
O-okay
>>171193
i rather hide in the shadows..
No.171199
>>171194
Nighty nighty, fag ~
>>171195
I'm masturbating for roughly 12 years daily now, and the only gay/sissy thing I want to do is typefuck with someone. And that's more because of a lack social acitivty and mental health.
>>171197
Well, do you like surf maps?
No.171200
>>171199
never played it, only custom map i have played has been recoil management maps
No.171201
nevermind i found it, see ya guys later!
No.171202
guise im shitposting on animus but dont tell anyone its a secret ;&&)
No.171205
>>171202
Why would you do such a horrid thing?
No.171206
>make a new thread
>flood detected
Well, thanks I guess.
No.171207
No.171208
No.171209
No.171210
>>171199
I don't even see the appeal of typefucking at all.