No.171214
>>171203
Bess Mango thread.
No.171215
I want to post in this one, because it is numbered.
No.171219
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>>171203
but handsome men are better
No.171220
>>171215
And it was first.
No.171226
>>171221
Any non-sci thread is a good thread.
No.171228
lucky cat lucky cat wave for me
lucky cat lucky cat swish for me
lucky cat umf
No.171229
No.171231
>>171222
haily on her way to becoming a living meme :^)
farts
No.171232
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>>171215
If you haven't felt the touch of another person for about 4 years, any kind of intimidacy, even if it's just on the internet can be really nice.
That's why I like typefucking.
>>171219
Not really. Cute boys are fine though.
No.171234
can we just clarify that almost all of the animus posters who come here are the worst of animus
i mean we got
dotter
fortune
grimmy
tokai
just awful
No.171236
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>>171231
>haily
also >implying im not already a living meme
No.171238
>>171236
well ur half a meme tbh
and why do u expect me to remember names or read tripcodes?
No.171239
>>171235
And it wasn't started by a troll either.
It has a whole lot going for it.
No.171240
>>171232
That's… actually sad to hear. I don't know that feeling, I was last intimate with a girl not even that long ago. Are you okay?
No.171241
good /lewd/ posters:
rain
kyoko
motley
ema
brat
drank
off the top of my head
the rest of u people are trash
just complete trash
for the most part it seems
No.171244
oh also for the worst of /animus/
→ ghostie
No.171245
>>171240
Oh I'm fine.
Borderline suicidal, but still fine. My life has been just a slutty heap of shit since I graduated highschool 4 years ago.
Currently I'm at the lowest point though, I haven't felt so bad since a long time.
No.171246
>>171243
Don't feed the trolls.
No.171247
>>171243
i dont know u so u could maybe be good
No.171248
>>171246
>call u shit cuz ur shit
>i-it's a troll
No.171249
>>171245
I hope stuff gets better for you, Mango.
No.171250
I thought we were in the other thread
what happened?
No.171251
>>171226
True on all boards.
No.171253
>>171250
they used this one instead
No.171254
>>171248
You're the definition of shit
No.171255
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>>171246
It's kinda fun tho :3
>>171247
I'm probably worse
No.171256
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>>171254
i dont even quite remember who he is tbh
No.171258
>>171254
okay so you are still mad at me or whatever
i thought you might be
actually mika u might be okay but i didn't talk to you enough to know really
it does lower your score that you're such a butthurt little baby though
>>171255
that's impossible
No.171260
>>171258
Why am I even on the list?
No.171261
>>171258
Nah I'm not butthurt dude man bro
I just have different opinions, you know?
No.171262
shot in honour of forty's hrt treatment
No.171263
>>171260
because you're boring and contribute next to no quality conversation
No.171264
>>171239
You've got a point, Dot.
>>171245
I'm actually really sorry to hear that. Is there anything I might do to help? At the very least, I'm a good listener.
No.171265
>half the thread is hidden posts replying to hidden posts
Oh wow.
No.171266
>>171261
okay
then let me ask you
why do you hold that opinion?
>>171265
>assmad
No.171268
No.171269
Cant sleep now the DAV sent me a sweet picture of bald eagle and I got a freedom boner
No.171270
look, you guys are the ones who started shit
i was just minding my own business and you starting talking "waah waah i dont like sci threads"
No.171271
somehow im finding peace in my moment of solitude, i guess i can think clearly also have this gem of a song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d4KCZwUxRU
No.171272
>>171266
Oh just because about 80 percent of your posts contribute to a negative attitude in the thread and create drama
The rest are fine, when you're just talking about music or whatever you're cool
No.171273
>>171264
There isn't much you can do.
In the end I have to change myself for the better, I know it myself.
But I can't get the strenght for it anymore, I've been through too much shit to care anymore.
>>171267
It's pretty … sad if you think about it.
>>171268
What do you want?
>>171269
Go to bed already and take your nap.
No.171274
>>171272
yea that's a fair assessment
i don't see creating drama or whatever as necessarily negative but that's just a matter of personal taste
No.171275
>>171273
Well, at least I'm not on your filter list.
No.171276
actually 80% might be a little bit much…
but hey
No.171277
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>>171273
I know that feeling more than you know, bud. Are you also covered in scars from slashes, stabs, and fire? If so, I can relate.
No.171278
filtering is for little sheltered babies who can't handle *sniffle* mean words! T~T
No.171279
>>171275
You're not going full … whatever the fuck it is they are, here.
>>171277
I have a 4cm stab wound in my lower back, so yeah I do.
No.171280
>>171262
<3
>>171263
Ah, then it's for the right reasons.
>>171265
How come?
Sci?
No.171281
>>171273
No one tells me what to do, especially after I see a sweet pic of a bald eagle
No.171282
>>171279
LOOOOOOL remember when you said you felt bad for me cuz i have good taste?
that was fucking rich
No.171283
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>>171279
I guess we really are alike, then. Let me help.
No.171284
>>171280
I don't even know who or what sci is.
>>171281
Nigger you can take your fucking nap now or I will take myself the freedom and slap you into naptime.
>>171283
Like I said, it's okay. Don't worry man.
No.171285
>>171274
Usually drama gets people worked up/upset and that's not very good for overall thread quality
No.171286
>>171283
hey dood rate my lists >>171234 and >>171241
>>171285
drama doesn't make me upset
why is it bad for the quality of thread if people are upset? if anything, i've found it makes people prone to make higher quality conversation
No.171287
>>171284
Who do you have filtered, then?
No.171288
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>171284
I CANT HEAR YOU OVER SWEET SOUND OF FREEDOM
No.171289
>>171286
People being unhappy isn't good
No.171291
>>171284
Still; want to be friends, or something?
No.171292
>>171289
do you believe happiness is a choice?
cuz i do
No.171293
>>171292
It's not
People are affected by what other people say whether they admit it or not
And depression is a thing too
No.171294
>>171286
They're definitely lists, but I could question the necessity of them. How are you?
No.171295
>>171290
I'm not gonna drink alone.
No.171296
>>171295
ill be there withyou
No.171298
>>171292
it isnt i think. its your choice if you try to do smth against it but not if you are sad or not
No.171300
>>171293
(is depression a thing tho?)
i think you're underestimating the force of human will
or maybe some people are just stronger than others
anyway, like i said, even assuming that happiness isn't a choice, i still don't see how making people unhappy decreases quality of thread
for example, i made lists that triggered people (or whatever language you want to use to describe it) and as a result we're having this conversation rather than "how are you" "oh i'm fine, you?" "i'm fine too" *twiddles thumbs*
>>171294
oh they are completely unnecessary
but more importantly do you think they're valid?
i'm fine, why do you care?
>>171298
you seriously don't decide if you're happy or not?
No.171301
>>171296
>>171299
Thanks, but that's just text.
I need someone to talk to when drinking.
No.171302
>>171300
Well when you call someone shit they might get upset, or just dislike you
Then people who like that person will do the same
And basically, you are a fucking asshole in the end and it doesn't matter if you are right or not
No.171303
>>171300
maybe your actions do but its not like i want to feel sad when i do.
No.171305
>>171302
so your rebuttal is something like "i'm upset, so your arguments are invalid!!!"
neat.
>>171303
next time you feel sad will yourself to be happy instead
it's easier than you think
that's my experience at least
No.171307
>>171304
How so?
>>171302
Sound logic.
Doesn't work on him, though.
No.171308
only the strong survive
the people who can't handle it deserve what they get
No.171310
>>171307
we're not good enoug ;-;
>>171306
bye
No.171311
>>171287
A bunch of people.
Naming them wouldn't be fun now would it?
>>171288
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>>171291
Nah.
No.171312
>>171305
Not a rebuttal or even an argument
It's not like I'm pretending to use logic or anything, it is an emotional point
People don't like talking to jerks
No.171314
>>171312
that's subjective
i dont care if someone's a jerk
all i care about is if they produce results i like
No.171315
>>171310
No one is, though text.
Need TC or something.
>>171311
Really? Dayum.
You don't have to, of course.
No.171316
>>171311
Alright then, take care.
>>171300
There is always validity to a rating, but I can't quite rate it given my inexperience and the fact that I'm on it, seems unfair.
No.171317
>>171314
Yeah that's because you are a jerk
Not everyone is the same
So you should respect that, and if you don't, then not wonder why people dislike you
No.171318
No.171319
>>171316
i guess i kinda understand your weak cop-outs in public but you better at least tell me for real on steam
>>171317
>then not wonder why people dislike you
they're free not to like me
i just say they're likely weaklings if they don't
>Not everyone is the same So you should respect that
why should i respect that "not everyone is the same"
i understand it sure
'respect' it though?
no thanks. i don't pander.
No.171321
>>171315
just imagine my face
No.171322
>>171319
And again, that's why people dislike you
Especially if you harass people and deliberately avoid filters
No.171323
>>171321
Like I haven't been thinking of your drunk face all day.
No.171324
>>171322
okay good
we're on the same page
people don't like me because i refuse to pander to them
No.171326
>>171325
it's because you're worthless garbage. fuck off back to r9k already.
No.171327
>>171324
Pandering = being a decent respectable person
No.171328
>>171324
Not because you 'Don't pander to them', because you always seem to go out of your way to do the exact opposite.
No.171329
>>171323
i didnt allow that
No.171330
>>171315
Let's say, the few people that aren't on that list are the ones I'm responding to.
>>171313
Here comes another chinese earthquake, ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr aeiou
>>171316
Sorry, the last bunch of people here that wanted to be "friends" turned out to be huge dicks.
No.171331
>>171320
I'm shitposting from mobile so no images. Best to distinguish myself so I don't get confused with the more popular Canadian anons.
No.171332
>>171327
that's not what it means.
>>171328
i'm sure you believe that.
No.171333
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No.171334
>>171332
Nah that's just what you're implying based on what your taking from my points
No.171336
if you read this you're gay hahahaa xDDD
No.171337
>>171329
…So?
>>171330
That many? Damn.
>>171332
I'm sure you do too.
No.171338
>>171334
no, what i'm implying when i say i dont pander is i dont pander
No.171339
>>171338
No, I'm saying you shouldn't be an asshole and your response is to say "no,I don't pander"
No.171340
No.171341
i am legit scared of lewdcake now……
No.171342
No.171343
>>171337
punishment inbouhnd
No.171344
>>171341
He's my wife
I wont let him hurt you~
No.171345
>>171341
Why on earth would you be scared of me ?
No.171346
No.171347
Yo everyone! How are all of y'all today?
No.171348
>>171339
so you think you have to "respect that everyone is different" to not be an asshole, huh?
No.171349
>>171343
Hah. Why do you think you can punish me for anything?
>>171347
I'm pretty good. Bit bored, will be fixed soon, I hope.
You?
No.171350
Gotta go now
>>171330
See ya
No.171351
Feels like I drank a bunch of bleach. Anyways, how is everyone right now?
>>171341
Is it due to being a cake?
No.171352
>>171351
>Feels like I drank a bunch of bleach.
Fun fun.
No.171354
hi motley
they're saying i'm an asshole
can you believe it!?!?!?
No.171355
>>171346
That's rude
why would you say that
No.171356
>>171348
Uh
Yes?
Respecting people is a good way to not be an asshole
If you realize that everyone is a human who has their own emotions and struggles then you can relate to them and see how they are both similar and different to you and have empathy for them
No.171357
>>171330
Well I'm not going to try and ass fuck you like most would, if that's your concern.
No.171358
>>171355
Cuz ur a slut :dddddd
No.171359
>>171356
this type of thought is nothing more than emotional masturbation
you believe you're a good person because you think this
when really you, like anyone else, only care about what someone can give you
i'm just honest about that and don't bullshit people
No.171361
>>171347
Doing fine enough. Just a sour stomach right now.
>>171352
I mean the night before was fun, but the fun stopped when I woke up.
>>171354
Is this one of those rhetorical question?
No.171362
>>171358
Dont bully the people that like you
No.171363
>>171361
yes
but also answer the question
No.171364
>>171359
Making people happy makes me happy
Is it selfish? Uh sure
No.171366
>>171362
You're fun to bully though
No.171367
>>171360
ill tie you down as well
No.171368
>>171342
wait for it..
>>171344
when did you two get married?
>>171345
because you're too dominate for me
>>171347
scared
>>171351
nuu..
No.171369
>>171366
I don't mind but I dont think it's right for the dominate one to be getting bullied
Im supposed to put it in your butt
No.171370
>>171364
yes it is ultimately selfish
also most of the time i'm doing nothing more than following the golden rule
i treat others how i would like to be treated
meaning i don't bullshit people. and i don't pander to people.
if that turns people off too bad
maybe they need to grow up and stop being so needlesly sensitive and then come back
No.171371
>>171368
Oh shut up, you know you love every bit of it. Why aren't you taking off your shirt so I can kiss your tummy right now ?
No.171372
>>171349
I am good, personally.
>>171361
Damn. You eat too much or something?
>>171368
Of what?
No.171373
>>171367
>Stop thinking about my cute face or I'll tie you up.
Counter-intuitive.
>>171368
…Sure, but wait for what?
>Too dominant.
No.171374
>>171368
I'm not dominate at all bae
let's date
No.171375
>>171373
ill cover your mouth
No.171376
Ehw, I had an energy drink just now
Now my mouth feels all weird. WHy do I keep drinking this stuff?
No.171377
>>171372
Good, good.
Up to anything?
>>171375
Ooh, and then?
No.171378
>>171357
Ok where you at?!
No.171379
>>171377
you wont spread thee lies
No.171380
>>171369
Oh you're just like brat then
You don't understand goes these things can work~
You'd be fun to power bottom for
No.171381
>>171363
Yes, yes I can.
>>171365
Sure did. Well I didn't throw up or get a hangover. Just bad sleep and the stomach feels bad right now. I need to eat soon.
>>171368
Oh, cause that's why I'm scared of him. Talking cakes are scary.
>>171372
More like drank, but I doubt all the chili I ate helped me at all.
>>171376
Those things always give me a feeling like I'll be getting cardiac arrest from drinking one.
No.171382
>>171376
>Why do I keep drinking this stuff?
Ahh, energy drinks.
No.171383
>>171381
but i'm such a nice guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! okay thread kinda stinks now. seeya later mots
No.171385
>>171381
Yeah, probably.
Did you wake up only just now?
No.171387
>>171376
Uhh, IDK.
>>171377
Nothing much, just went home from school and having cereal as a snack. Prolly gonna watch an animu or something today.
>>171381
So you had pain before the stomach pains?
No.171388
>>171386
Afternoon Cook..or Cookie..or Forty, or Tune. Anyway what's up?
No.171389
>>171380
Nah babe I dont get anything that happens here
I'm happy to learn if you want to teach me though <3
No.171390
>>171383
See ya, don't have too much fun.
>>171385
About an hour and a half ago. However I didn't fall asleep until 10am. Good job me.
>>171387
Oh no. I mean I woke up with the sour stomach. Pretty sure it's mostly the drinking that caused as this is what normally happens when I drink so much. I don't know why I continue.
No.171391
>>171388
Fort or Forty, if you wanna shorten it.
I sometimes talk in 3rd person, if I do, it's Fort.
Nothing much, really. Kinda bored.
You?
>>171387
What animu ya watching?
No.171392
>>171389
I'd bully your cock and ride you while you're tied down~
No.171393
>>171390
Ohhh, alright. Yeah, alochol can fuck up your body bad, ya know? If ya want to get off of it, just have a steadily slower intake of it until you barely drink at all. That's what I would recommend doing.
>>171391
Started watching Gintama yesterday, so I will continue on that shit.
No.171394
>>171391
Cook! Nothing much about to play that truck game again with some music. I was about to register for college stuff but they are closed early on Friday
No.171395
>>171393
>Gintama
I should really watch that.
But there's a shitton of things that I should really watch.
>>171394
pls.
>That truck game
What game?
No.171397
>>171396
Oh right, that.
How is it?
No.171398
>>171395
Gintama looks like an OK series when I started watching it (only watched the 1st episode).
No.171399
>>171393
Oh don't worry, I don't have an alcohol problem. It's something I do on the weekends or days off mostly. I haven't gotten the feeling of needing an alcoholic drink 24/7. Let's hope it doesn't happen.
No.171400
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>>171381
I just want to scratch the weird feeling off my tounge.
>>171382
Yes, energy drinks. Disgusting and not quite tasty, yet people keep buying that shit.
Why?
>>171387
Great answer.
No.171401
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>>171397
Wasted a good hour on it yesterday beating it since it's in alpha but fun
No.171402
>>171392
Thats pretty hot but
Couldnt we just have regular sex?
No.171403
>>171398
I've seen quite some fragments of it that I rather like, hence wanting to watch it.
But it just isn't anywhere near the top of a list that I'm not working on.
>>171400
Beats me, but I do.
>>171401
NEVER REGRET ANYTHING THAT MADE YOU SMILE.
No.171404
>>171402
Booooooriiiing
You really are quite timid it seems
Would be a lot of fun
No.171405
>>171403
I dont regret it! Can't wait for the full release. I think I would spend money on it
No.171406
>>171404
Timid, you think?
I dunno if i agree with that babe
I'm chill but it doesnt mean im not confident
No.171407
>>171378
What's wrong, Bitty love?
No.171408
>>171399
Ah, okay. I was kinda worried there. I think I won't have an alcohol problem since I HATE the taste of alcohol in the first place.
>>171403
Yeah, whatever floats your boat. Gintama seems like a slice-of-life anime so far, and I am not much for slice of life anime. Though it is relatively decent.
No.171409
>>171406
You have a lot of artificial confidence, sure
No.171411
>>171405
It's just "Jump to truck", right?
>>171408
>slice of life.
Never can keep watching those.
Need a reason to keep watching. Some tension, perhaps.
>>171410
why
No.171412
>>171400
I've been having some rather odd feelings in my mouth too lately. Nothing I do really seems to take care of it though.
>>171408
That's always a plus to make sure you don't get addicted. Your body won't be missing it really.
It might be only on the weekends, but the heavy drinking is probably still bad. I should stop for a weekend or two.
No.171413
>>171409
Oh so you want to be like Kyoko and do that dom thing on me yeah?
Yeah sure let's do it
No.171414
>>171411
FortunexDotter otp
No.171415
>>171413
Yeah I'd dom you sure but I wouldn't fuck you that's gross
I'm a power bottom, not a top like he is
No.171416
>>171407
You said you were the boss!
>>171410
Baaaka memer!
>>171411
Yea but many levels with different things
No.171417
>>171416
ill be you're best man promise
No.171418
>>171417
Keep this up and I'm gonna jack your memes!
No.171419
>>171418
okai fine ill just plan the wed
No.171420
>>171414
…Why Dotter?
>>171416
True.
I have it in my bookmarks, should check it later.
No.171421
>>171420
less talk, more dragon dildos
No.171423
>>171415
That's a little strange but it sounds fun
Why dom me though?
Just because we have to have some kinkiness in our relationship?
No.171424
>>171423
You give a certain vibe and you aren't physically large
No.171425
>>171421
Got any?
I have no sextoys.
No.171426
>>171424
I meaaan I'm 6'1 so I'm pretty decent and Im skinny but I think Im bigger than you because you're just a cuteboy right?
No.171427
Not like I can complain any when you have a butt like that you can do whatever the hell you want to me
No.171429
>>171425
dotty has, use them
No.171430
>>171426
>I meaaan I'm 6'1 so I'm pretty decent and Im skinny
About my height.
How much do you weigh?
>>171429
Noo. Nothing up my butt.
No.171431
No.171432
>>171426
Hmm yeah it's because of the way you look and act
No.171433
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No.171434
No.171435
>>171430
theres a first for everything
No.171436
>>171419
>>171420
Trying to beat me time now
>>171422
You're not the boss!
No.171437
Bbl going down to the beach
No.171438
>>171431
Pretty good.
>>171433
Yeah, most of 'em.
>>171435
NO.
>>171436
I'm just messing around with friends now.
No.171439
>>171436
Oh, I most definitely am.
No.171440
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No.171441
>heard noise from the laundry room a bit ago
>sure hope it's not the detergent that's now getting all over the floor as I still sit here
>go into the laundry to finish laundry
>it was the detergent
>it's all over
>>171431
>heavy than that
>way shorter
>fuck
No.171442
>>171438
Sounds fun
>>171439
Prove it!
No.171443
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>>171371
no no no no no i'm scares..
>>171372
lewdcakey
>>171373
just wait until you see their dominance
>>171374
D-date? What would Lewdcake say?
>>171381
please protect, please..?
No.171444
>>171443
I wasn't asking. Also you're my boyfriend now so get working on taking off that shirt of yours
No.171445
>>171442
You can be my queen, Bitty.
No.171446
>>171438
illbring lube
>>171436
you can now kiss the bride
No.171447
>>171442
Yush. I'm laughing my goddamn ass of.
We're being fucking stupid.
>>171443
I've seen the exact opposite, and can no longer belive in the dom.
No.171448
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>>171444
Behave yourself you little shit, I won't have you antagonizing real people.
Know your place.
No.171449
>>171448
No matter what my place is it's above him
No.171450
>>171443
I guess I can give it a go, not too sure if I'm a great aegis or not though.
No.171451
No.171452
There's a firework going off in the neighbourhood.
Looks really nice.
No.171453
>>171449
I don't think so, you're pretty disgusting. Are you even human?
No.171454
>>171445
I refuse! You're no king! Peasant!
>>171446
Ah!! Shut yo face!
>>171447
Tell me tell me!
No.171455
>>171454
yesh, shut and kiss
No.171456
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>>171455
Can I kiss someone?
No.171457
>>171454
It doesn't matter what you say at this point, my dominance is eternal.
No.171460
>>171454
Know Path of Exile?
Logged in after not having done so for a couple of days. Friends want to show build.
I do about 40 explosions per second, one friend does 10 screen-wide bursts of lightning per second, and one friend does 3 MASSIVE earthquaks per second, we're spamming that shit in base.
Invite a 4th friend, he joins the room, instantly crashes.
Good stuff.
>>171446
Please no.
No.171461
>>171456
ill allow it
>>171458
make him your lovah
No.171462
>>171457
Just like Gwyn, Lord of Cinder your fire will be extinguished
No.171463
>>171461
But who wants a kiss?
No.171464
>>171462
I fear not death, for my strength is eternal.
No.171465
No.171466
>tfw you found the perfect place to shitpost
No.171467
Oops, forgot about this!
>>171411
That's the same deal with me.
>>171412
Yeah, that's a good idea. By the way, the only alcoholic beverage that I would at least tolerate, even like, is some Moscato D'asti wine, but that's about it.
>>171443
Exactly why are ya scared of him?
No.171469
>>171463
..me maybe
>>171466
i welcome you
No.171470
>>171468
nah fam the other one
No.171471
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No.171472
>>171460
Yea use to play a bit and lmao have you heard of Grim Dawn? It's pretty good too
>>171464
You're vulnerable once you sleep!
>>171461
Your memes are mine, surrender!
No.171473
>>171467
I still want to finish Nichijou, but every time I watch, I quit around epi 3.
>>171472
Never heard of it, what is it?
No.171474
>>171471
ehh ill be nice i promise..
>>171472
nuhuhhh
No.171475
>>171472
Since when do I sleep?
No.171477
>>171473
Haven't seen Nichijo. I know what it's about, but I am just not interested in watching it, due to it being a slice of life anime in my eyes…
No.171478
>>171473
It's like path of exile and its apocalyptic. Only got about 6 hours in it but looks nice and plays well
>>171474
..I took 3 already
>>171475
You said last night hehe
No.171479
>>171467
Moscato is pretty good. I could drink it like soda if I wanted to, but it does leave an odd feeling in my mouth and throat. I might have some kind of allergy to wine.
>>171473
>>171477
You're breaking my heart.
No.171480
>>171476
awwh~
>>171478
give baaack!!
No.171481
No.171482
>>171477
Yeah, it is. That's why I cannot watch it.
Shame.
>>171479
I LOVE Nichijou.
But will never watch it.
No.171483
No.171484
>>171482
H-how does that make sense? Unless you've read it, then that's okay too.
No.171485
>>171479
>
Anyways, Moscato is kinda good, but it is the only one I actually tolerate.
>>171482
Mmm-hmmm. I am just having a hard time watching Yuru Yuri, seeing as how it is another slice-of-life anime…
No.171486
>>171484
I love every single skit I've seen of it, and loved every second of the first three episodes, which I watched.
>>171485
Quit halfway through epi 1.
No.171490
>>171474
I'm not sure … o~o'
No.171491
>>171485
Not even daiquiris or coconut rum?
>>171486
This is a confusing matter.
No.171492
When I peer at the Sun up above, it occurs to me…
What if I am seen as a laughing stock, as a blind fool without reason?
Well, I suppose they wouldn't be far off!
No.171493
No.171494
>>171489
pleeaseee ;-;
>>171490
how do i make sure?
No.171495
>>171492
When I peer at the Sun above I see a weapon of massdestruction.
Orbital parabol-mirror lasers when?
>>171494
Go to your local doctor, take the kissing test and get atleast 75% of the answers rights.
No.171496
>>171493
So you like it, but can't/won't watch it? ;_; if I'm getting this right anyways. I might be wrong.
No.171497
>>171495
I shouldn't have to tell you why that's a bad idea
No.171498
>>171495
i got it, but the nurse was wweird
No.171499
>>171496
Yeah. I just can't get myself to watch it. I love it at the end of the episode, but never feel like watching another.
It is weird. I know, but that's the way it is.
No.171500
>>171497
Oh?
I think it's a great idea. Setting people on fire from an orbiting satelite has been a dream of humanity since ancient times.
>>171498
That fast?
Pretty fishy if you ask me.
No.171501
>>171500
best healthcare in the eu i swear
No.171502
>>171500
>Fishy.
She just wants you to kiss her already.
No.171503
Come on baby light my fire
No.171504
>>171491
…Haven't drank or heard of it.
No.171505
>>171500
but, think of the smell.
No.171506
>>171494
No you bully!
>>171503
*Burns*
No.171507
>>171501
>>171502
Nah, this all seems pretty weird to me.
No.171509
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>>171505
Burning corpses smell pretty good though.
No.171510
>>171508
Well, if you have the results of the test, post 'em.
No.171511
>>171499
I guess I'll just have to force it upon you.
>>171504
Daiquiris are usually fruity drinks and have only 2% alcohol in them. I can't really see the point of the alcohol being in them, but I'm sure it improves the drink.
Coconut rum is just a very sweet liqueur.
No.171512
>>171509
Oh, that's nasty.
No.171513
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>got the sweetest 4k on csgo today
feels good
No.171514
>>171512
You just can't appreciate a good armageddon.
No.171516
>>171513
>playing without me
No.171517
>>171510
30% salive
20% flavour
30% smell
5% technique
No.171518
>>171507
SHE'S A SLUT
GO FOR IT
>>171511
Try.
No.171520
>>171514
I like my deaths to come one at a time.
No.171521
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>>171515
our main man the hulkster wins 115 million from gawker
No.171522
>>171516
you said you didnt want to play comp
No.171523
>>171503
You're smoking?
>>171513
Man…I wish I could get a kill in GO.
>>171518
Trying is about all I can do. I already gave up too.
No.171524
>>171517
Absolute shit stats.
Try again.
Pro tip: Dex > strenght
>>171518
Nah. I'll take it slooooow.
>>171520
Deaths should come all together at the same time. Preferable to a large group of other people while you're in safe distance.
No.171525
>>171523
well for the 698 hrs i played it this is mediocre at best
if you want we could play some day !
No.171526
>>171522
Maybe I just wanted you to beg.
No.171527
>>171523
…Whoa
>>171524
Yes. A looong, sloow kiss.
It's disrespectful to call her an it, though.
No.171528
>>171524
nonono
it requires finesse
No.171529
>>171526
ah sorry there is only one person in the world i beg, but yeah sorry maybe next time ill ask a bit more
No.171531
>>171511
Hmm, I will have to wait a few years.
Anyways, off to play now! Mario Kart 8 is a helluva drug.
No.171532
>>171525
Can we play less competitive games instead? Or at least something not GO? KF/KF2 can be pretty fun.
>>171527
You're too intimidating…
>>171531
Don't lose now.
No.171533
>>171532
sure!
i love kf2 !!
its super fun and i only got like 1 person tin my list that likes to play that
and well i get a bit unladylike when i play csgo so its for the better
No.171534
>>171527
No, I mean a sloooow start in general.
>>171528
No, it requires people, lot's of 'em, and the right weapon.
>>171529
Yeah, you should try.
>>171530
Noot?
>>171532
I would be up for a round or two of KF2.
No.171535
>>171534
imm kinda drunk buut irs kay
No.171536
>>171534
mass murder is tasteless
you should do it one by one
No.171537
>>171532
…Me? Intimidating?
I'm as kind as it gets. Never worry.
>>171534
aw.
No.171538
>>171534
ill take note of it
No.171539
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Enough Division for now, time to drink a metric ton of rum.
What are other people doing?
No.171540
>>171533
>i get a bit unladylike when i play csgo
Lol you crack me up.
No.171541
>>171535
Then it's a clear no.
I wouldn't kiss a drunk person.
>>171536
Killing single persons leaves no mark in history though. We want to go big, we won't be forgotten by history.
>>171537
Aw, yeah.
>>171538
Write it on your screen with a sharpie.
No.171543
>>171533
CSGO brings out the unladylike out of all of us. The last time I played it was pretty embarrassing.
I should probably see if they updated anything worthwhile on KF2 later tonight after I run some errands.
>>171534
That's good, always good to have more people in the group. It's hard to play with randoms sometimes.
>>171537
Then here I come!
>>171539
Not drinking that much rum.
No.171545
>>171541
Everyone will, one day.
that's unavoidable.
No.171546
>>171543
It's only 1.75L it's not that much.
No.171547
>>171543
Well, then let us play, right now.
I'm bored anyway.
>>171544
Get sober and do an alcohol test that prooves you have a blood alcohol of 0.0%
Then I'll kiss you as much as you want.
>>171545
Yes.
So why not speed up that process?
No.171548
>>171543
sounds good!
whenever you want to play let me know
No.171549
>>171539
Poe with Friends. Just messing around. Not TOO entertaining, for I am sitting alone.
You?
>>171541
>Wouldn't kiss a drunk person.
Rare rule.
I like it. I don't drink.
>>171543
O-ok?
No.171550
>>171547
omg tomorrow will ebee so nice then
No.171551
>>171549
I tend to avoid all kinds of people who drink, smoke or do drugs.
Which makes me pretty lonley. But gotta keep some standards in todays world.
>>171550
0.0%. If you're at 0.1% then you get no kiss.
No.171552
>playing the Division for like a week straight
>Finally involved in the end game
Feels good man.
No.171553
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>>171549
Now crying to myself I decided to play csgo. Got a ace and bomb plant while entire team was afk, now they are just afking and killing me. Fuck preman 4s.
Premades should be banned from all games forever.
No.171555
>>171552
You abusing the exploit or no?
No.171556
>>171546
Oh, only 1.75L. I was worried you went with the extra quarter of a L and got the 2L. I see I have nothing to worry about.
>>171547
Sorry, I'm about to go run some errands I've been putting off all day. I also haven't eaten today. Not sure how I made it this far without devouring my hand. Sorry to disappoint.
>>171548
I sure will!
No.171558
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No.171559
No.171560
>>171551
Ooh, I don't do any of those.
Most of my friends don't do any of that either, except one, who smokes.
No.171561
>>171557
<3 my love!
have you been doing naughty stuff??????
No.171562
>>171551
it will be aaaall finne tomrorow
No.171563
>>171554
Weak, dude.
>>171556
Then I'm gonna go to bed.
>>171557
How about using words for a change?
No.171564
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>>171556
who's a cool cat? you are a cool cat!
No.171565
>>171553
Premades only with other premades. Never 4-1.
>>171557
Hm?
No.171566
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No.171567
>>171563
just not a fan of pissing in the wind
No.171568
>>171560
That's good. Keep at it buddy!
>>171562
Oh, I'm not really sure. But we will see.
>>171567
So you gonna give up without trying?
Weeeeeak dude, weak.
No.171569
>>171565
I queued into another premade after they kicked me.
They brought me into their teamspeak so its all good.
No.171570
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No.171571
>>171568
there's a difference between being persistent and being a fucking idiot.
No.171572
>>171563
Have a goodnight then, sleep well and sweat dreams.
>>171564
How did you know I was a cat?!
No.171573
>>171571
What do you mean?
>>171572
>sweat dreams
>>171570
Good night.
No.171574
No.171575
>>171570
Hey babe
>>171556
It's okay it only becomes a problem if I actually manage to drink it all. Including my bottle of vodka and 12 pack of beer. I'm probably gonna throw up tonight.
No.171576
>>171568
Aye-aye!
>>171570
Heya, Magi.
>>171569
Ooh, nice.
Have fun, or was that from before?
No.171577
>>171573
>sweat
I have a problem for mixing of sweet and sweat for some reason…
No.171579
No.171581
>>171577
How the fuck do you mix those two?
You're native to the english language.
>>171578
0.0%
No.171582
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>>171575
Hey Mister <3 how's you?
>>171576
Hey Cookie <3 How are thing's with yourself?
>>171578
Hey Tokai <3 How's the comfiest person on lewd tonight?
No.171585
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>>171570
Hi magi, how's you?
No.171586
>>171581
illl be -1.0%
>>171582
deruunkk
No.171587
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>>171585
I'm good, got my system up and running, things a beast. Still updating atm, but thought I'd poke my head in to see how everyone was.
What about yourself?
No.171588
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>>171576
They are high schoolers by their voice and thats not fun to deal with and their humor is of the lowest meme reddit sort. But yeah they seem to at least not be throwing the game.
>>171582
Alright not the best thats why I have lots of alcohol.
No.171589
>>171583
Hey babe, hows you?
No.171590
>>171575
Throwing up isn't all that fun though…
>>171579
>>171580
What…?
>>171581
By being a moron. Don't ask me please.
>>171584
Sounds like stalking!
No.171592
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>>171586
How much you had to drink?
>>171588
Oh that's no good, something up?
No.171594
No.171595
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>>171587
I'm okay, just woke up a little while ago and thinking about what to do. What are you gonna do first on your new PC to break it in?
No.171596
I think I'm gonna stay awake a bit longer.
>>171586
That's not possible, stop saying such nonsense.
>>171590
But I'm gonna ask you.
You're not a native english speaker?
Are you some spic who crossed the border?
No.171598
>>171592
ha;f a wine, 5 shots rum nn some beers
No.171599
>>171590
Yeah but thats how you know you got drunk.
>>171592
Just one of those moods is all, you know how it is.
>>171593
Dead but drinking to hope it brigns me alive
No.171600
>>171597
I already said yey :/
No.171601
No.171602
>>171596
ill make its oo
>>171601
im in bed
No.171603
>>171600
well what exactly did you do?
and i was actually wanting to do something with you but its ok ^~^
i was alone most of the day so its fine
No.171604
>>171603
>>171601
sine you 2 only talk to each other and the only people who want to talk to you are each other why not just fuck off and leave : )
No.171605
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>>171603
He wasn't.
He had a lot of chances to be together with others but he refused.
>>171602
Nonsense. NONSENSE!
No.171607
>>171591
It's the only explanation…
>>171596
English is my native tongue. I don't know anything else unfortunately. And I'm no spic!
>>171599
There is other ways to know if you got drunk.
No.171608
>>171605
im not gonna beg you to play csgo with me if this is what you are implying by i had lots of chances
No.171609
>>171604
noted and dont care
No.171610
>>171605
i dont sneed sense for kisses
No.171611
>>171595
I have no idea what to break in the 390 lol, still updating and sticking drivers and getting the system up to where i had my laptop, thankfully I'm nearly done with that
>>171598
Just drink plenty after you finish, sound's like a sure fire hangover lol
>>171599
Yeah I do, hopefully you're mood will lift in time <3
No.171612
>>171582
I'm pretty good. Just passing time.
You?
>>171588
..Yikes.
No.171613
>>171603
I t-touched myself while you was listining
>>171602
night then
No.171614
>>171606
How am I a hypocrite?
>>171607
What other ways are there?
>>171611
That time is the time it takes to get drunk.
>>171612
>guy calling nice memes every head shot
How do kids breathe these days?
No.171615
>>171612
I'm good, just relaxing now that I have my system finished, just updating and thinking of a game to break in the graphics card
No.171616
>>171607
You should learn a new language!
Like Date, who learns german.
>>171608
You didn't take a note, did you?
>>171610
You're drunk. Go to bed.
No.171617
>>171614
I found out its a NA thing to use meme all the times.
or lower rank things
No.171618
ni ni
>>171613
>>171616
bluuh fiine
>>171611
yeaaah imm adrink water
No.171619
>>171613
>////<
you dont have to say it in public silly!!
No.171620
>>171616
i did when you told me before i just said there is only one person i beg in this world and it isnt you
No.171621
>>171619
AAAAAAA
YOU ASKED ME!!!
No.171622
>>171621
it was a question you answer to yourself not everyone!
No.171623
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>>171618
Christ, is he always drunk like that?
>>171620
You're no fun.
No.171624
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>>171618
Good, wouldn't have you waking up feeling poorly <3
No.171625
No.171626
>>171614
The other signs of being drunk I guess.
>>171616
Well German is one of the ones I've wanted to learn.
No.171628
>>171622
t-there was no way to see it in your question
>>171626
Why does everyone wants to learn german
>inb4 muh ancestors
No.171629
>>171625
You're not even giving me the honour of an uploaded image.
You must think very poorly of me.
>>171626
Don't learn german though.
No.171630
>>171614
Beats me.
>>171615
Hm? What did you do?
No.171631
>>171617
The EU scene has more insults/angry people
The NA scene has more "memes"
There is no winning
No.171632
Deutsch ist nicht sehr swerich, aber ich weis das ich es nicht kannst schreiben.
No.171633
>>171631
I would prefere an angry russian over every meme kid
No.171634
>>171628
>.< well nothing can be done now!
>>171629
uploaded image?
No.171635
>>171628
It's all 4u bae~
I'm assuming it wouldn't be as hard to learn another language like Spanish, seeing as English and German are Germanic languages. Too bad English is so weird with having Romance based words.
Also muh ancestors :^)
>>171629
Japanese? Russian?
No.171636
>>171632
Does that say I join Bit side and lets burn the ocean? Yay!
No.171637
After I'd bought the stuff for today's dinner, and the wine, I sat on my preferred bench behind the liquor store, where I usually smoke when I'm downtown, since it's so close to where I work and generally when I smoke downtown it's in my lunch breaks. And, for that matter, there's a window to the kitchen of some restaurant there, and it's gotten to the point where the cooks and I kinda know each other. Anyway! I sat there and smoked, and when I went to drop the remains of my cig, I was stopped by a, uh, "free spirit of the street", to be euphemistic! No ill will against them, of course, I've had a few decent times having short conversations with homeless people while giving them a cig. So yes, this woman asked me for a cig! And I said, sure, but it's menthols, do you mind? To which she replied "I was in an accident outside the hospital, someone kicked me in the head." To which I said something along the lines of "Oh dear", since what do you say to someone suddenly volunteering that kind of information? And then I noticed her left eye was completely bloodshot, so I assume she was explaining that. "It wasn't my husband," she went on, "he's never ever hit me." I said something along the lines of "that's good", and walked on, and she kinda followed me a bit, pointing at a bike and saying "Do you think that fancy bike's locked?" I, kinda confused, said that it didn't seem to be, to which she replied "I'm taking it home! I'm fucking taking it home!" Though it turned out to be locked, thankfully, 'cause I've no idea what I'd do if she'd actually stolen it right there in front of me.
Crossposted from my Tumblr since it's such a weird story and I can't be bothered rewriting it.
No.171639
>>171636
D'aww, ich weis das du fisch liebst~
No.171640
>>171632
Please don't speak german, thanks.
>>171634
Yes, you're not uploading an image in a response to me.
Rude.
>>171635
Chinese, Russian, Indian or some language of those oceanic asian states which will be the big economic point in the future.
No.171642
>>171640
ah well it was a simple word response no real reason to post with image ya know
No.171643
>>171640
Sorry.
Used to be fluent, that was YEARS ago, I have no reason to ever speak or write it, so while I can still understand most of it, I'm pretty sure that you didn't like reading that.
No.171644
>>171632
Its kinda understandable.
>>171634
yea seems so
>>171635
t-thanks I guess.
No.171645
Stomped some noobs at MK8. My day is complete.
>>171637
…Wow, I don't even know what to say to that.
No.171648
No.171649
>>171644
anyways are we doing something!!!
or are you headed to bed or what??
No.171652
>>171648
MK8. Check this post >>171531 to clarify.
No.171653
>>171630
I built my new pc today :D
>>171637
No.171654
>>171650
>anyways are we doing something!!!
or are you headed to bed or what??
also dont ignore my question!
No.171655
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>>171642
You don't like me, don't you?
>>171643
Why don't you use it anymore?
There is a high demand and well paid jobs arround the dutch-german border for people who speak both languages.
Fuck, we even had people from Enschede at our school, shilling for their university.
No.171656
for the germans and wannabe germans
No.171657
>>171638
Sorry for posting a wall of text, but it's one of the oddest things that's happened to me in ages!
>>171645
Exactly! It should perhaps be added that she was accompanied by a plastic bottle of cognac, so it's possible that she was more drunk than, well, crazy.
>>171653
Hi, Magi!
No.171658
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>>171655
not that, i just dont do anything suggestive nor lewd in any sort of way with anyone but akari
plus i dont dislike you
No.171659
>>171640
Russian might be fun.
No.171660
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>>171657
Hey Skandi <3 How's you?
No.171661
>>171651
Rip.
>>171652
Ahhhhh.
>>171653
Oooh, nice.
I felt like asking specs, until I realized that the answer would be gibberish to me. I'm in IT. Computers don't make sense to me.
>>171655
I learned it because of school, and my Romanian Stepmom who could only speak Romanian and German.
She left with my dad, and I graduated from school. I've also not had a job or any german-speaking friends.
No.171662
>>171657
That makes a LOT more sense, now. Drunk people be saying the most fucked up shit, or just insane shit.
>>171660
Magi! <3
No.171663
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No.171664
looks like I'm playing world of warcraft again
uh… oops?
No.171665
>>171657
No need to be sorry I read it
No.171666
No.171667
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>>171664
I had a dream I went and bought a wow card, I have heavily considered it but using the fact I have a ton of games to play to not do it.
No.171668
>>171660
I'm doing pretty great! Today was the anniversary of the first time master and I talked, so we've been nauseatingly cute all day long! How about you, you showed up in the thread a bit late?
>>171662
Well, I neglected to mention it at first since, from the look of her, it didn't seem reasonable to place too much blame on the alcohol. Which is prejudiced as hell of me, of course, but drinking in the alley behind the liquor store in the afternoon is already pretty sketchy, in my opinion!
>>171665
Too late, I'm super sorry.
No.171669
>>171658
Even if you're trying to be nice it still sounds kinda rude.
>>171659
Install Dota 2 and learn it by playing!
>>171661
Well, get back at it. Hell. You might even can become a language tutor over here in germany.
>>171664
You should feel bad.
No.171671
>>171669
well the words i typed are how i truly feel
if you feel its a double meaning then i cant change your mind then
No.171672
>>171666
It's getting patched on tuesday but they are even considering giving the exploit a memorial.
There is a name mob that you can farm extremely easily all you do is kill him, then let his adds kill you, repeat. Keep getting pheonix credits, and purple 30s. Chance for one yellow as well.
So the fastest way to get the best gear in the game extremely easily.
No.171673
>>171663
>Specs
NOOO.
I'm serious. I don't know what my OWN specs are.
Or what they mean.
Please do not.
>>171669
>Install Dota 2 and learn it by playing!
Hah.
>Tutor.
I'm done with my education in 15 weeks. Bit late to swap now.
No.171675
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>>171668
Aw so happy for you both <3 did you do much today together?
Got the new system built, took a long time, but finally have it up and running, just updating drivers etc atm.
No.171676
>>171667
I have no friends and can therefore play whatever I want whenever I want
>>171669
I don't need to take that from you, ya damn kraut.
No.171677
No.171681
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>>171673
Well basically the system can run Witcher 3 on Ultra
No.171691
>>171672
He's not there for me so I can't do it ;(