No.171204
dfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdf
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No.171218
boo please stop memeing that i'm a bad poster
it's not funny
No.171223
brat take me to prom
>>171218
who are you
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File: 1458332466301.png (498.13 KB, 1374x867, 458:289, adventures of sci on lewd.png)
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>>171233
bitch-ass
memes aren't funny
you'll have to deal w/ that fact sooner or later kid
No.172901
File: 1458426854034.jpg (27.34 KB, 476x193, 476:193, Wain-For_what_we_are_about….jpg)
No.172903
WHY IS A POST THAT LARGE EVEN ALLOWED?
>>172896
Ooh. I haven't had snow this winter.
Snow is annoying, but pretty.
>>172898
"Gee, I had no idea."
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>>172891
hmm?
>>172892
Even cooler
>>172895
>>172896
*shoots you first*
No.172909
fuck u fortune
i like it when the people who filter me miss new threads
No.172910
No.172911
File: 1458427042588.jpg (171.81 KB, 426x700, 213:350, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….jpg)
>>172906
What would be your gimmick?
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No.172914
>>172896
you could never!
>>172897
Maybe!
>>172903
o-oh
No.172915
>>172909
I'm sure you do.
Now it's fair though, right? Everyone who filtered both of us now misses the new thread.
>>172907 (Mango)
Turn up the lewd, then.
what's stopping you?
No.172916
>>172914
Always been a nerd.
How bout you?
No.172917
File: 1458427132431.jpg (115.18 KB, 281x364, 281:364, Wain-Daddy,_can_you_let_me….jpg)
cato tell me something interesting
No.172920
>>172910
What is fine?
>>172911
I would have no gimmick just cold and ice
No.172921
>>172920
ill call you chilly frost then1!!!
No.172922
>>172918
ur a fuckin crybaby dude
jsyk
No.172923
>>172920
Ghostie trying to make me lust after Toki.
>>172918
Mango! >>172915
No.172925
File: 1458427243726.jpg (164.73 KB, 600x881, 600:881, 5e611cd29b4fb68a298d3ae02a….jpg)
>>172916
I am flying to Huston to present my research tomorrow, so I would argue that I am the biggest nerd here
No.172926
I want to wrestle someone, but I'm not even home.
No.172927
File: 1458427282499.jpg (1.25 MB, 850x1205, 170:241, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….jpg)
>>172920
I see, so what kind of outfit would you wear?
No.172929
>>172926
Do you wrestle often?
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No.172931
>>172928
You got a problem with Nerds?
No.172932
>>172921
Call me Burt
>>172923
Why would you tell me its fine?!
>>172927
Leather jacket and jeans cause im cool
No.172933
>>172931
I'm sorry i just remember my son said not to cause problems with you.
No.172934
File: 1458427415323.jpg (48.53 KB, 489x730, 489:730, 31938a67107cf3fa0c096e3728….jpg)
>>172929
Not nearly as often as I did in high school, but I think I was making a half-lewd joke.
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>>172931
are you ignoring me or what
No.172936
>>172932
Sound's fair, would you have a hq?
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>>172930
10 chars.
It's a good one.
>>172932
I wasn't talking to you though, right?
>>172934
I wasn't sure. I formulated the question so that if you were being lewd, you could still answer.
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File: 1458427490351.jpg (163.2 KB, 600x881, 600:881, 0634444e813e4690cc3178b898….jpg)
>>172933
it's ok to cause problems if you are only joking around
>>172935
why would I be?
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>>172938
You're smart, I like that.
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>>172939
u didnt respond to my post
No.172944
>>172932
Whoops, looks like I wronglinked.
Meant to link Ghostie.
No.172945
File: 1458427546345.png (468.35 KB, 500x706, 250:353, 8a898f7dbe282aaa14a7a893ae….png)
>>172940
Hey Baby <3 how's you?
No.172946
>>172943
Baka i saw you post your pic before.
No.172947
>>172941
Intelligent, maybe.
But hella dense.
No.172948
>>172943
you're not actually gay btw
No.172949
>>172936
Wherever I live
>>172938
You gave me a (you)
so you were
>>172944
see I win
No.172950
>>172949
Yup, my bad.
I checked because I believed you. Don't gimme the "I win"
No.172951
File: 1458427651973.png (1.09 MB, 723x1023, 241:341, 4be0978bbcbc314e80597eed9a….png)
>>172946
yes?
and?
>>172948
FUCKING FINALLY, thank you! Someone who understands!
i just like dicks and kissing men and getting fucked like a girl, it's not gay
why don't people understand that
No.172952
>>172950
No one ever lets me win…
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File: 1458427730036.jpg (107.86 KB, 336x460, 84:115, Wain-A_Merry_Christmas_to_….jpg)
>>172951
it's just a phase/ur doin it cuz u saw it on the internet
u'll grow out if it dont worry
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>>172953
Ooh, this Ghostie?
>>172952
Sorry, sorry.
You were right, though.
No.172958
File: 1458427776776.jpg (164.73 KB, 600x881, 600:881, 5e611cd29b4fb68a298d3ae02a….jpg)
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>>172955
who the fuck even are you
No.172962
File: 1458427835608.jpg (687.17 KB, 1241x1754, 1241:1754, Koshigaya.Natsumi.full.165….jpg)
>>172855
>only is lewd for a week or so
always lewd is superior!
No.172963
>>172958
oh
so tell me something interesting
>>172960
i dont know where to begin with that question
No.172964
>>172956
yeah.
I genned this trip overnight
Super happy about it
No.172965
File: 1458427880575.png (571.66 KB, 1000x1048, 125:131, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….png)
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>>172961
…Sure.
>>172962
Are you always lewd?
>>172964
It's rather good. Sends a clear message.
I stopped genning after I got this one. It's perfect.
No.172968
>>172964
I'm gonna get in your ass
No.172969
>>172963
why do you feel the need to suddenly give me life advice, when i don't even know who you are
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>>172967
This one is fun!
>>172968
woah idk who you are
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>>172969
that wasn't advice though
and you know me
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>>172963
one of my two advisors for the summer is going to be the NASA curator for Apollo samples
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File: 1458427991286.gif (106.02 KB, 500x416, 125:104, tumblr_n97cwhEpI91srdym4o1….gif)
>>172967
nah not always but often >.>
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>>172966
>>172967
Thanks, i needed that!
>>172971
*dials it down*
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>>172974
ur in the big league now!
No.172980
lewd shit is SO FUCKING BORING
and FUCK you if you disagree
No.172982
>>172970
Grats!
>>172971
How do I join?
>>172976
Anytime.
>>172975
Hehe. Fair enough.
No.172983
>>172976
What the fuck man, don't do that.
>>172977
All the way up.
No.172984
>>172973
petition to keep sci as sci
>>172980
suck the poop out of my asshole
No.172985
>>172981
UGHGHGHGHGHGGGNGNGHGHGHGHH
TURN IT UP HIGHER!!!!
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>>172983
>>172982
>>172981
>>172977
>>172971
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
YAWN
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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>>172980
It is, but it is also their entire persona because they are empty and hollow people.
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>>172982
Thank you
>>172983
*shuts it off*
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>>172988
How many things are you searching for?
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>>172989
i know
watching these boring shits makes me fucking livid sometimes
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>>172992
like 10 diff things
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>>172979
I am!
>>172983
all the way?
No.172998
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
;_;
i feel numb and dead inside
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File: 1458428367768.jpg (258.19 KB, 886x1181, 886:1181, edda0380bb0c69f04df4192b11….jpg)
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>>172994
I filter names and trips.
By now half the thread are hidden posts.
It's really sad.
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>>172997
what happened to you man
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>>172993
All you can do is leave, they will not be swayed to leave their degenerate ways. You will appear jaded, and they as the norm. This is not a good place to exist if you have different views on such matters. Hence why so many have you filtered, sad right?
No.173004
>>172995
so i was right
nice
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>>173000
you're one of the most boring posters though
how is filtering better people going to makes threads better?
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>>173001
what do you mean?
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>>173002
fuck those fragile idiots and their shitty echo chamber
i want to burn it all down
>>173006
i thought u were above this kind of posting
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>>173008
You and me both, bud.
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>>173011
not like i'm gonna leave until my ban on /animus/ is up though…
No.173013
>coming onto an image board
>complaining about things being boring
Why not just go outside?
Lmao, literally just walk away from the screen, no one is keeping you here.
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>>172997
Ahri is the worst thing ever happend to LoL.
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>>173013
nobody is forcing people here to be boring as fuck
No.173018
File: 1458428850247.jpg (203.38 KB, 850x1394, 25:41, sample-1dd78401ccddae852f7….jpg)
>>173016
that doesn't change the fact that it's retarded to stay when you don't like it, especially when it's a group thing, and everyone else is the problem except you
No.173019
>>173008
what do you mean?
I have always posted like this
>>173009
this is the lewd board!
>>173015
I dont play lol
her lewds are good
No.173020
>>173012
I've never been there, but it sounds like even worse of a shithole than here. Don't think I'll stay around much longer.
No.173023
You guys can get lewder for sure
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File: 1458428986339.jpg (135.19 KB, 850x741, 850:741, sample-7ce06afc13af9c96798….jpg)
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>>173017
thats hot
>>173019
Its not
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>>173018
what few good posters are here keep me around
>>173019
u did?
>>173020
no, it's better
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>>173027
ikr
what an awful place
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>>173025
Uh please watch your language please
No.173030
File: 1458429097352.jpg (1.05 MB, 1684x1191, 1684:1191, 9b281706381f82ba99f440d064….jpg)
No.173033
Let's shift into the next gear!
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>>173029
umm that is very attractive?
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>>173031
>>173032
xd
you have no real argument bcuz when i point out that this place is shit you realize i'm right
No.173037
>>173028
No like irl I feel like im going to puke I just feel sick becuase I saw something super super super super attractive and im light headed adn dizzy
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>>173025
it says /lewd/ at the top!
>>173026
I did!
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No.173044
>>173041
yo but like i dont even care about the 'degeneracy' thing
No.173045
>>173039
It does not
>>173042
senpai no!
No.173046
>>173040
why do you insist on shitposting?
>>173042
Get'em, li'l bit!
>>173045
it dooooes!
No.173048
>>173046
what? how am i shitposting?
No.173049
File: 1458429485846.png (81.54 KB, 260x441, 260:441, miserablefuckingdegenerate….png)
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>>173045
It must be done
>>173046
Just Bit!
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No.173052
>>173049
"morality" is bullshit
No.173054
>>173047
whaaat?
>>173048
spamming and changing your name to avoid filters and stuff like that
>>173050
can't make me!
No.173055
>>173046
I may not know how to read but I do know that it does not say /lewd/
>>173050
I am sorry…
I was bad forgive me!
No.173056
>>173053
>
>>173054
how am i spamming
No.173058
>>173055
there is a girl being fucked by a dog!
>>173056
not right now!
No.173059
>there's no arguing
>E-ECHOCHAMBER
holy fuck, why does there NEED to be arguing
and it's not "discussion" either, it never is
No.173060
>>173057
th-that won't work!
No.173061
>>173057
ouch.. ;_;
>>173058
That banner was a mistake that cant be changed cause 8ch a shit
No.173062
>>173058
i never even spam anymore so wtf are you talking about
you just say it's shitposting because you don't like it
>>173059
response
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No.173065
>>173060
Pack your bags
>>173061
You too
No.173066
>>173064
This is just far easier than trying to convince a stubborn man to change his ways, you are simply not worth the effort.
No.173067
File: 1458429940265.jpg (602.06 KB, 1000x1414, 500:707, befc344b29b4cdadde9527ac5f….jpg)
So, /lewd/.
Is there a fetish we all have in common?
No.173068
>>173065
fine I will leave…
No.173070
>>173061
and who's mistake was it?
>>173062
that was the point I was getting at
just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's bad
>>173065
Noooooo!
>>173067
stockings/long socks/etc
No.173072
>>173069
Exactly my point.
No.173074
>>173067
Doubt it
>>173068
hey so long, see ya sucker, bon voyage, arrivederci, later loser, goodbye, good riddance, peace out, let the doorknob hit ya where the good Lord split ya, don't come back around here no more, hasta la vista baby, kick rocks, and get the hell out! jk
>>173070
and take your nerd stuff too!!
No.173075
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>>173070
so your point is that things are subjective
okay, neat
>>173072
you do realize i can be reasoned with
you're the one who put forth no effort in the first place
mothafucka
No.173078
>>173070
Nouns
>>173074
that was mean joke bit!
No.173080
>>173070
Nouns
>>173074
that was a mean joke bit!
No.173081
>>173070
have this
>>173071
and this one too
No.173082
>>173075
>>173076
But people do that in public and with non-sexual connotations?
No.173083
>>173082
>>173081
>>173079
>>173076
>>173075
>>173073
>>173071
>>173067
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
No.173084
>>173074
I'll take you too!
>>173077
you asked why I post this stuff
I post it because I enjoy it
why are you being combative?
>>173080
and I am Noun2!
No.173085
>>173082
See! It's a very common fetish! it's even accepted in public!
No.173086
>>173077
Perhaps more so than the rest of those here, however we've never really had much of a serious discussion. On top of that, everyone else is too busy trying to convince you how terrible you are for disagreeing.
No.173087
>>173085
Well, it's not one of mine.
No.173088
>>173082
It can still be a fetish, especially if someone is restricted any form of contact for example a master commanding no contact other than hand holding
No.173090
>>173088
Ehh, wouldn't that be some kind of denial fetish, though?
No.173091
>>173087
The same as groping etc, anything can have a fetish really, depends on how much the person with the fetish gets off on it
No.173092
File: 1458430413651.png (2.21 MB, 1500x927, 500:309, cbd341cf80da81729dc5830e98….png)
>tfw no cute waifu to drink hard liquor with
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No.173094
File: 1458430449724.jpg (605.52 KB, 846x1000, 423:500, 3fcf35d77be13ff33a5954d994….jpg)
>>173090
It could be both, the person with the fetish is the one who would get the most out of it
No.173096
>>173078
I apologize, please accept the chicken nugget I sent this morning
>>173084
Nuh uh I'm here to stay!
No.173097
>>173084
Yes so no posting lewd
>>173092
why even live…
No.173098
File: 1458430527536.jpg (208.89 KB, 743x942, 743:942, 1558992 - Parsee_Mizuhashi….jpg)
>>173092
>tfw alone
>>173096
Too late!
>>173097
whyyyyyyy
No.173099
>>173084
because i dont like it.
>>173086
okay well if you want to then go ahead
>>173092
>>173093
>>173095
>>173097
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
No.173100
>>173094
I shall bow to your extensive knowledge of fetishes.
>>173099
>all these people who aren't replying to you
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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No.173104
>>173096
I never gave you my address though
>>173098
Its not p.ure
No.173105
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
be honest
mustaches
ye or nah
No.173108
File: 1458430701674.png (478.92 KB, 700x993, 700:993, f1003abd6b1332ff53385b62a3….png)
>>173092
I'm here, waiting for you to make your move.
No.173109
good posters
please go to /animus/ from now on
this place should only be used as a containment board
by good posters i mean
motley
rain
kyoko
daisies
uh
that italian guy
um
i'm forgetting the others
No.173110
File: 1458430768065.png (338.74 KB, 556x960, 139:240, 10583796_241486389529568_2….png)
>>173098
It's never to late! You can't make me!
>>173104
Oh guess some random stranger is getting that nugget. You missed out..
No.173111
File: 1458430861081.jpg (109.31 KB, 850x683, 850:683, sample-d416ac7720e2d65a29a….jpg)
I don't know who she is but she drinks, so I like her despite her lack of long hair.
>>173099
I'll give you a (you) cause your such a slut.
>>173098
It's okay cato we can go be alone, in my bed, together.
>>173097
Cause I still at least have alcohol
>>173095
I said cute
>>173093
mfw
>>173108
I still asked for a cute person though.
No.173113
>>173111
thanks
i dont really care
boring-ass faggot
No.173114
>>173105
ye
>>173106
Stop that!
>>173110
Okay it may look like im crying but those are just tears
>>173111
Same here. might have to open up a second bottle of mead tonight
No.173115
File: 1458430999540.jpg (335.63 KB, 600x849, 200:283, 582f35720ae3340ed8fee7d6bf….jpg)
>>173113
Love you too.
Though why you gotta be so aggressive, you can tell me your problems. It's good for you to vent sometimes.
>>173114
Seems like a good idea, what kind of mead is it?
No.173116
>>173104
Nobody is p ure!
>>173106
yay!
>>173111
can we snuggle too?
No.173117
File: 1458431058001.png (203.51 KB, 600x657, 200:219, 12020f919204ee5a58d52ddac6….png)
>>173111
Are you saying I'm not cute?
No.173118
>>173115
i hate this fucking place and i'm disgusted by you people making nothing but boring conversation 24/7
i would fucking kill myself if i were half as boring as you freaks
No.173119
>>173114
Oh I know, I'm drinking your tears now.
No.173120
I wanna kiss mangos tummy
No.173121
how can you live with yourselves?
No.173123
>>173114
finally someone agrees.
would you have one?
No.173124
>>173118
But you are posting here now, so you must be equally as boring. I figured a more exciting and interesting person would do something a bit more productive.
>>173117
Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.
>>173116
Sure, we can do it while watching anime.
No.173125
No.173126
>>173115
This is an apple mead so like split between honey and and apple the other is a traditional mead both made somewhat locally
>>173116
I am
>>173119
Are they at least good?
>>173122
DELETE THIS
>>173123
I got one
also a beard
No.173127
File: 1458431272493.jpg (290.85 KB, 700x988, 175:247, 9d90ccf392e9bfdd42cec6c677….jpg)
>>173124
Wow, you're rude.
No.173129
>>173126
No your tears taste horrible. Please change your diet
No.173130
>>173121
I got an internship with NASA
things are pretty great TBH
>>173124
o-ok
>>173126
nuh uh!
No.173131
>>173124
>you are posting here now, so you must be equally as boring
this is not true at all.
i mean it's nothing but anime, video games, and stuttering emoticon idiocy
don't you get tired of the same thing over and over
no discussion about good music
no discussion about good movies
no discussion about interesting ideas
how can you live such seemingly empty lives
No.173132
whos the cutest nicest and most sweet shrine maiden in all of lewd???
No.173134
>>173125
>>173126
wew what kinda style??
No.173135
>>173130
dont you think theres more to life than work and mindless talk about nothing of value?
No.173136
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>>173124
I just realized she has heterochromia of the best kind. She is 10/10 waifu.
>>173126
Oh nice, then you should definitely get to both of those tonight.
>>173127
You can always prove me wrong hun, you just haven't given me anything to believe you are cute yet.
>>173131
You like music and movies, doesn't that just mean you are a boring person? You have your hobbies yes, but fundamentally liking movies is no different than liking anime. Similar to music to video games. All of them are just forms of media.
I like to travel, cook, and fish. Would you prefer I talk about those?
Also in regards to interesting ideas, you have fed none yourself, so that means you fall in the same category.
>>173132
DTomo
>>173130
Then you can get a dick in your ass too, it all works out.
No.173137
No.173138
>>173133
>>173136
im the only shrine maiden in lewd!!!!!
D;
No.173139
>>173136
it's vastly different
anime and video games are garbage - music and films are not
yes
please
literally anything else would be better than what i listed
this is plainly untrue
No.173140
>>173136
that's how life works
>>173135
i have a decent number of good friends too
the only thing I am missing is a gf
No.173141
>>173136
Well, what do you want to see?
>>173138
Nah.
No.173142
I am in need of a shrine maiden!
No.173143
>>173128
Bully
>>173129
What should I eat more of?
cheeseburgers?
>>173130
Its true ask anyone
>>173134
I dont feel like posting a pic on lewd tonight so ill show you on steam
>>173136
Yeah but its a lot to drink
No.173144
No.173146
>>173140
yeah so?
>>173142
oh thank god someone good
No.173147
>>173137
ohhh now I see it lol
>>173143
ohh thats okai too
No.173148
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>>173143
I'm not bullying you
No.173149
>>173143
I asked myself and I said it isn't!
No.173150
>>173145
I said maiden not whore
>>173146
Nice to see you again Lewdie! What have you been doing all day today?
>>173141
I need good luck shrine maiden Mango! I just spent a lot of money!
No.173151
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>173139
That's just your opinion though, anime has been rising in popularity quite significantly doesn't that prove it's not trash? The same is true of video games.
You hating what other people like makes you a boring an done dimensional character, like a bad trope whose actions are predictable.
>>173141
Post your face.
>>173138
Naw, I have 50 professions and one of them is shrine maiden.
>>173143
Don't be a casual burt, if I wasn't blaring music I'd have you get in skype just to bully you.
No.173152
File: 1458431739907.png (5.26 MB, 3018x2125, 3018:2125, 6d659d4f4b04cd5ba58d35e72b….png)
>>173146
those are things other than work and are important
an also ways that I live with myself
No.173153
>>173092
>tfw have myself
That's good enough.
>>173132
It's me, I know it.
No.173154
>>173143
No more burgers, you must stay on a strict banana diet
No.173156
>>173151
Nah.
>>173150
How does a Shrine Maiden can help you with spent money?
No.173157
>>173150
lewdie? the fuck?
im sci
>>173151
1. no, popularity does not imply quality
2. the fact that i express my opinions doesn't make me one-dimensional. believe it or not, i'm not a written character - i'm a person
>>173152
groan whatever
No.173158
File: 1458431884936.jpg (666.13 KB, 1600x1132, 400:283, f5fd5cda43fd13976a6cd46d9f….jpg)
>>173153
You have yourself and I have alcohol.
We will make this journey together Miles!
>>173156
Then you remain ugly!
I bet you don't even have a cute scar on your body anyways, how plain.
No.173159
>>173147
>filename
>>173148
are too
>>173149
I meant other then you
>>173151
Well that would be rude but i mean volume wise.
>>173154
Only bananas?!
No.173160
File: 1458431972178.jpg (409.42 KB, 787x1165, 787:1165, 1d31602aac302cac1263eca70c….jpg)
>>173157
Oh you are sci, no wonder you are a one dimensional character, the fact you think that only applies to written material is proof enough. You are free to leave whenever you like. I'm done replying to someone who is so desperate for attention, especially when it's from me.
No.173161
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>>173158
>scar
Didn't we clear that yesterday already?
Are you that forgetfull?
No.173163
>>173160
i'm not desperate for attention.
i'm desperate for intellectual and emotional stimulation and i get next to none from this place or you people.
repulsive
No.173164
>>173155
Whores can love too!
>>173157
Your name says lewdie…
>>173156
I just need good fortune so that everything works out with the thing I spent money on. Shrine maidens can do that, right?
No.173165
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No.173166
>>173164
that's just the default if you leave the name field blank.
why are you here?
No.173168
File: 1458432073610.jpg (323.13 KB, 700x922, 350:461, 8fb065e5902ffe592cf87ecb9a….jpg)
Mango + Tomato = ?
>>173159
tht's not what you said!
No.173169
>>173159
Yes, you start tomorrow. Think you can do it?
No.173170
>>173159
this folder is full of lovely names
No.173171
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>>173161
I didn't post that much yesterday, the only think we verified was you are 29. You might have talked with Magi about it not me.
So where is it at?
>>173162
I thought only miles posted nichijou.
Now my life is confused, that or I forgot your name. Both are common.
>>173159
Well there is a direct correlation between the amount of alcohol you consume and the loudness of your music.
>>173168
Never
>>173163
One day someone will love you, actually no, that day will never come. Okay csgo no time to be baited into more (you)'s
Feel free to send me a friend request on steam, I'll be sure to deny it anytime you want.
No.173172
>>173164
I'm more of a fen shui person.
Try placing yellow furniture to the south side of your room, that should help.
>>173171
Oh that? That was a total lie, you know. I'm not that old.
No.173174
>>173165
I asked you to not do something then you did it!
thats bullying!
>>173168
It was implied!
>>173169
I dont know that diet is bananas
>>173170
I can see that now
>>173171
Hey you know what i meant
No.173175
No.173176
>>173171
all you can do it attack me personally and not my ideas because i'm right and you're a hopelessly boring and mindless loser on a board full of hopelessly boring and mindless losers.
i hope you all die.
nothing would be lost.
No.173177
>>173171
I will most of the time exclusively post Nichijou and don't use a name in the name field if that helps at all.
No.173181
>>173172
Wait is it, how old are you then!
I swear you are 18 still if thats the case.
I'm gullible and naive, I trust people too much and same time why I have trust issues.
>>173174
It's okay we can listen to loud music together babe!
>>173177
Aww wait, I'm pretty sure I called you miles before and oyu never called it out then.
Give me a name to use!
No.173182
File: 1458432506658.png (278.93 KB, 737x721, 737:721, 055be421c8e3f87c713d213cca….png)
I think that guy is funny.
He's trying so hard.
>>173181
I'm between 18 and 29.
No.173183
>>173180
Hi there fam. Still sticking around?
>>173181
I might have not noticed. Sorry.
Motley.
No.173184
>>173178
I dont think I can do that
>>173179
you too
>>173181
I dont like loud music
No.173185
>>173183
go to animus from now on
No.173186
No.173189
File: 1458432664343.jpg (296.35 KB, 500x697, 500:697, 5f26974a2fce4424d08133a59e….jpg)
>>173171
It has to be!
>>173174
Soooo?
No.173190
>>173182
That's his entire life, you are 18 it's confirmed SO I AM OLDER THAN YOU.
Fuck you my happiness will last forever and ever.
>>173183
Motley? That's a weird name, is that user name or online name only?
>>173184
Why not?
No.173191
>>173185
I got my reasons not to bae, if you really want to know send me a message. When you can.
>>173190
Wouldn't username and online name be the same thing?
No.173192
>>173190
Okay, let me rephrase it.
I'm between 19 and 29.
No.173193
File: 1458432825564.jpg (117.94 KB, 850x606, 425:303, sample-1b78f8a60a0f1707263….jpg)
>>173174
Nuh uh I'm not bullying you :3
No.173194
>>173191
okay i will in a bit
No.173195
>>173188
yes senpai…
>>173189
So ask anyone else but yourself
>>173190
I hurt my hearing enough anyway
>>173193
we all saw it
No.173196
File: 1458432931317.jpg (38.13 KB, 599x696, 599:696, 0650aad7e5469b8a1ef54bbeee….jpg)
No.173197
File: 1458432956735.jpg (546.83 KB, 308x500, 77:125, I am picturing you in a dr….jpg)
>>173184
thanks
>>173187
oohh nice pic
No.173198
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>>173191
Oh I meant real name and username
>>173192
Aw ok I mean I'm 22 so still older.
>>173195
So you can hurt it more it's fine.
>>173196
Cato go post a pic of your face.
No.173199
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>>173195
It wasn't bullying
No.173200
File: 1458433113584.jpg (123.48 KB, 839x600, 839:600, ad1cc81bd5dfe30fd5be3ad02f….jpg)
>>173198
Well, that's too fucking bad.
I'm 23.
No.173201
>>173198
Username. However I've seen Motley as a last/surname before. I thought that was pretty interesting.
No.173203
>>173196
>>173197
dont picture me in that!
>>173198
Id rather not!
>>173199
Was too ask anyone
No.173206
>>173200
Nope you are 19
I refuse to believe anything you tell me since you are a frequent liar now.
>>173201
Aw it's okya I call myself Kelfryn which is my only username and there is 1 person in the world with it as his real name. It's weird.
>>173202
So I can know how hard to flirt with you!
>>173203
Too bad, being deaf would be cool and make you cuter.
No.173208
>>173201
Will you be my bf ?
Best friend
No.173209
>>173206
How would it?
that would be awful
No.173211
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>>173206
I am never actually gonna do anything irl, so it doesn't really matter
>>173207
only for kissu
No.173212
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>>173206
Well, you're free to believe whatever you want.
I'm still not 19.
No.173213
>>173210
>>173211
You trying to corrupt me?
No.173214
>>173210
Are you sober yet?
No.173217
>>173215
slap you
>>173216
You sure?
cause kissing is a gateway act
No.173219
>>173211
But how am I suppose to seduce you under these conditions!
I need other material to flirt with other than just the people I met today in /vg/.
>>173212
It's 19
That or younger
>>173209
Cause it would be, then I'd get to speak to you in sign language!
No.173220
>>173206
How do you know there's someone with that name at all?
>>173208
I have enough bfs.
No.173221
>>173220
I googled my username to see what would should up. You can actually find nearly everything since if you search far enough you can just find my face.
Still he spells it Kel'Fryn
No.173222
>>173214
im not sure if im sleepy or drunk
wouldnt take the risk
>>173217
aaaah please no!
No.173223
>>173218
You can give me one kissu if you promise not to corrupt me
>>173219
I dont want to learn it, if i wanted to i could of learned it. you can be deaf if you want
>>173222
*slaps twice*
I do this cause I love you
No.173224
>>173219
maybe I jsut dont like how I look
No.173226
>>173220
Too bad you're my bf now
No.173228
>>173226
you're nothing but the pictures you save.
by yourself you're worthless.
No.173229
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>>173223
I knew a lot in elementary school cause we had to learn it since we had a large deaf population at our school. No idea why.
>>173224
That doesn't mean I won't like how you look.
No.173230
>>173221
Now what would be the odds of that happening? Well, doesn't sound like a bad name either way at least.
>>173226
You're a stubborn one.
No.173232
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>>173225
why are you still here if you hate this place?
>>173226
Nobody can have unconsentual bfs other than me!
>>173229
you'd have to be super gay to think I'm cute!
No.173233
>>173227
>>173229
The college I went to had a very large deaf population
>>173231
shh its over now you are all good now
No.173234
>>173232
once my ban is up on animus i'll leave.
believe me, i'm as excited about getting out of this hellhole as people here are about my leaving.
No.173235
>>173225
>dude drugs lmao
now who would talk about such an immature and stupid thing?
No.173236
>>173219
But it's fucking wrong.
>>173222
You seem like you don't even want it.
No.173237
>>173234
I mean
you could just :not: post
No.173241
>>173233
phew
>>173236
..noo but this is like my drunk weekend.. just a bad time
No.173242
No.173243
>>173232
Well I'm pretty gay, so try me.
>>173230
Very low, I thought I made an original OC name and everything.
I've heavily considered changing my name to it at one point.
>>173233
You went to college?!?
>>173236
Well you have given me no evidence and haven't corrected me either. So you are 19
No.173244
>tfw coming into this thread being deaf irl
ASL isn't that hard to learn guys, plus I hear it looks good on resumes!
No.173245
File: 1458434893883.jpg (244.13 KB, 637x900, 637:900, 1460e72a0f2e41a4612f4fcbf1….jpg)
>>173244
WHITE MAGE
We gotta get married now, good thing I already have you added so I can bully you into it as well.
Perfect 10/10 husband.
I'm incredibly blind so you will have to make up for that
No.173246
>>173239
This
>>173240
Nooo
did I miss a Burt post? </3
No.173248
>>173237
yep
but while i'm here i'll make sure to remind /lewd/ of how awful it is
No.173249
>>173241
just dont act up
>>173243
I dropped out twice thank you very much
>>173244
From what I saw it isnt I actually do wish I learned some of it in my time at college
>>173246
yes </3
No.173250
>>173243
If only one person has it, and as a real name, then it can't be all that bad.
No.173253
>>173243
This is a really shitty selfie I took a week ago.
No.173255
>>173245
We can't get marriage! Besides, my vision edges towards legal blindness, too…
>>173250
I definitely encourage people to try, since it's way easier than learning verbal languages and it's always a really nice surprise when you interact with a stranger and they know ASL
No.173256
>>173254
get outta here quick
No.173257
>>173248
you are here almost constantly, you obviously aren't doing the whole not posting thing
>>173253
…I did not realize how bad this picture was until I opened it on my computer
No.173259
>>173251
What does this mean?
>>173255
Wrong post I assume? Or am I just dumb and missing something?
No.173261
>>173243
I just told you I'm 23.
Why should I lie about that?
>>173241
Your own fault. You should plan better for the future.
No.173262
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>>173255
Why can't we get married?
Don't tell me you found someone else already! I thought we had something special between us too.
>>173253
Nothing is even bad about the picture though, plus you said you took this a week ago didn't you say you weren't gonna do any IRL stuff?
You are bullied rather easily.
YOu aren't too bad looking, I'd give it a 6.5/10
>>173250
Yeah but not nearly as unique. Fucking fucker stealing my name. He is a muhammad and all.
>>173249
Oh wow! I only dropped out once.
I still have vocational school certificates though, two of them in fact.
No.173265
>>173255
I just wish I could have talked to more people at my school since a good amount were deaf
I had like two deaf professors was interesting
>>173258
Good boy
No.173266
>>173259
Er yeah, meant it for >>173249
>>173262
Marriage is permanent and stuff!
>>173264
>a/s/l
What year is it? But it's okay, I'm old enough
No.173267
>>173255
I want to kiss your tummy
No.173268
Look what I found on the beach
Green and red
No.173269
>>173268
Rocks?
Cool, dude…
No.173270
>>173262
I win!
I got some certifacates and stuff from the army for my mos and one from a vocational school that worked with my highschool
>>173263
No.173271
File: 1458435827167.jpg (164.73 KB, 600x881, 600:881, 5e611cd29b4fb68a298d3ae02a….jpg)
>>173266
That was supposed to be a joke
You were supposed to laugh because I'm a funny guy
right?
Riiiight?
>>173262
I have shaved and got my hair cut relatively short since then!
No.173272
ni ni
>>173261
I am quite a horrible planner..
>>173265
yush
No.173273
>>173262
You just have to go kill him. Nothing too bad. I believe that you can do it. Or find a new name, whichever works?
>>173266
I thought so, was just making sure.
However on the topic, I have a deaf cousin. Never really learned ASL however.
No.173275
>>173272
night night
and you did
No.173276
>>173272
Idiot~
Get sober for tommorow.
No.173277
>>173275
Hey burt are you cute~
No.173278
>>173267
That's cute~
>>173271
He he.. ha ha?
No.173279
>tfw you are literally a completely different person than you were a month ago
No.173281
File: 1458436091947.jpg (2.53 MB, 4076x5932, 1019:1483, 55968a393d50e56a5b9ac7873c….jpg)
No.173282
>>173277
Nah im ugly as sin
>>173280
No.173283
>>173278
Whitemage a shit!
Seer a best!
No.173284
File: 1458436223523.jpg (163.2 KB, 600x881, 600:881, 0634444e813e4690cc3178b898….jpg)
>>173268
>>173269
I'm pretty sure the red ones are bricks
>>173278
There you go!
what's up?
>>173279
What were you like a month ago?
No.173286
File: 1458436277638.png (158.82 KB, 471x389, 471:389, tumblr_static_tumblr_mr4zs….png)
No.173287
>>173282
Do a vocaroo for your boo pls
No.173288
>>173286
probably isn't a bad thing
No.173289
>>173288
who knows
ask someone if i was more tolerable a month ago
No.173290
>>173283
>seer
Literally who?
>>173281
Maybe some day I will also do cute things, who can say?
>>173284
Settling in for the evening. I'm new here but I think I recognize your name from elsewhere, hmm…
No.173291
>>173289
Are you not tolerable now?
No.173294
>>173291
ask someone who knows me well
because i dont know myself very well
some people here ive told things ive never told anyone irl
i think its the semi-anonymity
No.173295
>>173290
Maybe you remember them as devout.
Literally a better whitemage class.
No.173296
>>173290
I'm actually Cato
I post as Nounsquared because he posted Holo when I first came here
Good week?
No.173298
File: 1458436536200.png (1.98 MB, 1064x1446, 532:723, 4b13fdfa9847f139db39cdbf3f….png)
>>173266
Yeah it's great, I'll keep you with me forever then.
>>173267
NO THATS MY TUMMY TO KISS
>>173270
Fuck you I can an Onet code and a A+Certificiate.
I GOT TWO THINGS
One says I can network the other says I can fix computers
>>173271
Ewww, okay you became icky
I thought your stubble was pretty cute, and I'm a hair fetishist so the longer the hair the better
>>173273
He will die first it's okay, I don't think most muhammads live that long.
Still I plan to live to 120 so eventually it will be my name.
>>173279
How so?
No.173299
>>173292
Okay :) I don't think you are though
No.173300
>>173298
its probably estrogen now that i think about it
No.173301
>>173292
Damn you sound mind blowing
No.173302
>>173298
>ignoring me
Rude.
No.173303
>>173290
I'll have you do that someday for sure. I hope you know I'm mirroring these responses on steam as well
No.173304
>>173298
well the stubble will be back in a day or two and the hair will probably be longer than that in a month or two because I rarely get it cut
No.173305
>>173295
It's not about tiers, it's about being iconic and slutty!
>>173296
Riddled with car troubles, insomnia and anxiety, actually, but hopefully next week will pick up!
>>173298
Only if you cuck me!
No.173306
>>173298
arent you a kool kid
>>173299
LIES
>>173301
No.173307
>>173294
I'd rather know more about you now than you a month ago, though!
No.173308
File: 1458436766783.png (183.45 KB, 443x698, 443:698, a29603703a66f3adf26f8e7a33….png)
>>173305
>It's not about tiers
How do you expect to heal anyone without devout/seer skills?
How can you be a good healslut if you're not even healing?
No.173309
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>>173306
I'm not, but I'm not going to argue with you
No.173311
Outta here for now.
>>173298
That's quite a while to live. I hope you can make it. Maybe you should stop trying it so much.
No.173312
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No.173313
No.173315
>>173307
>>173313
oops
Well, I don't actually know much about myself, really. I'm a chubby transgirl with an unrequited crush and a love for anime
not much else to tell
im sorta clingy and obnoxious
No.173316
>>173305
>that wordfilter
I s-swear I said P U R E not that!
>>173308
My heals are more than adequate! Besides worrying too much about numbers makes you forget about the -real- reason for being a healer!
>>173312
Post fluffy tail.
>>173314
Can I be a good boy, too?
No.173317
>>173315
that is a good start!
>>173316
floof!
No.173319
>>173316
>tank is dead
>can't get the hot dicking afterwards
Oh, so you're into necrophilia?
No.173322
>>173300
I really don't think you are different, you are crazy.
>>173302
I'm sorry I miss a lot of (you)'s no matter the board or site.
What did you post at me?
>>173304
No go all the way long, so just never cut it again.
>>173305
But I want to have a slutty and cute husband to take care of like you.
Though if you insist I can manage that. I'll even let you watch.
>>173306
I'm pretty cool, cause god damn so many replies.
>>173311
Stop trying what so much, still it's not that long. Most my family comitted suicide. Like every uncle/aunt has. So my family has a shit life, I gotta break that cycle.
No.173323
>>173322
it was more in the time you left
im sorta going back to where i was
No.173324
>>173322
I said kool not cool
No.173325
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>>173322
Oh forget it
>>173321
Keep going.
No.173326
>>173317
Yay~
>>173318
Double Yay~
>>173319
>implying the tank wouldn't just fuck me harder out of anger if he died
>implying I'd let the tank die in the first place
The nerve of some people! Clearly seers are of low moral fiber…
No.173328
>>173323
I'm glad I could put you back on track. How were you different while I was gone?
>>173325
Okay
>>173324
Whats the difference?
>>173326
Don't ignore me husband!
No.173329
>>173328
a lot more like mayaka
No.173331
>>173322
let's just flirt anyway!
>>173326
Yay!!
No.173333
>>173326
He would do it once maybe.
But he wouldn't take you along the next fight. I'm sure he would look for a powerfull Seer to stroke his co- … I mean heal his wounds.
No.173334
>>173328
Kool>cool
and you aint kool
>>173330
No.173335
>>173328
I can't be husband, I'm just wittle!
No.173336
>>173329
Oh so worse, so how did you improve again?
>>173331
Okay as long as you know I'm marrying white mage.
But he wants to be cucked, so there we go, a perfect plan.
>>173330
BIT YOU PROMISED ANIME TODAY!
Where is it
No.173337
>>173336
just got tired of her shit and hormones
No.173338
>>173332
I love rice
>>173334
Girls can't love girls, delete this
>>173336
I didn't promise anything, I said maybe.
No.173339
>>173335
Nope your name for me is now husband, sicne thats what you are. Congratulations.
>>173334
I'm the most kool, fuck you nerd.
>>173337
oh rip
No.173340
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>>173336
I'll steal him from you if you don't!
No.173341
Oh well. I'm going to bed.
Farewell, /lewd/
No.173342
>>173339
That can't be legal!
No.173344
>>173339
eh
i mean were still friends
and idk shes funny
wouldnt fuck her tho
No.173346
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No.173347
>>173342
Why isn't it legal?
>>173344
RIP, I mean you shouldn't.
Both of you are sub sluts how does that even work, you rub butts together?
>>173343
Call me when you have as much alcohol as me.
>>173341
Night night babe.
No.173348
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No.173349
>>173341
Night night
>>173343
>lewding a mic
That is 5-10 years in prison
No.173350
>>173346
go to bed!
pervert
No.173351
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>>173350
THat isn't p.ure!
No.173352
>>173347
idk anymore man
shes
just too nuts for me
and thats saying something
No.173353
>>173347
You act like i dont drink like a race horse
>>173349
Dont arrest me!
>>173351
huh?
No.173354
>>173353
you told me not to post lewds then you go and do it yourself!
No.173355
>>173353
>>173347
I meant fish
Its piss like a race horse
sorry drunk
>>173354
thats not lewd
No.173356
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>>173355
there was cum on pantyhose!
No.173357
>>173347
I didn't even consent!
>>173354
Just post lewds anywats
No.173358
>>173356
That is ice cream
No.173359
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>>173357
Only if you do!
>>173358
Fuck you Burt!
You are lewd~
No.173360
>>173357
That's fine, are you implying you'd say no?
Worst husband ever!
>>173353
Burt go home you are drunk
>>173352
I"m crazy and nuts too though.
No.173361
>>173353
Why a not? I should right now
No.173363
>>173359
excuse me I am not
>>173360
I am home and in my room
No.173364
>>173361
Cause you are my senpai
No.173365
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>>173363
JUST BE THE BARE NAKED LADIES YOU WERE ALWAYS MEANT TO BE!
No.173366
>>173362
God damn what babe?
>>173363
You should be at my home and in my room?
No.173367
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No.173368
>>173367
I honestly don't, that's why I asked you hun.
No.173369
>>173365
No that is not what I was meant to be!
>>173366
uh no I should not!
No.173370
>>173364
A great reason but I must set an example.
No.173371
>>173368
It doesn't matter!
Hurry up and make up for it already!
>>173369
It isss!
No.173372
guys who told maya i was being mean
seriously not cool D:<
No.173373
>>173370
Come one let me off.. again…!
>>173371
Is not!
No.173374
No.173375
what are you supposed to do when your mug is too big for your mouth and you spill all over yourself when you sip
No.173376
>>173375
let your beard catch the parts that spilt
No.173377
>>173373
Just follow the rules!
>>173375
Get a straw?
No.173378
>>173375
use a straw or take baby sips fucking idiot
No.173379
>>173371
How you want me to make up for it then hun?
No.173380
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>>173376
what if I don't have a beard and it goes down my shirt instead
>>173377
>>173378
isn't it weird to use a staw with tea though
No.173381
>>173377
Im trying my best! I promise!
you gotta teach me!
>>173380
Grow a beard
No.173382
>>173380
Who's even watching you to judge ?
No.173383
>>173380
You might have to grow a beard
>>173381
No.173384
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>>173381
>>173383
I can't grow facial hair though
>>173382
my conscious
and you
No.173385
Why is painting minis so hard, /lewd/?
>>173383
>girls in military/schoolgirl uniforms will never step on you
No.173387
>>173384
I judge everything you do it's a part of the contract you signed when you agreed to be my boyfriend
No.173388
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>>173387
>moes face when he agreed to be my boyfriend first
>>173385
Don't ignore me hun, but you paint minis?
What for, that also adds an additional +5 on the how likely I am to marry you chart.
No.173389
>>173384
Hmm buy a smaller mug or just slap in a straw or shave off Burts beard and glue it on you
>>173385
Let me dream ;_;
>>173386
I was joking about the last part!
No.173390
>>173389
Oh good! I didnt really want that what reward would i get?>
No.173391
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>>173386
>a man without a beard is like a lion without a dick
o-oh
>>173387
will you judge me for drinking milk tea through a straw boyfriend
>>173388
if you love me then you will either watch with me or tell me you don't want to
>>173389
but then burt would get drinks down his shirt until it grew back
No.173392
>>173390
>I didnt really want that what reward would i get?>
No.173393
>>173391
its a good song no?
>>173392
is that no reward at all…
No.173396
>>173388
I'm not marrying anyone! I'm a free spirit!
>>173389
Don't worry, I'll keep dreaming too in pervert fantasies with incredible detail
>>173394
W-well now
No.173397
>>173391
I'm sure he wont mind, just make sure to do it when he is drunk or sleep.
>>173393
Don't worry about a reward, just do your best!
No.173398
>>173391
Oh I forgot, I'm busy being me, alright I'm pulling the stream and everything up right now babe since I love you so much.
>>173396
It's okay when we marry I'll still let you be a slut, don't worry. Or I'll just put a collar around your neck and slut you out of my own will.
No.173399
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>>173393
it's pretty good yeah
maybe it will give me power to not get tea tummy
>>173395
then will you drink the tea for me and share when we kiss
No.173400
>>173397
first DONT SHAVE MY BEARD!
second but a reward will make me want to work my best!
>>173399
I dont know what tea tummy is but yes it will
No.173401
>>173396
VR soon! Just gotta save $700 plus and play the waiting game
>>173400
What do you want?
No.173402
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>>173401
When we get VR, I'm gonna fuck you and you gonna get a long range dildo toy, while I have the long range onahole. It will be great.
No.173403
>>173399
I'll leave a little bit on my tongue so you can taste it darling <3
No.173404
>>173401
anything you want to give me as a reward!
its the thought not the content senpai
No.173405
>>173402
>Implying I would let you in my VR space
pls
>>173404
Uhh I'm not very good at giving people gifts unless they ask for something!
No.173406
>>173405
give me attention in any shape or form!
No.173407
>>173406
I already talk to you so your reward was given!
No.173408
>>173405
>Implying I wouldn't go back to security class just to get inside your VR space.
No.173409
>>173407
what about some hand holding then?
No.173410
>>173408
>Implying I wouldn't turn off my internet to play my waifu games
No.173412
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No.173413
>>173409
The contract says 2 seconds
>>173412
Not much people here but you're free to make the next thread
No.173414
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No.173415
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>>173410
>Implying I wouldn't secretly rape you while you are stuck in VR
No.173421
>>173067
femdom seems to be pretty popular
just my opinion