No.171670
"P.O.P. Hold It down!" edition!
No.171678
No.171682
>>171674
Okay, I'm sorry.
>>171675
Thanks! We had dinner together, which was a bit of a logistical nightmare but we managed, then watched Amadeus and The Man of La Mancha together! And now we're just talking like normally, which is comfy enough in it's own way.
Oh, right! Must be wonderful having a new computer up and running, since I'm assuming it's not exactly budget rubbish!
No.171684
>tfw your bf avoids your questin to do stuff with you
No.171685
>>171676
Friends aside I always like making progress.
I guess its part of my imaginary autism, if I'm not beating at least 2 games a month and watching at least a show a week for anime my mind thinks I'm being lazy.
I need to increase my range of media and playing multiplayer games doesn't allow that.
No.171687
>>171663
Doing swell. How are you?
>>171668
It DOES seem sketchy as fuck…
No.171689
File: 1458349765128.png (445.55 KB, 506x750, 253:375, 54a791cfe37a818476177e0a96….png)
No.171690
>>171681 (Magi)
>>171683
You had me at "Can run Witcher 3"
>>171686
She looks too happy for that sign…
No.171692
File: 1458349865969.jpg (13.58 KB, 236x337, 236:337, 3d4e348765e5936e51f54c4108….jpg)
>>171682
No it's quite a good machine, finally finished so I'm getting it up to speed with the programs etc, before I decide to play somehting
>>171687
Doing good, just relaxing while installing a ton of stuff and trying to decide on what game to break in my 390
What about yourself?
>>171688
heh
No.171695
File: 1458349969751.png (364.89 KB, 800x1334, 400:667, a834ef8bfbc5b3a97f62849cb9….png)
>>171693
what's the lil thing in the bottom center that's circular?
No.171696
>>171692
On one of those "off" moods again…
Actually, you said that you built a new computer. What were the specs, if you don't mind me asking?
No.171697
No.171698
>>171688
I'm sorry…
>>171687
And then add in her head trauma which she was incredibly quick to point out was not caused by her husband, her triumphantly declaring her intent to steal an expensive bike to a complete stranger, the fact that it's technically illegal to drink in public in the first place (pubs, restaurants, etc. not included), and you have an image of a, well, unfortunate soul!
>>171692
I figured! Hope you'll enjoy it!
No.171699
>>171695
Huh I think it's like a plant pot or something
No.171700
File: 1458350170290.png (414.49 KB, 697x1000, 697:1000, 3c06190a876ef809fd28c465f7….png)
>>171694
milk tea is good though
do you drink any beverages like tea or coffee or anything?
>>171699
ah
weird looking pot, pretty view though
No.171701
>>171696
http://uk.pcpartpicker.com/p/CWdn3C
>>171698
It's so fast compared the the laptop, it's like night and day, 5 second reboot time :D
No.171703
>>171702
If I was going to install Linux like I have on another laptop it would be Mint
No.171704
No.171705
>>171698
Well, damn, that's sad. Hope her life gets better…
>>171701
Ooh, nice.
No.171706
>>171703
Well, that blows.
Might as well rub your feet over the carpet and touch the CPU.
No.171707
File: 1458350437682.png (387.58 KB, 600x778, 300:389, 4f5a26b40f6b580d181a380e3c….png)
>>171704
The ocean. It'd be like one big slime girl!
No.171708
>>171707
…But how would you do it?
No.171709
>>171707
>has read Kenkou Cross's Monster Girl Encyclopedia one too many times
No.171710
File: 1458350507467.png (136.9 KB, 701x609, 701:609, 634f6ee75227213abe3d65ed1f….png)
>>171707
>slime
Ehw. Of all the things in the world you want to be THAT?
No.171711
>>171702
>>171703
I have Xubuntu on one of my laptops.
Anyways, time for errands.
No.171712
File: 1458350553737.png (349.35 KB, 560x794, 280:397, 56ca58839a8f007bb03252e2e7….png)
>>171706
I could do that, but I would be wearing my anti static wrist strap so it would be fine :D
No.171713
File: 1458350574962.png (569.9 KB, 595x842, 595:842, 07028d6f0228b826e4fef1c6a0….png)
>>171707
how is water anywhere similar to slime substance
you dumb
No.171715
File: 1458350602838.png (275.61 KB, 532x705, 532:705, 677c672b827e2292fcdc5e851b….png)
>>171708
By sticking my dick in it, how else?
>>171709
I've only read all of it a few times, not nearly enough.
>>171710
What you don't like slime? What are you some weird asexual alien?
No.171716
File: 1458350624025.jpg (890.25 KB, 1684x1191, 1684:1191, 01a1b9a53ac77aac441a93b1df….jpg)
>>171712
>he bought an anti static wrist strap
Anyway, I'm really off to bed now.
No.171718
>>171710
No, fuck it.
>>171715
Yeah, have fun with that.
>>171714
I'm not sure what side you're on.
No.171720
>Didn't get my desired 171717.
why
>>171716
Nini.
No.171721
>>171718
What fugging the ocean? To many people already peed in that thing
No.171722
File: 1458350764332.jpg (378.31 KB, 1157x1600, 1157:1600, 29c0866ee436918b0fa233593f….jpg)
>>171713
I'll put some of that powder that turns water gooey.
>>171717
Thats fucked up yo
>>171718
I will, if you fuck the ocean at the same time it will be like a 3 some or us spitroasting it!
No.171723
>>171701
I am not jealous.
>>171705
Yeah, well, it's the entire "starving kids in Africa" thing, isn't it? She's probably got a shitty life, but to quote some silly thing: "There is no way in life that each child can be saved / Should I be looking with regret at every grave?"
No.171724
>>171720
hamsters
>>171722
that's fucking gross looking
you'd need a lot of powder for the ocean
No.171725
>>171717
A sadist? I think it'd be more fun to throw crabs in a pot of boiling water and watch them pull eachother into the boiling water as they try to escape. Plus you get to actually eat Crab afterwards instead of just drowning Hamsters because you're edgy.
No.171726
File: 1458350839374.jpg (314.36 KB, 546x712, 273:356, 295c5d9d4c539b509ba4412aad….jpg)
>>171723
I'm glad your not :D
No.171727
>>171721
True, true.
>>171722
…How many people do you think have their dick in the ocean right now, hm?
>>171724
Why dead hamsters?
Couldn't you just take 181818 or something?
No.171728
>>171725
no this is just fucking stupid, not even edgy
if you don't want the lil baby hamsters just sell them
like shit
>>171727
nah it's a pretty cool get and it was unintentional so it's even better
No.171729
>>171726
I'm glad you're glad.
>>171727
I have my dick in the ocean, but that's thanks to an unfortunate accident.
No.171730
>>171724
You are gross looking!
I wonder if anyone has actually fucked slime before now, I'm curious.
>>171727
Yeah but they aren't fucking it, there is a difference.
No.171731
File: 1458351140964.jpg (405.99 KB, 1000x739, 1000:739, 986b5bfb067d63118b000916fe….jpg)
>>171729
I'm glad your glad that I'm glad that your glad :D
No.171732
>>171728
Wanted it, but did not aim for it.
>>171729
A tragic tale, I'm sure.
>>171730
What do you expect? To come from making a rocking motion in the ocean?
No.171733
File: 1458351235752.jpg (96.91 KB, 800x1095, 160:219, 1e72930c20d21d40f013d1619c….jpg)
>>171730
you haven't even seen me dumb whore
fuck your stupid blue people
of course they have, you could just like use one of those homemade onahole things before it hardens probably
No.171734
>>171731
Good thing we agree, then!
>>171732
Fairly tragic! Herman Melville wrote a book about it, even, though they switched it around to Moby Dick, or The White Whale, from Moby Whale, or The White … Well, y'know.
But now it's time to get ready for bed, master's waiting!
No.171735
>>171728
It's gotta be edgy, he put them in there for his amusement. If he simply didn't want them and wasn't playing on selling them, the more appropriate thing to do is to kill them with blunt force trauma to the head. This is usually done by slamming them against a hard edge like a table at a high speed- it kills them nearly instantly and is relatively painless.
No.171736
>>171733
They come in other colors too you uninformed casual.
I've considered making one of those but it seems like effort and I bet I'd get caught or found out that way, I'm just gonna buy another onahole sometime soon.
>>171732
No idea, probably pain if the salt comes in.
No.171737
>>171734
Can't leave without your breakfast!
No.171738
>>171734
Nini, Skandi!
>>171736
…Ouch.
Erubitie worst girl. No more posting that.
No.171739
>>171737
…Do I wanna know?
No.171740
>>171735
Sorry, I'm forgetting the more popular method for disposal, this is what people who feed rodents to their snakes do. I'm not sure why I advocated you swing a rodent into a table, even though blunt force head trauma is a relatively decent way to dispatch them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPQK7ICoovc
No.171741
>>171738
>erubitie is worst girl
See this is why I can't flirt with you!
No.171742
File: 1458351749356.jpg (451.34 KB, 1100x1253, 1100:1253, cb259fa36b1d9d8625382a0eda….jpg)
>>171735
that's messed up
why would someone even think of something like that
>>171736
slimes are stupid and dumb
how would you get caught you could throw it out a window when you were done
better question is why do you even care if you were caught
do you feel like streaming tonight y/n
>>171740
why would someone be trying to kill cute little animals anyway
No.171743
>>171734
Goodnight and sweet dreams <3
No.171744
>>171739
Skandi thinks night breakfast is weird and best girl is right here
No.171745
>>171739
IF THIS FEELING FLOWS BOTH WAYS
No.171746
>>171742
Snake's gotta eat, man.
No.171747
>>171741
Well, of the main cast. I'm not gonna remember every monster girl.
But yeah. Worst.
>>171744
We're never gonna agree on any franchise's best girl, are we?
Granberia is pretty bro, sometimes.
No.171748
>>171747
It will happen one day, dont give up!
No.171749
>>171748
Fine, name some franchises, if I know it, I'll tell you who I think best girl is.
No.171750
>>171749
No no you name some! The last two I said before you didn't know.
No.171751
>>171750
Ehh, fuck. Time to get my MAL.
Toradora, Little Busters!, Steins;Gate & One Piece, for starters.
No.171752
Also, because you said it, Tamamo best girl.
No.171753
how'd they fuck up boku dake ga inai machi so much
this is disgusting
No.171754
I am traumatized by that movie
Couldn't even stomache to finish the burrito i snuck in
No.171755
>>171747
Dragon slut is worst of the main cast
Tamamo is best girl though. But I only have a slime girl folder
No.171756
>Ace Attorney's anime is of course gonna have it's character's names in Japanese.
Fuck. This is gonna mess with me.
No.171757
No.171758
>>171757
The brothers grimsby
No.171759
>>171755
The problem with naming MGQ's worst girl is that there's a shitton of shit-tier girls, even if we only do the big names.
>Tamamo best.
Woo!
No.171760
>>171751
Plan to watch Toradora soon and haven't seen LB
Hmm Suzuha & wow that is tough hmmm either Hancock or Robin
>>171755
Fuck up!
No.171761
>>171760
>Suzuha
Part time warrior BEST. At least there is some common ground, then.
I would have accepted both Kurisu and Tutturu. I can understand that.
Naming Shining finger would have made you the first person to be filtered by me.
>Robin or Hancock.
I have no answer prepared. I'mma go though the character list.
Hancock is pretty good. Robin's getting better in my book. Needs more screentime.
No.171762
>216 names without images.
No thanks.
>>171760
Now what
No.171765
File: 1458353357905.jpg (109.98 KB, 831x1168, 831:1168, ec177d5706b2e09cdcd0ab779c….jpg)
No.171766
>>171764
>all that.
>lmao.
no.
No.171767
>>171760
Not my fault you have shit tier taste!
No.171769
>>171766
Yes. What else is there to say? Seems like we did it. I was gonna ask HxH but there isn't much in that show
>>171767
but your taste is horrible
No.171770
>>171769
HxH?
>Not much else to say.
Yeah but I'm bored…
No.171772
HunterxHunter, nevermind.
No.171773
>>171770
HunterXHunter and oh give me your mal and I will pick some shows we both watch :D
No.171774
File: 1458353819077.png (1006.37 KB, 1280x1536, 5:6, c2489fb4821adebe3f520914cf….png)
>>171769
Nu uh cause I only like cute things. like you ;)
No.171775
its an elephant bukkake party
No.171777
why the FUCK do so many people think i look mexican
No.171778
>>171775
Is it cause my dick is big like an elephant trunk?
No.171779
>>171773
>nimelist.net/animelist/FortuneRahl
PleaseignoretheratingsPleaseignoretheratingsPleaseignoretheratingsPleaseignoretheratingsPleaseignoretheratings.
No.171780
>>171774
>Like me
See terrible taste!
>>171775
No.171782
Useless post to make 8chan stop messing up.
No.171783
going to bed lets hope i stay asleep in the morning
No.171784
>>171777
What did he mean by this?
No.171785
File: 1458354387424.gif (679.48 KB, 500x333, 500:333, tumblr_nfmh2aQUHp1ryn7v4o5….gif)
>>171780
Hey you had the shit taste first not me.
>>171783
Night night hun. Hope you feel better
No.171786
No.171788
MIKA DID YOU JUST FUCKING MISGENDER ME YOU SHITLORD
No.171789
>>171788
I have NEVER seen that trip before
No.171790
>>171787
NO YOU DID!
I know how you work.
>>171788
How did he call you a girl by accident? :v)
No.171791
>>171787
>5000x5253
But… But why?
>>171788
Was it even clear that was you?
No.171792
>>171789
NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN ;_;
>>171791
nah i mispelled my trip
lol
No.171793
File: 1458354718001.png (530.07 KB, 800x1024, 25:32, 0fad3b4802c09ca4cd4b362550….png)
>>171783
Nini Sweet dreams date <3
No.171794
>>171779
>Witch craft works
>Rakudai
>Monster Musume
>Grisaia
>>171790
NO U! I KNOW HOW YOU WORK!
>>171791
No.171795
>Hungry at 3:30
>Food takes 20 minutes to make.
I now have to commit to not eating, or staying awake for at least 30 more minutes, while making noise at this hour.
>>171792
Ahh.
Heya.
No.171796
No.171797
>>171794
Not at all! Trust me hun, I know how you work better.
>>171795
Just live with me babe, I'll cook for you and that way you can relax while I do all the work.
No.171798
>>171796
Tired, hungry and conflicted.
You?
No.171799
>>171796
Sugg benis :ddddd
No.171800
>>171797
I really think you should trust me on this, I KNOW how you work the best tbh
No.171801
>>171798
nothing much, sitting around listening to REALLY edgy music, lamenting that i've grown almost an inch in the past year
>tfw 5'7"
literally kill me
>>171799
5 days
also check'd
;^)
No.171802
>>171800
Naw you don't, You have no idea!
You really should trust me, you are the one who has crushes on boys!
No.171803
Could I please have your ATTENTION?
Just for a few minutes.
So, I would like all of you to read up on "THE CORE RULES OF NETIQUETTE." http://www.albion.com/netiquette/corerules.html
I believe there is a lot of pent-up emotions and bullying that are in this "unsafe space."
I would like to help you be a better you, on the internet, and reading this is the first step in that process.
In this article you will find several rules to abide to.
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If you have any questions about the content you have just read feel free to message me on steam or here.
Again here is the link
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Thanks for your time~
Ui~Senpai
No.171804
>>171801
>5'7"
Not that bad, is it?
I dunno what the average is.>>171801
No.171805
>>171803
lol go fuck a duck
No.171806
>>171793
Whys your flag changing so much
No.171807
>>171802
I'm not crushing anyone! You bad taste weeb!
>>171803
No.171808
>>171803
…how old is that?
No.171809
>>171804
>not that bad
my mom is like
5'2
No.171810
No.171811
>>171806
>Whys your flag changing so much
What's with the large space between your name and your flag?
No.171812
File: 1458355366416.jpg (193.73 KB, 479x818, 479:818, 5ffcdab029ef3facd0e0176aac….jpg)
>>171804
Five seven is absolutely atrocious if you're a biological male (I assume that's the case?)
The global average is 5'9" I'm pretty sure, and the accepted "Manlet" average is 5'11"
If you're a woman (transgender or biological) that's not bad though.
No.171813
>>171807
I have perfect taste, you know it.
Go start drawing again, go draw a good character that isn't your shit taste!
No.171814
I'm gonna post with my quick drawings
No.171817
>>171810
It's beautiful.
>>171809
So is mine, as is my grandmother.
Wait. do you want to be taller or smaller?
>>171812
>manlet average is 5'11
>taller than the average
what
>>171815
No.
Compare to Bit.
>>171816
Wha
No.171818
>>171816
But you draw well and you aren't doing anything anyways. So go do it.
No.171819
>>171817
Most people don't recognize beauty in old shit like myspace and AoL.
it's a relic from a lost time that should be preserved.
No.171820
>>171817
If you're under 5'11", you are a manlet. If you are 5'9.5", you are American average. If you are 5'8.5", you are GLOBAL average.
I'd round up half an inch and make it 5'10" and 5'9" respectively.
Basically if you're under 5'9" you're a midget in my eyes.
No.171821
No.171822
>>171819
Nostalgia is a wonderful feeling in a lot of cases. As long as it doesn't make one too melancholic.
>>171821
Why though?
>>171820
That's harsh, yo.
No.171823
>>171812
>>171820
All right /fit/.
>>171819
I love it.
No.171824
>>171778
Its a scene from the movie I saw and it was awful
>>171820
Thank the gods im 6ft
No.171825
No.171826
>>171823
I want to kiss you on the lips
No.171827
>>171821
The average female height globally is 5'3". It's 5'4" in America.
Please consider that many women are still 5'7" and live normal lives! Start worrying when you hit 5'9".
>>171823
>Manlet detected
No.171828
>>171817
Never mind :v(
>>171818
Thanks but I just lost the will to draw and it's been a month and it will probably last another 2 more like last time.
No.171829
>>171822
I enjoy melancholy.
It is a feel that I know too well.
No.171830
File: 1458355917130.jpg (299.3 KB, 683x886, 683:886, b071a526c82691c03337d57cd1….jpg)
>>171828
I'll fix that will don't worry, you draw too well to let it be a waste and have your talent rot.
No.171831
>>171823
I did it!
I remembered your name!
I'm actually feeling joy because of it!
>>171825
You're not that tall. Probably just a bit average. Why do you want to be below that?
>>171829
Aye, I get that.
That's why I said too melancholic.
>>171797
That sounds nice…I don't like cooking. Done it once, it was really good. It was also effort and expensive.
>>171828
WhatdidImiss
No.171832
>>171826
Did you brush your teeth?
>>171827
I'm no where near 5'11". I'm as short as short guys gets. However, that's still some /fit/ shit.
>>171831
That's great! Can you go ahead and tell me, I kind of forgot myself.
No.171833
>>171831
>Probably just a bit average.
a bit above average*
>>171832
Motley?
No.171834
>>171832
Manlet means you're under 5'11"!
If you're 5'11", you're on the manlet threshold and you can say you're not a Manlet (most people will probably mistake you for 6' and you'll live a normal life)
How short are we talking though, shorter than a woman? (5'3")
No.171835
>>171832
Yes and used mouthwash
No.171836
>>171834
How tall are you, then?
No.171837
>>171835
Did it get the semen taste out of your throat?
No.171838
>>171837
I think that's become the default taste.
No.171840
>>171830
No it's poo and oh good luck!
>>171831
Nothing!
No.171842
>>171840
Please tell me!
>pic
I don't care about the images. that pillowstack looks COMFY.
No.171843
>>171841
Did any females appear for the polar bear?!
No.171844
No.171846
>>171841
>pic
Living the life.
No.171847
>>171836
I am roughly 6'3", so I am very much secure in my masculine height.
No.171848
>>171833
Oh good! That is it! You did remember! Good job! I knew it wasn't too hard.
>>171834
Pretty sure manlet/short stature is 5'6" or so. The term isn't that extreme. Then again it's pretty made up too. Yet that extreme is pretty /fit/ minded.
How short? Not gonna say. Ask someone who's seen me.
>>171835
At least you're hygienic.
>>171839
What even?
No.171849
>>171847
Canadians are naturaly tall to be able to clime trees to get the syrup out.
Everybody knows that.
No.171851
>>171847
>6'3
>masculine
>older
Jesus, just tell me you work out 3 times a week and you can fuck me right here.
No.171852
File: 1458356570312.jpg (786.12 KB, 1017x1569, 339:523, 8db4c5245aeba82efd8b14a44e….jpg)
>>171844
Bit is super cutie.
Especially
his voice if you can get him to do a vocaroo.
>>171840
Lucky is never on my side but thats why I have skill to compensate.
No.171853
File: 1458356642366.png (457.69 KB, 732x731, 732:731, 95e481ed63164371cbf00bd4b3….png)
>>171849
>Canadians are naturally tall
Nah, I have GENETICS.
My mother is 5'11" and my father is probably 6'1".
>>171851
>only three times a week
Never going to get big like that, Baka.
No.171854
>>171845
one-frame gif?
>>171847
Yeah, that's rather tall.
>>171848
>wasn't too hard.
I practiced.
Please appreciate the effort.
>>171852
>Bit is super cutie, Especially his voice if you can get him to do a vocaroo.
Now I wanna hear.
No.171855
>>171842
*Slap*
>>171843
Nobody knows, I hope some did
>>171844
No
No.171858
File: 1458356727815.jpg (24.04 KB, 500x281, 500:281, fe620cf791d92ffce9811a2e3d….jpg)
>>171853
Canadian genetics.
No.171859
File: 1458356731000.jpg (295.84 KB, 653x887, 653:887, c55248ad23c52baa866bd44433….jpg)
>>171853
Oh gosh
How much do you squat?
No.171860
>Masturbated thinking of bit again
No.171861
>>171854
I doubt he will do it for you, it took milestones of work for me to get it but if you are really desperate you can search the archive. It just makes you melt hearing it.
No.171862
No.171863
>>171850
I never said you could though.
>>171854
I do, trust me! I'm not always too good with names either, so I feel you on having to remember.
>>171856
I wish I was home.
No.171864
>>171863
It's too late
>Kisses your lips
No.171865
>>171853
Get shorter
>>171855
probably did
seems like a cool polar bear
>>171863
I wish I had whiskey
No.171866
>>171856
Fuck. I really should watch Philly.
>>171861
Aw.
I have a sore spot for cute voices.
>>171863
You forgot your own.
No.171867
>>171855
Do a vocaroo for me bae~
No.171869
I know we're not close, but when is it time for a new thread?
>>171868
Eventually.
No.171870
No.171871
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>>171858
I guess I got Canadian beard genetics. Although I'd be more inclined to say they're European since my beard comes in red instead of blonde.
>>171859
I've said enough, don't need you getting even hornier over here.
>>171865
Why? So you can be the top? Not happening, slut.
>>171860
STOP
No.171872
mumble mumble bit is a a slut mumble mumble
No.171873
wow that other board is bad
No.171875
>>171864
…I didn't brush my teeth. In fact, I'm still eating!
>>171865
I wish you had whiskey too.
>>171866
I have too many names to remember.
No.171876
No.171877
>>171875
>Moves your food aside and kisses again
No.171878
>>171870
Thanks.
>>171872
Heya, Kyoko.
>>171875
That's gotta be a pain.
Why?
No.171879
>>171874
Do it or do you want me to pull up that one vocaroo you made to show everyone since it will be the only proof.
I think I might just for your voice, the content doesn't really matter but it will embarrass you more so its fun.
No.171880
>>171871
W-what?
Why would I get horny over such a thing! I wouldn't do that! That's crazy! You're stupid, idiot!
Just tell me how much you can deadlift
s-so i can compare to mine
No.171882
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>>171880
>Compare to mine
Hah, can you even deadlift the bar you skinny little twink?
No.171883
>>171876
>>171879
You do that and I wont talk to you ever again!
No.171884
>>171879
Don't bully the cute. There is no hurry.
No.171885
>>171877
But I have food in my mouth…
>>171878
All my false names and aliases.
No.171886
>>171869
now
>>171871
Ginger beards are the best
Just lose 3 inches its not asking for much and I am not a slut
>>171875
Ill buy some more in a week or two
No.171887
>>171885
Yeah.
I'm asking, why have that many?
>>171886
>04:16
no.
No.171888
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>>171886
If I lost three inches they'd be going to my cock and then your ass would really be sore. Do you want that, Burt?
No.171890
>>171883
YOu will cause I'm the most fuN!
>>171884
Bullying the cute is fun though, they deserve it for being so cute.
No.171891
>>171885
Now you have my tongue in your mouth
No.171892
>>171882
Yeah!
That's easy!
I can do o-one plate easy…
No.171893
>>171876
Morning slut-kun.
>>171878
Cooky's for breakfast?
>>171883
No.171895
>>171890
…I can't claim innocence here. Stopping you would be hypocrisy.
>>171893
Hungry?
No.171896
>>171887
Well you know. Internet and all. People don't need to know my real name.
>>171891
…this is weird.
No.171897
>>171887
your loss
>>171888
You didn't have to make it lewd! Just cause I may be a more affectionate while drunk doesn't mean I want that!
No.171900
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>>171889
I'd put all three inches into girth so I could really gape his asshole. That'd be fun.
>>171892
>not even 2pl8
Still, I'm amazed a sissy like you can lift the bar.
>>171897
You DEFINITELY want a thick, hard cock.
No.171901
>>171896
No, I get that. But why have many different names?
>>171897
Yup. Shame.
No.171902
>>171890
No I'm serious you nerd
No.171903
No.171904
>>171900
non-metric fucks with my head. Not a clue how much that is, but that can't be healthy.
No.171905
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>>171900
Yeah well… You haven't told me how much you can do!
I bet you can't even lift the bar!
That's why you're avoiding my question.
No.171906
>>171903
How ya doin, Boo? Scaring a plumber off again, like usual?
No.171908
>>171906
Noooo that's tomorrow babe
Im just chilling alt tabbing between games and getting high
How are you cutie?
No.171909
>>171904
7.62cm
That's not much as is, but if you added that to an average cock you'd end up with a monster.
>>171905
Why would I need to lift a bar when I could lift you and fuck you roughly while I hold you up
No.171910
>>171886
>>171897
>>171901
Gotta change when I feel like it's time for a new name.
>>171907
I need to find an adult.
No.171911
>>171900
I do not want that!
>>171901
watch it tomorrow
No.171912
>tfw have bit's voice pulled up right now.
If bit wasn't a bully I could show everyin seconds but he is!
No.171913
>>171908
…Ya drunk or something? Or are ya stoned?
Either way, I am doing fine. How 'bout you?
No.171914
>>171894
Speak english you lustfilled tramp.
>>171895
I just had breakfast, but I might bite into you later.
>>171898
Oh I really missed it. Just woke up and a bit groggy.
How's it going booty.
>>171902
No.171916
>>171909
Yup. Das scary.
>>171910
Can't see why, but whatever you want.
>>171912
But.. You're the bully.
>>171914
Only if your breakfast was small. Fort's gonna pass out in not too long.
No.171917
>>171909
What!?
Uhmmmmmmmm
I thought you didn't want to do stuff like that!
B-besides, I'm like 130 you couldn't lift me you nerd…
No.171919
>>171917
>130
If I can lift that much, anyone can.
No.171920
>>171914
Terrible because senpai ignored me
Did you get my gift last night? <3
No.171921
>>171916
I mean I'm joking about this whole ordeal, but I've used different usernames before. I'm sure we all have.
>>171918
>won't ever eat a chili dog with spider-man
No.171923
>>171921
I'm too tired to notice jokes right now, sorry.
>I'm sure we all have.
I'd like to forget.
No.171924
>>171919
Are you calling me a lightweight?
You wanna fight me?
No.171926
>>171917
Trying to sound intimidating yet failing. How cute.
>>171920
Who is your "senpai", perchance?
No.171927
>>171922
About what?
>>171923
It's all right. Anything stupid I say is a joke, so probably anything out of my mouth.
We would all like to forget those days…
>>171925
When he becomes real. ;_;
No.171928
>>171924
It'd be fair. I'm the same weight. Probably taller though.
No.171929
>>171926
Kyoko said he owns me so Im rolling with it for a bit to check it out
its pretty funny of an experience to be on the other kinda side of the relationship
plus im gonna get some nudes eventually
No.171930
>>171917
There are average weight women who weight more than you, twink.
Let me guess, you're short too?
No.171931
>>171927
>>won't ever eat a chili dog with spider-man
Now it's not quite as funny.
You just killed it a little
No.171932
I am sleepy
goodnight
>>171927
He is real
No.171933
>>171926
Don't call me cute!
I'm threatening!
I'll beat you up kid!
>>171928
Whatever, I'll totally kick your butt.
>>171930
>women weight more than you
>twink
Are you flirting with me or something you fuck?
I'm not short, I'm 5'9… a-and a half.
No.171934
No.171935
No.171936
>>171933
You're welcome to come and try, but I don't think you can reach.
No.171937
>>171933
Cute little manlet.
No.171938
>>171933
OOOoooookaaayyyyy. Oooookaaaaayyyyy.
>>171936
How ya doing, Cookie?
No.171942
>>171940
I knew that from the start.
to bee completely honeycomb with you.
No.171943
>>171938
I'm eating cold fried fish because I'm too exhausted to cook, but not tired enough to sleep.
I'm not entertained.
How's you?
No.171944
>>171936
Tsk, whatever.
>>171937
>cute
oh gosh
didn't you say I wasn't cute!
Idiot, don't try to confuse me…
>>171939
you tryinna get some attention?
No.171945
>>171943
Exhausted and depressed.
No.171946
>>171915
Shove this in your mouth.
>>171916
There's always tomorrow, so no worries cookers.
>>171920
I did, and it was nice.
There's a lot I need to teach you though, so feel better because that's something to look forward to.
No.171947
>>171944
Sorry, sorry.
You could probably take me in a fight. Not kidding.
No.171948
>>171916
Bit is max bully, if you ever know him you cry everynight from it
No.171949
>>171945
Aww, what gives?
>>171948
Curious.
>>171946
Indeed.
How ya doing?
No.171950
>>171949
Then go add him, he will bully you everyday!
No.171951
>>171946
Right
I did that when I was really high and I wanted something kinky to do so I hope that helps
but now I WANT PICTURES
No.171952
>>171946
Buy me ice cream.
No.171953
>>171949
I dunno. Just am. Barely even feeling like talking to anybody here…
No.171954
>>171950
I dont bully! It's a meme!
No.171955
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No.171956
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>>171954
It's not a meme I dealt with you more than most, I know how bully you are!
No.171958
>>171957
Who the fuck are you?
No.171960
>>171950
But… i have no such desire.
>>171953
Aww.
I'd offer to do anything, but i'm pretty much done for for today.
>>171954
I believed in you…
>>171957
Heya.
No.171961
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>>171947
yeah i could
haha
i'll let you off easy this time, nerd
>>171955
Oh… yeah, good…
It's not like I want you to like me and fuck me and spank me or anything you idiot. Moron!
>>171957
hi dude!
No.171962
>>171961
And all the next times, to come.
No.171963
>>171960
Nah, its fine. This is almost my normal status anyways, so i barely feel any different.
…I will go now.
No.171964
>>171956
Lies
>>171960
You bullied I was a bully? :(
No.171965
>>171964
I believed you weren't.
>>171963
That… does not make it fine.
Later, Drank. take care.
No.171968
>>171966
>Believed
Past tense.
Until proven otherwise.
No.171969
Alright, who wants me to bend them over my knee and spank them?
No.171970
>>171969
Wow. Way to get replies from the entire board.
No.171971
No.171973
>>171968
Hmph! I dont need you to believe!
No.171975
>>171949
Day's starting out great so far. Bullying Noun over steam and he's getting all flustered, a friend who I honestly thought might die woke up fine yesterday so I still feel great about that, and a good friend got out of prison yesterday so I can't wait to talk to him again today. Good vibes over all. How are you cooks?
>>171951
So pushy, silly boo, how badly do you even want pics?
>>171952
I just pictured that loli eating tomato flavored ice cream then making a "yuck" face. You wouldn't make a "yuck" face, would you Ui-kun?
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No.171976
>>171975
Im a materialistic man
Just give me them so Im not doing all of this silly stuff with you for nothing
No.171977
>>171975
Exhausted, truly. Body has given up hours ago, but the mind doesn't stop. Not tired.
It's driving me nuts.
That's a whole lot of good news, nice.
No.171979
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No.171980
>>171978
You so often reply with textless images, with no indication of whether it is a random pic, or one with a meaning I do not see.
No.171981
bit on the left me on the right
No.171983
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>>171981
Picture of bit IRL
No.171986
>>171982
Okay.
They mean nothing.
No.171987
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No.171988
>>171983
Not even close! Go back to watching your anime!
>>171986
Eh just depends
No.171989
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>>171985
It's the truth! I would know better than anyone else!
>>171984
Pervert
>>171988
Hey I can flirt with you and watchi anime at the same time, it's why I have two monitors.
>tfw bit will never rub his beard against your face.
Feelsbadman.jpg
No.171990
this room has one fucking outlet and its 2 prong
?????
No.171991
>>171989
>you will never get fucked like this
why live
>>171990
are you in europe bro
No.171992
>>171976
You do it because you enjoy it, slut.
>>171977
Go lie down for an hour, you'll fall asleep.
No.171994
>>171991
no im in some rental house at the beach
No.171995
>>171990
Americans use multiple kinds of outlets?
>>171992
Not as a rule, I've spent hours upon hours that way.
But I'll try.
Gonna try to sleep, nini.
No.171997
>>171991
Considering how big of a slut you already are you most likely will.
>>171996
I always love everything about this gif, she has so much sass, I want to be her.
No.171999
>>171993
oh gosh
you're trying to make me horny aren't you?
>>171997
Really, you think so?
Thanks, that makes me feel a lot better.
No.172000
>>171999
See you even got trip to confirm it. I give it 3 years until you get a dick in your ass at most.
No.172001
>>171999
>>172000
well gays will fuck anything so probably
No.172002
>>172000
>implying he can survive three years without a cock in every orifice
lel
No.172003
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>>172002
Well it'll take him 3 years to find someone with low enough standards too. max bully
>>172001
SO you saying you'd fuck anything?
No.172004
>>172000
>3 years
ugh, way too long
>>172001
what are you trying to say?
>>172002
you need to stop making me horny right now!
>>172003
rude
No.172005
No.172007
>>172004
Do I? You're just a dumb slut, why would I listen to you?
No.172008
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>>172005
But you are a gay boy, so you a hyprocrite to your own sterotype?
>>172004
I'm a rude person, hit 18 then I'll bully you straight or even more gay who knows.
No.172009
>>172008
im allowed to have standards~
No.172010
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>>172009
Well we both know I fall in those standards so its okay.
It's fine my standards are just don't be fat so you are good, cause fat people are disgusting.
No.172011
>>171958
The best poster in the entire world
>>171960
*sits in your lap*
>>171961
Baka~
No.172012
>>172010
my baseline standards are no two of: fat, old, or hairy
No.172013
>>172007
C-cause…
Uhm… I really want you to…
To listen to me! Not anything weird or lewd…
>>172008
>hit 18 then i'll bully you straight or even more gay
what?
>>172011
wazzup
No.172014
>>172011
I doubt that, unless you are my somehow superior clone, but that'd be pretty hard to be superior to me.
Plus you are posting as snake at least post as a good character like monkey.
>>172013
I can't go to jail now.
>>172012
Well thats about my standards as well, with a heavy preference for long hair added.
No.172015
>>172014
Monkey is nice, but not my cup of tea. I prefer characters who are more towards the dark side
>>172013
I don't know what to do currently! Its that feeling where you are not bored but you don't know what to do. I have lots to do, I just cant decide
No.172016
>>172012
>he'll fuck fat dudes as long as they aren't hairy
What do you have against bears :^)
No.172017
>>172015
I actually don't have pictures of money for some reason but I love sport girls. Sport girls are always top tier.
Plus she'd easily be the best and most experimental of all of them when it comes to sex. Also the one with the highest libido so really shes just perfect.
In terms of marriage I'd still marry crab.
No.172018
>>172014
geeze
you don't even know me, yet you want to fuck me
how slutty
>>172015
hm… you could masturbate, thats what i just did!
>>172016
thanks for making me jerk off like that baby
My orgasms have been fucking mindblowing lately, I always have to put my hand over my mouth to keep from shouting.
>tfw you always drool a little
No.172019
>>171992
I missed your post
But I really don't care that much~
I just want to know what the guy I like looks like ;_;
No.172021
>>172017
>crab
Why? She is the most bland piece of shit in the entire world. Pick someone with a personality
>>172018
Already done that like 3 times tonight
No.172022
>>172021
ah
hm…
You could try to find some hard drugs and sell em to high schoolers for more than you bought em for!
No.172024
No.172025
>>172022
That is a lot of risk for little reward. I already make a lot of money
>>172023
Did you read the thing?
No.172026
No.172027
>>172021
>>172021
Our taste differ, crab is more interesting than other sluts. Snake would be one of the least interesting characters IMO>>172018
You wanted me to fuck you before you knew my age or anyhthing about me. You probably want to even more now that you know how big my cock is.
No.172028
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No.172029
>>172025
Hm…
Interesting.
>>172027
What?
I don't know how big your cock is.
You can share any time though~
>>172028
What?
What's that supposed to mean?
No.172030
>>172029
I'm 7.25in~
I'm surprised a cock slut like you hasn't bothered finding out yet.
No.172031
>>172030
fuck that's big, I could probably stroke it with two hands~
hey hey hey, how old are you again?
and uh… how tall are you?
No.172032
>>172026
Boo! How ya doin?
>>172027
Did you watch the show?
>>172029
Wanna be my slut?
No.172033
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>>172031
If you don't remember it doesn't matter, I'll tell you you when you are 18 and relevant.
>>172032
Yes and snake is honestly the most 1d character of the entire show in my opinion.
No.172034
>>172032
I'll be anyones slut~
>>172033
gay
that's 2 years away, i doubt you'll last that long
No.172035
>>172034
Will you be your own slut?
No.172036
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>>172034
I've told you these things before, it's your own fault for not remembering them.
No.172037
>>172035
Yes.
>>172036
ugh whatever
I didn't know you had a big dick then so I didn't care
Also I don't really remember things ever so…
No.172038
>>172032
I was doing meh until I saw you
How are you doll?
No.172039
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>>172038
no that's snake
doll is a different character
No.172041
>reply
>everyone goes to sleep
;-;
No.172042
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No.172046
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No.172047
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No.172048
>>172047
Pretty fine. I'm gonna be away a little while. Got something to take care of.
No.172049
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>>172048
Eh?
Well… was nice talking to you, I guess.
No.172050
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No.172051
>>172049
Sorry. I'll be back in a moment.
No.172052
No.172053
holy shit it's murder!!!!
No.172054
>>172049
And i live once again. Whats up? How are you?
No.172055
>>172054
Playing some RCT2 Multiplayer.
No.172056
No.172057
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>when your teammates actually help you
No.172058
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>>172056
Rollercoaster Tycoon 2.
No.172059
>>172058
Ah i see. I've seen a little of it. How good is it?
No.172060
>>172058
Oh, I didn't know that had multiplayer. Haven't played it in years either.
No.172061
>>172059
It's a real hit or miss.
Some people don't like it because they can't get behind the mechanics, those who do have the best time of their life.
>>172060
Yeah, there is an open mod for that which includes a multiplayer mode.