No.173417
>>173413
I love it!
deal!
Im gonna good my duties!
No.173418
>>173410 (BIT)
>Implying I wouldn't secretly rape you while you are stuck in VR
No.173422
No.173423
>doing lewd things to bit
that's not
you don't do that
No.173425
>>173417
What are those again?
>>173418
I wont be stuck! Go rape Cook!
>>173419
Hello! Played your games?
No.173426
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>>173420
Too bad I will and you can't stop me.
>>173423
But I've already done a ton of lewd to him, I can't magically take that back.
>>173425
But you are the cutest, that's why I gotta rape you.
No.173427
>>173425
Yush, had a great time!
What's happening here?
>Go rape Cook!
…Am I Cook?
No.173428
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No.173429
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my tummy hurts from drinking tea and eating biscoff
No.173430
>>173425
anything you say as far as I know
>>173426
I have the guns and training to stop you
No.173431
>>173426
>a ton
and nope noope nope!
>>173427
Mhm you're the cook!
No.173432
>>173429
my tummy hurts from eating a shitton all at once damn it why can't i eat like a normal person
No.173433
>>173426
we need like
a bit defense squad
this is becoming dangerous
No.173434
>>173431
…Why're you telling Tomo to…. do such a thing?
No.173435
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>>173428
hihi magi
>>173432
how much did you eat
what did you eat
No.173436
>>173428
Magi!
>>173430
Ok just beeee yourself
No.173437
>>173433
dont listen to the lies of others!
No.173438
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>>173435
Hey Brat <3 How's you?
>>173436
Hey Bit <3
No.173439
>>173436
I can do that better then any one! when do I get that hand holding?
i hope now!
No.173441
Why are people getting super protective when it's about lewding Bit?
No.173443
>>173435
2 croissants, half a bag of chips, various oranges, a couple of bowls of cereal, and maybe some other stuff, as well as later having to go out to eat with my parents
t-this is normal, right? like, people usually eat this much in one sitting then do it again in one sitting in the next day, right?
>>173437
he needs a bit protector!
you!
>>173441
everyone has wanted to lewd him
and i mean everyone!
No.173444
>>173322
>Maybe you should stop trying it so much.
Wow, I really fucked that one up. I meant to say
>Maybe you should stop drinking so much.
No.173445
>>173434
Would you like it? Guess I wont be able to call it rape then huh..it's your destiny
>>173439
It already happened..
>>173441
:(
No.173446
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>>173438
iunno
will people think I misspelled I dunno if I do that
it just flows much better
I want the tree of savior early access to come out in 9 days
what about you
>>173443
you're still like a teenager so it's ok
it's not all junk like what I do so that's double ok
it's probably normal
No.173447
hey everyone
lewds happiest shrine maiden is here <3
No.173448
No.173449
>>173445
>Would you like it?
How am I supposed to know?
>Destiny
Nooo!
>>173443
Then why >>173423
No.173451
>>173449
just because everyone has wanted to doesn't mean bit has given into (all) of their requests!
No.173452
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>>173447
you can't fucking grow flowers in your eyes
stupid cartoon drawers christ
No.173453
>>173448
I can't not laugh at this goddamn trip.
No.173454
>>173448
oh hey who art thou?
>>173450
yes indeed!!!
No.173455
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>>173446
Just relaxing mostly, doing a bit of browsing and tiding up some hard drives. Not very exciting lol
What's the tree of savior?
>>173447
Hey Date <3
No.173456
>>173452
I thought they were reflections.
No.173457
>>173454
What's good, Date?
>>173451
But… it's not unthinkable?
No.173458
gsa;lgjsdghljksadghlfsakga
No.173459
No.173460
>>173449
Cant change destiny
No.173461
>>173455
it's a really grindy free to play korean mmo that is made by the people that did ragnarok online and it has a lot of classes and has a cute artstyle
did you get your new pc built?
tidying isn't always fun but it feels good when you're done
>>173456
reflections of flowers growing in her eyes from reflections
No.173463
>>173446
Tree of savior soon! To bad I gotta wait a month
No.173464
>>173460
Fortune trumps Destiny.
If destiny even was a thing, how could one be fortunate?
No.173465
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>>173430
>tfw no one knows you were in the military
It was 2 months but it happened!
>>173431
YUP YUP YUP
When we watching hentai again babe?
>>173433
Well yeah,cause bit is going to get raped, even with the squad or not.
>>173444
Naw, I need to drink even more!
>>173447
Still not me
No.173466
>>173464
Nuh uh no trumping this destiny, prepare your butt!
No.173467
>>173442
hey hello!
>>173443
Im trying!
>>173445
is that why i felt so warm?
No.173468
>>173463
I didn't play the betas so I paid the $10 for the low tier early start so I can play while I'm excited and before it dies
No.173469
No.173470
are the shitposters gone?
No.173471
>>173461
Wh-what?
>>173465
But how else will you live for so long?!
No.173472
>>173469
benis in bussy :DDDD
No.173473
>>173465
thats barely all of basic!
still id win!
No.173474
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>>173461
Yeah got the pc up and running, it's keeping me busy sorting it out
That sounds good might have a look at it myself
>>173467
Hey <3 How's you?
No.173475
>>173470
who are the shitposters?
No.173476
>>173466
Please no. Not the butt.
>>173465
Spare me.
>>173470
Sorry, I'm still here.
No.173477
>>173465
Never
>>173467
..sure..I hope unless you peed yourself…
>>173468
Only $10? Hmm I might have to get it then but I should save for Dark souls 3!
>>173470
Mhm
No.173478
>>173474
I feel amazing!!
drunk
No.173479
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>>173475
rain and sci
>>173476
but you don't shitpost!
No.173480
>>173479
excuse me im a shitposter!
No.173481
>>173479
sci isnt a shitposter he's just an autist
No.173482
>>173476
Yes..butt, I wish you a safe return
No.173483
>>173479
how does rain shitpost
>>173477
yeah there's a $50, $30, and $10 pack
the higher ones just give more currency and little cosmetic things mainly and so I didn't see the need
that and I want dark souls 3 more
No.173484
>>173479
Then… What is what I am doing called?
No.173485
>>173480
oh
Hi Burt!
>>173481
but thats the same thing?
>>173477
:D
No.173486
>>173480
My little Burt can't be this much of a shitposter!
No.173487
>>173477
I didnt pee myself!
it was the handholding
>>173485
yeah hi
hello
>>173486
Im taller then you!
No.173488
No.173489
>>173482
Fortbutt is not for lewd!
No.173490
>>173483
by calling everyone a degenerate
it's true, but he just generally doesn't feel very nice to talk to, and I feel like he's usually complaining about the lack of discussion
i don't think he really wants to be here
>>173484
i don't know
but I like it!
>>173487
yes
hi
>>173488
*punches you in the FUCKING COCK*
yeah how's that for you?
No.173491
>>173487
That's it bitch you wanna go?!
No.173493
>>173490
A little arousing
No.173494
>>173490
Oooh, Cheers.
Whatcha up to, Baka?
No.173496
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>>173490
I don't see how that's any worse than spouting how much dick you want to suck
especially because as you said, he's right
rain is just tsun tsun
No.173497
>>173453
Pretty amazing right?
>>173454
!IslaaasVOA
No.173498
>>173483
Fug I should just hold out, hope you have fun! It was pretty nice playing solo so gotta be even more fun with someone else.
>>173487
BURT PEED HIMSELF!
>>173489
It even has a name!
No.173499
>>173490
thats because you never have serious discussion, even in private or in voice
No.173500
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>>173471
Alcohol is healthy at least a little bit.
>>173473
It was all of basic, until the slutty doctor told me my arm was too much of a liability and I was kicked out!
>>173476
Spare you from what?
>>173477
Forever
No.173501
>>173497
It's just so damn great…
>>173498
Bitbutt.
>>173500
Bit wants you to rape Fort.
Resist.
No.173502
No.173503
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>>173498
thank you, I'm sure I will because I enjoy grinding to a degree and don't get involved in what's the best class or skills and just play casually.
No.173504
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>>173502
My own GF is having problem dealing with me right now, I can't call someone else cute too.
>>173501
Show me a picture of your face babe, then I'll determine if you are rape material or not.
It's pretty hard to be as cute as bit is though.
No.173505
will someone actually in a non sarcastic or ironic way the selfhate is strong tonight
No.173506
>>173500
Yes, but not in the doses you're drinking it!
No.173507
>>173495
did i win?
>>173498
BIT I DIDNT!
I felt warm in one hand not down there so it couldnt of been that!
>>173500
You said two months and basic is 9 and half weeks or so after receptions
and there are 4 weeks in a month at most you could of only been in for 8 according for your words!
you were in longer then you thought rip you lost your mind
No.173508
>>173492
What?
Why would you ask me that?
Are you feeling
okay
burt?
>>173493
cool
cool
nice
>>173494
playin lost planet 2 and wishing i hadn't spent all the money i did today because now i literally have no money
>>173496
i suppose, but i just personally find it annoying
so far no one has called my shit annoying!
At least not to my face, or with my knowledge.
>>173499
okay?
What the fuck do you purpose we seriously talk about then?
>>173502
nerd
No.173509
>>173505
you pass
you have really nice hair
and your eyes look amazing when you actually smile, you dont have soulless eyes at all
No.173510
I'm starting to get the desire to cuck Moecrab.
No.173511
>>173504
Got no recent pics of me. I don't like taking them. I'm as unphotogenetic as it gets.
>Rape Material.
>>173508
Ouch.
How long until you have money again?
No.173512
>>173508
Bit held my hand but is now bullying me so im doing good
are you okay?
>>173510
cucking is bad
No.173513
>>173508
your shit is annoying
there you go
No.173514
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>173508
let's have serious discussion about
uh
WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A MAN!
No.173515
>>173512
Yeah but Crab needs to learn he can't have nice things.
No.173516
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>>173508
just filter him then, like shit if it actually bothers you
the place is called lewd circlejerk it's all fucking awful and anyone could tell just from name alone
that's why it can be kind of fun though
>>173510
he'd enjoy that though
No.173517
>>173515
can you even cuck him? hes pretty slutty also i think he wants that
No.173518
>>173509
Yeah, fuck you too.
No.173519
>>173518
dont think its gonna happen that way
No.173520
>>173507
Nope, just didn't expect you to say yes.
No.173521
>>173500
Nuh uh
>>173501
You can't name it!
>>173503
Yea I was on /vg/ and /v/ for a bit and they were going all out. Sometimes you just gotta play and have fun figuring stuff out on your own.
>>173507
..I hope not
No.173522
>>173516
And what would you enjoy?
No.173523
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>>173506
You don't even know how much I'm drink though hun.
>>173507
There is a possibility, I have 0 concern of time. Still I went and trained in west Virginia, where did you go to?
>>173511
That's fine old picture means you should be less embarrassed by it hun.
>>173521
I'll even let you fuck my boi pussi, so its even exchange!
No.173524
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>>173511
well, im getting 25 bucks for driving my mom for 2 hours, and i get some money for good grades
so a little bit
>>173512
Yeah dude, course I'm fine. I'm as cool as a fucking cucumber my man.
I didn't know you and bit were married.
When did that happen?
>>173513
yeah but i don't care
nerd nigger
>>173514
uh…
W-well if we're being serious then uhm…
I guess respecting yourself! And uh… standing up for shit you believe in?
That sounds good.
>>173516
but if i filter him then i won't see his posts
No.173526
>>173522
I would like to be held by yu_
No.173527
>>173520
are we gonna fight or not?
>>173521
I dont pee myself!
so it was my hand you were holding.
>>173523
Ft Benning Georgia in the summer
>>173524
We are not married he would never marry im sure of that
No.173528
No.173530
>>173478
I see, what are you drinking?
>>173502
Hey Cutie <3
No.173533
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>>173527
oh
thats extremely saddening
why don't you just make that bitch marry you?
No.173534
>>173532
im gunna fug ur but :DDDD
No.173535
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>>173531
Oh very nice <3 locally brewed?
No.173536
>>173523
I refuse
>>173524
No marry you slut!
>>173527
Iffff yoooou saaaay sooo!
No.173537
>>173527
ewww Georgia why the fuck Georgia? I went there after signing up in kentucky. I guess time of year?
I went in the summer as well, well I guess late spring early summer.
>>173536
Too bad I accept!
No.173538
>>173521
Fine, I'll not call it Bitbutt if you can come up with something better.
>>173523
Couldn't find anything. This is current.
This does not mean, that if you wrongly think I'm cute, you get to lewd a Fort.
>>173524
Ooh, that's pretty good.
No.173539
>>173523
From what you say, I assume more than 2 standard drinks.
>>173527
In a video game, sure.
No.173540
>>173533
Hes too good of course
>>173535
yeah of course
only mead i cant get is localish
>>173536
you held my hand right?
>>173537
I didnt get to choose
No.173541
>>173539
i suck at video games…
No.173542
>>173537
Fug your accept letter
>>173538
..It doesn't need a name! You named yours!
>>173540
Yea for 2 seconds
No.173543
>>173536
Eh?
Why not dude, it's slutty as fuck.
>>173538
yeah dude
>>173540
too good for you?
Burt, you're wonderful.
No.173544
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>>173539
What is a standard drink hun?
>>173540
It just seems odd you went further than I did at roughly the same time.
Training is weird.
I still want to go to the navy but they will never accept me, fuck life changing injuries. I can never be an astronaut now. And that thought has actually made me extremely depressed before
>>173542
You will fuck my letter but not me?
RUDE!
>>173538
It's a perfectly fine pic, why you sacred of showing yourself?
No.173545
>>173542
Name it.
>>173543
Got your own car?
No.173546
>>173540
What kind of mead can you get? are drinking?
No.173547
>>173545
nah, wish i did though
i could totally pick up chicks if it weren't for this lame ass car
I would pimp my car out so hard too, get rims and shit and fuckin BASS, BIG BOOMIN SPEAKERS
No.173548
>>173542
thats all the warmth i had!
love you Bit
>>173544
and ill never be a true soldier and will forever shame my fellow soldiers and hate myself for ever
>>173543
thats not hard to be though
>>173546
i got apple and traditional, drank both on the traditional now
No.173549
>>173543
I'm already married to dark souls fam
>>173544
I spit on it and toss it in the trash!
>>173545
You're not the boss of me scrub! Go face your destiny
No.173550
>>173547
Oh dayum.
I don't even have a license…
>>173549
No such thing, Bitbutt.
No.173551
>>173541
Yeah me too, so I guess we'll be equal match.
>>173544
I think the "standards" are
1 12oz beer at 5%
1 5oz wine at 15%
1.5 distilled liquors at 40%
each equaling close to 14 grams of slutty alcohol once they go through your body. Something like that.
>>173547
I bet this is what your car would look like.
No.173552
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>>173548
Sound's lovely <3 enjoy :)
No.173553
>tfw in skype call with cute boy
>tfw he just wont show dick.
No.173554
>>173548
Ah!!
>>173550
Deny it all you want, it's gonna happen
No.173555
>>173554
Neither of us gets to decide. That doesn't make it destiny.
No.173556
>>173551
i want to win!
>>173552
its taste good and im happy so i do
>>173554
Ah?
No.173557
>>173555
It was destiny when you got those trips
>>173556
Reported
No.173558
>>173551
are you telling me that isn't a fucking tight ass ride?
>>173548
oh? so what's the hard part then?
>>173549
you can't be married to a game though!
No.173559
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I think homo died on the toilet
No.173560
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>>173548
Wait why did you give it up?
I got thrown out cause bitch thought my arm would render me useless, yourself?
>>173549
That's pretty hot though to be honest, will you spit on me while you fuck me?
>>173551
Ewww why would you mix so many liquors?
I'm drinking 43% alcohol right now though and a normal beer at 6.5%
>>173553
It's cause you haven't asked yet.
No.173561
>you will never take brat to the prom
No.173562
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>>173559
I'm not a homo, I'm a hetero male who wants to fuck cute boys that aren't you!
>>173561
I take brat to proms that aren't even ours, get cucked.
No.173563
>>173544
>>173560
Missed this, sorry.
I hate pics of me.
And the way I look.
>>173557
Just good fortune.
No.173564
>>173557
sorry i failed you…
once again ;_;
>>173558
being me
>>173560
Doctoc said my knees were no longer fit for duty and rehab wasnt possible in a timely manner as they gave out way to much
No.173565
>you will never drink with /lewd/bros
>you will never drink with anyone for a period of years
you think you have felt…
No.173566
>>173561
wont you ever not take anyone to prom because you're out of high school tho?
No.173567
>>173556
You can win my heart~
>>173558
Well the Twingo is pretty nice little econobox. Those stickers and shit needs to get off of the poor thing though.
>>173560
Not saying you have to drink all those…just the standards. But yeah, you've had more than enough. Better make sure to take your vitamin D when you can.
No.173568
>tfw you will never force Tomo to dress up in a frilly outfit for you
>tfw you will never force feed applesauce to Tomo
>tfw you will never gnaw off Tomo's ankle
No.173569
>>173568
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Applesauce
No.173570
>>173566
where'd you get your information fam im a senior in HS
haven't done prom yet
No.173571
No.173572
>>173567
nah i cant,,,
>>173568
you can do it
anyone can
No.173573
>>173560
why are her nipples so pale
>>173562
that's not what you usually say
dummy
>>173561
why would I wanna go to a prom
I heard they're boring and usually stupid and dumb
No.173574
>>173570
Oh shit I just assumed since you were 18
I never actually met a senior in high school who was 18
No.173575
This thread is looking pretty fresh.
No.173577
I never got to experience prom. I actually never got to do a lot of other growing up things. I never walked for graduation either.
No.173578
>>173573
So we can fuck behind the bleachers yeah?
>>173574
There's a whole bunch
almost all my friends are 18, newposter
No.173579
>>173576
No problem, how're you doing this night?
No.173580
>>173558
Oh..why a not?
>>173560
You can dream gay boi
>>173563
Baka baka
>>173564
Rip
No.173581
>>173578
I'm !IslaaasVOA
>.>
yea
No.173582
>>173575
woah
hasn't it been a long time since you've posted here
how are you?
>>173578
but
bleachers have gaps in them
No.173583
>>173582
Yeah it has, but i'm here now, it gets worse and worse on the homefront, so i'm taking more time off.
No.173584
>>173565
I drink extremely often, so if you drink at all oyu will have drank with me at one point, though it will be long distance.
>>173564
Your knees are bad?
>>173568
I'm okay with 3 of these 3 things
>>173573
Why are yours so dark and hairy, did you pluck them before that picture?
>>173575
Hey wife, how are you?
>>173577
I drank at home while playing league
>>173580
I mean of course, as well as rape
No.173585
>>173581
>changing youre name
how am i supposed to know that one ghostie
hi anyway~
>>173582
You have a gap in you also
Make sure to wear something pretty okay?
No.173586
>>173584
I'm doing fine other wife, how about yourself?
No.173587
No.173588
>>173584
Oh, I actually had a good reason
No.173589
>>173580
bit…
forgive me once again, ill give back my reward ;_;
>>173584
left foot and ankle too
No.173590
>>173567
nah bro i was joking, that car looks like shit
thank god im in america
they don't have those little shits here, right?
RIGHT?
>>173564
fuck
right in the my heart
>>173580
cause uh…
uhm…
Y-you just can't!
No.173591
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>>173584
who the fuck are you confusing me with
you've never even seen my nipples
>>173585
you right I have a thigh gap
what would I wear
No.173592
>>173571
>>173584
>old enough to legally buy alcohol
nerds!
No.173593
>>173590
i doubt that im the worst of the worst
No.173594
>>173577
>walked for graduation
What's that?
Walking up to the stage to recieve your diploma?
>>173579
Pretty good. Getting exhausted.
How 'bout you?
>>173580
That's not me!
>>173584
Did you miss the post in which I apologized for missing your post?
No.173595
>>173585
I mean look at this trip its fucking amazing LOL
>>173587
I didn't know you were
Oh
Hailey
OH
No.173596
>>173594
Very tired, about to go to sleep, just wanted to stop by and see how people I don't know are doing.
No.173597
>>173592
You said never.
You'll turn that age, eventually.
How old are you, and how old do you need to buy alcohol? 21?
No.173598
No.173599
>>173595
i told you i was 18 before
No.173600
>>173565
Can't get any more alcohol, huh?
>>173572
Why not?
>>173590
No, they aren't here. Maybe one day. Not like you would have to buy one if they were.
No.173601
>>173584
You're to weak, you can't rape
>>173589
How do you do that?
>>173590
Fug that! I'm marrying Dark souls 3 next month. You can come to the wedding if you want.
>>173594
Ok you're a big baka!
No.173602
>>173596
Yeah, we hadn't talked before, had we?
I'm Fortune. Or Fort. Or Cookie. Joined sometime this week. Nice to meetcha.
No.173603
>>173575
Hey Erica <3 How's you?
No.173604
>tfw you flash your tits when his dad walks in the room
No.173605
>>173602
Oh, I'm some fag from /hg/ on 4chan. Nice to meet ya.
>>173603
Doing excellent as usual.
>>173604
>despairs internally
No.173606
>>173600
im a failure
>>173601
I can hold your hand back or you can take away my next reward what ever you want
No.173607
>>173586
Other wife?!?
You are cheating on me now babe?
>>173588
Had a good reason for what?
>>173589
Aw thats shit, my right/primary arm
Is weaker than my left by about 20 lbs is all.
>>173591
I've never seen anyones I think, I just bully people
>>173592
Come marry me then, after me and erica don't work out. I'll buy you alcohol then.
>>173594
Probably, if I didn't respond it means I did.
>>173601
Oh so you admitting it'd be consensual then?
No.173608
>>173594
Yep! People here in the states make a pretty big deal out of it
No.173609
>>173607
Oh nonono, sorry it was a misunderstanding.
No.173610
>>173604
no it was deliberate
No.173611
>>173591
Ive seen a lot of trips posting so they arent that special anymore
especially since you can just run an .exe long enough to get any one you want
>>173591
Something tight and classy so everyone will know that you're both sexy and mine~
No.173612
>>173607
I STOLE YOUR IMAGE!
I cant do a lot of the stuff the army expects of me
No.173613
>>173601
Aw, really?
Thanks bit, you're too nice~
>>173593
?
Why's that, who would be worse than you?
>>173600
thank the AMERICAN jesus, i hope they never get here
I wouldn't buy one, I'm going to buy a sweet looking car like a uh…
Uhm…
Doge Charger?
I don't know cars….
>>173604
ayy lmao
No.173614
>>173600
>>173597
>>173607
i had no money, and i was very young, so i may have stole some…
i still am young, and i still have no money! in terms of age, i'd have to wait half a decade…
darn me for being so dumb!
No.173615
>>173599
I know you were 18 but I didn't think you were in highschool
No.173616
>tfw hes so adamant to avoid lewd he invites someone else to sperg out about hearthstone with
i want to die fam
No.173617
>>173605
/hg/? Dunno it. What is it?
>>173607
Okay, alright. Not ignored. Good.
'Twas this post. >>173563
>>173608
I did that, but no prom.
Had no one to go with.
No.173619
>>173606
A failure is all I need~
>>173612
Oh, i thought it was just my computer messing up.
>>173613
Well I guess it's all about tastes really. Chargers are all right. Not too sure if I would buy a Dodge though.
What you want is a Miata.
>>173614
Half a decade huh? You sure got a long way? Don't kids know whats to get alcohol anyways? All the high school kids at my high school always talked about drinking.
No.173620
>>173616
disgusting
just be lewd with both of em then
>>173618
i can't tell if you're being nice or if you hate yourself
>>173619
ehhhhhh
nah, not angular enough
No.173622
>>173619
they stole it from their parents! my parents don't drink, so i had to steal from stores…
but i don't do that anymore!
No.173624
>>173614
Kids mess up. Happens.
The fact that you seem to regret it so strongly is naught but a good sign.
No.173625
>>173619
you dont want that
>>173620
I hate myself
No.173627
>>173620
>>173621
its a joke you stupid cunts
No.173628
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>>173623
you're nice
you could have just posted something else because it had been so long but you replied to me anyway
No.173629
>>173606
Don't worry about it drunky
>>173607
Your wee is never going near me
>>173613
Yea better bring a gift or a the bodyguards punch you in the dick 10 times
No.173630
>>173617
Think /animus/ plus hunger game simulator
No.173631
>>173620
More angular cars? Hmm, going to have to go older for that. Most cars these days are more curvy because of aerodynamics. You want angles though, get a Jeep Wrangler. Literally a box on wheels.
>>173622
Well just keep asking you're friends you cheeki sneaky little breeki.
>>173625
I don't know what I want.
>>173626
What a qt.
No.173632
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>>173626
Morning Pins <3 How's you?
No.173633
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>>173628
Why wouldn't I reply to my cute little Brat?
No.173634
>>173632
you're still up :p
No.173635
>>173629
i may be drunk but i owe you for failing!
>>173631
GET A JEEP
not me!
No.173636
>>173631
Calm down hotshot i've already claimed her
>>173632
I'm good, woke up a little while ago and just sitting at my pc, how about you?
No.173637
>>173624
finding your own way is stupid sometimes…
but you have to know…
>>173631
i am not russian! and i don't have any friends close enough to ask for alcohol and drink with at my school…
No.173638
>>173633
you say that but it didn't stop you in the past
No.173639
>>173630
Oooh, we've done that. Was fun, at times.
I never won…
>>173626
Heya.
I know this webm… Isn't she singing a warsong?
No.173640
>>173625
ah
too much of that around here
>>173626
my benis
>>173627
*fucking does a backflip and kicks you on top of the head and compresses your spine and then fucking blows you up with a ONE MAN PUNCH*
faglord
>>173629
i'll punch your wife in the dick 10 times lmao
>>173631
>jeep wrangler
nah im good, i don't want to look like an asshole all the time
I want to be an asshole, not look like one
No.173641
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No.173642
>>173641
what have you been doing?
No.173643
>>173637
Yup. It probably is.
I still haven't "found my way", though.
No.173644
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>>173638
Sorry for not giving you the attention you need.
No.173645
>>173639
Yeah /hg/ has been going on for about a year now, after I want to say November of last year, everything went to shit though, it's 10x worse than how it used to be.
No.173646
>>173617
That is sad. I was busy with sports
No.173647
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>>173636
I'm ok, just relaxing haven't been to bed yet lol
>>173642
Just pottering about setting a few things up, not much really. What about you?
No.173648
>>173636
>ruining a favorite webm of mine
wtf
>>173640
Just ingore me thenb boom problem solved
also insult the wrangler again and ill kill you
No.173649
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>>173609
Good, you can't marry anyone else, only me!
So how have you been today babe?
>>173612
I can and was better at a lot of task, but fuck you arm something being weaker than average fucked me.
I want to work on an oil rig and never think about shore life
>>173614
Don't do that, it's bad.
>>173617
Why you hate pics of yourself hun?
>>173629
It's okay your wee can go near and inside me instead *winky face*
No.173650
>>173649
I want to die in battle
No.173651
ngl tho it does sorta feel like im being deliberately cucked out of the conversation
No.173652
>>173635
You get a Jeep!
Yes you~
>>173636
You claim everyone you Irish fuck! You can't have so many people!
>>173637
Huh, this is probably why I didn't drink till legal age and some other reasons really. Well, meet a random stranger online for sex and alcohol. What can go wrong?
>>173640
You calling Burt an asshole?
A lot of cars make you look like an asshole though. Just get a foxbody Mustang if you really need angles.
No.173653
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>>173644
no you've been doing a good job since you found out it bothered me
No.173654
>>173639
Judging by the military uniform that's what i'm thinking too
>>173640
heh, your benus weanus
>>173647
Damn, get to bed already!
>>173648
I prefer the word "improved"
No.173655
>>173649
Doing fine babe, i'm about to go to bed though soon, tired as fuck.
No.173656
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>>173647
got drunk with mikan and watched grand Budapest hotel, i want to try and get him to watch a bridge to far with me, i root for the brits, he roots for the germans.
No.173657
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>>173650
I want to killl you in battle.
>>173655
Alright I'll put the blanket in and sheet in the dryer so when we sleep together it will be nice and warm for us to cuddle under.
No.173658
>>173635
I said dont worry about it!
>>173640
Only with my supervision of course
>>173649
You must stay 3000000 feet away from me at all times
No.173659
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>>173654
Nah I'll be up another few hours, you know I live like a vampire lol
No.173660
Tomo, do you read the tomo chan manga?
No.173661
>>173646
What sport?
>>173645
>Worse than it used to be.
I don't know howit used to be. What exactly is wrong with it?
>>173649
I hate the person in 'em.
>>173654
Oh yeah, I guess there's that clue, too.
Also, I don't think we've met before… If you're… Pinsbrooke, I think it was, I've heard of you, at least.
No.173662
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>>173656
Ah that's a good film :) Sound's like you had a good time
No.173663
>>173661
I was a runner. A very very good runner.
No.173664
>>173643
no one has unless they think they do! and even then, they can be wrong…
>>173649
especially when you get caught by your parents when you've had a little too much
>>173652
>having any of these strangers that you happen to talk to live near you
>making the concerted effort for quick sex
eeeeh
no!
i still think i'd like to drink with /lewd/ folks, even if i'd have to bring a can of mace to make sure of some things!
No.173665
>>173658
Nah don't feel like it.
>>173660
At least reply to me, I honestly don't read most messaages when they don't give me a (you) and even then I still miss some.
No never heard of it before though, what genre is it hun?
>>173661
That seems silly, you should love the person in them. Just take your dream guy and become him then.
No.173666
>>173648
but you're not a problem, how you view yourself is!
But I'm sure you've already heard that before, no need to hear it again
>>173652
what?
does burt drive a wrangler or somethin?
Also, that mustang looks good, I'd but it
>>173658
wow
so you would let me punch your wife?
that's FUCKED
No.173667
>>173665
Slice of tomboy life comedy
No.173668
>>173652
yes!
>>173654
you fucked up
>>173657
its not a matter of who
its a matter of who kills me if i die in battle
>>173658
can we hold hands again?
>>173666
I am a problem!
No.173669
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>>173662
it was fun, now im just reading manga :3
No.173670
>>173664
Yeah that's a terrible idea. Just making sure you wouldn't agree with me on it.
Talk to kids at school, find out how they get alcohol. I'm sure there's an owner somewhere that sells alcohol to the under age.
You shouldn't be doing that either though.
>>173666
You should ask him.
Well good luck finding one in good condition and a fair price. That or a Nissan Cube lel.
>>173668
yes what?
No.173671
>>173665
To bad cucky
>>173666
She beats me everyday, leaving me broken by the end of the week. She might change things up next month tho
>>173668
Nuh uh
No.173672
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No.173673
>>173652
The question is not whether I should but rather who will stop me?
>>173659
Yeah you and me both at the minute
>>173661
Yeah I don't think we have either
>i've heard of you, at least.
That sounds ominous
>>173668
JUST LEAVE ME TO PET MY WAIFU IN FE FATES DAMMIT
No.173674
>>173663
Ooh, nice.
I've always been good at short sprints, but I have the worst endurance.
>>173664
…what?
>>173665
>Just take your dream guy and become him then.
Not being able to do that is what makes me hate me.
No.173675
>>173672
the really gay stuff
No.173676
>>173667
Sounds like a good manga, I picked the name Tomo cause Tomoyo shortened is Tomo. And on my screen it looks like Tomo(you) so almost the same.
Also Tomoyo's child is named Tomo
>>173668
I'll kill you in battle before you ever touch anyone or ever feel any love.
>>173671
I'm not a cuck like you, I'm always here wheny ou need to be cucked again
>>173674
Why can't he,, he can I'm sure of it. You just gotta stop being crazy.
No.173677
>>173670
we all deserve jeeps
>>173671
please…
just 2 more seconds! thats it for all the month!
>>173673
No never!
No.173678
>>173674
anyone who finds their way only finds it until something comes along and changes it! unless they are sufficiently committed, and then they risk being hardheaded!
No.173679
>>173674
Same here! I was a sprinter. The only guy who beat me in high school just qualified for the Olympics. Great guy.
No.173680
>>173673
Kyoko named all the people they play DnD with, once.
I'm Fortune, nice to meet you. Some call me Cookie because of the trip. Works too.
No.173681
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE MYSELF SO FUCKING MUCH I WANT TO DIE ILL NEVER BE A GIRL ILL NEVER BE ATTRACTIVE ILL NEVER BE SUCCESSFUL ILL NEVER BE HAPPY ILL NEVER BE ANYTHING MORE THAN A PIECE OF TRASH KILL ME FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
No.173682
>>173676
No thanks cucky
>>173677
Hmm 1.5 seconds and you got a deal!
No.173683
>>173676
I was never gonna gave that anyway
>>173682
deal!
No.173684
>>173673
Heh yeah I'm on nights again for the next little while
>>173675
Is it giving you ideas?
No.173687
>>173683
Hey Burt, wanna cuck Bit?
No.173688
>>173679
Whoa, Dayum.
I'm not quite THAT fast, yo!
>>173676
How do you compare to the highest ideals you can think of?
I don't do so well. And although it's unreasonable to compare my self to something like that, It's what I do. It sucks. I suck.
>>173678
I guess. Sounds about right.
Do you think you've found your way?
>>173685
Heyo, Kyoko.
No.173689
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>>173684
as in? i go into head case mode and freak the fuck out?
No.173690
No.173691
>>173673
Hmmm…someone will. I just don't want to try.
>>173677
Even those people that don't?
No.173692
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No.173693
>>173687
>Trying to cuck what isn't there
kek
No.173694
>>173677
>tfw still no breast slider in SK2
i'm in hell right now
>>173680
Oh that's not so bad, Hello Fortune Cookie!
>>173684
I'm in the middle of fixing it since i've been waking up a little later each night now, still probably gonna be on nightshift for a while though
>>173691
Until that day I shall claim all the qts I claim webm related
No.173695
>>173692
you know what i mean. yes its one of those mangas
No.173696
>>173687
well no even though bit doesnt like me like that
>>173691
yes
No.173697
>>173694
Heya~
Do I just call you Pins? Peeking at the Discord channel, it seems like I added an 'o' too much. Sorry.
No.173698
>>173694
youll get them at some point
No.173699
>>173688
i think now for awhile i've been going into a mental spiral- not downwards, just place to place visiting what's there before until one day i notice it isn't there anymore.
i feel a little loopy and sad, and i think that between my cynical personality and my emotional instability as a teenager i'll either make it or i won't as an adult.
so i just go along with the riptide!
No.173700
>>173694
I haven't been too bad, though the waking up is starting to get a bit later in the day again
>>173695
I know, I'm just joking. You enjoying it?
No.173701
>>173700
yes its full coloured, its cute im only on the seconed chapter
No.173703
>>173699
That's some heavy stuff.
You're young, you have plenty time to figure it out still, no?
You sound more mature than me, though.
No.173704
>>173694
Can I claim you~?
>>173696
If only I had a free Jeep.
No.173705
>>173702
DRUNK SELF BURT REMEMBER.
No.173706
>>173688
Yep! There was a reason I got paid to do it. I really am a man of many trades
No.173707
>>173704
one day
>>173705
REMEMBER?!
uhh what?
No.173708
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>>173701
Nice, sound's like you have something to enjoy :)
No.173709
>>173706
Oooh, that really is pretty cool. Are you still that athletic?
>Many trades.
I'd ask, but I'mma pass out soon. I hear birds chirping.
No.173711
>>173697
Most people just call me Pins so that works
>added an 'o' too much.
Inexcusable
>>173700
It's a shame that I need to fix it, I prefer night time much more than day time
>>173704
Out of the question!
No.173712
>>173709
>birds chirping
Hey! That is how I know its time to go to bed too. I am for sure not as strong as I once was. I am trying to move to longer distances since sprinting fucks up your body so much.
No.173713
>>173707
DRUNK SELF IS A HOSTILE
>>173708
its like doing coke i just can't stop
No.173714
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>173702
This is me at this exact moment, I've spilled a lot of things to people I never would/should already.
>>173694
>video
>>173688
Just be positive. Start off with the basics, if you like abs on a guy get abs, if you like long hair get long hair, etc.
>>173683
It's okay I'll rape you before I slit your throat
>>173682
You say no thanks too bad it will happen anyways
>>173681
You'll also be a cocksleeve one day
No.173715
>>173713
SHOULD I SHOOT?!
DO I HAVE PERMISSION TO TAKE THE SHOT SIR?
No.173716
>>173711
I know, I much prefer the night, always have
>>173713
I didn't really like coke, much prefered mdma :D
No.173717
>>173703
it's about exploration of who you are, and learning to mash together the many different coinciding gay conceptual things that makes up a person…
No.173718
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what are fun things that I could try putting up my butt that won't hurt me or make me have to go to the emergency room
No.173719
>>173718
A cucumber or other root vegetable
No.173720
>>173714
Dont rape me
not you!
No.173721
>>173718
anything large enough and dildo shaped enough and not fragile or malleable enough to get stuck in your ass?
at least, that'd be the theorem…
No.173722
>>173707
Probably never really. Unless I get all the money.
>>173711
Oops, that ? was an accident. I wasn't asking! >:)
>>173718
A banana.
No.173723
>>173688
We're thinking of playing some dnd right now, tell me you made a character.
No.173724
>>173718
The obvious sharpie.
No.173725
>>173714
Nah keep on dreaming
>>173718
Burt
No.173726
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>>173718
My cock, although it might hurt a little at first!
No.173727
>>173722
Still not happening!
No.173728
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>>173715
Burt actual, urrm ROE states they must have weapon, please confirm over
>>173716
did it once not my thing tbh, just stick to weed
No.173729
>>173711
Pins it is.
>inexcusable.
Then I will take my leave from this place.
>>173712
>That's how I know it's bedtime.
Heh. Shame on us, then.
Yeah, sprinting is a bitch.
Nowadays, I just cycle.
Later, Murder.
>>173714
It ain't just the looks, Tomo.
There aren't many aspects of me that I like.
For example, I find my most redeeming quality is that I'm kind, yet the fact that I'm not completely selfless makes me angry with myself.
Gonna sleep.
>>173723
Kyoko, it's 6 in the morning. I'mma pass out.
I'm not joining the DnD, by the way. Can't.
Later, yo!
Nini guys
No.173730
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No.173731
>>173722
you will get all the money one day
>>173725
no one wants that
pervert!
>>173728
hes does have a a weapon confirmed
seems to be an M1 Garand
No.173732
No.173733
>>173729
Night
>>173731
Hey that was for Brat not you!
No.173734
>>173733
my point still stands!
No.173735
>>173727
You don't get a choice, bub.
>>173731
Even yours?
No.173736
>>173729
You need to message me on steam tommorw. I just bought a road bike today for $1500!
No.173738
>>173719
do you think a big carrot might work if I washed and cut off the outer layer
>>173722
should I peel it or try and fit an unpeeled one in
>>173721
you got any ideas that haven't been said?
>>173725
>>173724
way too little
>>173726
how big
>>173725
I'd take a burt
No.173739
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>>173729
I never want to see you round these parts again!
>>173735
>implying i'll be your bitch
No.173740
>>173735
yeah sure i dont care
>>173737
nuh uh
No.173741
>>173738
Yes you can even shave it down a little, it's one of the best choices
No.173742
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>>173720
Not me, so you admit to wanting to be raped by someone else then.
>>173725
I WILL! I'll keep dreaming till my dreams come true. You said yes before, it's not that hard to get you to say yes again.
>>173729
ALright night night babe.
I have lots of similar problems it's about overcoming them.
No.173743
>>173738
Unpeeled. Peeled will just get all smooshed against you. Those things are pretty fragile while peeled.
>>173739
>implying you have a choice
>>173740
Do I get you too?
No.173744
>>173738
One Burt coming right up
>>173740
I already put a stamp on you
>>173742
Say yes to what?
No.173745
>>173742
NO! I just wnat you to know its especially not you!
>>173743
no
>>173744
hey im not something to be shipped or sold!
No.173746
>>173738
make sure to use lotion or something similar!
No.173747
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>>173730
but thats prescription,
>>173731
ROGER THAT DEEP SIXED THE FUCKER
No.173748
>>173745
To late, enjoy the ride :D
No.173750
>>173746
Lube, you wouldn't want lotion up your butt
>>173747
Oh not what I can get, diclazepam 10x stronger and off the interweb :D
No.173751
>>173745
FUCK!
>>173746
I'd say canola oil. Everyone has that. What's the worse that could happen?
No.173752
>>173747
OH GODS
HES AIMING RIGHT AT ME IM TAKI–
>>173748
You are mean to me!
;_;
No.173753
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>>173741
vegetables seem cool because you can cut them down if they're too big and don't have to worry about hurting yourself
thank you
>>173743
the ends are too sharp though
No.173755
>>173753
No probs just use Vaseline if in doubt :D
No.173756
>>173752
It's just business!
No.173758
>>173753
>ends of a banana are too sharp
What? What kind of bananas do you have?
Look, it's not like I know, but you'll be fine.
>>173754
You're better.
No.173759
>>173738
>I'd take a Burt
I'm Hurt.
No.173760
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>>173750
What does that feel like?
>>173752
BURT? BURT? BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURT
No.173761
qill somwonw XdilR end my lfie
No.173762
>>173750
>>173751
whatever helps him make it go a little easier in there…
i liked the feeling of the lotion, personally! but it's been awhile…
No.173763
>>173758
what do you mean
the stem is rough and the banana butt is rough
I don't want to bleed
>>173759
I didn't say I wouldn't take you
No.173764
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>>173758
I think he means the very end of the skin the dried out bit at the end
>>173760
Good, feels like being stoned, a really good mellow feeling
>>173762
It's ok, but it's not the best kind of lube
No.173765
>>173758
nah im not
>>173759
now you know how i feel
>>173760
No.173766
>>173757
Don't worry they can always send you back within 1-15 business days
No.173767
>>173764
the best kind of lube is best from another person, silly!
No.173768
>>173766
im gonna be in a constant limbo of sent and returned im sure
No.173769
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>>173767
Well that's obvious :D
No.173771
>>173762
Try canola oil next time, tell me how it goes. Or whatever cooking oil you guys have in your house.
Just no automotive oil.
>>173763
You just have to go easy. Feel relaxed. I guess use a peeler to make it a bit more smooth or something if you are really worried.
>>173764
I assume so but it's a small bit. I don't think it would hit the intestines or anything necessarily. I'm no doctor though.
>>173765
YES YOU ARE DAMMIT!
No.173772
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>>173764
like a stronger version of weed then?
>>173765
No.173773
>>173768
Someone will keep you one day
No.173775
Ok guys I'm going to bed nini <3
>>173771
It would be fairly abrasive, that and you can't really cut it off as the banana would split, It happened to a girl I was with once lol
>>173772
Yeah but it lasts longer
No.173776
>>173771
nah bro
>>173772
>>173773
Dont be silly we both know it wont happen
No.173778
>>173770
im not shitoppsitng im shust drunk
No.173780
>>173775
What happened? Well you're going to bed so never mind, but I assume you could just let it out if it was up the butt at least.
>>173776
I will destroy you!
No.173781
>>173775
Goodnight :)
>>173776
I wouldn't lie to you
No.173782
No.173783
>>173780
>>173781
It still wont happen even if you believe it ;_;
No.173784
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>>173780
Yep up the butt. Oh but she also liked doing other things, but i'll tell you another time :)
ok me gone for real this time, nini everyone <3
No.173785
>>173783
>enjoyed MGS4
>really loved the scene where these two fight
>>173784
I'll try to remind you.
Sleep well.
No.173786
>>173783
Gonna happen, Gonna happen!
No.173787
>>173785
its sad
>>173786
ask anyone but yourself!
it wont happen
No.173790
>>173788
How are you doing sweetie
What's the discord doing?
No.173791
>>173787
Then I shall ask Magi later, hmph!
No.173792
>>173791
He will say no plus you gotta ask someone now
No.173793
>>173787
What is sad exactly?
No.173795
>>173792
He wouldn't and you dont get to make the rules!
No.173796
>>173795
He would and I do!
No.173799
>>173797
Yes ask anyone!
>>173798
rip ocelot
No.173800
>>173790
D&D.
I grabbed a big lizard's tail to scare it, it turned around and bit me, and now I'm dying. Aside from the fact that no one in my group has any healing capabilities, I'm fine I guess. You ever play dnd?
No.173801
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Who thinks Burt is horrible and will be alone forever?
>>173799
Not much of anyone here tbh and I'm getting sleepy!
No.173802
>>173801
Why are you being mean to Burt?
No.173803
tfw no one to hug me
>>173801
im trying to limit the canidates so i can win this fight
No.173804
>>173802
How am I being mean?
>>173803
Cheater!
No.173805
>>173804
hug me
no one else will
No.173806
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No.173807
>>173804
Is this rhetorical?
>>173803
No one?
>>173806
>
No.173808
>>173805
You refuse to believe and now I must go sleep
>>173806
lol
>>173807
Baka
No.173809
>>173800
Kinda, never official D&D but ive done some roleplay campaign stuff
Why didnt you invite me? Don't you want me to be your qt healslut?
No.173810
>>173807
I want to fit a banana but they're way too big
I couldn't even take the carrot butt, I had to use the thin side
>>173808
night night
>>173809
froggy boy
are you secretly a bottom
No.173811
>>173807
im just trying to make no one want me so bit has to keep me
>>173808
Goodnight!
No.173812
>tfw you make previously aforementioned boy cum
:DDDDDDDDDD
No.173813
>>173808
CALLING ME A MORON HUH?!
>>173810
Oh, just practice then. It will get more stretchy, I'm sure.
>>173811
Oh, I see.
NO I DON'T WANT TO HUG YOU BURT!
No.173815
>>173813
Now we wait to see if it works, else someone else will need to give me attention
No.173816
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No.173817
>>173810
Nah
Im just trying out a relationship with Kyoko and the guy asserts that he's a dominant top
so i'm rolling with it for a while because its kinda fun
dont like being degraded though. makes me feel kinda bad and low esteemed
No.173819
No.173820
No.173821
>>173809
It's a lot of fun, and we do need a healer. Hop in discord and we'll get around to helping you make a character.
You will be my healslave, always by my side keeping me healthy.
No.173822
>>173813
I don't think it's that easy
I'm not even sure I could take a dick yet and I've been actively playing with my butt for like 2 years
>>173817
ah
the feeling bad part is one of the reasons I like it
No.173823
No.173824
>>173822
some mental issues you guys have
No.173825
No.173826
>>173823
>Im just trying out a relationship with Kyoko
Slut, you're getting greedy again.
No.173827
No.173828
No.173829
No.173830
>>173822
Sounds like you're afraid to go bigger and better. You just gotta try it. It will be fine. The anus is stretchy, otherwise you wouldn't be able to pass stool.
I have no idea why I'm talking about this really.
No.173831
>>173826
What pronouns are we going for then
We are in a __
No.173833
No.173836
No.173838
Dnd sounded really boring guys
message me when we're playing any fun games or other stuff Kyoko senpai
No.173840
>>173839
Im letting my dog suck my dick.
No.173841
New Band Name: Satanic Ass Stench
No.173845
Why is this still current thread?
Well, it would be if not ded.
No.173847
>>173846
Not sure what's worse. That I'm still up, or that I'm wondering where her phone went.
No.173850