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No.175357
THE FIRST EVER BLACKJACK THREAD. :3 MY TIME HAS COME,
No.175361
>>175357
You forgot to post music but it's your first time so we'll let it slide.
No.175363
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>>175361
>>175359
>>175360
hey sorry i didn't know, this posted i refreshed the page like 5 times and it wasn't there.
music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMErlY2CIs0&index=3
No.175364
>>175363
This is a good song, I knew you'd get the hang of this.
No.175365
>>175364
i would be easier if 8ch servers weren't a pile of shit but, hey ho
No.175367
>>175363
Nice song. How are you?
No.175369
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>>175367
Im fine need to tidy my room bleh but how are you?
No.175370
>>175369
Pretty decent. Just listening to some music, about to get back to watching Grimgar. Have any plans for today?
No.175371
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>>175370
might do some research in to getting psych evaluated, it be for the best
No.175372
>>175371
Ah, something been bothering you lately?
No.175374
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>>175363
Man I haven't heard that song in a long time, good choice
No.175375
>>175365
It can be a real pain, but it's usually more stable for mods. I remember not too long ago when it was really messing up, and took like 5 retries for everyone to make a single post, I made as many threads as I could (which was extremly painful) just so no one would have to experience the horrors of thread making at that time.
Have we had sex yet?
No.175377
>>175372
yes very much so, it be better to get checked than wallowing in self hate.
>>175373
i like this
>>175374
papa franku always delivers
>>175375
no we have not Canadian one
No.175378
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>>175377
It's nice and relaxing, good morning <3
No.175379
No.175380
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>>175378
good morning magi how are you todays?
No.175381
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>>175380
I'm good, nothing like 5 hours for a good nights sleep :)
What about yourself?
No.175382
>>175381
been up all night sipping on whiskey, oh did you get any information for me?
No.175383
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Mango thinks Mango should refer to herself in third person because she thinks it's really cute.
No.175384
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>175382
Not yet, but I'm working on it <3
No.175385
>>175383
Blackjack does it now and again, its not even continuous thing
No.175386
>>175384
yay thankyou helping me out <3, do you have the division?
No.175388
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>>175386
No but I've heard mixed reviews on the game, might pick it up in a sale, think the next big game for me will be Dark Souls 3, doing a run in the first game atm :)
No.175390
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>>175387
i have avoided you tenticals haha
>>175388
awwwww no fair, you should be shooting urban youth in Manhattan rather than praising the sun
No.175391
>>175385
Mango thinks you're a huge dork for doing by accident.
No.175392
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>>175390
I would have liked to do both, but moneys a bit tight atm, and ubisoft games can be hit or miss, though the division seems like it could be fun with other people :)
No.175393
>>175390
Not for much longer~
it feels better when you let them in
No.175396
Don't even bother getting the division since you'll never catch up to me now.
No.175398
>>175397
What did he mean by this?!
No.175399
>>175398
Next time make sure someone is standing under the balcony.
No.175401
>>175400
I just hit undo a bunch on a previous thing didn't realize it fuckd up my copping but its better that way.
I'm tired to fix things
No.175402
>>175399
Yeah if the wind isn't blowing 100 miles per hour. Nearly knocked my skinny ass off the roof.
No.175403
brushing your teeth in the shower is truely the intelectual man's way
No.175404
>>175402
The wind …is troubled today.
No.175405
>>175401
Mango knows that taking a screenshot with F12 over steam creates a ready to go screenshot inside your steamfolder.
Mango also recommends quick upload programs like puush!
No.175406
>>175404
…but this wind is weeping just a little.
No.175407
>>175406
It seems as though the wind blew something unpleasant into town.
No.175408
>>175407
Let us make haste, lest the wind ceases.
No.175409
>>175408
I …don't like this wind.
No.175410
>>175409
The wind always snatches away what's precious to me. I'll stop this wind…
No.175411
>>175410
The wind …is cold.
No.175412
>>175411
A cold front is coming… from Siberia.
No.175413
>>175412
The winter's coldest.
No.175414
>>175413
The wind is sparkling.
No.175415
Mango wonders if this is some sort of mating ritual.
No.175418
>>175414
No need to worry.
I'm not mad.
So cheer up.
No.175419
>>175415
talking in 3rd person is pretty autistic senpai no offense
No.175420
>>175418
Wait… The potato chips at the convenience store are half off! Let's get going!
No.175421
>>175419
brat : zero fun police
No.175422
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No.175423
>>175421
nuh uh
how is that fun either way
I didn't even tell you to stop I just expressed my very valuable opinion on it
No.175426
What's going on in this thread?
No.175427
>>175426
Stuff and things. How are you?
No.175430
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>>175423
>wah I don't like it
Go ahead and delete me again. I'm waiting for it.
>>175425
Cergh!
>>175426
Gay stuff for gay people.
No.175431
Let us make haste to my bed. The wind has chilled me… I must go.
No.175433
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No.175435
>>175426
Hey Pins <3
>>175431
Nini <3
No.175437
Just making a quick post before school to see how ya guys are doing.
No.175438
>>175437
Doing ok, up early, what about yourself?
No.175439
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>>175427
I'm good, just busy being bored, should really go out soon and do somethings I need to do but i'm lazy right now
>>175430
It's 2gay4me, you guys should be ashamed!
>>175435
Hi magi!
No.175440
>>175438
Fine. How do I look, btw? Just wondering.
>>175439
Aw, okay. About to go to school, btw.
No.175441
>>175439
Did you get settled in ok?
>>175440
You look happy :) you in good form today?
No.175442
>>175441
Huh. I usually smile for the camera, whether or not I actually am happy. Though I am in good form this morning.
Anyways, have to go to school now.
SEE YOU, /lewd/!
No.175443
>>175442
Catch you later <3
No.175444
>>175442
in about 8 hours. lol
No.175445
>>175441
Yeah i'm settled in for the most part now, gotta sign on tho so I have some money while I look for a job though
>>175440
Have fun at school!
No.175446
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>>175444
Have a good day <3
>>175445
Good luck with them, they can be a pain in the ass. What kind of work you looking?
No.175447
>>175436
You're supposed to say "dergh"
>>175439
It only started to be gay since you were here~
No.175448
>>175446
Anything really, although I don't want to work in a warehouse again, and yeah they're a massive pain in the ass
>>175447
I do seem to have that effect on sissies :^)
No.175449
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>>175448
Hopefully something will come up soon so you don't have to deal with the dole for too long. Did you setup an appointment for them yet?
No.175450
>>175448
A friend of mine works at amazon in a warehouse, he's telling us some great stories about what stuff he has to pack up.
Like, for one package he had to get: a 36cm rubber fist, a horse shaped dildo, 2 litres of lube and the complete DVD box from Dragonball Z.
Warehouses are fun.
No.175451
>>175449
I've to go today and get that booklet thing they hand out
No.175452
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>>175450
Mine wasn't an amazon warehouse, it was a warehouse that sold farming equipment so it was carrying around heavy shit all day
No.175453
>>175452
Well, atleast you don't have to go to the gym to stay fit and healthy.
No.175454
>>175453
Instead you're trapped in a hell hole
I'm glad I left that place, even the guys working there longer than me were telling me to get out while I was still young
No.175455
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>>175451
Ugh, that sucks. Hope they don't give you too much hassle :s
No.175456
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>>175454
Hey, atleast you didn't worked at a Burger King like I did.
"Do you want mayonaise or ketchup?"
"Yes."
Man, I hate customers.
No.175457
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>>175456
How long did you work at burger king?
No.175458
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>>175456
My old roomate works at burger king and the thing he said he hates the most is when they just ask for a burger since there's so many different ones on the menu
>>175455
They shouldn't today, it's every time I have to sign on is when they are a hassle
No.175459
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No.175460
>>175457
A year, part time besides school.
Money and working times were okay for a part time job, but seriously fuck customers.
>>175458
"Do you want something to drink with your Burger?
"Yes."
"And what kind of drink do you want?"
"I want a burger menu with cheese."
I'm asking simple questions with limited options to answer and these people still fuck up to answer proberly.
By all respect, I always looked down on people working in restaurants, but now I have a lot of respect of them for all the shit they have to put up everyday.
No.175461
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>>175460
I wouldn't be able to deal with people, especially how crowded those places are :s
No.175462
>>175459
Hopefully I can find something part time at the least, I only really need a bit of money
>>175460
I couldn't stand working in a restaurant, especially in the warm months, the Mc Donalds here is boiling in the sitting area during summer so I can only imagine how bad it is for the guys behind the counter
No.175463
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>>175461
>>175462
It really wasn't fun at all.
But those sweet 7.5€ per hour and 100% extra on holidays. Those were the big motivator to keep me from quitting.
No.175464
>>175463
is that like 53p since greece fucked you
No.175465
>>175462
I'll keep everything crossed that you do <3
>>175463
The money sound's like the only thing going for it tbh.
>>175464
lol
No.175466
>>175464
>53p
What?
>>175465
Well, the co-worker and managers were nice, the work was fairly easy and I had flexible working times as long as I called a day before telling I come later/have to go earlier.
No.175468
>>175466
>53p
The exchange rate for pound vs euro lol
That's not so bad, it's good if you get people you can work with, nothing worse than having people you don't get on with to work for
No.175469
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No.175470
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>>175469
no ;_;
because im a mentally retarded person incapable of basic human function
No.175471
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>>175470
What exactly happend?
No.175472
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>>175470
You having a hard time today? :s
No.175473
>>175471
ehhh its something that happens on the daily and wont change anytime soon
>>175472
yeah but its my fault like always so i cant really complain much
No.175475
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>>175473
Try not to be so hard on yourself hun <3
No.175476
>>175475
;_; i just wish i wasnt such a spaz
No.175477
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>>175473
I would like to help you, but I can't do that if I don't know the problem :x
>>175474
Oi!
No.175478
>>175474
Hey Cookie <3 how's you?
>>175476
You aren't a spaz :s
No.175479
>>175477
Yo Mango!
Whaddup?
No.175480
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>>175477
yeah but its fine, its on me the way i feel right now so its fine
>>175478
i am, im not normal or able to be so ;_;
No.175481
>>175478
Really tired, just woke up.
You?
>>175480
Hey date, you okay?
No.175482
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>>175481
its been better but its a daily occurrence so its fine
No.175483
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date you realize you have some autistic behavior so that's better than a lot of people and also the first step to change or something
honestly it just sounds like you need to hang around some normal people again so you remember how to properly act
No.175484
>>175482
>daily occurrence so its fine
How does that make it better…?
No.175485
STEP 1: Put your hand down your pants
STEP 2: Put your hand over your cock and balls
STEP 3: Smell your hand
STEP 4: Describe the smell
No.175486
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>>175480
You are normal, try not to be so hard on yourself though <3
>>175485
Smells like dove soap :D
No.175487
>>175483
i know brat, but idk plus my irl circle of friends is slim to none
>>175484
well you get numb to it after awhile
and ill get to that pint eventually
No.175488
No.175490
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>>175485
what if there's no scent
>>175487
you don't even really need real life friends
it would be more helpful but it isn't mandatory
just go on like /soc/ or some shit with boring people and become friends with someone who has different interests than you
No.175491
>>175485
There's no smell like it. I try, but can't describe.
>>175487
Do you really want to get to that point?
No.175492
>Nobody with big, stinky cocks to clean with my mouth
fucking
BORING
ass
PEOPLE
goodbye
No.175493
No.175494
>>175481
I'm tired too, was up early, tempted to go to bed for a nap soon lol
Any plans for your day?
>>175492
Give me a few hours and it will be different then :D
No.175495
>>175492
Well better luck next time.
I know its suffering
No.175496
>>175492
It's stinky alright, but if you wanted to know how it smells, you should just come closer.
>>175493
Sounds like a point of no return, to me. The part where you give up.
>>175494
Cleaning. A lot needs to be done… Blech.
No.175497
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>>175489
Hey Cherub <3 How's you?
No.175498
>>175497
I'm fine more or less. Just waking up slowly.
No.175499
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>>175496
I like cleaning :D On a scale of 1-10 how bad is it?
No.175500
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>>175496
i just dont want to be a bother to him much, but i try and try and i cant better myself in that aspect
No.175501
>>175499
I'd say eight. But it's all rather easy to clean, it just needs to be done.
No.175505
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>>175498
I'm thinking of going back to bed, it's one of those days where I know if I stay up much longer I'm not fit for purpose lol
Anything planned today?
>>175501
I usually end up scheduling cleaning for a set time, I like doing it and the end results but I try to tidy as I go along mostly, but some things I put off, like clothes washing
>>175502
Morning Burt <3
No.175506
>Big, floppy doggy knots
I'm close to cumming.. I want to be the pack bitch !
No.175507
>>175500
There's gotta be a way to work on the way you feel when Akari isn't there, because I assume the "something that happens on the daily and wont change anytime soon" is Akari not being there a 100% of the time.
No.175509
>>175505
No not really. Just planning on sitting here. Maybe i will get some fresh air a little later though.
No.175510
>>175505
I just don't clean for a long time, then do all of it in one go.
>Clothes Washing
should do that, too.
No.175511
>>175508
Hey Burt. Whats up?
No.175512
>>175506
what do I do when I've exhausted the doggy ship doujin supply
No.175513
>>175512
Log onto my exhentai and type the tag "dog" or "bestiality" or "monster" and read the 60-70+ doujins
No.175514
>>175511
Im doing alright got nothing to do today just gonna relax again
>>175512
>>175513
No.175515
>>175506
PLEASE
I just over my beastiality phase, don't make me go back.
No.175516
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>>175508
How's you today?
>>175509
How's the weather been over there, you starting to see the signs of spring yet?
No.175517
>>175512
>doggy ship
Why's there a dogship?
>>175515
There's phases like that?
No.175518
>Doggies and minotaurs and pigs raping me
holy shit im so close
No.175520
>>175514
I know the feeling.
>>175516
Oh yes. And its sunny outside now.
No.175521
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>>175517
Yeah, I downloaded a whole bunch of JAVs videos with dogs and pigs.
I think I downloaded a bunch of viruses back then too.
No.175522
>>175521
Ouch.
Seen enough drawn stuff, but never have I seen it for real… I'd better not, too.
No.175523
>>175522
Yeah, don't go that way if you value your sanity.
No.175524
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Going to head for a nap see you all later <3
>>175519
I'm alright, going to have a nap, have a good day <3
>>175520
Same here, well it was sunny yesterday now were back to cloudy and grey lol
No.175525
>>175523
Yeah, exactly.
"If I like it, I'm screwed" is what kept me away from a lot of bad stuff.
>>175524
Have a good one.
No.175526
>>175520
its nice
>>175524
sleep tight
No.175527
>>175524
The weather is fucked up. Sleep well Magi.
No.175529
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you monsters are gross sicko degenerates who will burn in hell
No.175530
>>175529
Tell me something i don't know.
No.175531
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BLOOD FOR WATER!!! BLOOD FOR WATER!!! BLOOD FOR WAR!!! BLOOD FOR WATER!!!
No.175532
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>>175530
carrots and peanut butter are kind of ok together
No.175533
>>175531
Um…. What?
>>175532
Haven't tried carrots yet. Though i know that peanut butter goes well with cucumber.
No.175535
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>>175534
That seems like a bad trade. But who knows.
No.175536
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>>175531
How about cum for salvia?
No.175538
>>175537
I'm okay at the moment. Just listening to music and such. What about you?
No.175540
>>175539
Neat. What are you watching?
No.175542
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No.175543
>>175542
Haven't heard about it. Is it good?
No.175546
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No.175547
No.175548
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>>175546
Kisses you on the cheek No.
No.175549
>>175548
I want a kiss too.
No.175551
>there are people who think aqua is better than megumin
No.175552
>>175549
*Gives you the biggest kiss on your lip.*
No.175553
>>175552
*Blushes*
O-oh… Thank you!
No.175554
>>175553
You're welcome!!!!
No.175555
>>175554
Love you…
*Gives you hug*
No.175557
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>>175556
bit! how are you today?
No.175559
>>175557
Sleepy! You doing ok today?
No.175563
>>175559
im at zero
so not negative but not positive
im thinking of playing some csgo
but im gettting mentally prepared for solo que atm
didnt sleep well?
No.175564
>>175562
>>175563
Oh I understand, it's one of those days. Uh yea I kept waking up and going back to sleep having weird dreams so I finally stayed up!
No.175566
>>175564
ahh thats a shame, yeah i usually wake up like 2 to 3 times a night so i feel your pain
No.175567
I wish someone would play Rocket League with me.
No.175570
>>175567
I'm not in possession of it anymore i'm afraid.
No.175571
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No.175572
>>175565
>>175566
What other games do you play?
No.175574
>>175572
hmmm csgo is what i play everyday atleast for 4 hours
also killing floor 2
i enjoy civ v
and me and akari play pulsar sometimes
also bought zombie army trilogy last week so i been playing that
but csgo is my default
No.175575
>>175569
Please stop giving me bad ideas.
>>175570
>anymore
You refunded it?
No.175576
>>175575
Big hard doggy knots rubbing and cumming on your face
No.175577
>>175575
No, it was free for playstation plus, but i haven't payed the last few months so the games i received through there are locked.
>>175576
Stop being so lewd.
No.175578
>>175574
Hmm wish I had a default game right now. Soon it will be Dark souls 3 but it's hard to find a game to enjoy waiting for it! Might just continue my ng on ds or start up dragon age
No.175579
>>175576
P-Please … I don't want to go back.
>>175577
Well that sucks. I'm not playing it on PS4 anyway.
No.175580
>when they try and hurt your feelings by calling you him and saying you'll never look like a girl but the jokes on them cuz you already know
whats up everybody
No.175581
>>175579
Join the dark side
No.175582
>>175579
Oh okay. How are you anyway?
No.175584
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>>175573
Fine you can stay.
No.175585
No.175587
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>>175581
Only if you lead the way
>>175582
Meh.
My parents bought my sister a car to her birthday. I got a fresh underwear and a book "how to succeed in life" on my last birthday.
No.175589
No.175590
>>175587
I'll be your master and breed you like a good dog
No.175591
>>175589
Fucked by dogdick.
No.175592
>>175585
Glad you liked it
>>175588
>>175589
Degeneracy
No.175593
>>175591
okay I have to go…
>>175592
bai
No.175594
>>175592
I am not a degenerate
No.175595
>>175587
Thats very ridiculous. I pity you.
>>175590
I need to stop mouseover spoilers.
No.175596
>>175578
yeah i love csgo only game i can play without tiring of it
plus its fun and a bit competetive
No.175597
No.175600
>>175590
FFFFFFFuck.
Now I really have to go back. Fuck you, master~
No.175601
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>>175600
Don't succumb to the language of the lewd.
No.175602
>>175595
Lewds you in public.
No.175603
No.175605
>>175595
The fate of being the youngest in the family.
No.175606
>>175605
It tends to be the other way around though, right?
No.175607
>>175604
You like this
Continues lewding you in public.
No.175608
>>175593
Oh bai bai
>>175596
I get spooked about competitive even tho I love it. I always practice a lot before joining a game with real people so they dont yell at me ;_:
>>175597
Pls dont get to real on me
>>175599
Hungry! You?
No.175609
>>175600
You're a cute little doggy keep that up and I'll give you a nice reward
No.175610
>>175608
Just got myself a meatball sub so im fixing my hunger problem
No.175612
>>175608
ahh well what rank are you?
i used to do deathmatch before comp but i stopped and really doesnt make a difference
then you can go try hard and have your settings mouse sensitivity if you play 4:3 black bars stretched etc etc
but yeah if you are nova 4 and below really strats arent needed and it mainly consists of gun fights rather than strats and nades
No.175613
>>175607
Not like this!
Enjoys it too much
No.175614
File: 1458581497828.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 192.82 KB, 1310x1869, 1310:1869, c1794ed4239f.jpeg)
No.175615
>>175610
Send me it
>>175612
No Idea! I only did deathmatch! Most of the time I was at the top so I wouldn't say I was that bad. The thing is I haven't played since January. Maybe I will pick it up soon again.
No.175616
Somehow this talk about dogs and stuff is coincidental to the dream, or dreams, I was having before it got all psychological horror on me.
>>175610
I could go for a meatball sub.
No.175617
>>175615
you should, if you top frag in deathmatch i say at the least you can rank to when you are able to get a rank is maybe silver elite master nova 2 atmost
but yeah pick it up its fun, i dont think i could play comp with you cause of my rank unless you aer unranked but we can play dm or demo
No.175618
>>175615
Will do, I ate half of it already
>>175616
Dont dream about dog dick
Meatball subs are good
No.175619
>>175609
Yes, master~
>>175606
Nah. I always got what went through the hands of my brother and sister?
"Your own phone? You can have your sisters one. It's pink? Oh don't be such a baby, grow up."
No.175621
>>175619
Does the thought of me using you like a pet and dogs fucking you with their big hard knots make you hard ? What a massive pervert..
No.175622
>>175620
Jeez, Paru. Wear some clothes for once you giant slut.
No.175623
>>175617
Do you think you will be playing Overwatch in a few months?
>>175618
Oh…just keep it then
No.175624
>>175621
Why yes, it does that~
No.175625
>>175620
Oh really?
>>175622
Don't call them that!
No.175626
MFW when i can perform a carrier landing without killing myself, while the AI crashes in to the Black top
No.175627
>>175623
well ive seen it, im not like all over it
but it comes out like 3 days before my bday so if i really want it ill nag akari to buy it for me
but im still not sure on it
No.175628
>>175624
Would you start touching yourself in public like this if I told you to
No.175629
>>175623
you sure?
i mean half is still good
No.175630
>>175622
You're one to talk, dog. Go run back to your master like a good dog and shut the fuck up.
>>175625
Yes.
No.175631
>>175618
Nah that wasn't it, that would have made the dream worse off.
No.175632
>>175628
Touch myself to the thought or do dogs fucking me?
>>175630
Atleast I'm not naked~
No.175633
>>175632
And at least I am not a slave to someone who wants to be fucked by a dog. I would rather be naked than have a master like that.
No.175634
>>175630
Well come here then~
No.175635
>>175632
Yes you little pervert, I want you to touch yourself to the thought of being knotted by doggies like the degenerate you are
No.175636
>>175633
Can't you see I'm just tsundere for you?
>>175635
In public? Why can't I bet knotted in public?
No.175637
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>>175634
Cums over.
>>175636
But I am the better tsundere if you thought I was serious!
No.175638
>>175627
Lucky! I've been trying since the first beta to get in but they hate me ;_; I just wanna play with Lucio since he reminds me of the Jet Set Radio days.
>>175629
Just eat it!
No.175641
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>>175638
hmmm
yeah ill see if i do want it it looks decent enough
No.175642
>>175631
oh good
>>175638
fine, I tried to feed you remember that.
No.175643
>>175636
Do what I told you to pet, and tell me the perverted thoughts you're thinking
No.175644
>>175639
I am not lewd!
>>175640
Chu~
No.175645
>>175642
The psychological horror was bad enough as it was. Who knows what madness would have happened if more was added.
No.175646
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>>175643
Well, right now I'm thinking about touching myself and letting my master watch as a doggy dick fills my asshole~
No.175647
>>175644
Just a little bit.
No.175648
>>175641
I gotta a feeling you will but ofc it will always be better or more fun with friends
>>175642
Fug you! I'm gonna look for my own food now!
No.175649
>>175644
Kiss me, slowly with tongue ~
No.175650
>>175645
Probably would of got worse
>>175648
NOO! Ill find you a fresh meatball sub!
No.175651
>>175648
ey thats true
plus me and akari always look for games to play together so maybe if he does want to play it, i will
plus i know some people from here are gonna play it so even more fun!
No.175652
>>175649
Nooooo
>>175647
When are we gonna do it?~
No.175653
>>175652
Pretty pleeeease ~
No.175654
>>175646
I think I may like it better if you sucked my dick while you got your asshole knotted but good boy, keep touching it
No.175655
>>175652
Whenever you are ready.
No.175656
>>175654
I'll do anything that master wants from me~
No.175657
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>>175653
But you have your master for that!
No.175658
>>175656
Such a cute little pet, I want you to stroke your cock harder and faster, thinking of being fucked by doggies until you cum for me
No.175660
>>175659
You wanna do it now? I don't see a problem with that.
No.175661
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>>175657
I have two holes to please people with ~
>>175658
D-Does master feel good if I suck his cock and watching as a doggy fucks my ass?
No.175662
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No.175663
>>175662
I'm free all evening.
No.175664
>>175661
Oh yes, very good ! I'd hold your head down as your ass gets stretched out and rub your cute little cock with my foot too
No.175665
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>>175663
What time is it right now?
No.175666
>>175665
Its 7 pm at my place.
No.175667
>>175666
You're like on the other side of the world.
No.175668
>>175664
[spoiler]Are you gonna cum soon, Master? Please shoot your cum into my nasty throatpussy~
Your feet feel so good, master~ Please do it more![/spoiler]
No.175669
>>175668
Embarassing, I fucked up the spoiler big times.
No.175670
>>175667
Yeah, its a little incredible.
>>175669
Use stars next time
No.175671
Man, I'd never seen /lewd/ get lewd before.
No.175672
>>175669
>>175668
Dirty slut!
>>175670
I have class in an hour.
No.175673
>>175666
>7PM
In what country do you live?
No.175674
>>175672
Woah is it really that early? When are you home again?
>>175673
I am danish.
No.175675
>>175668
I am my pet ~ I want to hold your head down my cock and shoot it all down your throat and keep it in until every drop is out. You'd be a good doggy and swallow it all right ?
No.175676
>>175672
Wanna have a whore-off?
I show you who's the bigger slut!
>>175670
Nah, writing spoiler in brackets is muscle memory by now
No.175677
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>>175674
College.
>>175676
I win by default.
No.175678
>>175675
I would try to swallow as much as I can, but I'm sure you would cum with such force and so much, I wouldn't be able to swallow it all~
But as a good pet I would lick it up from the ground~
No.175679
>>175677
You wouldn't even win the consolation price for participating.
No.175680
>>175678
Maybe I should put a collar around your neck and doggy bowl and make you lick up all my cum from there
No.175681
>>175674
Ooh, alright.
>>175676
>muscle memory
But… you fucked it up.
No.175682
>>175677
Ah okay. Just let me know when you are ready.
Though i'm not sure how long i can stay up.
No.175683
>>175680
But I already have a collar arround my neck~
Would there be only your cum inside the bowl?
>>175681
Yeah, I fucked up by pressing enter.
No.175684
>>175683
Yeah, thought so.
…at least it removed the need to hover over it, for me.
No.175685
>>175683
I'd make you lick up dog cum too you pervert. I'm getting really close
No.175686
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why would you spend so long talking about doggies
just fap to the doggies and move on
No.175687
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>>175685
Yes, I would lick up anything for my master~ I'm really close too~ I want to cum together with my master while a big fat knot pumps canine cum into my asshole~
No.175688
Oh my god you two are fucking vile.
No.175689
What the fuck am I reading hahahahahahahaha.
No.175691
>>175689
Subdreams.
Hey Kyoko.
No.175692
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No.175693
>>175688
They're making furries look normal and well adjusted members of society.
No.175694
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>board is called /lewd/
>people don't like it if it becomes lewd
Geez guys.
No.175695
>>175687
I came, be sure to lick up the mess you made
No.175696
>>175694
Hey, I wasn't complaining.
>>175693
I…. wouldn't go that far.
No.175697
>>175696
They're not all dog fuckers, you know.
No.175698
>>175694
I just have a general distaste for dog fuckers.
No.175699
No.175700
>>175695
Good for you~
Anytime again. But I guess we have to do that somewhere else, considering the shocked reactions of everybody.
No.175701
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>>175694
I think it's more you're dogfuckers and have no shame
and also erp
No.175702
>>175700
>Paying attention to other people
Sissy sissy
No.175703
>>175694
Don't hurt any animals…
>>175691
Morning cooky. Wanna play some Pulsar with us tonight?
No.175704
>>175701
He and I both had our fun, it was all spoilered so you could have simply ignored it.
>>175702
S-Sorry …
>>175703
No animals were hurt during the production of this ERP, except that one sheep but that was it's own fault for jumping into the drying machine.
No.175708
>>175694
What other people think doesn't concern you.
No.175709
>>175703
Sure, I'll give it a try. Doesn't look like my game though.
Who's us?
Not a fan of the torrenting thing though, especially after someone just got a virus.
No.175711
>>175704
I know you're sorry dog. Just learn from me and only read or reply to people you want to instead of everyone
No.175712
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>>175704
who doesn't look at spoilers though
they draw more attention
No.175713
No.175770
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