No.177368
Mikan thread #2
oh and good morning
No.177374
>>177372
I know you can't you horny dog
No.177376
i like this song
but I think the man has no balls anymore
No.177378
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>>177374
Please let me jerk off, master.
No.177379
shit mango and lewdcake in the same thread.
No.177383
No.177385
And it's dead once again!
No.177386
No.177388
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>tfw your bf is going to be busy today and so are you so you wont have much time to spend together
No.177389
>>177387
I must agree Israel is pretty shit.
No.177391
>>177388
>tfw no qt bf's lap to snuggle on or grind against when you're bored
No.177392
>>177391
D;
dont remind me he is 9000 km away!
but we got about 2 months straight of falling asleep together on mic, but he said he was going to wait til i get back so we can sleep together
so not all is bleak
No.177393
>When you, as Euro, wake up later than most Ameriposters.
No.177394
No.177399
>>177391
Welcome back.
you can sit on my lap again
No.177402
>little sister makes me some blackcurrant juice since I was laying in bed feeling sick
>doesn't put enough water in it
>take a drink and feel my face tighten from how sour it was
Th-thanks
No.177403
>>177401
NO!
I am a human!
>>177402
rip
No.177404
No.177406
>>177402
Ahh, the good intentions of siblings.
Tough.
No.177407
>>177403
Don't mourn my passing
>>177405
Now that I added some water I am!
>>177406
I can't complain too much, she gave me some pringles to go along with it
No.177408
>>177407
Hehe, cute.
How old is she?
No.177409
>>177405
I'd rather be a cat then a pig…
>>177407
why?
No.177410
>>177407
She's 9
>>177409
Save your tears
No.177411
>>177407
Now i'm getting hungry. I need a chef!
>>177409
No.177412
>>177410
but why?
>>177411
I am not a pig!
No.177413
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>>177411
I'm getting spaghetti bolognese soon too…
>>177412
Because you should save them for something better!
No.177415
>>177414
This isn't up for debate!
No.177417
>>177415
Yes it is
>>177416
Stop it!
No.177421
>>177420
Don't worry they don't exist anyway ;_;
No.177423
>>177421
Dont be sad!
I just dont want to be a pig otherwise I'd join
No.177424
>>177422
Fug out of here
>>177423
There is nothing to join! I guess being a cat is better tho
No.177425
>>177424
I refuse, Bit-kun.
No.177426
>>177424
Better then being a pig I guess
No.177427
>>177425
Well rip
>>177426
Meow oink, cat-pig
No.177428
>>177427
Stop being mean Bit…
No.177431
>>177427
Silly Bitty, you would never really want me gone.
kissu kissu~
No.177433
>>177416
Mmmm delicious
>>177420
Yes! you must!
No.177434
>>177432
What's wrong, man?
No.177435
>>177433
No
>>177434
you and bit are being mean to me
No.177436
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>>177392
that's really unfortunate v.v i don't think i can go one day without someone i loved..
>>177399
weakly climbs onto your lap and snugs :3
No.177437
>>177435
I wasn't even trying to be mean to you, though!
No.177438
>>177429
A pig-cat just doesn't have that click but I like it
>>177431
Once you get bored you will on your own
>>177432
It's just a prank!
>>177433
Stop!
No.177439
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>>177435
I forget what this was even about, just take a senran and we'll leave it there
No.177440
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>>177438
I'm stuffed right now, I can't take another bite…
No.177442
>>177441
You can lick the scrapings off my plate if you like
No.177443
>>177442
I would rather starve!
No.177444
>>177437
but you were mean
>>177438
a mean one..
>>177439
you being dead
No.177445
>>177443
Fine then, starve
>>177444
Oh yeah, don't mourne me
No.177446
>>177444
Unintentionally!
I apologise.
No.177447
>>177445
Im gonna
>>177446
you sure it wasnt on purpose?
No.177448
>>177444
Hehe
>>177445
I shall! Till I go downstairs.
No.177449
>>177447
It was merely my way of entering the thread.
No.177450
>>177438
>getting bored of bit
It's been 5 months, I don't see it happening. Anyways, when are you going to explain to me what night breakfast is? You got me really curious.
>>177436
Now, isn't that better?
So what's on Ema's mind today?
No.177453
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>>177447
Fine but you shouldn't!
>>177448
If you go downstairs you'll fall and break your legs and/or die, you have to stay here and eat off my plate
No.177454
>>177450
There is still time
>>177452
>>177453
Then I will die! Unless you give me a fresh plate
No.177455
>>177454
You haven't earned a fresh plate! if you leave it any longer my leftovers will get cold
No.177456
>>177454
You're going to make me wait to find out what it is?
ooooo I like the anticipation!
No.177457
Hey guys, what's going on?
No.177458
No.177459
just ate some egg and toast
life is good
plus it tastes delicious with some black pepper
No.177460
>>177455
You're not the boss of me!
>>177456
No meant the other part
>>177457
Dark souls
No.177462
>>177459
Black pepper isn't tasty
No.177464
No.177465
>>177462
well if you eat it by itself of course not!
but as a condiment it works wonders
No.177466
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No.177467
>>177465
I don't like it, it has a weird taste
No.177468
>>177467
well i can agree its not for everyone
like me i loathe fish it tastes looks and is not great but thats just me since some people love it!
No.177469
>>177460
1 or 2?
I'm just doing the DLCs for 2, started with the snow castle one.
Pretty comfy.
>>177464
No.
>>177459
French toast?
No.177470
>>177469
I am confused, explain yourself.
>>177468
Okay :3
No.177471
>>177469
no normal bread just toasted it and made a sunny side up egg and put it on top of the toast and added some pepper
No.177472
>>177469
I am confused, explain yourself.
>>177468
Okay
No.177473
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does anyone know how active RO2 is
No.177475
I have no idea what RO2 is.
No.177476
No.177477
>>177461
>>177466
Nuh uh, if anything happens I like things equal you scrub!
>>177469
1 atm and watching 3 on twitch, just watching the beginning area I've seen already. The game looks and runs pretty great on pc.
No.177478
No.177479
>>177475
I thought I was saying red orchestra 2 but apparently it's the abbreviation for ragnarok online 2
No.177480
No.177481
>>177473
you can get a lobby here and there
but the recent free mod expansion official release might bump interest for it for some days
tbh not really worth it
outsidde of the handsome wermacht soldier you can get as a playable character for killing floor 2
other than that its a nein from me
No.177482
>>177477
>>177479
There are still enough active players for a full server or two normally later in the day
No.177483
>>177460
Since you're being like this, we'll make a bet!
If I don't get bored of you by one week from today, you will play DS3 with me coop and buy me presents. If I do, I'll leave /lewd/ forever!
No.177484
>>177483
But, Kyoko, how can we rely on you to keep your word?
No.177485
>>177450
mhm… a little.. and you're on my mind and sorry for the slow replies
No.177486
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>>177481
>>177482
oh thank you
I'll wait until that 'nam standalone or expansion or whatever it is then
No.177487
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>>177486
i think the name one is a full retail game in itself and yeah
oh and some people do play ro2 but mainly like hardcore realism have to use mic and be tactical kinda lobbies
like in cod world at war there is games going but hardcore crouch only servers, so yeah it has lobbies but not beginner friendly ones
No.177488
>>177484
Because lying is boring!
>>177485
It's ok donuts.
What are we doing when you think about me?
No.177489
>>177482
"Burt running naked on a Friday night"
>>177483
That doesn't really work since we talk like once a week lol. No need to force anything really.
No.177490
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>177486
Its still a fun game
you can play with me if you ever get it
I am the best squad leader
I cant wait for Rising Storm 2 though!
>>177489
What I do on Fridays is my business
No.177491
Its annoying, every time I get out of the low priority punishment for abandoning games I have to leave a game the same day and get sent to low priority again ;_; I think I'll leave Dota for a while
No.177492
>>177490
Oooh! I'm not judging! Just make sure you dont get caught…again
No.177493
>>177491
dont worry that happens to me on csgo as well
rarely but it is frustrating
either have to leave or tk bullies ,luckily i can say its been a year since i have gotten a 7 day cooldown
but i have gotten a 24 hour one @.@ i was dying!
not playing csgo for 24 hours zaps my energy away
No.177494
>>177489
That's not fair I tried more than anyone to get you in discord and to play all the games we're playing with us.
No.177495
>>177492
I've never been caught
No.177496
>>177494
True when it comes to discords I just like a few people but what games? Only one that comes to mind is bdo but everyone left that right when it came out. I dont have much money myself atm and people jump games like after 2 weeks. Right now I'm just trying to save for ds3. It's nothing to worry about just play your games and have fun :)
>>177495
I saw you once..
No.177498
>still no game invites from kyoto
just fuck my shit up fam
No.177499
>>177488
we're eating donuts, im dipping them in milk and feeding them to you
No.177500
>>177493
Yeah but I have to leave because my dad says I am too much on the game even though its not the same game and if I argue it wont end well.
No.177505
No.177506
>>177503
Hey Magi, how are you? <3
>>177504
Good evening Ema.
>>177505
Hey G. Its been a while.
No.177507
Hello I'm Griddless and I'm addicted to the internet.
No.177508
No.177509
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>>177505
do you dislike muslims?
>>177506
good afternoon~
>>177507
is that really a thing? i think i have it too
No.177510
>>177508
How are you doing?
No.177511
>>177504
Hey Ema <3 How's you?
>>177506
Hey Cherub <3 Feeling meh, it'll pass just thought I'd pop in to say hello
No.177512
>>177507
Hi I'm Dr. Rockso and I do cocaine!
No.177513
>>177509
I dislike most of the jews as well.
>>177510
Currently or in general?
No.177514
Hello, I'm Mango and I'm perfect.
No.177515
>>177509
we should start an interneters anonymous group, and do the whole 12 step "not religious" but accept that some higher power is in control of us, and that we have to turn ourselves over to the higher power to get better.
>>177512
oh, that's a good one.
>>177514
yes you are ;D
No.177516
No.177517
>>177509
How are you doing?
>>177511
Sorry to hear about that.
>>177513
I'd say both.
No.177518
>>177517
Now, not the best.
In general pretty good.
No.177519
>>177496
Oh there is a free game we're playing right now that's a lot of fun, it's 5 players and we have room for you. I'll link you it on steam.
>>177499
You're such a good girl, but I'm not one for sweets, so instead I'll feed them to you, breaking off small pieces and putting them on your tongue, letting you suck off the sugar left on my fingers.
No.177520
>>177511
blushes and looks away i-im okay..
>>177513
really? why? if i may ask
>>177514
if you're prefect then i want a hug
>>177515
12 steps? how long does that take even?
>>177517
im siiick…….
No.177521
>>177518
Oh. What's going on?
No.177522
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No.177523
>>177520
Poor you. Hope you get better soon.
No.177524
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>>177523
youre nice.. i like you
No.177526
>>177522
It's only lewd if it turns you on.
Is my donut girl aroused simply from me feeding her donuts?
No.177527
>>177515
Why yes, I know
>>177520
*slaps you on the butt*
No.177528
>>177520
40% of the jews just right away you can get rid of them because they are the spanish and arabic/african jews.
then there's the extremely religious ones.. that gives you 50% or so.
There are a lot of reasons to get rid of those two groups.
>>177521
Nothing really… just something with my dad ;_;
No.177530
>>177528
Ah okay. Hope you get things solved.
No.177531
>>177530
It never gets solved, it just gets worse every week :3
No.177532
>>177520
I don't know, never actually done a 12 steps program.
>>177527
so how was your night?
No.177534
>>177526
No, not at all
yes
>>177527
Ow *rubs my butt and tears up..*
>>177528
ehh i never thought race would be a factor..
>>177529
*puts a collar around your neck* hehe
>>177532
you really should make it, i would go your program until im cured
No.177535
>>177533
Nah its alright unless it'll get really bad.. right now he's just complaining that I am not working yet and that I am doing nothing all day.
No.177536
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>>177532
Dark and night-ish.
>>177534
Slut.
No.177537
>>177534
What is this for?
>>177535
Ah its one of those. I know that type, they are never easy to deal with.
No.177538
>>177534
I would revert back to the internet, so there is no purpose for me to even try.
>>177536
that's just how I like my nights, how did you sleep?
No.177539
>>177534
You know, maybe I don't mind sweets after all if I can taste them on you.
kisses you on your lips before sliding my hand between your legs
No.177540
>>177537
I just told you what I can say here because I am not sure it'll be good for me if I talk about stuff like that here.
No.177542
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>>177538
With my eyes closed.
No.177543
No.177545
>>177536
hn.. <3
>>177537
*tugs you* nothin~
>>177538
I mean two-three hrs a day on the internet is okay, right? I'm on it all day..
>>177539
quickly presses my legs together while trapping your hand nuuu!!!
No.177546
>>177542
sounds lovely, it's the worst when I sleep with my eyes open.
>>177545
no, 12 steps pushes you to completely quit.
No.177547
>>177545
*Gets tugged in and looks at you*
…..
No.177548
>>177546
you give up too easily~
>>177547
im sorry, cherub *takes collar off* looks like i'm not a dom after all
No.177549
>>177545
So when do we see you naked, crawling on all fours, your butt filled with toys?
>>177546
Do blind people close their eyes when they sleep?
No.177550
>>177548
Well atleast you tried.
No.177552
>>177545
Heh, you're cute donuts but the public setting isn't really my thing.
I need to get some sleep anyways. Later, slut.
find a way to do things in private
No.177553
>>177550
and i failed, i dont know how to change
No.177554
I return from school.
How is everybody?
No.177555
No.177556
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>>177554
GO AWAY
>>177551
YOU HEAR ME, SLUT
No.177557
>>177555
>leaves as soon as I return
Aww. Well, bye, then. <3
No.177558
>>177553
Don't worry so much about it. You learn from your failures and can use them for another time.
>>177554
Good evening Drank. I'm pretty fine at the moment.
>>177555
See ya G.
No.177559
>>177557
sorry about that.
No.177560
>>177548
is it really giving up if I never intended to try in the first place?
>>177549
IDK probably, just because they're blind doesn't mean their eye lids don't work.
No.177561
>>177556
NOOOOOO
>>177558
Nice. I am doing fine atm also.
Random question: What is your fave animu or mango?
>>177559
No worries, man. <3
No.177562
>>177552
^~^ im not ready for lewd! goodnight and sweet dreams <3!
>>177554
okaies, how was school?
>>177555
be careful with those muslim 120mm mortal rounds, mmk?
>>177556
please dont yell at me >_<
>>177558
maybe i can practice on you?
>>177560
w-… can you get back to me on that?
No.177564
No.177565
>>177562
I am doing fine, Ema. Have any plans for tonight?
No.177566
>>177561
I don't really read Manga.
But anime, i would say Angel Beats or Humanity has declined.
>>177562
Um…. I'm not too comfortable about that. Especially not in public.
No.177567
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>>177560
But why need eye lids if the eyes aren't working anyway?
>>177561
Undress.
>>177562
Have you ever used your butt to pleasure yourself?
No.177568
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>>177562
I can, what have you been up to?
>>177567
just because the eyes don't work as intended most times they can still see differences in light, and eyelids still do their normal thing and tear ducts too.
No.177569
>>177566
Huh. Haven't watched any of those animu. Have heard of Angel Beats, but not of Humanity Has Declined. From what I hear about Angel Beats, it doesn't seem like an anime that I would necessarily like very much.
>>177567
No. I will not drop my pants or take off my shirt. Maybe take off my shirt, but DEFINITELY not my pants (only wearing boxers and a T-shirt ATM)
No.177570
yo yo yo yo yo WHERE THE FUCK MY BOYS AT????
No.177571
>>177569
Well i can recommend both of them.
Humanity has declined is a little fucked up though.
>>177570
I don't know where your boys are at.
No.177572
>>177571
Heh. I like fucked up stories, though. I love the shit out of Berserk, if that says anything. lol.
Might watch them after Texhnolyze and Madoka Magica (since those two are the closest that I have to completed series as of late)
>>177570
Uhh, IDK, dude. You tell me.
No.177573
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>>177571
oh… w-well thanks for telling me anyway…
>>177572
Why would I ask if I knew!
No.177574
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gay people are fucking weird
kill yourselves
No.177575
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>>177568
Will you undress for me today?
>>177569
Meh. Lame.
>>177570
Undress!
No.177576
No.177577
>>177572
Well then i'm sure you will like it then.
>>177573
No problem.
No.177578
>>177574
im weird, does that mean I'm gay?
>>177575
That's illegal!
>>177576
Hi boo!
No.177579
>>177575
maybe, IDK, I gotta leave for work in like 5 hours.
No.177580
>>177578
>illegal
So you're underage?
>>177579
5 hours? That's enough time!
No.177581
>>177580
what do you want from me?
No.177582
>>177580
Yeah, didn't you know?
I said last night to G I was 16! 17 in 3 months!
But I totally would undress for you bb~
As I just realized today that I've got kinda girly hips and thighs.
No.177583
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>>177581
That you undress yourself.
>>177582
I didn't know, no.
Sounds kinda lame though.
No.177585
>>177583
It is lame!
So many men to show myself off to, yet so many laws!
No.177587
>>177586
how is that new expansion burt? iwant to try it but i dont want to re install unless its good
No.177588
>>177587
Its alright I had fun haven't played as the brits yet though just did Omaha beach so far as the Americans
No.177589
>>177578
Hey baka ♥
whats up fam
No.177590
>>177577
Yeah, I am sure I will.
>>177586
…What game is that? A better graphics version of Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory or something?
No.177591
>>177589
Just talking to forty and playin vidya
No.177592
>>177588
what game is this, it's reminiscent of the old medal of honor titles, or maybe call of duty.
No.177593
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>>177584
Everything.
>>177585
I don't believe you.
No.177594
>>177593
That I'm underaged or that I want to fuck older men?
No.177597
>>177591
Im an older man by like 2 years btw ♥
No.177598
>>177595
Ah. One of the VERY FEW FPSes that I play is Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory, so, uhh, yeah.
No.177600
And we see first, second behind my heart is my mind
Third behind my mind is my body
Fourth behind my body is my soul
And my heart stays in the lead
No.177602
>>177598
RO2 is one of the few FPS I play
Never tried that game
>>177599
Bit stop bullying me!
No.177603
>>177594
That you're underage.
>>177596
More …~
No.177604
>>177603
Oh…
Uh, okay?
Why not?
No.177605
>>177603
how much more could you want?
No.177606
>>177602
No you're the bully Cat-Pig!
No.177607
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>>177605
Riü off your skin.
>>177604
Because I simply don't believe you.
I say you're 23.
No.177608
>>177604
kids are usually annoying?
No.177609
>>177606
This is false, please stop bullying me…
No.177610
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>>177607
>Riü
RIP
Fucking fast typing.
No.177612
>>177607
But I'm only 16!
Look at my face, I don't look 23!
>>177608
Rager-kun~
No.177613
>>177612
Good afternoon, lovely Baka.
No.177614
>>177613
Hi Rager!
I texted you at school but I guess you weren't up…
How's my favoritest cute boy doing?
No.177616
>>177614
Sorry about that, my phone's dead.
And I just woke up.
No.177617
>>177612
vomiting_emoji.gif
No.177619
>>177612
Is that some sort of meta joke?
I see that faggot getting posted here all the time
>>177615
Then get naked and play with yourself.
No.177620
>>177616
It's fine~
I figured you wouldn't wake up until later anyway.
>>177617
?
I thought you said I was cute
No.177621
>>177619
n-no
tbh fam I just like posting my picture because I think I'm really cute, sorry..
No.177622
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>>177621
Eat more meat, grow a bit of longer hair and get a pair of new glasses, those one look really ugly.
No.177623
>>177619
b-but-but what if I don't want to?
No.177624
>>177620
im kidding bae
but stop bullying your boo damn
No.177625
>G IS POSTING AGAIN
Oh and Hello everyone!
No.177629
>>177622
>eat more meat
whut why
>grow longer hair
depends on what you mean by longer
>get new glasses
so far no one has had a problem with them, but i'm going to get my eyes checked soon, so i'll think about it
>>177624
how me bully?
>>177625
hi akarin!
No.177632
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>>177629
Because you look skinny as fuck and as if the next gust could blow you miles away.
And with longer hair I mean longer hair that suits better with your long headform.
Just get some of these thick rimmed hispter glasses, they can really make a lot of difference.
Also, those stupid fucking bunny ears make you look like a dork.
>>177631
Geh weg.
No.177633
>>177631
im joking D:
hallo mein mann
i want you to do lewd stuff to me
No.177634
>>177632
Digger du hast nen Totalschaden.
Geh dich mal vom Hund ficken lassen.
No.177635
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No.177636
>>177633
Thats my girl :3
Sure when you come back we can have some fun.
No.177638
>>177632
Da, I am pretty skinny, i haven't weighed myself in a while though.
I think my average is like 135, I'm 5'9.
Yeah but what do you mean by longer? Shoulder length? A few inches longer?
>thick rimmed hipster glasses
meme
>bunny ears make you look like a dork
I am a dork.
No.177639
No.177640
>>177636
we are playing csgo til i pass out
and that isnt a question
No.177642
>>177640
We can play long but I cant sleep till 3pm again.
No.177644
>>177638
And that's why you should eat more meat.
Not shoulder lenght, but a few cm, like 5 or 6.
Yeah, you could really use a bit of meme in your face.
A creepy dork.
No.177646
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>>177644
Oh, yeah, that's what I have usually for length, it's just a bit short now cause i got it cut a few weeks ago.
Yeah I'm creepy!
Creepily cute~
No.177647
>>177642
well that is a shame
but oh well csgo til i want to stop
no ifs or buts
understood mister?
No.177648
>>177647
pic i was gonna use ;_;
No.177651
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>>177646
Not really, you look pretty creepy and I would avoid you IRL.
No.177652
>>177651
Are you mad at me or something?
That was pretty mean.
No.177654
my nipples look like milk duds
No.177655
>>177652
Not really.
I just don't want to lie to you. I wouldn't want that either.
No.177659
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>>177655
I appreciate your intentions, but not the way you decided to go about them.
>>177658
?
Hi baby boy, whats up?
No.177660
>>177659
Ah, nothing much. Just playing The Division.
No.177662
tfw akari is going to let me do lewd stuff to his butt :3
No.177663
>>177662
What a brave young man you are.
No.177664
>>177660
that's cool
i heard it was kinda shitty though, and the combat is like borderlands
No.177665
>>177662
WHAT!
I NEVER SAID THAT!
No.177666
>>177662
You're not even pretending he's the dominant one any more, huh.
No.177667
>>177664
I have 6 days played on it so i like it a lot. I think the gameplay is more like gears of war.
No.177668
>>177659
I always get like this when I see pictures of people.
You could make a lot out of your image, I'm sure.
No.177669
>>177666
I NEVER SAID THAT OR ANYTHING!
No.177672
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>>177663
:^]
>>177665
;0
>>177666
its just a rib skandi D:
No.177673
>>177669
You're Date's bitch.
No.177674
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>>177667
ah
i've never played gears of war so i don't really know what you mean…
>>177668
Ah.
Well, maybe it's just your personal preference too!
No.177675
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No.177676
>>177674
You take cover and kill bad guys.
No.177678
>>177673
noooooooo
its not true!!!!! D;
i just like to read or sing to him once in awhile and nurture and take care of him in a i nnocent and p ure way
No.177679
>>177673
I'm not
>>177672
spreading lies huh?
No.177680
>>177672
God made Eve out of "just a rib", Date.
>>177678
Stop it, you crazy lewd dom!
>>177679
You are!
No.177682
Guys i finally fingered my ass again because i stopped being sick.
No.177683
>>177681
nice you lucky guy comming from best country of the world
No.177685
>>177681
Allerede, Klokke? E'kke midnatt engang! Men greit, god natt!
No.177686
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>>177680
ahhh rib is means a practical joke, and or prank D;
im akaris good sissy boy
No.177687
No.177689
>>177686
I know what it means, I was just making a stupid pun. The right of a Skandi to make stupid puns shall not be infringed.
No.177690
No.177693
>>177683
Thank you.
>>177685
Yeah i know, but i've had a rough day.
>>177691
Oh i'm just on my way to bed. Have a nice evening.
No.177694
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>>177689
well just because i like to make akari a bed time and tell him what to do to better himself doesnt mean im the dominant one ;_;
i just want to take care of him and make him happy
No.177695
>>177691
Why are you showing up so late at night, huh? Have you been out doing, uh, illicit activities? Have you been out on the streets of Amsterdam selling, fuckin', hashish or some shit?
No.177697
No.177698
>>177693
Oh. Not too bad, I hope.
>>177694
Sorry, D, I'm just teasing! It's just that you and Akarin are fun to tease!
No.177699
>>177693
Alright Cherub. Good night.
>>177695
This? Late? Please. The night hasn't even started yet.
That doesn't mean I wasn't selling hasish, though.
>>177697
Yooo Boo!
Whaddup?
>>177696
Sorry, I tend to have that effect on you..
No.177700
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No.177701
>>177700
Something wrong?
You're mumbling your own name.
No.177702
>>177698
No not at all. I was just doing lots of work with moving chopped wood and such.
Anyway see ya later.
No.177703
>>177699
It's kinda late!
And besides, I can't imagine any single person in Amsterdam making too much money selling hashish.
>>177702
Idiot! I assumed you meant "rough" as in "emotionally rough"! But alright, sleep well!
No.177704
>>177701
No!
I'm fine!
I-is there something wrong with you?
No.177705
>>177698
D;
im just i nnocent and p ure im weak to bullying
No.177706
I'm feeling bored tonight.
No.177707
>>177705
Not that weak, since it took you like two weeks to make Akarin your bitch.
No.177708
>>177703
Probably. It's too common a practice.
>>177704
Too much. Too much.
No.177709
>>177708
Too much?
Too much what?
No.177710
>>177708
It'd be about as profitable as selling fish on the street in Norway, I assume.
No.177711
>>177709
>"Is there something wrong with you"
>"Too much."
Need I explain further?
>>177710
Probably.
Selling it on the street is stupid, cuz there are stores for it anyway.
No.177712
>>177707
NEIN!!!
P-plus it wasnt 2 weeks, we know each other for months!!!!!
No.177714
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>>177711
Oh.
lolen
Sorry I'm kinda off today~
No.177715
I wonder how long Date would take to make me her bitch~