No.178083
>>178079
I don't really feel bad for being lewd because it's just like horny virgin fapping
if I was out sucking weewee I probably would have more shame
No.178085
>>178079
I'm the best and strongest.
No.178086
No.178087
>>178083
thats what makes it so cute
its so lewd yet lewd
>>178084
>>178085
I am
No.178088
No.178089
File: 1458796386003.png (338.74 KB, 556x960, 139:240, 10583796_241486389529568_2….png)
>>178087
Is that how you check gender on the streets?
No.178090
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do you think watching battle royale will make me do good good in the culling
No.178091
>>178084
You can't tell me what to think, Bitty!
>>178087
I'd tell you to run in fear, but it seems you're stuck.
No.178092
>>178089
yeah?
How else do you?
>>178090
You can play with me
>>178091
i have no fear
No.178093
>>178090
Probably not
>>178091
You are now breathing manually
>>178092
I think you ask or something
No.178094
>>178093
and if they lie?!
No.178095
>>178092
I am fear incarnate.
No.178096
>>178094
How would you know?
No.178097
>>178095
parallax?
Hes nothing
>>178096
by groping them
No.178099
File: 1458797191188.jpg (249.47 KB, 1115x1216, 1115:1216, dfa476e47576e3a92df93d08d7….jpg)
>>178092
I've never played the team version, are there any changes to it besides working with someone?
>>178093
no I thought that was the way these things worked
like if you watch Chaika you get better at sniping in games
No.178100
>>178098
>>178099
No differences just its harder cause of shit luck with running into a team
No.178101
>>178093
Good try, but my mind is strong.
>>178097
I am the progeny of the almighty.
No.178102
>>178099
No no watching Chaika makes you a better memer
>>178100
>>178101
Lies!
No.178103
>>178101
the japs?
>>178102
Do it please
No.178104
File: 1458798034605.jpg (132.83 KB, 595x842, 595:842, 0390e78edb57ae9ed26bff589d….jpg)
>>178100
no higher loot drop rates or anything at all? that sounds much harder, yeah
>>178102
is that so
my point still stands that watching a thing will make you gain some skill points
No.178105
>>178103
Nope
>>178104
Eh not for everything or game but I understand
No.178106
>tfw you will never water plants with Ivy ;_;
No.178107
>>178104
its more luck based so basically get close to partner asap but you got a person to help get func faster
>>178105
I guess its my turn again then
No.178108
>>178107
Sure, in your dreams!
No.178109
>>178102
I'm serious, didn't work on me.
>>178103
They are not so mighty.
No.178110
>>178109
Mhm I believe you
No.178111
>>178108
11 times i can make it 12
No.178112
>>178111
65 times I can make it 80
No.178113
>>178112
80-12 is good enough for me
No.178114
>>178110
Good, my next order is for you to change your name on here to Bitty! At least for a little Bit!
No.178115
>>178113
Well aim for 20!
>>178114
>Next order
and never! I say you go have fun in ds3!
No.178116
>been playing DaS2 all night
Rain
you did this to me
No.178117
>>178115
Damn right, my word is law in my area and now online!
>>178116
What'd I do to you?
No.178118
>>178117
made me hungry for souls.
No.178119
>>178115
oh i aim to maximize it!
No.178121
>>178118
Well then eat up!
>>178120
I'll fug you with my word, Bitty.
No.178122
>>178119
21?
>>178121
Bitty isn't here right now
No.178123
>>178122
Well then I'll leave a message for him.
He likes me, I'm sure he'll listen.
No.178124
>>178123
Bitty doesn't exist, but we do have Bit
No.178125
>>178122
as many times as i can get in
No.178127
>>178124
Yeah that's my Bit, ty.
No.178128
>>178126
if thats what i can get for "wins" im fine
No.178129
>>178127
He isn't taking messages atm
>>178128
I mean 11
No.178130
>>178129
Im happy with my 11 too bit~
No.178131
>>178130
>Not wanting more wins
No.178132
>>178129
Too bad, I'll kick his door down if I must.
No.178133
I ate all I could
and it was good.
No.178134
>>178132
No need to go to such extremes! Just leave a message!
>>178133
Will you survive for 2 more weeks?
No.178135
>>178131
I want more but if thats all i get with my bit im happy
No.178136
>>178134
Eh, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
No.178137
>>178135
>my bit
Where is all this coming from?! You and Rain must be planning something evil!
>>178136
I wanna cross it now ;_;
No.178138
>>178133
Need more force feeding?
>>178134
BIT-TY
No.178139
>>178137
sorry…
I wanted you to notice me is all… so i thought with the my part you would notice me…
No.178140
No.178141
>>178137
Patience.
Waiting for your prize will only make it taste that much sweeter.
>>178138
Oh, only if it's from you.
No.178142
>>178138
Who?
>>178139
But I always notice you baka!
>>178140
Yo
>>178141
Fug patience! I'm freezing myself
No.178143
No.178144
>>178142
notice me more! and more!
No.178145
>>178143
Sleepy! About to head to bed soon. You just woke up?
>>178144
Never!
No.178146
>>178141
Only me, huh?
>>178142
Bee eye tee tee wye
>>178140
What's up G?
No.178147
No.178148
>>178145
I LOVE YOU THOUGH!
No.178149
>>178146
Ray Knee!
>>178147
I forgot you usually got on around my bed time ;_;
>>178148
False! Now goodnight!
No.178150
>>178142
We always joke about freezing ourselves like this
has anyone actually tried it?
>>178146
Oh, yes please.
No.178151
>>178149
kiss me :*
but goodnight bit…
No.178152
>>178146
I am fine.
>>178149
Not really, it's just a holiday so I slept until 9am instead of waking up at 6am like usual
No.178153
>>178150
You need cryogenic liquids to supposedly "freeze" like they'll tried in the past but that can't work since the cells just die from a couple of reasons.
No.178154
>>178149
You can call me that if I can call you Bitty, which I'm going to do irregardless.
>>178150
Hmm, how do you feel about Lordranic cheese?
>>178152
Fine is always good, friend.
No.178157
>>178154
There's a clear difference between good and fine. It means two different things.
No.178158
>>178153
I know it would take a lot of hard work and fine tuning
but I meant that I was wondering if anyone's tried it by themselves. You know, makeshift cryosleep.
>>178154
I suppose it's had plenty of time to age!
No.178161
File: 1458804709938.jpg (159.75 KB, 720x1044, 20:29, c2ce87e0b454ad9de4f8589e33….jpg)
>>178157
No need for pedantics.
>>178158
Undoubtedly.
No.178162
>>178158
Makeshift? Not that I know.
But it just won't work,cold kills the body cells once it's cold enough..
The closest thing I can think of that'll work is being in a place with very little gravitational effect, and if you'll be there for a few years you will be a little younger than the people who were with earth's gravitational effect but this isn't worth the money
No.178163
No.178167
>>178166
Yes
unless Elizabeth comes back
No.178168
File: 1458806736246.png (1.59 MB, 1000x1439, 1000:1439, 0b4d299ba3e08a9b0c087ddc4a….png)
You kids need more things to do than post on a anonymous image board, like drink. Drinking is the best other thing to do.
No.178170
File: 1458807204462.png (193.32 KB, 450x593, 450:593, 5c8843c603bcf28d0a392ed1b2….png)
>>178168
i get horrific hangovers if i do thaaaat
No.178171
File: 1458807745202.jpg (264.83 KB, 786x1100, 393:550, a03dd2fc710c007fc4f0c27a41….jpg)
>>178170
I did last night but thats not stopping me
>>178169
Drink more, cause cleanly you aren't drinking enough to message me on skype.
No.178175
File: 1458811069856.jpg (246.35 KB, 616x727, 616:727, 4c361400ea0b41ec4bce9a6d36….jpg)
No.178176
No.178177
Fuck you and your discord group.
No.178178
File: 1458815187411.png (374.19 KB, 545x598, 545:598, 69f0757e9eebd6507c224c1ffa….png)
No.178180
>>178179
You can go fuck yourself.
No.178182
>>178181
Give me your cream.
No.178185
>>178184
Sorry, i have to get back to my parents house and take care of the dog until they arrive.
No.178187
File: 1458817000702.jpg (137.24 KB, 850x1133, 850:1133, sample-5a1a0ed5d3824682e5e….jpg)
No.178188
>>178187
Please forgive me.
No.178190
File: 1458817277759.gif (91.93 KB, 229x186, 229:186, necroarkher-godot_hand_cru….gif)
No.178191
File: 1458817658375.jpg (304.49 KB, 850x1201, 850:1201, sample-f3a6bd0f222b629cb5c….jpg)
No.178194
>>178193
Thank you. Now i'll be back later and i promise you that i'm gonna put my attention towards you.
No.178196
>>178180
If I could clone myself, I would.
No.178198
>>178196
Why not try to find your doppelganger and get fucked by him?
No.178199
>>178198
>get fucked
Silly slut.
No.178200
>>178196
Clones do not survive for a long period of time currently, with organisms simpler than humans the clone surviving more than 20 minutes is an achievement.
No.178201
File: 1458823294962.jpg (69.65 KB, 808x1024, 101:128, 5172a0146a89db6d7a73a93ceb….jpg)
No.178203
>>178202
Hello Parsee~
How's it going?
No.178204
>>178203
Sleepy and horny.
No.178205
>>178204
Well, we could take care of one problem, right?
Go to bed, darling.
No.178206
>>178205
Can't I'm at school.
No.178207
>>178206
You're at school, with lewd images of Parsee on your phone?
No.178208
>>178199
Your face is silly.
No.178210
File: 1458824749563.jpg (891.54 KB, 1020x1200, 17:20, 26754cc1280f43b83d09e709ce….jpg)
>>178209
So basically, everyone could see what you're doing?
No.178212
>>178201
You wake up really late >>
No.178213
>>178211
This information can be used for many fun scenarios.
>>178212
I got spring break, cut me some slack IDF.
No.178214
>>178212
>>178213
Afternoon you two.
No.178217
>>178216
Like forcing you to have a big fat screen saver of naked Parsee on your screen.
No.178218
>>178217
You'll never do that though.
No.178219
>>178218
You mean I'll never force you?
No.178222
>>178220
Seems like you want to challenge me~
No.178224
>>178223
I have the time now if you want….
No.178225
>>178223
You're making no sense.
No.178227
>>178226
Good afternoon Fortune.
No.178228
No.178229
>>178227
Hey Cherub, what's good?
No.178230
>>178224
To bad I'm in class
>>178225
Shhhhh, I am tired.
No.178231
>>178228
Heya, G.
How ya doing?
No.178232
File: 1458827157968.jpg (354.4 KB, 1532x2952, 383:738, 5c95a96d69b294bd5e9b60ff8d….jpg)
>>178226
'sup nigga?
>>178230
You're making my head spin arround and my dick standing up.
Stop that.
No.178233
File: 1458827219186.jpg (283.11 KB, 850x1150, 17:23, 9c42d7ba9062d68d6040dac4f3….jpg)
No.178234
>>178229
I'm just at my parents home to take care of their dog while they are on vacation. They come home later tonight.
>>178230
Well then i guess we'll wait till i get home later.
>>178233
Afternoon Moe.
No.178235
>>178232
My right ear won't open and it's bothering the fuck out of me.
How's Mango?
>>178233
Heya, Blackjack.
>>178234
Nice dog?
No.178236
>>178235
>it won't open
Eh? Like pressure on the ear?
>>178233
HEY CUTIE!
No.178237
>>178235
Its a very nice dog.
No.178238
>>178236
Yeah, that.
It's been like that for an hour.
>>178237
Good.
I don't like dogs. Scares me. But it's getting better.
No.178239
>>178238
Well he is full of energy and can make people a little nervous because of that. But besides that he is harmless.
No.178240
File: 1458827891039.jpg (104.27 KB, 494x800, 247:400, ffdbb90011fdcbdd032137b9a2….jpg)
No.178242
File: 1458828085072.jpg (59.63 KB, 533x800, 533:800, 635a884a972eb47e4220a60d00….jpg)
>>178241
You mean cum home.
No.178243
File: 1458828158501.jpg (256.64 KB, 639x730, 639:730, 7f3764e4375da89f57385cf56d….jpg)
>>178234
>>178235
>>178236
hey all how are you todays?
No.178244
>>178239
Really not mykind, then.
No.178245
>>178242
P-Please … stop that.
No.178248
No.178249
No.178250
>>178243
Doing good, getting teased a lot here today.
I like that.
>>178238
Drink a lot of carbonated water, build up pressure from the inside.
No.178251
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>>178246
Please, I don't want to masturbate. Not now, atleast.
No.178252
>>178246
Stop giving people sudden boners.
>>178247
Good morning Date.
No.178253
File: 1458828429713.jpg (274.44 KB, 850x1183, 850:1183, sample-36f040a34f899460aea….jpg)
>>178251
>>178252
I don't know what I am doing.
No.178254
File: 1458828464647.jpg (387.97 KB, 1115x952, 1115:952, 372b4f52ed0590fac9f5abd950….jpg)
>>178247
Morning, most dominant person on /lewd/!
No.178256
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No.178257
>>178252
morning friend!
>>178254
am not i just try to show my love to him as best as i can is all
No.178258
File: 1458828605476.jpg (724.27 KB, 1500x1062, 250:177, 3ecda25b7d501f38d6dcdd2776….jpg)
>>178253
I have enough. I'll filter you until you come back home.
No.178259
>>178256
Boners….
>>178257
Slept well?
No.178260
>>178243
Fort's okay. Closed ear is annoying.
You?
>>178250
Been doing that, coincidentally.
>>178249
Good~
>>178248
wait a bit, please
No.178261
>>178259
yeah yesteday was really super nice and lovely so i slept really really well ^~^
how is your day going?
No.178262
File: 1458828721074.jpg (135.49 KB, 850x1206, 425:603, sample-3a764f489920472663f….jpg)
@178258
Don't filter me, bully.
>>178259
What about them?
No.178263
Let your feelings come alive, feel the pleasure.
Hello, hello.
No.178264
>>178262
I filter you because you use samples, nerd!
>>178257
Will ever dominate me~?
>>178260
Then I dunno how to fix it, sorry.
>>178263
Hello~
No.178265
File: 1458828898968.jpg (66.99 KB, 678x960, 113:160, 12669663_1514045212224510_….jpg)
>>178263
hey rain
>>178264
anything lewd or even close to suggestive from me is reserved to akari and no one else
No.178266
>>178264
Hello my fruity friend, how are you today? Feeling lewd as ever?
>>178265
Hello Date, how's the usual day with your beloved?
No.178267
File: 1458829026119.png (744.74 KB, 1128x1600, 141:200, eJwNyskNwyAQAMBeKIB7F-NuuG….png)
No.178268
No.178269
>>178260
Alrighty then.
>>178261
Its going a little slow but steady. I'm just at my parents house relaxing while they are on vacation. They get home tonight though.
>>178262
Well i don't know how explain it.
>>178263
Good afternoon Rain.
No.178270
File: 1458829104414.jpg (54.13 KB, 600x847, 600:847, 4452e384ec8c7ba58fb21848e4….jpg)
why do they put fuckin chopped nuts on some muffins
why do they bake the muffins for so long
fuck off stupid muffin fuck off
No.178271
>>178260
How are you doing?
No.178272
File: 1458829135116.jpg (278.31 KB, 800x1160, 20:29, ecf829cbdd8857ae64c0515912….jpg)
No.178273
>>178260
How are you doing? :3
No.178274
File: 1458829180773.jpg (225.38 KB, 850x1206, 425:603, sample-c17b322de60551f70ce….jpg)
>>178269
What are you gonna do about them?
No.178275
File: 1458829253755.jpg (574.68 KB, 1000x838, 500:419, ad6d1dd679579be48824ed5084….jpg)
>>178265
If I ask him and he's okay with it, would you do it then?
>>178266
As lewd as ever~ And that's a good thing, right?
>>178267
No, I use full images.
>>178270
No, you fuck off.
>>178272
Duh duh daaa~
No.178276
File: 1458829343269.jpg (191.57 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, eeaf7bb58821106c8b652557a8….jpg)
No.178277
>>178274
Absolutely nothing at the moment.
>>178272
Um what?
No.178278
>>178276
You know where to.
No.178279
>>178278
no I really don't?
No.178280
>>178269
Afternoon for you, early morning for me. How're you today?
>>178272
Hey Blackjack.
>>178275
As long as you're enjoying yourself; all is good, dontcha think? I'd enjoy it.
No.178281
>>178275
No you don't.
>>178277
Why don't you show it.~
No.178282
File: 1458829486116.jpeg (380.09 KB, 1001x1376, 1001:1376, ecchi-anime-Touhou-Projec….jpeg)
>>178266
so far the day has been fair to me
akari has to do some stuff so he just left and well i might work on my german a bit or play vidya to kill some time
how is the day treating you rain?
>>178269
ah ok ok thats good, slow and steady wins the race right?
i hope your day continuous that way or better if applicable
>>178271
ah hello my newly acquainted one letter named friend
how are you?
>>178272
hello my 100% white british lad
how's the queen treatin ya today?
>>178275
nein, never plus i know akari and what he would answer so nein
No.178283
File: 1458829664920.jpg (154.84 KB, 575x745, 115:149, e160138fa5d9a3a80c776f1b91….jpg)
>>178279
You do.
And remember what you said yesterday? Keep that in mind about which boat you post
>>178280
I would probably enjoy myself even more, but today it's just teasing.
>>178281
What? I use full images. Shut up.
>>178282
Aaaaahhhwwww, lame.
No.178284
>>178269
Ooh, looks nice. I like how the fur shines.
Looks smart.
>>178271
>>178273
I'm alright. One ear won't open. Sucks.
Up to anything?
>>178282
Heya, Date
No.178285
>>178282
I am fine :3
>>178284
Not really.. I wanted to play ESO but my internet is doesn't want to..
No.178286
>>178283
That looks like a sample to me.
No.178287
>>178280
I can't complain right now.
What are you up to today?
>>178281
You would like that wouldn't you?
>>178282
Same to you.
>>178284
He is too. He's a herding dog.
No.178288
>>178286
You don't even have the slightest clue what I'm talking about, right?
No.178289
File: 1458829901382.png (1.08 MB, 859x1157, 859:1157, 5faf7d1487d84fc598dcd662ae….png)
>>178283
ship
ship not boat
oh wait it was something like this right
No.178290
File: 1458829948868.png (78.87 KB, 1154x692, 577:346, u_mad_bro__by_armenci-d66r….png)
>>178283
its a matter of perspective
>>178284
hi hi <3
how are you?
>>178285
ahh A-ok friend!
lets hope it keeps up that way!
>>178287
indeed !
No.178291
>>178290
How are you doing?
No.178293
>>178287
Ooh, nice.
I've never had dogs myself, but I once got attacked to some dog that would put Cerberus to shame. Hence fear.
>>178285
Ahh, not working too well?
>>178289
>ship not boat
Everyone always jumps on the opportunity to correct that, why?
I ain't seen Kancolle.
>>178290
Fort okay, but I've got one ear that hasn't opened since I woke up 90 minutes ago.
No.178294
File: 1458830064563.jpg (376.09 KB, 627x886, 627:886, 44454ff898c93a4ed8c228f9cc….jpg)
>>178282
Well, it's been another day. That's all I can say.
>>178283
Teasing on your part, or are you still being teased?
>>178287
More work and socializing! Perhaps video games at some point, too.
No.178295
>>178293
I can log in, I can choose the character but then it just does an connection error and goes back to the starting screen :3
I'll try later on again,..
No.178296
File: 1458830244506.jpg (251.23 KB, 850x601, 850:601, sample_2af8154679c6f632c49….jpg)
>>178292
If you save images from boorus they might be re-sized into a smaller version, a sample. Hence the filename "sample_"
Clicking on "resize image" or "original image" gives you the original, full image.
>>178289
I'm gonna call you a boat until, you know what, happens.
>>178290
A persepective of lame, yes.
>>178294
Paru is teasing me, wish he would go full force, but I guess he can't since he's in school.
No.178297
>>178295
Ah, ouch.
How is ESO? I haven't played it, and have not heard about it much ever since it kinda flopped on release.
No.178298
File: 1458830361017.jpg (1.27 MB, 1886x1714, 943:857, 73ea8153d4d0bcd98775748ce9….jpg)
>>178293
I think because it's like calling a lion a cat
disrespectful to honorabru shippu
No.178299
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>178290
im as happy as can be, loved as much as needed
and its thursday
thursdays are always pretty swell and rad
so overall my day has been chipper so dar
>>178293
ouch that does sound uncomfortable
>>178294
a day in the life huh?
also that reminded me of this song
bet hey keep at it, something good or above 0 is bound to happen
>>178296
for sure
No.178300
>>178296
Hmm, why not try being lewd with those more willing? Seems you're always hitting a wall with people here…
No.178301
>>178299
i replied to myself ;_;
top response meant to you G >>178291
No.178302
>>178292
You're not gonna see it~
>>178293
Ah i understand it then. I think my sister has experienced something slightly the same.
>>178294
Seems very decent then. Hope everyhing goes smoothly.
No.178303
>>178299
It doesn't hurt, but it feels so off.
How's you?
Your top link was to yourself, by the way.
>>178298
…Which is not wrong. But I get your point.
>>178302
It ain't fun, but it's finally wearing off.
No.178304
File: 1458830588821.jpg (85.35 KB, 700x1081, 700:1081, 433b470b53e34aec22de20084d….jpg)
>>178300
>>178300
It's fun when they resist. The more they do it, the more I want them.
Right now, I probably want to fuck arround with Tomo the most, since he is giving me a really hard time.
No.178305
File: 1458830599348.jpg (278.31 KB, 800x1160, 20:29, ecf829cbdd8857ae64c0515912….jpg)
>>178277
duh duh da da
>>178280
hey rainy
>>178282
she fine its almost 3 bong here
No.178306
>>178297
Pretty nice, reminds me of skyrim just with more quests,option to play with friends, a larger map and an option to sell your items to people instead of npc's and instead of getting 20-40 gold you get 100-500 it's good but just getting crafting items can take quite a while sometimes…
No.178307
>>178303
yeah i bet
its ok akari is away doing something so im just keeping busy
>>178305
Oi, glad to hear that
hopefuly it goes well for you
No.178308
>>178303
Thats great to hear.
>>178305
Yes….
No.178309
>>178296
Too much work
>>178302
Whhhhhyyyy
No.178310
>>178299
Surely something good will eventually happen, I figure.
>>178302
I hope so too, how about you?
>>178304
So you love hesitant masters? I don't know how that quite works.
>>178305
How're you today, dear Blackjack?
No.178311
>>178306
Hmm, sounds alright.
I just felt like…. if you remove singleplayer from Skyrim, you don't feel like the all-powerful Dovahkinn anymore, just one of many.
How's that handled?
>>178307
Hm, alright.
Whatcha doing then? CS;go vids+game?
>>178308
Right?
If a dog barks at me, any size, I'm still OUT.
No.178312
>>178310
yes there is always hope even at your lowest there is always something that can be seen as good
>>178311
just some music atm, and maybe some csgo or another game or a bit
No.178314
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>>178309
So, when are you going home so we can have some real fun?
>>178310
Masters? Oh no, I'm absolutley a switch. I change from sub to dom like on a daily basis.
No.178315
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>>178307
thankyou date
>>178310
im fine just lazing about, how are you feeling today?
No.178316
>>178309
Because i don't wanna show my dick again
here. Its a little embarrassing and the boner is dead again anyway.
>>178310
Well i have nothing on the program today.
Just chilling and stuff.
>>178311
I can totally follow you.
No.178317
>>178312
What kind of music do you like?
No.178318
>>178315
no problem klein frau
No.178319
File: 1458831194290.jpg (168.52 KB, 1033x1417, 1033:1417, 5903737163e43ad306b40855a4….jpg)
>>178315
>those feet
Ugh …. why is everyone so interested today in giving me a boner?
No.178320
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>178317
ahhh alot but this is my favorite band
seen them 3 times when i was younger live
i loved them!
but i also listen to alot of different music
No.178321
>>178320
I'll listen, but music is kinda ruined with one ear.
No.178322
>>178312
I wonder what there currently is to see, maybe it's the people here.
>>178314
Huh, I've only ever seen you on the receiving end so excuse my assumption.
>>178315
I'm a bit tired & in pain, but I'll live. Are you comfy?
>>178316
Sounds like you're set for the night then, bud.
No.178323
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>178321
hehe thats fine
also i relate to this song alot
it makes me feel funny in my tummy >///<
>>178322
maybe so, your environment can really be a big part of ones emotions
No.178324
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>>178319
>doggie
>>178322
im comfy just watching a video on the new Valkyria game :3
No.178325
>>178322
Indeed i am. Its gonna be good.
No.178326
File: 1458831571794.jpg (780.43 KB, 1200x726, 200:121, 0c5da61d443bd5dfad5b78b8b8….jpg)
>>178322
Well, let's just say, there is a little girl in a private session who really loves my dominant side.
>hasn't seen my hatefuck session with brat
Poor guy got choked and mushed into the pillows.
No.178327
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>>178324
S-Sorry … it just went through with me on that day.
Can you forgive me?
No.178328
>>178323
Then I'll listen very closely. I'm never good at hearing lyrics though.
No.178329
File: 1458831726692.png (517.92 KB, 750x1049, 750:1049, 425914bb4e135eccf35867095d….png)
>>178327
i forgive you
still going to milk the shit out of it
No.178330
>>178323
My environment is dreadful, Date.
>>178324
Ah, does it look good? Furthermore, do you look good?
>>178326
Well then, I guess I really haven't seen it.
No.178331
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>178328
ah its fine
this song as autistic as it sounds
always makes me feel better when i listen to it
i think this has the lyrics on screen so easy to read on it
makes me feel a bit better when i dont
>>178330
i had a feeling it wasnt all peachy
but anything is possible with a little positivity and effort!
No.178332
File: 1458831859714.jpg (222.74 KB, 850x1206, 425:603, sample-ca83d123d89b9bfe526….jpg)
>>178316
Live boner!!! LIVE!!!!1
No.178333
>>178331
I'll put a pause on the music, friend came into the call.
No.178334
>>178311
It still exists in my opinion but I haven't played that much…
It's cheap so that's a nice thing(got it for 11€)
No.178335
>>178333
ah its fine no biggie!
No.178336
>>178334
Really? Damn.
I thought it was 5 times as much.
>>178335
Sowwy.
No.178337
No.178338
File: 1458832010192.jpg (752.79 KB, 1268x1200, 317:300, 12eeabc53ac9f361d307183da8….jpg)
>>178329
Well … thanks, I guess?
>>178330
Today I just feel very submissive. That's all ~
>>178332
Do you only have stuff of that artist?
No.178339
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>>178330
nooo they took the strategy elements out ;_; and urrrrm well urrrm
No.178341
No.178342
File: 1458832066480.jpg (142.25 KB, 850x1206, 425:603, sample-141cdee6422bb938cb1….jpg)
>>178338
I really like this artist but I have other stuff.
No.178343
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>>178336
like i said its no big deal!
No.178344
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No.178345
>>178341
I swear the only place where it'll cost more is in Israel.
No.178346
>>178331
Hard to be peachy when it's constantly trying to kill you.
>>178338
Aw, well that's cute at least.
>>178339
Damn, no more thought behind it? Urrrmm?
No.178347
>>178345
What, why?
>>178343
Hmm… alrighty.
No.178348
>>178347
Give me a game with his price on steam or wherever I'll tell you how much a disc will cost here
No.178349
>>178346
it looks like more of a hack and slash, might get some cider hey hey lads
No.178351
>>178348
Sure, how about "Tom Clancy's, The Division"
No.178352
>>178350
Don't you want to rub it all over my chest?~
No.178353
>>178342
You're so lewd today.
>>178346
Me or the image?
No.178354
>>178351
There's no PC version but for xbox and ps it was between 67 to 80$
No.178355
>>178352
Must…. Not… Give in….
No.178356
>>178354
Whooooa
That sucks, why even is that?
No.178357
>>178356
Because of "De jooz".
Not really, its because of the money.
No.178358
File: 1458832765190.jpg (201.53 KB, 641x508, 641:508, 4d8d923a8fb7fa50fa1afa1c60….jpg)
>Playing DaS1
>forget to press backspace before sliding down a ladder
>fall through the map
>die
Well that was fun, first time it ever happened to me
Also how is everyone?
No.178359
>>178357
>because of the money.
>The prices are high because of money
Naturally, but why?
No.178360
>>178349
Cider for the Jack!
>>178353
You, of course.
No.178361
File: 1458832812349.jpg (113.7 KB, 850x1206, 425:603, sample-012a61f59009ab2169a….jpg)
No.178362
>>178358
Hey Pins.
Weird pic.
No.178363
>>178360
There is nothing cute about being a switch.
No.178364
No.178365
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>>178362
You think so? what makes it so weird for you?
No.178366
>>178361
…I never had a choice in the first place had i?
No.178367
>>178365
The tongue.
>>178364
Whoa…
No.178368
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>>178367
Oh well yeah I guess that can be a bit weird
No.178369
>>178363
I see nothing wrong with mutual and equal love.
No.178370
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No.178371
>>178367
The Arabs are also a part of it but mostly the Jews..
No.178372
>>178368
When I see one, I expect lewd, this wasn't lewd.
No.178373
>>178370
We shall speak about this later then.
No.178374
>>178369
Well, anyway I'm off playing games with a friend.
No.178376
ahhh why does my mood change so fast?
should i be worried if im mentally retarded?
or just a spaz
No.178377
>>178376
You should try having multiple girlfriends.
No.178378
>>178377
no that is not right nor good
No.178379
>>178377
>multiple girlfriends.
No.178380
File: 1458834025763.jpg (Spoiler Image, 213.86 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, 1387956379507.jpg)
No.178381
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>>178360
tis nice 6% not bad for cider
No.178382
>>178381
I always go for hard liquors when I drink, nothing beats good Everclear.
No.178383
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>>178379
akari is the dominant one not me D;
i just like to give him a bed time and make sure he behaves thats it!
No.178384
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>>178382
but i drink that shit neat, so i drink like half a bottle and fuck myself haaa
No.178385
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>>178383
>Bed time
You are ass.
No.178386
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>>178385
how? he needs to have good sleep and plenty of hours, specially when he works so he wont be tired and can last through the day without affecting his work efficiency
No.178388
No.178389
>>178384
You drink it neat? What does that mean? Fuck yourself, like sticking things up your ass?
No.178390
>>178386
Sleep is for the weak though.
>>178387
No only you.
No.178391
>>178390
well sleep is good for your body, only weak people say other things are weak as a way of projection
No.178392
I drank half a 1l bottle but I swore i drank less
No.178393
>>178391
That's not what your drill sergeant is saying when he's screaming at you for being a weak pathetic waste of space who can't even do a push up correctly.
No.178395
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No.178396
>>178391
Come now, you're not strong. Granted, I doubt he is either but come now.
>>178392
No.178397
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>>178389
without mixer, and then get wasted :p shhhhh i might that other as well
No.178398
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>>178393
well maybe the military isnt for you then
plus different enviorments different ways of living
>>178396
im not saying im better than him or that im as strong mentally or physically
but saying sleep is for the weak is as counter productive as saying wearing a jacket in minus degree weather is for pussies
No.178399
>>178397
Ah, straight is the best! Share some of that!
>>178398
Certain divisions of the Military pride themselves on operating with low sleep, however. I knew a guy who would wear no shirt and cargo shorts in -7 degree weather with shades and he was badass. I think if their flaunting bothers you, you have other issues!
No.178400
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>>178399
i've only got cider right now ;_;
No.178401
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>>178395
Or do you want mine?
No.178403
>>178399
i am aware that in places of the likes as you mentioned that is the case, but for the majority of us it isnt, i mean i do applaud service men who are capable of such feats but it is their want and will to do so to join the military and their choice granted some countries do require mandatory military service but we would be grasping at grains of sand by this moment if we went into such detail
No.178404
>>178401
I'll take your ass….. when I am home.
No.178405
>>178404
Hey i was first. Not for you to take my ass but stil…
No.178406
>>178405
I did not forget you~
I am still waiting for that picture~
No.178407
>>178404
And WHEN is that?
No.178408
>>178400
Well, spread the love!
>>178402
Because I doubt you.
>>178403
It's just how I've always seen it, bud. I come from a background like that so it's inherent.
No.178409
>>178406
The boner…. Died again.
No.178410
>>178409
I'll have to get my cream from someone else then.
>>178407
two hours.
No.178411
>>178408
doubt all you want
but today might be another nap day
No.178413
>>178410
Hey don't do this to me. I said i would give it to you sooner or later.
Why do you want it so much?
No.178414
File: 1458837843103.jpg (173.39 KB, 533x800, 533:800, 11629c9607c92af811099f1553….jpg)
>>178408
How, im not poring cider on my monitor
No.178415
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>>178410
Me and my girlfriend can't wait~
No.178416
>>178411
More napping? Come on, you sleep so much!
>>178414
I'll just have to come over and drink it.
No.178417
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>>178416
ok my local airport in Heathrow, i live not far way all i hear is 747's and CH-47's all day
No.178418
>>178416
I dont sleep enough
No.178419
>>178417
I'll be there in a heartbeat.
>>178418
Me neither, but I also do not nap all day.
No.178421
>>178420
Hey Mango. Have you been?
No.178422
>>178419
I got like 7 hours of sleep I need way more then that like at least 13
No.178423
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>>178419
its 7 hours to JFK tho, i know personally
No.178425
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>>178420
That I do, that I do.
>>178422
I got about 3 last night, and I'm doing fine. Get back on routine, boy.
>>178423
Well, a really long heartbeat.
No.178426
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No.178427
>>178425
This is a routine
No.178428
>>178426
Is that a good or a bad thing?
No.178429
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>>178424
Hey Akarin, can I be Dates sub too?
No.178430
>>178424
>not professing your love to me
O-ok
No.178433
>>178425
I wonder who's the biggest buttslut in all of /lewd/.
No.178434
>>178427
Well it's a terrible routine.
>>178433
No idea, but it's definitely not me.
No.178435
>>178432
Oh…..
>>178433
I think it used to be me when i joined this place months ago. But i don't know who anymore.
No.178436
>>178425
ok coool go get you're tickets then
No.178437
>>178433
rain
>>178434
I like it, it works
No.178438
>>178429
Your are not even allowed to get near him.
>>178430
I LOVE YOU~
>>178431
about to play some csgo.
you?
No.178439
>>178438
Just sitting here wondering if i should play some music.
No.178440
>>178438
you get to play 3 matches and then you have to carry me to mg verstehe mein mann?
No.178441
>>178439
>not going outside enjoying the best countrys landscaped and fresh air in the world
>not going to the north sea and sit at the big beach
>not looking for amber
>not climbing dunes
>not cimbing bunker
>not going to kite at the big beaches
>not going out and buying hot dog (DK BEST HOTDOG WW)
>not eating soft ice
>not going in candy shop
>not going phishing in one of the beautiful lakes you have there
I could continue all day :(
I just want to be a dansk ;-;
>>178440
okay meine Frau <3
No.178442
>>178436
Rushing!
>>178437
Condense your sleep schedule, and be more productive!
No.178443
>>178441
good boy have fun and enjoy your matches <3
No.178444
>>178441
Woah Akari…. Besides i'm at my parents house taking care of their dog while they are on vacation.
And if you want to be danish why don't you just move to denmark then?
No.178445
>>178442
I refuse
I love it to much
No.178446
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>>178442
on my second bottle now :3
No.178449
>>178445
Lazy.
>>178446
Still not sharing?!
No.178451
File: 1458840901309.jpg (58.95 KB, 583x1000, 583:1000, sample-c064e5c0545722b6ca6….jpg)
>>178449
Well the physical proximity oh does not allow me to share it easy :3
No.178452
No.178454
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No.178457
Hey guys.
What exciting events have I missed in my absence?
No.178459
>>178457
me profesing my love for my husband akari!!
No.178460
>>178451
Well then fix that, I need a drink or two.
No.178462
>>178457
Nothing special.
>>178458
Evening Ema how goes?
No.178463
>>178459
You do that every day, though.
No.178464
>>178460
but flying to other continent takes planning…. and i dont have a passport :3
No.178466
>>178464
You really should get a passport.
Or better get, get a job that'll pay for it.
>>178465
Yeah, you do!
No.178467
>>178466
D;
is not!
i do it occasionally only!
No.178468
>>178464
Sucks for you, I'll crack open my own bottles!
No.178469
>>178467
>implying you're not thinking it and telling Akari it all the time
No.178470
>>178466
im a student so… i dont work
>>178468
fine then what ya drinking?
No.178472
>>178469
am not all the time
i mean most of the time yes but not all the time
No.178473
>>178470
Get a job on the side, you damn layabout!
>>178472
>every
>waking
>moment
No.178474
>>178470
Blackjack… shaken and stirred.
No.178476
Do you guys know any fun comedians?
No.178483
>>178462
still pretty sicky *rolls on top of you lap*