No.38979
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First for akari is actually a lewd slut
No.38981
Second for Akari is actually a lewd sluy
No.38982
Fourth for being rude, lewd, and in the mood~
No.38985
>>38978
I never understood his autistic hate for 8chan, he had me blocked for like half a year because I posted on the old /sft/ board and we never even spoke to each other
No.38986
>>38971
Its nice to be optimistic.
>>38982
>and in the mood~
In the mood for what~!
No.38987
>>38980
Oh that seemed like a nice job. What games do you play? Also im not that good but my these would probably be my favorite ones
>>38962
:^)
No.38989
Xth for Miles has a stupid pet who gets passive-aggressive when his master doesn't reply to his email.
No.38990
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>>38985
I think he used to ERP and gets autistic if he sees it now
he added me this morning from his last autism attack, and I said "come erp with me" and then he blocked me
good riddance I don't care for people who I've got to walk on eggshells with
alpha as fug
No.38991
>>38986
Nah it just sets you up for disappointment tbh.
>>38987
Tedious. You just make sure all the reviewers get their shit in on time, proofread and make sure it's legible. Worst case you have to rewrite the majority of it for them.
You're pretty good.
No.38992
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No.38993
>>38979
w-what.
Why would you post such things about me?
No.38995
Okay now I'm done bullying akari back to watching shows.
Since he is inevitably already edging himself
No.38996
>>38989
I thought you were gone. I already said my farewells! It'd be redundant to reply with another, especially when people keep driving up!
I love you~
No.38999
>>38990
who are you talking about?
No.39000
>>38993
Because you are p.u.r.e and he wants to corrupt you.
No.39001
>>38987
Something on your mind Bit~?
>>38983
Don't pay attention to it. The important thing is we are back.
>>38991
Thats not how i think about it but okay.
>>38994
Did someone say erp~?
No.39002
>>38988
Stop!
>>38991
Oh and thank you :) Did you get paid minimum?
No.39003
>>38997
I want to make you cum all over your tummy
No.39006
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>>39003
can I lick it up when I'm done?
i shouldn't be doing this
No.39007
>>38990
Who will he shitpost on trash now?
No.39008
>>39002
I forgot the video game part or your question.
I mostly play single player games. Recently Been playing Mad Max because Just cause 3 is a shitty port. Been looking for a casual multiplayer shooter or co-op game I could play with friends.
Paid by commission. About a few hundred a month for me. Depends how many hits your content rakes in.
>>39001
Well what is your opinion on the matter.
No.39009
>>39007
not me
apparently I was "jojo 2.0" whatever that means
I know who he means by jojo but I don't know what that implies by me being the second iteration
No.39010
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>>39001
No is something on yours?
No.39012
>>39006
only if you ask nicely like a good boy. Start touching yourself for me
No.39013
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> cebruz is talking about us too
No.39014
>>38996
You are not forgiven. I'll die from a broken heart and it'll all be your fault. My tombstone will say "Intentionally murdered by an idiot master." Right under "A good boy, generally speaking."
>>38992
I'm sweet as heck! M leaves something to be desired!
No.39015
>>39014
Oh, I know you are.
You could be even sweeter, though!
No.39016
>>39010
>Lewd thoughts intensifies
N-no! Not at all!
No.39017
>>39011
I have a folder of her.
>>39013
>/r9k/
Its all starting to make sense now.
No.39018
>>39000
I will never fall for this :)
>>39004
>CEBRUZ!
On the one hand I feel sorry for him but on the other he is just a very big attention whore. His life is not so bad he always talking about. Acctualy kinda normal the only thing is he is gay.
He should stop with this drugs, I talked with him about it but he have a tendence for trying everything or atleast a lot. That can do a lot of damage to someone who is not finished with grwoing up.
No.39019
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No.39020
>>39019
Good boy, just imagine my hands on your cock, stroking it up and down until it's throbbing and covered in precum.
No.39021
>>39013
He probably feels excluded since many people he's gotten to know post here, but he doesn't like ERP stuff. So he might feel excluded.
Then again he's still young and hasn't seemed to have grown out of his "self-centered attention whoring phase" that people who grow up on 4chan seem to go into at one point or another.
But I'm just guessing!
>>39018
Drugs don't help, that's for sure!
No.39023
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>>39005
Nah
>>39008
Damn I really wanted to play JC3, I just picked up Castlevania and its pretty cool. Even though Batman was a horrible port I saw it for $15 so I got it. Still runs pretty shit but I can kinda still enjoy it. Oh
>>39016
Lewd thoughts increase 1000%!
No.39024
>>39009
Someone who he liked that "betrayed" him maybe?
>>39013
>i made the board
>its my fault
Guess he doesn't realize that this board could have any name. It barely matters who created it.
No.39025
>>39022
He's a bit busy.
Have another Akari!
No.39026
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>>39020
I bet your hands are warm. You're not too far off describing it that way…
No.39027
>>39015
I suspect I probably could be. I'm not sure if you're trying to say something between the lines there.
No.39028
>>39023
Yeah I've been a big fan of Just Cause for awhile so I was pretty let down. I'll check it out again if it's on sale after a few months. Mad Max runs pretty well for me and I heard it released poorly too. So here's hoping Just Cause 3 gets the same treatment.
Arkham Knight was another game I wanted. Sucks.
>>39025
You didn't tell me about yourself.
No.39029
>>39021
>self-centered attention whoring phase" that people who grow up on 4chan seem to go into at one point or another
Pretty sure I'm going through that now tbh please pay attention to me
No.39030
>>39023
>slowly losing sanity
Help me bit! I can't control it!
No.39031
>>39025
have this already. [/spoiler]stole it from you[/spoiler]
What is he doing?
>>39026
Can you hear me?
Im talking to you?
No.39032
>>39031
dont mind how stupid I am
No.39033
>>39026
They'd be even more warm when they're holding your cock, and I lean in and kiss the tip of your cute little cock and lick up and down nice and slow. Keep touching yourself I want you to cum a lot for me
No.39034
>>39018
>feeling sorry for cebruz
He's a dick to almost everybody he befriends and always changes things so he is victim and everybody else is bad guy.
No.39035
>>39029
Here, have one attention. Don't spend it all in one place.
No.39036
>>39029
Well I went through mine when I was 18-20.
>>39031
What about this?
A-and he's doing lewd business! Please let him finish up first.
No.39037
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>>39028
Yea sometimes it would even go to 0 fps and the stuttering is better but it still sucks.
>>39030
Ok ok calm down!!
No.39038
>tfw 8ch isn't down anymore
No.39039
No.39040
>>39034
But think about how Cebruz feels. He might really feel like everyone else is betraying him and that he is a victim. I think it's not completely his fault the he is a dick (but a lot of it is).
No.39041
>>39037
And you didn't get a refund?
No.39042
>>39035
Can I buy sex toys with attention?
>>39036
Now you're not an attention whore, you're just a regular whore.
No.39043
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>>39033
I-I really like cutesy things like kisses on my cock… I'm really very close
No.39044
>>39034
HALLO!
Kommst du echt aus Deutschland?
>>39036
y-yes I have this already.
What do you mean Dunsel doing lewd?
A person like him would never do something like this, silly :P
No.39045
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No.39046
>>39038
A little late to the party, aren't you, senti?
No.39047
>>39037
I'm okay now! I think.
>>39038
Sup.
>>39043
Kinky!
No.39048
>>39038
Is it time to celebrate?
>>39041
No I got it last week for $15 so I didn't lose much. My rig isn't the best right now anyway so once I get a new gpu I should be set.
No.39049
>>39042
I got sex toys due to attention of my bf. So yea
No.39050
>>39044
Dunsel is a very big slut. I bullied him earlier even~
>>39042
I'm still an attention whore, but I'm not as blatant about it.
No.39051
>>39040
>He might really feel like everyone else is betraying him and that he is a victim
I doubt it, not that it matters. He's just an asshole who plays up anything bad happen to him and lies about bad stuff he's done.
No.39052
>>39014
You need to take a leaf out of mine or dotters book on how to be sweet..
No.39054
>>39043
How embarrassing.. doing and admitting such things in public like this ?~ I bet you'd love it if I rubbed your cute little cock on my lips and kissed every inch of it while gently stroking it huh? Don't cum yet I want to finish with you
No.39055
>>39049
Well, I'd need a BF first, wouldn't I?
>>39050
>tfw miles doesn't bully you
No.39056
>>39054
Y-yes I would! it gives me shivers to think about such things. I-I'm not embarrassed because I am just a slut…
No.39057
>>39050
You just trying to cheer me up,
I think he dont likes me anymore ;_;
Its fine. We cant be friends with everyone after all.
No.39058
Has anyone else watched star wars yet?!
>>39045
Hi, I just woke up. I had a lot of unusual dreams.
>>39046
It probably went back up right after I fell asleep
>>39047
I hate christmas!!!
>>39048
>make a post on lewd
>tights/panties + swimsuit pics everywhere
I ammmm IMMMUUUNE!!
No.39059
>>39051
He's also a drug using teenager seeking attention on imageboards. I think there's some underlying emotions he doesn't let anyone else in on, if he even acknowledges them himself.
What about this one?
I am speaking from personal experience!
No.39060
>>39056
w-what is happening to you? :<
No.39061
No.39063
>>39053
A 7770 & Fx8350
>>39058
Then I must find something else!! What else are you into Senti? Its safe to tell me!
>>39047
Good
No.39064
>>39062
IM GOONA KILL YOU TBH
No.39065
>>39056
How adorable, my little slut has no shame do you, touching yourself like this to the though of my warm lips kissing every inch of your cock and making you squirm uncontrollably while stroking it and rubbing the tip with my finger
No.39066
>>39059
meh I guess, but there's enough sad sacks and nice people that I'm not going to waste time feeling bad for someone like him.
No.39067
>>39065
It makes me squirm and leak pre all down the length of my cock to imagine your soft lips being so tender and sweet to my cock… I-I just think it's so cute and it really turns me on!
No.39068
>>39058
I see. Why is that?
>>39063
Yeah.
>>39065
Damn, you are not bad at this at all
No.39069
>>39063
And what are you going to get
No.39070
>>39058
I had weird dreams too, but that's because I didn't smoke before bed.
What were yours about if you even remember them.
>>39057
>>39066
I'm just trying to explain how he might be thinking! I-it's honestly better to just let people like Brush be. He'll find people willing to put up with him, or maybe he'll calm down, or both.
Don't feel bad, it's not your fault!
Also this?
No.39071
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>>39068
test
>>39069
I think the Msi 390
No.39072
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>>39058
Been here too long kiddo… its time to change up what you get off to that usually sorts out any non feeling..
No.39073
>Order ice cream
>Bad touch screen makes me select twice without me knowing
No.39074
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>>39067
Be a good boy and lick up all that yummy precum off your cock for me, and just imagine my warm, soft lips tightly wrapping around the tip of your cock and slowly licking up and down as I stroke your cock faster and faster, using my other hand to rub and tease your cute little balls too ~
No.39075
>>39071
htewh9i5yi+0j5y4i04
No.39078
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>>39074
It's very tasty… It's hard to hold myself back thinking about it, I'd make slight whimpers as my hips moved on their own, thrusting a tiny bit into that warm mouth, my breathing getting heavier as I come closer…
No.39079
>>39070
>I'm just trying to explain how he might be thinking
I get it, but I'm more one to call spade a spade or asshole an asshole in this case.
I don't get why people bend over backwards to feel bad for and defend him.
No.39080
Hailey please don't spoil things for people, posts that do this will be deleted.
>>39063
I am intooooooo, large breasts!!
>>39068
winter sucks and I have to prove I care about people by spending money on them
>>39070
I had one where I was walking up and down a dirt road and there were some really cool rocks on the side, and a couple of old men were having a conversation and I started talking to them about rocks.
Then I had one where I was part of some like, secret rebellion group? I don't know, but I was in a really shitty slummy city where people had this custom of making a finger hole in the sand below where they sit if they sit on the ground. Some rebellion group leader was dying in front of me in a sewer and I was trying to get ahold of the group through a phone and they kept believing I wasn't part of the group and I had no way to prove it and I started to suspect it was a lie for money, it was more detailed than that but I don't want to write a book right now.
The third was lewd, which is the weird part, I don't have a lot of sexual dreams. I was doing laundry at a public laundry place in a big hotel, and a girl with super small tits came and rubbed her butt on my leg and asked if I wanted to eat fish and chips for dinner(?), and things got really lewd after that. Among my laundry was a pikachu and torchic doll, and I found a beer in my laundry too, along with a small model bicycle I didn't pick up.
>>39072
I can't feel any arousal shortly after waking up.
No.39081
>>39080
I get that sometime lewdie its natural
Have you been fapping a lot lately?
No.39082
>>39080
Yeah its too cold. I prefer either spring or fall.
But i kinda know how you feel about the presents part.
No.39084
>>39078
How adorable ~ If you ask nice enough I'll let you cum in my mouth, holding my head down over your cock until every drop of your hot, sticky cum fills me up, and if you're really lucky I'd crawl on top of you and kiss you with it still in my mouth, swirling it around on your tongue with mine as I keep stroking and teasing your cock
No.39085
>>39080
Sorry, won't do it again~
No.39086
>>39081
>Lewdie
sorry, had to log in to get rid of a post and that ironically removes my name
Actually, I've fapped the least in the last two weeks as I have in ages, only twice, and within a day of each other.
>>39083
…chijo?
No.39087
>>39076
What about you?
>>39077
>>39080
Is this large enough? You have to be more specific Senti!! Anything else
>>39083
ello
No.39090
>>39086
It happens with moods too then senti, i haven't woken up with a hard on for a few days now its natural.. try not to worry about it
No.39091
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>>39084
Please, let me cum! I'm begging for release… I want to moan aloud with each thick rope my cock releases, until I squeeze out every last drop onto your tongue… Please I need to feel release, I can't contain myself much longer, my body aches for you to release me…!
No.39092
>>39087
Suuuure that's large enough :^)
>>39090
Oh I'm not worried about it, and actually I almost always wake up with morning wood, but for me morning wood =/= arousal. It just feels like a natural part of waking up. I think it might be because I sleep on my stomach and blood settles in my dick.
>>39084
>>39091
>this is going on right now
No.39093
I usually get a thick girth if i lie on my side.. so theres that..
No.39094
>>39088
test
>>39089
Oo that is pretty nice.
>>39092
Hmph! I'll find something else!!
No.39095
>>39091
Ahaha you're so cute when you're like this, I almost want to keep you in a constant edge so you'll stay. But yes, cum for me you little slut, I want you to let out your hot, thick cum all over your cock and tummy. Be sure you're a good boy and lick up every drop, or I'll just make you cum over and over again until you learn that good boys clean up their mess
No.39096
>>39092
>tfw literally never had morning wood
Also the erp is really turning me on its pretty great
No.39097
>>39094
I could use more case fans but at this point I've been pooling my play money into piercings.
No.39098
No.39099
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>>39095
Th-Thank you!
I have to go change, again…
No.39100
>>39094
I like these tests. I like them very much.
No.39101
>>39099
I hope you enjoyed yourself, don't take too long now
No.39102
>>39094
*snigger* feet are *giggle* pretty hot!!
>>39096
stop sleeping on your back!!
>>39098
When you step up your game and make me stick it out!!
sit on your left hand, now.
>>39099
cute
No.39103
>>39102
I always sleep on my side. It's ok though i don't really like boners
No.39104
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>>39096
>never had morning wood
wut
>>39097
What kind of piercings?
>>39100
This is just a drill!
>>39102
Hmph! I dont need to know anymore!
No.39105
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>>39101
I-I did very much
>>39102
hi senti
I hope you weren't reading my spoilers
No.39106
>>39097
Ikr
>>39103
I get boners sleeping on my side.. do you not?
>>39104
Have you any piercings bit?
No.39108
>>39104
Why are you doing this again Bit?
>>39105
Dunsel~!
No.39109
>>39104
I was always pretty low test even as a kid. Now I have almost none, it's nice.
No.39110
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No.39111
>>39105
Good boy ~
I came a lot too, I need to go shower and run to the store, I'll see you in a bit cutie
No.39112
>>39106
Apparently not. It's not like my dick is very big, I have quite the feminine penis.
No.39113
>>39104
Well I bought a cheap little piercing kit on amazon and did my left lobe. I want to go to my guy to get the right one done because I'm afraid I'd personally fuck up the symmetry.
Already have nipples, tongue, and septum done.
>>39106
smh
No.39114
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No.39115
>>39110
Don't get embarrassed But i read every single word of what just happened.
That was amazing
No.39117
>>39112
PICS
>>39116
post your's too!!
No.39118
>>39112
Theres no shame in that dear, i have 6.3 inch penis.. so i'm not gigantic either..
>>39113
well you know i've got more planned in 3 weeks sebs… i love my pain after all
>>39104
I've tongue, helix, both lobes, tragus, and snakebites.. im getting 2 more hoops to sit on my lips either side of my snakebites and my upper lobes done in 3 weeks :3 yeah i like the pain
No.39119
>>39112
Don't listen to them!
>>39116
>>39117
No.39120
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>>39115
i'm more flattered than embarrassed
>>39117
it's already been posted, you horn dog!
I'm not taking more
No.39121
>>39080
I wish my dreams where that detailed.
Sorry for taking so long to reply. I was busy at work and then I had to take my lunch. I had to get alcohol and a lighter, but I forgot my lighter.
Oops.
No.39122
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>>39106
Nope do you Magpie?
>>39108
Oh no reason
>>39109
Ah
>>39113
Wow that is quite a few! Doesn't the tongue one feel weird?
No.39124
>>39122
>I've tongue, helix, both lobes, tragus, and snakebites.. im getting 2 more hoops to sit on my lips either side of my snakebites and my upper lobes done in 3 weeks :3 yeah i like the pain
No.39125
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>>39118
Mine is 4 inches :3
No.39126
>>39118
Ohh that is a lot too!
No.39127
>>39125
mine flaccid is 1 !/2 inches
Want a light saber duel… j/k
No.39128
>>39118
Gonna see if I can get my right ear done soon after christmas. hoping to go up a G with my tongue bar.
>>39122
No after it heals it becomes very natural. Feels weird with it out actually.
No.39129
>>39120
I wish it was me tbh
>>39122
But you do realize i'm popping a boner from this right? Not that i got anything against it.
No.39130
>>39121
w-why did Dunsel did this?
I thought he was different.
No.39131
>>39127
>wanna light saber duel
YES
No.39132
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>>39125
Cute!
I've been told mine is quite big but it's only just reaching 7 inches, and doesn't honestly look all that big
No.39133
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>>39130
You weren't supposed to read that akari!
but i'm no different tbh
No.39134
>>39132
I like having a small dick, it makes me feel all the more feminine.
No.39135
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>>39130
Deep down everyone's a slut, hon.
No.39136
>>39120
You fapped too recently so I can't bully you into it but I'm going to sometime soon.
>>39121
I find that's the most unusual thing about the way I dream compared to other people's dreams, like, all dreams are weird in one way or another and that's the weird thing about mine. I could elaborate on details like the kinds of rocks I was picking up, objects on the horizon, specific things the old men were talking about and stories they were telling about the houses we were passing and what the houses looked like and stuff.
I think forcing myself into lucid dreaming a shitload as a teenager has sortof forced my dreams to be detailed to keep my disbelief suspended, or something, if it even works like that I don't know.
You got alcohol for your lunch break??
>>39132
seven inches is big. don't fall victim to the /r9k/ size bashing.
>>39135
Homu!!! How's up?!
No.39137
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>>39135
this is kind of true
hello homu
No.39138
>>39126
yeah i got mine all in 2 weeks
>>39128
i like my bar the way it is.. its long but i have a high roof in my mouth so its never sitting on the piercing itself..
>>39131
Obviously i'd just club you with mine and take you hand off like vader in empire… mines red just like a sith.. i'd be worried if yours was blue..
No.39139
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>>39128
Interesting, what about tattoos? Any of those?
>>39129
Are you sure??
>>39133
>>39134
To many umarus!!
No.39140
>>39133
I stoped after some posts because my heart felt broken. Not because I loved you but I thought high of you.
Well… When truth come out it always have a positive side.
No.39142
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>>39136
you might have to bully me into posting more!
otherwise i'm like a stone wall, nothing breaks me!
i don't fall into the /r9k/ meme but from my point of view it doesn't seem so great
No.39143
>>39138
I have a purple lightsaber like mace dindu
No.39144
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>>39140
I have done worse, there is a thread where I made a terribly LEWD vocaroo for kyoko, when the board was first getting started
don't have faith in man… because even your heroes will let you down
No.39146
miss me yet?
did anyone even realise i was gone
No.39147
>>39138
I just want a bigger tongue hole. Mine isn't very long
>>39139
Nah not yet. Want to get an octopus on my left upper arm
No.39148
>>39139
Actually i'm not sure anymore.
No.39149
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>>39136
Not much! Gonna go eat lunch and get my oil changed soon, since I'm a big boy with big boy responsibilities
I should've gotten it changed like 500 miles ago whoops
>>39137
Hiya. Thanks for doing that in public~
>>39141
Your're.
No.39150
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>>39146
i remember you from before I left
hi
No.39151
>>39146
I missed you if you help me making this board slutty, again
No.39152
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>>39149
I had no choice in the matter, I am simply a slut
No.39153
>>39151
I MEANED P.U.R.E!!!
No.39154
No.39155
>>39144
You're my hero tbh because slutting it up is admiral and something I strive to do
No.39156
>>39145
>>39149
You have no p-p-proof!
No.39157
>>39146
I've never seen you before.
Yes.
No.39158
So the final episode of One Punch Man comes out tomorrow, and I'm streaming episodes 1-6 today and 7-final tomorrow.
I'll probably start streaming 1-6 in a little over an hour for whoever is interested!!
>>39142
>Like a stone wall
>Only bullying breaks me
sandstone wall
5 inches is about average for the US, and seriously most people's dicks are about five inches long. Seven inches is imo the perfect size. Seven inches is where I get thirsty just from seeing a pic
>>39146
I built a monument when I realized you were gone to commemorate your life on this board!!
>>39149
I'm 23 and have never driven a foot in my life
No.39159
>>39143
I have a 7 inch purple vibrator that does the lightsaber noises… top that hailey :P
>>39147
Mine is really long I got lucky
>>39154
That aint desu… hi kiri i recognise the name I think
No.39160
No.39161
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>>39154
just shedding the shackles of oppression and exercising my sluttitude
you?
>>39155
oh gosh thanks hailey
I do it all for the people like you
No.39162
>>39158
>tfw my dick is almost average
I wish I was smaller ;_,
No.39163
>>39159
I picked the shorter one on purpose.
No.39164
>>39158
i must see
>>39161
i am about to eat dinner
i had inteded to gamedev today but didn't even start as usual
No.39165
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>>39158
skandi says mine is nice so I guess it's safe to take his rating
if you ask nicely I'll do it tonight!
No.39166
>>39152
America needs more good men like you! Thank you for your service.
>>39158
I'll drive a foot into you alright.
No.39167
>>39159
I have a 6~ inch buttplug and a vibrator I use in conjunction
>>39160
:3
>>39161
Now post butt
No.39168
>>39146
Yes!
>>39147
Have a picture on what it would look like? I think I want one but im not sure of what and where.
>>39148
oh
>>39156
I dont need proof, im witnessing it first hand!!
No.39170
>>39136
Yes I got alcohol, but not for my lunch break.
I'm going to drink with Skandi and Dunsel on Monday.
You should join us!
No.39171
I miss my Canadian Elizabeth
No.39172
>>39169
At least post belly?
No.39173
>>39168
I was working on this but never finished it. Would need to revise it.
No.39174
No.39175
>>39172
I'd have to do it tonight
I have a phone but literally no way to upload pics unless I'm on my mom's wifi
No.39176
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>>39168
Do you now? Also excuse me. I need do take care of something.
>pic related
No.39177
Accept his hands.
He will lead you the right way.
There is hope for everyone.
No.39179
>>39177
>Jesus will never fuck your ass and give you a reacharound
No.39180
>>39173
Oo looking nice, I like that its holding the pen
>>39176
Enjoy your journey
>>39177
No.39181
>>39164
>>39165
Haha you're gonna have to find another person if you want begging! I only look at the dicks of people desperate for me to see them >:3c
>>39166
ff
>>39170
Will do! I have that entire day off so. IPAs!!
>>39174
Do it.
No.39183
>>39178
>>39179
Think about what he went trough for you
No.39185
>>39183
I'm Jewish I caused that tbh
No.39191
>>39188
i'm all out of staring pics
No.39192
No.39193
>>39185
Jesus is also jewish
No.39195
>>39191
I only have these two i think. Anyway brb again.
No.39196
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No.39197
I am always around.
Thank you Akarin for spreading my message.
No.39198
When you pirate files, you're downloading COMMUNISM.
No.39199
>>39163
i thought of that but my long one is a beautiful thing, i love playing wth mine pushing it in and out
>>39167
I have a sujiman kupa bride onahole
chasitity cage
http://puu.sh/m1v2U/ba79e69e41.jpg
http://puu.sh/m1v4T/3d06d6987c.jpg
and
https://puu.sh/m1v87/6c570d0bf1.jpg
No.39202
>>39201
they are butt toys my friend
No.39203
>>39196
Then work on getting more
No.39204
>>39199
>tfw no boy to make me wear a tail buttplug
I'm not a furry but damn
No.39205
>>39202
When are you going to post pics of you using them?
No.39206
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>>39202
I meant the tongue thing.
No.39207
>>39204
That ones jade and black glass with midnight fox tail..
>>39205
Only for my lover im afraid..
>>39206
I like playing with mine.. its long i can push it up and down
No.39208
>no one taking jesus seriously
No.39209
>>39207
I just like biting it and try to pull my tongue away.
No.39210
>>39208
Aren't we all gods children?
No.39211
>>39208
I do take jesus seriously damn you!… sinner
>>39209
i can do that with my long one.. but im waiting on the opportunity to push it into a lovers urethra to draw out more pre
No.39213
>>39207
If you put an asterik in the corner of the pictures it makes it not count!!
>>39208
>posting a pic of our lord and savior on a board called /lewd/
No.39214
>>39213
dont be trying to tell me my toys don't get lots of use .. yu want to see a real photo?
No.39215
>>39211
Sounding isn't fun in the least.
No.39216
No.39217
>>39208
I don't see a problem with that.
No.39218
>>39211
I never really noticed before, but highground-Kun is pretty hot
No.39219
>>39215
That's just your opinion.
No.39220
Please everyone stand up,
Its time for praying.
>Vater unser im Himmel
>Geheiligt werde dein Name.
>Dein Reich komme.
>Dein Wille geschehe,
>wie im Himmel, so auf Erden.
>Unser tägliches Brot gib uns heute.
>Und vergib uns unsere Schuld,
>wie auch wir vergeben unsern Schuldigern.
>Und führe uns nicht in Versuchung,
>sondern erlöse uns von dem Bösen.
>Denn dein ist das Reich
>und die Kraft und die Herrlichkeit
>in Ewigkeit. Amen.
No.39221
>>39219
From my experience at least.
No.39222
>>39214
as long as your butt is in it
No.39224
tfw average butt
how do i like
be cute
No.39225
>>39221
You need to use a lot of lube.
if you don't use enough you're bound to have a bad time.
>>39224
You already are.
No.39227
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>>39215
It would be the pleasure and the pain aspect..
>>39218
Thats Jesus to you..
>>39219
Tak <3
>>39220
My lords prayer is thats no moon its a space station..
>>39222
Thats just wishful thinking senti.. I'm not a slut.. i save that for my lover.. its too personal. sorry
>>39216
HI G
>>39223
Hello bit.. you thinking of getting a piercing done?
>>39224
More squats post butt and we will tell you..
No.39228
>>39224
panties and stockings can help quite a bit tbh
No.39229
>>39225
Yeah thanks for that nugget of wisdom. I'll remember to do that next time someone wants to insert something in my piss hole.
>>39227
There's none of the former though.
No.39230
>>39224
By being yourself
>>39227
Why can't he be both? Only a sith deals in absolutes.
No.39231
>>39227
No I dont think so, im not that big on piercings
No.39233
>>39227
Magi.
>>39229
I'm serious.
Use more until you think you've used too much.
then use some more.
No.39234
>>39224
Squats, hiking and jogging help a lot, and then accentuate your features with correct shaped/colored clothing.
>>39227
I gonna see dat butt
>>39228
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!
No.39235
>>39232
HELLO G!
I MISSED YOU
No.39236
>>39234
heya senti you caught me getting ready before I head out how are you doing this loveley saturaday?
No.39237
>>39233
No I'm done doing that
No.39238
>>39232
What you been up to?
No.39240
>>39236
I'm good! Gonna stream some OPM and then go to work. Anime nerd girl is on shift so at least I get to talk about interesting stuff a bit. How are you?
No.39241
>>39235
I missed you too ^~^
*pets head*
No.39245
>>39237
what in particular?
sounding or using lube?
>>39243
hoho wow
No.39246
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>>39228
They can… but they have to show us for us to give final judgement dont' you think..
>>39229
There would be if i was using the tip of my tongue to rub around your tip and pus the bar in slowly from below, keeping licking a wrapping my tongue around your tip as i slowly slide it in, you have to go slow and gently but arouse the other person
>>39230
Thats why sith are the best…
>>39231
If you had to have one done where would you choose? I bet a lobe
>>39232
Love that pic G its cute
>>39233
Tak..
>>39234
Saved for a lover.. same as im an anal virgin… saved for my lover… so there you learn something every day,,
>>39236
Bardy Did you get those trips i sent you naughty boy~
>>39243
Thats a nice shapely butt
No.39247
>>39240
Doing pretty good woke up not long ago and tried hitting up one friend but him and his amigo are a little busy so that fell through but a couple minutes after that my friend from across town bugged me so that's fantastic. Hope you enjoy your work today sents
>>39243
That's the kinda booty that can raise a family of 4
No.39248
>>39245
The former.
>>39246
You assume.
No.39250
>>39243
Poses with pretty pink panties and tights!!!! I want them =_=
>>39247
Have fun hanging out with irls you silly normie!!
No.39251
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>>39248
I assume nothing.. i merely state that it can be done..
No.39252
>>39246
I trust you're doing well?
>>39248
Oh good.
That almost got dangerous for a moment there.
No.39253
>>39242
Oh are you going to get better pictures soon or do you want me to do it?!
>>39246
MY DICK! No ummm yes I guess. That is the one most people go for not fair!
No.39254
>>39251
Best not to be so sure of yourself.
>>39252
Yeah no I'm not a monster.
No.39255
>>39250
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
No.39256
>>39246
T-Thank you, I guess :3
No.39257
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>>39252
You know the answer to that as much as you know how I'll answer you now tak… no.. but it is how it is.. but as far as your question goes… i'm coping fine..
>>39254
I'm not being cocky.. i'm being honest..
No.39258
>>39250
maybe when you're older
No.39260
>>39259
>>39259
>>39259
>>39259
>>39259
>>39259
>>39259
>>39259
>>39259
>>39259
>>39259
I'm back again with a new thread!