No.49243
Please let her in edition
No.49246
>>49245
You wouldn't let her cuddle with you?
No.49247
>>49246
I would im just playing hard to get
No.49249
xth for mayakas in your lap
No.49251
>>49250
Then you better start changing some things up!
No.49254
>>49253
its impossible I can only be Burt nothing else
No.49255
>>49254
Nothing is impossible..I think
No.49256
>>49255
So I can become the flash or a green lantern?!
>tfw fighting the reverse flash and zoom in Dark Souls
No.49257
bf is ignoring me even when I told him im feeling kinda down today
damn
No.49258
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>>49257
Is okay I won't ignore you, unless it gets annoying then I will
No.49259
>>49256
Sure in 2200 years or in your dreams
No.49260
>>49257
They're not the one~
No.49262
>>49257
He found out he was getting cucked
>>49261
Dont do it!
No.49263
>>49258
Maybe if I ever feel like getting bullied, which I wont.
>>49260
Seems that way. Even tho he works "hard" for me I suppose.
>>49262
Its not that.
No.49265
>>49263
Works hard for you?
What does that mean?
No.49267
>>49265
He has two jobs, three if you consider his small side business. I don't have a job, so its kinda like he works for me too.
No.49269
>>49267
Oh, so they actually supply for you?
I mean, I suppose that doesn't sound as bad.
It's kind of hard to really know what to do when someone feels down. So, maybe I shouldn't talk so bad of them.
No.49271
>>49268
Hey you didn't drown
No.49272
>>49266
>tfw got three gifts on steam from friends
I have honestly never felt better or more loved then ever before
No.49274
>>49272
Then being Burt isn't so bad!
>>49273
No.49275
>>49274
Nothing personel, kiddo
No.49276
>>49269
Its a strange situation. You want attention but they are too tired from work.
I understand where he is coming from, but still.
No.49278
Beer is surprisingly good chaser.
No.49279
>>49273
Are you checking his teeth cause you are a dentist?
>>49274
I didnt get them anything so I am a terrible person
No.49280
>>49276
I think the best thing to do would somehow be to snuggle up to them without demanding much attention.
Like, idle snuggles that they don't really pay attention to?!
Eeeh…
But even being around people can make them less comfortable unless they're really used to you being around.
No.49283
>>49278
Run! The Canadians are coming with their slut syrup!
>>49279
Well if you can't spend much money right now im sure that they understand. Im pretty sure they know that. Maybe..I dont know :(
>>49281
but that is my front
No.49284
>>49283
>slut syrup
Is that syrup that came from a slut?
Or syrup meant for a slut?
No.49285
>>49284
Syrup that makes you into a slut. Canadian syrup only. Its in the books
No.49286
>>49283
They probably hate me now like everyone else…Im a horrible person
No.49287
What's everyone up to this evening?
No.49288
>>49287
teasing you on steam nothing much
No.49289
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No.49291
>>49285
I don't even like maple syrup. I prefer artificial.
No.49292
>>49287
bf dont want to watch yryr with me.
I guess Im just going to sleep then ;_;
No.49293
>>49287
Just finished watching The Guardian since it was on tv and literally just turned on the wii u, decided to forgo the alcohol since it was a little too late to start and I wasn't long awake so I would have been up all night drunk and that wouldn't be good, how about you?
No.49294
>>49286
Ok I hate you now!
>>49287
Not looking for fap material and on /v/
No.49295
>>49291
The fuck is wrong with you
No.49296
>>49291
Im sure you had some as a kid, its to late for you now remember?
No.49297
Who wants to play some Insurgency? If not I shall play Elite Dangerous!
No.49298
>>49287
I was crying on Miles' shoulder until I felt better, and now I'm going to bed.
No.49299
>>49295
What. Do you enjoy the bitter taste of tree-trash?
No.49300
>>49296
I've had it as a kid and recently, both times I acknowledge that it is terrible.
No.49301
>>49298
Aww, what was wrong?
No.49302
>>49297
if you like insurgency you should take a look at "Squad".
http://store.steampowered.com/app/393380/
No.49303
>>49294
Bit not you too…
i guess everyone really does hate me…
>>49299
Yeah cause I have taste
No.49304
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>>49287
Bout to start playing more MGQ
>>49274
>tfw bit is gonna kill gropy for me
I like it
No.49305
No.49307
>>49305
You are the one with bad taste!
>>49306
WOW LEWD!
No.49308
>>49301
I took a nostalgic drunk trip down the "everyone hates me and I'm terrible" road, but he managed to fix me up eventually because he's kinda fantastic.
No.49309
>>49302
Yeah, I'm going to save up for it. I'm trying to save for a WiiU and Xenoblade Chronicles X.
>>49304
Fucking lame ass cracka. I guess I'll play some Elite Dangerous then!
>>49308
That's great, you two are meant for each other! Sleep well skandi.
No.49310
I'm horny but too drunk to do anything about it.
Someone end me.
No.49311
>>49309
Me and bit haven't made progress in almost 2 days on MGQ even though we are so close to the end. We have to have our VN time. If you are still awake in about 2-4 hrs we can play then maybe.
>>49310
Well do something about it anyways
No.49312
>>49311
You are not the boss of me.
No.49314
>>49310
How about you get a belt and tie it around your neck. Not too tight, not yet. As you're jerking off, 10 seconds before you climax, pull on the belt until it's choking you enough that you can't breath and cum while you are gasping for air. Make sure to shoot it all over your belly! It'll be the best orgasm ever. Trust me.
>>49311
I'll be awake!
No.49316
>>49314
>lewd is trying to fool me into drunk suicide
Harsh, but I can take a hint.
No.49317
>>49316
>drunk suicide
Huh? It's what I do.
No.49319
>>49314
>Local man dies drunk in a fap to choke accident, more news at 11
No.49320
>ITT: Plebs who can't into autoerotic asphyxiation
No.49321
>>49314
>choking you enough that you can't breath and cum while you are gasping for air.
memories…..
No.49323
>>49322
Oh hey you are back.
Why did you leave?
No.49324
>>49323
Like why I left an hour ago or?…
No.49325
>>49321
Lewd!
>>49322
Use your hands.
No.49326
>>49319
>He died the way he lived
>Alone and masturbating
No.49327
>>49326
It wouldn't be alone if it was with all of you!
No.49328
>>49324
I did not saw your posting for some weeks.
No.49329
>>49327
That's almost as alone as it gets!
No.49330
>>49327
>Having 5 people choke you while you fap
No.49331
>>49325
For choking? How much farther does this joke go
>>49328
I was abducted by isis
>>49330
I think your wind pipe would collapse
No.49332
>>49330
Thats one way to go
No.49333
Now time to go stream Elite Dangerous
>>49329
You'll be there for me, Canada.
>>49330
Woah, that's too kinky for my person!
>>49331
>joke
No.49334
>>49333
Ill choke you to death noun
No.49336
>>49333
I'll get right on it
>>49334
Watch it Burt
No.49337
>>49331
Maaybe
>>49332
The Noun way!
>>49333
Its your destiny now and have fun!
No.49339
>>49336
Well I'm gonna record it so yeah Ill watch it
No.49340
>>49339
I'll kill you first
No.49342
>>49341
I wouldn't wanna kill you though, I'd be to scared you come back as the first zombie or something.
No.49343
>>49338
Haunter, my steam on phone is down. I hope it will be up again very soon. I dont think I can fall asleep without you so please stay up.
No.49344
>>49342
fuck…
why would you even think that?
Guess I'll just go choke noun to death
No.49345
>>49343
Pls reply if you are lurking, haunty.
No.49346
>>49344
ALright! Sheesh! I'll kill you.
No.49347
EVERYONE CALM DOWN PLEASE. NO ONE HAS TO DIE TONIGHT. WE ALL WILL BE FINE!
No.49348
I'm too excited. I have to die tonight, no one is fine.
No.49350
>>49348
You dont have to die?
Why do you think that?
No.49353
Is steam working for you guys?
No.49354
>>49345
i am here, i wasn't looking at 8ch
No.49355
>>49352
Special persons invite club that is what I am talking about!
>>49353
YESS!
No.49356
>>49353
not the phone app it seems but on the pc yes
>>49355
Oh yeah you are invited too
No.49357
>>49354
AAAAAA YEY!
im in bed now :3
I hope steam is working soon again.
No.49358
No.49359
>>49356
I has nevers been happiers in my wholes entires life
No.49360
>>49358
I wish I had someone to love
at most all I can get is someone to lust
No.49363
tfw not dead
tfw not drunk
No.49364
No.49365
>>49359
Thats ams good you dildo
No.49366
>>49362
I want to feel your lips ;_;
No.49367
>>49366
i want to feel yours too
No.49368
>>49367
I want to feel much more of you b-but i think we should keep it clean here.
No.49370
>>49368
i know you want to be lewd in the front of everyone
this is why you are here
No.49373
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>>49371
It takes one to know one
No.49374
>>49370
No its because steam is down. R-realy.
i kissed the last post of yours and in this moment it started to play the .gif. It was realy cute. Im going to kiss now every of your posts
No.49375
>trying to dock in Elite Dangerous
What a fucking nightmare.
>>49361
Except me!
No.49376
>>49372
You're a lady Burt
No.49377
>>49375
I love you more than they ever could!
No.49378
>>49374
I mean the post with the cat-girl.
No.49379
>>49376
Shit my secret is out!
I gotta leave now!
No.49380
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>>49374
restart you cellphone or something , i am going to sleep too
No.49381
>>49375
Should I buy the game and teach you how to play it~
No.49382
>>49379
Burt is a real gurl confirmed
I gotta go do dishes anyways before i'm crushed under the weight of this monarchy
No.49383
>>49377
A given.
>>49381
This game is too complicated for you, Kyoko. Your primitive feminine mind would never understand!
No.49384
>>49373
Mega pervert
>>49375
That sounds…interesting
No.49385
>>49383
As long as you know. But I must do more dishes. Then i'll be back to watch you more
No.49386
>>49382
STOP SAYING IT OUT LOUD!
No.49387
>>49385
It's something I could never forget!
No.49389
>>49388
Buy me video games to noun
No.49390
>tfw steam is realy unstable right now
ALL I WANT IS TALKING TO HAUNTER TILL I FALL ASLEEP
No.49391
No.49392
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>>49375
Oh, really?
I wouldn't be too sure!
No.49393
Moe, quit lurking you freak. I know you're here!
>>49388
>>49390
You think money grows on trees??!
No.49394
>>49393
IT DOES IF YOU OWN AN APPLE ORCHARD
No.49395
>>49382
Did I hear 'real girl'?
No.49396
>>49394
Then its still apples growing from tree
No.49397
akarin you cant message me on steam?
No.49398
>>49396
Literally yes but figuratively its money cause you sell the apples
No.49399
>>49397
N-no…. for some reason its not working. Was very unstable. My latest messages didnt reached you!
No.49400
>>49392
Lets make it happen.
>>49394
I'm no botanist!
No.49401
>>49399
you have skype or something?
No.49402
Hi /lewd/
How is everyone?
No.49403
>>49400
I'm a Burtanist
>>49402
Hi you look nice tonight
No.49404
>>49401
I guess i have it somewhere on my pc.
No.49405
>>49393
Please take a seat, the doctor will be with you in a moment.
No.49406
>>49402
Hello good and you?
No.49407
>>49375
I didn't know you were into docking
No.49408
>>49400
It's not going to be that easy.
I feel like I should probably stick to one avatar rather than posting random images… But, I just can't decide what to use that I'm not already using elsewhere!
No.49409
>>49402
feel like human trash, hbu big sis?
No.49411
>>49403
Hello Burt! Thank you!
You look wonderful, yourself!
>>49406
I'm alright, but I'd be better if you'd read to me with your sultry voice
No.49412
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>>49402
Doing good. Just looking up some docking tutorials for Elite Dangerous.
>>49407
I was talking about the game you pervert!
>>49408
Just get a folder of an anime girl you like and post her. Or post randoms. it don't really matter.
No.49413
>>49410
I kiss-rape you while you are asleep and there is nothing you can do against it. HAHA…
No.49414
>>49412
Noun wtf is that?!
No.49415
>>49412
I already have lots of anime girl folders for whatever reason.
People who post cute anime girls are often cuter~
No.49416
>>49409
If you're human-trash, I'm human-used needles!
>>49412
Of course you were
No.49417
>>49415
>People who post cute anime girls are often cuter
Not always true, I'm afraid
But it's true for me
No.49418
>>49416
dont talk that way about yourself big sis. you're sweet and nice.
No.49419
>>49411
w-wait a minute i just got used to "nice"
this is to much!
No.49420
No.49421
>>49415
>people who post cute anime girls are often cuter
HA
No.49422
>>49414
Docking in Elite Dangerous, of course.
>>49415
I'll find a character that suits you. Hold on. Here, try her. Don't know her name, just typed "Submissive anime girls" into google image search. I'm sure you'll find out who she is though!
No.49423
>>49418
Flattery will get you everywhere, himouto
>>49419
I felt it'd be redundant if we called each other "nice"
Besides, you're wonderful!
No.49424
>>49420
hey daddy what's up
No.49425
>>49422
I talked about the picture
No.49426
>>49408
Wait for Winter anime season and fine a qt to screenshot!
>>49411
O-Oh! I can't do that!
No.49428
>>49423
doesn't seem to have gotten me very far tbh
No.49429
>>49426
I guess it can't be helped…
Let me know if you change your mind!
No.49430
>>49423
I'm not wonderful.. I could deal with nice but this is too much…
No.49431
>>49424
I just relaized its wearing a trump cap. Noice.
>>49427
U-huh?
>.<
No.49432
>>49428
Keep trying, it might pay off
>>49430
I won't take "no" for an answer! You're wonderful!~
No.49433
>>49413
it's not rape if i want it
No.49435
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No.49436
>>49431
I know how much you want love twumpy-wumpy
>>49432
Feelin' a bullet in my brain'd get me closer to where I want to be
No.49437
>>49432
FINE! I am wonderful and you are too cause you are so nice to me!
No.49439
>>49422
Whaat?!
Jeez!
I don't recognize her, though…
And I only make folders myself on a whim!
>>49421
It's true, hamster-girl.
>>49417
It's a rough concept.
A cute girl being posted by a bad poster will instead ruin the girl.
No.49440
>>49436
I'll shoot something in your dome, but it wouldn't be a bullet!
>>49437
Then it's agreed!
What have you got planned for tonight, Burt?
No.49441
>>49405
Oh god, not another dose!
No.49442
goodnight akarin i love you
No.49443
>>49439
Seems logical enough
How are you, mistress?
>>49441
Thanks doc
No.49445
>>49433
w-would you still like it if im going to kiss you on other spots?
I wish I could wake you up with a kiss, making brakefest for you and a very nice blowjob under the cover, that will be my brakefest
>///<
No.49447
>>49440
You are too persistent I couldn't fight it any longer
Gonna watch some more Arrow and maybe play a game, you?
No.49448
>>49439
I suppose it's better than homestuck cough cough
>>49440
Hmu ;)))))
No.49449
>>49442
Goood night hunny. Sweet dreams.
I will miss you.
No.49450
>>49445
>akari still thinks hes straight after typing the most faggoty shit ever like that
lmao whatever homo
No.49451
>>49445
Akari grew up so fast~
>>49447
I'm very persistent, you'll find
Arrow? I'm not familiar with it, is it good? Are there cute girls? Can I watch with you? I need answers
No.49453
>>49443
I suppose the drugs will help us operate better in Insurgency. I'll have to give a dose to Chijo as well.
>>49445
So devious~
No.49454
Fine I'll just do dishes! Mobile posting is a hassle anyways
No.49455
>>49445
>>49449
>giving me a boner when i'm about to sleep
No.49456
>>49450
>>49451
I-Its not what it looks like
No.49457
>>49441
You'll start feeling the effects shortly, don't try and fight it.
No.49458
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>>49451
Its a show based on the Green Arrow comic, yes its good, yes but not 2d, I guess you could I knew how to stream netflix and didnt switch tabs often or had a second monitor.
No.49459
>>49455
IM SORRY HUNNY.
I SHOULD BE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW AND TAKE CARE OF IT ;_;
No.49460
>>49456
suck my dick and cut yourself for me you stupid homo FREAK
No.49462
>>49460
akarin is my fuccboi you fagot, gtfo
>>49459
if only steam were working for you
No.49463
>>49457
>kyoko will never drug you and have his way with your unconscious body
seppuku time
>>49458
I will be honest, I am more a Marvel comics guy than DC, so I wouldn't be very interested, but I might check it out. I love archery-based heroes
You don't really have to stream it for me, btw, you can still be wonderful!
No.49464
>>49460
>doing something for you
Is your name Haunter or what?
No.49465
>>49462
>>49464
want me to post the chat logs from 3 fucking days ago, queer?
No.49466
>>49461
Yeah I know I watched that and the PPV he was in
>>49463
Me too but the DC tv shows are great. If you say so, as long as you still think I am wonderful
No.49467
Thinking of putting my steam to private so my bf would ask if im playing cs with someone and get jealous.
No.49468
>>49467
That seems very strange but I'm not one to judge
Hi toodles
No.49469
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>>49465
what are you talking about?
No.49470
>>49463
Such an absolute outlook~
No.49471
>>49465
>posting chatlogs
That's kind rude tbh.
>>49467
I think you just need to be straight up with him and quit stringing him along, to be honest.
No.49472
>>49469
oh nothing :)
>>49471
i couldnt get on steam if i wanted to anyway, its a moot point.
No.49474
>>49468
Im passive aggressive. Also hi!
>>49471
Im not good at reasoning with people when im mad, but I guess I could try that.
No.49475
>>49470
I have a fantasy where I go on a dinner date with someone, and I slip away to use the restroom. While I'm gone, my drink is drugged and I am none-the-wiser. As we enjoy conversation and a few laughs, I struggle to stay conscious, and then my date gets the check and takes me to his car. We proceed to a dark alleyway, and while I slip in and out of consciousness, I am taken advantage of ruthlessly and then dumped in the street
Not that I want you to do that, or anything…
>>49474
I tend to be not so passive these days, it sometimes works out for the better.
How are you?
No.49476
HELP, UMARU IS CRYING!
WHAT DO YOU DO?
No.49477
>>49473
what, you wanna cut yourself for me too?
No.49478
>>49476
buy soda chips and geemu
No.49479
>>49476
Give her colas to drink and mango to read
No.49481
>>49475
Why would I dump you in the street? I'd take you back to my place and tie you up for continual use, until you're fully broken.
No.49483
>>49443
It's late at night and I want stuff to happen but nothing is.
>>49448
Probably. It's kind of…
Feels like I want to avoid it now.
No.49485
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No.49488
>>49475
I feel terrible today tbh
You?
No.49489
>>49481
I guess that is also an acceptable chain of events
>>49488
I'm alright, had a nice evening with a cousin who's visiting with her kids, and I became their favorite uncle. They tired me out playing
Anything I can help with?
No.49490
No.49491
>>49490
Don't read that, Burt! You're too wonderful to know how degenerate I am
No.49492
>>49489
I'd make sure you're well fed, giving you lots to drink…
No.49493
>>49491
Its okay I dont know how to read
No.49494
>>49453
A dose of what?..
>>49476
Memes go and stay go
No.49495
>>49489
I had a small lan party today, and I suppose it was fun, but everyone was smoking and I was annoyed by that. And I guess we, erm, served refreshments so I got bit drunk and now im detoxing so im bit cranky.
I just joined a 1-8 winning team in csgo and we won pretty ezy and I got my level two and got some deagle skin so im pretty happy now. Thanks for help but I'll be allright I suppose.
You can't make my bf not neglect me anyways.
No.49496
>>49492
I get the feeling you're not talking about water
>>49493
Thank goodness! I almost got scared for a second there
No.49497
>>49494
>look up a "HELP UMARU IS CRYING" thread on desu /a/
>see you posting in it
I thought that was kinda funny.
No.49498
No.49499
>>49496
You might need some to wash it all down.
No.49500
>>49494
Hi lewdie, are you a newbie here?
>>49495
I feel communication helps
Anyway, I really hope things get sorted for you
No.49501
>>49499
But then I wouldn't taste whatever it is you're planning on making me drink!
I like to get a thorough taste of what goes down my throat… I'll just tough it out without water
No.49502
>>49497
W-what?! That isn't me!.. Haven't posted on /a/ in forever. Unless you're talking about when I did. Cause I did post in one of threads.. But that would be weird if you found that.
>>49500
Mobile fun goofed my post
No.49503
>>49502
It was from a thread back in november I think. I was looking through all of the "UMARU IS CRYING" threads cause I thought they were pretty cute. Plus I loved the anon reactions.
>flay her
>punch her
>kick her
>step on her
>rape that hamster
No.49505
>>49501
I wonder how much you could taste with it pouring directly down your throat.
No.49506
>>49503
Oh that's embarrassing. I only posted on /a/ cause I was looking for a friend who randomly told me to never talk to him and that I should kill myself.
No.49507
>>49500
I think I fucked up the communication part right now.
Also I hope things get sorted out too, but sometimes I feel like im talking to a brick wall when im talking to him.
No.49508
>>49506
You ever seen a haircut so good that you wanted to off yourself?
No.49509
>>49508
Every time I look in the mirror. You do all the work, I'll take all the credit for it.
No.49510
>>49505
I doubt I'd taste as much of it as I'd like to
>>49502
Hi chijo
How are you tonight?
No.49511
>>49510
Good, I think. Things are pretty chill today. Just cleaning cleaning cleaning then doing nothing. How are you?
No.49512
>>49509
You're my little freak now.
No.49514
>>49512
Always will be yours when can I carve your name!!
No.49515
>>49511
I'm fine, had some family time and got my exercise playing with the kids
Now it's time to relax
>>49512
Is this a new meme?
No.49517
>>49515
Hope it wasn't to annoying playing with em
best meme
No.49518
>>49517
I like kids! My niece and nephew that came by kept asking me to throw them in the air, and toss them on the couch etc
They're adorable, I don't get annoyed by kids too easily
No.49519
>>49513
It's confirmed, bit likes to torture his balls!
>>49514
Send it to alienmode@gmail.com in a couple days you little freeeeeeeeeeak. Freak.
>>49515
Sam Hyde provides the best memes.
No.49520
Check out this super rare skin that is totally rare
No.49521
>>49518
They annoy me cause once i play with them its all they do or want from me. Glad you enjoyed yourself tho
>>49519
Buuut its forr youu, you little freakkkk, cut yourself.
No.49522
>>49519
That is false you little cuck!
>>49520
Wow looks super rare
No.49523
>>49520
What the fuck killing floor has skins too…?
No.49524
>>49523
Yeah and it has cases too
>>49520
we need to play together sometime soon
No.49526
>>49522
thanks
>>49523
yes skins are important for a pre alpha game
>>49524
then do it
No.49527
>>49525
Not as much as you like to~
>>49523
It's fucking stupid.
>skins/cases/market in an early access game
They better not pull this shit off with Rising Storm 2: Vietnam. I swear to god if they do I'll be fucking pissed.
No.49528
>>49527
I was going to refute that, but you made me your bitch once or twice and you probably know what you're talking about
No.49529
>>49527
I doubt they will, they'll just put in pay walls for extra content and op weapons like they always do.
No.49530
>>49528
That was too much fun.
>>49529
>ruining my Vietnam experience
Literally my favorite war and they dare ruin it for me? If this turns out to be true, we shall behead the tripwire marketers at once! Are you with me?
No.49531
>>49530
I've been waiting! Let's start a crusade against game shilling. No more cut content! No more preorder bs!
No.49532
>>49530
Cold War > Vietnam
No.49533
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>>49531
"Down with cut content! Down with preorder exclusives!"
"WHAT?! GAMESTOP PREORDER BONUS OF EXCLUSIVE COSMETIC ARMORS?! TAKE MY MONEY"
No.49534
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>>49528
>>49532
>>49533
That was a quick allegiance change!
No.49535
>>49533
>not realizing its cut content
Shouldn't have to pay for a game you don't even know works yet just to get the full experience! I get it tho, those preorders sound pretty nice often..
No.49536
>>49531
>>49533
"You cut our content, we cut your dicks!'
>>49532
The cold war was the best time to become an illegal international gun salesman. I'll have to disagree with you, despite the possibility of finding my waifu in that time period if I pursued that path in life!
I'm just attracted to shitholes and harsh environments. That's why I some day wish to travel to Africa.
>>49534
Karu?
No.49537
>>49536
Lets march straight to CA!
No.49538
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>>49534
Hiya Homu
I'm just saying, a lot of people against cut content change their mind when some flashy cosmetic is waved in front of their face
>>49535
I don't even play video games, it's just an observation I made
>>49536
>going to africa
Look up "jigger removal" on youtube, see if you still want to go after that…
No.49539
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>>49536
No.
>>49538
I meant your name!
No.49540
>>49538
>I'm just saying, a lot of people against cut content change their mind when some flashy cosmetic is waved in front of their face
I don't change my mind, I just want the fucking shiny cosmetic or extra race or special tag/weapon but I'll but it angrily
No.49541
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>>49539
I was ordered to
Kyoko is my master after all
No.49542
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>>49540
Stand by your decision, and stop buying it, even regretfully. Otherwise it means nothing
Silly~
No.49543
>>49542
I tend to for the most part, but every once in awhile they dangle something too good in my face and I can't resist. But to be fair I wanted to preorder TWW the moment I heard it was coming out. Which was long before they started shilling it
No.49544
>>49538
Nevermind, I don't wanna go there anymore. Way to crush my dreams, dunsel!
>>49537
Lets do it!
>>49539
Whoops, confused you with someone!
No.49546
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>>49544
I'm so sorry you had to find out this way, Noun
No.49547
>>49544
Alright, if our meetup doesn't turn into just sex and drugs we'll do it.
No.49548
>trying to dock an octagon on a constantly rotating axis
Fucking christ this is enough to turn my hair white.
I need a smoke.
No.49549
>>49546
I hope kyoko makes you tear your fingernails off! Ahaha!
>>49547
Me on the top.
No.49550
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>>49547
>sex and drugs
No rock n' roll?
No.49551
>>49545
Is that your highest leveled class?
No.49552
>>49548
>tfw can't go smoke with Noun
>>49549
Always will be~
>>49550
Knowing him, there will be.
No.49553
>>49551
Yes I dont play it much and its my only leveled class
No.49554
>>49545
DS2 has changed a lot since I last played.
No.49555
>>49548
That reminds me of that scene in interstellar
No.49556
>>49548
You better learn how to quit!
No.49557
>>49554
u changed a lot since the last tyme i playd
No.49558
>>49556
I'll make him quit one day
No.49559
>>49552
Grab a pack of marborol and we'll go out and take a smoke break in sync. It'll be like I'm there.
>>49555
This game is like Interstellar mixed with Star Wars and Blade Runner or some shit. It's great, can't wait to play Star Citizen.
>>49556
Someday!
Dunsel, make a new thread you nerd.
No.49560
>>49558
Hmmm then I shall wish you luck
>>49559
Make someday today! Or else!
No.49561
Time to go to bed before I say something dumb.
Gn lewdies 💗
No.49563
No.49564
>>49559
I meant weed! I'd glad stand out there and puff with ya. But it's really cold here and I can only image being warm around you so it wouldn't be the same. Though I'd start smoking if you really wanted me too plz no
>>49560
All I need is acid! send acid
>>49561
Should have said something dumb then left, but goodnight toodles! That ten hour skype call was something