No.49565
First for Noun is best boy
No.49566
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Second best, flattest chest
That's me!
No.49567
>>49566
>tfw my chest hasn't been flat since I was 7
No.49569
Dunsel how many masters do you have ?!
No.49570
>>49564
No more drugs! Just slap him every time he wants one, he would probably start enjoying that sooner or later lol
No.49571
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>>49569
Still not as much as you
No.49572
>>49568
Isis will always love you
No.49573
>>49568
Every played love games while drinking bailey's from a shoe?
No.49574
>>49571
I have none ? except for frenchie I call him master sometimes..
No.49575
>>49570
> Just slap him every time he wants one, he would probably start enjoying that sooner or later
Do you know how many times I'd have to be beaten before that? That's a good idea But drugs are good! cigs are bad!
No.49576
>>49572
Isis doesn't like me
>>49573
No cause no one loves or want to play love games with me
No.49577
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>>49574
Kyoko knows he's my master above all
No.49578
>>49577
Does dotter know this ? Are you cucking him ~
No.49579
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>>49578
Dott and I weren't a serious thing, cucking can't happen
No.49580
No.49581
>>49575
Well that depends what drug but both are bad bad!!
>>49576
Im sure someone does stop saying that!
No.49582
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>>49576
I love you like a brother!
No.49583
>>49575
>But drugs are good! cigs are bad!
Chijo I like you but dang that is retarded
Both are bad
No.49585
>>49583
>>49581
>both are bad
What are you faggots prohibitionist or something?
No.49586
>>49584
I'm jealous I can't do them responsibly so I lash out and call drug users degenerates
No.49587
>>49581
Nope no one at all
>>49582
I love you like a brother too
No.49589
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>>49587
>I love you like a brother too
No.49590
>>49586
People who do drugs are whatever as long as they aren't massive tools or shitheads about it
No.49591
>>49585
Hmph its your body do what you want.
>>49587
Yes! You just gotta try harder! Faster! etc
No.49592
>>49588
That is one cute gif
No.49595
>>49594
I will try to help everyday!
No.49596
>>49595
You are good people bit
No.49597
>>49565
Thank you Chijo for reserving my spot as best boy. You always got my back!
No.49598
>>49597
Who are you again?
No.49599
>>49598
I'm nobody, just an old meme hired to do some wetwork.
No.49601
>>49597
Always will as long as I'm around <3
No.49602
Moe, my comments are packed with love, DON'T DELETE THEM!!
No.49603
>>49599
Sounds gay
>>49600
You are gooder people though
No.49604
>>49603
Nope you're better
No.49605
>>49604
You are way better trust me!
No.49606
>never could dock this shit
I was about to punch a fucking hole through my monitor.
No.49607
>>49605
I refuse, now accept you're better than me
>>49606
>Noun has a docking fetish
Duly noted
No.49608
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>>49605
>>49604
We're all good people!
Except for desu, he belongs under my shoe~
>>49607
Don't let Noun try to fool you, he's really into docking
No.49609
>>49606
>Docking simulator
No.49610
>>49607
If you dont admit you are better then me I will leave!
>>49608
I am not!
No.49611
>>49607
>yfw one side of that station is the size of the Fallout 4 map
>>49608
I love docking big, thick space stations~
It's even more lewd when they gyrate and knock me off balance.
>>49609
Chijo, I told you not to show anyone that pic of you I made you take!!
No.49612
>>49608
I agree with that statement to a current extent and it seems like it lol
>>49610
As long as you know you're better im fine with that. Just come back in 5 minutes
No.49613
>>49610
How about you're both equally as good?
No.49614
>>49612
FUCK
You werent supposed to call my bluff…
>>49613
No he is better and he and everyone knows it!
No.49615
>>49613
Hmph im leaving for a bit
>>49614
This is the second time hehe, I shall settle with equal.
No.49616
>>49611
But I almost drowned in the bath tub
No.49617
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>>49611
Request permission for my station, you can dock there any time, as long as you know how to handle your ship!
No.49618
>>49615
I wont cause you are so much better then me I cant even pretend I am close your equal
No.49620
>>49610
>tfw will never actually be a real pirate, my only true dream in life
>tfw the only game that let me be a pirate died
No.49621
>>49620
Let's go join a Somalian pirate gang!
It wouldn't be very romantic, though…
No.49622
>>49616
I know, but I wouldn't allow you to die unless it was by my hands.
>>49617
Gonna need to pump your station up for maximum docking efficiency.
>>49620
>mfw I spent over 300 hours trading in that game
>cost me 150$ to get into early alpha
I don't regret it. That game was cozy as fuck and I met a great person in it.
No.49623
Dunsy has some presents for you guys~
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iX3oN3xn3R
No.49624
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>>49622
It's a smaller station. But it still has some wiggle to it, and a bigger ship would dock snugly as long as the pilot was good!
Bad E:D jokes aside, what game is that you're talking about? I'm curious
No.49625
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>>49623
>actually posting it
I'm so degenerate
Thank you master
No.49626
>>49625
I DIDN'T SEE OT HEAR ANYTHING!!!
No.49628
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>>49626
Thank goodness you didn't
It's pretty lewd stuff, look away Burt! Avert your precious eyes!
No.49629
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No.49630
>>49624
The game is Archeage. It's an open world sandbox MMORPG. It's good, but the game is hidden behind a paywall.
No.49632
>>49630
What server did you play on?
No.49633
>>49631
You look wonderful today!
Burt?
…Burt?
…BUUUURT?!?!
No.49634
>>49622
Only way I really wanna go. It would be the most enjoyable personally.
No.49636
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>>49635
I'm sorry burt
I can't be as wonderful as you!
No.49638
>>49636
Its okay you are still wonderful
>>49637
No.49639
>>49632
I played on Aranzeb. Fucking goon squad dude they ruled the waters…
>>49634
Good!
No.49640
>>49638
You're the best Burt!
No.49644
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>>49643
Why are they wearing masks?
No.49646
>>49639
My guild ruled the waters on Lucius. Was fun being notorious. Especially when everyone on the server thought I was the guild leader when I really wasn't.
No.49649
>>49646
>tfw not good enough in any mmo you play where you are in a well-known or infamous guild
No.49650
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>>49648
>>49649
Get Black desert when it comes out and I will teach you things!
No.49653
BURT
WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON
IM TRIPPING BALLS
No.49656
>>49646
I travelled alone most of the time. I never really liked playing with big guilds. I met a cool dude and we became trading buddies throughout the rest of my time playing. We eventually parted ways and never spoke to each other again :<
I miss you JarchAngel ;_;
No.49657
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>>49656
I remember you talking about that one day, a while back
RIP he will be missed
No.49659
>>49657
He's gone, but definitely not forgotten.
No.49661
>>49649
It's the first mmo I ever made a presence with the community in. But I was well known and had a lot of fun. I miss it so much!
>>49656
I'm going to hijack your ship and steal your packs, Nouny~
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No.49663
>>49661
I hope your ship's breathing packs aren't charged and you drown as you try and swim to the depths for my pack.
No.49667
>>49663
Oh those things? We rarely use them, we got these potions that let us breath under water for over half an hour. How do you think we hijack ships when big guilds try to do kraken runs? Just have 2 full raids stealthed under the water, waiting.
What should I buy with all your money?
No.49668
>>49666
I already knew this Satan
No.49669
>>49667
>try and make an HONEST living in that game, being a cozy trader sailing the waters to the furthest part of Auroria from the mainland to get that extra gold
>travel alone, literally no threat at all
>get destroyed by filthy pirates who'd rather take the easy way out of making money and steal from the working man
You pirates are disgusting. DISGUSTING.
No.49671
>>49670
Yup I knew. Im sure everyone knew this
No.49672
>>49669
Isn't that your dream…?
No.49673
>>49671
NO ONE KNEW THIS NO ONE AT ALL
No.49674
>>49669
The money was an afterthought, never really mattered to us. We just loved taking it from you~
No.49675
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>>49673
You're sounding more like a pervert now! Pervert!!!!
No.49676
>>49675
I WAS JUST JOKING
I am not a pervert…
No.49678
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>>49674
Having something forcefully taken… Well, it can be quite a rush, no?~
No.49679
>>49677
Jeez understand what a joke is! I am the opposite of a pervert
No.49680
>>49679
Bluff wont work this time
No.49681
>>49678
Especially when the prey is so helpless pinned down, accepting it's fate.
No.49682
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>>49681
If you're the predator, I don't mind being willing prey!
No.49683
>>49680
Its not a bluff… stop being mean to me!
No.49684
i try to masturbate but i dont have enoug to one and when i cum it isnt whole and my masturbate is fire
No.49685
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>>49683
Don't listen to him, you're wonderful!
No.49686
>>49683
Hmmm sure I will stop for now..perv
No.49687
>>49685
You're wonderful
>>49686
bully…
No.49689
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No.49690
>>49674
Brat.
>>49684
I think you have a sexually transmitted disease. You should get that looked at. Here, show me how you do it on skype, I'll see what I can do for you.
No.49691
>>49689
>Bring on the flat chests
Hell yeah, mother fucker
No.49693
>>49688
>>49689
You learned it from clown…
No.49694
>>49693
but im not a bully
No.49695
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>>49693
No idea what you are talking about. You think just cause he has to deal with me 24/7 he picked up on my bullying skills?
No.49696
>>49694
You're a Burt bullier
The worst kind
>>49695
I know you are training him!
No.49697
>>49695
>>49696
Im not a bully damn it!!! Im nice!
No.49702
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>>49696
Nope, not yet at least. He was a natural born bully
>>49697
Then bully my cock with your mouth you big bully you.
>>49700
Morning
No.49703
>>49701
I'm sorry…
thats just me being a bad person again…
Ill just leave
No.49704
>>49702
Slapping it around should be enough
>>49703
If you know im not a bully now you can stay!
No.49708
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>>49705
Do it Noun, just know that even if he says no its secretly a yes
No.49710
>>49709
Thats how I feel when people tell me slime girls aren't real.
No.49713
>>49711
Let me dock my dick into your ass. Don't move like the octagonal space station.
No.49714
>>49712
But i'm not
>>49713
I only bounce
No.49716
>>49715
She's asleep I guess
No.49717
No.49718
>>49714
Then explain all these pictures I have hmmm? You gonna tell me people just draw fake things
>>49717
It's why you have to assert your dominance even more
No.49719
>>49718
Got me there I"m takin it back
No.49720
>>49718
Not entirely convinced it's worth it.
No.49721
>>49719
It's okay we all make mistakes
>>49720
Well if its a good pet you will want to keep it obviously.
No.49722
>>49721
Considering the explanation I just received, this one definitely wasn't worth it.
No.49723
>>49722
>>49722
Oh sorry about that, I am here if you need me. I can also post slime girls if that will help you
No.49724
>spend 30 minutes trying to figure out how to collect cargo canisters from a downed trading vessel
>finally collect 10 of them
>warp to the ackerman market docking bay
>about to dock
>someone messages me on steam so I shift + tab
>tab is warp drive
>warp into the docking bay and get fined 10k
>finally dock, sell cargo on black market, it was worth 17k
>paid off my fines and now I'm good to go
/blog
Was a great session! And shit it's late.
What's everyone up to?
No.49725
>>49724
Playing starless (ero game) with Bit.
I might get ED if its fun just to ram my ship into yours
No.49726
>>49724
Played a lot of gta5 and watched you all night. Been here and now watching stuff.
No.49727
>>49725
>starless
You freak. Freeeeeeeeeeeak.
>>49726
Sounds like a nice time. I must have made it a lot better!
No.49728
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>>49724
Playing xenoblade chronicles x
No.49729
>>49725
Cut yourself you little freeeak
>>49727
You definitely make my nights better
No.49730
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>>49727
To be fair I have 0 clue what its about, bit is the one who suggested it.
No.49731
>>49729
I'm saving up for a WiiU just to buy that game. How are you liking it?
>>49730
You're in for a surprise, buddy.
No.49732
>>49731
I love it. Wish I could play it.
No.49733
No.49734
>>49731
I tend to like surprises so it will go well.
I watched pigeon blood, thats easily the most fucked up hentai out there nothing will bother me too much.
No.49735
File: 1451213350003.jpg (29.49 KB, 403x359, 403:359, ss (2015-12-17 at 05.52.02….jpg)
>>49734
Morning clowny
Thanks for posting superior jellygirls
No.49736
>>49726
>>49729
Chijo you're very moe.
No.49737
>>49735
Morning Dunsel, how are you this morning.
Holy shit its morning I thought it was like 11pm or something.
No.49738
>>49737
I'm alright, got some coffee and the morning is rollin' on
Yeah I thought it was only midnight or something but I lose track of time easily
How are you?
No.49739
>>49731
I'm really enjoying it so far, the music is great and so is exploring, the combat is like an mmos though so I dunno how you feel about that where you have cooldown and have to select each move as you use them
No.49740
>>49732
Same.
>>49733
Gotta stay on that boy.
>>49737
At lest it's not 6am where you guys are.
No.49741
>>49736
It just kind of happens
No.49742
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>>49738
Sorry for lashing out at you, Dunsel. I'm just feeling a bit hurt and lonely.
I hope I can talk to you again later.
No.49743
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>>49740
It's 6am for bit and I'm having him stay up and stream eroge. This is his life now
>>49738
Doing pretty good, I'm mostly curious about what I said/did last night cause I remember basically none of it after the skype call started.
Apparently I threw up, so it was good times no matter what.
No.49744
>>49739
I'm fine with the combat. I played Xenoblade Chronicles. Never finished it but I know what you're talking about. I just can't wait to explore and stuff. I'm going to make a character that looks like Wander from Shadow of the Colossus. I need something to fill the void after such an amazing game.
>>49741
You're naturally moe, Chijo.
No.49745
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>>49743
>Apparently I threw up, so it was good times no matter what.
Fun times.
No.49746
I'll go do that exercise thing. Back in a while.
No.49747
>bloodborne maymays and slimegirls
No.49748
No.49749
>>49744
this is my character right now, shes so out of place
No.49750
>>49743
I threw up a few nights ago. good times.
>>49744
I guess so, never thought I was.
No.49751
Good night /lewd/.
>>49749
Dat armor.
>>49750
You really are.
No.49752
File: 1451214301587.jpg (33.02 KB, 337x380, 337:380, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.40.44….jpg)
>>49751
Good night, Captain
No.49753
>>49751
>Wake up
>Noun goes to bed
>Go to bed
>Noun wakes up
Good night.
No.49754
No.49756
>>49750
Throwing up is always good, makes me feel better. Even if I don't remember it
>>49745
Yup so have fun exercising your cock since you are inevitably fapping.
No.49757
>>49751
Stupid baka idiot.
No.49758
>>49751
Goodnight Noun~
>>49756
Throwing up isn't the bad part. It's those shit tasting burps I get before I do.
No.49759
No.49761
>>49758
Oh never really have those, if I throw up really badly and it goes out my nose thats when its bad for me. Cause it hurts like hell
No.49762
>>49761
I'm the only person i've known to get those. I've never thrown up that hard though
No.49763
>>49760
He thought I was ignoring him but I wasn't.
No.49765
>>49763
Mistakes happen. Just do drugs
No.49766
>>49765
I have vodka, gonna drink in a few hours. Wanna drink with me?
No.49767
>>49766
I can't drink, just cause I have nothing to drink.I can smoke weed tho. But in a hour i'm going to bed
No.49768
>>49767
True, you shouldn't stay up too much later than Nouny. He needs his Chijo close at all times~
No.49770
this is ui. mayaka has been hacked.
rip
No.49771
Uh-oh. Are we all doomed now?
No.49772
>>49767
y didnn't u let me buy u beer when I drove u home?
No.49774
>>49767
ALSO my fucking power bank phone charger died in hillsburrito
I got lost asf hahaaaaa
No.49775
dotts, any idea what toshiba drives are like?
No.49776
since uio is in control of this bopard right now should I ban everyone?
No.49777
>>49775
Heh. I just posted on animus.
I haven't had any issues with them, but I haven't used that many of them.
I usually use WD or Seagate.
No.49778
File: 1451216869215.png (Spoiler Image, 214.14 KB, 395x600, 79:120, sk1426890959803.png)
>>49754
>>49755
Does this mean I'm allowed to post your cock, master?
No.49779
>>49778
You have to show me which one first, but yes.
No.49780
>>49768
O-oh.. I really shouldn't stay up much longer. I need him just as much
>>49770
Stop hackin her files!!
>>49772
You never asked, but I would have said no, beer is gross.
>>49774
Ha git memed kid. At least you made it back alive
>>49776
dnt do et
No.49781
File: 1451217073983.jpg (22.89 KB, 287x358, 287:358, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.31.28….jpg)
No.49782
i'm gonna smoke this weed
No.49783
I just remembered I have 2 oz of weed in some butter I made
waiting ot be made into whitew chocolate chip macadamia nut coconut cookies.
oh lord
>>49780
too bad oregon sucks with liqour laws and stores closing at stupid hours.
it's like they know oregonians are alcoholics
>>49780
u owe me a kiss faggot
No.49784
>>49777
im rather paranoid about those two, what with the seagate data from that server company and the talk of WD quality going down the toilet on standard consumer drives
>>49778
lel
No.49786
name the last shit you took with a song\movie title
the green milee
No.49787
File: 1451217382209.png (429.58 KB, 606x571, 606:571, adsadsfdsafdsfsdafdsafdsfa….png)
>>49784
Hmmm. It's hard to say, really. We get through tons of drives at work and don't keep track of when each one individually failed.
We're swapping to SSDs now and 5yr lifespans, so we'll see how that goes.
No.49788
>>49781
NO YOU CAN'T POST ANY OF THOSE!!
No.49789
>>49779
Favourite dick coming through!
No.49790
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>>49785
That's nice music.
No.49791
>>49787
since when did u start posting here?
No.49792
>>49783
I don't owe you anything! you did it out of the kindness of your heart! In vegas it's not like that at all. Make those cookies already!
Goodnight peps
No.49793
>>49786
last time i took a shit i was literally listening to medieval crusader music
>>49787
i thought SSDs were shunned in enterprise because of bit rot issues
No.49794
>>49792
all I wanted was a kiss jerk
am I That repulsive ;-;
No.49795
thats not that small, i was lead to believe it would be smaller
No.49796
>>49791
A week or two ago.
>>49793
Performance is shit due to the amount of security software included on our builds. We're bumping up everything to 8GB RAM from 4GB and SSDs, but since this is new, we'll just have to see how it works out long-term.
No.49797
>>49794
I have strings, it's not about looks.
No.49798
>>49796
good. welcome to the new animu
or better animu to clarify
No.49800
>>49797
what string did I pull with you? ;-; i'll try to be better
No.49801
>>49795
So was I. He lured me in with promises of a small cute non-threatening dick, and then it turned out to be fairly big.
No.49802
File: 1451217840881.png (491.39 KB, 579x600, 193:200, adsadafdafdfsdafdsfdsfasdf….png)
No.49803
I have a small 5.5 in dick
No.49804
>>49796
is it actually valuable security software or just corporate bloatware?
>>49801
lel
>>49803
pics faget
No.49805
>>49801
And now you're addicted to it~
No.49806
>>49804
im not even at my house.
how even?
im at scarlets house
No.49807
No.49808
File: 1451218041352.png (346.46 KB, 597x531, 199:177, asdfasfsdafdsfadsfdsafdsfs….png)
>>49804
I'm sure it's valuable security software, but it's overwhelming the systems and too much of it is running at the same time.
No.49809
>>49800
It's a subtle way of saying I'm taken in a sense. You didn't do anything, it's just life. A kiss is kinda sacred to me. But I must sleep. You're a great friend tho
No.49810
>>49805
Yes, master, thank you for pointing that out.
No.49811
>>49808
i thought most places just slapped symantec on their builds and called it a day
No.49812
One time I went on the internet, and hear me out on this, there were entire websites dedicated to male genitalia and homosexual practices.
It may have been a form of pornography, though I know that sounds very unchristian.
No.49813
File: 1451218347053.png (227.46 KB, 417x428, 417:428, afdsafsdfasdfasdfasdfsdfsd….png)
>>49811
We've got SCEP, Malwarebytes, MANDIANT, something called CyLance which may be replacing other stuff and fuck knows what else running in the background.
Take a 32-bit system with 4GB RAM - especially a laptop, 1GB goes to Windows, 500MB/1GB on graphics, up to another 1GB on background scans hiding behind svchost…
No.49814
>>49812
>browsing porn on dedicated websites
heresy
No.49815
>>49813
why does svchost exist? it seems like a fucking retarded idea to have system processes that eat resources like a motherfucker
No.49816
File: 1451218484235.jpg (187.67 KB, 850x638, 425:319, sample-ca8a03f61abf53aebca….jpg)
Alright time to lay down in bed and fap to bit's dick pics. YOu kids have fun
No.49817
File: 1451218505005.png (288.01 KB, 462x636, 77:106, adsfasfdsfdsafsdfsdafdsfsa….png)
>>49815
I dunno.
I just know I can't kill it and have people whining at me about computers taking half an hour to boot or Word docs taking 7 mins to open.
No.49818
>>49812
Are you complaining about dicks and fags on a "Circlejerk + Lewd + Sissy humiliation" board?
>>49816
Enjoy!
No.49819
>>49817
fucking windows man
No.49820
>Cylance | Advanced Threat Prevention Built on Artificial Intelligence
oh, that explains it
No.49821
File: 1451218664149.png (433.74 KB, 687x716, 687:716, adsasdaadsfsafdsfdasfadfsd….png)
>>49819
Fucking Texans who think they know how to run a security department.
No.49822
No.49823
>>49822
All this shit is managed by the HQ in Texas.
No.49824
>>49807
i tried but my cock said no and wont get hard
No.49825
No.49826
>>49825
BUT I'M TIRED AND WANNA SNUGGLE
No.49827
No.49828
>>49825
Yep.
The downsides of working for a big company.
>>49826
Snuggle with me.
No.49829
No.49831
>>49829
At least I have some job security. There's a ton of cuts lately, but they'd be fucked if they got rid of me or the guy I work with. We're supporting 500 odd over the Europe/Africa division.
>>49830
Ohai.
No.49832
No.49833
>>49831
>africa division
what even is this company
No.49834
it ate half the letters fam
ﻻ ﻉ√ﺎ
No.49835
File: 1451219467079.png (241.2 KB, 372x466, 186:233, asdfafdsfasdfsdafsdafasdfd….png)
>>49833
It's marine related, survey and engineering stuff.
No.49836
File: 1451219532776.jpg (262.17 KB, 1080x607, 1080:607, IMG_1447400735810174408920….jpg)
>>49829
here is my dick on scarlets face
No.49837
No.49838
they are both passed out…
should I go join them?
No.49839
hey scarlet. when u read this tomorrow. i'm sorry for sticking my weiner on ur back, but u sorta pulled down your tights and I couldnt help myself
No.49840
No.49842
File: 1451221912173.png (451.36 KB, 850x912, 425:456, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….png)
>>49837
hey qt have a good xmas?
No.49843
File: 1451221960705.jpg (590.93 KB, 800x1092, 200:273, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….jpg)
>>49840
dotts you ok man, i might be sore but i'm here now :3
No.49844
File: 1451221994100.png (385.08 KB, 848x684, 212:171, asdfsfsdfasdfsdfsdafsdfsdf….png)
No.49845
File: 1451222053194.jpg (300.47 KB, 785x925, 157:185, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….jpg)
>>49844
Hey so whats happend round here, xmas finally over? like a ghost town..
No.49846
>had a dream about making out with mayaka
w-what the heck I dont even like her that way ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahshahshahsbsh
No.49847
>>49845
I guess all the Americans are asleep, I dunno.
No.49848
>>49846
Maybe your subconscious does though Hailey :P
>>49847
Not enough of us guys around tbh.. need new blood. Should be a few up soon i'd imagine
No.49849
>>49848
>>49848
n-no lol thats impossible ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhahah!hHAAHAH
No.49850
Do I even want to know what's happening?
No.49851
File: 1451222440584.png (383.82 KB, 522x625, 522:625, adsasdsdsafdsafsdfdsafdsfs….png)
No.49852
>>49849
Nothings ever impossible Hailey, just accept part of you… may have needs or wants :P
No.49853
I got 5(or 6?) kills in a csgo match
I'm going places
No.49854
>>49853
To prison, you stupid lolicon
No.49855
>>49853
yeah to the trenches lmao
No.49856
File: 1451223337208.jpg (25.43 KB, 311x364, 311:364, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.45.16….jpg)
No.49857
No.49858
>>49853
I also need to think of a humorous place you could go!
Uh, to Portugal!
No.49860
>>49859
Good morning dunsel
No.49861
>>49856
Who has a bigger loli collection, you or Miles?
No.49862
I wonder if Dunsy filtered me~
No.49863
>>49861
Probably me.. I have 3.7 gigs of loli pictures amd doujins on my pc
No.49864
File: 1451223582335.jpg (30.61 KB, 373x346, 373:346, ss (2015-12-17 at 05.42.29….jpg)
>>49861
I don't kiss and tell
>>49862
I didn't
No.49865
File: 1451223633178.png (383.52 KB, 512x667, 512:667, asfasdfsfsdfsfsdafsfsdafsd….png)
No.49867
>>49863
Yeah but they're probably all ntr doujins.
>>49864
I have a hunch…
No.49869
>>49868
What level are you?
No.49871
>>49869
Level?
>>49870
I never knew Donsel!!!!!!!!!! thanks for telling me!
No.49873
>>49870
Do you mind if I add you back on Steam at some point?
No.49874
File: 1451224434524.jpg (26.09 KB, 344x311, 344:311, ss (2015-12-17 at 06.08.01….jpg)
>>49873
Not at this point in time
No.49876
File: 1451224509979.png (475.68 KB, 825x719, 825:719, fdsafddsgfdgfsgdfagadgfdgf….png)
>>49874
Okay, let me know when.
I'm not going to bug you about the pet stuff.
No.49878
>Put new hard drive in server
>Didn't have to remove any of the old ones
>Thought I'd have to reinstall Debian
>Just had to rsync the new files since my directory hierarchy was so well planned out the last time I did this
>Skandi being a good boy
>Dunsel being a pervert
>Super high off weed
Today is a great day.
No.49879
>>49872
h-hi
>>49875
A-are you actually interested in me kyoko?
No.49880
>>49879
gropy nobody is into you youre fucking disgusting
No.49881
>>49880
Damn dude dropping bombs
No.49882
>>49881
same to you at least gropy has a decent sized dick and doesnt want to be cucked or get aids
No.49883
>>49878
>IMBLYING I'M NOT A GOOD BOY EVERY DAY
No.49884
>>49882
I'd rather do the cucking than get cucked tbh
No.49885
>>49880
So you wouldn't let me fuck you raw?
No.49886
>>49885
absolutley not, unless you put a bag over your head
No.49887
>>49886
You're scared youll accidently fall in love with my handsome face while I spank your butt?
No.49888
Two degenerate slutty bottoms having a fight
No.49889
I'd wear thighhighs with gropy tbh
No.49890
>>49888
Where? You and heyley? I'll watch that.
>>49889
No thanks.
No.49891
File: 1451225818013.jpg (29.65 KB, 469x380, 469:380, ss (2015-12-17 at 05.51.45….jpg)
>>49890
Is this because I didn't add you back?
I'm just tsundere for you
No.49892
>>49878
>Miles being a pervert
Don't forget that one~
>>49879
I played the game for over a year and I'll always be interested in it. If you need help with anything, you can ask me.
No.49893
people id fuck list
maya
kyoko
toodles
clown
No.49894
I've done things I'm not proud of.
Haven't we all, though?
No.49895
>>49891
But I'm netrual about you too, I just want to hear your stories, that is why I go beyound your personal space to get them.
>>49892
Did you like the game?
>>49894
Wanna compared fucked up shit we've done? I curious about you!
No.49896
>>49893
>Not your ex hubby
No.49898
File: 1451226341017.jpg (39.73 KB, 425x402, 425:402, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.23.41….jpg)
>>49893
himoutos that make my kokoro dokidoki list:
hailey
>>49894
I make sure I do something I'll regret at least once a week
How are you friend?
>>49895
If I told you, you'd be sworn to secrecy, are you willing to do that?
No.49899
>>49893
>not being at the top of the list
>>49894
Did you get banned from csgo a few hours ago?
>>49895
I liked it too much. Became one of the top 5 dragoons on my server, and was highly competitive. Even though the game never felt hard, I just wanted to be the best for some reason.
No.49900
>>49896
nope!
>>49898
btw the only reason you're not on the list is because oneechans are for snuggling
No.49901
>>49899
dont worry its in no particular order besides clown being the lowest
No.49902
>>49898
Ashamed.
>>49899
No, no.
Nothing like that.
No.49903
File: 1451226506890.png (626.54 KB, 718x963, 718:963, 6fc79dc4091faa8fa7b9e61b56….png)
>>49897
Go on.. if you're not comfortable here tell me on steam!
>>49898
Sure, it's in the past, I have no reason to tell anyone, and I pretty much know everyones fucked up shit.
>>49899
Why did you stop then?
No.49904
No.49905
No.49906
File: 1451226717553.jpg (18.44 KB, 191x344, 191:344, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.28.44….jpg)
>>49900
That's a good himouto
>>49902
I hope you feel better soon… I don't like being in bad moods
>>49903
I'll send a request
No.49907
>>49903
How many people need to die before we realize there's no need for that?
No.49908
No.49909
>>49906
It's not that easy!
No.49910
>>49908
Stop being so thirsty god damn
No.49913
>>49892
>Skinny, underdeveloped lolis
Kyoko…
No.49914
File: 1451226968715.jpg (24.96 KB, 293x303, 293:303, ss (2015-12-17 at 04.57.17….jpg)
>>49909
I know it's not, and I hurt for you!
Just focus on getting through things one day at a time, maybe one minute at a time if you have to!
I'm rooting for you!
No.49915
>>49912
Hmm, I am good ^~^
You?
No.49917
>>49911
Welcome back, khavér! I haven't seen you in ages! How've you been?
No.49918
>>49907
Tell me your stories sweetie!
No.49919
Hello cat!
>>49910
Just a prank bro
No.49920
>>49918
What do you want to know?
No.49922
>>49903
When they finally added new endgame dungeons with better gear, my raid group cleared them in less than a month and realized we didn't want to stay subscribed just to run these new dungeons over and over every week so we all quit. Since then, the game has had tons and tons of content added so you'll not run into that problem for years, which is a good thing. The game really is great, one of the best mmos out there. You're going to have a lot of fun if you stick with it and join a good guild.
No.49923
>>49920
How about we start with, mhm, everything about you~?
No.49925
>>49922
I wish I was a teenager again, with endless motivation to grind MMOs
I tried to play FFXIV but couldn't find the motivation to stay with it after the trial, even though it was a blast, I just wanna have endless adventures with my friends
No.49927
>>49917
Studying
>>49919
>>49921
Hello
>>49916
Sorry to hear that.
No.49928
>>49923
i read that in your voice and now i want to vomit
No.49929
File: 1451227694106.jpg (38.45 KB, 439x394, 439:394, ss (2015-12-17 at 05.42.55….jpg)
>>49927
hello c@ !
I said hi on steam but I want to say it here too!
No.49930
>>49925
>Endless adventures
It's a dating sim
No.49931
>>49929
H-Hello dunsel ^~^
*hugs leg*
No.49932
>>49930
I didn't mean FFXIV only, I just mentioned it because it's the most recent one I played
I could use any MMO to get my fix, if I could keep with it and play it often
No.49933
>>49932
I don't see it as a proper MMO, it's just dressup/socializing
No.49934
>>49925
When Blade & Soul gets released I'm going to attempt to get into it. Join it with me, and see how far we can get.
>>49930
Not how I remember it.
>>49931
What's up cat?
>>49933
I looked so good, I agree…
No.49935
File: 1451228518245.jpg (25.85 KB, 269x333, 269:333, ss (2015-12-17 at 06.46.03….jpg)
>>49934
When does it release? Hopefully I can upgrade before then and have a nice gaming computer
No.49936
>>49935
It's not too graphically intensive.
No.49937
File: 1451228651877.jpg (24.51 KB, 389x349, 389:349, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.43.52….jpg)
>>49936
You underestimate just how shit my computer is
No.49938
>>49934
I am good.
Can you recommend me a good game under 20€ on Kinguin?
I want to buy a nice game
No.49941
>kyoko and ayano are a couple
I can getvused to it, its just like the anime.
No.49942
File: 1451228839296.jpg (37.22 KB, 323x404, 323:404, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.37.59….jpg)
>>49939
If I set video settings to the very minimum, I still get stuttering and slowdown in games like CSGO
No.49944
>>49942
Yep, you should upgrade it.
No.49945
>>49941
I'm a pet!
Also I didn't plan this, Ayano ended up being my favorite before I knew a lot about the show
No.49947
>>49944
Are you knowledgeable about upgrading?
No.49948
File: 1451229044856.png (900.98 KB, 964x959, 964:959, dfasfdsfsdfsdfasfdafdfafsd….png)
>>49947
I work in IT, so sure.
What do you have now?
No.49949
File: 1451229143707.jpg (25.14 KB, 379x364, 379:364, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.32.54….jpg)
>>49948
Shitty intel prebuilt with integrated graphics chip, I don't know specifics I'm not at home with it
I could google it. But I'm wondering if I have to do anything special to upgrade the video card
No.49950
File: 1451229205513.png (369.15 KB, 1075x714, 1075:714, adsadsadfasdfdsafdsafdsfad….png)
>>49949
Is it a laptop or a desktop?
No.49951
>>49950
Im also planing to upgrade my mainboard and cpu… i could need your help maybe.
No.49952
File: 1451229627861.jpg (30.46 KB, 387x367, 387:367, ss (2015-12-17 at 05.34.38….jpg)
No.49953
File: 1451229730086.png (286.51 KB, 467x636, 467:636, adsfsadfsafdsfasdfdsfasfsd….png)
>>49951
Sure, I'll help if I can.
I usually start by deciding what CPU I want and letting that help decide which motherboard to go for and other stuff from there.
>>49952
If it's a full size desktop from recent years, then yeah, you just have to check the motherboard, see if you have a slot for a graphics card. Most should do, but a basic consumer model might not have one.
No.49954
File: 1451229773367.jpg (24.19 KB, 302x325, 302:325, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.22.48….jpg)
>>49953
In the event it doesn't have a slot, would I also need to upgrade the motherboard with it, then?
No.49955
File: 1451229854556.png (387.61 KB, 739x720, 739:720, asdfasdfdsfsdafdsfsdafsdfd….png)
>>49954
Pretty much, yeah.
Is it a consumer model PC you've bought from somewhere?
No.49956
tripfag finder now autotracks /lewd/ threads
wew
No.49957
>>49956
Didn't realise there was an 8chan version.
No.49958
File: 1451230207158.jpg (35.66 KB, 352x410, 176:205, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.35.37….jpg)
>>49955
Quite possibly yes
>>49956
Can scripts auto-track the mistakes I make day-to-day?
No.49959
File: 1451230281993.png (170.51 KB, 712x1006, 356:503, Screen Shot 2015-12-27 at ….png)
>>49957
yep, it lists posters and post counts too
>>49958
naturally
No.49960
File: 1451230308487.png (712.38 KB, 1035x1076, 1035:1076, dfafasfdfsafdsfsdafdsfdsaf….png)
>>49958
See if you can dig out a model name for me sometime and I'll check the hardware spec.
Consumer models are often limited in their scope for upgrade.
No.49961
File: 1451230353057.png (378.46 KB, 419x624, 419:624, asdfafdsafdsfdsafdsfdsafds….png)
>>49959
Does/can it cover multiple boards or just a single one?
No.49962
>>49935
January 19th. If you save up for a graphics card, you should be able to get it in time. I'll wait for you either way so no rush~
>>49938
>I'm gonna take a look through it, never seen this site before.
>>49959
What do the numbers mean beside the names?
No.49963
>>49961
any board on 8chan
>>49962
the number of posts by that person in that thread
No.49964
standard circlejerk options minus ks good riddance
No.49965
File: 1451230511837.jpg (32.07 KB, 338x394, 169:197, ss (2015-12-17 at 07.51.36….jpg)
>>49959
>I post that much on /lewd/
Downward spiral continues
>>49960
I will, thanks
>>49962
I would hope so!
No.49966
File: 1451230520267.png (565.15 KB, 835x705, 167:141, asdfasfsdfdsfadsfdsfafdsaf….png)
No.49967
>>49966
THEY KNOW WHAT THEY DID.
No.49968
File: 1451230825286.png (95.99 KB, 307x330, 307:330, dfasfsdafasfsdfsdfsafdsfsa….png)
>>49965
No probs.
>>49967
Oh, I never got into them or their game.
No.49969
>>49959
Aaaa why am i sown on this list!!
No.49970
>pink/white vita
am i a girl yet
No.49971
No.49972
File: 1451231463610.png (385.08 KB, 848x684, 212:171, asdfsfsdfasdfsdfsdafsdfsdf….png)
>>49970
Didn't I already say you'd always be a girl to me?
No.49973
No.49974
File: 1451231545393.jpg (63.02 KB, 386x393, 386:393, ss (2015-12-17 at 04.39.30….jpg)
>>49969
You can't escape us
>>49970
Vita owners confirmed to be women
No.49975
File: 1451231586150.png (278.77 KB, 592x571, 592:571, asdfdsafdsfdsafsdfdsafsdfd….png)
>>49974
What about PSP owners?
No.49976
>>49971
>>49972
>>49973
thanks for the early morning hugbox guys I appreciate it <3
>>49974
do you own a vita, neechan?
No.49977
File: 1451231673436.jpg (22.89 KB, 287x358, 287:358, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.31.28….jpg)
>>49975
Women
Joking, I owned a PSP and you'll never find a better specimen of masculinity than me
No.49978
File: 1451231784999.png (337.09 KB, 542x567, 542:567, asdfasdfsdfasdfsdfdsafdsfd….png)
>>49976
Anytime <3
>>49977
Ok, good, I don't think I'd make a great woman.
No.49979
>>49976
I don't, should I own one?
I don't know much about the sony handhelds, I'm surprised sometimes when I remember they make handhelds
No.49981
>>49979
Make sure you get a pink one if you buy one!
No.49982
>>49979
a lot of good weeb games and lots of emulators if you use cfw but its not good for much else besides ps4 remote play
>>49980
I love my Vita!!
No.49983
I had a psp for a while.
I regret not keeping it.
MGS:PW was a masterpiece.
No.49984
File: 1451231994348.jpg (37.03 KB, 488x397, 488:397, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.24.17….jpg)
>>49980
Smelly, dumb, frogposting scum
>>49981
I'll do no such thing!
The 3DS is the superior handheld
No.49985
>>49983
PW sucked on PSP tho, the HD version was substantially better because the controls didn't make it unplayable
No.49986
>>49983
Can't you just emulate it anyways?
No.49987
>>49983
Crisis Core masterrace here.
>>49984
Bet you have a pink 3DS~
No.49988
File: 1451232089183.jpg (55.74 KB, 608x455, 608:455, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.25.39….jpg)
No.49989
>>49984
>not having both
I have the animal crossing plated n3ds and a pink vita, and people don't automatically assume I like boys. Am I doing something wrong?
No.49990
File: 1451232140959.jpg (39.73 KB, 425x402, 425:402, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.23.41….jpg)
>>49987
I actually have the cute poptart looking 3DS released with Animal Crossing: New Leaf
it's adorable
No.49991
File: 1451232160677.png (383.52 KB, 512x667, 512:667, asfasdfsfsdfsfsdafsfsdafsd….png)
>>49989
Maybe they just don't say it to your face?
No.49992
>>49989
>>49990
>>49987
>Tfw the rare limited edition silver Monster Hunter 4u N3DS
No.49993
>>49988
You stopped telling me stories, your purpose was done, add me again whenever you have something relevent to say again.
No.49994
Good morning /lewd/ies. About time for a new thread?
No.49995
File: 1451232237586.png (419.01 KB, 707x645, 707:645, adsasdafdsafdsfsdafdsfadsf….png)
>>49990
Oh, nice.
I haven't played with handheld consoles in years. I just don't have much use for them alongside a smartphone.
>>49992
Such a special snowflake~
No.49996
>>49993
Nothing I have to say is relevant
No.49997
>>49996
So long you tell me your stories its relevant.
No.49998
>>49990
>tfw both me and neechan have AC 3DSs
mines cuter
>>49991
No guys still talk to me about how much they want to fuck girls and disgusting sex stuff. There was this one time that this football player was telling me about all the gay shit that goes on in the locker room and I got really turned on.
>>49992
monhun sucks
No.49999
>>49998
You should have tried to get into the locker room!
What kind of gay shit do they get up to?
No.50001
No.50002
>>49999
I'm not strong or tall enough for football, but they were talking about how they'd take the freshman aside and slap them in the face with their cocks
>tfw i didnt join the team freshman year
nice get btw
>>50000
you too
No.50003
File: 1451232701537.png (433.74 KB, 687x716, 687:716, adsasdaadsfsafdsfdasfadfsd….png)
>>50002
Wow, murrica.
Find a spyhole.
No.50004
>>50003
football is out of season anyway. And I'm not a vouyer
No.50006
>>49846
>heiley doesnt like me that way
No.50007
File: 1451232838003.png (353.64 KB, 659x581, 659:581, asdfadsfsafdsfsdafdafdfsda….png)
>>50004
Aw. It sounds like it'd be fun to watch, though.
No.50008
>>50006
Y-yup not at all hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
No.50009
3ds is the plate i have now which one is cutest
No.50011
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>>50016
Better than being cuck'd
No.50018
>>50017
pretty sure its kinda both actually
No.50019
>>50018
Bastards, the lot of 'em.
No.50020
>>50009
The one with the stars is my favorite.
No.50021
Well, presumptive bastards, anyway.
No.50022
someone should really make a new thread
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No.50028
>>50026
I'll wait for a Gropy thread.
No.50029
>>50028
>waiting for an inferior thread