No.50030
Lets make a new thread after 10 replies
No.50032
>>50025
Ok, fineeeeee, I'll post in your thread!
No.50033
No.50034
did Pate give me his armor in hopes that Creighton would mistake me for him and attack me?
What a dick.
No.50035
never take 2 xanax at once
ive been asleep for a day and a half
No.50037
>>50036
The universe would end.
No.50038
Air Gear has good music. That is all.
No.50039
>>50037
Ketamine is a common thing for me.
how bad could it be?
No.50040
File: 1451235927255.jpg (27.09 KB, 316x366, 158:183, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.17.49….jpg)
>>50037
It's already ended, we just don't know it yet
No.50041
this looks like fun to abuse
No.50043
>>50041
It's probably so deluded that you'll need to chug 3 or 4 of them before you feel anything and you'd throw up from all the other things in there before that. Why don't you buy real drugs if you want to be a degenerate
No.50044
>>50040
This is all just the dmt shooting through my brain as I'm dying.
No.50045
>>50043
depends on what the ingredients are.
No.50046
>>50039
I don't know, what are its side-effects.
>>50040
Hmm. When did it end? And does it explain my shitty day?
No.50047
>>50043
chugged the first down to number 2 also i dont trust dealers
No.50048
>>50045
Considering it's cvs brand there's probably a lot
No.50049
>>50047
You drink your cough syrup, I'll get my alcohol.
Win-win!
No.50050
>>50047
DON'T DRINK THAT ONE
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE
>>50046
are you serious?
POSITIVE
Pleasant mental and/or body high
Increase in energy
Euphoria
Sense of calm and serenity
Meaningful spiritual experiences
Enhanced sense of connection with the world (beings or objects)
NEUTRAL
(may be experienced as positive, negative or neutral depending on circumstance)
Distortion or loss of sensory perceptions (common)
Closed- and open-eye visuals (common)
Dissociation of mind from body
Analgesia, numbness
Ataxia (loss of motor coordination)
Significant change in perception of time
Increase in heart rate
Slurred speech
Confusion, disorientation
Out-of-body experience
Shifts in perception of reality
"K-hole"; intense mind-body dissociation, out-of-body experiences, highly realistic visuals
NEGATIVE
(negative side effects increase with higher doses and frequent use)
Risk of psychological dependency
Nasal discomfort upon insufflation
Discomfort, pain or numbness at injection site (with IM)
Severe confusion, disorganised thinking
Paranoia and egocentrism (with regular use)
Nausea, vomiting
Frightening or untimely distortion or loss of sensory perception
Susceptibility to accidents (from uncoordination and change in perception of body and time)
Severe dissociation, depersonalisation
Loss of consciousness (dangerous or fatal in wrong circumstances)
Depression of heart rate and respiration (risk increases with increased dose or when combined with depressants)
No.50051
>>50049
I actually do have a cough its totally why im taking it im not trying to abuse medicine at all
No.50052
>>50050
too late lol but its not taking effect so i guess im not getting high
No.50053
>>50050
>POSITIVE
>
>Pleasant mental and/or body high
>
>Increase in energy
>
>Euphoria
>
>Sense of calm and serenity
>
>Meaningful spiritual experiences
>
>Enhanced sense of connection with the world (beings or objects)
Gimme pls.
>>50051
Ok, I'm glad.
No.50054
>>50052
girl
you should've consulted me first
you can do all the DXM you like, no problem
but that second bottle, there
you see that ingredient - guaifenesin?
that pretty much guarantees you're going to vomit all over the place.
No.50055
>>50053
cough syrup can give you similar effects although not as intense and you need much more to do it
No.50056
>>50055
I don't have any of either, unfortunately.
No.50057
>>50054
its ok shhhhhh ill be fine i know where the toilet is plus if i fall asleep ill choke on my vomit and thats a plus too
No.50058
>>50056
if you decide to buy some, make sure you get slutty Dextromethorphan or Diphenhydramine.
otherwise you're gonna have a bad time.
like Hailey's about to.
No.50059
>>50044
What a beautiful dream!
>>50046
The sun blew up 2 minutes ago, we have 6 minutes until the light reaches us and we realize it's happened
No.50060
>>50058
I've never taken any anti-depressants.
I just feel like I wish I had some sometimes.
>>50059
Yay, quick unexpected death!
It's dark here now, so I won't notice a difference.
No.50061
>>50060
those are no antidepressants.
just tranquilizers.
also psychedelics.
No.50062
>tfw got nothing
drugs are a meme
No.50063
>>50061
Oh, I thought tranquilisers just deadened any feeling rather than giving you the opposite feeling.
No.50064
>>50063
too much of something can do something else, youknowwhatimsayin?
No.50065
>>50064
Sure, but it's not as if I feel that low that often.
No.50066
>>50059
I've always wondered what it's like. When people die, dmt shoots through their brain, and no one really knows why apparently. I wonder if they dream for an eternity.
No.50067
File: 1451237336781.jpg (47.13 KB, 574x417, 574:417, ss (2015-12-17 at 09.08.35….jpg)
>10:30 AM, already tired
>can't sleep til tonight, so I can wake up and go to work
Challenge accepted
>>50066
When we die, we finally get to go to Gensokyo
No.50068
Well, that was a fucking waste of time. I'm gonna chug a bottle of nyquil and pass out, at least I know that'll work. Night everybody.
No.50069
File: 1451237514396.jpg (33.02 KB, 337x380, 337:380, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.40.44….jpg)
>>50068
Sleep tight, hammers
No.50070
>>50068
Sweet dreams, Hailey. See ya later.
No.50071
>>50067
Ever play age of ethanols?
>>50068
Night Hailey.
No.50072
the onset could take anywhere from 5 minutes to 25.
Hailey confirmed for vomit everywhere.
No.50073
>>50072
the tummyache passed
No.50075
File: 1451237784063.jpg (27.15 KB, 363x344, 363:344, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.32.19….jpg)
>>50071
I haven't but I know there's an english release so I have no excuse any more
No.50077
>only like an 8th bottle
why doesnt god want me to sleep
No.50078
File: 1451238023221.jpg (22.68 KB, 292x343, 292:343, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.30.51….jpg)
>>50077
Sleep is really easy to accomplish! Just do what I do: stay awake until you're too exhausted to keep your eyes open
I guarantee you'll fall asleep after that
No.50079
No.50081
>>50077
Did you buy a crate of cough syrup?
No.50082
>>50081
no, i dont buy anything im under 18
No.50083
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I need to get better painkillers tbh..
No.50084
protip: you can buy sleep aids at any age
>>50083
yeah fam
No.50085
>>50084
Ive gotten in trouble for buying nyquil before
No.50086
File: 1451238310613.jpg (266.17 KB, 486x507, 162:169, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….jpg)
>>50082
You can buy herbals at your age.. kek
>>50084
You know it Tak. :3
No.50087
>>50082
Did someone else buy you a crate of cough syrup, then?
No.50088
>>50075
>collect alcohol
>get lolis drunk
>wage war with foreign drunk lolis
Probably one of the best games ever made.
>>50085
Steal your parent's liquor and drink til you fall asleep.
>>50086
What's up birdy?
No.50089
>>50087
no i just took old shit from the medicine cabinet
No.50090
>>50085
from your parents?
>>50086
how's it hangin?
No.50091
File: 1451238532486.jpg (31.44 KB, 444x394, 222:197, ss (2015-12-17 at 07.30.32….jpg)
>>50088
Fukken saved
>>50089
That's not safe! Please be careful, himouto
No.50092
File: 1451238586064.jpg (94.74 KB, 750x606, 125:101, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….jpg)
And I've broken a nail… bastard…
>50088
Not much took a nose dive from top of the stairs last night, so my ribs are black.. Luckily im pretty built I guess.. my pain fetish and a few ibuprofen are helping..
>>50090
Pain fetish going strong, but i need to calm some of the pain of my back and ribs before i can truly enjoy it… thats where i'm at now, what about yourself?
No.50093
>>50092
at least you're making the best of it.
I'm not longer a blue sentinel so I'm just killing everyone I please.
No.50095
File: 1451238984200.png (151.28 KB, 920x1000, 23:25, mei_misaki_by_tractionera-….png)
Good evening/morning guys, what's everyone up to today?
No.50096
>>50093
Ive had worse, and i love pain so its not like im in a bad place
>>50091
Dunsy I didn't realise you were a pet now.. you going to get choke chained to fuck?
No.50097
>>50091
You can't control yourself when you see an eager loli~
>>50092
I understand you like pain but don't do stupid things like that!
No.50098
File: 1451239170962.jpg (64.12 KB, 515x754, 515:754, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….jpg)
>>50095
Hey pins not much, a few blacked ribs to get my pain fetish on the go.. that and wondering whats been going on while i've been in casualty :D
No.50099
File: 1451239171757.jpg (24.19 KB, 302x325, 302:325, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.22.48….jpg)
>>50095
Hello Pins, I'm depriving myself of sleep
how are you?
>>50096
Hello birdie
I don't mind wearing a collar, but I think a choke chain is a little far
No.50100
>>50097
>posting extremely erotic imagery
Kyoko! What are you trying to do here?!
No.50101
>>50097
It was more accidental, but being drunk, having blood drained in the hospital and telling the nurse I got a semi as she drew the blood, I count that as a good night.. though they could have given me the pain meds a little sooner..
No.50102
>>50094
I feel bad.
>>50096
You're alright, then?
No.50103
>>50098
Woah, that sounds pretty brutal mang
>>50099
Just got finished with dinner and talking to my grandma, dunno what to do now but if i'm not tired by around 10pm then i'll probably get drunk
No.50105
mh ketamine
i'm new to this board am i doing it right
No.50106
>>50103
Sounds like a nice time
Drink responsibly!
No.50107
>>50104
I'm a murderer.
>>50105
Yeah man you got it.
No.50108
>>50100
Just giving you things to keep~
>>50101
>telling the nurse I got a semi as she drew the blood,
hahahahahahahahaha
You're amazing, Birdy!
No.50109
File: 1451239727409.jpg (123.13 KB, 1000x968, 125:121, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….jpg)
>>50099
So you'd rather just be a pet with no pain? What if your master thinks you need just a little bit of keeping in line?
>>50102
Yeah just a little tired, but with the pain meds and the fetish, its a 50/50 I like… so i'm fine.. I'm off the drink though.. Getting reassessed.. sucks but meh..
>>50103
I'm a little bit crazy when I go manic… hence getting evaluated again from bipolar.. to other things
>>50102
You ok Tak?
No.50110
>>50109
I'm fine.
Dotter turned me into a brigand, though.
No.50112
>>50106
Don't worry, I always drink irresponsibly!
No.50113
>>50110
You should have asked me on a different day. I would have had you become a monk with an ascetic lifestyle on a better day.
No.50116
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>>50108
She said why I got a semi, I told her about my blood and fluid fetish..
Then she asked me what i had pierced…
>>50110
A brigand? how so?
No.50117
>>50108
I'll trade you
I'll keep the pics, you keep me!
>>50109
I'm a good girl
No.50118
>>50113
ehh
what's done is done.
>>50115
What's your name, friend?
>>50116
Killing people for their money.
No.50120
File: 1451240072829.jpg (35.31 KB, 424x366, 212:183, ss (2015-12-17 at 05.33.44….jpg)
>>50115
Hello, friend! Welcome to /lewd/
What do I call you?
No.50121
>>50115
Just don't break the two most important rules:
1. Have fun!
2. No clothes allowed!
No.50122
File: 1451240080812.jpg (587.48 KB, 678x1205, 678:1205, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….jpg)
>>50117
Hm… I'd be interested in seeing exactly how good you truly are..
>>50118
meh a hobbies a hobby, wouldn't let it get you down :3
No.50123
>>50118
there i set a name, sorta want to erp with autists and wizards because their standards are low but i dont have the patience to hit on steam virgins so im here
No.50124
>>50123
nope thats not how you tripcode, now tho
No.50125
>>50119
>snowman outfit
WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE AWAY FROM MY PC TO PLAY THIS GAME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.50126
File: 1451240238474.jpg (63.02 KB, 386x393, 386:393, ss (2015-12-17 at 04.39.30….jpg)
>>50122
I'm really good! Ask master
No.50127
>>50117
It's a deal!
>>50116
What happened next? Seems like she was interested.
No.50128
>>50122
It's profitable, in any case.
>>50123
you've come to the right place.
Let me get you a custom tripcode.
What would you like?
No.50129
>>50128
awesome! something with cock, dick, tits, or cum in it ~
No.50130
File: 1451240572137.jpg (32.65 KB, 356x385, 356:385, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.49.11….jpg)
>>50127
That's a… real cute loli you posted there…
I… uh, I have to take care of something
No.50131
>>50130
>take care of something
Has it reminded you to tell your sister how much you love her?
No.50132
>>50129
how do you want me to give it to you?
No.50133
i was literally asleep for 26 hours
and during that time managed to ordered a now stale pizza
what
No.50134
>>50130
You really are not that different from Miles. So adorable!
No.50135
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>>50126
Oh I can believe you think you are a goodie.. but the real fun would be over time corrupting your good behaviour.. just to see you change, would be an excellent opportunity, just to see how good you truly are.. that is until you need punished.. and how far you could be pushed, before finally breaking
>>50127
She went red, the then asked me about what other things i was into. How many piercings i had told her i had both nipples, and 10 atm, getting more done soon
>>50128
Thats true, and i'm sure you can be creative..
>>50133
Reheat the pizza in the oven 10 mins and it'll be good as new
No.50136
>oh you can totally buy nyquil
>go to the pharmacy
>have to be 18 to buy
hhahaha at least the supermarket let me get some
No.50137
>>50135
Did you get her number at least?!
No.50138
>>50132
im on skype or xhamster under the same name
No.50139
>>50135
I shoot them with a crossbow because I'm a coward.
>>50138
That's weird.
#(dB~8¢m;
No.50140
File: 1451241327887.jpg (34.02 KB, 337x401, 337:401, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.35.55….jpg)
>>50131
Yeah, we'll go with that!
>>50134
I am honestly surprised to find someone similar to me!
I'm glad you enjoy it…
>>50135
I'm not corruptible!
No.50143
>>50141
I wanna have vanilla sex with Asuka
No.50144
No.50145
>>50137
nah, she was called away, but she seemed real into it.. especially when i licked my hand when she took out the drain :3
>>50139
I'd shoot them with the crossbow, then when they go down, rip it out then lick the tip… but then i'm a bit sick..
>>50140
bhaha thats what they all say.. I can guarantee you be begging to be punished for your behaviour..
No.50146
>>50141
>contaminating the water with worst girl
No.50147
>>50144
that one was defective.
>>50145
Just one bolt won't take them down.
I usually need 6 or 7.
No.50148
File: 1451241569489.jpg (26.94 KB, 316x306, 158:153, ss (2015-12-17 at 04.56.09….jpg)
>>50143
>>50146
I'm so tired I'm already hallucinating
asukafag reporting in
>>50145
I'm not into punishment play
No.50149
File: 1451241579769.jpg (39.07 KB, 900x506, 450:253, mei_misaki_by_akuseraresho….jpg)
>>50140
Well I seriously doubt you were having lewd thoughts about little girl's bodies!
No.50150
File: 1451241625031.jpg (43.36 KB, 331x600, 331:600, b7ded3790f7fb9899a67ee2264….jpg)
>>50148
You didn't know? Me and Kyoko is one person.
No.50151
File: 1451241641483.jpg (603.68 KB, 750x1025, 30:41, 0fef0412f405260e6fb2e8e5dc….jpg)
not sure if i can keep avatarfagging up for too long, cba to save that many pictures, its all in the cloud brota
No.50152
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>>50149
Of course not! There are no lolicons here!
No.50153
>>50146
Kaworu my husbando <£
No.50154
File: 1451241749238.gif (724.76 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 8a98a0a4eed139b7bf0538d70c….gif)
>>50152
Good! being a lolicon is degenerate!
No.50155
>>50150
Shocking plot twist!
No.50156
#WQo{4L+g
#9$yv_Y'1
#G)Dg^f^C
No.50159
tfw its finally kickin in
No.50160
File: 1451241974410.jpg (856.03 KB, 813x1000, 813:1000, 89a3570960b2769d059be36de6….jpg)
No.50161
No.50162
>>50159
it always takes a while.
No.50163
No.50165
File: 1451242037627.jpg (605.98 KB, 850x1133, 850:1133, sample_811c3aab4785b6c38a2….jpg)
No.50166
>>50163
No problem.. faggot
No.50167
>>50148
Shouldn't you be taking care of something?
>>50145
She might be a keeper…
>>50150
Not sure why I just told them my secret!
No.50168
>>50166
I bet he'd give good head
No.50169
>>50167
Nah she wasn't really my type.. she was nice enough but nah… takes a certain someone for me to pull the trigger
>>50168
At least he had some personality :3
No.50170
No.50171
No.50172
File: 1451242441219.jpg (32.57 KB, 390x368, 195:184, ss (2015-12-17 at 05.19.02….jpg)
>>50167
I already did, it doesn't take much
Stop posting such cute images!
No.50174
File: 1451242492893.jpg (131.39 KB, 850x857, 850:857, sample_e2cba94d9bf48032376….jpg)
>>50170
it's okay i think i'll stick to this, thank you very much
No.50175
>>50172
That easy, huh?
>>50169
I wonder what your type is…
No.50177
File: 1451242820708.jpg (24.51 KB, 389x349, 389:349, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.43.52….jpg)
>>50175
It's not easy! It's just takes, uh, minimal effort!
No.50178
>>50171
Not quite as good as the Rei or Asuka ones
>>50175
Its a true mystery, but i'm not going to give out any clues.. Theres just a certain kind of individual that would pique my interest :3
No.50179
At the end of every week
Each one of us becomes a freak
Tonight the DJ makes us move
Until the sweat drops from the roof
It's time to let the base beat hard
Now we launch the louder part
Just activate your energy
Let's sing this song and come with me!
No.50181
>>50180
The speaker system brings the sound
And light effects are spinnin round
All the people on the floor
They shake their bodies and cry for more
Never let this feeling go
And let the music take control
Forget your problems and feel free
Enjoy this moment come with me!
No.50184
Morning to all of you inferior people, how are you today?
No.50185
>>50182
that song only has two verses i can't do another :/
umm
Come with,
Come with me
Come with,
Come with me
No.50186
>>50183
T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-TURN IT UP, Y'ALL!
No.50187
>falling more in love with frenchie each day
wonderful feeling even though I'm sick
No.50190
>>50188
do you actually not remember Special D
No.50191
>>50190
no
not popular in america
at all
No.50192
File: 1451243500634.jpg (590.8 KB, 650x631, 650:631, 3c57006e33b7cb9d247c304221….jpg)
>>50189
Are you trying to save you want me to gag and bind you up? So that I can let clock have his way with you
No.50193
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>50191
what in the shit
educate yourself right now, here
No.50194
>>50177
You're saying the same thing again, silly~
We'll never stop having fun together, Dunsy~
>>50178
You flatter me too much, Birdy…
No.50195
File: 1451243585408.png (391.33 KB, 529x668, 529:668, c527a93067e338658ccc06d214….png)
>>50184
Surely you jest clowny
No.50196
tfw vacation is more tiring than normal life
No.50197
>>50184
Goodmorning, I'm good, just started playing xenoblade chronicles x again, how about you?
No.50198
File: 1451243622775.jpg (Spoiler Image, 40.36 KB, 427x371, 61:53, ss (2015-12-17 at 04.26.28….jpg)
No.50200
>>50192
oh, I forgot to mention you have to bit me in the belly first so I lose all air.
Also clock died! He can't have his way with me.
>>50196
What did you do thats so tiring?
No.50201
File: 1451243706929.jpg (485.46 KB, 843x1193, 843:1193, 699a3a24e2bf8944ec169e0271….jpg)
>>50185
Not bad, good verse off the cuff :X
No.50203
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>>50202
No way, you have to tell me your stories first, before you get to touch any of this!
No.50204
File: 1451243811999.jpg (29.05 KB, 224x191, 224:191, ss (2015-09-22 at 07.41.12….jpg)
>>50199
gimme hugs pls
>>50200
too many family dinners/lunches the last couple days and my grandpa died a few days before christmas so that was really emotional and tiring too x.x
No.50205
File: 1451243842029.jpg (441.2 KB, 1240x1698, 620:849, 7c29b8ccb56edbb2bac56c449f….jpg)
No.50206
>>50203
what do you want to know?
No.50207
>>50198
>>50184
Morning Clowny! Wish we'd have similar sleep schedules so we could drink together.
No.50210
>>50204
> and my grandpa died a few days before christmas so that was really emotional and tiring too x.x
LOL
No.50211
>>50195
Naw have you seen me, it's pretty good. I mean it's not like you/they are that much inferior but to a degree.
>>50197
Might play killing floor 2 today, wait for bit to get online so we can watch anime together, not too much.
>>50200
Trust me I'll do more than that, I'm going to mark you with a branding iron so you'll always have a reminder.
>>50207
Well we will force you to get on a skype call and drink at the same time on my birthday, that will be our plan then.
No.50212
File: 1451243974357.jpg (167.37 KB, 568x734, 284:367, 1439633 - Momiji_Inubashir….jpg)
>>50204
Damn, sorry to hear, and I agree, I've also been to alot of dinners, but great food and good company is much better then sitting in front of my pc in my opinion, was fun getting drunk too!
>>50205
What are you laughing at?!
>>50206
Everything! You told me you've done dumb stuff, I was wondering what!
No.50213
No.50215
>>50204
>>50213
My hug would have been first but 8chan bugged up.
Hmph!
No.50216
>>50211
I only take you half serious clowny :3
>>50212
I just couldn't resist a chuckle..
>>50215
Excuses excuses, get better scripts :P
No.50217
File: 1451244166589.jpg (184.15 KB, 629x821, 629:821, 1470836 - Momiji_Inubashir….jpg)
>>50211
No thanks!
>>50214
Have you done dumb stuff? If so, tell me what, no matter what it is or how many things.
>>50216
CHUCKLE OVER WHAT?
No.50218
>>50211
When's your birthday?
No.50219
File: 1451244207774.jpg (203.86 KB, 510x611, 510:611, ss (2015-09-22 at 07.37.41….jpg)
>>50208
Aw thank you..
>>50209
You're the best <3
>>50212
Thanks. I don't really mind the dinners but it's just really tiring if you have family stuff every day, especially after something like that happened.. but maybe the distraction was nice. When did you get drunk?
>>50213
*hugs back* How was your christmuus?
No.50220
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>>50218
Dec 31st. I'll be 22 but it's last day of the year, pretty easy to remember
>>50217
You saying no just makes it better
>>50216
Thats probably more serious than you should, but glad you understand.
No.50221
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>>50217
Aw nothing too bad gropy. Just something that I find tickles me in a dark fashion
>>50219
No worries angel <3
No.50223
>>50217
well then
prepay me
No.50225
>>50219
Still happening, sort of. Lots of card games. Still more.
Gonna eat now bye!
>>50216
I'll be back!
No.50227
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>>50225
Good., i look forward to it :x
No.50228
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>>50219
I got drunk both christmas eve, and first christmas day! And with family too, super embarrasing… Did little angel get any good gifts?
>>50220
Yes, because me saying no means it wont happen lol
>>50221
DARK FASHION
Don't laugh at me please ;_; I know im ugly
>>50223
prepay? What'd you want?
No.50229
>>50228
No sweetie I wouldn't be so cruel as to laugh at you.. I'm not that cruel
No.50230
File: 1451244712459.jpg (49.55 KB, 289x285, 289:285, ss (2015-09-22 at 07.47.56….jpg)
>>50225
Enjoy you dinner~
>>50226
A-Are you proposing?
>>50228
That's a lot of drunk! I hope you didn't do anything weird things when you were with your family :3
I got socks, cooking things, a microwave/oven for my student room and game from a friend, what about you?
No.50233
File: 1451244822505.jpg (33.91 KB, 213x272, 213:272, ss (2015-09-22 at 07.44.46….jpg)
No.50234
>friends leave trags in my cat
>get pissed 2hen i calm them out on it
somw gucjing
No.50235
File: 1451245364047.jpg (Spoiler Image, 33.01 KB, 377x375, 377:375, ss (2015-12-17 at 07.50.45….jpg)
>12 kills in a csgo match
we still lost but I did gud
No.50237
tfw you thinn notning is real but then uoi realize yourr eeslly ficking huhvh
No.50238
File: 1451245748842.jpg (25.12 KB, 213x226, 213:226, ss (2015-09-22 at 08.01.41….jpg)
No.50239
i watch sop/sof thinking i'm the girl
No.50240
>>50235
You're improving so fast!
No.50242
MOMMY MOMMMUY MOMMY MOMMYMOMMYMOMMY
No.50245
>>50244
Why don't you do it for her?
No.50246
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>>50243
That was a cute plottwist
No.50248
>>50241
i-i rath ernot tell
No.50250
theres a xomh im my lap idk how long shes been tjere hut shes a dkg lmla
No.50251
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No.50252
>>50245
Its just not the same.
>>50247
Do et u lil freak
>>50250
Is it contagious??
No.50254
>>50252
Mobile ate my picture
No.50256
File: 1451246228889.jpg (282.01 KB, 700x653, 700:653, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….jpg)
>>50244
More fun doing the cutting yourself
No.50258
>>50255
let's have a sleepover
No.50259
>>50252
YR NOM NNY MOMMU and no its foggt
No.50260
>>50253
vids where guys jack off on pictures or figurines
No.50261
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No.50262
>>50260
oh, that's niche.
>>50261
Hey, you.
No.50264
>>50256
Rather git cut. Sadism isn't my favorite thing.
>>50259
Okays. Looks ghastly tbqh fam
No.50265
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>>50263
Mhm! and lots of cuddles and kisses!
No.50266
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>>50262
Wot? You know I love all that it entails..
>>50264
What about blood drinking?
No.50268
File: 1451246715120.png (257.12 KB, 600x676, 150:169, 5f9f507ab431be788cb32182d6….png)
No.50269
>>50266
Who's blood? Mine or another's? I'd drink blood and snort cocainejust like Jim
No.50271
>>50266
What are you up to?
No.50272
File: 1451246876488.jpg (136.18 KB, 591x750, 197:250, a02a2a7aab5004b64995c7828b….jpg)
No.50275
No.50277
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>>50273
I messaged you on steam btw, baka
>>50274
Kjoot
No.50278
>>50274
That's a boy!!
>>50275
Use your finger
No.50279
>>50276
You're awake. We need to play bf4
No.50280
>>50277
What does that mean?
>>50278
Don't repsond to me.
No.50282
>>50278
Thats what makes him cute is the fact its a boy. You wouldn't want an icky vagina.
Also chijo go take care of hailey for me I'm way too lazy to do that first thing in the morning
No.50283
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>>50280
It's a weird way to say cute~
No.50284
>>50283
In dutch? Or are you just memeing?
No.50286
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No.50287
>>50286
You brought shame to your family, time to submit sudoku.
No.50288
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>>50269
Its always better anothers, but doing oneself to share with another can be nice too..
>>50271
Jumping around different servers and resetting a few things on this laptop.. Why whats wrong have I go you nervous tak?
No.50289
>>50287
I don't wanna die yet.. please forgive me ><
No.50290
>tfw nobody on /lewd/ can dom you
No.50291
>>50280
I never did shit to you. If you're but hurt about something stupid please grow up. You're an asshole to me and I don't hold it against you.
>>50281
yes you little freak
>>50282
But that's gay and I'm also too lazy first thing in the morning. Besides when did she become my problem.
>>50285
Wake up damn it!
>>50288
I would. Could be a mix of each others blood.
No.50292
No.50293
No.50294
>>50289
Fine, you get to live for now, after all, I still have plans for you.
>>50291
fuck off
No.50295
>>50288
you can't make me nervous.
>>50290
why, you want to be put into your place?
No.50297
>>50294
Aww his lil feelins got hurt
No.50299
File: 1451247791985.png (382.89 KB, 654x862, 327:431, bca39570c65a79c60c566ff7de….png)
>>50290
I wouldn't say nobody Kyoko…
>>50291
Blood and cum.. any fluid really… no pee or scat though, thats a def nono..
>>50295
I know I wouldn't want you to be nervous either :3
No.50300
>>50291
id post to recyre but ikdek where i amrn
No.50301
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>>50294
Yay I'm glad! What are your plans? :o
No.50302
>>50299
what would you prefer?
No.50303
>>50299
I don't think blood and cum would mix well, I think it would make it chunky
No.50304
>>50292
Get some rest so you can take those pictureas already, slave.
>>50293
Punch your groin, right now you pathetic fucktoy. If you're so worthless you can't even accomplish that, then don't talk to me.
>>50295
I'd really like to see you try.
>>50299
You're adorabl, Birdy.
No.50305
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>>50291
It became your problem when I stopped wanting it to be my problem.
But I'm way lazier so as your elder I make it your job.
>>50290
Feels good to be honest
No.50306
>>50303
called a russian candycane
>>50304
I'm far too lazy.
No.50308
>>50300
Go home, you're drunk or something
>>50305
I hand her off into the wild
>>50306
Kek oven cook it
>>50307
BF4
No.50309
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>>50302
I have no preference.. but well thats a lie, i love the thought of blood.. but I love the taste of cum too.. oh decisions decisions..
>>50303
Precum would be fine, but ejaculate would be fine if you can stomach it..which fortunately I can…
>>50304
Well you did forget i'm here… with such a statement..
No.50310
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No.50311
>>50308
high on DXM and i am home
also tfw founf best friend
No.50312
File: 1451248131321.png (4.53 MB, 2726x4253, 2726:4253, 2cfd2983bda4abe8309c4aef14….png)
>>50307
Burt don't listen to his lies we gonna go play KF2 after this game of csgo.
No.50314
>>50310
y-you could dom me if you want
No.50315
>>50309
Mine's far too thick for anyone's good.
No.50316
>>50309
I think the texture would get to me but I could drink it
No.50317
Going to bed. Goodnight, sluts.
>>50310
Not really, I wish somebody could hit my switch.
No.50318
>>50311
Dxm is uh shit
>>50312
NO U
>>50313
Don't do et!!
No.50320
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>>50315
It still wouldn't stop me glugging it down :3
>>50316
I don't mind the texture..
>>50317
Nite Kyko
No.50321
>>50320
You've done it before? did you get to the coke?
No.50322
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>>50314
Slut
>>50317
Eh, I never could get turned on by the idea of being dominated, not my thing
No.50323
>>50321
Mobile eats pictures
No.50324
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>>50318
>>50318
How about you get KF2 instead you slut
It has all the blood and gore you could want
No.50327
>>50320
it's like syrup, seriously.
No.50328
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No.50330
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>>50321
I wouldn't bother with coke.. there are better drugs. tbh..
>>50327
Still wouldn't stop me.. is it sweet or salty?
No.50332
Good morning /lewd/.
How are you today?
No.50333
No.50335
>>50330
Agreed. Stick to psychs.
No.50336
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>>50332
Are you still here?
No.50337
>>50330
I don't know.
Why would I know?
>>50332
Heya noun
want some of this dick?
No.50338
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>>50332
Apart from blackened ribs and good painkillers everythings grand. How are you Noun?
No.50339
>>50332
I'm good, even better now. Gropy is mad at me for god knows why though.
No.50340
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i raged, i quit
>>50332
RARE NOUN
No.50341
I LIVE!
Drawing stuff is gonna take ages, gonna use Hex for now.
No.50342
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No.50343
>>50333
Don't peep the technique.
>>50336
Physically, not mentally.
>>50337
Mine is far superior.
>>50338
I'm good, dreamt about Elite Dangerous last night. Gonna play some ED right now.
>>50340
Dunsel! How are you!
No.50345
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>>50341
Hello scanner
>>50343
Full of rage from csgo
Trying to get better; i'm a little better but I'm volatile when I play competitive games
How's you, Noun?
No.50347
>>50345
You'll have to fucking invite me the next time you play!
I'm good, just gonna shit post a bit before I launch Elite and go on a cargo run.
No.50348
File: 1451249369469.png (10.44 KB, 567x454, 567:454, So mad I will arabic noise….png)
A million hours on MS Paint.
DO ME A DEED
AND SWALLOW MY SEED
>>50345
Hey Dunsy, making noodles, added peanut butter to it for instant pad thai.
>>50342
Hey MAgpie. How be you?
No.50349
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>>50347
I'm garbage. Kyoko helped teach me how2shoot but I panic and can't put what I learn into action consistently. It's why I can't play fighting games, I sperg and don't remember combos well in the heat of battle
But if you'd like to, sure, I'll let you know when the inferno in my heart dies down and I feel like playing again
No.50350
>>50344
Watch your dick around this guy, he is a real big pervert!
No.50352
File: 1451249490429.jpg (22.68 KB, 292x343, 292:343, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.30.51….jpg)
>>50344
Hi Burt
You look wonderful today!
No.50353
>>50349
Can't wait!
>>50344
Burt this is for you.
No.50354
Ive slept for 14 hours (since my last post), well, more like 11 and spent 3 hours in bed trying to get up
>>50332
I have awoken!
No.50356
>>50351
Probably a bigger pervert than Moe and that is big!
No.50357
>>50349
>>50353
I'm coming too, haven't played in about two weeks.
>>50354
Good morning
No.50358
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>>50354
Hello toodz
>>50355
Don't give me that face!
No.50360
>>50356
I am not a pervert I just like feets
No.50361
>>50350
Can confirm, he once e-molested me over steam chat!
No.50362
>>50343
Nice..
>>50345
Heh Ragequit… I thought You'd be more stronger than that Dunsel
>>50348
Not bad building a few folders.. Questioning a few things which I won't voice, at this moment and time.. But thats part of the fun isn't it..
How about you?
>>50350
Could be said about half of the ppl who visit this thread tbh
No.50363
>>50362
nah, Dunsel's a bitch.
No.50364
I think I'm getting sick..
No.50365
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>>50357
>>50358
Ohayo! Whats up?
No.50368
>>50354
I know how you feel. Glad you're awake toodles! Have any plans for today?
>>50357
Sweet, can't wait!
>>50364
Nausea or head cold?
No.50370
>>50365
About to play some BF4 with the biggest pervert here burt
No.50371
>>50364
We shouldn't have kissed
No.50373
>>50359
Welp you didn't deny it
>>50360
Sure…
>>50361
I hope you're ok!
>>50362
Nah Burt is on a different level
No.50374
>>50362
Noodles and Fallen London for me, whilst listening to podcasts.
Not sure where to go from there.
No.50375
>>50362
I'm not above a well-deserved ragequit
No.50376
>>50369
I'll stick to what I said, I'm not going to voice a few suspicions.. but my gut feelings are rarely wrong..
No.50377
>>50373
My e-boypussi will never be the same i'm afraid
No.50380
>>50363
Why would you say something like that?
>>50365
Playing video games, failing
How are you today?
No.50381
>>50379>>50379>>50379>>50379>>50379>>50379>>50379>>50379>>50379>>50379>>50379
NEWTHREAD
No.50382
File: 1451250083467.jpg (39.55 KB, 233x284, 233:284, ss (2015-09-22 at 08.02.04….jpg)
>>50368
Head cold. I can feel it starting at the back of my nose and I got a light headache
No.50383
No.50384
No.50387
>tfw finally done with server
Hello /lewd/
No.50394
>>50361
I did no such thing !