No.50379
Noun is Best Boy edition.
First for noun as best boy.
I wanna dock your ass.
No.50388
>post in old thread just as this was made
>tfw finally done with server
Hello /lewd/
No.50389
>>50382
Get yourself some alkaseltzer. That shit can cure anything, Angel! Hope you feel better buddy.
No.50392
>>50379
OP can't be first bitch boi!
No.50393
File: 1451250216170.jpg (24.22 KB, 290x356, 145:178, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.30.36….jpg)
>>50388
Welcome back, pervert!
How'd it go with your server?
No.50395
No.50396
>>50374
Not much from me, just having a little fun as i build folders..
>>50375
You don't earn nothing from rage quitting other than shame.. I wouldn't take pride in that.. If I was running the server you'd be banned.. but that was when i ran it…
No.50397
>>50388
Miles! Wassup mulatto?
No.50398
File: 1451250286272.jpg (31.49 KB, 349x336, 349:336, ss (2015-12-17 at 06.21.28….jpg)
>>50396
>quitting a game of casual csgo, where nothing matters, is shameful
Sure
No.50399
I need to stop posting and start playing, the fuck am I doing. Peace!
No.50400
File: 1451250321099.jpg (46.81 KB, 236x307, 236:307, ss (2015-09-22 at 07.21.43….jpg)
>>50389
I'll look for it tomorrow. Thanks Noun.. <3
No.50402
File: 1451250359298.png (400.24 KB, 727x1000, 727:1000, 3d3afb827f9bc6069fff398d01….png)
>>50398
Nah the servers I ran where competitive… none of this casual bs..
No.50403
>>50399
You just love being one of the fags too much to leave
No.50404
File: 1451250439324.jpg (29.65 KB, 469x380, 469:380, ss (2015-12-17 at 05.51.45….jpg)
>>50399
Have fun docking
>>50402
You've proven how hardcore you are, you can stop now
No.50405
>>50368
My plans to play videogames with my bf fell apart after I was too argumental in a call, so I guess I'll draw and work on my tumbler and draw.
>>50370
Nice, bf4 is fun.
No.50406
File: 1451250439324.jpg (3.23 MB, 2894x4093, 2894:4093, 2a829b444efc15d17ca73e5dfc….jpg)
No.50407
>>50401
I thought we were operators
No.50408
>>50399
How could you ever leave?
Things often get interesting fast here.
No.50409
File: 1451250486774.jpg (824.46 KB, 1280x1762, 640:881, fefc42f913588b85733678d30f….jpg)
No.50410
>>50390
Stop right there pervert!
No.50411
>>50393
I have to wait until tonight to do anything more.
So okay I guess.
>>50397
I'm white though. I'm okay. I ate too much leftover christmas food.
I'll remedy this by getting more high and eating more caffeine
No.50412
File: 1451250608940.png (228.12 KB, 639x1024, 639:1024, 21007f0ce33f1ea7910750e662….png)
>>50404
You can stop whinging now.. you're the one getting your thong in a twist sweetie..
>>50408
Thats true.. especially when ppl like to just take a strop over some bants
No.50414
No.50415
>>50405
You should play with us
No.50416
File: 1451250695534.png (417.31 KB, 495x700, 99:140, 7d2c9d17512c9dfe5ec7c602df….png)
No.50418
File: 1451250775101.jpg (35.31 KB, 424x366, 212:183, ss (2015-12-17 at 05.33.44….jpg)
>>50412
There was supposed to be a really smug picture but 8ch fugged it up
What is "take a strop?" Slang?
No.50419
File: 1451250838935.png (716.82 KB, 992x751, 992:751, 0d0385dae56d1fc67518fa09bb….png)
>>50418
To cry like a little bitch…
No.50420
>>50417
i miss dissociatives
No.50422
>>50406
I know this you baka!!
>>50413
Fapping already? Well uuhh enjoy I guess!
No.50423
File: 1451250907020.jpg (22.89 KB, 287x358, 287:358, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.31.28….jpg)
>>50419
It's just poking fun, no need to be rude
No.50424
File: 1451250915529.jpg (264.16 KB, 708x1000, 177:250, 611d9a0aaf1b96de5c078f3f76….jpg)
>Panthers lose to the Falcons
wew lad
No.50425
>>50412
Indeedy, lot of explosive personalities to witness their lamentations, LIKE FIREWORKS.
However, can never stay too long. Lewd is a corruptive essence, and I haven't fapped for 3 days.
No.50426
File: 1451250945484.jpg (605.98 KB, 850x1133, 850:1133, sample_811c3aab4785b6c38a2….jpg)
>>50421
aim, what you mean
No.50427
File: 1451250948642.jpg (22.61 KB, 316x293, 316:293, ss (2015-12-17 at 06.09.03….jpg)
>>50424
Yeah, baseball! Basketball? Sports!
Hi homu
No.50428
File: 1451250983498.png (554.25 KB, 885x1299, 295:433, a8b9381cae76574a80fa11ab8e….png)
>>50427
Hello hello. How's things?
No.50430
File: 1451251039845.jpg (21.64 KB, 245x272, 245:272, ss (2015-12-17 at 05.12.07….jpg)
>>50428
I'm alright, posting to pass the time
How are you today?
No.50431
File: 1451251063383.jpg (245.47 KB, 602x800, 301:400, ab9104c6964bc5e0c64a03ca09….jpg)
>>50423
I wasn't being rude, I was just telling you plainly what it meant..
>>50425
Aww scan, I doubt you'd hold out… especially if your feeling the need to let go and get it emptied
No.50432
holyfuckbhow long doestbhis las t
No.50433
No.50434
>>50431
Still with my family for christmas, don't think I have the privacy to do so. ;-;
No.50435
File: 1451251214783.jpg (194.52 KB, 848x1200, 53:75, 9f31b135596244e4ca5ce81c3e….jpg)
>>50432
Probably not that long… so enjoy it while it lasts..
No.50436
>>50432
ive been high since nbio bn
No.50437
File: 1451251243041.jpg (28.35 KB, 395x348, 395:348, ss (2015-12-17 at 05.55.42….jpg)
No.50438
No.50440
>>50434
Go and crack one out in the bathroom.. added points if you can do it standing up… and aim down the toilet :3
No.50441
No.50442
No.50443
No.50444
going to bed, wish me lewd dreams
No.50445
No.50446
File: 1451251377483.jpg (30.13 KB, 369x319, 369:319, ss (2015-12-17 at 09.06.04….jpg)
>>50442
Go to bed, hailey
>>50444
Trips confirm, sweet dreams friend
No.50448
>>50440
Grrrr, I'll just hold it in.
I'm not devolving into jacking off in the toilet.
No.50450
>>50444
Dont get assassinated in your dreams by a loli!
No.50451
File: 1451251531157.png (350.65 KB, 519x1200, 173:400, 4d5c19d47d66446d5b3e3a037f….png)
>>50430
Being lazy but I'm fine.
No.50452
>>50447
for best results put on music and lie down in a dark room with eyes closed
No.50453
i got akill whilein csgo while high lmfao
No.50454
>>50424
>dolphins lost again
>cardinals going to lose to the packers
No.50455
File: 1451251596329.jpg (1.82 MB, 2136x3028, 534:757, 7118a1bb5b811e3bb31910ce02….jpg)
>>50447
You'll be fine Hailey, just enjoy it..
>>50448
I would just lie on the bathroom floor and go nuts, if anyone asks just say you where firing out a tough one.. Added fun if you don't have a lock on the bathroom door :3
No.50456
File: 1451251640023.png (451.17 KB, 948x1000, 237:250, 22070afe7166974a4601d864e0….png)
>>50454
Cards will not lose to Green Bay!!
No.50457
I GOT MVP WHILE HIGH LMFAO QTF
No.50458
>>50456
They totally will !
No.50459
>>50455
Wow, that's pretty fucking
depraved. What about the no porn thing though?
Grrr, I'm looking up mosnter girls now, I blame you for setting me off
No.50460
>>50457
>tfw can't even play as good as a degenerate semi-lucid himouto
brb sudoku
No.50461
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
No.50462
No.50463
File: 1451251938001.jpg (111.41 KB, 868x1228, 217:307, 87f87ca9a33145430aec9f4b0e….jpg)
>>50459
Scan you know im really fucking depraved, i fapped in work in a cubicle a number of times.. I have no shame.. Just do a 60 sec shuffle and hope you have a good aim, or into the hand to lick or swallow :3
No.50464
hailey killed me while being high out of this world for a doublekill gg
No.50465
>>50462
*is confounded*
I… I don't even know what to do…
I can't handle attention.
>>50463
Oh, you're magpie.
Stop changing your name, is confusing.
No.50466
tfw im onlu goosd at csgo hifh
No.50467
hailey can't type edition
No.50468
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>>50465
Scan ffs you should know me by now… lol.. you know my sex drive is through the roof..
No.50469
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>>50467
This isn't new, we've already known that.
No.50470
>>50467
He's like this every time he isn't sober
No.50471
>>50468
Everyone here has an over abundant sexdrive.
So the more you change your name, the more I can't keep track since you blend in and stuff.
No.50472
File: 1451252460378.jpg (390.21 KB, 748x1059, 748:1059, 10549ad96ffc09f05015aef83e….jpg)
>>50471
hmm well I thought you'd know it was me by the avatars, that and the blood trip..
No.50473
>>50472
Didn't know you went by 'Blood', I knew a BLoodchan once.
No.50474
>>50473
I thought the .. at the end of every sentence gave it away
No.50475
File: 1451252634399.png (710.85 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, 96364c37d317b94809e0ad6873….png)
>>50473
Yeah theres a blood chan..
No.50476
I need to rest
Staying awake is hard, and it's not made any easier sitting up at the computer like this
See you later weirdos
No.50477
File: 1451252829976.png (Spoiler Image, 504.42 KB, 565x800, 113:160, 0da35259f21fba69981c0fb727….png)
>>50474
Gave what away?
>>50475
Is she dead yet?
No.50478
Bird > Bloodchan
that guy was the worst
No.50479
listening to dmx while on dxm
POTTERY
O
T
T
E
R
Y
No.50480
File: 1451253076402.jpg (581.56 KB, 569x773, 569:773, ee049f945ef4d9b3dc3fc7b1c5….jpg)
>>50477
No shes very much alive, i have to speak to sci about her actually next time i see him.
No.50482
>>50480
Oh, as Bloodchan a she?
No.50483
File: 1451253227381.jpg (Spoiler Image, 33 KB, 942x750, 157:125, 1431042156523-0.jpg)
>>50480
Why?
GOSSIP!
I WANT TO KNOW!
Plus, Bloodchan is ok. Never talked much though.
No.50484
File: 1451253348636.jpg (105.86 KB, 818x1189, 818:1189, 6b72b9c6e3067e4fe50d10c339….jpg)
yes there is a female blood chan..
>>50483
I wanted to talk to her… not about anything too important, just a few questions.. But she elusive
No.50485
sum1 cuddle with blasted me
No.50487
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>>50484
She is indeed a rare duchess of VIOLENCE AND BLOOD FETISHES!
No.50488
File: 1451253471855.jpg (162.37 KB, 803x504, 803:504, 9cf68a24d7c2851baf3555f09c….jpg)
>>50487
I know….
I wanted a good chat with her.. but as I said she is elusive..
No.50489
>>50486
sum1 older than me sorry
No.50490
>>50488
>inb4 you jack off on cam, using blood as lube
No.50491
File: 1451253598319.jpg (322.43 KB, 891x1477, 891:1477, 4f37695ca67f4db058b6907dcd….jpg)
>>50489
Everyone is older than you I thought
No.50492
>>50488
If they're the one I'm thinking of, they were pretty damn manipulative.
No.50493
>>50491
g and rager are the two exceptions
clownnnyyyy~ cuddle wif meee
No.50494
>>50493
I'm older than you too.
*cuddles*
No.50495
>>50490
mmm.. don't get me started scan
>>50491
Must be someone specific
>>50492
True dat… thats why i need to track her down..
No.50496
>>50495
Ehh. I prefer honest people.
No.50497
>>50493
I'm busy eating though, I can't eat and cuddle at the same time.
No.50498
>>50489
I'm older too so ~cuddles~
No.50499
File: 1451253832576.jpg (211.39 KB, 600x839, 600:839, 9cb117dc8734b07a3bba3382a9….jpg)
>>50496
Oh this wasn't anything serious… this was just a few questions, nothing serious.
No.50500
>>50495
>>50495
I'm gonna start and rev you up like a chainsaw, bby~
Your prostate is gonna get attention.
No.50501
No.50502
>>50501
Hah, I totally am a cuddleslut.
> spent a weekend with a guy cuddling him all the time
No.50504
>>50500
I don't mind, just be gentle… my ribs are delicate.. though my pain threshold is high
>>50501
Eh?
No.50505
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>>50501
Add me on the list.
>>50504
Why on earth would you mention your ribs?
._.'
No.50506
>>50504
Hmmm well cuddling has to be on the agenda tbh…
No.50507
>>50503
> cuddle by day, be the little spoon by night
Da bess.
No.50508
>>50505
Becuase they are black from when i fell down the stairs.. so im on a 50/50 pain fetish/painkiller thrill atm..
>>50507
Be the spoon then swtich and have them snuggle into you
No.50509
>Xenoblade been kicking me ass all day
Fuck this game but I don't want to stop ;-;
No.50510
Hailey is taking unfair drugs to be good at csgo PLS BAN HER RIOT
No.50511
>>50508
I've never been able to sleep like that as the big spoon. I tried it with my ex a few times and never managed it.
No.50512
>>50510
lmfao dxm reaally shhoudly be preformance enhancing ;)
No.50513
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>>50511
I can sleep either way, but because im small i end up just wrapping myself around them.. so not really a spoon, more just 2 bodies intertwined..
No.50514
>>50513
Ahh, it'd be nice to have someone wrapped around me again.
No.50515
File: 1451254493489.jpg (1.42 MB, 1118x2252, 559:1126, 5d432266eb02c5eeaa6eb145ab….jpg)
>>50514
Ditto its been far too long sadly
No.50517
>>50508
Awwww!
You don't need me to lewd you up, you need some TLC!
*huggu*
No.50518
>>50515
It's always too long.
>>50516
Wh-what?
No.50519
File: 1451254780476.jpg (331.51 KB, 547x810, 547:810, 5c32be91df0a3413932bcfed95….jpg)
>>50517
TLC and lewd should go hand in hand…
>>50518
Thats true..
No.50520
>>50518
you two should fuck
No.50521
File: 1451255304753.jpg (52.75 KB, 446x601, 446:601, 0cccb78d1911ba6429844a1918….jpg)
No.50522
>>50521
That would be excessively /lewd/, though.
No.50524
>spend 20 minutes salvaging escape pods from a nearby ship crash
>finally finish, set warp drive to Ackerman Market
>supercruise in that system for about 30 minutes because I like to take in the sights
>lock into ackerman
>a bounty hunter takes me out 3 light seconds from the station
>takes all my cargo
This game is giving me ArcheAge flashbacks…
No.50525
File: 1451255639138.jpg (252.15 KB, 1600x2202, 800:1101, 14e33a5be58ee868b5f85f77ea….jpg)
>>50522
Excessive /lewd/ would be too much.
No.50526
>>50525
Exactly! I'm glad you understand.
One must have limits.
No.50527
File: 1451255793571.jpg (456.22 KB, 800x1119, 800:1119, 54b6e826f16ac451913a92eb39….jpg)
>>50524
I'll see about getting the game tonight so I can call you a shitter while I use you as bait.
But yea fuck archeage
No.50529
File: 1451255945615.jpg (45.99 KB, 561x960, 187:320, 12435720_1130152313663468_….jpg)
>My big brothers invitation to New years
H-how can I say no, now?!
No.50530
>>50528
Unspoken limits.
I mean, we're on lewd and these guys probably have no limits to speak of.
>>50529
D'awwwwww.
He even sealed it!
No.50531
>>50527
Can't wait! The game is about extreme patience though. There's also a pretty high learning curve.
No.50532
>>50529
Very nice invitation
>>50530
Ok.. yeah I guess so
No.50533
EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW THAT ME AND TOODLES ARE BEST FRIENDS OK
No.50534
File: 1451256337256.jpg (55.59 KB, 452x391, 452:391, GIDRMDGOEGDVRUIVURI URUA F….jpg)
FUCKING BROTHERS OF BLOOD
I AM
LIVID
No.50535
>>50533
Only best friends, right?
No.50536
>>50530
Well its not a real seal, one of those fake cheap ones lol
>>50532
I know! How's you my sweetie going to spend new year?
No.50537
>>50535
Yes. Nothing lewd, just slutty platonic friendship~
No.50538
>>50536
Nothing as per usual.
No.50539
>>50536
It's still considerate!
>>50537
Wow. I didn't know platonic was a thing here.
Slutty on the other hand is always implied
No.50541
>>50531
Learning curves plus patience isn't a problem for me. Plus a friend told me I can just euro truck simulator it which is probably what I will do.
Alrigh yeah as soon as the bank says I can use my own money which is probably tomorrow I'll get it
No.50542
fucking wordfilter you know what i meant
No.50543
>>50538
Youll atleast watch the count down right? And drink!
>>50539
Yeah, I agree, no reason to waste money for a seal if its just a 1 time of a year thingy.
No.50544
>>50541
Then that's what we'll do. We'll be intergalactic space truckers and maybe, if we're feeling naughty, salvage cargo containers and smuggle them into stations.
No.50545
>>50543
I didn't know there were cheap seals, to be fair.
But yeah, it's nice.
I hope you go and enjoy it!
No.50546
>>50543
c-can I come too >.<
No.50547
>>50545
Ofc there is, its plastic with glue under it! Seems like a flawless selling point.
Thanks, whats your plans for new year, dotter?
>>50546
I mean, if you actually wanted to, you could!
No.50548
>>50543
Probably not Gropy… being honest
No.50549
How do I get good at this game?
No.50550
>>50547
It's good. I hope they're making lots of money out of cheap seals!
And pretty much nothing, really. Can I come along as well?
No.50553
>>50548
You're going to be sober on new year?
>>50550
Yeah, they probably are! I wish I could come up with ideas like that.
And no gross! no homos allowed.
No.50554
>>50544
We got this we gonna start our own space trucker business.
We will trade in 2d anime girls
No.50555
>>50553
I-isn't Akari a homo too?
No.50556
>>50555
IM 100% HETEROSEXUAL!
No.50557
>>50556
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
No.50558
You heard the man himself.
No.50560
>>50558
> tfw won't have hot steamy gay sex with Akari
No.50562
File: 1451257641674.jpg (431.46 KB, 2893x4092, 263:372, d3beae8d0b18be681a98661a01….jpg)
I guess its time for me to head on to bed. I'm not much company tonight folks so i apologize. Nite nite i'll carch you all tomorrow…
>>50553
Yeah i have to be reassessed and new meds etc
And whats the point of going out in new year when you know no one and have no friends or family to spend it with irl…
so yeah i'll probably have an early night..Just the same as xmas, where I got nothing.. ntie folks..
No.50563
>>50557
… WITHOUT EXCEPTIONS!
>>50560
w-what…. no one will have gay sex with me
No.50564
>>50562
I know the feeling, at least you got this place
No.50565
>>50563
Why not? Are they mad?
No.50566
HOLY SHIT WHEN I STAND UP I JUST GET HIGHER WTF
No.50569
>>50562
Goodnight.
>>50564
What don't you get about /lewd/?
No.50570
tfw i may have just gotten akari laid
No.50571
>>50568
>tfw have a had a joint on my desk for 3 days
>tfw haven't smoked it because im not some degenerate who smokes without a reason
No.50572
>>50571
Mail it to america, I'll smoke it for you.
No.50573
Tfw done nothing again all day
No.50574
>>50571
Life is enough of a reason
No.50575
File: 1451258803307.png (555.16 KB, 820x975, 164:195, another_random_anime_girl_….png)
>>50569
What do you mean? That was literally my second post here lol, tiny peepee bedwetter~
No.50576
>>50571
>Implying I smoke without reason
My reason is I like being high and hate being sober.
>>50573
Wurst girl
No.50577
File: 1451258864307.png (451.33 KB, 600x839, 600:839, 6f9b98a2cab44049c4745aaf21….png)
>>50573
>done nothing all day and bits internet keeps going out so can't do anything either
I know this feel
No.50578
I'm a pathetic sissy who can't even post on this thread correctly.
No.50579
>>50575
H-how do you know I have that issue…
No.50580
>>50577
Elite Dangerous!
>>50573
Elite Dangerous!
No.50581
>>50580
FINAL FANTASY.
>>50577
At least I got beer!
No.50582
>>50574
But my life is pretty calm and good lol, no reason to inject stupid shit in my while I'm perfectly happy at my pc.
Once I got out I'll do it, just so I can socialise better.
>>50576
What's wrong with being sober?
No.50583
>>50581
>FINAL FANTASY.
You need to play a new game. No wonder your days are beginning to feel empty - that game is repetitive as fug.
No.50584
>>50583
Fucking savage noun.
No.50585
>>50583
I play cs since 7 years and Im not emty
>>50584
>gropy
No.50586
>>50579
Because it's nonon, you know, the chemo, the number one Shit poster, the guy who got the love of your life to send me his tiny little cock on email?
You gonna gibbu hug or nah
No.50587
>>50586
NONONNNNN! My shitposting mulatto.
No.50588
>>50582
It helps me live better. I hate how much I feel like need it but meh.
No.50589
>>50581
>at least I got beer!
Me too!
No.50591
>>50586
Holyshit, nonon?! Best poster.
>>50588
You probably don't need it, you're just making shit up.
Go to rehab, get a decent life.
No.50592
>>50586
>the love of your life
ow
No.50593
how am i still high should i call a doctor
No.50594
>>50586
Skandi's dick isn't tiny! Yours is just too big.
And hello.
No.50595
>>50593
No call the police
No.50596
>>50591
Had therapist had psr workers and the like. Weed has helped me more than all of that.
>Just making shit up
Totally
No.50597
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>>50596
This might help more.
No.50598
>>50583
>>50583
Current session: 650 minutes :^)
I had an 800 minute session once without afk
No.50599
>>50586
Which Nonon?
Futa Nonon?
No.50600
>>50597
Only come and jack me off while it happens.
No.50601
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>>50587
I'm starving bro, feed me
>>50591
I'm not being mean this time, but when have we ever spoken!
>>50592
Just a prank bro! I'm pretty sure he likes being cukked anyway just like that French dude
>>50594
Tbf yours is pretty tiny too, shave your belly mister!
No.50602
>>50601
Did you ever post on /ssft/?
No.50603
>>50601
Just a prank!? Where's the camera?
just a painful thought all in all
No.50604
>i didnt vomit
what do i win?
No.50606
>>50599
No, the one with the giant ego.
>>50602
No, I'm the one who enjoys shit posting and injecting substances into my ass, you chenposting fruit!
>>50603
I-is this how you guys erp?
No.50608
>>50605
theres a bottle of nyquil in my car but im not ready for sleepytime yet
No.50609
>>50607
Hehehe I'll give you 40 quid, but you gotta work for it
No.50610
>>50606
I don't remember this!
>>50607
That's how much you're willing to sell your body for?
That's pretty cheap!
No.50611
>>50606
O-oh, my bad then… What do you inject into your butt?!
No.50612
>>50606
It can be bae, just chug this bottle.
>>50607
Still broke
>>50608
That's crap anyways
No.50613
>>50607
A pervert like you should be able to get that quick
No.50614
>>50601
Skandi likes hair, so I'm not going to shave myself.
No.50616
Im going to bed now with Haunter.
GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
No.50620
>>50609
What kind of work?
>>50610
Sell my body? what are you talking about?
>>50613
I dont see how that would help plus I am not a pervert
No.50621
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>>50610
I'm from r9k, originate from sluthate, and wish sean o'pry would send me his nudes
>>50611
Naughty things, I'll give you a shot of testosterone up your butt ifyouknowhatimean
>>50612
Does skandi tell you about our secret lewdies?
>>50615
Check these and cut yourself, mouth breather!
No.50622
>>50620
Yes sell your body, its the only way
No.50623
>>50621
Mouth breathing isn't a crime!
Not on my side of the country, anyway.
No.50625
>>50621
>>50621
You'd think on snailchan I could at least get a decent get, but no.
No.50627
>>50616
Good night Akari and Haunter!
No.50630
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>>50624
I made a mistake, do you think you could ever forgive me?
I'm on my knees begging for you, just give me one more chance bb
>>50623
You're an alright guy, I'm gonna pat you on the head
No.50632
>>50630
Thanks, man.
I appreciate your high level of praise.
No.50633
>>50629
You can call it that sure
No.50634
>>50630
One more chance is fine I guess..I'm just confused now. Secret lewdies? wat
No.50635
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akarin didnt said goonight to me and went offline
No.50636
>>50621
Oooh
I never went on places like that..
Always /b/
>>50620
You;'re not?
No.50637
>>50633
So who do I go to? I could use that 40 dollars before 2100 est
No.50639
>>50635
OH NO.
You have fallen out of favour!
No.50640
>>50637
Just buy some cheap cider instead
No.50641
>>50636
Well I kinda need my body
No.50642
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>>50635
don't give up hope
No.50643
>>50634
It was meant for miles I promise!
Have pic related to cheer you up.
>tfw no az bf
>>50636
Yeah they aren't nice places, they corrupted my poor lewd mind.
No.50644
>>50637
Im not a mega pervert like you idk! Im sure someone here could help you with your body
No.50645
Back, should I drink herbal tea whilst I play Xcom?
No.50646
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>>50645
Drink alcohol instead
No.50648
>>50645
no get drunk and play xcom
No.50649
>>50620
Tattoo "I will do anything for 40 dollars" on your forehead
No.50650
>>50644
I highly doubt anyone here is a scientist
>>50649
Thats not work that just stupid and would cost me money
No.50651
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>>50646
Not the time for it, it is time for chill.
>>50648
God damnit, you buttsluts, I got work tomorrow.
I don't wanna be a hungover kitchen porter.
No.50652
>>50646
>>50648
You people are bad people.
He should sleep and then have lots of nice dreams.
No.50653
>>50650
Clown is a special scientist
No.50654
>>50651
You shouldn't be up this late!
No.50655
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>>50651
I'm chilling with alcohol alone, but still
>>50652
I'm not bad, I just want to share the wonders of alcohol with everyone!
No.50656
>>50647
>died getting sucked off by a ladyboy, high on coke, on trenbolone, clenbuterol, dinitrophenol, all while chilling in a sauna
Was my hero
>>50650
Pen ink, toothpaste, charcoal and sewing needles are cheap tbh
No.50658
>>50653
What kind of scientist am I exactly?
No.50659
>>50635
Awwww hunny ^~^
You know i always come back on my phone for you
I could never ever fall asleep without talking to you from my bed.
No.50660
>>50656
A true peoples champion
No.50661
>>50654
But I want all the time I can to myself!
Work is stealing my time!
>>50655
For me, alcohol is for blue moons or a weekly basis.
Don't worry, I'll be drunk tomorrow.
No.50662
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>>50656
One day, we'll all be aesthetically pleasing
No.50664
>>50653
I dont know about that
>>50656
I have an unsteady hand and cant spell.
No.50665
>>50661
O-oh I probably wont be
No.50666
>>50661
Yeah, I know the feeling.
Feeling like a zombie all day also sucks, though.
Anyway, why are you working on a Bank Holiday?
No.50667
>>50662
when we die and become fertilizer for pretty plants
No.50668
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>>50667
Maybe those are your plans, but I'm gonna live forever
No.50670
>>50663
You pervert, that doesn't tell me anything.
Gotta tell me what kind of scientist I am, or whats my specialty
No.50671
>>50668
Will it be glorious?
No.50672
Man I'm gonna go to sleep, goodnight all.
No.50673
>>50670
hes trying to get me to sell my body to science aka you
No.50674
No.50676
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>>50671
It could be
>>50672
Goodnight
No.50677
>>50676
I'd probably be bored out of my skull.
No.50678
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>>50673
What would I do with your body? I guess I could pimp you out, have to see how good I can make you look in a dress.
No.50679
>>50666
Because understaffed resturant.
Remember, the owner got all kitchen staff to build the fucking thing from the decorations, to signs, to varnish, paint, electrics and everything else.
>>50665
ALL THE MORE FOR ME!
No.50680
>>50668
We all return to the earth eventually.
No.50681
>>50675
AAAA HUNNY!!!
Thats so cute.
I want you to hold me very thight while we sleep >.<
No.50682
>drank with my old crush tonight
>hinted to my master that I might do lewd stuff with him
>he didn't stop me
>hinted harder
>he didn't stop me
>flat-out told him that I'd made sure to be clean "everywhere" for my old crush
>he encouraged me
MASTER IS A CUCK
No.50683
>>50664
Trusst me
>>50670
You bigger pervert! You help burt sell his body to someone for $40
>>50673
Noo!!
No.50684
>On Dec 27, 2015, at 6:29 PM, Skandi wrote:
>Please, master, really think about it. I-I'm really scared that it will mess up something between us
>On 28 December 2015 at 01:28, Miles wrote:
>Yes you dolt! What happened?
>On Dec 27, 2015, at 6:27 PM, Skandi wrote:
>U-uhm. A-are you honestly sure you'd like to know if I did something lewd with Thomas, master? Like, really really sure? And don't just answer with your dick, please try to actually think about it. If you say "no", I won't mention it ever again, I promise.
>Skandi cucked me with his ex.
No.50686
>>50682
I-I thought I was special…
I'm going to go to bed
No.50688
HAHA!
Internet relationships are weird.
No.50689
>>50686
Just tell him no if you're not comfortable with it, ffs.
No.50690
>>50686
I-I didn't actually do it! I was messing with you! Please, master, I'm still yours!
No.50691
>>50678
THATS WHAT SCIENTISTS DO TO BODIES
WHAT THE FUCK
I do need $40 though…
>>50683
why?
>>50682
>>50684
oh thats brutal…
No.50692
Guys toodles is confirmed my wife ok
No.50693
Aww poor Skandi and Miles
No.50694
>>50691
That's what I have been doing with sectoid corpses in Xcom.
Putting them in cocktail dresses…. FOR SCIENCE
No.50695
Not the best time for this, but I totally called it.
No.50696
No.50697
>>50690
Good boy~
Don't worry, I'm just playing with you again~
That's what you get for trying to dom me using such underhanded techniques~ This is punishment, it shouldn't feel good to you.
No.50698
>>50692
I thought he was your best friend!
No.50699
>>50691
You will never get that $40 if you keep asking questions!
No.50700
I DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING
I WAS JUST TEASING HIM AND HE DIDN'T REACT SO I TEASED HARDER AND HARDER BUT I DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING
No.50701
>>50698
>he
I'm going to gay marry her so she can live in the states fam
No.50703
>>50701
Sorry, I'm struggling to keep up with genders and stuff.
No.50705
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>>50702
Blowjob lalafell height slut!
No.50707
>>50694
weird ass scientists
>>50699
I need answers though! i cant just agree to do something for $40 without knowing what i am getting into
No.50708
>>50706
Gropy as an ass tbqh fam
No.50709
>>50700
It was a very bad joke you dork. I love you, don't worry.
I shouldn't have done something so mean to you.
No.50710
>>50697
I'm sorry, master. I didn't really lie to you, but I was still being a fucking idiot. I'm sorry.
No.50711
>>50706
check your privilege and my pronouns and thrse singles, you cis shitlord :^)
No.50712
>>50707
How bad do you need the $40?
No.50713
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>>50711
Nice singles dude.
No.50714
>>50710
You don't have to apologize your dork. Go back to email before you make a fool of yourself on here. It'll be alright.
No.50715
>>50711
>literallly cant get singles right
No.50716
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Not even I would do anything for money, burt get yourrself together
No.50717
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>>50716
That's cause you'd do it for free you slut
No.50718
>>50712
Honestly not that bad i got $200 to waste but I dont want to waste my own money on whiskey
>>50716
Im not doing anything though in fact im trying to not do anything at all
No.50719
>>50717
No
>>50718
Waste your money and me and I'll shower you with stuff better then whiskey.
No.50720
No.50721
>>50707
It is for the greater good, I swear.
We're studying how said subjects look in dresses.
No.50722
>>50698
Its economic marriage. Im marrying into a better economy.
No.50723
No.50724
>>50718
Fucking pervert you got moeny now buy those friends those games! nah im jk no you're really a pervert tho. Im sorry my scientist could not help you maybe next time
No.50726
>>50719
You just said you wouldn't do anything for money. plus isnt my attention enough? I think so.
>>50721
Makes sense
>>50724
I would but they wont let me buy them anything
No.50729
No.50730
>>50726
Attention is good enough to be friends, is that all you want?