No.50725
Master is a stupid cuck edition
No.50731
First for Bit is best boy
No.50732
>>50731
yay!
>>50726
then u have very good friends
No.50733
No.50735
>>50730
You'd just cuck me and I would be out 200 dollars.
>>50732
Yes I do
No.50737
No.50739
>>50735
I'm not a cuck, silly, and it's only a bit you have to waste, not all of it.
>>50737
>>50738
Do not bully the dumpster!!!
No.50740
>>50739
I merely agreed with you!
No.50741
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>>50732
>my scientist
Wow what a pervert, you wanting me to dress in a lab coat now?
>>50734
We've known this
That manga was sad yo
No.50742
CAN'T GET CUCKED IF YA AIN'T GOT NO WAIFU!
No.50743
Can't get cucked if you're hopelessly alone.
No.50744
>>50741
>inb4 Clown gets all Dr.Strangelove on us
No.50745
>>50742
Waifu's aren't something you choice willingly, it just happens.
No.50746
>>50743
Cucking is shit, anyway.
No.50747
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Can't get cucked if you've never loved
No.50748
>>50744
I rather be krieger. I actually have a cosplay thing planned for him in june with a bit of effort as well. Have a mobile projector that I'm gonna use for the waifu.
No.50749
>think im down
>stnad up.
>not down
oops
No.50750
>>50739
sorry little lalafell
>>50741
Yes you're mine
No.50751
>>50746
Oh, yeah.
I agree.
>>50747
Want me to fall in love with you?
No.50752
>>50751
I don't know, this is all so sudden
No.50753
>>50739
A relationship formed on money isnt good either
No.50754
I would again like to point out that I did not actually cuck Miles. And I'm possibly somewhat drunk.
No.50755
>>50752
It'll take some time, of course.
and we'd need to talk a bit.
No.50756
>>50754
You and me both the drunk part, not the cucking
>>50755
I'd be a horrible person to love anyway
No.50757
>>50740
But you've ever given me your cummies yet…
>>50741
Youre sad.
>>50753
Does it matter so long we get off? If anything, you're a nice and sweet guy.
No.50758
>>50756
you can't know that for sure!
You want some attention anyway?
No.50759
>>50758
>you want some attention anyway?
way to make me sound needy!
I can chat though if you want
No.50760
>>50757
Isn't me being nice and sweet worth more then money could ever be worth?
No.50761
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>>50745
Just like how one happens to come home early and WHOOPS! Your beloved is taking 20 dicks.
No.50762
>>50759
My bad, that wasn't my attention.
No.50763
>>50760
But you're always nice and sweet, that's why I like you, money just makes everything better.
No.50764
>>50757
Well, I still could!
No.50765
HEY RAGER GUESS WHO DIDNT VOMIT
No.50766
>>50762
Relax i'm just 'avin a giggle m80
No.50767
>>50766
Oh.
Well, nice to meet you.
I'm Rager.
>>50765
you lucky fuck
No.50769
>>50757
Naw I'm quite happy, though a it tired.
>>50750
Good, as long as you known you own me it all works out fine
No.50770
>>50767
Nice to meet you too, i'm Pinsbroke
No.50771
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i cheated tho i took pepto
No.50772
>>50763
Money just creates problems so all my niceness and sweetness should be all you need.
>>50765
Did you drink the whole bottle of cough syrup?
No.50773
>>50770
Where'd you get that name?
>>50771
Clever girl.
No.50774
>>50773
When I built my pc I broke the pins in the CPU socket and I suck at names so I came up with pinsbroke
No.50775
>>50764
You dont want to tho! I'm gross
>>50772
When have money ever created problems? What kind of world do you live in? Money brings entertainment and pleasure.
A way to make people get together!
No.50776
>>50772
3 bottlesx, and i didnt even have a trip just got giggly and shit motor functions
>>50773
my shits gonna hurt tho
No.50777
>>50774
you built your own?
so it must be a nice one, do you play vidya?>>50776
Send me your space medicine.
No.50778
>>50777
Yeah I play vidya, but not really on pc at the moment since it's back in my student accomodation while i'm home for christmas break
No.50779
>>50775
Always cause ill have no money soon and wont be able to keep up the standards of living you expect to have and then we drift apart and i get drunk and sad.
>>50776
how big were the bottles
No.50781
>>50779
two were big, one was small but its only active ingredient was DXM
No.50783
>>50779
Not true, it's just an onetime thing to start things off silly.
No.50784
>>50782
It's an alright university truth be told i'm failing because I drink too much with my roomates
No.50785
>>50775
Naaaaah, of course you aren't!
No.50786
>>50783
Okay ill spend 5 cents on you is that enough?
No.50787
>>50785
be honest
>>50786
Sure, if that is how much you tihnk I'm worth.
No.50788
>>50784
too bad alcohol is awesome
No.50789
>>50787
I am being honest!
No.50790
>>50787
I'm sorry I cant afford to spend how much you are worth i'd be broke and in debt
No.50791
>>50788
It is, which is why i'm failing lol
No.50792
ok now that i actually have a bottle of nyquil im gonna down it andd go to bed night every1
No.50793
Anyone else bored? I would play games but I'm laying low and can't go back home for a while.
Plz help u guises
No.50794
>>50789
No you're not, I can see it!
>>50790
awww, that's adorable Burt! Hows your headache going?
No.50795
>>50794
That's your own self-doubt, though!
No.50797
>>50794
I try, Thanks to my meds its gone
No.50799
>>50796
DO YOU HAVE
ANY IDEA WHO YOU JUST DISSED YOU LITTLE SLUG?????????
>>50798
I did, like 5 times. I'm not even supposed to get hard on letrozole but I somehow managed that
No.50800
>>50795
So do you want to kiss me?
>>50797
I need meds too tbh
No.50801
>>50799
Whoo knows some neeeeeeerd?
No.50802
>>50799
If fapping's not an option, sleep! And if sleep's not an option, drink!
No.50803
>>50800
Come to my house have some of mine
No.50804
>>50801
No, the 8.5" superior jelqed COCK you see in your dreams, cuck boy.
>>50802
I cannot drink now that I have devoted my life to Allah
No.50805
>>50804
>devoted my life to Allah
Go fuck some kids, then. At least they'll feel your dick.
No.50806
>>50804
Oh so you're that jelq cuck surprised your dick hasn't fell of yet yaa neeeeeeerd
No.50807
>>50806
So close till DD pc
Cant wait to shower her with cloudwine again
No.50808
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>>50805
Too far, skandiman. Out of all my gross fetishes, I am not a pedo. I raised my little siblings for Allah's sake!
>>50806
Wittwe tsun 19cm dicklet twying to be daddy's big stwong boy~
Check it, little man. You wanna be an alfalfa mail? Do ya? Then you gotta jelq!
But just sit in the corner and cope otherwise. you're small time, kid
No.50809
>>50807
Burt, my man.
Mercedes best in-game waifu.
No.50810
>>50808
I'm just being an idiot for the sake of it! I'm drunk, as is to be expected.
No.50811
>>50807
Yes cant wait to palya!! just one more month! hope i hav emoney thne idk
>>50808
No thanks i dont want my dick to fall off haha neerrrrrrd. My wee is a nice size no others like but but its mine!
No.50812
>>50809
Good to see you have taste
No.50813
>>50812
>Likes: Knights and Knighthood. To be recognized as a knight by her father.
>Dislikes: Traitors. Those who question her ability to lead.
>Body Type: Average height with average bust, waist and hip.
>Personality: Friendly but firm, straight-laced, principled tomboy with an inferiority complex; idealizes knights and knighthood.
Who is would you even choose?
No.50814
>>50811
Ill buy you it for your birthday
>>50813
Literally the perfect waifu and man that accent
No.50815
>>50810
We all do dumb things when we're intoxicated~
#cut4skandi
>>50811
Alright, it's time to talk one-on-one with everyone here. Listen carefuly brahs, this is a revolution.
Everybody asks me, "what the fuck is jelqing about, what the fuck is up with those articles, cunt? You're fucking up yourself cunt" It's a fucking act, there is no jelq. You mirin', brah? Well I'll give you more reason to mire now brah. It's fucking jelq, brah…. Everyone has a little bit of Jelq in them. Every fucking cunt out there, you're a sick cunt if you wanna be, brah. Stop being a fucking sad cunt, alright? Go out, get bitches.
That's what we do in this shit, brah. You wanna be a fucking little sad cunt? Fuck that shit, bro. Every little haters gonna hate, brah. You'll never be like me, brah, cause I'm a fucking sick cunt, mate. Every one of us has a little bit of jelqshill in us, you just don't know it yet. You're sitting here going, "who the fuck is this fucking faggot?", well, you're probably right. But I'm fucking jelqed brah, ye cunt. Cuz at the end of the day bro, you gotta listen to this…
If you're a fucking hung sick cunt, you get away with anything bro. You think if I was some puny cunt making this shit and people will be like "Aw yeah, jelq bro, yeah". No one'll give a fuck, man.
In life, if you wanna be noticed, you gotta be a fuckin' hung cunt. You gotta be a jelqed cunt. You gotta get jelqed up and be a sick cunt. You gotta fuck bitches, you know and not give a fuck cuz that's what we do, bro. That's what the jelq cunts do. That's what the revolution is, bro. None of these fuckin' unjelqed cucks. We're all gonna fuckin' make it bro, that's it.
No.50816
>>50814
That would be nice but its in July hehe I would have it by then but maybe
>>50815
You think im sobar enoughj to read that copypasta jeqlq neeeeeerrrd make that one sentence and I would probably read that
No.50817
>>50814
You're a man of fine taste.
I only drink Cloudwine.
No.50818
>>50815
That was kinda cute, though.
No.50820
>>50816
Instead, let me dance you the dance of my people.
oh Tyrone, you're so tsun it's almost like you're not even trying to hide it
>>50818
More like lame, ya dork.
No.50821
>>50816
Well if you dont let me know just hope i have money
>>50817
I dont cause i give it all to Mercedes
No.50822
>>50819
welcome home nerrd baby
No.50823
>>50821
no you dont have to buy me anyhting! you're to nice! To MANY people to nice
No.50824
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No.50825
>>50820
You're lame, you dork!
No.50826
>>50824
Im glad you're back welcome back
No.50827
>>50823
Im gonna you cant stop me!
No.50829
>>50825
Bring your stepstool and say that to my face, manlet.
No.50830
>>50827
Ill beat you to a bloody pole m6 I swr on my mum
No.50831
>>50828
please stop flirting with hailey or im might actually have an aneurysm
No.50832
>>50829
I'm like an inch or something taller than you.
No.50833
>>50830
Bring it on and then enjoy the gift
No.50834
>>50831
We aint flirting. She just proposed economic marriage so that I can stay in us and wont get deported.
Even tho thinking of it wouldnt work, because I need to visit us at least once, then I can visit again and marry. I forgot about that. Your goverment is really good at keeping dirty immigrants away.
No.50836
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>>50832
I'm 186cm and counting, those growth hormones work on something at least
>tfw still no monster cock, only growth was from DHT
I guess I'll just cope with my tiny 8.5" clitoris.
At least it's not some tiny made up measurement, like anything below 8"
No.50837
>>50835
I want to stay in us. I want to stay with you.
But I'll stop.
No.50838
>>50833
Never I wont evnjoy it!1!!!1
>>50820
you're a traight of baka pls fake dick! Go jeql your dick off already! Stop wasting time do it!!!!!!!
No.50839
>>50832
Also I've been itching to show you my new cock, but I seemed to have misplaced my email.
I guess our only option is steam dohohohoho~
No.50840
>>50836
Huh. Well, I guess I'm a centimetre shorter than you, then.
>>50839
Not gonna happen and you know it!
No.50841
>>50838
Hey bb ever have your belly button tickled from the inside
No.50842
>>50838
YOU'RE GONNA GET IT AND ENJOY IT! OR ELSE!
No.50843
>>50841
Are you becming a lolocin jelq boy?! No you were always a loclin im sorry
>>50842
nope opne nope!
No.50845
oh my first post didn't go through……………..
No.50846
>>50844
Then sleep idiot so simple
No.50847
>>50844
Go to bed! Punch your balls ten times!
No.50848
>>50846
b-but master it's only 9pm !
No.50850
im not youre master you idito!!
No.50851
>>50840
I can't wait until sclerostin inhibitors hit the marked so I can have shoulders so wide I'll have to walk through the door sideways
Just add me up you little worm, I won't bite
>>50843
Depends, would you let a jelqed lolicon make out with your asshole?
>>50844
>>50845
It totally didn't bro! What ever shall we doooooo
No.50852
No.50853
>>50847
but what if that makes me cum…. t-thank you for letting me hit myself >_<
No.50855
>>50851
Sure if their name was clown sure im down to clown jelq babbay
No.50856
>>50852
fine bully…
I just wanted you to like me…
No.50858
>>50855
Hold up I'm changing skandi's name to clown
No.50859
>>50851
I don't add anyone! If you want to talk then do so here, and if you want to talk privately then do so via email. The "little worm" stuff doesn't work!
>>50853
I couldn't possible give less of a shit about whether or not you cum.
No.50860
>>50856
I aint no bully!
>>50858
No skandi for me pls
No.50861
>>50860
Why do you hate me?
No.50862
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>>50855
>tfw bit is in love with you
Feels good to have best boy.
>>50858
Naw
No.50863
>>50859
I'm sorry for being so disgusting.. My dick is so hard right now it hurts and my stomach hurts from hitting myself but it feels really good m-may I please hit them more
No.50864
>>50860
You were bullying me all of last thread and this
I litterally cried the whole time.
No.50865
>>50863
You can hit yourself wherever and as much as you want, as long as you also hit yourself in the face so hard that it leaves long-lasting marks. And you'll tell everyone, without spoilers, if you cum, and what made you cum.
No.50866
>>50862
yay
>>50861
No I don hate you! i WISH youu would add me on steam on day! I wish for thet averty momoent all the time !
>>50864
pls use my shoulder to cry
No.50867
>>50859
I'm not posting my alpha dick out here for all of these peasants to lust after, they might fall in love with me or something.
Especially bit
>>50862
Hey dude
Bro
Man
Amigo
Brah
Chap
Friend
Buddy
Guy
Muchacho
Pal
Bloke
Bredda
Homie
Ese
[Spoiler]nice 2hu, ya jagoff! [/spoiler]
No.50868
>>50867
>tfw nouns not here to teach me how to spoiler text
I would've totally burned that little shrimp too
No.50871
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>>50867
Are you trying to be ma acquaintance cause I don't care about touhous at all. I just like american memes
>>50868
He was busy streaming for me also use 2 asetriks on both sides of text.
*.* moe is a cuck**
Like that without the dot
No.50872
>successfully steal cargo from a rescue ship trying to salvage it
>smuggle it in to Ackerman Station
>dock like a pro
>feel like a straight, cool, badass
>come back to this thread
>feel gay again
How is everyone?
No.50873
>>50867
Psshs you're dick aint nohting
No.50874
>>50870
pls just buy me all the games on my wishlist its mydreaaam!
>>50872
psssh another neerdd heere that makes twwo neerdss
No.50876
>>50866
I didn't think you actually hated me! I'm sorry, I didn't know you were this drunk! I like you, but I don't add people!
>>50867
Well, I'm sure I'll survive without it!
>>50869
You're welcome, sub slut. And if you deny being a sub slut, you don't get to cum.
>>50872
Pretty fucking drunk!
No.50877
>>50871
I'm the love of your life, babe
>>50872
Quick noun, fix my shit before anyone else sees how much of a failure I am!
>>50873
8.5 inches ain't nothing? Wow you can sure take dick like a champ huh
No.50878
>>50872
It's all good, man.
how are you holding up?
No.50879
>>50876
I aint drunk babay! Just add me already! How bad will it be really just tell me how bad willl it be?
No.50880
>>50876
I'm really close and i hit my face as hard as I could on my cheekbone and i think it's going to bruise a-and my dick jumps up and drips more precum the more i hit it im so disgusting ;-;
No.50881
>>50877
But Bit isn't british
No.50882
My body belongs to Deji, I'm nothing more then a tool to get him off, I'll be his, and only his, I devote my life to his cock.
I want him to abuse me in anyway he wants, from punching to fucking.
No.50883
>>50877
PLS NEVER seena dick in my life besids my own! Im sure you seen enough dics and taken them enough to ruin that butt! Huh jeql boy?
No.50884
>>50874
Thats like $300!
Okay just let me go find a way to make that extra $100
No.50885
>>50874
I feel super nerdy when I talk about Elite Dangerous for some reason.
>>50875
>>50876
Everyone is drunk, eh?
>>50878
Holding up good, I'll have a little fun with you tomorrow.
No.50886
>>50879
I just don't add people, sorry. I'd really prefer not to get into the reasons why.
>>50880
You're fucking terrible, but that's why you're occasionally fun. Cum now, all over yourself, and let it dry.
No.50887
>>50884
OK WENT YOU do just tell me im ready
No.50888
>>50874
I feel super nerdy when I talk about Elite Dangerous for some reason.
>>50875
>>50876
Everyone is drunk, eh?
>>50878
Holding up good, I'll have a little fun with you tomorrow.
>>50882
>gropy used to make fun of me when I did this shit to people
No.50889
>>50885
Not everyone, just me and a couple others it seems, I wish I had some vidya to play while drunk though
No.50890
>>50888
well docking is your feiths right?
>>50886
tfw skandi wont add time to foff myself I guess pls
No.50891
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>>50881
Lel neither am I, you can sit in the corner and watch if you clean me up afterwards.
>>50883
Surely I'm not the only one to see this cheeky attempt to get me to show my dick.
For shame.
>tfw running outta pics
No.50892
>>50888
N-not my fault Noun, what can I do to stop it?!
No.50893
>>50886
Thank you skandi for letting a disgusting sub slut like me cum all over myself from hitting my dick and face and thank you for even wasting your time on someone as useless as me y-you really are the nicest person I know thank you thank you
No.50894
>>50891
FUcking freeak!NEERD! I DONT wnat to see your borken dick!
No.50895
>>50892
Say no
Thats what you taught me how to do
No.50896
>>50890
There's no reason to feel bad about it! I just don't add anyone, it's nothing against you!
>>50893
You are so fucking lame.
No.50898
>>50894
If you saw it, you would probably feel really insecure and castrate yourself
With great member, comes great responsibility
No.50899
MY DREAMS ARE ALL INFOMERCIALS WTF I CANT SLEEP LIKE THIS DONT DO DRUGS KIDS
No.50901
>>50897
Sorry! I let my true feelings shine through for a moment!
No.50902
>>50901
I am not lame you jerk ! I a-am more than someone to bully right ? ;-;
No.50903
>>50902
You're probably more than just a bullying victim to someone!
No.50904
>>50896
BNONON you added someone maybe 5 days ago! Im starting to feel sad wow my littl hear ow!
>>50898
Pssh another escuse just stop you little freaaak! neeeerd! 8.5 my ass!
No.50905
>>50903
At least frenchie loves me despite my disgusting tendencies…
No.50906
No.50907
This shit reminds me
>Show some slut on steam my dick
>"it's so huge!"
>"that's massive!"
>"wow big!"
>that one insecure self loathing guy ends up getting really clingy
>after that either end up neglecting them or just straight up ignore them because I have no idea how Internet friendships work
>feel like absolute garbage after I do
I don't want to lewd with people 24/7 too, that's the problem.
Regardless it feels amazing getting this off my chest, thanks doc
No.50908
>>50904
>BNONON
Uh, what?
Besides, I added Kyoko, but that was an incredibly drunk mistake! I still haven't talked to him at all! Stop guilt-tripping me!
>>50905
Sure! Whatever you say! Okay, fine, he actually seriously does, it seems.
No.50909
>>50906
I am not, he told me I can be lewd in public so I can see but not in private !
>>50908
have you not seen our steam profiles ? We even talk every day on r9k or steam and all we talk about is how much we love each other or how shitty work is, and make each other cum a lot
No.50910
>>50907
Small wee freak tbh
>>50908
I aint gult tippin! Just add me! Im in the lewd group so easy to find me ai accpet super faaast@
No.50911
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>>50908
Don't listen to bit he is drunk, plus we both know I'm more important than him for adding.
No.50912
>>50909
what you got 10 master now right?
No.50913
>>50904
Oh whoops, must've missed your reply.
In all seriousness it is 8.5 inches.
And I seriously hope you didn't fall for my bait and jelq.
There's only one true way to enlarge your dick without surgery.
No.50914
>>50911
Pshs im 120^ sober! sMASH dat like buton if you're siten to drake!! Da best!
No.50916
>>50909
I know! I just didn't want to bully you about it, since I know you love each other!
>>50910
I dooon't add people!
>>50911
I DON'T ADD PEOPLE
No.50917
>>50910
Come on man I'm tired of my shit post persona for tonight, don't make me roast you fam
No.50918
>>50913
oJust be lucky? idk im a good size imp
No.50919
>>50916
Add me!!!!!!!!!!!!! My benis is feeling said
No.50920
>>50916
we're not obsessive over each other right… ?
No.50921
>>50917
Roat deeeezzz nuts
No.50923
No.50924
No.50925
>>50919
I only care about my master's benis.
>>50920
Only a little!
>>50922
Go to bed!
No.50926
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>>50918
Nah, I fuck around with lots of hormones and the only two that gave me noticeable gains where topical dihydrotestosterone cream (like andractim) and human chorionic gonadotropin.
Even in the UK this shit was harder to get hold of (even harder than my HGH and igf 1 kits)
But if you can source them, I'd go for it.
I personally know a FTM transgender so he helped me get hold of DHT, the HCG my mate shipped all the way from Santai in Thailand
Hope this helps you small weewee kuk!
No.50927
>>50925
no add me we can talk about beards and stuff
No.50928
>>50925
We toned it down a lot since november…
No.50929
Bit are you drunk? Lol
>>50892
Nah you're in the jungle now, baby.
No.50930
But is a cool dude tbh
I'm just sitting here watching him post
No.50931
Burt is a cool dude tbh
I'm just sitting here watching him post
No.50932
>>50924
ok added added
>>50925
I just wanna be ur fruend pls
>>50926
he think im read that lmao! jewl boy pls
AYY PAsssed the acpthca
No.50933
>>50929
No what makes you think that? baby cuck my own cuck
No.50934
>>50929
Why would you eat mcdonalds
No.50935
>>50930
>>50931
I like Burt too
No.50936
>>50933
Bottoms up!
>>50934
McDonalds?! I never went. Had no monies in my credit card. Ended up eating a salad and watching A New Hope.
No.50937
>>50932
You ungrateful little mong, definitely no dick pics for you.
EVER
No.50938
>>50935
Burt is okay sometimes
No.50939
>>50927
Go to bed.
>>50928
I, uh, kinda haven't noticed, if so!
>>50932
You are my friend! I just don't add people!
No.50941
>>50938
Rude man
I thought we were friends.
>>50939
;_;
No.50942
>>50938
What? Wanna get bottled u cheeky cunt u m8 tekk that back b4 I brick your windows you little spack
No.50943
>>50936
Shit tier food anyways. Watched it alone huh? teamviewer
No.50944
>>50943
In a sec
okay lets do it
No.50945
>>50941
We are, but i'm not your kiss ass!
>>50942
say that 2 me faec a swer on me mam that al knok ur ballix in m8
No.50946
ive lost the concept of the passage of time
ZA WARUDO
No.50947
>>50944
Do it? In front of everyone?
No.50948
i love toodles so much///
No.50949
>>50936
SMASH IT! EMEMENE FLOW!
>>50937
yOUR DIDCK COULDNT EVEN SASIFY THE SLUT MOE!!!
>>50939
ok i beleive you! Plssssss my benis cant take anymore!!1 I wont be mean! I prmiese!
No.50950
>>50945
Its not being a kiss ass to say your friend is better then okay
No.50952
>>50950
Fine, burt is kinda sorta maybe better than okay
No.50954
>>50945
Come to Hackney get glassed you fukn fairy m8
I'll bang u 1 I will u little nonce
No.50955
>>50951
Stupid frog poster
No.50956
>>50954
My da's in the ra, hes gunna go ovr ther an nok ur little english twat in cunt
No.50959
>>50953
No I own noun and clown they both mine ok I give u noun for a few hors
>>50958
ye>?
No.50960
>>50947
Might as well. Let them all bask in the sight of two beautiful beings engaging in hardcore intercourse.
>>50951
>not posting a cute anime girl or loli
Ew, moe.
No.50961
File: 1451272220935.png (550.71 KB, 900x617, 900:617, smile_sena_render_by_xjapa….png)
>>50949
I totally bet you it would, wouldn't be the first time I cukked frenchboy either
Also your post is all retarded, if he was a slut, wouldn't it make sense that he's harder to please?
No.50962
>>50959
I'm in love with you
No.50964
I DON'T ADD PEOPLE
AND I'M NOT MEAN
No.50965
>>50961
Pssh frince could ssucm it! Now smash that liek uttion
I dont understand your last post
No.50966
>>50956
Wait I'm from Hackney I should type like a Jamaican
No.50967
>>50959
No, I've taken Noun from you. he is mine, forever.
>>50960
It'll be a pretty great first time
No.50968
>>50959
I belong to no man, woman or being. I am my own, faggot!
No.50969
>>50948
<3
Once im done with lineart I'll show you what im drawing.
No.50970
15 bucks
Little man
Put that shit
In my hand
No.50971
File: 1451272425475.jpg (532.11 KB, 847x1200, 847:1200, f3aa3127a24bd67feca356ff60….jpg)
No.50972
drugs are bad kids never do them
No.50973
>>50961
Pssh frince could ssucm it! Now smash that liek uttion
I dont understand your last post
Floood!!Fiiix the floood noN!!!!!!!!!!!eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
No.50974
File: 1451272516185.png (785.18 KB, 811x1147, 811:1147, d2cbbea034d3fe1a982aabe513….png)
So noun you gonna let me hit that when I come to florida later this year?
No.50975
>>50971
Oh hey look another pic to put in my lolixwhateverthoseblowupthingsarecalled
>>50972
Told ya.
No.50976
>>50968
NoPE YOU beliong to me pls clown pls clown above you tbh sorry tbh
>>50967
nipe u drruuggy noun is mine 100AA^ puire
No.50977
>>50965
Whatever man, I'm too tired to shit post nao.
What are you drinking?
No.50978
>>50974
YyOu cuick! You belong to me! I mean equal! Dtop!
No.50979
I want clown to fuck me while he's in florida
No.50980
>>50979
H e aint fucking you!
No.50981
>>50979
Wait you are in florida too fuck I forgot, I guess I'll have to fuck both you and noun then.
No.50982
>>50971
Hey what's up dude.
>>50974
If you want to get raped, fams. I'll most likely rape you if you come down here. Physical pain… helps you. Distracts you. From mental pain. Yes, do it. Send me pictures of your wounds, that you just made.
>>50979
>moe is in florida
Time to come and stab you.
No.50983
THISIS LOKOS LIEK JOOB FOR SO FOLOW ME IT FEELS OS EMPTY EITH OUTMW! nOW 200$ for whover cna tell waht I said
No.50985
File: 1451272848169.png (1009.53 KB, 1023x1201, 1023:1201, 862ad90b59f15add5a9ee2cd2f….png)
>>50983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGAU55vLSdk
Bit please you can't type, just go fap and go to sleep.
No.50986
>>50982
I go to ucf come to my apartment and cut off my cock and splitroast me with clown
No.50987
UI was the secret folder the ones with drawings in it?
pls respond
No.50988
>>50986
I'll make sure to slice you each time me and noun cum inside of you.
No.50989
>>50984
nopnopenope! U dumb little feraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!
>>50985NOOOOOPE pREETY SURE I heard that already
No.50990
>>50983
"This looks like a job for Noun so follow him into the depths of anon boypussies, he's the best!"
>>50986
I want to cut your little penis off and patch it up with multiple tabs of LSD. Once you're healed, under a trance in a constant hallucinogenic state of mind, me, clown and chijo will have our way with you! I'll make sure Chijo pokes and prods non vital parts of your body since we don't want you losing consciousness or dying too early.
No.50991
>>50990
>>50988
b-but I am in a monogamous relationship with frenchie..
No.50992
File: 1451273272582.jpg (29.18 KB, 259x206, 259:206, Hachikuji.Mayoi.full.10162….jpg)
>>50991
>implying that would stop me
No.50993
>>50991
Frenchie can watch. He'll be our little cuck and you'll allow it. You will have no say! Then, when we're done with you, we'll have our way with frenchie! Or should we have our way with frenchie first, making you sit in the corner kneeling down with your hands on your lap, watching everything go down… Hmm, not quite sure yet.
No.50994
i wanna fuck toodles so badly..
cum inside her squishy little tummy
No.50996
>>50989
You're a little freaakkkk! he's mine! Or i'm his! One or the other!
>>50990
I get to have some fun too? yayyy! I'd be all over Noun tho
No.50997
Id pmont understand
>>50990
>>50992
>92
MNNo uckcke erion1
>>50996
NOOOO go d o drungs py u shit! Noun is moin eforver@!! Now smash da tlike button ime!
No.50998
>>50994
Huh, guess im breaking my nofap whatever again. Your fault for giving me lewd thoughts even tho im trying to keep them clean for drawing concentration.
No.50999
You people are both violent and perverts
No.51000
>>50995
he only lets me do things in public so he can watch
No.51001
File: 1451273663465.jpg (183.85 KB, 850x1181, 850:1181, sample-ab123817ef129503ecd….jpg)
>>50975
cover art for doujinshi
look up sources and ull find the shit
>>50982
just chillin smokin dank and drinkin at scarlets
>>50987
nuu :3
just a desu folder
No.51002
File: 1451273669673.jpg (490.03 KB, 800x541, 800:541, 72af75feb89d5a37e5d90397e9….jpg)
So the plan would just be to have you 4 subbys dominated by me and noun. We will get bit, chijo, french, moe. Maybe then we can get you all straightened out.
No.51003
>>51002
no U BELONG TO ME ONLY1 ME OWN!
No.51005
No.51006
>>51004
you're the only other person I came for since we agreed on this and I don't really have any urges to be a slut outside of the drunk shitposting. I think I am going to delete all the lewd people on my steam besides him too. w-we're even going to skype together soon since he made a new account for me !
No.51007
File: 1451273885076.jpg (991.12 KB, 1500x1605, 100:107, 28b1c05ed061abcb253237ced1….jpg)
>>51003
You are owned by me, I gotta make sure you know that and remember it always.
No.51008
No.51009
>>51008
Sounds like noun :^)
No.51011
>>50999
Hmph, we are aristocrats here. We only engage in battle of the minds.
Unless I meet clown that is
No.51012
>>51005
Not gonna happen! And it's nothing against you, I'm just a nervous idiot!
>>51006
>you're the only other person I came for since we agreed on this
You have no idea how cute that is!
And now I'm going to bed! It's almost 5 am! Good night, /lewd/!
No.51013
>>51012
It is not cute ! >___<
No.51014
>>51009
Wgat does that even mean you idiot cum slut
>>51012
stop being ernuos friend im note ven mean
No.51015
>>51014
I'm in love with you
No.51017
File: 1451274261919.jpg (429.61 KB, 1116x1531, 1116:1531, 0acbd9ed73455032c7167ea6e0….jpg)
>>51008
No not like you love me. Now go record that vocaroo you slut.
No.51018
>>51015
Pssssh anyoe with a dick YOu would ove
No.51019
No.51021
I wish I was as drunk as bit
No.51023
>say "goodnight, master, I love you"
>he just responds that he loves me too
>doesn't say goodnight
Fucking cuck slut whore.
No.51024
>>51022
i'm banned on /animus/ lol what's up
No.51029
>>51019
What did I say? pls srpond haha the tuuiis e still mving haha enve rpushed enter
No.51030
>>51029
something very rude….
No.51031
I'm drinking hot chocolate mixed with whiskey.
>tfw still won't catch up with bit
>>51027
I want to rape you.
>>51028
I'm raping you.
No.51032
File: 1451274816048.jpg (1.34 MB, 1178x1600, 589:800, 1b86e38e4e64166152f54ce925….jpg)
>>51030
Is it rude if its true though?
No.51033
>>51024
Feeling lost, as usual.
No.51035
File: 1451274920055.gif (985.58 KB, 373x280, 373:280, 3e7a0d34fe6b71e6209a0a2b39….gif)
>>51021
I wish you were as drunk as me :*
>>51026
Vagina
No.51036
>>51031
that's quite something….
>>51033
yeah same i feel weird as hell. i think i should probably just kill myself becuase shit is confusing as fuck also no meds and i'm like whaaaa???? and maybe i'm moving back to minnesota it's been a weird day also this probably doesn't make any sense
i'm gonna go lie down. later.
No.51037
>>51031
Ha no, there is a reason you have cross dressed before and I haven't. You will be the one raped.
No.51039
>>51032
I only love frenchie !
No.51040
>>51035
HELP SEXUAL ASSAULT!
No.51041
>>51031
THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS
No.51042
>when you rememeber what it feels like to be happy
No.51043
>>51034
But you'd enjoy it too much so it wouldn't be rape.
>>51037
I can easily over power you!
>>51041
It is. It's amazing and cozy, makes my face flush red and feel warm every sip. Going to play some Elite Dangerous now.
Sayonara for now, /lewd/!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akenh9Zcc7g
No.51044
>>51042
So, whenever I think of maya?
>>51043
cya!
No.51045
>>51040
It's not sexual assault, it's just two bros giving a totally manly kiss!
No.51046
>>51043
Oh so you are a fatass then are you, you gain that much weight since those pictures?
No.51047
>>51043
Maybe so but it would still be amazing sex
No.51049
No.51050
File: 1451275480253.jpg (736.25 KB, 714x1000, 357:500, 4c59d142bde4cadcecc19c59bb….jpg)
Welp Bit probably died time to rape Noun to pass the time.
No.51052
No.51053
damn it i forgot what i was going to do.. i need some kind of note system to keep track of this stuff…
No.51055
>>51053
you said lie down.
No.51057
>play csgo
>super clutch tryhard moment
>votekick player box comes up for first time (never saw it before)
>I aim at left
>get killed
>feel like a dumbass
No.51058
I just fisted this guy to death
No.51061