No.51060
Elete Dangers
Noun is best boy, bit is drunk, moe is a cuck and me, clown and chijo shall rape and torture him Edition
No.51064
Elite dangerous looks so fucking beautiful.
should I pirate it?
No.51065
File: 1451276538037.jpg (122.93 KB, 880x908, 220:227, another__misaki_mei_by_ayu….jpg)
>>51060
third for pins is best!
No.51066
>>51060
Then Noun and I will make love on his body
No.51067
>ive been listening to a song with no words for 10 minutes and i didnt even know
No.51069
>>51068
I'm drunk, cut me some slack!
No.51071
>>51069
fine jeez you big baby
No.51072
>>51071
:*
>>51070
Hi rager! how's it going?
No.51073
File: 1451276784474.jpg (590.8 KB, 650x631, 650:631, 3c57006e33b7cb9d247c304221….jpg)
>>51064
>pirate a mmo
Thats not how this works hun, I think you can do solo play stuff maybe but where is the fun in that?
>>51060
And then I will rape Noun while forcing Chijo to watch
No.51074
>>51072
helping people as a phantom in DS2.
No.51075
>>51074
I never finished DS2, didn't really like it all that much, are you having fun with it?
No.51076
>>51065
Looks like you didn't "get" it. Get it?
>>51073
Wtf its an mmo? I thought it was singleplayer.
Thats cool. I hope its not as boring as eve.
No.51077
>>51075
the occasional pvp is a good time.
No.51078
ITS NOT EVEN TOMORROW YET WTF
No.51079
>>51076
I hated the enemy placement more than anything in that game, at least to me, in DS1, if you died, then you could see where you fucked up, sometimes in DS2 it just felt like they threw in cheap shots and spammed you with enemies to make it hard
>>51077
pvp is a part of Dark Souls I never got into but i'm glad there's guys like you helping guys
No.51080
>>51077
>>51079
Oh wait, pvp, you mean killing other players, I never got into that either
No.51081
>>51079
>>51080
well I join friendly's games and occasionally have to defend them from invading players
No.51082
>>51081
I need to hurry up and become blue again
No.51083
>>51081
You're a good man!
No.51086
>>51082
For Targray.
>>51083
Thanks!
But I'm really in it for the souls/money
No.51087
No.51088
>>51086
Everyone has a motive, they're a liar if they say it's sluttyly for helping someone!
No.51089
>>51088
lol i love the word filter
No.51090
>>51085
I'm gonna cuddle you!
No.51091
>>51089
I forget what word I typed to trigger the filter, what was it?!
No.51092
>>51088
I'm just a scumbag mercenary.
No.51093
File: 1451278262548.jpg (736.25 KB, 714x1000, 357:500, 4c59d142bde4cadcecc19c59bb….jpg)
>>51090
COCO When you coming to california so we can get married and I can keep you here as my pet?
No.51094
No.51095
>>51091
>>51089
Oh, it's the word P U R E L Y, thank god I was blessed with such a smart, drunk brain
No.51097
>>51087
what is this?
>>51090
whoa
No.51098
>>51093
If I'm the pet are you the chew toy?
>>51096
Because of your guilty concscious, being such a slut!
>>51097
You're gonna fall asleep in no time to the warmth…
No.51099
>>51098
nah i think its the drugs tbh
No.51100
>>51098
that's good because it's super cold in my room
No.51101
>the colors finally staryed showing up lmal
No.51103
>>51101
>>51102
wat r u tripping on
No.51104
No.51105
>>51104
o i c thats som hard stuff.
No.51106
>>51103
Her dumbass is tripping on dxm
No.51107
>>51098
This amused me more than it should of.
But I'm fine with that, you better leave bite marks or it won't even be worth my time.
Though after you get done and exhausted is when I'll start using you
No.51110
>>51106
I robotripped when i was in the army in the barracks I am so glad I didnt get caught
was a fun time though
chugging that syrup was brutal though
No.51111
im actually surprised im still affected
No.51113
>>51103
>>51106
Wait…is Hailey actually a grill?
No.51114
No.51116
No.51117
>>51113
A guy that takes pills to pretend to be a girl
No.51118
okay its over i think that was fun but i still cant get to sleep
No.51119
>>51114
>>51116
Kek, I thought you were a "girl"
>>51117
[CONFLICTING STATEMENTS INTENSIFIES]
No.51120
No.51121
The hell is this 3 phantoms?
No.51123
The only good boy is a naturally femboy.
No.51124
>>51121
yup you can have 4 players
No.51125
>>51120
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills fanny
Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock, 'cause Jill was really a tranny
:)
No.51126
File: 1451279665900.jpg (991.12 KB, 1500x1605, 100:107, 28b1c05ed061abcb253237ced1….jpg)
>>51123
So that means we getting married then?
No.51127
>>51123
That means i'm a good boy right?
>>51126
You're gonna git cut
No.51129
>>51128
I'm glad you like it
No.51132
>>51107
You think you'd have the strength afterwards?
No.51133
File: 1451279938488.jpg (5.14 MB, 2952x2244, 246:187, 1770a51195c449737407ff6f03….jpg)
>>51127
>git cut
This is my fetish so you gonna help me have fun times with him?
No.51134
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No.51136
No.51138
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No.51140
>>51139
You cant kill him you were gonna kill me
make up your mind!
No.51141
File: 1451280271618.png (981.16 KB, 1000x709, 1000:709, 4d7fc92ff95b9b33d370cc1c08….png)
>>51139
I'll record it for you don't worry.
No.51142
>>51140
I'll kill you both!
>>51141
It'll never happen!!
No.51143
No.51145
I've never wanted to fuck a gazelle so badly
No.51146
>>51143
But he's my huge faggot
>>51144
Who ever touches Noun first!
No.51148
>>51146
brb driving to Florida
No.51149
>>51144
Burt is an infidel, this is not the real burt, pls ignore him
No.51151
>>51150
that shit's outrageous, yo
No.51152
>>51149
I am the real Burt
No.51154
>>51153
it's illegal!
hey you should go on /animus/ and tell erio to add me on steam
No.51155
>>51152
You are an imposter and must hang!
No.51156
i know nothing about burt but i think this burt is the real burt
No.51158
No.51159
>>51148
COME GET ME FIRST!
No.51162
>>51159
i'm stealing this image for my eventual lain folder
>>51161
ballin'
No.51163
>>51162
That's not even one of my good ones
No.51164
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No.51165
>>51159
Christ dude I aint trying to hit all 4 corners of the USA
No.51166
>>51164
Check it
>>51165
Not 4, only 3.
No.51167
>>51166
i know you can do better
No.51168
No.51169
>>51166
If I am hitting 3 might as well hit the 4th
No.51171
>>51167
u wot m80
>>51169
But that'll just take longer
How about you just fly here
we chill and smoke weed for a while maybe do some shrooms or somethin
then we get a bunch of acid and fly to Noun do a bunch of acid then you I kill you and Noun and I live happily ever after.
No.51174
>>51160
where are you touching …I thought this was cuddle n chill
No.51175
>>51171
Jeez fine just ruin the road trip why dont you!
No.51176
>>51174
whaddaya mean? no lewd! no lewd!
No.51177
>>51172
Are you trying to give me cancer? What is this.
>>51175
I'm sorry! forget the plane! we'll just drive instead…
No.51178
>>51177
♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋ ;))))
No.51179
File: 1451282887428.jpg (138.05 KB, 1520x1080, 38:27, [Coalgirls]_Serial_Experim….jpg)
btw dude you realize when i say i'm gonna make a folder i actually cap the source material, right? i don't just rip people off from /a/ or whatever you do you fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.51180
File: 1451282962011.jpg (129.84 KB, 1520x1080, 38:27, [Coalgirls]_Serial_Experim….jpg)
i need to find a megazone 23 uh what's it called…………………………..torrent! but all of them that i've found are slow as shit or don't work what a hassle sheesh
No.51181
>>51178
cancer
>>51179
>btw dude you realize when i say i'm gonna make a folder i actually cap the source material, right? i don't just rip people off from /a/ or whatever you do you fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>literally saved a gif from me five minutes ago
okok.
And I don't go to /a/.
No.51184
>>51182
???
that's my favorite episode
No.51185
ｆｕｃｋｉｎｇ ｆａｇｓ ｄｒｏｐ ｄｅａｄ
втω ℓσνє уσυ αℓℓ ♥️
>>51181
wink wink nudge nudge wink wink nudge nudge wink wink nudge nudge wink wink nudge nudge wink wink nudge nudge wink wink nudge nudge wink wink nudge nudge wink wink nudge nudge wink wink nudge nudge wink wink nudge nudge wink wink nudge nudge wink wink nudge nudg3
No.51186
>>51182
>>51182
He has autism just filter him
No.51187
Who wants to play insurgency??
>>51183
You've giving me a raging hardon.
No.51188
No.51189
>>51177
You gotta pay for some of the gas
No.51190
>>51187
because my name is rager.
very funny.
No.51191
No.51192
who even is desu? 😂👌 💃💃💃💃💃
No.51193
>>51185
Should never go full autism fam.
>>51187
Can I feel it pressed up against me?
>>51189
Fine by me.
No.51194
me and noun playing video games together
No.51195
>>51190
No because you made my dick stiff.
>>51193
Sure thing!
No.51197
>>51194
kek
>>51195
Molested by Noun
It's a good feel.
>>51196
sshhh we all known you're really hitler
No.51198
>>51194
Me and my 2 amigos ;_;
We played for days together, I wonder how they're doing today.
No.51199
it must be super embarrassing to get btfo by someone as ａｕｔｉｓｔｉｃas me whenever we have some kind of encounter. sorry about that <3
>>51197
he's dead
No.51201
>>51192
He's my secret waifu.
No.51202
>>51200
i never lie!
>>51201
mama mia that a shit taste
No.51204
>>51201
welp guess i'm not needed here no more
>>51202
That's still a lying!
No.51205
First of all you have to stop calling it Mary Jane. That's the first rule of Stonerdom. People will think you're a fucking narc.
No.51206
>>51204
i have never even once a lying!
No.51207
fuggin hell i'm getting really overwhelmed and confused. i need a break. be back in a bit.
No.51208
>>51206
But you a lying all the time damn it!
No.51212
hi im new
is posting with a name mandatory
No.51214
>>51211
that's cool!
>>51212
no.
No.51215
>>51213
i figure ill do it anyways to fit in with the rest of you qts
i-its okay if i join you guys right?
No.51216
>>51214
you can have this one once I'm done capping
>>51215
Sure!
Would you like a custom tripcode?
No.51217
>>51215
one of us… one of us… one of us…
>>51216
you're so sweet!
No.51218
>>51217
ok pls
I'm going to call you Ok
No.51219
>>51216
i guess… ive never used a tripcode on either here or halfchan
No.51220
>>51219
Alright, what would you like it to say?
No.51221
>>51218
awesome! might get kind of confusing tho.. how about o-k?
No.51222
>>51220
o-oh thats what you meant by custom
some form of idiot, stupid, or baka would be nice
No.51223
>>51221
ok, O-k.
That looks much better.
>>51222
Okay!
I'll get the generator running now.
No.51224
>>51223
the no head thing is kinda like elsen from off :o
No.51225
>>51224
I've got my eyes on you, man.
No.51226
>>51225
what's that supposed to mean…..???
No.51228
>>51227
ah ah ah that is good
No.51229
>>51228
You're pretty good.
No.51230
>>51229
not really but thanks tho
No.51233
this is just a shitposting board right
do you ever do anything lewd here
No.51234
>>51233
Lots *undresses you*
No.51235
>>51233
check the old threads if you don't believe it.
It's a slow night.
No.51236
honest advice is get out while you can. seriously this board is garbage. you don't want to get hooked on it. i'm only here because i'm banned on the usual board on which i shitpost for a few hours.
No.51238
or these
#YX_[tZnx
#w!Q'q+V@
#x5\[bcKt
#gRP(&}p{
No.51239
File: 1451289688845.jpg (984.7 KB, 1447x1033, 1447:1033, a05cf0a472c7e4d34d6c134699….jpg)
>>51233
How lewd we talking?
No.51240
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>>51233
We tie up sissy cocks and nuts in rubberbands until they turn blue. Then we pour hot wax on them and rape them.
No.51241
No.51242
>>51240
And abuse stomachs
No.51243
i have a sneaking suspicion that this person is not actually new.
No.51244
>>51236
im only here because i miss shitposting and i have nowhere else to go
it seems like theres actually regularly addicts here so thats nice :3
No.51246
Gonna head off for a bit /lewd/, see you in a little!
>>51242
This.
No.51250
File: 1451289961176.gif (724.76 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 8a98a0a4eed139b7bf0538d70c….gif)
No.51251
>>51243
nah im new
the only other board on 8ch i went to before was /cuteboys/ i randomly went on the frontpage and looked at all the other boards and this one got my attention
>>51247
lewd
m-maybe later
No.51252
>>51246
>Disappearing
You dick. Be safe and stuff
No.51254
>>51244
gotcha..
>>51245
why?
>>51248
b naicu
>>51251
i think maybe you're grimmy, but i'm not really sure.
No.51255
>>51254
Grimmy's asleep.
I made him whip himself raw.
No.51256
>>51255
lol all right. still seems like grimmy tho.
No.51257
or maybe it's one of the lesser posters from animus who wanted to take a peek.
No.51258
>>51256
you're too paranoid.
No.51260
>>51250
I'm eating a meal in offline mode so I don't get 1000 messages while I'm watching A New Hope.
>>51251
>we're on the front page
How awesome.
No.51261
>>51253
I don't see anything to eat.
>>51251
You're going to have a lot of fun here.
>>51254
Will you be my blanket? I'll be your pillow.
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No.51262
>>51259
Just relax.
everything's good.
>>51260
you never respond to my messages.
faggot.
>>51261
Just how rude can you be?
No.51263
>>51261
hmmm i suppose that sounds fair.
>>51262
am i acting really weird? i can't tell
No.51264
>>51260
well there really isnt a lot of people on 8ch in general…
>>51261
i hope so!
also, i approve of your taste. kyoko is 2nd best girl
No.51265
File: 1451290423107.png (739.43 KB, 900x1249, 900:1249, 30b6e1201727c3a4220e646ae6….png)
>>51261
My cum is on the menu
Its cold why aren't you helping me
No.51266
>>51263
just don't worry so much.
No.51267
>>51262
Did you just fucking talk to me like an equal? Shut yourself down.
>>51261
*unzips cock*
>>51264
Well, welcome to /lewd. Most likely one of the more active boards on 8chan. Enjoy your stay and post your butt.
No.51268
>>51260
That's why you should text me
No.51269
>>51268
Yeah maybe. I'm going to go watch a new hope now brb!
No.51270
>>51267
I'd stop you if I wasn't so into this.
Continue.
No.51271
08:17, governmet says i'm tired but i'm not. I know I must co operate sooner or later and I mean them no hard so can I hang out ere until I drift off? shouldn't be long after I join you?
No.51272
>open thread
>ctrl+f "Senti"
>0 results
You butts should be audibly pining over me on a daily basis!!!
I've made significant progress with my book since I stopped fucking around on the internet and I think I'll have a rough draft in January!! It's going really fucking hilariously and I'm excited. I miss this place. You're all a bad influence and I'll be back!
No.51273
>>51269
Text me you little freak. Have fun, watching it for like the 5th time.
>>51272
I miss your faggotry it's true.
No.51274
>>51272
come back to us.
you whore.
No.51275
>>51266
i will do my best
>>51272
hey
No.51276
>>51262
I get it, you're too much of a sissy~
>>51263
You'll have to remind me if my hands stray…
>>51264
Unless you're talking about your wife in the real world then this is blasphemy.
>>51265
What about your blood when I bite into your neck? You'd be such tasty prey.
>>51267
*unzips k/d ratio*
>>51272
[hands start groping the air]
No.51277
>>51276
ayano is best girl
No.51278
>>51276
they can stray but just a little…..
No.51279
>>51272
You should audibly be pining over me, we don't know if you're pork free, except what transport wants us to think
No.51280
i'm not from here but there is cp in your catalog
No.51281
>>51276
You think you're man enough to make me one?
I doubt it.
No.51283
>>51282
That's the spirit.
No.51285
>>51283
what the hell is that thing above her torso?
No.51287
File: 1451291591970.png (969.22 KB, 1036x1450, 518:725, 0023d8c3a640a51e0873b0fddf….png)
>>51276
Well I already said I fully expect you to leave bite marks so of course.
No.51290
>>51288
Everyone knows she's better without a head.
No.51291
No.51292
>>51290
honestly i don't even know who that is but i agree!
No.51293
File: 1451291857744.jpg (322.43 KB, 891x1477, 891:1477, 4f37695ca67f4db058b6907dcd….jpg)
>>51291
Mines been posted 3 times. 2 images 1 webm it's there if you want to look for it. Whoever you might be
No.51294
>>51277
You're going to love our ayano poster! Speaking of, do you avatar?
>>51278
…only enough to learn about my blanket thoroughly
>>51281
I can't make you what you already are, slut.
>>51287
It's cute that you enjoy that, considering you're going to be in pain either way.
No.51296
>>51292
she's the #1 headless qt
>>51294
That's pretty clever for a dumbass.
Try again.
No.51297
>>51276
i dont really avatar
and if you already have an ayano poster then i dunno
No.51298
>>51296
hehe yeah she really has that market cornered
No.51299
File: 1451292030262.jpg (736.25 KB, 714x1000, 357:500, 4c59d142bde4cadcecc19c59bb….jpg)
>>51294
I doubt you'll put me in much pain. I'm just playing along until I turn the tides and take you forcibly
No.51300
No.51301
>>51300
Have you always posted as anon whoever you are? I'll share the same ones that everyone has seen on skype/steam just message me
No.51303
>>51301
do you know a lot about 2hus?
No.51304
I got new england clam chowder I am happy for once
No.51306
>>51304
they lost against the jets lol
No.51307
File: 1451292332322.png (957.67 KB, 1043x1521, 1043:1521, 206e57e55d79c371416ee185b1….png)
>>51303
I know about ClownPiece and thats about it.
No.51308
>>51306
Clam chowder doesn't play football
No.51309
but can football make clam chowder?
No.51310
>>51307
who is the shyest touhou?
>>51308
what's clam chowder?
No.51311
>>51295
You'll hold my hand the entire way.
>>51296
I shouldn't take your turn like that.
>>51297
It's ok either way, at least you recognize Yuru Yuri as the greatest anime.
>>51299
Hah, I'd just get you drunk and let you pass out within a few minutes!
>>51305
Would Chijo be ok with a threesome?
No.51312
>>51310
how do people not now about clam chowder?
No.51313
>>51305
He'll be back
>>51311
After i've had him all to myself a million times
No.51315
>>51311
Chijo would be okay with whatever I tell him to be okay with.
No.51316
>>51312
y-you don't want to know
No.51318
File: 1451292645715.png (947.98 KB, 960x1357, 960:1357, 8a67d47d826d66e81f3bc28d64….png)
>>51310
I just said I only know about ClownPiece, I'm not a touhou fan. I only picked her up for american memes, I didn't realize she was a touhou character till a month down the road.
>>51311
Don't you mean foursome?
Plus you will easily get more drunk than me, we will go shot for shot on my birthday. we will have this digital drinking contest, I'm assuming you won't lie.
No.51319
>>51311
I'm trying to get you to do it to me, duh.
No.51320
>>51316
What kind of awful secret would be behind not knowing about clam chowder?
No.51321
>>51318
why don u like touhous?
No.51322
>>51311
it really is tho, i already miss it
i really hope theres gonna be a season 4
No.51323
File: 1451292777873.jpg (432.6 KB, 703x1000, 703:1000, 76d397f79e428ecc8b497505e9….jpg)
>>51320
I'm a total shut in and all I eat is noodles and iced tea
No.51325
>>51318
I just want a special first time with Noun, sheesh.
No.51326
No.51327
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No.51328
>>51324
>not liking anime
get a load of this weeaboo faggot
No.51329
>>51323
Thats not bad but go eat some chowda
No.51330
>>51324
>actually liking modest mouse and Neutral Milk Hotel
No.51331
>>51327
What kind of cocks?
No.51332
File: 1451292967438.jpg (141.55 KB, 850x1133, 850:1133, sample-c3b4cf61aeebd345271….jpg)
>>51321
I like big breasted brown elves. Touhou is mostly the exact opposite of that
>>51325
We never said you couldn't have that. Just that after your first time you will be used
No.51333
>>51329
bye bye
>>51332
bye bye
No.51335
can't find those pictures so i'm gonna sleep before I tare my hair out
Goodnight peps
No.51336
>>51331
the kind that are tasty and suckable
No.51337
>>51330
>two fantastic indie rock bands
>shows made for little asian babies who poop their diapers
No.51339
File: 1451293260454.gif (262.6 KB, 473x270, 473:270, push back the square now t….gif)
>>51337
Brah you have shit taste but I love you anyways.
>>51336
Oh those kind. Yeah I hear those are in high demand.
>>51335
QUIT LOOKING!!
Good night chijo.
No.51340
>>51314
You're going to enjoy learning everything about me, so stay close…
>>51313
>>51315
Two bottom sluts all to myself~
>>51318
You're all going under the table when the vodka is out! I saw you pass out on that wine, cutie.
>>51319
Didn't take you for such a tsundere. post steam
>>51322
Namori already said that Yuru Yuri will never end! Best anime confirmed for being made until we grow old!
No.51341
No.51342
>>51339
Modest Mouse is a good band!
No.51344
do any of you guys play video games
or do you just shitpost all day
No.51345
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>>51340
Bitch I had way more than wine that night. I was also chugging whiskey, vodka, and beer.
>cutie
y-yeah you too
No.51346
>>51340
I will drink you all under the table
or die trying
No.51347
>>51339
but i don't tho. if you don't like neutral milk hotel or modest mouse and you think you're a music fan then ur stoopid ;o
>>51340
0///0
>>51341
tell moog to unban me pls
No.51348
>>51344
yes
I am the worst DOA player alive
No.51349
>>51342
I want to lock you up in a cage under my bed, rigged with speakers and force you to listen to my superior taste in music.
>>51344
Post steam i'll play vidya with you. Wanna operate with us in Insurgency?
>>51347
(You)
No.51350
>>51349
fuk u u dont get it [plays the lonesome crowded west again]
No.51351
>>51349
http://steamcommunity.com/id/urthclaw
ive never played that before but its on sale and it looks p ok should i buy it?
No.51352
do you at least like pixies?
No.51354
>>51353
oki doki so you aren't completely a lost cause
No.51355
>>51345
You're going to be stripping on cam before you even know it~
>>51346
Don't die on me Burty!
>>51347
>>51349
I'm going to lock you up in a dark room with a projector flickering, playing Yuru Yuri. Your head will be forced to look at it, and your legs will be tied down with restraints. Only control you will have is in your hands, to write down why Kyoko is the best girl after every episode on the pencil and paper I will provide you with!
No.51356
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>>51354
My taste in music is absolute. The only person who I can consider my equal in terms of having excellent 10/10 taste in music is Nonon.
No.51361
No.51362
>>>/animus/
you should all go here
No.51363
>>51362
No we're fine where we are.
No.51364
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>>51361
i have actually never listened to beck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U44m3ntjWBk
>>51362
but i am banned for 16 more hours
No.51365
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>>51355
Hey and if I do thats entirely fine. I mean I don't personally care at all about stripping on cam for people. Though I doubt you could persuade me so easily even while I'm drunk.
No.51366
No.51370
No.51372
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No.51373
>>51364
Maybe I'll listen to that later.
>>51372
I want to string you up by your hair and slap you around until I train you to enjoy it.
No.51376
>>51357
Stop pretending, just slide in. I'm going to take good care of you~
>>51358
I'll take your Mosin away again!
>>51359
You'll become a zombie, knowing only Kyoko, and how wonderful she is.
>>51364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBgzc123530
Favorite band.
>>51365
I think you'll enjoy pleasing me, Clowny…
No.51377
>>51373
that band has the vocalist from sex pistols. do you like sex pistols?
No.51378
>>51375
oki doki
>>51376
[slips in next to you]
No.51379
No.51380
>>51376
That wont stop me your m14 was fine for me
No.51381
>>51376
oh btw i don't really care for the killers. one of my friends tried to get me into them a couple years ago. sorrz
No.51382
No.51383
>>51376
I am a people pleaser so I tend to enjoy making others feel good. Too bad for you it won't be the way you think.
No.51384
I'm bored /lewd/, entertain me.
>>51377
Yes! I do like the Sex Pistols.
No.51385
>>51384
oh really do ya? because sex pistols fucking sucks. but public image ltd. is legit.
No.51386
No.51389
>>51387
>new poster
>"baka" in trip
IDIOT TRIP SQUAD ASSEMBLE
>>51379
>>51382
Kyoko is a little qt slut.
No.51390
>>51382
UI<3…. Sakurako best gril though
Good Morning Everyone
>>51385
Come on Sci, don't make me go all /mu/ on you.. and i;m only out of my crypt
No.51391
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>>51386
I can if I want to, plus I don't even know who you are.
At least add me on steam or skype or something.
The only person allowed to not have me added on something is Skandi cause I love him enough to respect his rules
No.51392
>>51389
I got that for him, you know.
>>51390
MAGI!
No.51393
>>51389
Don't you ever ignore me again.
No.51394
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i am aho
neeting coming to an end, time to write that cv
No.51395
>>51390
never mind the bollocks . . . is a terrible fucking album. seriously one of the worst that i've actually listened to all the way through. pil tho… pil is cool.
No.51396
did somebody say TP??
>>51390
I agree she is best brat
No.51397
>>51391
i don't have skype, steam, myspace, twitter, facebook, snapchat, etc etc etc
tell me about this place
No.51398
>>51394
can't be a neet for too long.
No.51399
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>>51397
It's where I post and a bunch of people read it. Others post occasionally as well to feel less awkward about stalking my personal blog.
No.51400
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>>51392
Tak <3
>>51395
Don't get me started.. one album doesn't define a band you should know that
>>51396
Aye she is, its good to see you again :x
No.51401
>>51393
I didn't do it intentionally! I don't even know when you're referring to!
>>51392
Good! Make sure to do similar for all new posters, and the Idiot Trip Squad will win in the end!
No.51402
at least the sex pistols aren't as bad as the ramones… not that that's saying much
No.51403
>>51400
it's their most popular and acclaimed album and it's a 3/10. fuck that band.
No.51404
>>51401
You ignored me, now you die. I don't think you even have the slightest clue as to what's in store for you.
>>51402
Ramones aren't that good tbh.
No.51405
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No.51406
>>51400
You little son of a bitch.
I missed you.
>>51401
I was giving all the new guys tripcodes anyway
okay then!
No.51407
>>51404
I don't know what you're talking about, ignoring you doesn't seem like something I'd do! I'm going to go get some breakfast!
No.51408
>>51407
Very lewd and dangerous things are about to happen. Enjoy your breakfast!
No.51409
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>>51406
I have to rest at some point tak.. and I was was'nt feeling myself, I'm sorry
No.51410
>>51399
*takes notes*
who is the admin and who are the mods?
ClownPiece was here
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No.51411
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>>51410
I am all of the above. That is all you need to know
No.51412
>>51410
Idk a bunch of faggots.
No.51413
>>51409
I understand.
But who else was I going to awkwardly hit on?
No.51414
You only need to care if you are a little shit.. ~smiles~
No.51415
>>51411
so i have to suck up to you to get my way here?
>>51412
i don't like that word
No.51416
>>51410
admin is some freakin loser who thinks sex pistols is good and neutral milk hotel is bad, while maintaining that he has good taste. huge pleb
No.51418
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>>51415
One, doing that will do nothing for you.
Two, you should do it anyways
No.51420
I'm the real board owner.
No.51421
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>>51419
No faggot go back into hiding
No.51422
>>51416
are you talking about a video game?
>>51417
yes
>>51418
i'm bad at sucking up to people
No.51424
No.51425
>>51421
No I'm about to stream. Get in stream now.
>>51420
This.
>>51422
Oh okay.
No.51426
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>>51422
So what brought you here then? To come to my humble abode
Also how old are you, these are the 2 things I am curious about. No reason to lie we have super young people and fairly old people both here
No.51427
No.51429
>>51425
I had this really clever plan to tell people I was.
You ruined it.
No.51430
What like Normal then lolj/k
No.51431
>>51425
I've had your stream up since the first time, I only closed it for the short while I was playin vidya with friends. Waiting on your slow ass
No.51432
>>51425
So you're the admin?
>>51426
I escaped from the last board I was in and my age is a secret
>>51427
So you're not cool?
No.51433
>>51432
nah i'm not really cool
No.51434
I'm going to play Elite Dangerous now, peace!
>>51432
I'm the owner.
>>51428
Hi.
>>51429
So clever!
>>51431
We start now.
No.51435
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>>51433
Aw whats up sci? ~hugs~
No.51437
>>51435
whaddaya mean? nothing's really up here, how about with you?
No.51438
>>51433
why not?
>>51434
do i have to suck up to you?
No.51439
>>51438
i dunno i'm just some weird loser. i'm not cool
No.51440
No.51441
>>51437
What makes you think you aren't cool?
No.51442
>>51432
Alright so you will be 14 from now on just to make you the younger person. I'll make sure to never post lewds or talk about alcohol then don't worry.
No.51443
>>51441
i'm just not. like i'm clearly not. how is this even debatable?
No.51444
>>51439
i guess you are then
>>51440
freak
>>51442
alright now i just need an avatar
No.51445
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No.51446
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>>51443
At least you are humble.. Just because you don't think you are, some people will find you cool. Don't be so modest and accept the compliment <3
No.51448
>>51446
if they do then they're probably wrong. and to be fair nobody ever said i'm cool, so it's not like i'm throwing away a compliment right now.
No.51449
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>>51448
I forgot how you couldn't take a compliment.. heh its so cute watching you squirm
No.51452
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No.51454
>>51451
good morning to you too!
No.51456
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>>51451
Good morning <3
>>51453
I'm not a Bully and you know that…
No.51457
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>>51456
ur a bulying bully!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.51458
>>51444
>freak
no bully pls
No.51460
>>51458
i'm only kidding :p
No.51462
No.51463
No.51464
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No.51465
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Time to go to sleep to noun's succulent voice.
You kids have fun
No.51466
>>51465
please don't leave me here… with them
No.51468
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>>51466
With who? Also I don't even know who you are so why should I care?
No.51469
No.51470
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>>51465
Nini Clowny <3 kids lol
No.51471
>>51469
I could get one for you.
No.51472
>>51468
W-with…. them *points at the weird people in thread*
No.51473
>>51471
really?? would be awesome, but how do you do that
No.51474
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>>51472
Thats fine all of them are harmless…probably
>>51470
Night Bird
No.51475
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No.51476
>>51473
just save images, take screencaps, etc.
You want some of Satsuki?
No.51477
>>51474
*grabs your hand* please don't leave me
No.51478
>>51451
Goo~d morning, master!
>>51472
There aren't any weird people on /lewd/, by law!
No.51479
>>51478
Skandi you are on /lewd/ thus there is at least 1 weird person.
>>51477
I'd rather you not touch me with your filthy hands
No.51480
>>51476
yes verry much so!
No.51481
>>51478
that's what a weirdo WOULD say!
>>51479
*touches all over your face* now you have to stay!
No.51482
>>51480
Yeah, okay.
I'll start on that tomorrow.
No.51483
>>51479
>>51481
I am not even remotely weird, I'm perfectly average in all respects.
No.51484
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No.51485
No.51486
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>>51483
You won't even let me put my penis in your butt, thats pretty weird to be honest.
No.51487
No.51488
>>51478
Good morning, love!
Y-you were a very good boy.
No.51489
>>51486
*kisses your lips deeply*
good bye forever…
No.51490
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>>51482
actually I think I'll give it a go myself
too bad most of the fan art isn't very good
No.51491
>>51485
I don't see how I could, to be honest. "I'm just a normal functioning member of the human race and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise."
>>51486
It's a little weird, I'll grant you!
>>51488
Thank you, master, I try my best~
No.51492
good night everyone, it was nice meeting you all!
No.51494
>>51492
Good night, fellow idiot!
No.51495
>>51490
Alright, good luck!
No.51498
I-I'm a 25 year old who still wets the bed. My pet Skandi w-was kind enough to force me to wear a diaper and drink 4 liters of water before going to sleep, causing me to wet the bed. Thank you Skandi.
No.51499
How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?
No.51500
>>51498
>P-please make me tell /lewd/ what happened…
No.51503
>>51498
Ahahaha fucking weirdo.
No.51504
I'm trying to philosophical, stop pissing your pants.
No.51505
>>51504
You can't tell a grown manbaby what to do!
No.51506
>>51503
You of all people seeing that post…
No.51507
>>51505
I told you to add me and you did.
No.51509
No.51510
>>51506
:3~
>>51507
You're getting kind of fucking sassy, Rager. Do I need to put you in your place?
No.51511
>>51510
oh heavens no, I wouldn't want that.
No.51512
>>51506
What about him knowing the fact that you haven't even changed out of the wet diapers yet, you weird fetishist?
No.51513
>>51512
I-I'VE BEEN UP FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES YOU IDIOT OF COURSE I HAVEN'T CHANGED
I HAVEN'T EVEN MADE BREAKFAST
No.51514
Good night /lewd/.
>>51512
I'm going to do very lewd and painful things to you.
No.51516
>>51515
>>51514
I'm going to go shower.
No.51517
every day he gets even more depraved.
No.51518
>>51514
Uh. Right. Good night, anyway!
No.51519
I dont want to say hi in this thread because there will be a new thread very soon.
No.51520
No.51521
>>51520
Hey, d-do you know me?
No.51523
>>51522
If you stay here we will be knowing each other very soon.
No.51524
>>51523
i dont know if i care that much but it might happen either way
No.51525
>>51524
How do you wants to be called?