/lewd/ - Circlejerk + Lewd + Sissy Humiliation

where'd erin go?

erin

if you want to thoroughly get into vaporwave and stop being a freakin' loser, the easiest/most accessible way is like this:

future funk&vaportrap → hypnagogic pop → classic style vaporwave → outsider ambient → vapornoise → you did it!

or you could just stagnate with future funk and that’s chill too i guess but not even half as cool

>>51782

don't worry about it. i wanted to make a new thread for tak and i might sleep soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDSwgLr2QVc

>>51781

i don't want to though

i like EDM and electro house and old school dance c:

>>51813

i'm not being terrible, i swear…

Im here! Im here!!

>>51822

whassup

>>51824

nothing really just trying to relax, you?

>>51831

trying to make people get over their autistic devotion to making a new thread at a specific number of images, but they aren't taking. kinda hope desu stays in the old one anyway though.

>>51833

fuck you erin

>

>>51836

>

>Gropy is having a master

>>51838

i had no idea he was a switch…

>>51839

I always knew he was a sub but my english is to worse for making someone feel this way

>>51840

oh man that's no good.. drink lots of water.

>>51841

. . .

>>51842

If he starts posting degenerate things for his master im going to close my browser… I can not see people I like doing such things

>>51843

you must not like many people on this board..

>>51843

Yeah, that sucks.

But pretty common here, unfortunately.

His master isn't on this board, though.

>>51844

I like most of the people but some I got kinda close to them. Its different then…

>>51846

i see. i guess it's pretty weird to see people do that when you have a closer relationship with them or know them better.

>>51841

A-akari. Your English is a huge part of what makes you cute and p.u.r.e though

It makes you huggable and lovable.

>>51848

This.

Akari's really nice.

erin if you like edm and stuff you will like future funk. did you listen to the link?

>>51848

thats a realy wierd compliement >.<

t-thanks anyway.

>>51849

Please… everyone knows its "Akari is realy nice" :P

>>51851

My apologies!

>>51851

>Please… everyone knows its "Akari is realy nice" :P

omg lol. it really is kind of endearing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zmgn_BShWY

>>51853

nice try, Tommy.

I know you are just making fun ;)

>>51854

>>51856

that's a pretty nice outfit she has there .//.

>>51856

Akari is also really cute!

time to lie down.

>>51857

>>51858

THAAANKS

>>51860

Feeling a bit better now?

>>51861

yes, thank you!

>>51862

Good!

How's your day going?

>>51863

my day is alright…

How about yours?

>>51865

It's been good. I've had the chance to talk to my bf for most of today and that's been pretty rare lately.

>>51851

Its good to see you Akari <3

>>51866

>my bf

That's pretty gay.

Socialising is exhausting.

>>51867

YOU TOO

>>51868

Yeah, I know.

I'm in the right place here.

>>51868

Hows things with you and Christmas and all..

also looking for a trip for you atm

>>51868

Pretty gay but when in Rome eh

>>51869

Skype is exhausting.

>>51871

Please leave me your Mio folder in your will! homo~

>>51872

Uneventful really. I don't really see the need for a trip but if you get me one it has to say "Sexiest" in it!

>>51873

I could give you the whole set of Nichijou folders now if you want it!

Or should I come up with a trade deal and ask for nudes etc in exchange?

>>51873

I'll try but 7 lettters can take ages.. I could try sexy, to speed up the search

>>51873

Holding my breath is exhausting.

>>51876

Why have you been off doing something as awful as socialising?

lick my feet, kyoko!

>>51877

Because I enjoy it! Shopping with my friends for 4 hours was fun aha.

>>51878

It's to late, I'm already dead inside.

Someone notice me

>>51874

Not a drop of tsundere, I wonder how much fun we could have…

I just want best girl Mio

>>51875

How would people know I'm the sexiest? would some blood would motivate you

>>51876

Holding your throat is exhausting.

>>51879

I have a foot fetish, don't think you'd end up on top~

>>51881

Call me senpai.

>>51881

>(you)

>>51882

Then don't do it, weirdo

>>51883

There's nothing much of value to save anyway.

>>51880

What did you buy~?

>>51882

Maybe you'll find out someday!

You might as well have the whole set as it's already uploaded -

https://mega.nz/#!XZMxFYLK!TwQDlVAPQ13BRHn30WBykMBe4XJ7_pNXF2nrwmvYQ7E

i think im already bored with this

>>51886

A shirt, it was mostly my friend who wanted stuff, I just wanted to tag along

>>51887

My body maybe.

>>51888

Of what?

>>51889

Oh, ok. Were you all just mostly clothes shopping or looking for other stuff too?

>>51889

exactly, what's the fucking point of posting here

>>51890

Mostly cloth shopping, we also brought shit for your new year we'll spend together, nothing big.

But I like it like this, just mindless fun in a mall, without thinking about anything

>>51891

To chat with friends lol? What did you expect? It's just casually talking with people, the most basic human function

>>51892

Doubt.

>>51893

Yeah, that's always fun.

Akari are you still here?

>>51895

kinda, why you asking?

>>51898

Are you on steam… i have something you might want

>>51899

you can add me.

Some time ago I deleted everyone.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/aaaaakarin/

>>51885

[x] Grope the Gropy

>>51886

There is so much! Thank you Dott. Do you care for Kyoko at all? It's all I've ever avatar'd as and there isn't anywhere near as much…

I need to start making more

Test.

>>51901

No probs! Someone gave me the folders a while ago.

And yeah, I'd take a copy of your Kyoko folder, it's always nice to have some more variety!

>>51902

L E W D

t-test

THANK YOU MAGI!

When do I get a tripcode magi?!

>>51894

It is! You might not enjoy it, but I like being social :3

>>51901

No thanks!

>>51906

hm no worries.. <3

>>51907

Do you want one?

>>51908

Can't I just have you instead?

>>51907

It depends on who I'm being social with, really~

I know it's not all bad.

Am I annoying?

good bye santa

>>51911

Nah, I like you.

>>51911

nö

>>51909

From the looks of things you have plenty of ppl.. And I don't share..

>>51909

But i'll get you a trip freely just give me time.. i'll get you one.. I'm not mean

>>51911

No Hailey did you want me to try to get you a trip?

>>51910

Would you be social with me?

>>51911

Yes

>>51915

No I dont…

And I dont know what trip I would want, Ill figure something out.

>>51917

what do you mean?

>>51918

Yeah, I'd like to meet up with you sometime. That'd be fun.

>>51911

I don't think you are annoying Hailey, I like you..

A tripcode like what I have the !GAGtoMAGIk

I can try to get you a name like hails or hailey might take longer but I can try :3

>>51922

I can try… if you want..

>>51923

thanks

i like hailey a lot

Let's see if this trip works.

>>51924

You don't have to thank me, just hope i can get one for you :X

>>51928

Nah, I have one that's supposed to transliterate to fabulous.

Doesn't seem to work, though.

>>51931

might work for the chins

some are like that 5 methods after all.. most of mine can get 4 or 5 but they can be a pain in the butt

My webcam is here!!! I didnt even know it had a mic some1 should call me

>>51932

I've got one for Madness that works, but not Fabulous.

I might be misreading it from the image, though.

>>51920

Sure, we could go shopping!

>>51933

Are we making a meme call again?

>>51935

You could give me a tour in Denmark!

>>51903

Best girl megapack free of charge!

https://mega.nz/#!vhZTwTxQ!b5WIKOfdls9ypy-Hwu7sXbfGNQfmNjSlv9EAe9TuEiA

Imposters will be dealt with in bed!

>>51904

Show me your feet~

>>51938

Thanks~

I'll be an imposter sometime!

>>51939

There are still a few here and there in other folders that I barely use, but that's my main folder.

Don't make me wait too long~

Skandi is a pu.re angel and furthermore I'm super gay (like, in a bad way).

>>51941

See, that's not technically being an imposter.

>>51936

Hailey whats your steam.. theres one here that you might like

>>51941

>>51942

skandi i love you so much im laughing so hard right now

>>51943

/id/haileyhamster

>>51942

>not linking to my tumblr for one post

BUT HOW WILL PEOPLE GET THE INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT NEWS

>>51940

Downloading it now. Thanks!

I'll try not to~

>>51944

That's gay! It seems the mysterious Norwegian Kyokoposter was right!

>>51948

Mysterious Norwegians are always right!

>>51946

Now we know your tripcode!

test

>>51949

I know!

>>51950

Yeah! But it's not like it matters too much. If it actually becomes an issue I'll just get a new one!

>>51952

Well, hey, at least it pointed out the existence of your tumblr to me.

>>51948

It won't be so gay since you'll basically be a girl when I'm done with you.

>>51956

What about all the gay before you're finished, though?

>>51955

Yes, my tumblr full of me almost exclusively posting about nothing while particularly drunk!

>>51956

>posting other people's lewds

smdh. Plus you just want me to be a girl by the time you're finished so you can impregnate me and I can give birth to the Anti-Christ.

>>51954

I've got only the vaguest idea what a thyroid is, so how bad is "bad"?

I love toodles like the rising sun!

>>51958

Ohhh, is that what it's for?

When are you next getting drunk?

>>51960

Does it make me sound like an alcoholic if I say "in about twenty minutes"? I'm being semi-forcibly dragged along to a tiny party! And then in a few hours I'll stumble onto /lewd/ again!

>>51961

Yes, great fun. I don't know how it works at all, but hopefully they'll be able to do something, assuming that's possible.

>>51962

Not really, I've been drinking every night from the 24th to yesterday.

I might give it a rest today, though it'd be nice to drink with you sometime!

Enjoy your party~

>>51957

Is it gay? I'll have to do it a few more times before I can truly know. Help me?~

>>51958

He'd have his mother's sluttiness.

>>51964

Burty! Shotcut is complicated and I don't know what I'm doing!

I lost a csgo match

>>51965

I thought Skandi was helping you with that, though!

Y-you don't need us both for that, do you?

>>51967

They're all shit and don't realise that you're the best person there overall!

yfw you'll never have this laying on ur bed begging for your cock

>>51970

>>51967

>best internet friend who played csgo with me everyday now logs on for an hour every 3 weeks due to gf

>play games solo, top scoring in the server yet still losing due to bad team

>lose 3 ranks in a week

>miss friend

>>51968

I'm too drunk for any of that, silly. I'm a slut.

>>51971

I'm probably going to be asleep. Tomorrow though, I have a lot of webms to make.

mfw my gf gets turned on when i post pictures of her

mfw im forcing her to make me sandwhiches for me right now

>>51974

You and Toodles deserve happiness together.

>>51973

Geez. You drink early.

And if you're such a slut, shouldn't you want us both~?

What webms are you making?

>>51974

Kinda jelly.

>>51970

>>51974

this?

>>51978

yeah thats my gf

isnt she a qt

>>51976

im not talking about toodles rn though

>>51977

:3

>>51980

yes she is

>>51973

>CoCo always has weird sleep schedules

>never awake at same time to play games with hi m constantly

>CoCo will never be my best friend

Feels bad

>>51973

>I'm a slut.

Yeah.

AND NOW I'M OFF TO BE A NORMIE AND "HANG" WITH "PEEPS" AND "CHUG" SOME "BRUCE"?? BYE /lewd/

>>51983

See ya later, alligator!

look at her qt tum tum

>>51985

I'm literally to left of that picture

>>51975

I'm drunk and tired! Burty you know I love you!

>>51977

My sleep schedule isn't normal, I've been up for 17 hours. I'm going to make webms of me pirating in archeage to tease Noun because he was a trader and hated pirates.

I'll have everyone I can, but you're looking really tasty

>>51980

My statement still stands even though you're a sluuuuuuuuut! a cute and comfy slut

>>51982

I've known him for 4 years, and to be fair he isn't exactly my best internet friend. My best I've known for 5 but he never comes online anymore. lost to heroin/jail/rehab causing me a lot of sadneess

You're still a good friend to me, stick around ok?!

>>51983

Later cutie.

>>51985

mayaka will never snort drugs off your flat tummy

;_;

>>51987

It's okay, the person who is my best friend while technically an internet friend now I still visit him once a year and travel 2k miles to see him, so far more important than most other people.

I don't think anyone I've ever met online I've considered a best friend just cause I don't stick around long enough, but for you CoCo I will.

Right no more trips tonight… I'm busy.. time to work on a few fetish folders…

>>51990

At they good fetishes?

>>51991

They are, why do you think I hide behind vpn to get them :3

>>51987

Ahhh. My sleep schedule always gets fucked up when I'm off of work. It's not too bad yet, though. I'm only off for a week, thankfully.

Why, thanks! You're looking pretty good too~

>>51990

Have fun!

I wish I was in the Elite Dangerous universe.

Good morning /lewd/, how are you today?

>>51993

Oh i'm still here.. i never truly leave just lurk in the shadows :3

>>51994

Not very lewd.. but I have a few trips for you noun if you are interested..

>>51994

was bad, now I'm excellent! Hbu?

>>51994

Just woke up, time to do hearthstone dailies while waiting for the money to get ED today.

Especially since Bit has a huge hangover from his first time drunk so he will be useless allday

>>51994

Good Morning Noun, Still crazy but alright, just woke up.

>tfw you'll never be a space miner with Noun

>>51997

> his first time drunk

D'awwwww, bless.

Poor Bit.

>>51995

>Not very lewd

Wanna change that?

>>51996

I was asleep but now I'm awake, I'm pretty good.

>>51997

Time to become space smugglers.

>>51998

>tfw

im not a slut..

>>51989

I've never visited any of them, but my memories and good times with them are things I will never trade for anything! It's amazing the kind of people you can meet on the internet who end up meaning so much to you. Don't leave Clowny, We have a lot in common, I see a lot of fun times ahead between us!

>>51993

Link me your steam already, silly.

>>51994

Is there any good coop play to that game? I might buy it just to enjoy you chasing me as I leave you in the dust, Nouny~

I know

I am the greatest

>>52002

Yeah, but you have to follow my instructions to a T if you want to stay close and not get lost in the galaxy. I don't want you warping into the sun or anything. Or maybe I do…

>>52000

Only in my dreams..

>>52001

For qts you are tho

>>52003

>the greatest

>Not Noun

>>52000

Just comes naturally for me hun..

>>52002

Good, well this person is my ex roommate so people I lived with before I moved to california. Knew him was he was banging my manager. So for about 6 years?

Way too nice of a person, don't worry CoCo I have no plans on leaving, you'll be the first…or second to know. So we can spend many years together to do fun stuff

>>52000

Seems like a solid plan

>>52002

I'm just about to go off and eat dinner, so I'll give it to you later on when I can actually chat with you~

>>52003

Heyyyyyy.

>>52006

>>52009

Yes increase my fap folder

>>52008

ayy lmao

>>52009

heya Magi!

>>52011

heh, thats nothing to what else I have..

>>52012

Hey tak hows you?

>>52013

How big is your lewd folder right now?

>>52004

I'll follow you Nouny. I can't leave such a helpless and adorable person to fend for themselves alone~

>>52001

There's nothing wrong with being a slut.

>>52007

Your words are so comfy, I'm glad I met you Clowny. I'll make sure to tease you to death about your cuteness on your birthday!

>>52008

It's like waiting for christmas~

>>52013

I'm looking for something

even I don't know what it is.

>>52016

Alright that seems like a perfectly fine plan. What time do you usually wake up or even start drinking then hun?

>>52015

Aw okay. You making progress then I need to work on mine more as well.

>>52018

I have certain tastes though, so it can be slow going or you hit a jackpot :3

>>52017

Not sure Tak, any idea what you may be looking for?

i cant be a slut because i dont let people fuck me

i just fuck other people

shitty lock vs good locksmith

>>52020

Trying to determine what it would take to feel satisfied.

>>52021

That logic only works on men, call me when you a guy.

>>52021

It's not about how you fuck tho, it's just about fucking in general.

>>52022

Thats a difficult one, a person could have nothing but feel fully satisfied. Other times you just can't grasp what it is that would scratch that itch so to speak. Its a maddening feeling, hope it comes to you soon though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUnv7_wjkW4

>>52018

Lately it's been 9pm-1am est but it always changes. I drink a few hours before I go to sleep.

>>52021

Are you trying to say I'm not slut?!

>>52026

So 6pm my time that works out just fine. It's a date then, though you are gonna have to stay up longer than 4 hrs probably.

>>52026

Why arent you asleep?

Tfw Burt out of all people calls me pervy

>>52029

whats that supposed to mean?!

>>52027

A date?!

Where will you take me to dinner?

>>52028

Enjoying my drunkenness. Why aren't you in my bed?

>>52029

That screenshot makes me want to play again…

>>52031

It's my birthday you are the one taking me out. You better hold my hand and wear cute clothes as well.

>>52031

I like couches and futons not beds

>>52031

Play

>>52032

If you give me all the control, it's going to be a long night~

>>52033

Futons are extremely lewd!

>>52035

Only if all of /lewd/ forms a guild…

I'm bored.

>>52036

Nope I'm just letting you make the plans, what happens when it's actually time is entirely different though I fully intended to be a long night.

>>52038

That's the plan

>>52037

Should have gotten BF4. We could always play csgo or something

>>52039

Im gonna spy on both of you

Am I the moving finger?

I've decided to color the sun.

good morning, err afternoon, everyone

>>52045

Good morning.

Today we're doing existentialism.

I am home

>Teammate walks straight into my fire

>Kicked for doing too much damage to teammates

>>52046

really? nice

we were just discussing that in my english class before break

whats your solution to the problem of the absurd? i agree with camus' ideas, but being somewhat spiritual, i also like kierkegaards ideas on transcendentalism

>>52049

>tfw nobody to snuggle with

>>52045

>>52047

Afternoon

>>52052

>>52053

Hi master

>>52050

If a tree falls in the woods and noone's around to hear it, what's the meaning of life?

>>52056

wow so deep :o

someone heard it

>>52055

but im not your master

>>52058

Yet

Taco bell!

>>52059

I think never tbh

>>52051

Guess it's a step up from mcdonalds. I did have some a few days ago too.

my name is moecake and I have autism

For some lewds… There simply isn't enough..

>>52064

It's all I could afford with my dota hat money and I didn't feel like putting my debit card info on that account don't bully me ?

>>52066

I feel ya

>>52066

Then its time!

>>52066

Non lewd lewds are the kind that there isn't enough of

…

././.

Going to bed with a reminder that moe doesn't deserve to breath.

Night everyone else!

>>52076

Gudnight

>>52076

Night, Kyoko.

I'll get you on Steam another time.

>>52076

goodnight friend

Dotter

teach me how to use cock magic

>>52081

What, like how to get pets, successfully dom or something else?

>>52081

>Strong snow storm

>Work is the busiest it's been since summer

>>52084

I never get South Park references.

>>52085

>it's 85 outside here

>>52085

>haven't seen snow in 10 years

I love the snow compared to the fucking god-awful humid florida weather.

13C outside here.

it was snowing here yesterday but we dont really get snow we just get fluffy rain

>>52088

Family is in Florida go say hi to them for me

>>52090

Say yes

>>52089

Its 40f here, also stop using communist talk

.

I dropped the fucking silky smooth stone.

time to kill myself.

>>52088

So move here, it rains all the time and it snowed yesterday

>>52100

Spooky

>>52102

Stop right there pervert!

ahh Its raining ouside lovely <3

//

.

/

>>52112

>posting non guro

My standards for you have dropped

.,

Is skandi here ?

>>52115

No he fapped himself to death

>>52096

Way to go.

Now you'll never get the Trident.

>>52117

I guess you're my master tonight now…..

>>52120

>Implying I'm your master

>Implying I would even take second place

Cake pls

>>52121

>>52113

I've always gone back and forth. Interesting that you suddenly care.

>>52122

>>52124

Seto said disturbing things to me at the end of that skype call

I need an adult.

>>52125

>>52126

Hot

>>52123

What do you mean, I always pay attention to your images just don't state anything most the time.

>>52126

>in skype call with seto

Oh I didn't realize you two were already married.

>>52128

It wasnt hot!

>>52130

We should make a call where it gets hot

>>52127

>>52132

Oh my

/

>>52135

How may I help you?

>>52138

..

>>52139

Ask Burt to rape you

>>52141

But I want bit to rape me

I ordered stromboli from this place near my apartment and I ordered medium thinking it's not that big and it's fucking 2 ft long and the sauce spilled all over the box so it's all wet and whhen I cut it to a reasonable size the box fell on my lap and got sauce all over my pants and shirt

I don't even want this shit anymore waste of 20$