No.52175
>>52166
Youll be okay buddy
No.52176
>>52173
That's not Skandi!
No.52178
>>52176
No, but I got the first post for him. He'll be pleased!
No.52179
>get drunk with friends
>we go on omegle
>they skip all the cute boys
No.52182
>>52178
Oh, okay.
>>52179
Bastardssssssssss
No.52183
>>52129
Not close enough I guess
No.52184
>>52180
m-master you're making me so hard >_<
No.52185
>>52172
Sure, do it!
>>52179
Insecurities
No.52187
Quick /lewd/, how do I get food and water without having to move out of my bed?
No.52189
>>52184
Im not your master!!!
No.52190
File: 1451346205006.jpg (851.58 KB, 800x977, 800:977, 47a7b587d83c3a763bae8eee59….jpg)
>>52182
My friends are worst!
>>52185
It was pretty funny when they mistook a boy for a girl until the boy showed his face :3
No.52191
>>52185
Faaaaabuloussssss.
No.52192
>>52187
Ring the servant's bell!
>>52190
Totally the worst.
You should trade them in for a gayer set of friends.
No.52194
>>52192
I don't have any servants ;-;
Maybe I can plead with my sister if I see her to bring me something
No.52195
>>52194
Shout loudly until someone responds and duck when they throw something at you.
No.52196
File: 1451346462824.jpg (100.82 KB, 700x1151, 700:1151, c650d2f4ec778ae311655c1d58….jpg)
>>52192
I knoww, but how? ><
No.52197
>>52195
>throat is too dry to shout
Got any other ideas?
No.52200
>>52199
He started his job today
No.52201
>>52196
Invite me over
>>52197
Gawd. You're not making this easy for me.
CROAK LOUDLY.
No.52203
>>52202
Let me suck the bit dik !
No.52205
File: 1451346651927.jpg (34.48 KB, 510x461, 510:461, 4d349aa1afefa817bc2c90c724….jpg)
>>52198
Nicu :3
>>52201
Come over next year!
No.52206
>>52200
Neat! I-I should probably actually try talking to him some time if I didn't even know that…
No.52208
>>52205
no its bad!!1 I love my mommy!!
No.52209
Shouldn't read that stuff, just hurts. but I my curiosities
No.52211
>>52201
It's not an easy situation!
No.52212
>>52203
Nooo! Get away from my bit dik!!
No.52213
>>52207
We totally should plan something soon!
>>52208
Sometimes it's nice to be alone though ^^
No.52214
>>52212
I'm already touching myself
No.52215
>>52211
You can do it! I have faith in your abilities!
>>52213
Well, I'll be busy all of next month, but sometime after than would be good.
No.52216
File: 1451347004357.jpg (41.35 KB, 526x600, 263:300, 913f3641c1f2fb4d7da5e10fce….jpg)
>>52215
Me too.. but I think I have time in februari
No.52217
>>52213
maya is my mommy lol
No.52218
>>52215
It's not about whether I can do it or not, it's about avoiding my parents and finding out what happened when I was drunk!
No.52220
>>52210
H-him and I just get really lewd. I-it always seems to turn that as well.
No.52221
>>52219
But master it feels so good !
No.52222
>>52216
Ok, cool, let's see what's happening around the end of Jan and see if Feb's still good.
>>52218
Are you sure you want to find out what happened?
No.52223
File: 1451347141636.jpg (185.4 KB, 849x1200, 283:400, tumblr_nzxva2kIYN1tzl3xfo1….jpg)
No.52224
>>52221
No master! No touching!
No.52225
>>52217
Woow I totally had the wrong idea there
No.52228
>>52224
I'm……………. I'm……………………. I'm so close !!!
>>52223
Hello !
No.52230
>>52226
Why are you crying?
No.52232
>>52226
What's the matter?
No.52233
>>52222
I don't, that's why i'm avoiding them!
No.52234
>>52228
I had no part of this! Also you're quick ahahaa
No.52235
>>52224
If you really weren't his master, you shouldn't be saying he shouldn't touch!
>>52225
Yeah I don't blame you I never really specified it lol
No.52236
>>52231
Great!
>>52233
You should stay quiet and out of the way, then.
You will have to put up with your hunger and thirst.
No.52237
File: 1451347349158.jpg (84.48 KB, 600x535, 120:107, tumblr_inline_nzx2d1JT2Z1s….jpg)
No.52238
Skandi am I allowed to get drunk tonight ?
>>52234
I s-stopped touching myself so I could last longer for you master
No.52240
>>52237
D-don't do that. I don't like it when you're sad, idiot.
No.52241
Whoa wait a sec yesterday was one day ago lmao
No.52242
>>52241
and tomorrow will be one day from now
No.52243
>>52235
I want an umaru imouto :c
>>52236
Are you stil dating fools?
No.52244
>>52236
I'm never touching captain morgans ever again
No.52245
>>52243
Fools?
I'm with Futa. And yeah, that's still going on.
>>52244
Drink responsibly!
No.52246
File: 1451347550017.png (384.14 KB, 649x922, 649:922, 785d6bd3e0e7f55aa701df5c3c….png)
>>52241
kek Hailey you high again? lol
No.52247
>>52235
Baka hamster, I dont want him touching himself thinking about me
>>52237
…..comeback!
>>52238
Im not your master!! Do I have to say it?!
No.52248
>>52247
bully me more I am so close
No.52249
>>52245
Oh woopsies, my bad!
Does he stil have problems with his parents? ><
No.52250
>>52243
I'm Dunsel's Imouto, but considering I'm younger than most everyone on /lewd/ I'm open to being yours, too. And pretty much everyone but Moe because meanie, and Toodles who is my best friend.
>>52242
wtf dude use spoilers
>>52246
nope! Idk What's up this time
>>52247
but its not like you can control it unless you want to be his master…
No.52251
>>52245
Well, last night I DID say I would drink irresponsibly so I guess it's my fault
No.52252
>>52250
spoil this
*unzips dick*
No.52253
>>52249
Ohhh yeah.
His mum is still freaking out about it all. It's keeping things interesting.
>>52251
All your fault, yep.
No.52255
>>52248
Im not saying anything to you after this till you're done you degenerate!
>>52250
How would you know? Plus I already said I didn't want to be his master 1000s of post ago you baka hamster
No.52256
>>52255
I am a filthy degenerate bully me more master call me a slut oh my goodness I want to cum may I please cum master ?
No.52257
File: 1451347837881.jpg (25.25 KB, 487x600, 487:600, 11181829_702196073258989_7….jpg)
>>52250
I already have an imouto brother irl so you can be my sister :p
..that reminds me, I stil need to finish the anime
>>52253
Aaah I can imagine
No.52259
>>52257
Yep. She managed to get into a phone he was signed into steam on yesterday morning and sent me a few messages.
I ended up blocking the account for a while rather than replying.
No.52260
>>52257
well imouto is Sister, little brother would be otouto! Regardless, I'd be proud to call you Oniichan! Or oneechan, if you'd prefer
No.52261
>>52259
Omg really?! What did she send you?
>>52260
Aah I actually knew that.. both are fine with me ^^
No.52262
File: 1451348144559.jpg (206.62 KB, 1232x1204, 44:43, 76e11ccd859ff2d0e6e07313c4….jpg)
>>52244
At least drink Kraken, far nicer rum.. Morgans has a bad aftertaste…
No.52263
>>52261
How old are you, why won't you leave my son alone etc.
No.52264
I need people to play bf4 with
No.52265
File: 1451348279733.jpg (28.87 KB, 406x600, 203:300, 11069941_458738870947116_2….jpg)
>>52263
Oh wow.. did you talk with futa after it happened?
No.52266
>>52262
Everytime I drink morgans it just tastes like a bad night since it always gets messy everytime I touch the stuff
No.52267
>>52265
He saw it this morning, laughed at his mother's poor grasp of English and said it was good I blocked the account for a while.
No.52268
File: 1451348370453.jpg (520.16 KB, 908x1534, 454:767, d92132419faf86f8ad7af82a15….jpg)
>>52266
Drink Kraken then.. guarantee you its a far better drink..
No.52269
>>52267
Sounds like he's used to his mom acting like a baka ^^
No.52270
>>52268
I am Burt and I agree with this statement
No.52271
>>52268
I've actually never saw kraken in any shop that sells alcohol
No.52272
>>52269
She's been doing it for a while.
Taking away his phone, laptop etc. I haven't been able to talk to him recently. He was on for most of the day today, that was pretty good.
No.52273
>>52269
It happens…. unfortunately
>>52271
Ask even check tescos..
No.52274
>>52273
Oh tescos, i'll have a look next time i'm in there, it's a bit out of the way compared to all of the off licenses though
No.52275
>>52272
Oh wow.. I would have been so angry if my mom even tried to do any of those things
>>52273
I'm glad my parents are so accepting!
No.52276
Archives are filled with terrible things. Just sayin.
No.52277
File: 1451348684408.jpg (297.1 KB, 964x1442, 482:721, fc012356552a2a7750bb9671f3….jpg)
>>52274
Should be able to get it there or any big supermarket now
>>52275
Mine aren't..
No.52278
>>52274
Sainsburys sell it as well.
>>52275
I think that's the tip of the iceberg.
She's threatening to get a psychiatrist on the job as well.
No.52281
File: 1451348862498.jpg (431.46 KB, 2893x4092, 263:372, d3beae8d0b18be681a98661a01….jpg)
>>52278
Almost 2016 and its back to the fucking dark ages… burn the heathens and all that fucking nonsense..
No.52282
>>52279
MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY I LOVE YOU
No.52283
>>52280
I thought you were supposed to be the awsomest, though!
>>52281
Yeaaaaah. Supposedly, it's not the bi thing she has a problem with, it's the age thing.
No.52285
>>52277
I'm sorry to hear that :(
>>52278
That's pretty crazy but I wouldn't be too worried about it, a pshychiatrist will understand his mom his is the weird one
No.52286
i feel bad for people who dont have a qt trap to fuck every day
No.52287
>>52283
thats kind of a big deal for most parents, as i discovered
whats the age gap?
No.52288
>>52286
wait i thought your GF was cis
No.52289
>>52285
Oh, I'm not worried about it. It's just an example of the mindset I'm dealing with.
>>52286
Good for you.
No.52290
File: 1451349050255.png (710.85 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, 96364c37d317b94809e0ad6873….png)
>>52283
So she says.. good luck to you mate. Fucking nightmare.
No.52291
>>52288
no
my last 3 ex's were cis
No.52292
>>52287
12yrs.
Hence the freaking out.
No.52293
>>52291
oh ok that makes her cuter
No.52294
>>52289
Oh good ^^
Do you think you can meet up one day?
No.52296
File: 1451349269495.jpg (85.33 KB, 792x589, 792:589, ss (2015-12-28 at 11.29.40….jpg)
>>52293
cant u see the bulge
No.52297
>>52292
yeah my mom freaked out about 5 years so uhhhh
and are they also underage? then there you go
No.52298
>>52285
Being disowned/estranged for over 10 years now.. better off away from them anyhow. Though its hard at times tbh
No.52299
>>52297
As far as age of consent, no they're not underage.
Still in school though, yep.
No.52300
No.52301
>>52296
I kinda just wasnt looking at it cuz nobody told me and her body doesnt give it away maybe im just dumb lol
No.52302
>>52295
I hope so too for you two!
Where does he live?
No.52303
>>52299
as long as you arent gonna go to jail!
No.52304
>>52296
Does she have the usual clusterfuck of issues traps often have, though?
>>52302
Thanks!
He's in the middle of Poland.
>>52303
Yeah, I'm not doing anything illegal.
No.52305
>>52303
Well no crimes been committed so not much to worry about there..
No.52306
>>52301
ye she looks cis
but that trap bulge though
mmm
No.52307
>>52305
not sure about over there, but over here you can get in trouble for just text and pictures
No.52308
>>52306
have u sucked her feminine penis
No.52309
File: 1451349682309.png (815 KB, 760x1173, 760:1173, 05defd30dc48cf8eb2ccce76aa….png)
No.52310
>>52307
I'm pretty sure over here I heard about a 16 year old kid being charged for having child porn the cp was pictures of his own dick because he was under 18
No.52311
>>52306
That wouldn't bother me tbh.
>>52307
Grooming and what's going on here is completely different.
No.52312
>>52308
no shes not into that
i fuck her all the time though ~
No.52313
>>52309
Nah, quite a distance away. Something like 4hrs by train from Gdansk or Warsaw.
No.52314
>>52311
not saying anything about whats happening here cuz i dont know anything about it
just based on my own experience
No.52315
who wants me to take pics of my gf and post them here
No.52316
File: 1451349955620.png (425.03 KB, 730x916, 365:458, 6e29f33125c81342d81d5e1883….png)
>>52313
Ohh oki, that's the only place I've been in Poland
Polish people are actually pretty cute
No.52317
Im done with my lan party. Hi!
>>51959
[japanese imperialistic chanting intensifies]
No.52318
>>52314
If he is of consensual age, no grooming can be claimed, thus completely out of the picture.
No.52319
>>52316
I have a pretty mixed opinion on the Polish, but I know there are some really nice ones.
And Futa is certainly cute.
No.52321
File: 1451350211692.jpg (137.02 KB, 819x1232, 117:176, 91d16bba4c27466c8a4066158e….jpg)
>>52319
They are like any other race mate, some cute, some not so cute and other complete arseholes.
No.52322
File: 1451350243540.png (720.75 KB, 793x1110, 793:1110, 6bcec3f147ac48b4752e27d09c….png)
>>52319
All the older Polish people are pretty rude and never seem to smile but the younger people are all really nice! Atleast that's how I experienced it when I went on vacation there ^^
No.52323
>>52321
Well, yeah, of course.
>>52322
Yeah, it's mostly the older ones I've run into in my line of work.
The men are ok, the women are bitches.
No.52324
File: 1451350429468.png (400.24 KB, 727x1000, 727:1000, 3d3afb827f9bc6069fff398d01….png)
>>52315
You have sex all the time yet she doesn't like her penis sucked?
Why not?
No.52325
>>52324
some girls dont like having a penis
sucking it reminds them that its there
No.52326
>>52325
thats Gender Dysphoria: differernt from a complete trap though..
No.52327
>>52326
im just assuming that based on the fact that she doesnt want her penis sucked
No.52328
File: 1451350669084.png (289.7 KB, 595x888, 595:888, 90b5e21143318a3b2ed8befa0f….png)
>>52323
It's a pretty gray country and the countryside looked really sad so I kinda understand it..
I think I'm sobering up btw ^^
No.52329
>>52328
All I've seen so far is Gdansk.
It didn't look that bad, though.
And sobering up so soon? Shame.
No.52330
>>52327
Either that or shes been on hormones that long her penis is fucked.. Or some kind of shame. But most traps take pride in being able to. Its just a little odd, though everyone is different.
No.52331
File: 1451350816558.png (437.52 KB, 691x1073, 691:1073, cea70daa31ac15cef3405c41b3….png)
>>52329
I knoww, but I can't really afford to be hungover tomorrow so it's a good thing
No.52332
>>52331
Do you have work in the morning?
No.52333
>>52332
Nu uh, I have some not-so-fun family stuff
And I need to recover for new years
No.52334
>>52333
Ohhh, good luck with that.
I'm pretty much done with family occasions for now.
Thought my Dad might want to try and get me to meet up with him again, but he didn't offer a meetup this time around and I'm not fussed.
No.52335
File: 1451351281374.jpg (590.8 KB, 650x631, 650:631, 3c57006e33b7cb9d247c304221….jpg)
Okay nap time is over bit can talk to me but continue ignoring moe. It'll work out graet
No.52336
File: 1451351334227.png (889.93 KB, 770x1109, 770:1109, d0c6dff9dcf4bc213ad09df6a7….png)
>>52334
It's a bit complicated, I'll explain some other time ^^
Did something happen between you and your dad?
No.52337
>>52336
Ehhh. I had a big falling out with Dad something like 5/6yrs back and it's pretty much been awkward with him ever since. We hardly ever meet up anymore, last time was last December.
No.52338
Does anyone want to watch me stream dota
No.52339
File: 1451351995649.png (801.98 KB, 977x1254, 977:1254, f196c343faabd0a4c91d989c0e….png)
>>52337
Aw sorry to hear that. Do you want to reconnect with him or are you fine with the way it is now?
No.52341
I think Noun died getting taco bell
No.52342
>>52339
I can't really be bothered with the extra drama, really.
Or the buildup of grudges he probably has by now.
I would have met up with him if he offered to drive down, but he sent over a card and giftcard for Christmas, I sent him a text to thank him and ask him how his Christmas was going and I just got a message back thanking me for the test and saying Merry Christmas, so eh.
No.52343
File: 1451352414498.png (772.32 KB, 712x1748, 178:437, 9bec8f64b71b4cf35853a5b835….png)
>>52341
Well eating taco bell isn't the healthiest thing, but I bet he choked on a churro while trying to deep throat it.
No.52344
>>52343
that sounds extremely painful
No.52345
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Back for work, lewdies!
Have some music!
No.52346
>>52342
Mm, I understand. He'll always stay your dad but if you're both okay with the things like they are now I don't see a reason to change it~
No.52347
>>52346
Yeah, I think I'll stick with things how they are for now.
And I think I'll get some sleep now. G'night, Angel.
No.52348
File: 1451352860851.jpg (126.7 KB, 850x734, 425:367, sample_5c5223e14dfce4bfc7a….jpg)
No.52350
>>52343
What a churro whore. But he's my dead churro whore so it's what ever.
No.52351
File: 1451352977849.jpg (991.12 KB, 1500x1605, 100:107, 28b1c05ed061abcb253237ced1….jpg)
>>52350
It's okay I'm not dead yet, I'll still kill you since he couldn't.
No.52352
Wanted to draw Gropy taunting Moecakes, saying 'Real sluts take their cocks dry! Only sissy cucks take lubed cocks! YOU'RE NOT A SLUT!'
No.52353
>>52351
I want to kill the clown
No.52354
>>52351
Just wouldn't be the same
No.52355
File: 1451353243661.png (626.54 KB, 718x963, 718:963, 6fc79dc4091faa8fa7b9e61b56….png)
No.52356
i want psychadellics really really badly right now
please god ;_;
No.52357
>>52356
You're not the only one. We;ll have em all soon enough
No.52358
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>52356
I'd love some too, but I would never have the time to get them, or alone time, or someone to take them with and babysit me.
I'm liable to lose my shit.
>>52355
All in good time, what is your frequent avatar?
And btw, was inspired by this skit.
No.52361
>>52360
Glorious, will take me a year on MS paint.
No.52363
I'm immensely fucking bored
No.52365
>>52363
Hi immensely fucking bored
I'm Burt
No.52366
>>52362
And when I thought I've seen the raddest thing ever, this comes up.
Not a fan of Star Wars, but fucking love flaming bag pipes.
No.52367
>>52364
got anything else on your mind, perv?
No.52368
File: 1451354181460.jpg (1.31 MB, 1067x1690, 1067:1690, 4c13d74a21a8955c2af9acde17….jpg)
>>52362
Hey chii <3
>>52363
Same Hailey, at least you aren't in agony
>>52366
Hows the new job going Scan?
No.52369
>>52367
not really
its either that or video games
No.52371
No.52372
>>52371
my job is 2 bang ur mum topkik
No.52373
>>52372
Your job is to bang maya?
well ok
No.52374
>>52368
I fucking suck at it, can't clean dishes or floors fast enough.
Gotta learn to speed up. Bu I'm getting better every day.
No.52375
>>52373
Thats what I said yeah
No.52376
3 cars in the ditch on the way home.
No.52377
I was jealous of hailey yesterday so I downed a bottle like 25 minutes ago
hi everyone
No.52378
File: 1451354915026.jpg (1.42 MB, 1118x2252, 559:1126, 5d432266eb02c5eeaa6eb145ab….jpg)
>>52374
Don't let it get to you mate, you'll pick up speed in no time honestly just give it time (:
No.52381
>>52378
I let things get to me way too easily.
I'm too much of a nervous nelly.
Oh mags, soothe my jangled nerves and tangled neurosises!
No.52382
>>52380
Hope you got the right kind
but that's honestly retarded
Just get the dxm gel tablets
No.52383
>>52382
pls
I know what I'm doing
made sure DXM is the only active ingredient
No.52384
>>52383
You're on the right track but tablets are so much easier than downing a bottle.
No.52385
>>52381
You'll be fine, give it a week or two and you'll get up to speed. Don't rush and take it at your own pace. Speed and getting it right will come in time.
No.52386
>>52384
It was by the counter at the store.
And I hardly mind the taste anymore.
No.52387
if you do something enough in highschool, it won't bother you as an adult.
No.52388
>>52387
Thats true, or at the point when you don't give a fuck no more…
No.52389
File: 1451355465940.jpg (Spoiler Image, 221.73 KB, 800x900, 8:9, 6d3722480009b4009f35afc637….jpg)
>>52385
If you say so.
I'm working 12-15 hour shifts at times and I'm not learning as quick as the others.
Have some lewd.
>>52387
Damnit, I haven't done enough because I'M ALWAYS BOTHERED!
No.52390
>>52388
Like gay stuff, or asparagus.
>>52389
I'll bother your penis.
No.52391
File: 1451355735139.png (Spoiler Image, 120.66 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 6390f7c22aee2b6b1d06b43e2f….png)
>>52390
Try me!
I am rubber, you are glue,
what bounces off me, facefucks you!
No.52393
File: 1451356228543.jpg (Spoiler Image, 120.69 KB, 850x850, 1:1, sample_58be9adf185ff836236….jpg)
>>52392
You heard me! Can't bother the SCANNER!
Or at least, my cock.
No.52394
>>52386
I've been spoiled its true
No.52396
File: 1451356393590.jpg (1.28 MB, 891x1000, 891:1000, a84abec767bccfffd4aa0913c4….jpg)
>>52389
I went manic 2 nights ago, drank 2 litres of rum and about 10 miniatures of absolute vodka.
Then I think I jumped head first down the stairs.
Hurt Ribs (they're black)
sore back, both sides of ribs are bad. And i can't lie on my stomach cos of the ribs.
Have to see a new therapist, theyre either going to commit me if i go nuts again. And they are reassessing wither i'm also BPD, and schizophrenic . Theyre going to put me on new meds so I don't self harm, but im scared mate. I'm not even sure I fell or I just jumped the 13 steps onto concrete.
Neighbour had to phone ambulance. I acn't even remember getting to the hospital.so yeah its going bad to worse, but maybe they'll give me some good drugs to actually kill the pain, though my pain fetish is going nuts, im still in a lot of pain. And just took a hidden stash of codeine, and a mix of other meds. now i can breathe a bit deeper but its good to hear you got things in track mate, i'm happy for you.
>>52390
both? I've been bi from 8 so that was ok, i gues it was the veg that took longer..
No.52397
>>52396
I just always thought that I wasn't supposed to like guys just because everyone said so
around 13 I realized there was no reason to do that.
No.52399
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
I accidentally revealed my trip a few hours ago, and some particularly clever person decided to use that to pretend to be me while I was away. And he didn't even bother to research my filename scheme! This is my first post in this thread!
And I'm extremely drunk!
No.52400
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>>52397
No at 8 I wanted a vagina and pretty much wanted both either a bf or gf, wore make up
>>52399
Just change your password skandi.. one letter and it'll be sorted. Happened to me before on 4chins.. that'll sort it. At least they didn't do no apparent damage.
No.52401
I'm getting tired of not being here
No.52403
>>52399
I'm drunk too !
>>52401
I missed you
No.52404
>>52401
>board finally starts to get good
>Senti comes back
No.52405
>>52400
I've changed it now! It did no damage at all, but it's still a little annoying.
>>52401
Senti! <3
>>52403
Get drunker! Uh! More drunk!
No.52406
>>52405
o-ok.. I am already on my 6th beer how many do you want me to drink >_<
No.52409
>>52396
Good lord Mag, I'm really truly sorry.
MAybe you should not drink so much? Booze sorta kicks off certain behaviours.
I'm not sure what to say, makes my shit seem REALLY trivial… if you can handle all that. I'mma make all the money then.
Err, I'm sure the doctors will get it right, life is a little about trial and error, especially with mood altering drugs. And I don't think your fetishes will help you, fetish of pain requires someone to inflict it on you with finesse, understanding and a dark love. This is just fucking pain you're dealing with, no love in that.
I hope you get better Mag, I gotta bed.
No.52410
>>52406
Eight would be nice.
>>52407
Hi, C! Why are you still up?
No.52411
>>52406
PAce yourself Moe.
Sure, get drunk, but respect what you're getting drunk on.
Nini for reals.
No.52412
>>52410
I get really lewd when I drink.. I am streaming dota now if you want to watch
No.52413
>>52408
Just dropping by before bed and such.
Hows it going?
>>52410
Because no work till 4th.
But i am going to bed very soon.
No.52415
No.52417
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>>52401
Welcome back! How are you?
No.52418
>>52412
Appreciate it, but I'm far too drunk for anything! I'll very soon lose the ability to type at all, and then I'll collapse into bed and send awkwardly affectionate emails to Miles.
>>52413
Oh! Yeah, you probably should.
>>52415
What's with the gay voice?
No.52419
>>52418
Yeah. Mostly because i'm celebrating someones birthday later.
No.52420
>>52417
Not sure if back yet.
I'm good, burnt out between busy christmas, work and writing. I feel like burnt toast but I'm not upset or miserable or anything. How are you?
No.52421
>>52420
So how much progress did you get to make?
No.52422
>>52418
MY VOICE IS NOT GAY WHAT THE FUCK
No.52423
>>52420
I miss you…
Other than that I'm okay. I feel happy right now, but in general I could be better.
No.52424
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>52402
No I'm completely happy with my body. Just I'm equally homosexual as heterosexual so right in the middle, depends on the person with me.
>>52405
Probably just an anon having a little fun, at least they didn't wait until you were on and argue with you with he same id, or fuck with your friends too much or change your password on you.. As what happened to me before.. don't sweat it though.
>>52406
All of them.
>>52409
NAh the booze was to kill the loneliness and the fact i've been suicidal for weeks. My manic phase just makes me want to do crazy stuff, i've no control. And its scary. But good luck I have every faith in you mate..nini <3
I'm going to go to bed. NIte all ..
And to all those who I got trips for today I hope you enjoy them (:
No.52425
>>52422
Oh! Uh! Sorry, I'm really drunk, somehow I didn't make the connection that it was your voice. Sorry.
No.52426
How has everyone been? Tell me about your Christmases!
>>52421
20k words. I still need to finish a section then I have a solid rough draft. I have no idea how I'm going to get this published though. Considering just printing it out and leaving it on tables at universities around the country until a literal cult develops. Only if publishers won't touch it.
>>52423
Print out pictures of things you like and tape them to the insides of cabinet doors for random happy doses.
No.52427
rate my xenogirl, is she qr?
No.52428
>>52425
I am the person talking about the bear
No.52429
No.52430
No.52431
Well going to bed. See ya everyone!
No.52432
>>52426
Let me read it, let me read it!! Sounds like an adventagous and flawless plan, it could turn out to be something big if you have enough passion for it, imagine if it actually did get big, youll be in the history books! I believe in you.
No.52433
>>52426
discovered the magic of cough syrup, and tomorrow im quitting because ive been high on it every day since
No.52434
gonna go shave my legs with a blowtorch
No.52436
>>52426
My Christmas was far too much drinking and far too many family dinners! How've you been, then?
>>52428
I-I've kinda lost focus ages ago! I'm really far too drunk to be posting, but I'm still doing it! Hit yourself once wherever!
>>52431
Goodnight!
No.52438
desu, you're a fag. and not in a good way.
No.52439
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>>52437
It's pretty gay tbh
No.52443
No.52444
>>52427
she looks upset
>>52432
When I'm finished with it I'll share it with you guys. I don't expect to get famous over something like this but I really like what I'm writing, it's hilarious.
>>52433
DXM stands for Diligent X-perienced Manpower
or something idk
>>52436
Christmas was a lot of driving and closed mountain passes and visiting a dozen people over a couple of days and yes the drinking and smoking bowls but it was nice to get all of the friend/family obligations out of the way.
I got a lightweight water purification device from my parents and I am pretty stoked about that.
No.52445
>>52426
I don't live alone, I can't really do that.
Either way I'm probably going to take a while to respond because I'm talking with Skandi on Steam, FYI!
I'm also really drunk.
No.52447
>>52444
She's upset because
>tfw no bf
No.52448
No.52450
>>52444
Is it really you? I must be dreaming.
No.52451
>>52444
Why not let us share feed back right now? I'm to curious to contain myself, and you know these small things have a chance of actually poping up and get big, so long you try your best!
And what'd you mean its hilarious?
No.52452
>>52437
Gayest thing I've heard all day. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
>>52444
Well, Sentitrips, that does sound kinda nice. I-I'm not really seeing the point of a water purification device, unless you go hiking extremely often!
No.52453
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No.52455
>>52437
U sound like a nerd.
No.52456
>>52454
I mean really, though! You are gay! There's nothing wrong with having a gay voice!
No.52457
>>52441
oh shit you caught me!
No.52458
>>52457
Time to suck my cock
No.52459
>>52445
The people you live with aren't tolerant of neat pictures taped to things? D: nooooo
>>52449
Hi Bit!!
>>52450
You've been dreaming for two and a half years, Noun. The accident. Wake up pls.
>>52451
I'm waiting until the rough draft is complete before I share it with anyone because it'll have the full impact. It's not long, maybe 25-30k words total in the end.
It's hilarious in that The Book of Mormon and fucking with anonymous people on the internet are my two largest inspirations.
>>52452
I go hiking extremely often when there isn't a metric ton of white bullshit covering everything I love. Last time I was living in the bitter roots I was boiling water 2-3 hours a day. It'll be nice to not have to do that.
No.52461
>>52459
Then go finish the rough draft fag, I wanna read it, and only 30k words? What's that, 50 pages?
What… What kind of book are you writing?
No.52462
>>52459
Hello Senti! Glad you're back!
No.52463
>>52459
Never! Glad the book is going well.
No.52464
>>52459
Hopefully everything goes well with the book, I hope I will be around to read it if you share it.
Can I ask what it's about?
No.52465
this is how we do
for erin
No.52466
>>52456
w-well if you like it..
No.52467
>>52466
I don't particularly like it. But it suits you, I guess.
No.52469
>>52461
A really fucking funny one.
>>52462
Maybe I'm back maybe I'm not!! I'm just posting here right now v.v
>>52463
How is Nouny?
>>52464
Who are you? WHO ARE YOU?!
It's really difficult to say what it's about without spoiling it. Metaphysics for sure. It's my baby right now and I can't wait to watch it walk, never been this passionate about something I'm writing before. It'll either be easy or impossible to get it published, it's pretty different. Worst case scenario I'll print out thousands of copies and road trip leaving them in random places where people are likely to pick it up and read it.
>>52468
Does it have aim down sights yet?
No.52470
>>52468
You do, presumably!
No.52471
>>52468
you can play with my balls
No.52472
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>>52469
LET ME READ IT FUCK
RIGHT NOW
PLEASE
>>52471
S-sure
No.52473
>>52469
I am good. I have been playing a lot of Elite Dangerous lately and recently beat Shadow of the Colossus. I am good! Thanks for asking.
>>52470
LEWD AND PAINFUL THINGS.
>>52471
Hey wait u cant tell me what 2 do.
No.52474
No.52475
im gonna rough you all up
No.52477
>>52472
Hey, get in line!
>>52473
Yes I can!
No.52478
>>52475
w-what does that mean
No.52479
>>52477
You can but I am not going to listen!
>>52475
I am a strong and virile young man, I'd like to see you try.
No.52480
>>52477
I'm on the VIP list, COMMING THROUGH
No.52481
>>52479
>I am a strong and virile young man,
But you're so cute and feminine
No.52482
>>52473
I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG
>>52474
I'm just bullying you for the sake of it! Sissy!
No.52483
>>52479
I'd play cs with you but I was dropped too many times as a child.
>>52480
Show me your butt.
No.52484
>>52483
Sure, get on steam.
No.52485
>>52472
You will wait patiently until section three is finished, young lady!!
No.52486
>>52483
Thats fine still play with us you slut. Noun is also a shitter doesn't stop him from playing
No.52487
>>52469
This is the first time I've posted here, so you wouldn't know me.
It must be good if you are so passionate about it, I hope someone out there is smart enough to publish it. Just make sure you leave a copy in Scotland for me!
You are really lucky to be able to express yourself in a creative way, I'm completely hopeless at stuff like that.
>never been this passionate about something I'm writing before
Does this mean you've finished writing something before?
No.52488
>>52481
I want to drown you chijo!
>>52482
To be honest, I'm just waiting for you to do something wrong so I can abuse you!
>>52483
Just play with us.
No.52490
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>>52489
I don't like underage ass though. I like to let it ripe first
No.52491
>>52485
I WILLL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP FAM
YOU SHOW ME THAT BOOK RIGH NOW
DRAFT OR NOT; I WANT TO SEE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.52493
>>52487
I personally hope someone's stupid enough to publish it. And creativity is practice, just like other things!! Start doing something you want to do and you just get better at it the more you do it. No reason to if it's not what you want, though.
I've never finished anything other than story assignments and stuff I cooked up for poetry slams. I've gone deep into a few novel-length things but I've always regretted large portions or even entire dialogue styles and stuff and didn't feel like rummaging through 60k words. I start a lot of things without finishing them, but this time it feels like I'm gonna do it!
>>52491
tights + panties + buttpics
No.52494
>>52493
I'll show you my new imageset if you show me the book, it even includes a gif of me.
No.52495
>>52494
buttpics from a variety of angles while wearing tights and panties are the only currency of value in Sentiland.
No.52497
>>52495
What about erections being contained in male underwear?
No.52498
>>52497
dick pics are more valuable than that but they are still the nickel of Senti money.
No.52499
>>52493
As long as you are passionate about it and you like what you've done, then publishing it is only a bonus I'd think. It would be nice to share what you've created with the world though.
You make a good point about the practice thing too, I probably shouldn't use the word lucky. A lot of the things you've worked on before must have helped you get to where you are now with this book. I hope it works out.
>I start a lot of things without finishing them, but this time it feels like I'm gonna do it!
That is literally me tbh, even with small things. I'm trying to play some vidya right now, but I always seem to quit before I finish…
Hopefully you will finally be able to break out of that pattern.
No.52500
>>52498
What if it's Scandinavian dick!
No.52501
>>52500
>doing this when I'm too drunk to even get fully hard
No.52502
>>52499
I need money so I hope I can get it published T-T but yeah it'd also just be fun to leave it around and see what people say.
Play games that have no win condition!! You can only give up those ones and then you don't have to feel bad.
>>52500
More like a quarter than a nickel for sure.
No.52505
>>52501
PFFFFFFFT look at how small it is!
So cute <3
No.52506
>>52482
t-thank you for bullying me.. you're too nice to me what did I do to be so lucky ?
No.52509
>>52505
SHUT THE FUCK UP, MASTER, I'M SERIOUSLY EXTREMELY DRUNK, THAT PIC'S WORTH NOTHING W/R/T ACTUALLY SHOWING SIZE
No.52510
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>>52508
Don't look you too lewd for that
No.52511
>>52502
Oh yeah, money definitely is important! I'd buy your book if you manage to get it published. I hope you do.
>Play games that have no win condition!!
Do you have any recommendations?
No.52513
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>>52510
Ok my eyes are closed!
No.52514
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>>52512
>neither of them are a cute femboy/trap
0/10 Why do you think I'm gonna force bit to cross dress.
No.52515
>>52512
FUCKING GAYYYYYYYYY
No.52516
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>>52514
you dont think this is attractive?
No.52518
but we're on /lewd… >///<
No.52520
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>>52516
Not at all could never fap to it. I stick cute people.
Bears are ugly as fuck
>>52517
Whats wrong with it? Plus thats not how that works
No.52521
>>52512
i don't like this. that proves i'm not gay, right?
No.52522
>>52503
Then how will you keep reading everything I post in based Rii-chan's voice?
>>52507
Hmmmm I will have to charge more for the lack of genital exposure…it's worth a dime and a few pennies v.v
>>52509
I'd say it's worth about thirteen senti cents so you have that going for you
>>52511
oh I'd send copies to people I know, publishers usually give you a box of books to give to people if they publish your title.
I only have one recommendation for all games
D
O
R
F
F
O
R
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>>52512
>>52516
I can't self insert as brown people
No.52524
>>52522
w-where have you been ?
No.52525
>>52521
Depends would you fap to pictures of me if I showed them to you?
No.52526
>>52523
no it's hetero master race
No.52527
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No.52528
senti when are you visiting and doing drugs with chijo ui and my gf?
No.52529
>>52520
nothing, i dont actually care
im pretty much of the same view as you
No.52530
>>52525
what if i already had?
No.52531
>>52523
If you ain't bi, you're doing it wrong.
No.52532
>>52531
I don't care about genders!
No.52533
>>52526
>
>>52527
Yes
>>52531
Thanks based admin
No.52535
>>52531
>>52523
bi aint even a thing it just means ur thirsty and would fuck anything tbh
No.52536
I don't need this fucking attitude from you, Desu.
No.52537
>>52535
if you think that ur retarded lmao
No.52538
>uninstalled CS:GO out of rage
Feels good. A weight off of my shoulders.
>>52535
Gas the queers.
No.52540
>>52533
girls are attractive and boys aren't, plain and simple!
No.52541
i think im going to kill toodles and hailey
No.52542
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
I shoud play vice city again for the 3rd time
>>52528
When he shows up I will
>>52529
So mika I haven't even talked to you before. What brings you to our parts?
>>52530
Then you better admit it, otherwise I won't send you more pictures
>>52534
I'm not a girl though
No.52543
>>52524
Hiding from you!
>>52528
Maybe mid January? I'm kind of poor right now because of christmas. I'll know more in the coming weeks.
>>52538
Finally realize that a game isn't shit without ADS?
No.52545
>>52540
>boys aren't attractive
then how do you explain you?
No.52547
>>52522
Well if you do manage to get it published, just let me know and I'll buy it. (That's if it gets published in Scotland ofc.)
I'd like to be able to play it, but I have literally no idea what to do. Just looking at the map is enough to overload my brain…
No.52549
>>52544
Answer me you slut, otherwise I won't readd you on steam
No.52550
>>52542
i just stumbled across this place randomly when looking through all 8ch boards
i love anime, shitposting, and being a faggot so id figure id fit in. i like it here
No.52551
>>52539
I wouldn't fuck an animal though so yes you are wrong.
>>52543
Yeah I wish it was more like call of douty or battlefield.
No.52552
>>52545
here's my reasoning:
i am only attracted to cute people. if you're cute, you're a girl, even if you have a penis. therefore, i am straight.
>>52549
i didn't.
No.52553
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>>52552
Then not until you fap to me will I add you.
No.52554
>>52538
>uninstalled CS:GO out of rage
Did that a while ago. then reinstalled it to play with you. Now I have no reason to have it.
It is a good feel
>>52551
if you don't get bf4 eventually i'll just get it for you
No.52556
Does anyone wanna play csgo ?
>>52551
Well I meant boy or girl
No.52557
>>52553
why do you think i want you to add me?
No.52559
>>52554
We should get Star Wars Battlefront 3 as well.
>>52556
>Does anyone wanna play csgo ?
Fuck you.
No.52560
>>52546
Only like in the movies, dearest.
>>52547
It definitely takes a good 5-10 hours to understand playing the game, but it's worth it imo. As soon as LNP catches up with the new update, I'm going to make a pretty fresh tutorial series to help people get into the game. I want to make a half hour crash tutorial that makes people able to build a functional fort from 0 experience just by doing exactly what I tell them to do without explanation. I think a tutorial like that would help a lot of people out who wouldn't get into it otherwise.
>>52548
HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>52551
I would be playing it with you fucks if it had ADS. I definitely prefer faster kill times but I can handle a lack of severe punishment for being dumb as long as there is ADS.
I might get CoD4 soon to relive my glory days.
No.52561
>>52558
and that also explains why hetero male is master race, because if you like anything other than cute, you're a damn fool.
No.52562
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>>52556
Always with you
>>52557
Cause I know you do, don't even try to hide it aeroplane.
No.52563
>>52559
Noun why don't you have it yet? I fucking preordered special edition just to play with you.
No.52564
>>52562
i'm off-kilter now!
No.52565
>>52559
I'll get it february. so get BF4 next month and after that we can get Battlefront 3
No.52566
>>52564
NNNEEEEAAAAUUUUGH
this is me making airplane noises
No.52567
>>52523
Ayyy!
>>52538
>>uninstalled CS:GO out of rage
Good times of uninstalling games and then reinstalling them when you want to play them.
>>52541
From now on im asking for your permission about doing anything with other people. Im sorry.
No.52568
going to quote tyler the creator to pick up women
I am so fucking white
No.52569
Master's a fucking idiot.
No.52570
>>52566
Welcome back Senti
I know i'm a late
No.52571
>>52560
Please find some way to show me the tutorial when you make it so I can finally play the game…
Most people that really get into the game talk about how great it is, but it's really hard for someone like me to get into because I'd need to learn so much just to get a grasp on the basics. If only I didn't give up on things so easily…
No.52574
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No.52575
>>52569
Miles your slave is misbehaving Miiiiiles Miiiiiiiiles!!!
>>52570
I'm just posting I might not be back v.v
How's Chijo?
>>52571
Keep being a /lewd/poster and you'll be around when I make them!!
>>52572
Goodnight sparkle shine!!
No.52576
No.52577
>>52560
Baka neerd! I didn't want to hear it anyway!
No.52578
>>52575
Crazy as ever but I'm okay right now. Glad you're around at least
No.52579
>>52575
I am not misbehaving, I'm allowed to be unreasonably annoyed at him for a bit after we're done!
And now I'm going to bed! At the same time as Miles, which is a complete coincidence!
No.52580
>>52560
I'll play with you. I hear CoD4 is full of a bunch of hackers anymore, though.
>>52563
I want it bad. Loved the beta despite what everyone says.
>>52565
Okay sweet!
>>52567
I've only done it with one other game and that game was an MMO that I wasted too much time on.
>>52572
Good night miles! I hope you have sweet dreams.
No.52582
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>>52580
So noun when we getting married, clearly we have more games in common than chijo.
We gonna get ED, Battlefront 3, Insurgency, Squad. So much time to spend together
No.52584
>>52582
Don't cuck Chijo!! Squad looks like a lot of fun though..
No.52585
>>52583
I am on my 8th now..
No.52586
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>>52584
Hey I can't control the fact you gonna fall in love with me, thats all you. So you the one cucking him not me
No.52587
>>52575
I doubt I will post a lot tbh.
I'm not a very outgoing person and because of shit that happened to me fairly recently, I have problems being intimate with people, so the topic of the board might not fit me too well.
Nice little community though, it's pretty comfy.
No.52589
No.52634