No.52938
What does CJMT stand for edition
No.52940
Best boy coming through.
IF YOU DON'T FUCKING AGREE THEN…
I'm going to sleep, bye bye /lewd/!
No.52942
Circlejerkmegathread
You retard
No.52943
File: 1451396569598.jpg (1.24 MB, 1000x1412, 250:353, 8fd2f94cf5e168cd62abf81044….jpg)
>>52938
It means you should answer me on steam to get what you want Gropy..
>>52940
Hmm.. nite noun <3
No.52944
>>52938
> being this dumb
HAHAHAHAHAH
No.52945
>>52938
Gropy, it's best if you never learn.
No.52946
>>52936
There's no need to submit that much to me, I'm just some sub who for some reason kinda likes you hitting yourself.
I don't really know what I'll be playing! I've got a pretty good amount of games my crappy computer can run but I haven't gotten around to playing yet.
>>52940
Sleep well, Nounykins!
No.52948
File: 1451396728803.png (665.47 KB, 618x800, 309:400, 0aee65c898b83bb1c37314e7f9….png)
Gropy come on message me, I guarantee you'll get whats coming to you :3
No.52949
>>52946
I think it's fun but I can stop if you want me to. y-you never said yes or no to the offer though !
You could try hearthstone, it's pretty fun and it's a card game so even a toaster could run it
No.52950
>>52948
Y-your penis?
>>52947
THANK YOU
YOURE A REAL FRIEND
No.52951
>>52950
No thanks for me when I told it?!
>>52949
Hearthstone used to be great, now it's ehhhhh
No.52953
>>52951
You didn't give me a (you) that's the most important part.
No.52954
>>52953
what's with that girl being all burned up..?
No.52955
Talk to you guys later I love all of you but moe
No.52956
>>52949
I don't remember what "the offer" was.
Hearthstone just doesn't seem that appealing to me, really, I'm not competitive in the slightest. Plus I don't like card games. And in any case the problem I'm trying to fix is too many unplayed games!
No.52957
>>52955
Don't get too high you can't type
No.52959
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>>52954
She got abused as a kid, thats why she got so many scars.
No.52960
>>52957
probably will, apparently the shit this doc uses is potent
>>52958
Baiii
No.52962
>>52961
Just like your face does.
No.52963
>>52950
You wish Gropy..
>>52955
Catch you later Hailey <3
No.52968
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No.52969
>>52965
Stop being ugly please
>>52968
You
Cock
Me
No.52972
I can't sleep.
Gropy is stinky.
No.52973
No.52974
>>52970
Hi pepsi poster, do you lewd/erp?
No.52975
>>52970
Like, right now, thank you.
>>52971
WHAT
>>52973
XD
No.52976
>>52974
i told you i'm not in the mood!
>>52975
i can't! my ugliness is permanent!
No.52978
>>52975
You want his cock!
a.k.a cockhound.
No.52979
that feel when bullied by gropy
No.52980
No.52982
>>52981
i prefer coke over pepsi.
No.52984
>>52983
Coke is sweeter and leaves a better aftertaste.
No.52985
>>52981
I liked it.
>>52982
Vanilla coke > Cherry coke > Pepsi > Normal coke
No.52986
>>52984
ur wrong unless ur a dummy which i guess i should have already known you are since you don't like nmh
>>52985
i actually think it's okay
No.52987
>>52985
Birch Beer > everything else.
No.52988
No.52989
>drinking acid sugar at all
No.52990
>>52987
Radler Beer > All other beer
>Not wanting beer that tastes good
>>52989
Le waterfags have arrived
*Tips fedora*
No.52991
>>52988
i'm sorry pls forgib
>>52989
it's sweet!
No.52992
>>52990
Yeah but that's an alcoholic beverage. Birch Beer is like a richer root beer.
>>52989
>he prefers vodka over whiskey
The real pleb has arrived.
No.52993
>>52991
its okay I forgive u
No.52994
>>52992
Never had vodka or whiskey
No.52996
>>52994
Go back to drinking your margaritas and bicardi.
No.52997
>>52996
I-I like Bacardi okay
No.52999
>>52997
A genuine sissy drink that takes forever to get the job done.
No.53000
No.53001
>>52998
>>52999
I like alcohol that tastes nice okay, hence why I only drink Radler beer.
No.53002
>>53000
Whoa.
Mah feelings.
>>53001
I don't think that's even sold in the UK.
No.53003
>>53000
Then what are bisexuals?
>>53001
I hate alcohol in general. I only drink the hard shit straight when I want to get drunk. I'll never understand how people drink it so leisurely.
No.53004
>>52990
liquor > tea(s) > water > juice > beer > pouring sugar on a tar paved parking lot then lying down to lick it up > soda
>>52991
There are better sweets out there, but I'm not really a fan of sweet things anyways.
>>52992
I don't prefer it over whisky, it just has less of a chance to give me a hangover. Easier to drink more vodka than it is whisky.
>>52994
pizza and pop is still a fun night, cutie~
No.53005
>>53004
sweet things are fun!
No.53006
No.53007
>>53003
>I hate alcohol in general. I only drink the hard shit straight when I want to get drunk. I'll never understand how people drink it so leisurely.
I like to drink it just to get a buzz. It's very rare that I'll do it for the intention of getting blind drunk.
>>53006
<3
No.53008
>>53006
This tbh.
>>53007
Speaking of blind drunk, I used to drink a shit load of tequila. That shit made me a crazy drunk. Always lost my vision while drinking it.
No.53009
>>53008
Yeaaaah, fuck that.
I'd rather avoid the vomiting, loss of vision and loss of memory.
No.53010
>>53003
I drink for the combination, to get semi drunk and the taste of the stuff I like to drink.
>>53002
I'll ship you some.
>53002
No.53011
>>53009
The first time I ever got drunk was with tequila. Got shit faced and crawled up on my roof like I used to do, to look at the stars. Ended up falling asleep up there and woke up torn up by mosquitos (florida has mosquitos really fucking bad)
>>53010
I used to drink a whole lot back in my /ssft/ days.
No.53012
>>53011
I know that's how I got to overpower you~
No.53013
>>53011
If there weren't mosquitoes in that story, I would have liked it.
I can get drunk and look at the stars through my skylights!
No.53014
>>53012
In your dreams.
>>53013
>skylights
Lucky. Take pics and show me!
No.53015
>>53014
I don't get to see the stars that often, unfortunately.
Have a pic, though.
No.53016
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Morning /lewd/ time for comfy days
>>53011
Why aren't you asleep slut we don't like your kind here
No.53017
>>53015
That looks really cozy.
>>53016
Yay! Also I can't sleep so you're going to have to learn a bit without me. Heading off soon though.
No.53018
megazone 23 is freaking crazy yo
No.53019
>>53017
Nah. This is really cozy.
No.53020
>>53019
This made me really sleepy. Thanks, that looks super cozy.
I'm going to bed now, adieu /lewd/!
No.53021
dotter, your TV is a finlux
No.53022
>>53020
Sweet dreams, Noun!
>>53021
Is it? It's marked Bush, not that I care. It does what I need it to do.
No.53023
>>53020
Night night hun, we will play vidya all day when you wake up
No.53024
>>53022
oh, funny, my finlux has like an identical remote
No.53025
>>53024
They might be the same TV just differently branded, I dunno. I bought it soon after I moved in here, so it's a bit over a year old now.
No.53026
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No.53027
>>53026
Hah.
Mine is identical other than a Bush logo on the bottom.
We've been had!
No.53029
>>53028
Waste of money in todays age.
No.53030
No.53031
>>53029
pretty much. why u bully me earlier :<
No.53032
>>53028
>>53029
> tfw you curl up on your comfy sofa and watch Netflix or play a game with your steam controller
No.53033
>>53031
It makes me feel good
>>53032
But you can watch or play vidya on your computer screen too, from sofa too even.
No.53034
>TV
>waste of money
>this is the opinion of people who will never have guests
i also have a projector for super-par guests
No.53036
>>53033
True, but the TV screen is a lot bigger and it's harder to see the computer screen from the sofa.
I usually just play vidya directly on the computer anyway.
It's just nice to have variety.
No.53037
>TV
>Waste of money
Not when you got like 500 channels and on demand movies and shows.
>>53032
Living the life.
No.53038
>hey guys gather round my computer
>in my room
>in my mom's house
No.53039
>>53034
The funny thing is that I never watch live TV anymore. I gave up on having a license in the end, but yeah, I still use the TV a lot.
No.53040
>>53037
all of those channels are shit.
>>53038
board games are better. pleb.
No.53041
but yeah also i will never have guests..
No.53042
>>53039
>I gave up on having a license in the end
what the fuck, why would you ever pay for a TV license, watcher of live TV or not
TV licensing have no power, it's the national joke, you actually gave them your money? :s
No.53043
>>53042
I'm a law abiding citizen who feels bad for breaking laws!
Seriously, I'm vanilla as fuck.
No.53044
>>53043
>living in student accomodation
>always get hounded by tv licence letters telling me that they may conduct inspections to see if i'm watching live tv without a licence
>always rip them up
What are they gonna do?
No.53045
>>53043
it isn't against the law not to pay a TV license
it has been decriminalized for years
the magic words are: "your implied right of access has been revoked"
and they may never enter your property again
dear me dotter, it is unfathomable you actually fell for them, jeez
No.53046
like in terms of gullibility, paying TV license > believing in god
No.53047
>>53045
Ehh. I just like to play it safe, that's all.
No.53049
dat ending to part one tho
No.53050
No.53051
like people show up at your door and are like "uhh we'd like you to pay us money or we might do something maybe but probably not and we can't if you won't let us anyway so yeah" and you're just like "dear me of course take £150 for nothing"
wow
No.53053
god dammit takana is only in part one… fuggin hell
No.53054
last time the TV license came to my door, i answered it in my jammies half asleep, and listened to him talk for like five minutes, before i was like "wait a minute, so, who actually are you?" and he was like "TV licensing" and i was like "oh, nope, haha, sorry, no no no no no." and slowly closed the door in his face and he just left all dejected, knowing the absolute limit of his minuscule power hadn't been enough, and he would be getting no commission today.
No.53056
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NO SURGERY FOR HAILEY
No.53059
No.53060
>>53059
MOOOODS MODS MODS THIS IS HARASSMENT MODS BAN MODS MODS MODS MODS
>>53057
saw this video and the doctors hands were shaky and i was aftiad the anesthetic would kill me because still tripping somehow
No.53063
>>53061
Hii daddy
>>53062
right? my parents are making me get the surgery before the new year because insurance would cover more
No.53064
>>53063
do they know about you taking icky drugs..?
No.53066
No.53067
>>53065
stop taking drugs. it's scary.
No.53070
>tfw people making me a compliement at work
No.53071
>>53069
no im actually 100%
No.53074
erin, earlier your fiance told me it was an understatement to say that he disliked me.
No.53077
No.53078
>taking drugs is scary
quoth the prozac user
No.53079
>>53078
i mean recreational drug use!
No.53080
OH MY GOSH I FINALY GET IT THE (YOU) IS MEANT TO BE LIKE "HERES A REPLY" OMG HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS TILL NOW I THOUGHT IT WAS A SAMEFAG THING OR SOEMTHING WTF
No.53082
>>53079
okay, so taking drugs once for fun is scarier than being under the influence of them 24/7 for months to years on end?
do you understand what mutagenic properties are?
gene methylation and demethylation?
hint: taking drugs for fun occasionally is far safer than taking them long term
No.53083
>>53082
but the immediate effect is much more drastic and so it's scarier
No.53088
No.53089
>Talk to a guy on tinder
>28 year old
>he's a bottom only
Why do people do this? You can't be a bottom past 25 year old jesus.
>>53086
Why?
No.53091
>>53089
but i only ever want to bottom why can't i do that when i'm 26?
No.53092
>>53089
you cant be a bottom past getting your first hair on your balls
No.53094
>gropy post
>instant (you's)
No.53097
>>53091
Because youll be old gross and wrinkley, I mean, being a bottom is more about looks then age, but this guy is legit 200lbs and 6'3
And ONLY wants to be bottom, wtf? He should accept being a manly man and act like it
>>53094
Here's my (you) for you!
No.53099
>>53097
yo being a bottom that tall is not acceptable i agree with you there… how's he gonna be a little spoon at that height?
>>53098
:D
No.53100
>>53099
I agree! Not with another boy, I can understand the whole woman dominating big bulkly tall men, but why does he want a sissy like me whos skinny to dom him when his twice as big
He acts more sissy then me lmao.
Hey, how tall are you?
No.53101
>>53094
>message akari on steam
>he never responds
o-okay
No.53103
>>53102
What? 5'6? are you even a man? Go back to elemently school kid
I'm 6'0, perfect for everything.
No.53104
>>53102
lol what a menlet
im 5'7''
No.53105
>>53103
hey screw you man….. 5'6 isn't that short
>>53104
:<
No.53106
>>53103
>6'0
>perfect for oven one thing
t-the human body is not made for being this t-tall, right?
No.53107
>>53106
6' and taller is like circus freaks. pay him no mind.
No.53108
Look i'm Hailey. Can i have some (You)s?
No.53110
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>>53105
Anything below 6' is manlet tier, how old are you? You probably still have time to grow!
>>53106
Ofcourse it is? That's the average height you nigga, you're the one that's different and weird.
No.53111
>>53107
yea I feel kinda sorry for all this tall monsters.
>>53108
hey
No.53112
>>53110
i'm 18 and done growing. being 6' and taller makes you a freak of nature.
>>53111
ikr? super gross
No.53114
of course i take back everything about tall people for the ones who agree to dom me
No.53115
>>53108
clever! The direct approach, I'll be sure to use that next time.
No.53116
>>53112
Stop being an annoying brat and get on your knees
>>53113
shut up.
No.53120
>>53118
omg tall people are hot af
No.53121
>>53119
again, i'm not sure what you mean by this..
No.53122
Gropy is an okay person.
>>53112
>being 6' and taller makes you a freak of nature.
Did you just insult my country you manlet piece of shit?
No.53123
>>53121
Sit on your left hand.
No.53124
>>53111
>>53115
Thanks. I'm out. Later peasants!
No.53125
>>53122
yes i did.
>>53123
okay what now? ._.,
No.53126
fucking hell making it hard to type
No.53128
THIS SHIT IS FREAKIN UNCOMFORTABLE
No.53129
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>>53116
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LANKY SKELETON!
s-sorry
No.53133
>>53130
>taking orders from gropy
No.53135
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>>53132
I'm only 5'11 does that mean you don't want my dick anymore?
No.53138
>>53133
But you also take orders from me whenever I give them to you.
No.53139
>>53138
what the hell was the point of that?
No.53140
which character from akira should i cap?
No.53141
> taking orders from anyone here
No.53142
>>53137
You and everybody else
No.53144
>>53136
claims were made
>>53138
Tsundere brat, you can't even do anything right now! Hold your breath and count to 10.
>>53140
Tetsuooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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No.53146
yeah i was thinking tetsuo but there's also that girl who gets the special powers too
No.53147
>>53144
>Claiming my property
No.53150
>>53147
>property
Better luck next time, cutie?
No.53152
>>53145
>>53146
Are you talking about the manga? I was thinking about reading it but people say it's incredibly long. I just watched the movie. It's the movie that really got me into anime.
No.53153
>>53152
yes i mean the manga. it's like 2000 pages or something i guess.
No.53154
>more the month and still no new kazura
this is ridiculous get it together scanlation team!!
No.53155
So, guys, what's going on?
No.53158
>>53155
avoiding that cute guy on animus
No.53159
>>53156
you playing some homo anime shit.
No.53160
>>53156
Please answer it for me!
>>53157
Hey Akari~
How are ya doing?
>>53158
There's a cute guy there?
Is it me?
No.53161
>>53160
yes there is and no it's not you…
No.53162
>>53161
Hmm, okay.
I already have fans who think I'm cute, anyway.
No.53167
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>>53161
I'm not even posting there atm though. You cheating on me in front of my back?
No.53170
>>53167
I'm struggling to believe how they don't think I'm cute.
Something is wrong here.
No.53171
>>53168
you're a bully! go away!
No.53172
I kind of want to ban sci
No.53173
>>53170
IDK dot you've never sent me your pics, I can't say you are cute.
So go do that right now
No.53175
>>53172
No-one would miss him
No.53176
No.53177
btw that avatar fucking sucks
No.53178
>>53171
*pew pew* Can't bully the dead.
No.53180
>>53168
give me your number and we can test it
No.53181
>go on animus for a few minutes
>its literally the exact same shit
>moe is posting with cuck on it
whats the point
No.53183
>>53179
But then he'd evade and return as a bigger headache than before.
No.53184
>>53181
it's not the same. animus is way better.
No.53185
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>>53184
Then why are you here?
No.53187
something something no personality
No.53188
>Clown is 5'11
How embarrassing
No.53189
>>53184
You and hailey should go there instead of here then
No.53190
>>53188
Don't make me cuck angel away from you, you slut, how tall are you?
No.53191
>>53185
/lewd/ is all right for talking to lewd people, but like i don't want to talk lewd stuff 24/7 like you degenerates.
>>53186
[? ? ?]
>>53189
again you display your formidable wit.
No.53192
>>53184
looks jsut like less anime which is a bad thing
>>53189
fuck off moe you're worse than i am
No.53194
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>>53190
6'3 faggot, come at me.
No.53195
>>53192
but anime is bad. i like having less of it.
No.53196
>>53192
og rgt ifg ot y'rs o cool !
No.53197
>>53193
y-you are making fun of me again?!
No.53198
>>53197
Should I go out today?
No.53199
>>53196
I wasn't that bad…no bully
No.53200
today will be a fun day of adventure!
No.53202
we're gonna take an adventure today !
No.53204
>>53199
ys y wetfe rtlly shtrey snd dprat fr atnteiwm
No.53205
>>53198
anyways…. w-why do you have akari pictures?
No.53206
>>53201
Sleeping all the way over there?
>>53204
Oh wow punch yourself in the throat.
No.53207
someone come to bed with me and don't let me fall asleep ohoho
No.53208
>>53205
Way back way, someone gave me a folder with 50+ pics of her, you should steal them and post them yourself, they are quite qt
Also answer me.
No.53211
>>53208
only if you heading towards me
No.53212
>>53206
>>53210
:o oki doki but actually i should finish cropping this folder before i go to bed because there are like twenty images left
No.53213
>>53211
I'll head towards COPENHAGEN The city of your dreams!
No.53214
>>53213
> Copenhagen
> the city of anyone's dreams ever
Heh.
No.53215
>>53214
Ever been there? It's a magical place! My favourite city by far.
No.53216
>>53213
copenhagen is acctualy the only city Im not planing to see.
Jylland herrefolk!
No.53217
>>53215
No, I haven't unfortunately. My employers have an office there, but I haven't been summoned to upgrade the computers there yet.
I'd like to go, though.
No.53218
>>53217
I guess its nice but not realy special…
No.53219
>>53218
What's your favourite city?
No.53220
>>53216
Removed
>>53217
Tell me if you get summoned, Ill show you around!
No.53222
>>53219
I dont realy think I have a favourite city.
Visiting Rom was maybe the best city I saw so far.
>>53220
b-but ;_;
No.53223
>>53222
Oh, Rome is beautiful, yeah. I went there a couple of years ago.
No.53225
>>53224
That's how I felt yesterday after the Siege servers died.
No.53227
good morning everyone
today i get to go to a cabin in the woods and spend the night with my friends :3
No.53228
Time to smoke weed and party bye
No.53230
>>53227
Shall lewd things occur?
>>53228
See ya!
No.53231
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>>53227
Hope you do lots of lewd consensual activities. Or just drinking
No.53232
LAST BOY HERE, TIME TO DRANKS!
BE MY WIFE!
No.53233
>tfw you find your bestie the perfect gift
No.53234
>>53231
>>53230
i wish… but they arent into that kind of stuff
best i can get is maybe cuddling
No.53235
>>53232
DRINKS TIME
WOOOOOOO
>>53233
Bess feel
>>53234
Cuddling is pretty awesome too, tbh.
No.53236
>>53232
Scanner I'll let you be my wife, since you a top tier boy.
But I wont be your wife
>>53234
Thats why you get them drunk to make bad decisions
No.53237
Right? she's gonna look so cute in these!
No.53238
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>>53236
I… I'm actually top tier?! ;w;
I'm flattered, thank you!
>>53235
Eat early, drink early, sleep early, then no hangover!
No.53239
>>53236
this group doesnt really drink, at least afaik no ones bringing anything
the last time there was drinking the one guy i had a crush just joked about getting raped and wouldnt let me get near him
then he went to bed at 9 after getting high
No.53240
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>>53238
Yeah if you didn't have the flaw of not living in america you'd be pretty perfect.
No.53241
>>53236
I need an American flag shirt I mean I got the pants
No.53242
>>53238
I drink slowly and avoid hangovers most of the time that way.
No.53243
>>53240
That's so sweet, and if I didn't have such a low self esteem; I'd say you're crazy for saying that.
Regardless, thanks.
You're pretty cool too. .///.
No.53245
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>>53243
Well your taste in both avatars are great, you should go send me a picture of you so I can comment on how cute you are.