No.53244
"Tend to me I'm siiiiick" edition
No.53247
Good morning senti! You're sick? Want some cough medicine? I have plenty :^)
No.53248
>>53244
First for senti has a cute butt
No.53249
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>>53248
RIP my post
Now scanner go how me your picture, I don't even know if I have you added on steam
No.53251
>>53248
Ha beat you shitcunt
No.53252
Can I be top tier too?
>>53244
Welcome back, Senti!
No.53253
No.53254
>>53244
YES YOU ARE SICK
YOU'RE SIIICK
No.53257
>>53249
Honestly, ain't cute, but I'll post my pic for you regardless.
No.53259
>>53258
Fine, cheers, you cunts.
No.53260
>>53257
Thanks hun
You pretty cutie, don't know
>>53258
No don't listen to senti he trying to look at your butt.
No.53261
Who wants to 1v1 duel in Chivalry? I'm collecting heads to accentuate Noun's on my wall.
No.53262
>>53259
No I wanted butt not can!!
>>53261
I would but because you're looking for victory I don't want to hurt your feelings
No.53263
No.53264
>>53261
I would I need to install it though
I sucks too so its your lucky day
No.53266
>>53254
Skandiman, oh my god you're such a bretty cewl dood
>>53259
Mirin that slayer bonestructure bruv, but cut your hair ya dork
No.53267
>>53260
LEast I can do, you did have to see me to make a judgment call.
>>53266
But I look dumb without hair.
I like my hair.
>>53262
Ha, fuck no!
I'd have to be off my utter tits to post butt.
No.53268
>>53265
I'm trying to resist the urge to pet the kyokocat.
No.53269
>>53266
>cut your hair
You talkin shit mate, why you trying to ruin perfection.
Long hair is life.
No.53270
>>53269
GET THE FUCK OUT HIPPY
No.53271
>>53259
ui just told me irl that he thinks youre gay
No.53272
>>53267
>I'd have to be off my utter tits to post butt.
He should ask in a few hours, then~?
No.53273
>>53265
Good kitty.
>>53266
Long hair is best hair!!
>>53267
Start drinking then!
I'm gonna try to make my new game work brb
No.53274
>>53266
I know right! Though my sense of humour isn't really appreciated here!
>brits start talking to each other
>suddenly it's all "cheers, cunts" and "guv" and "bruv"
No.53276
>>53271
He's right there.
>>53274
Innit, like, m8.
No.53277
>>53267
It doesn't really suit you, you'd look pretty good with a number 1 short back and sides tbh
But you post here so you're still a spack though
>>53269
>shitty 2hu judging me
begone
>>53273
I don't really know you, so I'm gonna hold off on calling you a "beta dweeb"
I'll be cooking something up though don't you worry
>>53274
>tfw you sound more brit than I do
No.53279
>tfw u listen to hardcore gangster rap and think about your bestie
No.53280
>>53273
Feisty as ever, wildcat. What's up?
No.53282
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No.53283
>>53272
>>53273
I mean super drunk, beyond the sleepy, overemotional and philisophical stages of drunk.
We're talking getting drunk beyond drunk.
Going where I have never dranks before.
And I simply don't have enough booze for that
>>53277
Apparently I look good with my hair tied back. But I only do that with kitchen work, no bobbles on me today.
No.53284
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No.53285
>>53281
I was fucked up last night.
Where were you?
No.53286
>>53283
You gotta masculine facial structure so long hair is no good!
No.53287
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>>53283
Yeah, that'd take a few crates of your 'beer'.
>>53285
I was on until something like 2am and you didn't say anything to me for, what half an hour or an hour before I left.
No.53288
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>>53284
WE YAKUI NOW
>>53271
Tell him to come here, see what happens, m80
>>53286
I had a mohawk once.
My friends shaved my head.
No.53289
>>53277
I don't think I ever actually heard your voice (or if so, I was probably drunk and have forgotten), so I'll just have to take your word for it! My accent can change completely from second to second, though, which is one of the annoyances of being ESL.
>>53276
I'll… hook you in the gabber?
No.53290
>>53287
That's only like 7 PM here, though.
No.53291
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>>53289
That'd be mean, though.
>>53290
That's not my fault!
I'm sorry you were fucked up, though.
No.53292
>>53291
Oh no, that part was great.
No.53293
>>53288
I sound like a mongrel tbqhwyf, I sound American (even though I'm not) sometimes thanks to my mutt cultures
>hook you in the Habberley
I've literally heard NOBODY say this
>>53288
You'll need something to square off your face bro, mohair would look weird on your bone structure
No.53294
>>53291
It's not my fault that all the Brit slang I know is either mean or sexual!
>>53293
>in the Habberley
No.53295
>you must be under 18 to post here
ayyyyy
No.53296
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>>53292
Oh, *that* kind of fucked up.
I'm sorry I missed it, then.
You know I can't stay up that late without doing an all-nighter, though.
>>53294
Hmmmmph.
Give me the sexual stuff, then
No.53297
>>53293
A combo of the two and go for a mullet?
>I'll deck you in the swede
As in, swede = spud = potato = head.
That's our fucking slang back in highschool.
No.53298
>>53296
Yeah.
We just need to coordinate so we can be sozzled at the same times.
No.53299
>>53280
Just got my new game working!!
I'm gonna practice it a bunch today and mess with the controls, then I'm going to get my shit fucked up because this game is perpetual hardcore.
>>53294
I'll 'ave a jab at ya nan ya fokken wankstain!!
No.53301
>>53300
When?
I don't get my paycheck for at least two weeks.
No.53302
>>53300
me on the right tbh
No.53303
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>>53298
I suppose it'd have to be an all-nighter for me as well….hmmm. I've never tried the sober up while awake thing before.
No.53304
>>53300
>>53301
>>53302
I'd be sitting in the back reading a book and eating icecream tbh waiting for someone to talk to me.
No.53305
>>53300
I call middle.
Oh, btw, I only get paid in a month, but I'd prabably have earned nearly 2k by then.
Passport and international trip worth seeing you?
No.53306
>>53299
What game? You make it sound like you made the game.
No.53307
>>53294
>>53294
It was autocorrect! S-shut up stop laughing at me
>>53295
LOL where does it even say that?
>>53297
NO
Oy vey pls no silly goyim
Go for a masculine cut
No.53308
>>53296
I will not give you the sexual stuff, you haven't even bought me dinner yet.
No.53309
>>53303
Maybe not so much work on your part.
When are you available on weekends?
>>53304
I'd talk to you, to be perfectly honest.
To get myself some of that ice cream.
No.53310
>>53306
I don't make 3D games! It's just Insurgency. I'm pretty excited to check out how the multiplayer operates but I'm also scared because I'm going to get my shit pushed in. I have a lot of controls tweaking to do because I could barely hit the targets in the practice area.
No.53311
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>>53307
Fine, short back and sides it is… IF I CAN BE BOTHERED TO.
No.53312
>go to /mtfg/
>ctrl+f yume
>no results
;_;
No.53313
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>>53308
I'd quite happily buy dinner for you!
>>53309
I suppose not.
I'd be available Friday and Saturday nights, I suppose. Though I'd prefer not to an allnighter at a weekend as it'd fuck up my sleep schedule. It's probably better to fit it in when I'm on holiday at some point.
No.53314
No.53315
>>53310
Been playing nothing but insurgency the past two days, carrying /lewd/ to victory as always. The coop is fun, and easier to start with if you have too much trouble. Still working on that new pc?
No.53316
>>53313
I will, so you don't have to.
No.53317
>>53314
Old bean, would you like to join me in jolly libations?
No.53318
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>>53316
Aww, thanks man.
You should have told me you'd picked up stuff for last night.
Then again, I managed to limit myself to a single cider last night.
No.53319
>>53317
I would gladly, but then I remember how much of an autistic spergmaster I was!
Wanna be friends instead?
No.53320
>>53317
> not inviting me
Why, I never…!
No.53321
>>53315
It was me and my FAL leading us to victory
No.53323
>>53320
I'm sorry, I already assumed you too were drinking liquid merriment.
>>53319
Of course, I feel more at company with fellow autismos!
No.53324
in A the butthole is still outside the pants
but in B two legs are not panted
bitta both maybe
No.53325
>>53322
Goddamnit Erin, I wanted to go one day drunk without questioning the mysteries of the universe.
No.53327
>>53315
Yeah Insurgency definitely looks like my jam but I can't get too deep into it yet. Still saving for the new PC, and when I say still saving I mean I'm starting saving because I spent all of my money on stupid christmas presents.
>>53324
What about Leotards?
No.53328
>>53323
>>53323
/id/leek_spin
Can't play games right now because I just escaped from the looney bin and I can't go back home for a few days
But I assure you I will play when I get back!
No.53329
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>>53322
B.
>>53323
Yeah, I sort of am. I just don't know how much I want to drink/should drink tonight.
>>53326
No worries, mate. Glad you had a good time, I'm sure you needed it.
No.53330
>>53328
Did you walk out the front door or do something cool like climb down the side of a building from a third story window?
No.53331
>>53301
where do you live?
>>53302
nah thats me
>>53304
join in
>>53305
mb who knows
my house is basically the lewd house it seems so
No.53332
>>53330
It was more badass than that man!
No section 3 for me, thank you very much.
No.53333
>>53331
Colorado.
But going back to SLC in a few months.
>>53329
I do feel a lot better, actually.
and they say substances are bad for you.
No.53334
>>53328
Are you even replying to the right message? ._.
>>53329
Want me to stop posting Yakui now?
I always posted as Yakui drunk. Didn't know you use her as an avi.
No.53335
>>53325
>>53327
>>53329
see i think bitta both like this
No.53336
>>53307
If you'd just acted like I was being stupid, I'm sure you could've convinced me that "hook you in the Habberley" was perfectly acceptable slang.
>>53313
You're moving too fast!
No.53337
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>>53333
Hah. That depends on the substance, how much of it you took and how often you are taking it.
Not that I've ever been one for drugs (besides alcohol).
No.53338
>>53322
oh, you go on reddit too?
No.53339
>>53335
Then wtf is a doggy shirt supposed to be?
No.53340
>>53335
Work overalls for dogs, please.
No.53341
>>53332
Did you punch somebody?!
No.53342
>>53312
do u stalk me
>>53333
how is that near the lewd capital portland
No.53343
>>53338
na, it's on /b/
>>53339
like this tucked in
>>53340
lol
No.53344
>>53327
Ehh I didn't get anything in the mail. Hope you bought something for yourself at least. Also, how was christmas, did you ever take that trip and cuck that guy?
>>53328
All that time to reflect, you realized you couldn't live without me. Glad you joined us Nonon!
No.53345
>>53342
yes how do u not know mom
No.53346
>>53334
Oops
Try Leek_Spin
Is it case sensitive?
>>53336
Now I know how gullible you are, good job.
>tfw you won't accept my request
Skandiman bully mode activated
>>53341
Yeah dude I like killed a man with one punch and took out like ten guards at once and then I like, punched them and stuff
Dude I'm such a badass you should worship me
No.53348
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>>53334
Hmmm? I don't post Yakui. Not that I know of, anyway.
>>53335
Yeah, that works.
>>53336
It's just dinner! No strings attached!
No.53349
>>53344
….and who are you?
No.53350
>>53348
Fuck, messages fucked up; meant for:
>>53342
No.53351
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>>53350
Oh. Yeah, Mayaka's using Hakase too.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
No.53353
>>53346
If you haven't noticed that I'm gullible before now, you haven't been paying attention.
I don't accept requests! Like I've said before, you've got my email if there's something!
>>53348
Oh! I didn't know there was such a thing!
No.53355
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>>53353
One can't buy dinner for a friend without sex being implied?
My, what is this world coming to!
No.53356
>>53349
Nobody you should attempt to occupy yourself with.
No.53358
or maybe dog pants are one piece
No.53359
>>53355
I always thought dinner meant 'Takeaway, Booze, film and putting to for a taxi home'
No.53360
this is stupid dogs aren't meant it wear pants
it's unnatural
No.53361
>>53353
Not the same!
Hmph.
>>53356
I heard this guy makes kebabs for a living
No.53362
>>53357
:o
thats where i live!
No.53363
>>53344
I got a super portable water purification device from my parents, pretty fuckin' stoked about that.
I didn't have any time for qt russian tang, but I did get to eyerape a cute girl at a mcdonalds!!
>>53346
You haven't even heard about my daring escape involving explosives and a high profile crime syndicate!!
>>53349
Yes post as based Sayaka-chan pls
>>53358
That's a jumpsuit.
No.53364
>>53360
>it's unnatural
>person on hormone replacement
No.53365
>>53363
can't be cause dogs have no arms
No.53366
>>53359
Depends on the company!
It could mean a meal in a restuarant or a takeaway/microwave meal eaten in front of the TV.
>>53364
Such delicious irony.
No.53367
>>53364
data duh yoke
>>53362
what's ur Skype
No.53368
i wear my pants like a normal person
No.53369
>>53355
Fast food gets you a handjob, anything with more than two courses and at least two kinds of wine gets you anything, and everything in between the extremes is by prior arrangement. I thought this was common knowledge.
>>53361
I know it's not the same, but I'm a nervous idiot!
No.53370
>>53366
Pffft, who needs a tv nowadays?
Film by the laptop erryday.
No.53371
That's like a $8 handjob.
Nice.
No.53374
>>53368
I usually dont wear pants unless I need to leave the house and i never do lol
No.53376
>>53368
What's a normal person?
>>53369
I must have mislaid my handbook for this.
But yeah, I'd take you out somewhere moderately nice. Something better than fast food but not obscenely expensive.
No.53378
I will make it onto the news one day
this is NOT a joke
No.53380
>>53378
its not this hard, It depends on for what you are shown.
No.53381
>>53370
I use mine for Netflix and the like.
>>53371
Shhhhh.
No.53382
>>53363
I don't take requests, I'm not your whore
>>53369
No need to lie, I get it, you hate my guts it's no problem I'll just cry quietly
How does it feel man?
How does it feel making a caveman cry?
>>53375
You're a cool guy burt, stay safe!
No.53383
>>53378
>an hero incoming.
No.53384
>>53378
we'll make it onto the news one day
No.53385
>>53384
/lewd/ all drinks the koolaid together?
No.53386
>>53385
We've got koolaid too?
No.53387
>>53384
not by sucking dick or cutting yourself.
No.53388
>>53363
Nice, will come in handy when you hunt tigers in the orient. Too bad about the russian, but there's still next year. You know it's inevitable. Also, you need to do more than eyerape! What have I taught you?!
>>53361
If I made pierogi's would you visit my stand more often?~
No.53390
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>>53387
by drugs of course
No.53391
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No.53392
>>53371
Times are tight, man, gotta stay competitive in this economy.
>>53376
Obscenely expensive places aren't that comfortable to be in, anyway!
>>53382
I don't hate your guts, I'm sure you have lovely guts! If I hated you I'd just not respond!
No.53393
>>53391
fuck my girlfriend!!
No.53394
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>>53392
Yeah, and it's all a la carte stuff that doesn't fill you up, anyways.
I'd get great sex for it, though, right?
No.53395
>>53300
I call dibs on middle.
>>53305
back off im mid
No.53396
>>53393
I don't like fucking things
No.53398
>>53397
I don't like blow jobs either tho
No.53399
>>53388
W-what are you doing
>>53392
Oh yeah! You wouldn't send me your skandi nudes either~
No.53400
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO GET CHIJO TO CUCK ME
No.53405
>>53394
I don't know about "great" tbh.
>>53399
I'm pretty sure I did, a few times! Though while stupidly drunk.
No.53406
>>53399
Deep fried or oven baked warm hot pierogis served with our cheapest Polish vodka!
>>53403
strangle
>>53388
No.53407
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>>53405
I'll say you're being modest.
Should I get your email address so I can request nudes?
No.53408
>>53406
Aw rad!
Thanks mom, you're the best!
No.53409
I took an hour long nap but I am still tired
No.53410
>>53406
Do I gotta teach you a thing or two about stranglin', boy?
No.53412
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>>53411
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.53413
>>53407
Possibly.
Memery aside, I'm really not that much of a slut! Plus I'm not particularly cute, so my nudes aren't anything worth fighting for.
No.53414
>>53409
Oh hey man, just in case you didn't realise.
That stuff I was saying on the chan was just shit posting.
No hard feelings!
Go have another nap man
No.53416
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>>53413
Still might be nice to get your email address and talk to you sometime, though!
No.53417
i hope chijo cucks me later….
No.53418
>>53414
So you don't want to put my tiny cock in a chastity cage and laugh at it while fucking my boyfriend and making me lick your thick, warm cum off his tummy ?
How disappointing
No.53419
>>53410
So you do remember what I taught you.
>>53408
Yeah I am the best~
No.53420
>>53413
>I'm really not that much of a slut!
No.53421
I-I like to wear diapers well after I've wet them.
No.53422
>>53421
WHAT TTHE FUCK
WHAT TTHE FUCK
WHAT TTHE FUCK
WHAT TTHE FUCKWHAT TTHE FUCKWHAT TTHE FUCKWHAT TTHE FUCKWHAT TTHE FUCKWHAT TTHE FUCKWHAT TTHE FUCKWHAT TTHE FUCK
No.53424
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>>53418
Nah not really man, that's not how I really act I was just trying to trole you and kill your thread [spoiler]kek and it totally worked
No.53425
>>53419
i m perfeshonal
>>53421
Looks like Skandi is turning the tables!
No.53426
>>53421
MILES WHAT THE FUCK STOP
No.53428
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my fetish is far less icky.
No.53429
>>53428
If you're into the blood aspect, taking apart a shaving razor and using the individual blades work best.
They cut DEEP.
No.53430
Back from booze and cig run.
No.53433
fucking wierdos reeeeeeeee
No.53434
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>>53430
>tfw no friend invite
No.53435
>>53429
i use sterile surgical scalpels m8
No.53436
>>53416
There's the issue of me being terrified of talking to people offchan, though. Nonon's kind of a special case, and Miles is obviously a special case, but generally speaking it makes me crazy uncomfortable. Sorry.
>>53420
As if you're on to talk! Hit yourself in the balls!
No.53437
I have a thing for bandages, not as a fetish, I just think they look cool.
>>53434
Invite for what?
No.53438
>>53435
Yeah your idea is a lot smarter, but I'm a degenerate blood fetishist
No.53439
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>>53437
i use adhesive bandages
makes life easy
No.53440
>>53425
Nothing left to learn then?
No.53441
>>53436
y-yes sir I'm sorry..
I've been trying to cum all day but I can't am I allowed to try to cum for you
No.53442
>>53436
>nonon's just a special case
Ow my ego
>>53437
Nothing it's cool
No.53443
why are there so many people on this board into blood?
No.53444
>>53438
scalpers are much less icky man, also medical-grade kinky
if you like going deep, get scalpels with number 10A or 15A blades.
i use number 10 blades cause nice and round and smooth and glidey.
No.53445
*scalpels
god dammit scalpers again lol
No.53446
>>53436
Aww, ok. I thought email was a means of you getting around that.
That's okay.
No.53447
>>53442
Nonon's a headcase.
No.53448
>>53444
Nah I just use syringes now, I don't want to look like a self harmer tbh
No.53449
>>53443
Its nice when someone makes you bleed
No.53450
>>53448
i considered buying some needles to play with but tbh i'd rather look like a self harmer than a junkie
No.53451
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>>53442
It better be cool, otherwise it is gay and stuff.
No.53452
i have a set of different gauge piercing needles but i have never used them.
No.53453
>>53441
Yes. If I remember correctly, though, you have the possibility to record now, right? You'll make a Vocaroo of yourself cumming while hitting yourself in the balls, and you'll post it here.
>>53442
… Are you offended because you're one of few people I feel comfortable talking to offchan?
>>53446
Thanks!
Now I'm leaving for the shop because I just realized it's closing soon, back in an hour or something!
No.53454
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>>53447
>>53442
I MISS NONON, WHEN IS HE BACK?!
No.53455
Have you ever been so high you can't even speak?
No.53456
>>53447
Kyoko's an aids patient!
Baka
>>53449
Hey man is it your fetishes or are you genuinely sad?
No.53457
>>53449
I'm not really into blood unless it's guro is that weird
No.53458
>>53454
I'm the r9k nonon, not the other one
No.53460
>>53453
but that is so embarrassing I'm not ready for such public humiliation yet master am I allowed to send it to your email or something until I work up the courage to do it
No.53461
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>>53458
/ssft/ Nonon?
Neo Nonon as we should call him?
No.53463
>>53459
I'm just teasing.
>>53461
Probably not man, there's too many nonon's
No.53464
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No.53465
>>53460
Fine. Have a throwaway:
2nxnb7+f22fasg@guerrillamail.biz
And now I really have to go!
No.53466
someone buy me Man on the moon II on vinyl.
No.53468
>>53456
I genuinely love it
>>53457
I don't think so, maybe you're a sadist.
No.53469
>>53464
Hello Dunsel.
Take a seat.
Preferably on my lap~
>>53463
And now there is many people posting Yakui, this world needs CULLING
No.53470
>>53464
Hey Dunsel.
How's the new job?
No.53471
>>53464
hi
ayano is best girl
No.53472
File: 1451421234096.jpg (35.31 KB, 424x366, 212:183, ss (2015-12-17 at 05.33.44….jpg)
>>53467
What's good hombre? I just got off work
>>53469
I can't unless master allows me to
>>53470
tiring as all hell
but it's a good tired
No.53473
>>53468
no im an intense masochist
No.53474
File: 1451421286500.png (353.64 KB, 659x581, 659:581, asdfadsfsafdsfsdafdafdfsda….png)
>>53472
Having a good time with it? Cool.
No.53475
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No.53477
>>53472
Nothing, might go in a while to get some food or something.
Where do you work?
No.53478
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No.53479
top quality posts today, Erin
No.53481
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>>53474
It's satisfying to be working again
But I wouldn't say it's a good time… tbh
>>53475
Hello pervert
>>53476
Hello himouto, how are you?
>>53477
It's construction basically, but I'm just putting together what are called "wattles"
I don't know what they're even for
No.53482
I'm sick but I gotta clean the apartment because inspection is tomorrow.
you guys should be cleaning for me while I'm in bed but 2-3 of you should also be kneeling by my bed with soup and blankets and thermometers and such why aren't you doing this for meeee you boofed up pill bottles.
bbl
No.53483
>>53472
Then I'll get your master to sit on my lap, and you can sit on his.
WE'LL BE ONE HAPPY TOTEM POLE OF DEGENERACY!
No.53484
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>>53481
Ah, it's good to have money and a routine, at least.
Though yeah, it's a pain in the neck once you've just started it back up again.
No.53485
No.53486
>>53481
Amazing, listening to some bizzare psychadelic rock and talking to my bestie
No.53487
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>>53485
I have those every 6 months.
Renting is a bitch.
No.53488
File: 1451421745278.jpg (24.96 KB, 293x303, 293:303, ss (2015-12-17 at 04.57.17….jpg)
>>53471
Hello Mika! I'm glad you agree!
Nice to meet you
No.53489
>>53487
what in the fuck
prior to feburary i was renting for like 4 years and i never had a fucking inspection
that's out of line
that's your space while you're paying for it, they have no right in it
No.53490
File: 1451421829047.png (387.61 KB, 739x720, 739:720, asdfasdfdsfsdafdsfsdafsdfd….png)
>>53489
Depends on who you're with. I don't see a way I can stop it happening, it's part of the tenancy agreement.
No.53491
my house was cluttered but pretty.
No.53492
>>53488
nice to meet you too! i hope to be spending lots of time here :)
No.53493
>>53491
Mine is bare but messy, and sorta dead. ;-;
No.53494
>>53481
I'm a carpenter myself, but haven't been to work recently due to some issues
I'm gonna go man, take care
No.53495
my old corner of solitude
No.53496
>>53489
It's only for large block-style apartments, and it's not to make sure you are being a good tenant, it's to make sure your boiler/plumbing/fire alarms are working so you don't kill half of the building somehow. It's a safety thing, and I can have it messy, I just don't want to be embarrassed.
>>53491
>>53495
Nice, I'll take some pics of my feng shui when I'm done cleaning
No.53497
File: 1451422028058.jpg (20.55 KB, 251x260, 251:260, ss (2015-12-17 at 06.42.08….jpg)
>>53482
Take care senti
I hope you get better soon!
>>53483
Or, you could spitroast me with him
But that works too
>>53492
I hope so too! We will take all the great posters we can get!
>>53494
See ya later friendo
No.53498
really miss that house tbh. much fun was had.
No.53499
Going to bed you perverted sluts. Don't do anything too lewd while I'm gone, because I'll feel left out.
>>53482
>>53496
Sweat it out.
No.53500
>>53497
I call shotgun on your mouth!
No.53503
>you will never do coke with erin
why live?
No.53504
File: 1451422616187.jpg (99.78 KB, 409x600, 409:600, 8ae99e72b239c8075546eac783….jpg)
>>53502
Pine, oak, redwood. THEY'RE ALL TREES!
No such thing as wrong tree in my line of work!
No.53505
>>53501
>ui will never pet u
No.53506
>tfw ui will never shove a xanny in ur ass
No.53507
many drugs were taken
>>53501
hi ui
No.53509
File: 1451423191002.jpg (101.62 KB, 850x653, 850:653, sample-e9c00fab70f95ec79f0….jpg)
How do I appease the lewd gods?
No.53511
>>53244
I will tend to you!
No.53513
>>53512
>vagina
ew
also your nudes
No.53514
>>53510
pull yourslef together, Hailey
No.53515
>>53510
Incorrect
>>53512
What Hailey MEANT to say was, post lewds
No.53517
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>>53516
HELLOOOOO
AKARI
How are you?
No.53518
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>>53513
That only works when I'm sober, and feeling confident.
I'm neither right now, have boi lewd.
No.53520
>>53517
im doing good, how about you?
Did you started your working yet?
No.53521
File: 1451423687299.jpg (28.91 KB, 376x357, 376:357, ss (2015-12-17 at 07.41.43….jpg)
>>53519
>tfw you will never dress up and do this for your master
No.53522
>>53515
Ain't my lewds I'm posting, but you can ask around who has them.
I have creative commons on those images. You can share them so long as you attribute me as the content owner.
No.53523
>>53521
If it is a long distance relationship, you're not master/mistress.
You're a cam whore. Admit it.
No.53524
>the shop closed four hours earlier today because closing times between Christmas and new year's eve are weird
>walked for 40 minutes for no reason
No.53525
>>53521
>gets instantly dragged away from my conversation by one lewd picture
y-you cucked me the second time
No.53526
>tfw not shoveling slutty molly up Hailey's bum
No.53527
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>>53526
YOU CALLED ME GAY!
WHAT SAY YOU, AGITATOR?!
No.53529
No.53530
No.53531
No.53532
Come live over here Hailey. I'll fuck you and jam drugs up your butt on a daily basis
No.53533
>>53532
trying my best fam
No.53534
File: 1451424590384.jpg (26.94 KB, 316x306, 158:153, ss (2015-12-17 at 04.56.09….jpg)
>>53523
Yeah, I'm basically a camwhore
>>53524
Hi skandi!
At least you got exercise…
>>53525
I'm so sorry akari
My mind wanders! I can't help it
No.53535
>>53534
Ergo, YOU POST LEWDS!
And erm…. sorry for the tangential bitey dialogue, drunkard. ;w;
No.53536
No.53538
i mean the ass has like a 98% or 99% absorption and bioavailability and it skips first past metabolism so it's technically the most effective way to get the most out of a drug
butt still
ew
No.53539
>>53536
I can smuggle you slutty uncut cocaine from Columbia. Its all about that fishscale mayne
No.53540
>>53537
na, you smoke changa, otherwise it's no good without an MAOI and that's hella dangerous
No.53541
>>53538
>butt still
>butt
lmao
No.53542
>>53539
Can you get me some?
I'm working in a filthy kitchen, and need something to counteract my anxiety and alcohol habit.
No.53543
>>53534
I guess. And I also got some more audiobook time, so I'm not complaining too much, it's just annoying. I hear you've been having fun while I was gone? :3c
No.53544
>>53540
No shit. But there's this youtuber who talks about drugs a lot and she took it anally. Sounded pretty bomb
No.53545
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>get up to make food
>body hurts the entire way to the kitchen and back to the computer
someone should ice me down and give me a massage!
No.53546
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>>53543
>I hear you've been having fun while I was gone?
Nope, I don't know w-what you're talking about…!
No.53547
>>53540
Idk what changa is but there is 0 danger involved in jacking DMT. I've watched people jack DMT dozens of times.
No.53548
>>53539
i prefer cut cocaine, taste better and you can take way more, part of the coke fun is being able to redose big phat lines every 2 minutes
No.53549
>>53546
Oh right, of course, I'm sure I just misunderstood.
No.53550
>>53547
changa is a premix of DMT and a low dose reversible MAOI on smoking mix
the danger is not in the DMT alone, but the combination with a self-administered MAOI, which it is shit without, but horrifically dangerous with, because monoamine oxidase is the chemical that breaks down monoamines, and inhibition of MAO makes and drugs that agonizes monoamine receptors very dangerous.
changa is a perfect mix, makes the DMT as strong as you want it, without being too serotonin-syndrome-y
No.53551
No.53552
>>53545
Are you in pyjamas?
No.53553
>>53545
someone pls make me breakfast too even if its 4pm oh and massage my wee
No.53554
File: 1451425561983.jpg (33.01 KB, 377x375, 377:375, ss (2015-12-17 at 07.50.45….jpg)
>>53549
Tell me what you know! I hope it's not… lewd…
>>53552
Not yet, but I can be!
No.53555
>>53554
I know quite a bit. Like the fact that you're fun and easy to tease even when I don't actually know anything.
>>53553
All-day breakfasts are signs of degeneracy! Wee massages are perfectly normal, though.
No.53556
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>>53555
I do enjoy good teasing…
No.53557
>>53555
I made the vocaroo but am too embarrassed to send it
No.53558
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>>53555
How so?! Breakfast for dinner is even better! I take it you're an expert at wee massages.
No.53559
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No.53560
i call this one "Bedtime Incredulity"
No.53561
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>>53558
HI BIT
>>53559
I know the feeling… Are you doing well?
No.53562
>>53556
Same tbh.
>>53557
Just send it! It's a throwaway email, it'll be deleted within the hour anyway. I won't bully you about your voice! Not a lot anyway!
2nxnb7+f22fasg@guerrillamail.biz
>>53558
It's degeneracy! It's going against the laws of time! In the matter of wee massages, I don't think I'm an expert, just a gifted amateur.
No.53563
this one is "Tired but Triggered"
No.53564
>>53559
>Stealing my images
No.53565
File: 1451426350824.jpg (34.48 KB, 510x461, 510:461, 4d349aa1afefa817bc2c90c724….jpg)
>>53561
I'm not sure.. all I want right now is cuddle with someone until I fall asleep ;~;
>>53564
I actually downloaded it from pinterest before I knew you
No.53566
>>53562
But I even said thank you master out of instinct ! a-and I sound like a massive faggot and I am afraid you'll post it
No.53567
this one is called "Netflix and Triggered"
No.53568
>>53550
I feel like if there's a potential danger it's negligible, based just off of watching dozens of dirty kids shoot up DMT and never hearing a bad story about it out of hundreds of crusties/hippies/dirties at gatherings. But what do I know, I'm a twacked out dirty kid that's eaten too much acid.
I'm not into shooting up, though. Hell, I barely do anything that isn't good clean acid these days. Smoke a bowl now and then. I only ever smoked DMT, and was a little envious watching people jack it after seeing how they respond. Tears of joy.
I'm cleaning I swear
No.53569
>>53561
Hello Dunsel! How are you?
>>53562
Are you saying you never had breakfast for dinner? I can fix that. Oh so you have experience..hmmm.
No.53570
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>>53559
Thats life. Ups and downs.
>>53560
Do you draw your own eyebrows or do you have royal servants to do it for you?
No.53571
>>53569
Bit I think Jrode/Pinkslee had a mental breakdown.
He deleted whatsapp and left the group, deleted his steam profile and removed everyone and deleted all the videos.
No.53572
this one is called "a Very Triggered Hologram"
>>53568
you're missing the point
DMT is inherently harmless, the MAOI is the danger
but it is also inherently rather shit
so you have a choice, mainline a huge amount and waste loads of money, take an MAOI and smoke a small amount and save lots of money but risk your life
or smoke changa and have the best of both worlds
>>53570
i pluck them with tweezers and keep them tidy with eyebrow gel
No.53573
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>>53570
True, and after the last few week it can only go up (I hope)
No.53574
>>53571
Yea I was wondering why he deleted all the videos. Fuck I should of downloaded them!! Hope he is ok.
No.53575
see
>
DMT can produce powerful psychedelic experiences including intense visuals, euphoria and hallucinations.[92] DMT is generally not active orally unless it is combined with a monoamine oxidase inhibitor (MAOI) such as a reversible inhibitor of monoamine oxidase A (RIMA), for example, harmaline.[3] Without an MAOI, the body quickly metabolizes orally administered DMT, and it therefore has no hallucinogenic effect unless the dose exceeds monoamine oxidase's metabolic capacity. Other means of ingestion such as vaporizing, injecting, or insufflating the drug can produce powerful hallucinations for a short time (usually less than half an hour), as the DMT reaches the brain before it can be metabolized by the body's natural monoamine oxidase. Taking a MAOI prior to vaporizing or injecting DMT prolongs and potentiates the effects.[92]
No.53576
>>53566
I won't post it! I don't ever post stuff sent to me privately, well, unless whoever sent it asks me to. Sending it won't make me your master!
PS. Disregard the last address, this is the right one: 2nxz3n+cngafj8@guerrillamail.biz
>>53569
I have, but only when very hungover!
Just a little experience! Mostly through practising on myself.
No.53577
>nobody talking about the best way to get high
No.53578
>>53576
I know but I a-am just used to saying that when put in positions like theses.. I didn't mean it other than a heat of the moment saying ! a-and I sent it
No.53579
>>53572
Eyebrow gel exist too, what?!
I love how this board is your instagram too now. Because im too lazy to make an instagram so its convenient!
>>53573
Even tho I want to be snoopy and ask everything that happen I'll just say that I truly hope things get better for ya cause you seem like a nice person.
No.53580
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>>53579
I had a funeral today and went to a restaurant with the family after. I'll be fine though, it's just a really weird period for me ><
No.53581
>>53579
lol ye
brow gel fills them in and makes them look more consistent and also sticks them in place so you don't get odd hairs sticking out of line
it's also super useful if you accidentally pluck a bald patch in the middle of your eyebrow or whatever
No.53582
>>53572
Ohhhh I see an MAOI exacerbates the effects.
Haha we just smoke big bowls of it with a bit of weed in the bottom to keep it from clogging, but it's not exactly rare/valuable at gatherings in the PNW, it's not uncommon to have someone show up with a brick or two. I've never spent any money on it, just extractions and gifts. No wonder I'm confused about you saying it's dangerous, never seen/heard about anyone mixing DMT with anything ever, other than whatever other common psych they are on.
It's not expensive to extract, especially if you find a good yard supply company that has good bark in bulk. It's really just the cost of lye and naptha, which is also negligible, the biggest cost would be trays, grinders, jars, bowls and whisks really. Takes some time but when you're scraping a few grams of crystals off of your trays at a time that's not exactly a bad thing. Don't spend money on DMT, LSA or mushrooms!!
No.53583
>>53578
I'm not gonna lie, your voice is kinda gay! But you do get top marks for cuteness. Good girl!
No.53585
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>>53578
Skandi you better post his vocaroo
No.53586
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>>53576
Ok im not the best cook but I will make you breakfast when you're not hungover! So you can experience greatness.
Oh well more experience than me
No.53587
>>53577
>>53577
Is not about how, but when and where and who you're with.
Time, location and people are key.
No.53588
>>53582
it is super rare over here, so it tends to also be super expensive :/ on the other hand liberty caps spread like wildfire here, so if you find one, there are tens of thousands near by, so you're tripping hard and tripping for free ^^
No.53589
Hey guys, did I miss anything/anyone?
No.53591
real q tho it's nearly 2016 how have you not learned proper eyebrow maintenance yet
No.53594
>>53584
>ah~ oh my go~d
>>53585
Absolutely not, that'd be mean as heck!
>>53586
I'm Norwegian, breakfast is almost never anything requiring cooking! It's slices of bread with something, not all this egg and bacon and sausage business.
No.53595
>>53594
p-please you're embarrassing me !
No.53596
>>53590
<3
How's it going, Angel?
No.53597
>>53591
Cause its almost 2016, I should have a fucking robot that does it for me
No.53598
>>53593
Same tbh but more hungry
>>53594
Well get ready for this toast,egg,bacon,grits,sausage, and some nice juice
No.53599
Hailey hi :3
>>535
Tru. I just really like untouched drugs. Feels goodman
No.53600
File: 1451427812087.jpg (22.89 KB, 287x358, 287:358, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.31.28….jpg)
Bye /lewd/
I have obligations to attend to, be back later before I pass out and sleep
No.53601
File: 1451427854572.png (285.53 KB, 534x698, 267:349, 9a2fa0009c2b6820c4a3e75e84….png)
>>53596
So so, but I'm going to order some cute clothes and feel better ^^
>>53600
Baibai
No.53602
No.53603
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>>53597
that is a poor attitude
wanna know a secret though
when i first started to transition, i could not into eyebrows either
at all
pic related
didn't even know where to start with them
just didn't bother
good eyebrows make a HUGE difference tbh
No.53604
>>53600
You baka you never told me how you were!! Cya later
No.53605
>>53595
I just wish there was a way to convey via text exactly how girly your voice went at "thank you, master".
>>53598
That's crazy! That's not a breakfast for mortal men!
>>53600
Bye, Dunsel!
No.53606
>>53588
That's too bad, is it like $40 a gram bad or $100 a gram bad? Unless channels are watched by the scotland yard you should order some bark and make bank.
Yeah mushrooms are literally dirt during the end of spring and the end of autumn around here but otherwise they're worth some money. I don't like psilocybin. It shows me what I need to see about myself I'll give it that but fucking christ I don't need to be wandering around the city at night naked thinking I am literally god. Haven't done more than about a gram since that trip.
>>53597
This, really. I had a friend when I worked at a hostel who did makeup for movies and drag shows, that shit was cash. She did impossible things to my face. I never learned how to well afterwards because I've always been trying to recreate what she did and it just becomes party clown.
No.53607
>>53601
Enjoy the retail therapy!
No.53608
>>53603
oh my god holy shit you look so fucking different
No.53609
>>53605
oh
my
GOSH
please ;_; I was just saying what felt natural !
No.53610
>>53603
I know how much it matters, eyebrows really do matter a lot. I'll get start managing them again eventually. They don't even look bad in that picture tho
No.53611
gotta get eyebrow skills to be fleek
>>53606
i couldn't even price it, i have literally only encountered it once here, that's the state of it :/
>>53608
ikr :x
i though i took some good pics back then but looking back at them it's like oh god i was a monster
>>53610
lol you kidding, they're threatening to merge there
No.53612
File: 1451428167897.png (376.29 KB, 650x1457, 650:1457, 95d38e6df8715fc8dbfe3df655….png)
>>53607
I might need your opinion on some clothes!
No.53613
>>53612
Ok, send me some links and I'll check them out~
No.53614
>>53600
cy(k)a!
>>53603
>good eyebrows make a HUGE difference tbh
This thing right here
Ironically I know that from making all kinds of characters in videogames. Eyebrows make a world of difference.
No.53615
>>53605
Yes this breakfast will change your life in many ways. Some good some bad.
No.53616
File: 1451428378577.png (322.65 KB, 636x904, 159:226, a5964346f024088960fb2bfe3d….png)
No.53617
>>53609
And it felt natural for you to squeak out "thank you, master" to me?
>>53615
… You didn't mean anything weird by "sausage and some nice juice", right?
No.53619
>>53611
Yeah I actually like the way your natural eyebrows look but that's only because I personally dislike the unnatural look. I am not the right person to listen to though because I'm a literal faggot that loves androgynous appearances more than feminine ones.
>>53614
So that's why Mugi is such a shit.
No.53620
>>53616
They all look pretty good!
The Meow one is cute.
No.53621
>>53616
>those fucking adorable pieces of clothing
>>53619
Mugi is a meme.
No.53622
Angel is the best trap ITT
No.53623
File: 1451428626728.jpg (911.38 KB, 1273x1018, 1273:1018, Konachan.com - 206826 aqua….jpg)
>>53620
I know right! I think I'm getting that one for sure :3
>>53621
Shopping for cute things is the best way to feel better!
No.53624
>>53617
…uh I dont think so! Dont change the subject! Accept my breakfast or die having not to taste heaven!
No.53625
>>53602
scarlet went to take a cat nap.
now I don't have to use my phone to post :3
we might do some slutty molly in a bit if I can manage to sell 10 of these weed cookies.
I really want to plug one up your butt and watch you go crazy with pleasure.
we would listen to music and just talk and back rubs
well hand holding too
No.53626
>>53616
I'm a huge stickler gay buttsniffing faggot about clothing and I could give you good recs but it's impossible without knowing your skin/hair/eye color, and what else you prefer to wear. That clothing could look great or atrocious.
>>53622
Nigga I fite u
>>53621
Mugi's actually grown on me in the second half of season 2, but yes she is definitely a meme.
No.53627
>>53623
Great stuff.
Now you just need one of those headbands with the cat ears~
No.53628
>>53625
dude that is way too fucking lewd you should totally break federal law and send me drugs tho
No.53629
>>53618
You're a bit of a slut, aren't you? I've gotten you to hurt yourself a few times and already you're this far gone? I'm not your master, though, I just like playing with you occasionally.
>This is moe~?
>How girly~~~~
>>53624
I wasn't changing the subject, I was just making sure! Fine, the next time I'm in the US I'll ask around for "Bit" until I find you, and then we'll have dinner-breakfast!
No.53630
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>>53622
A-Anon pls >//<
>>53626
Uhm, I got blonde medium length wavy hair, pale skin and blue eyes and I'm average height. I usually wear blue/gray clothes and I'm pretty skinny
>>53627
I already have neko ears that you can put in your hair ^^
No.53632
>>53629
IT IS JUST A HABIT I DID NOT MEAN ANYTHING BY IT AND TELL MILES HE IS A PEDOPHILE !
No.53633
No.53637
>>53628
if u want drugs u gotta come over here hun
I only import.
no exporting.
I want to be lewd with you
No.53639
If we had a dealer as qt as ui here id buy "stuff" from them.
>>53623
Unless you are poor. Which reminds me of that one post where person said that best way to feel terrible is to go into one of those girly stores where you just want to buy everything, but can't afford anything kek
>>53626
She is best at memes.
No.53641
>>53637
I'll probably end up fucking you and half the PNW when I come over for college so
No.54256
What's wrong with just regular eye brows.
ps - this is my first post ever. ;-;