No.53904
the tripcode is !xrFabulous!sunshinex
No.53905
trip codes are for losers anyway.
No.53906
File: 1451449796725.jpg (96.04 KB, 751x1200, 751:1200, 48087cbad280f64fc2e1f7a330….jpg)
>>53902
Ui you piece of shit you made it 40 post too early.
Now post a picture of you as repentance
No.53909
File: 1451450152983.png (436.51 KB, 740x998, 370:499, 3b797321b7085ba24dde70929f….png)
>>53908
You have very pinch-able cheeks, good girl.
No.53910
>>53909
my grandpa killed jews for a living
No.53911
File: 1451450253006.jpg (892.93 KB, 1000x950, 20:19, ac0ea4b3cdb05e8ddd38d5a7d1….jpg)
>>53910
Whats wrong with that, I'm not a jew so it doesn't bother me.
No.53912
>>53911
its because i'm german
No.53913
germans have pinchable cheeks
No.53914
File: 1451450382561.jpg (639.07 KB, 1057x1544, 1057:1544, 6735939616ff06af0ebfac8d0d….jpg)
>>53912
I have no idea what a "standard" german is suppose to look like, since I've rarely/never seen them.
I'm gonna need akari to post himself soon for more evidence.
No.53915
>>53914
I guess someone who looks like me?
No.53916
No.53917
Cocoa, blankets, slippers
So this is what having a cold feels like
No.53918
>>53917
daww
i'd make u chicken noodle soup if u were here
No.53919
No.53920
>>53913
Wait a minute, I have a german friend and he has pinchable cheeks too! Even tho he lives in germany so he is like a supergerman.
No.53921
>>53920
yes most germans have puffy cheeks
No.53922
>>53917
Not gonna lie that sounds super comfy
>>53915
Aw okay, still need larger sample size but you are pretty cute. Slavs are still probably my favorite but you come close
>>53919
Hello grim
No.53923
>>53919
lel grim
go home ur drunk
No.53924
>>53921
I never realized that, but you might just be right.
>>53919
Do you want a hug?
No.53925
File: 1451450726795.jpg (127.12 KB, 850x904, 425:452, b1c5102d8c2ee7c52e3c2e38ab….jpg)
>>53923
I AM HOME
AND SOBER
>>53922
sup
No.53926
>>53925
Not much just about to rape this person named grim IRL.
How about you?
No.53927
>>53924
not from anyone here
>>53926
who names their kid grim
waiting for people on mobas
No.53928
I wanna hold toodles so badly
If she disobeys my regiment I've assigned her she's going to get lots of bruises
No.53929
File: 1451450924991.jpg (723.48 KB, 1992x2711, 1992:2711, nazi_ss_obama_by_thehappyd….jpg)
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1451441420097.jpg
>>53924
ich liebe meine Heimat. ficken der Jude Hund Bastarde
>>53925
you're doing it wrong
No.53930
>>53927
Good mobas I'll go play with you instead I'm more worthy than they are. Unless its dota 2 than you can fuck off
No.53931
No.53932
No.53933
File: 1451451037198.png (643.09 KB, 777x1096, 777:1096, 2fd5922d3e92e1c34e7109bcdd….png)
>>53930
your sentence doesn't make sense
Grim Echoes on NA, league
>>53931
what this person said
No.53934
>>53928
Just a rhetorical question, how do you punish someone who loves receiving punishment?
>>53931
^^^^
No.53935
No.53936
File: 1451451205331.png (235.56 KB, 465x534, 155:178, 8a19a3493cbff787344e5ff8c5….png)
>>53933
>>53931
Your opinion is noted, but when you can give me a game that will give me anywhere near as much time per money invested it will be denounced.
I rate games highly on money to time ratio, so something like transformers devastation while a good game being 60 dollars for 4 hrs made it complete shit.
>>53933
What rank I'll carry you if its not too high
No.53937
tfw you can get a myriad of cuties to do your bidding
i'm basically aristocracy
No.53938
>>53935
Thats fucking terrifying. I shouldn't have asked and give maya ideas.
No.53939
>>53938
I heard maniacle laughter from her room as I typed that
No.53940
>>53936
ranked is cancer
I'm S1
No.53941
No.53942
>>53939
Im dead inside.
Every day I fuck things up when im sleepy. But never like today.
No.53943
File: 1451451428772.jpg (121.87 KB, 574x757, 574:757, a264c80544c0449f6c706953ef….jpg)
>>53940
Oh okay I could carry you easily then.
I might download league again but I stick to HOTS now since its much more fun IMO.
No.53944
File: 1451451447986.png (180.47 KB, 460x348, 115:87, tumblr_lsh5vrbx1h1qfq39h[1….png)
No.53945
I wanna do lewd stuff to toodles so badly, I wanna beat her
No.53947
!vApOrzfuok: hey ui tell scarlet to unban me lol
No.53948
holy fuck nobody gives a shit
No.53949
Nothing's wrong. I'm just wasted. All the time, that I taste it. Take me back, in a time trip.
No.53950
>>53943
You don't have to
it's the preseason right now
No.53951
File: 1451451648029.png (437.85 KB, 485x447, 485:447, tumblr_nysvewor611qhon91o1….png)
No.53952
Ui get maya drink quick so she forgets everything.
No.53954
File: 1451451720367.png (437.85 KB, 485x447, 485:447, tumblr_nysvewor611qhon91o1….png)
desu I want to choke you and spit down your throat
No.53955
That
definitely
wasn't cocaine
No.53956
>>53952
nothing to drink that she likes
>implying u need alcohol
No.53957
What is with trannies and posting shit nobody cares about and being drug addicted attention whores ? Is it a side effect of the crazy pills you guys have to take or is it because your brains are fried already
No.53958
>>53957
POST RITSU AGAIN AND I'LL GUT YOU YOU SWINE
No.53959
my desu can't be this rude.
No.53960
>>53956
Shove random pills into her until she forgets today ever happened.
No.53961
>>53960
what about something a little harder to swallow
No.53962
>>53946
I was actually about to get on myself.
>>53950
Yeah the preseason, aka the time when the games actually fun/good.
When the season starts hit me up though on steam, I'll carry you. Platinum was the highest I was in league so at the very least I should be good still. Jungler main then support secondary.
>>53958
I'll do what the fuck I want
I'm only posting it cause best girl is in the image, aka mugi
No.53963
>>53958
whatchu gonna do little boi ? spread your germs to me ?
No.53965
>>53961
Thats fine too, just make her forget I beg you!
No.53966
File: 1451452094799.jpg (42.33 KB, 509x720, 509:720, 6d9c95a48561df0e1a16d7bc11….jpg)
No.53968
>>53967
nice music
so thursday nigga
the crew
we buy thigh high socks in portland
No.53969
>>53966
If I was a keion I'd want to be best girl.
Rich
Care free
Best girl in every way
Plays best instrument
No.53970
>>53962
Acceptable
>>53963
I screencapped that! You did not ask permission to save it!! >:c >:c >:c >:c >:C
>>53964
I have it now. I'm still getting used to the engine and controls.
No.53971
>>53968
Very nice you mean.
Alright
Pick up
Soon
faggots
I need thigh highs
No.53972
>>53969
keki isn't an instrument
No.53973
>>53970
Good good. You will operate with me and /lewd/!
No.53975
>>53970
I'll just post other pictures then !
No.53976
No.53977
How do you stream 60fps on OBS? I have it set to 30fps but idk how to change it.
>>53974
Why were you banned?
No.53979
>>53977
Go to video settings
No.53980
No.53981
>>53977
This is where you switch it
>>53972
Yes it is don't lie to me
No.53985
No.53986
>>53982
don't threaten me with a good time
No.53987
No.53988
File: 1451452640053.png (1009.53 KB, 1023x1201, 1023:1201, 862ad90b59f15add5a9ee2cd2f….png)
>>53987
No you are moocow, I'll call you mistress once I see you in real life.
No.53989
>>53986
Oh I know how to make you hurt.
No.53990
No.53991
No.53996
Oh wow geeze look at the time GOODNIGHT LEWDITES!
>>53981
So many things wrong with your desktop, I don't know where to start.
No.53997
>>53994
If you're being banned, I agree that that person should be talked to. I haven't seen you break any rules. Who's doing that? stop it.
No.53998
That isn't okay. This is an environment for free discussion.
No.53999
>>53996
I generally never touch it it needs to be cleaned but I'm a lazy fuck
No.54002
Quit banning him if he did nothing wrong.
No.54003
No.54004
>>54001
My head hurts.
Other than that, I'm all good.
No.54005
>>54002
Oh but he kept spamming the other day and I want to be sure this place is free from unwanted spam, he can wait out his ban !
No.54006
>>54005
Are you sure it wasn't because he said mean things about you? That's all I saw. You said some pretty mean things about him too.
No.54007
>>54006
If I would ban people for saying mean things to me hailey would be banned too, I banned him for the 40+ images he spammed so he could use his thread the other day
No.54008
Crossdressers are faggots.
No.54010
>>54008
People that like them are casual faggots
No.54011
>>54009
u feelin beter bby?
>>54010
Pretty degenerate if you ask me. I bet they dress like that just so real men can stare at them, and that gets them off.
No.54012
>>54011
No.
I'm going to the store.
No.54013
>>54012
Bring me back something sweet…
No.54014
>>54011
There is nothing feminine nor sexual about wearing women's clothing.
No.54015
>>54014
Are you saying that was all just the person in them?
No.54016
I want to fuck CoCo while I force him to crossdress
No.54018
>>54015
ffffffuuuuuuueeeeeeee I'm baking a cake.
No.54019
>>54018
I'm going to enjoy eating that cake, kitten.
No.54020
>>54016
Get back to the asteroid belt, cucky.
No.54024
Fuck clown I got knocked off the net, trying to come back as fast as I can.
Are you having problems with that explorer ship?
No.54025
>>54024
Where is the rest of that picture?
No.54027
File: 1451459491922.jpg (429.87 KB, 620x877, 620:877, 1bbcdd9f895977a19b374b974b….jpg)
>>54024
Naw I took my good just made it to the market about to sell them.
I figured it was your net when I saw your steam died as well
No.54028
>>54025
You'd have to do a panoramic shot in order to get it. It's when they ramped the boat off of another boat to launch the torpedo into the helicopter. It's not lewd so get your DIRTY LITTLE MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER, YOU BRAT!
>>54026
/a/ shitposting without me?
>>54027
I'm trying to come back as fast as I can. Gonna reset router. Keep looking for salvage and remember Lifepods and canisters are worth 3k-4k federation credits.
No.54029
No.54030
>>54029
wtf is this, Diet Eve™?
No.54031
File: 1451460214219.jpg (429.87 KB, 620x877, 620:877, 1bbcdd9f895977a19b374b974b….jpg)
>>54028
I'm bout to go play an ero with bit. We can continue more tomorrow, I'll study up a bit in the morning to be less shit too
No.54032
File: 1451460415839.jpg (249.36 KB, 900x691, 900:691, dreamliner_troubles_by_sha….jpg)
rockso is so mad lmfao
the irony is palpable
No.54033
>"Bauxite, and Rutile"
*Dorf Fort autism explodes*
No.54034
I'm back, fear not. Hope y'all didn't miss me too much!
No.54035
>>54034
You were already here…
No.54036
>>54035
Physically but not mentally.
No.54038
>>54037
As if I'd leave such a beautiful vessel empty on a board like this.
No.54039
>>54038
Nothing will happen!
No.54040
>>54039
I don't want to wake up with a loose ass and a sore throat!
No.54041
>>54040
deep, hidden desires
No.54042
>>54040
Then why did you invite me to your house?
No.54043
>>54041
Bunch of perverts.
No.54044
>>54042
If I invited you to my home, it would be to rape you.
No.54045
No.54046
File: 1451462989313.jpg (1.03 MB, 1433x2050, 1433:2050, b4ca784306273a8bbd64bcfd95….jpg)
>>54044
Naw we both know you keep the big tough guy act but really want role reversal. I'll take you back to a year ago don't worry.
No.54053
No.54054
everyone be quiet Senti is going to bed he's sick
No.54056
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>>54052
Rager what state you live at? Curious
No.54057
>>54054
Good night Senti, hope you feel better!
>>54055
yes
No.54058
>>54054
BOO!
Good night though, have lots of dreams of health
No.54059
>>54056
Colorado.
>>54057
Gonna need a handjob.
No.54061
File: 1451464527686.png (847.55 KB, 1122x984, 187:164, 5cc6b1bee0246f110623838406….png)
>>54059
Aw okay, just some states like KY are super fucking hard core about everything so was wondering. Like can't even buy cough syrup under 18
No.54062
>>54060
You fucking get your hands on my dick immediately, you asshat.
>>54061
They're too paranoid that teens are going to try to take advantage of the medicine.
I am, but I don't count.
No.54063
>>54062
Shut your god damn mouth you fucking rotten maggot.
No.54064
>two try hard doms going at it
cute
teehee
No.54065
>>54054
Sweat it out already!
No.54066
>>54063
You're really scraping the bottom of the barrel with an insult like that, you rinky-dink tiny tot butthole surfing baby dick fuck.
No.54067
>>54066
Shut the heck up you doo doo brained fart face.
No.54068
>>54067
oh fuck
2hardcore4me
No.54069
>>54068
Sometimes I can't control myself.
No.54070
File: 1451465231400.jpg (289.64 KB, 533x746, 533:746, 0f9ec516cee964a510e3c4a188….jpg)
>Have tranny gf
>She's a nice tranny
>Have people over
>She jumps on their lap
>Sticks her ass in their faces
What do?
I tried locking her up but she meows. I might have to get rid of her. This behavior is not acceptable.
No.54077
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>>54075
Night I'll probably head of soon too
No.54081
>>54080
lewd! i stopped trying to do that months ago. now we're just friendows.
No.54085
File: 1451468419429.gif (830.56 KB, 332x289, 332:289, tumblr_inline_mk31d0QUUy1q….gif)
No.54087
call me Shulk
because I'm really feeling it
No.54091
File: 1451468974758.jpg (399.16 KB, 850x1228, 425:614, sample-5d3cf9d0f9450524bbf….jpg)
No.54095
update:
second wave hit me like a fucking truck
No.54096
>>54095
you live by the ocean? that's awesome!
No.54098
>>54097
so you live on a lake? that's cool too!
No.54099
I live on earth.. i'm a denizen of this race we call humanity and I'm lagging behind brotha
No.54102
phone told me to update to marshmallow today… that didn't make me very happy
No.54103
if my neighbours leave one more passive aggressive note on my door
I'm going to be seriously pozzed up
No.54104
>>54101
so you were splashing around in the bathtub or something..? i don't get it.
>>54103
what were you doing to make them leave passive aggressive notes?
No.54107
>>54105
why doesn't darwin ever respond to me/??
No.54108
>>54106
>i-i'm too lazy to sub to y-you, baka!
No.54109
>>54108
He might be but I-I'm not…
No.54110
File: 1451475853477.gif (468.59 KB, 324x488, 81:122, tumblr_inline_nvs21a32nv1q….gif)
No.54111
>>54109
I'm not in a lewd mood, so you better control yourself.
>>54110
kissu
No.54112
>>54111
>Obeys when I tell him to kiss me
Homo
No.54113
>>54112
kissu=teasing air kiss
Am I moving too fast for kitty?
No.54114
>>54111
>Self control
>Miles
No.54115
File: 1451476297580.jpg (63.71 KB, 604x600, 151:150, 6842_422901471241490_89519….jpg)
No.54116
File: 1451476340214.jpg (162.75 KB, 507x800, 507:800, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….jpg)
Good Morning or whatever time of day you call this..
No.54117
>>54114
>not a massive slut
>Miles
No.54120
>>54119
If I weren't so lazy right now I'd have you publicly make up for that little quip!
No.54121
>>54120
Yes, master, that was a very scary threat, you sure put me in my place.
No.54122
FUCKING A CUTE TRAP IS THE BEST FEEL IN THE WORLD!!!
No.54123
>>54122
>I don't know this feel
>Don't want this feel
>Don't want any intercourse with any gender
No.54124
No.54125
File: 1451478410540.jpg (211.39 KB, 600x839, 600:839, 9cb117dc8734b07a3bba3382a9….jpg)
>>54120
So Miles how long you been a dom?
No.54127
>>54125
Since I was 18 or 19.
W-why?
No.54128
No.54129
>>54127
Was just wondering, and what age are you now?
No.54130
Hey guys, how's it going?
No.54131
File: 1451480338577.jpg (331.51 KB, 547x810, 547:810, 5c32be91df0a3413932bcfed95….jpg)
No.54132
File: 1451480344130.jpg (122.93 KB, 880x908, 220:227, another__misaki_mei_by_ayu….jpg)
>>54130
Hey, just playing Xenoblade Chronicles X, you?
No.54133
>>54131
Heya~
How's the new Win build progressing?
>>54132
Decided to stop being lazy and get out of bed.
I was up until, oh 3.30 last night.
How's Xenoblade?
No.54134
>>54132
You forgot your name Brittany.
No.54135
>>54133
Not too bad actually had most on back up, almost i'd say 90% updated which is about where I thought I'd be.
No.54136
>>54130
terrible, but its all self inflicted so its no big deal
No.54137
File: 1451480822121.gif (724.76 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 8a98a0a4eed139b7bf0538d70c….gif)
>>54133
It's pretty good, really nicely designed zones and i'm enjoying the story so far. It's pretty grindy though as is standard for jap games so it's kinda frustrating me in that regard but it's got me hooked enough to keep at it
>>54134
So I did, woops
No.54138
>>54130
Eating icecream while watching Red Panda videos
No.54139
>>54135
Ah, good stuff.
Still having the same issue with vyper vpn, though?
>>54136
Aww. *hugs*
>>54137
Hmmm. I haven't played a JRPG in a while.
I'll have to figure out which RPG to get into next.
>>54138
Damn, that sounds nice.
No.54140
>>54139
I'll be fine in an hour after I convince myself I'm not nuts and get out of bed
No.54141
>>54140
Aw, you'd better be.
It took me an hour to get out of bed too.
No.54143
>>54142
Oh, I have some gifs for you for your Yukko folder.
No.54144
Let's see, what Yukko gifs do I have….
No.54145
File: 1451481820875.png (710.85 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, 96364c37d317b94809e0ad6873….png)
>>54139
Yeah same problem so just running usual vpns don't mind i know ways to hide if needed, or to bypass a few things. But its a shame it just stopped working…
No.54146
>>54145
I guess it's time to break out the ol' Google-fu.
> be an IT professional
> use Google all the damn time
No.54149
No.54150
>>54149
You know, I can only imagine how insulting it is to be flooded by a storm with a shit name.
STORM BARNEY
STORM FRANK
No.54151
>>54146
Oh god don't even joke about google, its such shit ware..
>>54148
>>54149
Doh
No.54152
so yesterday i was reading about the demon core, which lead me on to reading about the different types of nuclear bombs, which had me reading about gun type nuclear bombs, and they are crazy simple
like if you could get enriched uranium, then your average plumper could make the rest of the bomb for you
so i was thinking, wanna take over the world?
No.54153
>>54151
Ok, fineeeeee, use duck duck go.
No.54154
File: 1451482538540.png (352.42 KB, 763x856, 763:856, 7b63646b43b3127993d14394af….png)
>>54153
I do use duck duck go… lol
No.54155
Oh, I should add this to my Mio folder.
No.54156
File: 1451482582730.png (417.31 KB, 495x700, 99:140, 7d2c9d17512c9dfe5ec7c602df….png)
>>54152
Sure, sign me up :P
No.54158
>>54157
I was using duck duck go before the hipsters got a hold of it..
No.54160
>>54156
>>54159
sweet c:
like the implosion type bombs made nowadays are some hardcore feat of engineering
but the gun types, basically, you get one critical mass of enriched uranium split into two subcritical masses, put them at either end of a gun barrel inside the bomb, and to detonate, you fire one subcritical mass at the other one, so they become critical and detonate on impact
it's frighteningly basic :s
No.54161
>>54158
That's what all the hipsters say!
Geeeez.
>>54160
Pls don't kill me, k?
No.54162
No.54163
File: 1451482943960.png (81.23 KB, 1310x388, 655:194, Screen Shot 2015-12-30 at ….png)
No.54165
like here is little boy, the bomb they dropped on hiroshima
the orange part is a cordite charge, the red part at the top is like enriched uranium donuts, and the red part at the bottom is enriched uranium donut holes
cordite charge goes of, the donuts shoot down the barrel and slide over the donut holes, this is now a cylindrical critical mass of uranium, which detonates and kills everyone
it's plumber shit i swear
No.54166
>>54164
Aw dotts don't worry.. ~hugs~
No.54167
oh, and here is the demon core
a subcritical core of uranium they fucked about with in a lab with complete disregard for safety protocols, causing two separate accidents during which it went critical and irradiated a bunch of people to death
it was eventually used in the gilda bomb, which was just a test.
No.54168
Is pegging gay? It's still just a man and a woman, aye? It's like saying cunnilingus is gay.
No.54169
that picture shows a dude manipulating a neutron reflecting beryllium hemisphere on top of the core with a screwdriver.
at one point, the screwdriver slipped out, the sphere was closed, the core went critical, there was a flash of blue light, and the dude died 9 days later due to radiation poisoning.
No.54170
>>54168
It might be indicative of gay tendencies, but I wouldn't call it gay in and of itself.
No.54171
File: 1451483848456.jpg (926.08 KB, 1200x1900, 12:19, 152f8034f9aa76414468ba3e8f….jpg)
>>54168
I would deem it as a guy who wants a woman to give him one in the ass.. not that he would be full gay.. no homo status
No.54172
File: 1451483876768.jpg (56.32 KB, 471x363, 157:121, Partially-reflected-pluton….jpg)
this was the other one that killed people.
dude was building neutron reflecting tungsten carbide blocks up around the core like legos.
at one point, he dropped a block on the core by accident.
you know the rest.
core went critical, flash of blue light, he died 25 days later.
No.54173
File: 1451484647243.jpg (485.46 KB, 843x1193, 843:1193, 699a3a24e2bf8944ec169e0271….jpg)
>>54172
I bet when he dropped it he went.. whoopsie.. aw noone will notice
No.54174
>>54173
Yeaaaaaaah.
No-one saw that flash of light, right?
No.54175
File: 1451484765764.jpg (648.73 KB, 1300x1000, 13:10, 2bb04e3a8e24fa2633bbc1884f….jpg)
>>54174
Blame the men in black..
No.54176
>>54173
>no one will notice
actually he gave a spectator cancer :')
although, despite the massive heatwave he felt, to his credit, he didn't immediately run away, he lifted the brick off the core, if he hadn't, the other dude would have died a lot faster than eventual related cancer
No.54177
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>>54176
Well a lesson well learned there kiddos :3
Don't employ someone with butter fingers :D
No.54178
No.54179
the called it the demon core cause it kept murdering people.
though tbh, idiot core would have been better, given both accidents were cause by people being horrendously stupid with it.
No.54180
>>54178
You know all that macabre stuffs right up my alley.. thanks <3
brb codeine making me get the munchies :3
No.54181
>Cat tries to knock my garbage bin over to get my attention
No.54182
>>54181
Never ignore your cats. Ever.
No.54183
the stupid cunts who didn't read the manual core
No.54184
>>54183
Force them to read the EULA next time.
No.54185
>>54184
caution: the core is very angry and doesn't like you. if you piss it off even slightly, it will murder you with radiation. it is therefor imperative that you wear safety goggles and boots.
No.54186
>>54185
And a safety apron.
Don't forget that.
No.54187
>>54186
>Slotin, who was given to bravado, became the local expert, performing the test on almost a dozen occasions, often in his trademark blue jeans and cowboy boots, in front of a roomful of observers. Enrico Fermi reportedly told Slotin and others they would be "dead within a year" if they continued performing it.[12]
No.54189
>>54188
my autism loves this shit, i don't know why.
i'll stop talking about the core so you can get back to lewding now.
No.54190
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No.54191
>>54189
I loved the gif the first time I saw it too.
I've got the anime somewhere, it seemed pretty good.
And don't fret, it's cool talking to you.
No.54192
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>>54191
i've a gif that you would love dotty, but i'd have 2 push it to you
No.54193
I probably have the biggest dick in /lewd/
No.54194
>>54192
Fine by me. I guess you haven't downloaded puush yet?
No.54196
>>54194
no i'll put it as a browser link
its just a big file…
No.54198
>>54195
Sure, mine is 17cm, yours?
No.54199
>>54198
I haven't measured mine lately. I should do that sometime, though.
I think it's between 16 and 17cm.
No.54200
>>54198
prove it
>>54197
You like that one? heh
No.54202
>>54199
So mine is bigger? Good to know!
>>54200
Did little magi get interested~? Tell me how big yours is first.
No.54203
>>54202
Timestamped proof pls~
But what if I measure mine and it's bigger, hmm?
No.54204
>tfw 8.9 cm
Y'all jelly of my feminine penis
No.54206
>>54203
Ugh, I would if I could, brother in room, I can only post remade pics.
Even if yours magically got bigger mine would still be better :T
>>54204
Gross
No.54207
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>>54202
Mine is probably around the same size as yours gropy, but I can tuck… and use more length behind the balls.. so you are at a disadvantage there.
>>54204
Cute <3
No.54208
>>54206
I can wait. You know, just since it's you.
You'd have to wait before I measure mine, anyway.
And I'd have to experience it in person before I agree with you that it's better~
No.54209
>>54207
Tuck? What'd you mean? You lost me!
>>54208
In person?! But you're a boy too, thatll be gay! Jesus
Go and measure it, you're not doing anything right now anyway.
No.54210
>>54209
I'm busy getting Miles into my taste in music, though!
No.54211
>you will never be a girl
>you will never be impregnated
No.54212
>>54201
>he has a sub-8" dick
>he doesn't jelq
Sissy sissy~
I'm leaving now, I just had to get new audiobooks onto my phone first! And I had to make that stupid joke!
No.54213
>>54212
That just makes him cute, right?
No.54214
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>>54208
heh don't make me laugh it kicks my pain fetish off now im doped up you git..
>>54209
Means I can tuck both balls up into my inguinal canal, which would let me use the full length of my penis without the balls in the way..
>>54210
Why what music is miles into?
>>54212
2/10 meme tbf
No.54215
>>54211
[spoiler]iktf.
>ywn raise a family
[/spoiler]
wait moe i thought you hated trannies
No.54216
>>54212
I-I thought you left a long time ago!
Now I feel doubly bad that I didn't get to say goodbye.
What if you died?
No.54217
>>54210
Enjoy!
>>54214
Oh jeez….. I can do that too it kinda ruins the look of the penis tho, and hurts if done wrong! I mean, if youre penis is already 15+ theres no need for anymore.
No.54218
>>54214
Bwahahaha.
He's into experimental pop stuff.
The Residents and the like.
>>54216
Pff. He wouldn't go and die on ya.
No.54219
> bf turns out to be an old car enthusiast
HALP. SAVE ME
No.54220
>>54219
>tfw no bf
Car sucks, I want a bf thats bike enthusiast
No.54221
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>>54217
It wouldn't be for the look… its more for depth you can go.. or if you want to hide your cock.
>>54218
God, teach him some taste dotty..
>>54219
He'll have you looking at all those car manuals.. you know the in-depth hardback ones… hehe
No.54222
>>54220
What happened to Deiji or whatever his name was? I thought you were going after him?
>>54221
I'm trying to!
Oh noes.
No.54223
>>54219
Cars are really clever machines. It's the same thing as buying a PC and tweaking it to hell, just way more involved and costly!
No.54224
>>54222
I kinda fucked up, sometimes I can be really hurtful, and he removed me and dont want to talk to me anymore.
No.54225
>>54223
Oh, I don't deny it.
I just don't have much of an interest in them, that's all.
Plus I find driving really stressful…though I like racing games.
>>54224
Aww. I'm sorry to hear that, man. I hope you can patch up things with him later on.
No.54226
>>54215
It's a repost from r9k
No.54227
>>54225
I need to patch myself up first and stop being such a shitty person, my personality needs a fix.
No.54228
>>54227
I don't think you're soooooo bad!
You'll figure it out, anyway. If there's stuff you can see you want to change and you have a reason to change it, then that always helps.
It's better than being blind to it, right?
No.54229
>>54225
>Driving
>Stressful
I think it's incredibly fun! And I've only driven automatic. I can't imagine how amazing manual must be.
No.54230
>>54229
I wish I could find it fun.
I started out on manual, then I was recommended to go to automatic and kept up with lessons for quite a while, had a bit of a falling out with the instructor and never went back to it.
I don't have a need to drive around here, the public transport system is pretty good.
No.54231
>moe denying he's a tranny
No.54232
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>>54231
I'm just a faggot, not a tranny
No.54233
> dat patter of rain on the skylights when you're warm and dry inside
No.54234
>>54233
>Tfw living in an apartment so I never hear patter anymore
I still open my window when it pours though.
No.54235
>>54232
You probably have a forced feminization fetish, don't you, you fucking degenerate
No.54236
>>54234
I'm in the top apartment in the block of 5, so I have two rooms just under the roof with skylights.
No.54237
>>54235
My fetishes are pretty well documented here
No.54239
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I wanna fuck Nano and Skandi
No.54240
are we talking about feminine cocks
you'll cowards got nothin on me
No.54241
Be honest, who'd fuck 11 year old me?
No.54243
nope
not a horrible pedophile
next
No.54245
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Rate me as a kid, me on the right.
No.54246
>>54245
how did nobody know you would grow up to be a fag?
No.54247
>>54245
Nice hair, cute.
I was blonde at that age too. No photos to upload unfortunately.
No.54248
>>54246
Idk, maybe because I fuck girls?
>>54247
Thanks! I still have that hair color today, pretty lucky.
You really don't have any pics of your childhood?
No.54249
>>54248
My mum will have a bunch of pics, I'm sure, but I don't personally have any.
And no, you don't get to see my baby pics and stuff.
No.54252
>>54249
Yeah but I have that pic because I was at my grandma for christmas, and it was fun looking at myself back.
WHY NOT?
>>54250
Well, last time was 6 months ago so… getting a bit desperate.