No.54251
"I did not hit her!" edition
No.54254
No.54255
>>54252
Yeah, none of my old pics are scanned into computers.
And because you haven't earned the right to see those albums yet!
No.54257
>not getting surgery after all
gonna celebrate tonight with DXM pills woohoo
No.54258
>>54257
No surgery at all?
No.54259
>>54258
nope mixup with the dentist my wisdom teeth are fine
No.54260
>>54255
Just take a picture with your phone like I did lol
Like right now!
>>54257
>tfw about to roll a joint
No.54261
>>54259
Well, I'm glad they found that out before they tried to do the surgery, then!
>>54260
I don't have old pics here, though!
No.54262
There was an earthquake here 11:40 pm last night. I remember scouring the internet after it happened trying to make sure what I just felt was an earthquake but couldn't find anything. Woke up and there are articles all over about it now.
Wasn't big or anything, it was just like(no injuries or major damage was reported), just "wtf this building is definitely shaking, this has got to be an earthquake"
No.54263
>>54260
>about to roll a joint
Disgusting **I actually need to get some of that before I move back out of my parents
No.54264
>>54261
Sigh, you're a disappointment!
>>54263
What are you waiting for? Go do get some!
No.54266
>>54264
Might be able to get some tomorrow or the next day, I can't be bothered getting any tonight though since i'm tired
No.54267
>>54262
My friend in California said there was one.
Also hi Senti~
No.54269
No.54271
>Actually make the paper perfect on first try
wew, getting the hang of this
>>54265
What are you going to tell your parents?!
>>54266
Ah, lazy butt, tomorrow is new years! Dont you have a better way to spend it?
No.54272
>>54268
N-not even a reaction!
I'm well…
No.54273
>>54272
too sick and tired for reactions today. gotta work in ten minutes.
flaw of wage work not having paid sick days. I'm gonna go make people sick cuz I need monies.
No.54275
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>>54271
I'm back home for my christmas break and i've only seen my friends like twice in the last two weeks so probably not
No.54276
>>54275
We can be shut-ins together tomorrow evenin'.
No.54277
>parents telling me I have a good instinct for not having surgery yesterday
>I was just still high and didn't want the anestesia to fuck up my already fucked up brain even further
lol
No.54279
>>54278
Yeah!
Like we do every evening!
That and taking over the world, right?
No.54281
>>54278
Sakurako best girl
No.54283
>>54282
time for work baibai
No.54284
>>54276
Sounds good to me!
No.54285
>>54283
Aww and I just got here and all :(
No.54286
No.54287
>>54283
Catch you later <3
No.54288
well that was an interesting dream
No.54289
>>54288
I can't say much about my dreams… although they have been rather lewd lately
No.54291
>>54290
How you finding your trip hailey?
No.54292
No.54293
>>54292
Glad I was able to get it for you today anyhow.. been a bit chaotic, but I'm glad it made you happy
No.54294
>>54257
>>54260
>taking drugs
I feel sorry for you
No.54295
no it was alison and I and people I knew from high school playing all the other leading role
No.54297
Just woke up from a good nap What's up you hard-earned romantics?
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No.54298
>>54297
Its tumbleweed city atm… not much going on…
No.54299
>>54297
> tfw can't edit my own posts
[admin abuse intensifies]
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No.54300
>>54297
I am going to finish up a giant cup of coffee, and then bravely head out into the literal storm to buy beer so I can drink with Miles! And stop editing your posts, it's against the law to hide what must've been a mistake I could've made fun of you for!
No.54301
>>54299
hmmm how do you edit them? first I knew you could do it..
No.54302
>>54300
Wait, why did my trip revert to one I haven't used in ages?
No.54303
>>54301
i think you need to be a mod
No.54304
>>54300
> kind of tempted to drink with you and Miles
>>54301
It's a mod/admin thing, I think.
Though I supposedly have mod powers, I'm not sure if I properly have them.
Or if I do actually have them.
No.54305
>>54304
8chan is fucked and you can't go to a thread through the catalog for your mod stuff to work
No.54306
>>54305
Oh. How do you get into it, then? I got the whole password prompt screen.
No.54307
>>54304
>>54303
Ahh, oh well I don't have much reason to edit my posts anyhow….
No.54308
>>54306
Just go to manage then click on lewd and go to a thread through the front page. It kills the auto update for me though
No.54309
>>54300
Ohoho telling me the drinking plan already! We're going to break so many moral laws together, I can't wait!
>>54301
I think it's only for mods.
No.54310
>>54304
Well, if you haven't got a good reason to not drink, you're more than welcome to join us! If you have got a good reason to not drink, maybe you shouldn't!
No.54312
>>54310
Is "there's nothing better to do" a valid reason to drink ?
No.54313
>>54308
I get a username and password prompt when I go to the manage screen.
I guess I was lied to about mod rights, then?
>>54310
I was thinking of having a night off, then drinking tomorrow evening since I'm not going out or anything.
It'd be nice to join you guys sometime, though.
No.54314
>>54311
Hey Akari~
>>54312
Sure, for alkies.
No.54315
No.54316
>>54309
I thought so.. oh well
No.54317
>>54313
Do you not know your log in ?
>>54314
But that's me
No.54318
>>54317
No-one gave me one.
I can see a delete option next to everyone's post, though.
No.54319
>>54311
[x] Pounce the cute Akari
>>54313
We should all drink with Clown in skype tomorrow. It's his birthday and he promised to strip on skype if I beat him in a drinking contest.
>>54316
I'd admin abuse for you~
No.54320
>>54309
They're more "guidelines" than "laws". And we'll have to see about that!
>>54312
Well, yes! If it's not hurting anyone, why not!
>>54313
Too bad! I'll be drunk tomorrow, too, at least, far more drunk than today, but I'll be stumbling around outside with people rather than "alone" here!
No.54321
>>54319
Oooh, fun.
I don't have any of you on skype and I'd probably go to bed before you guys, though…
>>54320
Lucky~
No.54322
>>54320
I guess I should go to the store then
No.54323
>>54319
count me in for skype! Sounds like fun
No.54325
>>54311
Hey Akari <3
>>54318
same
>>54319
Oh really :3
>>54321
Your're still in a better position that me mate..
Chin up. ~hugs~
No.54327
>>54324
How are you doing~?
>>54325
Oh, ok, probably no mod powers, then. Erin did say she'd turned off delete options on animus, I just wasn't sure if I was seeing something new or not.
*hugs*~
No.54328
>>54321
I don't know about "lucky" when about a hundred people in a small area will be drunkenly attempting to fire rockets in a storm, but we'll see! If I lose an eye, that's just a moe point.
>>54322
Sure! Though I do seem to remember advising you that maybe you shouldn't drink today!
No.54330
>>54328
You'd better not lose an eye!
I just feel like I should be doing something social for it, you know?
I just can't be bothered if I'm doing it on my own surrounded by people having fun with friends/SOs and whatever.
No.54331
>>54326
Hey <3
>>54327
Thanks dotts :s
>>54328
You'll have more fun than some of us.. Have a good time anyhow..
>>54330
I haven't clebrated new year since 2003..
No.54332
>>54331
The last time I guess I sort of celebrated New Year was when I was out in Prague.
I went to a gig then watched fireworks over the river.
Then I tried to get back to my hotel and some old lady tried to hit on me in the street.
No.54333
>>54321
Sleep when there's a party with strippers in your living room? You'll have to be there, especially because I will be there waiting for you Dott!
>>54323
you're not old enough kek
>>54324
What's up cutie?
>>54325
Count on me!
No.54334
>>54330
>probably not doing anything tomorrow night
>don't want to drink because of what happened the other night when I was drunk
I do sort of know how you feel
No.54335
>not going out for new years
what
No.54336
>>54335
I'm staying home to play FFXIV and get drunk with someone maybe over skype
No.54337
>>54333
Oh…I guess I'd better notify the feds about the pics you wanted….
No.54338
>>54332
God its been so long since I celebrated something like new years… I just can't face it.. that and the loneliness.
No.54339
wow gropy is SO cool guys
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
No.54340
>>54336
It's a date then, Set?~
No.54341
>>54329
I'm not your master, I'm just some fag. I did also see that you told Frenchie you'd try to stop! So maybe not today, then!
>>54330
I'll try not to, I rather like my eyes!
Yeah, I get it. I've kinda been super lucky making friends since I never really approach people.
>>54331
Y-yeah, sorry, I'm just used to being the least social person in any given group!
>>54335
>being a normie
In any case, I'm leaving for a bit!
No.54342
>>54336
But new year is something 1 time of the year, why not experience something different and something you might enjoy, instead of sitting and playin ff14 when you can play it any other day.
No.54343
>>54333
Ohmai.
I don't have a webcam, though! Plus I'll be half asleep by the time you guys get onto the proper lewd stuff.
Definitely tempted to join, though~
>>54334
I'm trying to skip tonight because I've been drinking every night since I got off of work - though usually not a great deal of alcohol per night.
I won't get blind drunk tomorrow night either.
>>54335
Why bother if I'll be on my own?
>>54338
Yep, it sucksssss.
No.54344
>>54341
Nah you've nothing to be sorry for, i'll probably just go to bed early like most years.. And then forget its a new year the next day..
No.54345
I called my grandmother to wish her a happy birthday and sang her the birthday song and she said she wished my present was me not singing instead of the coat I bought her ;_;
>>54341
stop stalking us ! and I will stop once he's around every day until then it's just to pass the time until we can talk again
No.54346
>>54337
Come right in miss Hailey!
No.54348
>tfw youll be 50 year old and your grandkids ask what you did on new year
>"I just sat in my room and played vidya"
>>54343
Ah, what about co-workers?
No.54349
No.54350
No.54351
>>54340
A date? What will we do then?
No.54352
I miss fitzthistlewitz so much
No.54355
>>54348
None of them live near me. I'm 50 miles out from where I work and everyone commutes in from different directions.
No.54356
>>54348
>50 years old and your grandkids ask-
Oh wait you don't get grandkids because you'll die of aids seeing how someone nutted inside of your ass.
No.54357
>>54348
>bunch of faggots and trannies
>having kids
please don't wish that scourge upon western civilization
No.54358
>>54347
You're kinda slutty yourself!
No.54359
"I've got gay cancer. I'm going to die, and so are you." - Gropy "AIDs Patient One" Copenhagen
No.54360
>>54335
Maybe I should make plans with my friends…
No.54361
>>54359
A new anime coming this fall!
No.54362
>ywn wake up with Mayas finger in ur butt
No.54363
>>54355
You drive 50 miles everyday for work?
daaaamn.
>>54356
Lmao, I wasnt talking about sex, you can have fun and a great time without it being lewd
>>54359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXuvbDdjeh8
No.54364
>>54343
We'll see when it happens I guess, and you don't need a webcam. It's going to be lonelier without you…
>>54347
If I'm the slut then why do you have a stalker from /animus/? I talk to him on skype everyday, he's going to rape you soon.
>>54348
>tfw you'll be 50 years old and your grandkids ask you what you did on new year
>"I dressed like a girl and sucked dick, kids"
Love ya Gropy~
>>54351
Shh, that's for skype. Can't tell everyone here…
>>54353
>>54354
I'm comin for that booty, mr hansen.
No.54365
>>54363
Nah, I get the train in.
No.54366
>>54363
Well regardless you'll get aids and die early on while I'm enjoying time with my grandkids you fucking homo.
No.54370
>>54364
>why do you have a stalker from /animus/?
Don't even joke about that…
No.54371
>>54364
D'awww. I'll try to join, then. Remind me tomorrow evening.
No.54372
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>>54360
Do it!
>>54364
Nothing wrong with that… You just wanna see me dressed up!
>>54365
How long is the ride? and I thought my 15 mins on bike was bad…
>>54366
C-calm down, Lalafells can't have kids, so you wont get any!
No.54373
Of course I'm going to have sex. Nobody's proven to me that you can spread cancer. It's their duty to protect themselves. They know what's going on out there. They've heard about this disease. I've got gay cancer. I'm going to die and so are you
No.54375
>>54372
Uhhh…roughly an hour, depending on whether the train stops everywhere or not.
It's alright, I just nap, listen to my music or read stuff on my kindle.
No.54376
>>54367
Don't think I forgot about you, slut! close your eyes and picture it
>>54368
Thank you Burty for getting the reference! 10/10
>>54369
Get on steam you brat. You're stepping out of line again.
>>54370
What are you afraid of, Miles? Does he know all your weakpoints also? This is going to be fun to watch…
>>54371
Then it's settled, no sleep until the show's over!
>>54372
Yeah, you wanna dress up for men to look at you, slut.
No.54377
>>54374
>not a strong independent black woman
>>54375
damn, still, 2 hours everyday just to travel? I think its alot of time!
Isnt there any work closer?
No.54378
>>54376
Okay!
>>54377
You just get used to it, I've been doing it for 5 years now.
The downside is the expense at this point.
There is work that's closer, but there's a lot of demand for it, not as much choice and it doesn't pay as well.
No.54380
WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU JUST MOVE CLOSER
GET A ROOM MATE
WTF
No.54381
>>54377
Are you a highlander master race too?
No.54382
>>54376
If Dunsel is the stalker then yes?
No.54383
I'm very sorry for teasing Kyoko it was very naughty and I'll be a good girl from now on.
No.54384
>>54383
>>54383
you don't have to listen to him
No.54385
Kyoko what kind of date
>>54377
>>54381
>HIGHLANDERS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA DEATH BY SNU SNU
No.54386
>>54384
y not i like taking lewd pics for him
No.54387
>>54384
>have to
She enjoys it, don't panic~
>>54385
A very lewd one.
No.54388
>>54380
Because I'll get a shit room for the same price I'm paying for a whole apartment here.
No.54389
>>54382
It's someone mysterious and extremely lewd. He will show himself when you are least ready, and there will be no course of action you can take but submit!
No.54390
>>54388
Don't listen to maya, I'll be your room mate no matter where you live!
No.54391
>>54387
No fucking on the first date
No.54392
>>54390
Hah. You'll make Futa jealous, though!
No.54393
>>54388
that's worth 2 hours of my time every day
No.54394
>>54393
Not for me. I really like this apartment.
No.54395
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>>54392
Wait, is futa your bf?
No.54397
>>54395
Yep!
He said he'd been talking to you earlier, I hadn't realised you two knew each other.
No.54398
>>54396
What are you laughing at?
>>54397
No, he just added me today, he's kinda sweet.
Can I cuck you?
No.54399
>>54391
I mean, I'm pretty romantic myself. It's all about the candles for me.
No.54400
>>54398
Nope, he's all mine!
>>54399
Damn, I keep forgetting to buy candles for my place.
No.54401
>>54400
Fine fine, I was joking anyway! Since I literally lost the person I really liked yesterday.
Make the hurting go away dotter
No.54402
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>>54398
Am I not allowed to laugh?
It was painfully obvious Futa is Dottys BF for ages..
No.54404
Anyone want to hang out on new years? all my friends are working, busy or probably just don't want to hang out with me…
No.54406
>>54404
Im not doing anything so come down here and take me somewhere!
No.54407
>>54402
H-how? I barely knew about Futa outside of him posting on animus…
Kinda jealous! They are probably adorable together.
No.54408
>>54405
Me too
>>54406
give me your address, phone number, full name and other personal information also some gas money
No.54409
>>54401
Aww, I wish I could.
Where did you find Futa?
No.54410
>>54408
Ok sent ;)
Now where are you taking me?
No.54411
you can come hang out in Portland with us
No.54412
>>54407
>They are probably adorable together.
I think we are!
I just wish Futa's mum wasn't freaking out about it all.
No.54413
>>54409
He found me
>>54412
Freaking about about what?
No.54414
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I arise once more, time to shit post you all to death
No.54415
>>54410
Im not familiar with the area down there you have to give me some ideas. I was thinking dinner at some place with good steak and then we get some alcohol for when the ball drops.
No.54417
>>54413
She's been freaking out about the age gap between us.
No.54420
>>54415
Me drinking isn't a good idea but sure if you pay for everything!
No.54421
I'm scared of Kyoko's date
No.54422
>>54417
10 years isn't that much, and have you seen eachother irl?
No.54424
>>54421
I'm scared of Kyoko in general.
No.54425
>>54420
Its New Years you gotta drink, fine ill pay for everything, but does that include gas cause that is a lot?
No.54426
>>54422
No, we haven't met up yet, though I'd love to do that. It'd probably involve sneaking around his mum at the moment, though.
Hopefully she'll calm down eventually.
No.54427
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>>54319
I don't think I agreed to that much, plus wouldn't you only win if I passed out? I don't think I can strip very well asleep.
No.54428
>>54425
But I need Clown to watch over me if I drink! Yup
No.54429
>>54428
He can watch on Skype
No.54431
>>54421
Promise me you'll have fun and I won't slow down.
>>54424
You should be you little slut, all the things I'm going to do to you after all this wait! Bratty sluts like you deserve punishment.
No.54433
>>54430
>Akarin's bra
Sooooooo cuuuuuute~
No.54434
>>54433
LEWD!
I see you mentally undressing Akari with your eyes!
No.54437
>>54431
>Promise me you'll have fun and I won't slow down.
Sure I'll have fun!
No.54438
>>54434
I'd rather just peek up her skirt.
>>54435
W-what are you doing!?
No.54439
>>54435
It's alright, Akari.
I'll protect you from that massive perv.
No.54440
>>54429
That wont be enough! I can get pretty bad if I drink alone!
No.54442
>>54440
>drink alone!
Whats the point of me coming down there if you are just gonna drink with out me…
No.54443
>>54431
I am not bratty! Have you been talking to Miles? I'll kill him!
No.54444
>>54442
Im not even old enough to drink you baka! Now I have to arrest you!
No.54445
>>54427
Oh you did. You might have been drunk but it's been agreed on.
>>54432
lewd~
>>54437
Good boy.
>>54443
I'm gonna punish you good, slut.
No.54446
>>54443
Wow you really react to that term, huh brat~?
No.54447
>>54445
What happens if you lose the drinking contest?
No.54448
>>54444
Fine… Ill just go spend new years by myself…
No.54449
I want coffee but too lazy to go get it.
>>54445
I haven't even drank since christmas which was before we made our date.
>>54447
I don't even known but he is gonna lose for sure
>>54448
Come down to So. Cal. We can hang out and make fun of bit and CoCo
No.54450
>>54449
It would be pretty funny if he did lose!
No.54451
>>54448
It can still happen but I will watch you drink instead or leave me for baka mega pervert clown that is good too!
>>54449
BMP
No.54453
>>54445
>>54446
>ganging up on poor innoçent Skandi
No.54454
>>54451
BMP?
>>54450
>if he did lose
You mean When he does lose
No.54457
>>54449
To far and too short notice to get a plane ticket
>>54451
I want to get drunk with someone, I haven't drank with anyone in a while
Have fun with clown.
Im gonna be all by myself
No.54458
>>54454
Baka mega pervert you baka
>>54457
No! I can have fun with everyone!
No.54459
>>54455
I can't comment on that without revealing things that, for the purpose of this conversation, I can't say without "losing".
No.54460
>>54459
Yes, yes, you enjoy it.
I knowwwwww.
No.54461
>>54457
It's fine burt I haven't drank with someone in a long time either. Last time was in june when I was at my friends house in Kentucky.
The few people I met here for DnD group were all mormons who didn't drink cause muh religion.
>>54458
Nope thats you, I'm not the one who just agreed to being tied up.
No.54462
>>54454
Oh, of course.
That's exactly what I meant!
No.54463
>>54460
I did not say that.
No.54465
>>54447
The same thing that happens when Miles stops being a pervert.
>>54449
So that was a sober offer?
i fuck on the first date
>>54453
Just telling you what you like to hear, kitten.
No.54466
>>54458
No dont worry I wont bother you guys
No.54467
good morning guys someone please pay attention to me………………….
No.54468
>>54461
Shut up!! You're still a BMP for even thinking about it!
No.54469
>>54465
I-I'm not as big of a pervert as other people here. Including you!
No.54470
>>54467
*beckons to u fuckingly*
No.54471
>>54463
I just assume everyone has a bullying fetish around here by now, though.
>>54465
Hell freezes over?
No.54473
>>54471
I assume the same thing..
No.54474
>>54473
It seems like a safe thing to assume, doesn't it?
No.54475
>>54464
>>54465
Pervert slut.
>>54471
On the sissy humiliation board? Don't be absurd.
No.54476
No.54477
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>>54465
That's fine, I mean I don't think you'd be able to readily get to me.
I have the alcohol ready for tomorrow I got it this morning. I'll think of some good ideas for your punishment for when you lose tomorrow.
>>54468
Nope nothing perverted about wanting to tie a cutie up and having your way with him whenever and however you want.
>>54462
Good job for fixing your mistake, also I don't have a bullying fetish unlike you sluts.
No.54478
>>54475
I know, right?
>>54477
I don't have one either, though.
No.54479
>>54471
I dont have a bullying fetish!
No.54480
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where the FUCK is toodles???
helllo????
No.54481
>>54476
Stop being a baka!
>>54477
No.54482
No.54483
>>54479
Welcome to the cool kids club!
No.54484
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>>54479
>thinks he doesn't have a bully fetish
>is with me nearly 24/7
You clearly do
No.54485
>>54481
No I cant sorry I am a failure
No.54487
>>54483
Thank you! Time to eat all your food!
>>54484
but you dont bully me at all
>>54485
me to tbh
No.54488
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>>54469
You're a tsundere now?! …Think of the children.
>>54471
We'll never know for sure. Clown especially won't.
>>54475
kitty want to submit?
>>54477
You're really underestimating the guy who drank 25 shots of jack one new years and still went on partying. I'm going to make you my girl tomorrow, cutie.
No.54490
>>54488
Mai frend this will lead to only bad times for you. Last year isn't this one. One of us will die of alcohol poisoning at this rate, it's gonna be great.
>>54487
Psssh I bully you all the time, you just too in love with me to notice it.
No.54491
>>54488
A little. I'll have to drink some more first.
No.54492
>>54488
Find your own baka clown!!
>>54489
No im a pretty low person but why do you feel that way?
>>54490
Really?
No.54493
>>54492
You at least got clown so you didnt fail at that
I got no one and never will
No.54494
>>54490
Unfortunately I can't go that far, I only have a 5th of vodka. I'm just hoping you can't finish yours or it'll be a stalemate. We're still going to have fun though!
>>54491
Start chugging, sissy. You should know not to keep me waiting.
>>54492
Lock me up in your love dungeon, Bit. You can have me all to yourself~
No.54495
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>>54493
You just have to go after something Burt, Bit didn't choose to get me of his own free will I made him accept me. It's how its been for almost all of my relationships, find a target and pursue it. Nothing can happen just sitting around
No.54496
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>>54494
You fucking slut, I will go to canada right now and make you buy more alcohol. A fifth of vodka won't do shit for me.
No.54498
>>54493
I wouldn't say never
>>54494
I dont want you slut!
No.54499
>>54494
I will. Sometimes I hate being this easy.
>>54497
NOT
A
WORD
No.54500
>>54499
Stop being so easy first!
No.54501
>>54500
That's racist, I was born this way.
No.54502
>>54501
Then I'll just have to be racist, won't I?!
No.54503
>>54488
>Think of the children.
No.54505
>>54496
You told me a 5th is all that was needed, that's why I bought it!
>>54498
Feisty.
>>54499
Hurry up, I'm tired just want to put you in your place before I go to bed. I'll leave you thinking about me, as you're filled with my cum, you little slut.
No.54506
>>54495
tried and failed every time
>>54498
I do
No.54507
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>>54505
Oh wait yeah thats fine. I thought you meant you only had a fifth of a bottle left. I'm retarded you should know that
>>54506
And, I went through tons of rejections as well can't let a few 20+ failures stop you.
No.54510
>>54505
Not 4 you!
>>54506
Well you better stop!
No.54511
>no french boy to bully online
No.54512
>>54505
But I've only ever really done stuff like this with Miles and I don't know how anyone else works and I'm super nervous! Five minutes!
No.54513
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>>54511
Just get someone to role play with a frenchflag.. shouldn't be that difficult
No.54514
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Hi /lewd
I hope everyone is doing well today! I just got off work
No.54515
>>54507
Maybe if I didn't fail at everything else too I could be optimistic
>>54510
cant
No.54516
>>54513
Nobody would enjoy what we do, it is far too disgusting
No.54517
>>54508
Hello
>>54514
Hello wagecuck!
>>54515
Then I have to beat it out of you!
No.54518
>>54514
Welcome back, pervert. Skandi and I are drunk!
No.54519
>>54516
Remember who you are talking to…
That and why's he leaving?
No.54521
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>>54517
I'm a wagecuck and I love it
How are you Bit?
>>54518
I'm no where near as perverted as you!
I could drink but I would have to choose between buying cigarettes or whiskey, and the choice would be cigarettes
No.54522
>>54503
Don't think of them like that you gross pervert.
>>54507
You're really going to stand no chance, I can't wait! It's so adorable!
>>54510
kissu
>>54512
Follow my lead.
>>54514
Hi Dunsy~
No.54523
>>54519
He's doing normie stuff for new years, besides I'm monogamous with him only !
and sometimes skandi because he likes watching me be lewd to people in public
No.54524
>>54520
Hello Himouto, I hope you aren't full of self-loathing today!
>>54522
pic related
How are you kyoko senpai?
No.54525
>>54521
I think im ok and you Dunsel?
>>54522
Hmph slut
No.54526
>>54517
Go ahead it wont work
No.54528
>>54524
Well, I am every day, but I'm not as bad as I was this morning. And Considering I'll be getting high when I get home I'll be ok
No.54529
>>54523
That's, uh… not monogamy
>>54525
I'm good! I just got home and I'm happy to have a chance to relax
No.54530
>>54527
>>54529
w-well it is for us
No.54531
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>>54522
We will wait and see, I will be waiting for you to embarrass yourself and accept that you are my girly boy for me to tease.
No.54532
>>54526
Eh im to lazy to do that now! Just believe me!
>>54529
That sounds nice, hope you enjoy your day!
No.54533
>>54523
Oh I thought he was leaving steam for good also getting rid of his email..
Thought something was up.
>>54524
Hey Dunsel <3
No.54534
No.54535
>>54533
His email has been gone for a while
No.54536
>>54530
The dictionary definition disagrees with you
>>54531
Hi clown
>>54532
I hope you do too! What have you got planned?
I'm just going to post on /lewd/ because I have no life
No.54538
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>>54534
Hi Burt!
You look excellent today!
No.54539
>>54536
Hi Dunsel, how are you this morning?
>>54537
I like you too!
No.54540
>>54535
hm, maybe its a different one..
No.54545
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>>54537
Let's get hitched in Las Vegas
>>54539
>morning
Did you just wake up? I'm fine though. Making something to eat, how are you today?
>>54542
Hi Grids!
No.54546
>>54539
Gosh!
>>54541
You like everyone, slut.
No.54547
>>54538
No I dont im just being an annoying loser right now
No.54549
>>54536
Thank you! Uhh nothing really sadly what about you?
>>54547
baka
No.54550
>>54547
Nickel's are money too guys
No.54551
Welp when you have no creamer egg nog is a good substitute for coffee
>>54545
Good now that you are here~
Though at the moment, mostly just tired. Gonna play lots of vidya and watch anime today. Gonna marathon at least one entire show.
>>54546
>moe gets fucked
>I don't
I like you canada anon keep up the good work.
No.54552
>>54536
Oh just read the spoiler!
No.54553
>>54542
Hey Grids <3
>>54548
What would you define yourself as then Moe?
No.54554
>>54553
better at csgo and dota than anyone here
No.54555
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>>54549
Talking to Miles right now is all I'm doing, and posting here
I do have to leave in a couple hours but I don't work tomorrow or friday. I'll have so much time to waste on /lewd/, it's almost Christmas all over again!
No.54556
>>54554
>>54555
Will you be doing anything for the New Year?
No.54557
>>54543
how's things?
>>54544
hello there, you seem happy to see me.
>>54545
what's up?
No.54559
>>54556
It's true though
>>54557
I suppose so !
No.54560
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No.54564
>>54553
oh, even after I scrolled through and checked for other responses I still missed you, I'm sorry, how you doin?
>>54554
>>54559
just realized I have csgo, but I haven't played with anyone, we should play some time.
No.54565
>>54558
Hey Angel!
>>54562
Hey bit!
No.54566
>>54557
finally making progress in dark souls 2
No.54567
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>>54560
Realizing that I've gone fully crazy.
Talking to a friend about games of next year and I realized I'm more hype for american truck simulator than most things. A game I've been following its development for 2 years. I'm done for
No.54568
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>>54551
Such a charmer!
What will you watch?
>>54556
I will get drunk! You?
>>54557
I got home, I got on /lewd/
How are you?
No.54569
>>54561
I ordered a cute sweater :3
>>54562
I never got the hugs you promised!
>>54565
Haihai how's you?
No.54571
>>54554
>
>>54558
Hey angel <3
>>54564
Doped up to the eyeballs on pain meds, but otherwise fine what about yourself?
>>54565
Noun<3
No.54572
Oh right.. I forgot that akarin existed and played cs. I am the best dota player on this board then
No.54574
>>54571
Heey! what's that girl from your picture called again… something with a T I think ><
No.54575
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>>54568
Concrete Revulutio. I can stream it if people want but I'm gonna marathon it all in one go no breaks.
>>54573
Yes
No.54578
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>>54563
>>54565
Whats up?
>>54568
Uhh probably just play some Bd or Ace attorney and just be lonely!
No.54579
>>54575
Hey. Whats up?
>>54576
How's it going?
>>54577
Yo!
No.54580
This guy wont leave me alone…
No.54581
>>54567
As long as there's a detailed dash cam like Euro Truck then it should be pretty good.
>>54572
Is that a bulge?
>>54569
I'm good, probably going to play some Elite Dangerous then watch the third star wars movie. How about yourself, angel?
>>54573
Hey t here!
No.54582
>>54566
I have never played a darksouls game, it just ain't appeal to me, diablo was okay though.
>>54568
I stopped for pizza, I got home, I got on /lewd/
so not bad.
>>54570
what you did?
>>54571
sore from cycling main steam stop valves for 6 hours straight, they're like 18inch valves and they aren't too easy to cycle cold, and my arms are bruised because I kept hitting them on a shaft that sticks through the hand wheel.
but not too bad.
No.54583
>>54579
Oh hello why do you keep leaving!
No.54584
No.54585
>>54577
Oh right! It was on the tip of my tongue..
>>54581
Lots of people I know are suddenly playing that game, is it really that much fun?
I cleaned my room earlier and now I'm going to relax and maybe watch some anime!
No.54586
>>54583
What do you mean? I'm just very busy with irl stuff at the moment.
>>54581
Hi Noun.
No.54587
>>54569
Hug? When did I promise this?!
No.54588
spoonerisms
"That's a complete lack of pies"
"You have tasted the entire worm"
"Is the bean dizzy?"
"I must mend the sail"
No.54589
>>54548
You are objectively the largest slut.
>>54551
I'm doing my best, boss.
No.54590
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>>54572
That's like being the best Chutes and Ladders player
No.54592
>>54587
Never but I wanted a hug~
No.54593
>>54589
Says mister cute dick
>>54590
s-shut up
No.54595
>>54591
What happened silly imouto?
No.54596
>>54585
That sounds really cozy. I suppose I should finish this anime I've been putting on hold.
Also yea, it's pretty much just been me and Clown playing Elite lately. It's a lot of fun!
No.54597
>>54586
Oh I keep forgetting not everyone is baka neet like me! Is everything ok?
>>54592
Oh, then come here!
No.54598
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>>54578
>be lonely
Not possible, when you have /lewd/
>>54579
Hi cherub~!
>>54582
That sounds like a very good time! Will you share pizza with me?
No.54599
oh mai gad guize im so hig3h xDDdd !!!
No.54600
>>54595
I don't know how to keep my stupid fucking mouth shut and now I lost my only friend and the person im in love with and idk what to do
No.54601
>>54598
>Not possible, when you have /lewd/
Its still possible
No.54602
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>>54594
I'd rather watch your dick throb and shoot out cum on my face faggot
No.54603
>>54601
Anything is possible.
No.54604
>>54597
Yeah it is. I'm just making new years preparations
and chill with those i live with sometimes.
So its not always i have time for this.
>>54598
Hi Dunsel!
brb guys. Someone requires my attention.
No.54605
One day I'll actually play this game
>>54599
oh mai gad I love putting on a dress and cumming on my tummy !!!
Ily Nouny
No.54606
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I don't eat
I don't sleep
I do nothing but think of you
You keep me under your spell
>>54582
Tiring man.
>>54588
Erin <3
>>54589
True that…
>>54599
Same.. heheh
No.54607
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>>54596
Tell me when you are ready to play. I'll get on. Probably after this csgo match if you want.
>>54589
Good girl, at this rate you can get employee of the month
>>54581
It's been made by the same people plus we get the far superior american semi trucks as well. So it will be just as detailed and cozy.
>>54579
Vidya games at the moment
No.54608
>>54596
What anime were you watching?
That sounds fun! I bet you two are space pirates :3
>>54597
*wraps my arms around your waist*
>>54600
Aaaah that's no good! Apologize and wait.. I don't think there really is anything else you can do :(
No.54609
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>>54600
Nee-chan is here for you!
No.54610
>>54602
Contain yourself.
>>54607
Do I get a raise with that? no homo.
No.54612
>>54598
only if you'll drink with me.
>>54599
oh, cool, high on what?
>>54602
very direct, I like your approach, I could probably learn something from you.
>>54606
oh, it sucks, but someone promised me checkouts for it, so the hard work pays off.
No.54613
>>54608
I did. It's a fucky situation though, she's in love with the same person and she's not talking to either of us rn because I said the two of us were talking
>>54609
Thanks, but it's my own fault. I fucked up, I deserve the shit I get.
No.54614
>>54611
How does one get this slutty. Goodness, have some shame.
No.54615
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>>54610
I'll show you a raise, fu fu fu.
Lots of homo
No.54616
>>54598
>>54601
What to believe!
>>54604
Oh hope you enjoy it
>>54608
I dont think your hands should be down there!
No.54617
>>54612
Thats not so bad then. Got anything planned for new years?
No.54618
>>54608
I was watching Narutaru and we're too shit to be space pirates so we just became smugglers lol.
>>54607
Okay, I shall.
No.54619
>>54615
None, damn you. Not one iota of homo.
No.54621
>>54614
By seeing such a nice cock like yours
No.54622
>>54621
Stop that. I reject all allegations that you have seen anything.
No.54623
>>54617
I have duty new years eve into new years, so, nothing fun for me.
No.54624
>>54622
I touched myself to it many times now
No.54625
>>54623
>tfw same
Shit sucks. Don't even know if I'll be able to get drunk New Years.
No.54626
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>>54612
Of course I will!
I take my whiskey neat~
>>54613
I'm sorry Himouto… It'll get better. I promise
No.54627
>>54613
So your best friend is mad at you because you're talking to the person she likes.. that sounds really silly..
>>54616
Where should they be then? :o
>>54618
I actually read the manga a long time ago!
Got to start low on the ladder, fake it until you make it :p
No.54628
>>54621
>>54619
To be fair it is a really nice cock though. But I'm more for your thighs and ass
>>54618
I might get on now, so see you soon then on the space frontier.
>>54620
This is what I plan to do to Bit
No.54630
>>54623
Aw well i haven't celebrated since 2003 so, it'll be what im like now, doped up on painkillers and herbal sleeping tabs.. and an early night..
No.54631
>>54629
I'm slowly stroking my cock to it now, it's so hard and there's a lot of precum already it looks so yummy
No.54632
>>54627
Yeah it's pretty fucked up. Has one of the most misleading openings ever, ahaha!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIF5BLyh3Mk
No.54633
>>54607
What are you playing?
>>54616
Well i do. How are you Bit?
No.54634
>>54625
I won't because I have watch from 0300 until 0900 so no drinking for me, and it's not worth risking getting caught to have a few sips of booze.
>>54626
how about some regal apple crown?
>>54630
oh, doesn't sound too bad.
No.54635
>>54631
I thought you couldn't lewd for a while!
No.54636
>>54635
I got home on monday
No.54637
>>54634
Are you a security guard?
No.54639
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>>54632
Oh wow.. I don't think I've ever seen an OP more misleading than that.. is there as much gore in the anime as in the manga?
No.54640
>>54627
I think on my back…
>>54633
Im doing ok how about yourself?
No.54642
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Dottie are you here? Is it normal that your sex drive just dies out as you get older?!
No.54644
>>54634
Nah only when the painkillers wear off and i feel how much I've hurt myself falling/jumping down stairs whille manic.. At the min, my back, both sides are black and blue and i've difficulty breathing. Can't even drink… aw well.. its not like I was going to celebrate it anyhow.
No.54645
I'm going to go lie down. Good bye /lewd/.
>>54639
Kinda. It's kinda blurred out I guess but maybe I haven't gotten that far. I'm only on like episode 4 or something.
No.54646
>>54640
I cannot complain. I'm about to install l4d2.
No.54647
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>>54640
Those pics you post are almost the furthest thing from attractive I've ever seen…
No.54648
>>54643
it feels so good thinking of licking and sucking every inch of your cock and rubbing it on my lips while slowly panting at it, staring at how big it is
No.54649
>>54642
Low testosterone, I think! No wonder you like boys!
>>54646
I have L4D2
WE SHOULD PLAY SOME TIME
No.54650
>>54640
Ohh.. maybe you can show me how to do it?
>>54645
Maybe I'll give it a try sometime!
Rest well :)
No.54652
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>get a bloody nose in the shower
>doesn't stop
>blood everywhere
Frig off nose!!
No.54656
>>54642
IT can go u and down settie.. how old are you?
>>54645
Cya Noun <3
No.54661
>>54649
We could do that when i'm not occupied with stuff.
No.54663
I don't know where to post this, so both.
>>54637
I'm a nuclear mechanic in the navy, and I have confidential watch, like we leave out classified materials in the study areas, and we have a 24/7 watch to make sure no one without clearance has access to it.
>>54644
why would you stairs, stairs aren't even scary.
No.54802
Dammit. Can I keep a Nichijou avatar all to myself for once?