No.54651
"I am not a fucking slut, also don't listen to this Vocaroo" edition
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01cLJW5qDYR
No.54658
>>54642
IT can go u and down settie.. how old are you?
>>54645
Cya Noun <3
No.54660
>>54646
Oh have fun then!
>>54647
Good thing you're just a dirty little lolicon!
>>54650
Sure I dont mind
No.54662
I don't knw where to post this, so both.
>>54637
I'm a nuclear mechanic in the navy, and I have confidential watch, like we leave out classified materials in the study areas, and we have a 24/7 watch to make sure no one without clearance has access to it.
>>54644
why would you stairs, stairs aren't even scary.
No.54664
Woow that vocaroo
>>54660
*waits*
No.54665
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>>54658
23….
>>54651
What about Miles.
Also WHAT THE FUCK.
No.54666
>>54649
We could do that when i'm not occupied with stuff.
>>54660
I will. Its been long time since i've played it.
No.54667
>>54659
>>54664
>>54665
I am now going to drink until I forget /lewd/ even exists.
No.54668
>>54651
This is why Skandi always won "most lewd"
>>54659
Miles sent me one that's even worse~
No.54669
>>54651
>agrees with me that cuck is a shit tier fetish
>is still a cuck
Skandi please
No.54670
>>54662
I was manic, I dunno.. it was concrete floor at the bottom..
I can go psychotic.. i have to be reassessed if i need to get commited,
No.54672
>>54667
This is a good plan. I might do it as well.
>>54671
You are the sissiest.
No.54674
File: 1451512208860.jpg (301.61 KB, 1706x960, 853:480, can_junko_abandon_a_friend.jpg)
No.54675
>>54665
nah man 23 is normal to go periods of just not wanting any. Its perfectly normal. I have periods of like a few weeks without any thoughts… then other times when my sex drive is ravenous.. but I have a really high sex drive, especially when manic..
No.54676
>>54672
I can't help that your cock is beautiful and I want to worship it
No.54677
>>54668
W-why would you even mention that!!!
No.54678
>>54676
It is not. You have seen nothing. No one knows anything.
No.54679
>>54675
I feel so out of place here sometime!
Should've seen me years ago though, thirsty as fuck.
No.54681
>>54651
>>54664
Well uhh first you just get close to them and you put your bodies together and reach around to hug..I think
>>54666
Sure thing Satan
No.54682
>>54678
I'm sucking on my fingers while touching myself imagining you're stuffing my mouth with it
No.54683
File: 1451512432377.jpg (25.87 KB, 327x373, 327:373, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.46.08….jpg)
>>54677
Why wouldn't I mention it?~
>>54680
I really should, shouldn't I?
Nice trip!
No.54684
>>54682
Stop that. Have a little dignity.
No.54685
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>>54679
ITs not so much thirst, its just sometimes all you want is a cuddle not a full on session. ITs just the way it works. Theres nothing wrong with your sex drive being low, its like phases.. you could just wake up tomorrow and want it like theres no tomorrrow.. nature of the beast ..
No.54686
>>54684
your beautiful cock made me like this
No.54687
If theres an Obscure stream in Maine, is it Mainstream?
No.54688
>>54668
I always win "most lewd" because the vote is rigged!
>>54669
It is not cucking! And even if it is, master thinks it's cute to see other people use me, so if anything he's the cuck!
>>54671
Make a two inches long cut on your leg, faggot.
>>54672
Forgetting about anything lewd you've heard or seen from me would be more than enough!
>>54674
If we weren't supposed to drink too much alcohol too quickly, we wouldn't have evolved two hands!
No.54689
>>54675
>>54679
You're both weird~
>>54681
Can you show me once?
No.54690
>>54684
Subs have no dignity!
No.54691
>>54689
No I'm not! I'm p.ure! You should know my sex drive out of most people…
No.54692
>>54688
h-how deep should I cut my leg sir ?
No.54693
>>54683
b-because I'm a disgusting pervert and it's just too lewd and I'd probably cry if it got posted please dont' post it PLEASE DON'T
No.54694
>>54670
I used to walk off the edge of a platform instead of using the 4 stairs, but as I would step off the edge I would close my eyes and imagine I was stepping off the roof of a building, and I would wait for the ground to come, but the ground would always come sooner than expected, I wonder if that's how people who jump off buildings feel.
No.54695
>>54689
It will happen to you too Angel, can guarantee it..im 27 now..
No.54696
>>54686
You were already the biggest slut. This just proves it.
>>54688
I've seen none from you actually.
>>54690
Excuse me? I have great dignity and pride.
No.54697
>>54688
You sure take a lot of influence from me. I am proud of you!
No.54698
>>54697
I-I actually told him that in an email. I even said I was proud!
No.54699
>>54696
If I admit I'm a slut would you show me more if it :3
No.54700
>>54684
>dignity
>moe
>>54689
*Hugs you* There like that, easy as pie
No.54701
No.54702
File: 1451512754858.jpg (22.68 KB, 292x343, 292:343, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.30.51….jpg)
>>54690
I do!
usually
>>54693
You know I won't, but I like the way you beg~
No.54703
>>54699
You already have, you have nothing to barter.
>>54700
He can try.
No.54704
Im gonna stop bothering you guys
No.54705
>>54692
Not deep, as long as it draws blood it's fine. Just proving a point.
>>54696
Oh! Well, that's just as well!
>>54697
Thank you! I find the trick is not to care too much!
No.54706
>>54702
T-thank you.
I-I need to go do my laundry before bed. My day is almost over…
No.54707
File: 1451512864274.jpg (24.72 KB, 373x346, 373:346, ss (2015-12-17 at 06.47.01….jpg)
>>54704
If you go anywhere, I'm going to be mad!
No.54708
File: 1451512873028.jpg (25.25 KB, 487x600, 487:600, 11181829_702196073258989_7….jpg)
>>54688
Mhm exactly! And after every drink you want another one… it's a sign!!
>>54691
Pfft~ you probably fap too much to want to do lewd things with other people
>>54695
Nooo I refuse to believe!
>>54700
H-How do you make it look so easy. Are you a pro!?
No.54709
>>54703
I could touch myself on mic for you
>>54705
t-thank you I'll get my knife now
No.54710
im back everyone! how are you all doing?
i had a great time with my friends
No.54711
>>54705
I am not very observant and I avoid listening to vocaroos.
>>54709
>offering all these things without even being asked
Goodness sake.
No.54712
>>54710
Hi Mika! I'm glad you had fun
I'm relaxing after getting home. I have to leave but I'll have all night to post and be lazy when I get back. How are you?
No.54713
K guys i'm going to bed, if I don't see you tomorrow, i'll be around at some point…
>>54708
Trust me it happens to everyone…
No.54714
>>54711
I'm sorry I have no shame and am a disgusting pervert but I can't help it looking at your cock and touching myself while thinking of how it ttastes and your hot, sticky cum all over me makes me a different person !
No.54715
>>54712
doing good, thanks! ive got a couple more days to waste before my school starts up again so im going to try and make sure i waste it well
No.54716
>>54703
Nope its to late
>>54708
No im far from it!
No.54717
>>54700
Bit I want a hug too!
No.54718
>>54711
Good, good! Those are good traits if you want to survive on /lewd/ without being incorrigibly lewd yourself!
No.54719
>>54710
Hello and good, you?
>>54717
Never you baka!!
No.54720
>>54713
Short periods okay.. but weeks? Never ever!
>>54716
But you're so good at it! Make you can give me lessons?
No.54721
>>54714
Are you like this at the sight of every big dick?
>>54716
True but I respect the effort.
>>54718
I am incorruptible, not worried.
Pur.e and inno.cent forever.
No.54722
I came and it got all over my chest and some hit my face and I licked most of it up I am sorry for being so disgustingly perverted
No.54724
>>54715
I love when that happens. It feels like your free time is worth so much more, when it's limited!
No.54725
>>54708
Nuhu like I said you know what I'm like~
No.54726
>>54722
I didn't even do anything.
No.54727
>>54726
I was using my vibrator and I kept looking at it and I was touching myself for the past like 20 minutes and didn't feel like edging
No.54729
>>54724
yeah but then in the end it feels like you shouldve done more with the time you had
No.54730
>>54720
What?! I cant give hug lessons!
>>54723
No.54731
>>54728
using that and cutting my leg put me over the edge I'm sorry. I have more than 1 though I thought I told you
No.54732
im going to kill myself if nobody responds to my funny pun post
here ill link it so its easy to reply
>>54687
>>54687
>>54687
No.54733
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>>54729
We do what we can. I can worry about what I should have done all day long, because there's a lot I regret, or wish I didn't do! But it doesn't make any difference. As long as you do exactly what you want in that moment, you're not wasting time at all!
No.54734
>>54725
Now I wonder how lewd you'd be if you were with someone irl ^^
>>54730
Why not? :(
I'll pay you, okay
No.54735
>>54731
>cutting my leg
Gross, that's where socks go.
No.54736
>>54733
and right now what i want to do is
SHITPOST
No.54737
>>54735
I like cutting myself when I'm close to cumming and hitting myself don't make fun of me ?
No.54738
>>54730
You can't escape that way, or any way. I am /lewd/, silly slut.
No.54739
File: 1451514068264.jpg (26.48 KB, 371x276, 371:276, ss (2015-12-17 at 05.08.02….jpg)
>>54736
When you think about it, we're actually pretty important. I mean, what are the odds that we should even exist right now? I think that makes us very important, to the universe we live in. So whatever meaning we give to people, places, actions, etc… It's meaning that is coming from the most important things in the universe!
So, technically, when you shitpost, you're doing the most meaningful thing imaginable!
Keep it up
No.54740
>>54737
I'm disappointed in you.
No.54742
File: 1451514164713.jpg (23.97 KB, 306x338, 153:169, ss (2015-12-17 at 06.36.49….jpg)
>>54741
you're a dindu nuffin
No.54745
>>54739
i like you! you think just like me
thats an important part of my philosophy for life. if we accept that we actually exist (which is fundamentally necessary to avoid nihilistic ideas) then we realize that the idea of life is so improbable that it must have a greater meaning. i dont really believe in a god, but i know how interacting with others feels
i never really bought descartes ideas on existence, hes kind of old fashioned now. i prefer to say "i love therefore i am"
No.54746
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>>54734
Now I sounds like some slut for hire!
>>54738
Im not trying to escape! Not like you could catch me anyway!
No.54747
No.54748
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>>54745
I'm not very well educated or philosophical
Those are just my own thoughts, but I'll probably steal your saying "I love; therefore, I am"
No.54749
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>>54745
I can assure you that nihilists accept that we actually exist!
No.54750
>>54747
Yeesh. What else are you up to?
No.54751
>>54746
I thought it would be fair to give something back!
but if you want to teach me for free I'd be happy~
No.54752
why does it all have guaifensin
No.54753
>>54748
philosophy is just random thoughts anyways
being "educated" has nothing to do with it
anyone can create their own philosophies
sometimes reading what other people have said can help tho
>>54749
i guess, i think nihilistic wasnt the right word
just debating existence in general is pointless, you might as well kill yourself, and that helps no one
No.54754
>>54752
discourages abuse.
No.54755
>>54750
Playing dota now, do you want me to stream for you ?
No.54756
>>54746
You're right, I should just wait for you to come back…
No.54757
File: 1451514781192.png (210.29 KB, 797x423, 797:423, Plastic nee san _cd7afd921….png)
>>54751
Fine one lesson for free and no more lessons!
No.54758
>>54755
No thanks, Dota is for the gays.
No.54759
File: 1451515266410.jpg (18.44 KB, 191x344, 191:344, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.28.44….jpg)
GOODBYE /lewd/ !!
I'll be back in a few hours, take care you bunch of wonderful people
No.54763
I want to get wasted and play Elite Dangerous but I don't think that would work out…
I'll have to forcefeed clown some alcohol and see how he reacts to piloting his ship under the influence.
No.54765
>>54763
I think it would give the stream more spark
No.54766
>>54762
Just give me a hug so I can go to sleep already!
>>54759
Later cutie!
No.54767
>>54765
When she makes that expression I want to step on her face it's so cute.
What does that say about me? :^)
No.54769
>kyoko will never want hugs from you ;_;
No.54770
>>54767
You like stepping on cute things?
No.54771
File: 1451515680364.jpg (49.55 KB, 289x285, 289:285, ss (2015-09-22 at 07.47.56….jpg)
>>54757
Okay! When do we start?
No.54772
>>54770
The facial expressions people make when being abused is a big turn on for me. Specifically when being punched in the gut.
Also yeah, I suppose I do now that I think about it.
No.54773
23:47 - Miles: I'm not a cuck either
23:47 - Skandi: Sure you're not!
23:47 - Miles: I was just a little bit into being dommed before
23:47 - Miles: and it kind of carried over…
23:47 - Skandi: Right! It's not like you enjoyed hearing me beg Kyoko to fuck me!
23:47 - Miles: I did….
No.54774
>>54758
but I'm straight !
No.54776
>>54773
That's moecake levels of cuck.
No.54777
>>54773
Slap yourself three times. Each time you slap yourself say "I'm sorry master". Make sure it's being recorded on vocaroo. You will respond to this post with the vocaroo link.
No.54779
>>54772
I actually think that makes you cuter. Its like those Asian girls who step on small animals.
I've been told I make some p cute facescome punch my gut
No.54780
>>54775
liking penis does not make you gay, it makes you enjoy pleasant looking things
No.54781
>>54780
nha that makes u a fuckin homo lmao
No.54783
>>54778
Heyy myaka , wassu
mobile posting is a bitch
No.54787
I will never click a vocaroo link.
Or post one.
No.54788
>>54787
good choice
no one here is actually cute anyways
except mejk
No.54789
>>54787
I only listen to a few seconds
No.54790
>>54786
Shuuut up!
>>54787
You'll post one eventually.
No.54791
>>54785
I'll be back!! I'll see if there's anyway I can get a ride over today.
miss chillin with my new trip buddy too
No.54793
>>54788
tfw not cute
>>54789
That is a few seconds too many.
Far too many.
>>54790
Puh-lease. I do not even lewd.
>>54792
No.54794
where do I go after the Covetous Demon?
No.54795
>>54768
I'm going to bite that finger off, brat!
>>54769
Hug me right now! Hurry before you miss your chance.
>>54788
…I'm the sexiest.
No.54797
>>54793
if you were on steam earlier I would have called you and masturbated on mic for you
No.54798
>>54795
I cannot. Your hug belongs to another.
>>54797
j-jeez
No.54800
>>54796
Thank you, master, I'm sorry.
>>54793
You'll get corrupted! Just you wait! "As you are now, so once was I"! Memento nefarias!
No.54801
>>54790
>Can say all these lewd things but cant add me
You're so strange Skandi!!
>>54793
Even 3-5 seconds?
>>54795
No.54803
>>54800
Naw baby, it's fine.
I have an iron will.
>>54801
That's almost eight seconds too many.
No.54804
I fell asleep at my desk.
No.54806
I guess I'll have to move onto ANOTHER Nichijou avatar avatar if someone's posting Mio.
GUNDERE TIME
No.54809
>>54801
Those things aren't actually connected, B! And I like talking to you and all, it's just that I'm majorly terrible at IM.
>>54803
Sure, you have an iron will now, but soon it'll be an iron John Thomas!
No.54810
>tfw downloading a bunch of movies and videogames because I won't have any internet for a while
>>54804
I think your job is awesome. Sounds pretty tiresome to be on a 24/7 post. What did you get on your ASVAB?
No.54811
>>54798
You told me that one of us needs to be assertive !
>>54799
Not in public..
No.54812
>>54810
> won't have any internet for a while
Are the hurricanes that bad?
No.54814
>>54809
I do not get it but I disagree.
>>54811
You've being extremely submissive.
I don't know if you could be any more subby, come to think of it.
No.54816
>>54814
>I don't know if you could be any more subby, come to think of it.
Oh, Moe can always be more subby.
No.54817
>>54798
What does this even mean…
>>54801
You'd be smart to hide tomorrow.
Brats need punishing.
No.54818
>>54809
Oh ok
>>54810
Why is that?
No.54820
>>54807
it's hard to get drunk when you're asleep.
>>54810
an 86, but the nuke specific categories I scored high enough I didn't need to take the secondary test to qualify for it, I know someone that got a 96 and had to take the secondary test, so I guess I'm just really mechanically inclined.
No.54821
>>54815
Pretty good.
Did my nerdy thing and watched Star Trek Nemesis on Netflix.
And now I'm back, bby.
No.54822
>>54812
Nah, just moving beachside with my aunt so I can finally have my own room instead of sharing one with a fat ass 14 year old bedwetter.
>>54818
Got my own room!! And soon, maybe, my own apartment! If I get a good enough job.
No.54823
>>54817
Oh why is that slut?
No.54824
>>54822
You're sharing one with Miles?
No.54825
>>54816
Eventually he reaches the sub horizon, where he's fapping to a picture of someone's dick while cutting himself because some internet fag told him to.
No.54826
>>54824
I thought he was 12~?
No.54827
>>54821
Shoot me in the face.
No.54828
>>54822
At least he went from a 13 year old shit eater to a 14 year old bedwetter.
No.54829
>Watching Metalocalypse
>they're discussing how someone can blow themselves
Can people not do that?
>>54816
This seems accurate.
>>54817
I-I don't know. Ignore me.
>>54820
I don't believe it.
No.54830
>>54822
Oh thats cool, since im close I guess I will head down there and live with you then!
No.54831
>>54825
I thought the sub horizon was where you fap to own dick and invent separate sub/dom personalities in your own head.
>>54827
On it.
No.54832
>>54829
>Can people not do that?
You and your flexible privilege
No.54833
>>54824
Can't beat the kid for wetting his bed. Could with miles though. That sounds like fun!
>>54828
Kek
>>54830
If you came to live with me I would enslave you!
No.54834
>>54831
Oh, good.
I've only killed one red today
I need my fix
No.54835
>>54814
s-shut up… I am not that subby !
>>54813
NO !
No.54836
>>54833
No! I dont need a lot of room anyway!
No.54837
>>54832
Now now, I did not say I could.
It is just heavily implied.
>>54835
You are the subbiest person I have ever seen.
No.54838
>>54834
Oh, are you back to being blue?
What makes you think you can take down, huh~?
>>54835
God, get on your knees and suck me off already.
No.54839
>>54833
I don't wet the bed that often. It happens like once a month at most…
>>54822
When will you be back?
No.54840
>>54829
oh, do you have drink pixies?
they give you drinks in your sleep
No.54841
>>54838
Wondering what makes me so confident?
My halberd that's twice as tall as a grown man.
No.54842
Goodnight sluts, if you missed your chance to proclaim your love to me today, there will be time tomorrow!
>>54823
I won't be watching anime tomorrow, so you won't have to wait this time, brat.
>>54829
*hugs*
Later, slut.
No.54844
>>54841
Oh my. A big weapon doesn't make you a better man, you know.
Some might say you were overcompensating.
>>54842
See ya, slut.
No.54846
>>54842
Just have a wonderful dream..of me cucking you! Goodnight!
No.54847
File: 1451517898149.png (Spoiler Image, 244.33 KB, 618x618, 1:1, sk1426890959818.png)
>>54842
Goodnight!
>>54839
>I don't wet the bed that often. It happens like once a month at most…
kek
No.54848
>>54844
Well, they don't say much after I separate their legs from their torso.
No.54849
>>54845
I thought you finished already.
No.54851
>>54848
Please.
I bet you can barely lift it.
It's cute to see you struggle, though~
No.54852
>>54839
Not sure. Hopefully no longer than a week. Don't know how I'll cope without my Elite: Dangerous fix.
>>54836
Yes.
No.54853
>>54849
Wanting to watch you stroke that big beautiful cock of yours is different than me touching myself. Besides I am drinking tonight so my libido gets high
No.54854
>>54847
Do I need to post that photo!?
No.54856
>>54851
I can lift it over my head while someone's impaled on it.
No.54857
>>54854
Sure.
Post your dick while you're at it too.
No.54860
>>54854
No, master, I'm sorry I'm being so disobedient, I drank really quickly!
No.54861
>>54857
A-ask Skandi to post it.
No.54862
>>54856
Oh, so that's your papier mache halberd with the fake head on it?
Cool.
No.54863
>>54837
uh huh..
>>54842
Goodbye Kyoko
>>54852
If bit doesn't want to be enslaved i'll just take his place.
No.54864
>>54863
Mean goodbed kyoko
No.54865
>>54861
Nah, I'm telling you to post it.
No.54867
>>54842
I am not a slut.
>>54853
Oh hey, me too.
>>54855
Want to borrow mine?
>>54863
Mmm.
No.54868
>>54852
I'm moving in damn it!! Just have good internet
No.54869
>>54867
We should be lewd together later once my dick is ready
No.54870
>>54866
I see your halberd and raise you one that's actually interesting.
http://baldursgate.wikia.com/wiki/Dragon's_Breath_%28weapon%29
>>54869
> not always being ready
Fucking lame.
No.54872
>>54870
I am not lewd very often just when I am I am very public about it
>>54871
I'm not hearing a no ~
No.54874
>>54872
very public my ass! post dick
No.54875
>>54872
Shame.
I measure all my sluts by Moe standards.
Looks like I'll have to find a new standard marker.
I truly expected better.
No.54876
>>54873
Let me tell you how bad I want to taste that adorable cock of yours on mic while I listen to you moan and cum
No.54877
>>54865
Skandi is the only one who has the photos. Ask him!
No.54878
>>54867
no, I like to taste my booze, especially the expensive stuff.
No.54879
>>54877
You're the one with the dick and the camera.
That's why I'm talking to you!
No.54880
>>54879
I can't get hard properly. Here, have Skandi's dick instead. It's my property after all.
No.54881
>>54880
Hmmph. You should give me more to make up for this. Do you think one dick pic from someone else in your collection is enough to satisfy me?
No.54884
>>54880
WHAT THE FUCK, MASTER
No.54885
>>54880
Miles: http://8ch.net/lewd/res/54651.html#54880
Miles: ~
Skandi: I-IIIDIOT
Miles: Getting so hard by having such a picture posted~
Skandi: I didn't get hard, I just came and I've got the libido of a turtle!
Skandi: Idiot!
Skandi: Idiot!
No.54886
>>54882
I'm not hearing a no
No.54887
>>54884
I do like your master. He's so pliable.
No.54889
>>54885
>I've got the libido of a turtle!
No.54890
>>54888
And you have a big cock that makes my mouth water just looking at and makes me hard thinking of how badly I want to suck every last drop of cum out from it
No.54891
>>54889
Yeah, he gets hard once every 10 years.
No.54892
>>54880
disgusting and hairy~ nice
No.54894
>>54893
Miles has probably only got that one pic to boot.
No.54895
kinda thinking about posting a dick pic just so moe sluts over me too.
No.54896
>>54890
d-don't tell people that..!
No.54897
>>54895
Moe sluts over everyone with or without dick pics, though.
No.54898
>>54894
I have another! I had some more but I lost them…
No.54899
>>54896
You know it's true ~
a-am I allowed to go to the other room for a bit or do you want me here to keep salivating over that delicious cock of yours ?
No.54900
>>54889
Well, I do! I fap like twice a week, normally! Shut up!
No.54901
>>54898
> losing dick pics
Have you no shame?
Give me the other pic, then.
Get on with it.
No.54903
>>54897
but it seems more fun with a reference.
No.54906
>>54903
You'd think so.
>>54904
True, you're not slutting over my dick properly.
You should do your job properly.
No.54907
>>54901
Here, have a pic of his. He deserves having it posted.
No.54908
>>54901
Skandi has been naughty tonight but he's being a good boy now, so I won't do that. Maybe some other time!
By the way you are G A Y~~
No.54909
>>54907
Oh, I already had that one.
Got any more?
No.54910
>>54907
huh, I thought he was bigger than me
>>54906
I don't want your dick ! only frenchie and canadanon !
No.54912
>>54907
>>54911
This is to much!!!!
No.54913
>>54899
No one knows it's true, shush.
You may.
No.54914
how can you call yourselves sissies when you wont even shave… come on
No.54915
>>54908
Yawn. Boring.
I suppose you could give me someone else's dick from your collection, then.
Don't even pretend that you don't have other cocks saved.
Just the way you like it, huh~?
>>54910
Sure, and anyone else new who wanders by.
>>54911
Keep it going.
No.54916
>>54902
I am, but it's normally in private.
>>54906
I do think so.
No.54917
>>54911
I made sure to post the best picture I've got! You posted a terrible one of me!
No.54918
>>54791
am i ur new trip buddy?
No.54919
>>54913
I just want to suck on your cute balls while rubbing that massive cock on my face and feeling it throb and twitch while I stroke and tease it
I'll be back soon
No.54920
>>54917
You'd better show him up, huh?
No.54921
>>54914
>not shaving
Disgusting.
>>54919
Sheesh.
No.54922
>>54916
Hmm sure, Moe says the same thing
No.54923
MILES SKANDI WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKK
No.54924
>>54915
Fuck, he posted a terrible pic. Have a better one, to offset the bad impression, and that's it for tonight. He'll be punished severely.
No.54927
I wonder if 15 pills is enough to trip
No.54928
>>54921
Don't act like you don't enjoy it
No.54930
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No.54931
>>54924
Oh look it's a penis.
No.54934
>>54930
Angel, close your eyes! It's too lewd for you!
No.54936
>>54930
>Acting so lewd
You wanted to see mine!
No.54937
>>54924
Make sure you do punish him properly.
If you don't, I'll have to take over and do it for you.
And punish you for forcing me to take the extra effort into account while I'm at it.
No.54938
>>54928
I will do precisely that.
No.54939
>>54922
well, for me it's true, only recently have I become more bold.
No.54940
>>54938
Just admit you want it ! You even told me how much you being a top for someone turns you on
No.54941
>>54930
Enjoying the spectacle?
It's rude to stare, you know.
No.54942
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>>54934
Too late..
>>54936
Y-Yes
No.54944
>>54940
I did no such thing. I am sure of this.
No.54945
>>54931
>you saw it
This entire night is falling apart. I shouldn't lewd while drunk.
No.54947
>>54941
I can't help but look..!
No.54948
>>54945
Oh, but you should.
Let your inner slut out some more.
No.54949
Drunk lewding is objectively the best kind.
No.54950
>>54947
Geez. You probably want mine now too, huh?
No.54951
>>54949
Lewd with me mister cute cock
No.54952
>>54951
I do not have a cute cock!
Shush.
No.54953
>>54937
This is proper punishment.
SERIOUSLY, PEOPLE: DO NOT CLICK THIS IMAGE UNLESS YOU'RE PREPARED FOR SERIOUS DEGENERACY
No.54954
>>54945
But drunk, dickposting skandi is best skandi.
>>54942
You've caught the lewd disease now, baby.
No.54955
>>54950
Whoa! you can read my thoughts?!
No.54956
>>54952
I'm honestly intimidated buy such a big thing but oh my gosh I'd do my best to fit every inch in my mouth
No.54958
>>54953
Ahahhaha that smiley face gets me every time.
No.54959
>>54953
My God. You were all serious about the diaper thing?
Cool. You've dropped lower than my furfag status.
>>54955
I'm good like that, bby.
These sluts don't deserve to see it, though. Maybe I'll send it to you elsewhere.
No.54960
>>54956
Pipe down, the whole thread doesn't need to know.
No.54962
its one thing to pretend to be cute while actually being ugly and hairy, but actually posting pictures of yourself? please
No.54963
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No.54964
>>54933
It'll be light but yeah that should do it
No.54965
>>54960
I'm sorry I'm such a slut for your cock
No.54966
>>54943
it's true, the only person I try to lewd in public is tokai because tokai is just too cute.
No.54967
>>54954
Well, I've only got one dick and that's been posted, so I'm fairly safe from now on.
>>54959
What do you mean "you"! I'm not into that stuff, he is!
No.54968
>>54962
Only people that are actually ugly wouldnt post themself.
No.54969
>>54967
And you don't discourage him either, do you?
No.54970
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>>54954
Aaah help me!
>>54959
I-If you would
No.54971
>>54965
You should be.
>>54968
This is true. For example, I would never post myself.
No.54972
>>54968
then what the fuck is this?
No.54973
>>54967
>Well, I've only got one dick and that's been posted, so I'm fairly safe from now on.
I should tell him to post your butt for good measure.
No.54975
>>54969
It's just that it's such an easy thing to tease him about, because it's undeniably pathetic!
>>54973
He doesn't actually have butt pics, I think!
No.54976
>>54970
Oh, Angel~
If I show you now, you'll be marking off the days on your calendar until you can see it in person.
No.54977
>Homu will never notice you
No.54978
>>54970
Geeze Angel, didn't realize how much of a cocklusting slut you are. For shame!
No.54981
>>54975
Be more inventive, Skandi!
And take/give me a buttpic to keep
>>54978
Yeah, it's pretty damn cute.
No.54983
>>54980
I wonder if Futa has those pics, he'd probably like them.
Do you have any more?
No.54984
>>54982
I want you to rape me with that massive cock of yours and make me your bitch ok ?!
No.54985
>>54984
I'm too submissive, sorry.
No.54986
Did miles leave the thread out of shame or is he fapping to everyone making fun of his "penis".
No.54988
>>54986
Probably the latter. I'll ask him.
No.54989
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>>54976
I-I'm not that big of a perv >//<
>>54978
You have wrong idea.. I can explain!!
No.54990
>>54981
But I'm nothing like a dom! I've gotta take the easy way out!
Absolutely not, I'm not that drunk.
>>54986
The latter. He's hitting himself now, because he's fucking annoying sometimes.
No.54992
>>54991
Ehm.. I got a fever! That's why my cheeks are red
No.54993
>>54989
Shhhh, it's okay. I really don't mind you wanting it that much.
>>54990
Sigh. I suppose I could help you find something equally bad to tease him about.
Keep drinking, cutie. I want those pics by the end of the night.
No.54996
>>54992
Soon you'll be begging for it.
The lewd disease will corrupt anyone! There is no cure so I think you should just give in.
NEW THRAED
>>54994
>>54994
>>54994
>>54994
>>54994
>>54994
>>54994
>>54994
>>54994
>>54994
>>54994
>>54994
>>54994
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>>54994
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No.54998
>>54966
Yup yup I believe you
No.56583