No.54995
First for Noun, best boy.
No.54999
Let's dom some more sluts.
No.55000
Firsting your own thread is cheating, silly.
No.55002
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>>54993
You're making me look like a slut ;~;
>>54996
Just because I'm interested in something doesen't mean I want it!
No.55003
>>54997
Shut up wee wee head.
>>55000
Senti!! How are you today?!
No.55004
>>55002
I can spoiler the really slutty stuff if you want?
No.55005
>>54999
>no one is domming me right now
Your system doesn't work.
No.55006
>>55003
Come on, just the tip.
No.55007
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>>55004
Just give it to me already!
No.55008
>>55005
I don't even know who you are.
If you're the one posting Mio, then I'll be mad at you instead of domming you~
No.55009
>>55003
Sick as fuck but happy to be relaxing for the evening, yourself?
No.55010
>>55005
Ask moe.
>>55006
I am not interested, little guy.
No.55011
I want to dom, but I'm ill practiced so I don't want to do it in public.
No.55013
>>55010
>moe
>domming anything
HA.
No.55014
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No.55015
>>55007
How much do you want me to put you out of misery, hmm? Will you give me something so I can get a nice pic of the thing you want?
>>55012
Ooooooh.
No domming for you.
No.55016
>>55010
Call me when you are, cutie-pie.
No.55017
>>54993
It's fine, I've got plenty to tease him about, really, but the bedwetting is the easiest to do publicly.
You've got high hopes! I'm not posting butt!
No.55018
>>55011
Become my prodigy.
>>55009
I hope you feel better. I'm doing good! Waiting for you to come back online so we can operate in Insurgency. Listening to music atm.
>>55013
Imagine how degrading it would be to get dommed by a sissy like him.
No.55019
What paraphrase of the bible do we read together today? My fellow p u r e nuns.
No.55020
>>55015
Good thing I was kidding.
H-hah.
>>55018
Impossibly.
No.55021
>>55017
I'll have to learn his other weaknesses.
[spoiler]You say that now~
Besides, what's wrong with your ass that you wouldn't want to give it to me, hmmmm?[/spoiler]
No.55022
>>55015
S-Something like what?
No.55023
>>55018
I used to be good at lewding, but it was private stuff, then I joined the navy and didn't really have time to lewd, and I became a complete and utter sub, and I'm tired of subbing.
No.55025
>>55021
Spoilers are hard.
>>55022
You've seen a taster. Want more?
No.55026
>>55019
Leviticus 18:22
"'Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable.
No.55028
>>55023
>the navy turned you into a sub
Why am I not surprised.
No.55029
>>55026
its ok if they are pretending to be a woman
No.55030
>>55018
I'm going to be watching stuff with my brother for awhile tonight but I might play some insurgency later
No.55031
>>55024
Why that one?
>>55026
Based
>>55027
Hey!
No.55032
Someone give me a list of good movies to watch while I have no internet for a while.
Hard mode: I've seen over 3k movies.
No.55033
Someone play CS deathmatch with me!
No.55034
>>55033
I'm almost exactly drunk enough to.
No.55035
>>55021
You should've asked like fifteen minutes earlier, now I've spent what little dominance there is in me and wouldn't even dream of disobeying him.
There's nothing particularly wrong with it, I'm just nothing like the cuteboi aesthetic. I'm all broad shoulders and neatly trimmed beard.
No.55036
>>55031
Because you're a disgusting degenerate who is going to hell for dressing in girls clothes and taking dick in your faggot ass, it's too late to repent.
No.55037
>>55028
shit, that makes sense, like woh, never really thought about it.
No.55038
>>55031
I hope you're alright.
No.55039
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>>55031
God literally mostly encourages cuckholding! It's cool.
No.55040
>>55034
Then keep drinking
No.55041
>>55035
Aww bless. I still have my dominance left intact, at least.
From what I've seen of you, you're cute. I have no reason to believe that your butt isn't.
No.55042
Anyone that isn't being lewd right now?
No.55044
>>55042
I think I'm coming off of my dom high.
No.55045
>>55042
Me. Wanna play CS:GO with me and bit?
No.55046
>>55042
me
i already fapped
No.55047
>>55042
Me, oddly enough. 'sup.
No.55050
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No.55051
>>55041
Yes, because you're growing exponentially lewder every time I talk to you.
Give it up, mate! You've got two freebies from me today, that's more than enough!
No.55052
>>55036
Ive never done any of those things tho
>>55038
w-what
>>55039
Isnt it because the husband is dead? It isn't cucking if that is so
>>55042
Me, ff14 is to fun.
No.55053
File: 1451522530838.jpg (219.74 KB, 800x1122, 400:561, 045b875492d36b1feb110a8030….jpg)
>>55052
It is. He's cucking his brother's ghost.
You also learn that God is friggen hardcore! Don't disobey God!
No.55054
>>55051
Am I fitting in well now~?
I suppose it's a good start!
No.55055
>>55054
I've got some other place where you'd fit in well~
In other words, yes, I think so!
No.55058
>>55056
PS. I'm not a slut.
No.55059
>>55058
I never implied you were.
Not seriously, anyway
You're a good guy.
No.55060
I finally got another Red bastard.
Oh god, that's like therapy.
No.55061
>>55053
You can't cuck a ghost idiot.
And god doesn't exist *tips*
>>55057
I wouldn't go that far, its entertaining, but have lots of flaws.
No.55062
>>55058
I'm gonna get youuuuu
No.55063
>>55057
It's not a game it's an MMO.
No.55064
Should I play FF14 when I finally decided to install my graphics card?
No.55068
>>55062
TONGUE.
>>55061
Like?
>>55063
Shush
>>55064
Depends, do you want to play dressup
No.55069
>>55059
Oh well, thanks, but I kinda am a little slutty. Possibly a good guy, but also a slut.
>>55062
Get in line, S! Behind Kyoko but before Dots!
No.55071
>>55069
Ahhh, I'll call you a slut when I get pics specifically taken for me~
No.55073
>>55069
>behind Kyoko
I don't wait in line behind my bitches
No.55076
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god damnit I want cuddles.
No.55079
>>55071
That'll be months from now, if at all! I like you, but you hardly have that je ne sais quoi that makes me want to submit to people.
>>55073
Oh, right! Hm. You'll be behind Noun, then, I guess. Unless you want to be behind Kyoko so you can fuck him while you're waiting.
No.55080
>>55079
Between Noun and Kyoko isn't a bad place to be tbh
No.55081
>>55077
oh, you so snuggly, thanks.
>>55078
I don't remember who you are and my steam isn't working at all right now, so I can't even scroll through names to jug my memoirs.
No.55082
>>55079
You say that now, but if my lewdness is growing exponentially….
No.55084
>tfw absolutely shit ping
Hope this doesn't affect my Elite Dangerous session.
>>55080
No.55086
>>55083
that's what I thought, but I'm never sure of myself, so I just kinda talk until something jugs my memory or I just say IDK, I'm sorry, plus I'm really drunk and I don't trust my own thoughts.
No.55088
>>55080
>tfw you'll never have a threesome with Noun and Kyoko while Miles watches 'cause he's a cuck.
>>55082
Yes, then you'll eventually reach the lewd singularity, and not even light will escape from your hole!
No.55090
>>55086
It's cool man.
Just relax.
No.55092
>>55088
Yes, and then you will all be mine! BWAHAHAHAHA
No.55093
>>55088
I'll let it go this time.
No.55095
>>55092
>imblying
>>55093
Th-thanks, master, my face still kinda hurts.
No.55098
>>55089
There's a reason I used this as the group picture.
>>55088
That sure would be something.
>>55094
No.55100
>>55097
How about we do nothing and just call you a whore instead.
No.55101
>>55098
Cucking is literally the worst damn thing.
No.55102
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>>55090
I am relaxed, I think, I just can't trust my drunk brain, it does mean things so I try to ignore it, and by ignoring that part I spout truth all over the place, it's bad, but it feels good to be drunk.
>>55094
I like you, you post cute gun girls, I like cute gun girls, they're kinda my fetish a bit.
>>55097
can I cuddle you and call you my friend?
No.55103
>>55101
I learned many people here have it! Hide yo dicks!
No.55104
>>55101
Yeah it's an absolute shit-tier fetish. Anybody who is turned on by NTR or being cucked should be neutered.
No.55105
>>55101
But your cock is the most amazing thing <3
>>55102
If you'd like !
No.55106
>>55096
No one's gonna be yours! You'll end up submitting to someone, at best!
>>55098
It would be "something" like Hiroshima was "something"!
No.55107
>>55104
Why neuter a cuck?
No.55108
>>55103
Have a cuck fetish? Excuse me?
>>55102
Thanks friend. I like you too.
Wish I had more cute girls with guns.
>>55105
You've never seen it, shush.
No.55109
>>55102
same here
vidya relaxes me
you should play more often
No.55110
>>55107
So they can't cum when their lover is being fucked.
No.55112
>>55106
PFFFFFFFF.
Hardly.
I see all these sluts here in need of a proper master.
No.55113
>>55108
Yes I guarantee someone here has it
No.55115
>>55111
>>55113
Oh, at least one person, sure.
>>55114
Objectively.
No.55116
>tfw dropped the cheese dip everywhere
No.55117
>>55113
I get off on cucking frenchie
>>55115
Mister cute cock <3
No.55119
>>55115
Is it secretly you?!
>>55116
Dont waste it lick everything clean!
>>55117
Degenerate
No.55120
>>55119
Don't make me sick.
No.55121
>>55115
the. worst.
>>55116
lick it up
No.55122
>>55119
I am for the most part exclusive for him except for skandi and canadanon but he tells me he likes seeing me be lewd in public so I stopped private lewding and only do it in public so he can see it later
>>55118
No.55125
>>55112
Most people here who need a master have already got one, you know.
No.55127
>>55120
Hehe
>>55122
>except
Stop right there scum!
No.55129
>>55105
yay, and maybe we can do more later, cuddling is how relationships should progress, sex too soon leads to accusations of rape.
>>55108
I search google for them and there are a lot of high def backgrounds that I've saved, and sometimes I do searches on images I really like and I find all sorts of cool stuff.
>>55109
woh, really, do you threaten to beat people up for talking shit too, that was my issue last time I got really wasted.
No.55130
>>55127
He tells me to lewd people when he isn't here !
>>55125
Like who ?
No.55132
>>55126
Fine, I suppose you can. Just make sure to lick up every last drop.
No.55133
>>55125
I've been looking for less fickle pets elsewhere, anyway. I still like you guys, though.
No.55134
>>55130
What does that change?
No.55135
>>55133
Check late night /v/ when the steam friend thread pops up. Avoid /r9k/ for pets. You should be good.
No.55136
>>55129
I thought I had more but all I have is shygal evidently.
No.55138
>>55132
I'd lick it clean. Then I'd lick Noun Couldn't miss that chance.
No.55139
>>55130
You've got about 18 masters on a good day, you hardly count.
>>55133
>fickle
Hey! I've been master's pet since April!
No.55141
>>55135
Nah, I've actually already picked up one elsewhere. I guess I shouldn't be so greedy.
>>55139
Yeah, I meant Dunsel
No.55142
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>>55139
I don't have any masters !
No.55143
>>55133
You disappointing me, I thought you meant pets as in cats or dogs.
Not the lewd kind.
No.55144
No.55146
>>55141
Oh. Right. Sorry, I'm drunk, I should've remembered.
>>55142
Su~re you don't!
No.55147
>>55143
I'd like an actual pet too, but I'm away from home too much to properly look after one, I feel.
No.55148
>>55144
s-shut up mister big cock
>>55146
>>55145
I don't ! It's just me and frenchie taking turns on being each others master !
No.55149
>>55146
No worries. It was a learning experience for me!
No.55150
>>55148
I do not have a big cock. Shut your whore mouth.
No.55151
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>>55136
oh, it's cool, you posted cute stuff and reminded me of stuff I used to have and now need to find again.
No.55153
Miles and I are going to bed now. Good night, /lewd/.
No.55154
>>55152
cheese dip is srs biz
No.55156
>>55150
I could go on for hours about how much I love your beautiful cock again
No.55157
>>55153
Goodbed you too
>>55154
Think he choked?
No.55158
>>55153
Nooo stay with me foreverrrrr!!!
No.55159
>>55151
Now I want to reinstall Battlefield 2132
No.55160
Tak propuse to me >///<
in ff14
No.55162
>>55160
Will you marry me?
No homo.
No.55163
>>55160
>Propuse
Also you can't EB until you're level 50 and completed the main story.
So get fucked nerd.
No.55169
>Tfw playing this game for 850 minutes today without any breaks
No.55170
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>55164
Sum Cowboy Bebop ost
No.55171
>>55166
You're alive!
barely swallowed all that cheese
>>55164
>>55167
MGMT and hot sugar. 10/10
No.55172
>>55162
Do I get to be the husband?
>>55163
Lmao, that'll be in a few days anyway, ezpz.
No.55174
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No.55175
No.55176
>>55172
>Ezpz
1-50 takes pretty fucking long considering there's no main story quests between 47-50
No.55178
>>55159
oh, I have more of them, never played battlefield of anykind myself, more of a medal of honor guy myself.
No.55180
>>55178
I don't think I've ever played MoH
No.55181
>>55180
I played the first one, from then I was a fan boy, it even out ranks COD in my book, I got in the beta of that one when they brought back moh and I was in heaven.
No.55182
DXM takes about an hour to kick in for me is that normal?
No.55183
><insert poster's name here> was trying to better himself
>Enrolling into a master degree into the science
>Not on my watch
>Educate him of his transgressions
>Lock him in a cupboard full of gloryholes
>You'll never leave /lewd/, you'll never be clean
>He a good boi now.
No.55184
>>55182
yeah
usually 25 minutes or above
No.55185
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>>55181
I've never liked CoD that much. The only MOH I can't think of is whichever recent one came out that was modernized.
No.55186
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>>55176
Lmao, I already made it that far.
>>55179
You do realize as the wife, youll have to do all the cleaning right?
No.55187
Boredom strikes again! :v(
No.55188
>>55186
as long as I get to clean you, too.
No.55189
>>55187
>he got the whole internert infront of him
>gets bored
>>55188
How would you clean me..?
No.55192
>>55189
Oh please name some things I can do pervert?
No.55195
>>55193
Welp all those were shit, nice job. Im better off fapping
No.55196
>>55194
Im not that dirty… I wash myself everyday… If anything, you licking me will make me dirty!
>>55195
Okay, go do that then, enjoy.
No.55197
>>55196
That's what I was going for.
No.55198
>>55197
But Tak, isn't everyone here already dirty?
No.55199
File: 1451527612640.png (482.4 KB, 1199x673, 1199:673, Shinovi Versus Screenshot ….png)
I burnt my popcorn.
Goddammit.
Fuck.
No.55200
If anyone wants to play some CS deathmatch with me & Clown just tell me real quick
No.55202
I'm too shy to approach clown anymore, nothx
No.55203
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>>55202
I'll approach him on your behalf!
Maybe even going so far as putting you in embarrasing situations~
No.55205
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No.55206
can someone explain to me why you would take a disassociative drug?
i have a dissasociative disorder
why would someone want to be in a state of being like that
please advice
No.55207
>>55206
Not everyone is the same as you.
No.55208
>>55206
It's like lsd for faggots who cant find a dealer and its like 5 bucks for the bottle
No.55211
No.55213
>>55209
n-not for long i hope???
No.55214
No.55216
>>55209
take the trannies with you
No.55217
No.55218
>>55207
im not a fucking dumbass i understand that, im merely asking what the appeal of that is
No.55219
>>55218
Cause I'd rather be nothing than something sometimes. Matt really has a problem with that
No.55220
>>55219
i want to escape this depersonalised hell
No.55221
>>55185
I played the original, moh, and it was the best, the beginnings of the modern fps. you can't beat that, thanks based bill gates.
No.55222
No.55224
an FPS in which you can only use muzzle loader weapons
No.55225
I just want to cuddle, and everyone kepps ignoring me, or dropping our conversations.
No.55226
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No.55227
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>>55222
life is kinda like perpetually unreal feeling, i never really have a sense of grounding
i have no strong emotions or opinions my entire personality feels like its completey coated in a giant sense of irony and i dont feel in control of it
its impossible for me to take 99% of things seriously, and if i actually do take them seriously i never speak about them or only talk about them in closed spaces or just keep it in
i never feel like i actually feel any serious sort of emotion unless its an extreme reaction to an extreme event
even breakups will take months to emotionally affect me sometimes, my first bf broke up with me and i just laughed at him and 4 months later had a complete mental breakdown and was unable to function properly for a few days
life feels like im watching a movie a movie of someone elses life, and i feel like i have absolute control over everything. my emotions, my decisions, but at the same time i feel completely out of control, like i am incapable of doing anything
its a complete splitting of the brain that is hard to describe but if you've ever done a psychedelic you probably understand this experience
wiki explains better
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depersonalization_disorder
No.55228
>>55220
Don't worry we will, we'll escape till we're hugging in some alley when we're really trip trip trippin balls
No.55229
>>55226
you're cool tak, I could never be mad at you.
No.55230
Seems about right
>>55202
Why are people too shy to approach me, I'm pretty normal….right?
No.55231
>>55228
im going to completely fry my brain on MDMA lmfao
No.55232
>>55227
that sounds horrible
i cant imagine how that must feel as someone whose never experienced anything like it
No.55233
>>55231
We've got an old saying out bush.
Sometimes life gets you down. All you can do is put on a brave smile and take a fuckload of MDMA
then you're walking distance from the beach
doesn't matter where you live
if you've got enough MDMA, you're walking distance from a beach
No.55234
>>55227
Don't stress over it too much
>>55231
I can't wait, heard music is amazing on it
>>55233
That's my favorite body ever. If I could be her I would
No.55236
>>55232
having almost no ego is an awful feeling
i know what it feels to not be like this too, which is the worst part.
its been non-stop since i turned around 16-17
ive actually gotten much more emotionally stable in the past year… ive really come to find myself i think but its still nothing close to pre-16
im 100% certain something REALLY bad happened when i was like 16 because EVERYTHING started then
not sure wtf happened
No.55240
>>55238
where the fuck is ui?
No.55241
>>55236
seems to be a common theme of things happening around that age
thats when life started for me
No.55242
File: 1451529941700.png (13.47 KB, 120x113, 120:113, 1a408c0b31a16c89568603fe56….png)
>>55240
coming over to my place
No.55244
>>55242
>not getting me first
You fucking niggers
No.55246
>>55244
it was an emergency
mb we can get you too
No.55247
yeah we can get you too chijo
i guess our party starts tonight
lol w/e
No.55248
>>55246
I know it's an emergency! If you could you'd really make my night. It's a nice drive up here, gets you outta the house. and you'll get a hug from Chijo.
>>55247
Oh yay!!!!! I need something to do with Noun gone anywho.
No.55249
>>55247
what kind of party
No.55250
>>55236
I can almost confirm 100% that it will be better when you get older. I don't want to sound old but at that age your personality is still developing.
No.55251
>>55249
NYE
do you want to come?
you'll have to sleep on the floor
No.55252
Oh snap I forgot to say I had a work talk today!
I might work in france in future. Everything will be paid, trip, rent.
No.55253
>>55251
id like to come and sure dont mind sleeping on floors
i just dunno if i can
No.55254
>>55252
Oh right, they are called interviews. I forgot.
No.55255
fuck, I just wanna cuddle, and everyone is either ignoring me or talking to a non existant ui.
I'm greedy I want cuddles, give me cuddles.
No.55259
>>55258
What's happenin Dunsel
No.55260
>>55256
A webm so nice I watched it twice. reminds me of that guy with gary the goat.
>>55257
oh, thank you, I just wanna snuggle, bury my head in your chin and stuff, and wrap my legs around your legs.
>>55258
did you ever leave? I didn't notice, hi!!
No.55261
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No.55262
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>>55259
Just getting back home
How are you?
>>55260
>did you ever leave? I didn't notice
story of my life tbh
How are you grids?
No.55263
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>>55261
What does this image convey?
Hello toodles
No.55265
>>55262
Pretty good. Miss Noun but i'm going to be leaving in a little bit so I'll have something else to focus on at least.
No.55266
>>55263
Hello maybe I guess?
No.55268
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>>55262
drunk and want cuddles, I'm sorry, I really didn't notice you disappeared I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, I have a life sometimes too.
No.55269
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>>55264
Thanks Bit! You're the best
>>55265
Things will get better, I promise
>>55266
Must be one of your local customs, I've never seen anyone greet me like that before in America
No.55270
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>>55268
Grids we can cuddle together, what state you at babe, lets meet up.
No.55271
>>55270
I'm in virginia, the hampton roads area.
No.55273
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>>55267
Hello Mika! I hope your night is going well
>>55268
I was being silly, you didn't hurt my feelings
How are you, hopefully drunk and happy?
No.55274
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>>55271
Damn you too far for me consider I'm in so cal so literally the other side of the country. Even when I visit kentucky in the summer you will still be pretty far.
Move somewhere closer
No.55275
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No.55276
>>55274
well, maybe when my ship moves ports to sandiago in about a year and a half.
No.55277
>>55269
Yeah I hope he'll love me one day. But he'll back back in a few days, moving into to his aunt's. I'm going to be hanging out with mayaka
No.55278
>>55269
I appreciate that!
No.55279
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>>55276
In a year in a half I'll have moved, probably back to kentucky, but maybe somewhere else. I never know
Maybe I'll be forcing bit to take care of me by then, if I'm somehow magically still here then I will go give you head pets
No.55280
>>55275
I am high off my ass and in a call with maya and toodles lmao
No.55281
>>55279
oh, I'll find someone, to cuddle.
No.55282
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>>55278
I appreciate YOU
>>55280
420 blaze it!
Himouto's shouldn't do drugs! Be safe
No.55283
>>55281
Yeah but that person will be shit compared to me, you deserve top tier cuddles
No.55284
>>55279
Fly me to Kentucky and I shall!
>>55282
and I appreciate YOU too
No.55286
>>55283
you're so nice, I always give top tier cuddles, and it's nice that you understand how deserving I am.
No.55287
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>>55284
Kentucky, naw I'll fly you to california. What state you live in hun you never told me.
>>55285
I miss school I'd get lots of hugs and shit then from bitches thinking I was adorable. I still can at cons since I'm still a million times more attractive than most those fat fuckers that go, but I don't go to enough cons a year.
Oh I should tell you guys story time about the con I went to this year.
>>55286
Of course I'd say about 20% of the people here are deserving of my top tier cuddles the other 80% are not though.
No.55289
>ex cuts dudes cables
>you can just solder them back
>people are actually mad because of this even tho its the simplest fix
>>55287
Please do.
No.55290
>>55287
well, now I really want to cuddle you, we should totally meet up, no matter where we both are, we gotta work something out.
No.55291
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>>55289
>not realizing it's most likely the emotion behind the action that is causing distress, not the action itself
People shouldn't mess with things that don't belong to them, because things cost money and have to be replaced
What is "respect" or "trust" ??
No.55292
>>55289
I would kill over this.
No.55293
>>55291
Thing is these particular things don't need to be replaces, you don't even have to solder them together.
Respect and trust is gone hence "ex".
No.55294
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>>55289
None of those would be easy to solder together expect the power cords.
No.55295
>>55293
I would choke ex to death with what's left of cords, then disappear to some place no one will ever find me.
No.55296
>>55289
you cant just solder usb cords
No.55297
That's malicious mischief and you can report the crime and force them to pay for the damages.
No.55298
>>55297
A wild Senti appears!
No.55299
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>>55293
If I took your clothes and cut them up, and told you "Why are you mad, you can easily fix them"
Wouldn't you be mad?
I'm not even trying to argue if i'm right or you're right, I'm just trying to show why someone would be mad
No.55300
I would love to cuddle a senti, because senti makes me smile and if I'm smileing otheres are definitally smillaing.
No.55301
>>55297
this was meant for >>55289
>>55298
Senti uses Strangle!!
>>55300
Can't cuddle what you can't catch!!
No.55303
>>55296
If you connect right cables I don't see why not??
Maybe not the whatever DVI cable it is.
>>55297
It can be charged up to a felony.
>>55295
What if she cut those cords too???
>>55299
Oh I mean I would be mad, and so is that guy probably, but people that comment on it want blood.
Id be mad, then happy cause its just cable, take pics of cables, tell the cops and then post it on internet for upboats.
No.55304
>>55303
well you could do it it would just be hard and youd have to know what youre doing
you couldnt just slap them together and call it a day
No.55305
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>>55289
So this year at con I did the usual flew out to kentucky in june/july whenever the fuck and hung out with my friends.
So the 2 nights of note while I was there for 2 weeks were one. A night we went to the strip club, a stripper saw me and a friend arguing about who drank me and challenged us to a drinking constest. I won every single time but on the other side of things I got so drunk I tried to get in bed with him/rather his gf but only cause I was use to it since I slept with her for like 1 to 2 years straight when we were roommates.
The other night of note is the fun one.
I was with my friend and me with my ego/confidence that I have challenged him to see who could have sex with a girl first. I finally found a qt who had all the correct signs of being easy. Has issues, sad but tries to be happy, the normal things you can spot in someone.
So I start hanging out with her throught the day, and the rave starts that night. So the rave shows up and these random normies show up like hey we heard a rave was happening here, you know anyone we can buy drugs from. Obviously I did since I know fucking everyone who goes to the con as one of the semi-staff members. So the girl I was hitting on end sup meeting those people and they hit it off as well, they invite her over / me over to their house for drugs. We end up smoking way too much, one of the guys actually did heroine, and that was the time I had a foursome. We nearly crashed so many times with how stoned they were, it was fucking crazy since I went with complete random strangers to their house which was like 30 mins away from the con
Good times always talk to strangers and go on random adventures.
No.55307
>>55301
Bit uses dick slap!
No.55308
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>>55307
Bit you can be my anna any day~
No.55309
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>>55301
I would never force a cuddle, cuddles are for happy, and if they are forced the happy won't work, I'm a nice cuddler, not a forced insertion person.
>>55303
it would all work out, if not a non working pc makes a good bludgeoning devise.
No.55310
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>>55306
How are you? I'm glad to have you around
No.55311
I like looking at maya :)
No.55313
>>55307
It was not very effective…
>>55309
Forced cuddles turn into tickle fights which turn into wrestling which turn into fun!!!
>>55310
I'm pretty tired of being sick and I just want to bitch about being sick I hate being sick I'm never sick fuck being sick how are you?
No.55314
If someone went for my monitors id nail them to the wall.
http://i.imgur.com/oqelxkj.jpg
>>55304
Oh yes absolutely, but uh, all wires have different coating anyways.
>>55305
Thats sounds, like a crazy ass time. But very fun!
>>55311
I like it more.
No.55315
>>55305
>I will never be able to do this
No.55316
>>55313
But I can see my imprint right there on your cheek
No.55317
>>55314
Who would do such a thing
No.55318
>>55314
doubt it. I'm high. I like EVERYTHING better
No.55319
>>55313
oh man, I never thought about that, so forced cuddles are okay, I think I might be going to bed soon, I may be really drunk, do you want wrestling fun between us?
I'm such a bitch I can't not ask permission.
No.55320
>>55318
Well, being high does amplify all emotions.
>>55317
Women?
No.55322
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>>55313
Take a fever reducer to get more comfortable! And make sure you're drinking plenty of fluids! And whatever you do DON'T INFECT ME
I'm fine, relaxing before bed, had a long day today. Started work and it kicked my butt for the last 2 days but after today, I think I have a handle on it
No.55323
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>>55315
Good you aren't allowed to have sex with anyone else anyways. I'll teach you to have my sort of confidence and fearlessness.
>>55314
I have lots of silly stories I just do things no thinking allowed. If you ever thinking something is a bad idea still do it if it seems like fun, as long as no one gets hurt that is
No.55324
>>55316
A wild Senti escaped!!
>>55319
Go to bed. If you hear something that sounds like duct tape being pulled off a roll when you're snoozing ignore it you're dreaming.
>>55322
yeah I'm drinking water but I hate medicines so I'm just toughing it out while being a bitch about it.
Work sucked today, pretending I'm not sick, but I have tomorrow off. What is your work anyway?
No.55325
>>55324
Masochist… You should swallow your pride and suck down a bottle of Nyquil or something
At least you get a break! I'm glad you'll have time to rest. I got a job doing some liftan and pullan and runnan, light manual labor. We grind up bales of hay and fill netting to make what are called "wattles"
It's dusty and tiring but overall, satisfying. I like working, no matter the job
No.55326
>>55323
Well hurry up and do it!
>>55324
The wild sick Senti trips and falls!
No.55327
>>55325
You live in the rural great basin don't you?
I'm too poor to take days off right now.
No.55328
>tfw time isn't linear
PANIC
No.55329
>>55326
A wild Senti used Teleport!!
No.55330
I bed now.
>>55324
oh, I may smile when I hear that sound, don't be too surprised by it.
No.55331
>>55328
Why haven't you said this yet that one time?
>>55330
nini fuzzball
No.55332
>>55329
The wild Senti fails to teleport since he is sick and is now powerless!
No.55333
No.55334
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>>55327
I don't know what that is, but I know that feel
I'm disappointed I won't work tomorrow or Friday, since I need the money
No.55336
>>55332
p-please don't do anything mean with me…bitto-senpai…
>>55334
great basin is that big four-digit-mile farm between the parts of the country that matter.
yeah, I work the morning after new years so no partying for me.
>>55335
remember when we are doing this before?
No.55338
>>55336
I..will just poke you
No.55339
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It is a silly cat, but I have no quarrel with it.
No.55340
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>>55338
I will poke you with my dick
>>55326
Naw you perfect how you are, I don't want anyone else going after you
No.55341
>>55338
Poke doesn't effect wild Senti…
No.55343
>>55339
what does it mean?
No.55344
>>55340
I will slap it & oh ok
>>55341
but you already gave up, everything will effect you now! Now accept these pokes or I will force you to take medicine!
No.55345
>>55344
Finfeifefine fine fine I am poked I don't want any medicine!
No.55346
>>55345
Yay victory is mine!
No.55347
No.55349
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>feel warm and sickly
Senti why did you do this, I said not to!
No.55351
>>55349
We can be sick buddies now!!!!
No.55353
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>>55350
I'm so sorry Bit, find shelter and ride out this plague
I'll turn soon, and I don't want to hurt you… You know what you have to do
>>55351
Yeah let's cough and sneeze and blow our noses together until we're exhausted and fatigued
No.55355
>>55352
I cant let you make everyone sick, im gonna have to force you to take some medicine
>>55353
Stay strong!
No.55356
>>55353
I'll tickle you until you can't breathe and you pass out and die
>>55355
You can't use potions on a wild pokemon!!
No.55357
>>55355
That made me nauseous to watch
No.55358
>>55355
I'm gonna die soon, after senti tickles me
>>55356
If you do that, I'll… I'll… give you cookies and milk while we watch anime
No.55359
>>55356
Ok then I shall catch you!
>>55357
Then dont watch this one
>>55358
Its ok I shall give you a proper funeral
No.55360
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i was banned from 4chan
in the fucking new year
hi
No.55361
>>55358
I'm gonna lie down and watch some keion now
>>55359
Hope you have a master ball I'm pretty high leveled but I apparently don't have a recovery move
No.55362
>>55360
Hello!
>>55361
If you let me catch you I can make you feel better
No.55363
i hate this frustrating lethargic boredom
No.55365
>>55359
pic related, it's what happens when someone tries to capture me
No.55366
>>55365
So who is the trainer?
No.55367
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No.55368
>>55367
>I plead the fifth
No no that doesn't work here!
No.55370
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>>55369
Haunter when we getting married hun? Or you gonna add me on steam?
No.55371
>>55369
Im good how about yourself?
>>55370
Are you a polygamist you baka?!
No.55372
It is a silly cat, but I have no quarrel with it.
No.55373
>>55372
I only fuck virgins
otw yet fagit
No.55374
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>>55370
what?
>>55371
i am good too
No.55375
>>55373
i think ui died man…
No.55376
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>>55371
No you my one and only babe I just like to tease other people.
>>55374
You know exactly what