/lewd/ - Circlejerk + Lewd + Sissy Humiliation

>>55707

Oh, and I haven't posted or even really looked at r9k in years.

I've seen cebruz here and on animus lately, but not talked to him yet either.

noooo diggity

>>55716

Hot diggity!

>>55718

no diggity

>>55720

But whyyyyyyy

>>55715

Oh my, thank you!

>>55722

Anytime, babe.

nuu diggity

>>55725

i simply cannot

>>55726

Why are you so meannnnn?

>>55726

>>55728

Please contain your orgasms.

>>55726

I could explain.. quite easily :3

no diggity

>>55729

Sorry, I'm calm.

>>55732

Good boy.

No-one likes a badly behaved pet.

>>55731

enjoy erin <3

>>55733

>not into brats

You're going to have a bad time…

I finally woke up

>>55735

Who said getting the brats to behave wasn't part of the fun, hmm?

>>55736

Hey Angel. Did you have a good sleep?

>>55738

Mhm but I slept waay too long

>>55736

Any plans for today?

>>55737

Not when it's impossible to tame me.

>>55739

Did you have any lewd dreams about me?

>>55740

I always did like a challenge.

I'm sorry for being a bad person that sucks at reading people's moods but humans are too complicated for me.

>>55740

Go to some house party later tonight but nothing else, and what about you?

>>55741

I never remember my dreams for some reason ;~;

>>55742

I still love you despite you being clinically retarded

>>55736

Opposite day again!

I woke up and got up at 11 today

>>55745

Omg maybe our sleep schedules are connected!?

>>55743

Neither do I. It'd be nice to remember them some of the time.

>>55746

Either that or too much time on here lol

>>55746

I hate waking up early because now I'm tired

>>55741

>>55743

I actually gotta go right now, time to have the best night of the year.

Byeeeee

>>55747

I heard writing them down right after you wake up helps remembering them but I'm usually too sleepy to do that..

>>55748

Are you calling me a lazybutt?!

>>55749

Why don't you stay in bed until you fall asleep again?

>>55750

Okay, have a good time!

>>55751

It's rare that I remember them even immediately after I wake up, unless my sleep got interrupted, I suppose.

>>55751

No I wouldn't say that to you, what I meant was that spending too much time on here might mess with sleeping patterns

>>55753

I blame Australians playing vidya with me for messing up my sleep patterns.

>>55754

That would do it too.. :)

Can anyone here read Katakana?

>>55752

I only seem to remember the bad ones but maybe that's just because they give the strongest feelings..

>>55753

I knoww, I was just being silly :p

>>55757

There you're not allowed to complain baka

>>55758

Sounds like my pattern, yeah.

Damn dreams.

Oh, to remember some nice ones from time to time~

Morning everyone I'm not gonna be an idiot anymore I promise

>>55761

Good morning!

I'm off out, so talk to ya later.

>>55761

steam

>>55759

What did you dream about? :o

>>55761

You shouldn't make promises you can't keep!

>>55765

Aw okay, glad you had a nice dream though

>>55764

Tfw I had a dream where I was stuck in WW2 with my cat and a dirty Polack stabbed me a billion times in my neck and made a huge cut in my arm.

At least I had a qt girl to patch me up though.

>>55767

Maybe you and your cat were actually comrad soldiers in your previous life

>>55769

You're leaving something out. It wasn't a regular cat was it…

>just above freezing and windy as heck

>gonna be drinking outside in a suit for hours

>have to choose between wearing a coat over it and look like a pillock or freezing to death

>>55773

Think of me when it gets too cold and you'll warm up~

>>55774

Yes, you really get my blood boiling.

>>55775

I can even get it to rush to places, like your face~

>>55777

Is there any way I'll ever be able to recover from all that?

>>55776

Great if you can pull it off/10.

>>55776

Get it.

And that underwear too

>>55778

Just accept it, it's not ending anytime soon.

You ever run into someone so fucking fat you don't know their gender?

<<< thats what im weaing when Im going out tonight

>>55781

Move to Canada and save yourself.

>>55782

Take some pictures for /lewd/.

>>55780

I'll pretend it never happened. Denial always works.

>>55783

[spoier]I m not wearing it acctualy because im a boi[/spoiler]

>>55785

>>55785

>you

>a boy

>>55785

You'd look cute in it, anyway~

>>55788

t-thanks ^~^

>>55787

for you Im still daddy.

>my dance movies tonight

>>55784

Not on me you brat!

>>55785

You're not a boy.

>>55790

> tfw no Akari here to dance with

>Texted girl I used to be with that I'm trans when I was high

>she texted back asking why I told her

ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck

>>55791

huh what i don't know what you're talking about

>>55794

You'll remember once you drink a little. Too bad you won't be here to act upon it~

>>55795

Well, at least I've got something new to tease Miles about, since he's such a cuck.

>>55796

I had texted literally everyone on my contacts pretty much the same thing but we don't really get along any more so

>>55773

>>just above freezing

Next time it'll be like that here is spring.

>>55797

Seeing you get bulled isn't cuck.

>>55800

What's it called if we bully you?

>>55800

Listening him beg to be fucked by someone else while cumming to him is though

>>55799

That's what you get for living inland! A more stable, but colder, weather!

>>55800

Of course it isn't, master, I'm sorry, it's not like you're turned on by the thought of someone else fucking me or anything.

>>55802

>>55803

You can't do this to me while I'm at work!!

>>55801

Bullying!

>>55805

I'm sure it hardly counts when you enjoy it.

You slut.

>tfw you forget how much of an ugly motherfucker Gropy is

>he sends a snapchat

Sure Gropy isn't cutesy cute but he's pretty good looking.

>>55802

I think I might add frenchie today.

>>55804

You could just order me to stop, but you won't. Cuck.

>>55808

He has a nice body but his face is pretty meh

>>55804

Pathetic little cuck

>>55809

I can just tell him to not add you, he doesn't add anyone without asking me first anyway

Morning you sluts

>>55813

Mornin'. Are you drunk yet?

>>55812

A sissy cuck like you would enjoy having frenchie taken away infront of you. It's not like you deserve to keep anything anyways.

>>55815

Why do you try so hard with me

>>55814

I just woke up, I have to wait till CoCo is ready to drink.

>>55815

>>55817

Let me know when you guys start and I'll probably join.

>>55818

Me too, but I've got some things to take care of first.

>>55816

I don't care about you. I'd honestly feel disgusted if I ever did anything lewd with you. I just want to use and toss frenchie, who already said he wants to eat my cum.

>>55820

Alrighty then

>>55818

Well the date was planned for about 9 hrs from now since its night time for us in america. You will probably be asleep though

>>55822

Eh. That'll be an hour or two before I go, yeah.

>alot of loud boooms outside

>some are close, some are far far away with a lightning and some are VERY close

>tfw inherited flashbacks from my grandfather

>>55824

nazi

>>55823

RIP I'll be thing of you dott, thats what counts right?

>>55826

I'll start on my drinks now, bcus fuck it.

>>55827

What you drinking?

>>55825

a-am I a cute nazi? >.<

>>55828

I've got Kraken, Jagermeister and Zubrowka here + mixer.

I've also got a small bottle of cider and beer.

Should be sorted for a while.

>>55829

Let's see you in your Nazi uniform, then we can decide.

>>55831

>>55829

Post pics like Dot said

>>55830

>>55830

Oh you should be for quite a bit.

Whats zubrowka never heard of it

>>55833

n-no

>>55832

Don't cry!

>>55833

Zubrowka is Polish bison grass vodka, flavoured stuff. It's pretty good.

>>55834

How can we tell if you're a cute Nazi otherwise, though?

>>55834

Is okay you can send it to me in private you can trust me hun.

>>55835

Sounds interesting enough. Not sure I'd personally like it but never know till you try it

>>55836

>>55837

I showed some people a normal pic of me.

>>55837

Yeah, I recommend you try some if you can get hold of it. I have no idea whether you could get it in the US or not, though.

>>55838

I haven't even seen a normal pic of you, though.

>>55838

That's fine show me a pic, I actually meant to ask the other day because you are german. A normal pic is fine as well

>>55839

Probably not, I can get it imported though

>>55839

>>55840

s-sorry, I dont feel like sharing pictures at the moment

>>55840

If you're a fan of vodka and it's not too expensive, go for it.

I'd also suggest some of the flavoured Eristoff vodkas. I just haven't seen them sold around here in forever…I used to love a caramel one they did and a wild berries one.

Strip poker when

Posting is being annoying againnnn.

>>55841

I'll just have to make do with Akari bra, I guesssss.

I like the way you work it

>>55846

You always do.

>>55847

I came hunting for lewdies

but so far I only found cuties

>>55848

good luck finding one

>>55848

C-can I be your cutie tonight?

>>55843

Strip uno, is really where its at though.

>>55842

I don't think I'd enjoy the caramel one since I naturally don't like caramel

I'm normally a fan of whiskey/rum. Just dark liquors but vodka is pretty good.

>>55841

Alright you can give them to me tomorrow don't worry

>>55851

Hmmm. I started out on vodka and I've slowly been moving more into liquors/rum etc.

>>55849

Thanks! Might have to set some traps

>>55850

That would be great but sadly your night time is only my mid afternoon. I-I'm afraid it just wasn't meant to be

>>55853

This afternoon instead of tonight, then!

>>55854

Gonna grab some Afternoon Delight

I want to fuck a cute nazi boy.

>>55851

How does that work?

>>55855

Yeaaaaaaaaah

>>55856

>being picky

>not fucking any cute boy

>>55856

>>55860

I want to fuck you

>>55857

Well why don't you play with me and find out.

>>55860

>tfw you and CoCo will never spitroast canada anon

Feelsbadman

ohayou gozaimaaaasu…

>>55866

Th-that's lewd!

>>55864

Mornyan, did you just woke up?

>>55867

It's only a kiss!

>>55864

Morning!

>>55866

Cuute!

>>55868

> tfw Angel didn't kiss me

>>55869

I want to smooch someone now

>>55870

I haven't kissen anyone here!

>>55868

yeah I was in bed for 10-11 hours feeling a little better now, how's up?

>>55869

boof a nickel, Hailey!

>>55870

>>55868

>tfw you will never be able to kiss angel

>>55871

Just wait till I come to the netherlands!

I'll show you even more than just kissing, fu fu fu

>>55871

W-wouldn't it be better if you did kiss me, though?

>>55874

I want to go to the Netherlands and prove you wrong!

>>55871

I'm right here!

>>55873

I'm pretty sure I didn't even post when I was high last night! I do remember you bullying me tho ;_;

>>55872

Wow so long.. you must have been really tired!

I don't feel like partying tonight so I'm just relaxing~

>>55874

Uwah I wonder what you're going to show me :o

>>55875

What makes you think that?

>>55876

*smooches* Hey Imoutoto

Be back later, shower.

>>55863

I don't know, that sounds lewd.

I've decided to practice inno-cence around you.

>>55862

You want to /get/ fucked by me.

>>55878

I just think it'd be nice, that's all!

>>55860

you deleted me from steam

>>55863

The plan is to spitroast you tonight. Don't get confused.

>>55864

wake up, we have work to do before the world ends

>>55878

Just imouto tbhfam, And I'm always up for kissing my big sis!

>>55879

Why practice innocence? You already shown me everything of your super cute body, it's too late to go back now. You should write happy birthday on your body and send it to me

>>55878

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kl4hJ4j48s

>>55881

I'm not a subbie bottom unlike you CoCo. Plus Canada anon is too cute to not be fucked.

>>55883

It's never too late, I've already decided.

I will change my ways and repent.

>>55880

How would you know? We've never done it before!

>>55882

Is there a difference? Imoutoto sounds kinda cute *big hug*

>>55883

Oh nice, it's way too long since I've seen Alladin :3

>>55886

Which is why I want to do it!

>>55885

It'd be such a waste for someone as cute as you to not show your body though, how else am I suppose to cum to you again?

Unless you were saving yourself till I show up to Canada

>>55886

Then we can hold hands and ride a magic carpet into the sunset

>>55886

Imoutoto would imply being boy and girl and I have deluded myself into thinking I am a girl so ree and die cis scum and all that

>>55872

Robots are incapable of romantic feelings

>>55878

Yeah I got invited to a party but I feel like I'd be happier binging anime or something silly like that. Hanging out with muh internet friends. They're cooler than the weirdos I know irl. Gezelligheid kent geen tijd!!

>>55877

Boof it

>>55881

ends? what are you talking about? It's just about to begin.

>>55890

boofing

The act of inserting drugs into the anus for a longer trip. Most often occurs at Disco Biscuits shows by spun-out kids on ketamine.

that doesn't sound safe…

>>55888

It's a good thing I'm not cute, and besides, you likely saved those pictures..!

>>55891

i-i was assuming you lost interest or something

>>55893

I didn't actually I wish I did though, you should resend them and new ones so I can add it to my fap folder of cuties.

>>55887

You should come over soon then if you want to try

>>55888

That sounds so romantical! Let's spend one thousand and one nights together~

>>55889

Aw I see, sorry :( you'll always be my cute sis

Do you have skype btw?

>>55890

Normally I like going out with friends but I'm a bit tired and I have to do some stuffs tomorrow so I don't want to be hungover and all that x.x

>>55890

You can't just steal my lines like that…

When the world ends, kyokoanon@yahoo.com, or my gmail which you have. It could be tonight or tomorrow

>>55883

Hah, we'll see you silly slut. I think you know how to have fun.

>>55893

Don't assume things, especially not with me.

>>55895

I will if Futa's fine with it.

>>55894

I cannot. I'm p.u.r.e.

>>55896

I'm the worst at assuming things. I can't stop.

>>55898

Add me back already! I want to delete that post…

>>55896

You're making it sound like something is going to happen!!

>>55895

No problem!

yup skype is pkmntrainerfaggot

>>55898

Alright I'll stop by your house later, you still at your parents or you back home, so I know which way to go. You better have the lube ready

>>55896

I always know how to have fun, especially around you, cause you are a silly slut as well.

probably gonna nap, wake up, and then start drinking

>>55897

Was it nice talking with him earlier~?

>>55901

I meant to ask for your steam.. but I added you on skype too

>>55903

He's still on. His mum's gone out for New Years and given him a bottle of vodka.

> tfw you have a mum who will give you vodka but will confiscate the buttplugs and collar your bf sent you for Christmas

kek

>>55900

Imagine the possibilites, anything could happen and you'd be unprepared for each outcome!

>>55902

Sleep well, I didn't expect it this early but I'll be ready.

>>55902

Don't worry about it ♥

>>55905

It probably won't be that early I still aim for the same time. I take really long naps

>>55907

Oh so you are okay without lube? Thats fine too~

>>55906

Seduce CoCo, bout it. But I've already done that, he just doesn't know it

>>55908

We don't need to lube to cuddle!

>>55909

Well the cuddling doesn't come till after I cum.

>>55910

b-but

no homo

I wonder what the delivery guy thought when I opened the door in my PJ pants on new year's eve.

>>55906

I'm gonna binge the rest of Non Non Biyori

>>55905

Do not be silly, I am a warrior and I am prepared to die!

>>55911

No there will be lots of homo, but its fine. But like someone once told me, its not gay if they are cute. So in that regard there won't be any homo. It's fine you can just watch me then if you want, though I bet you won't be able to resist

>>55914

I told myself I wouldn't be lewd around you!

>>55912

I'm still deciding whether I get pizza or not.

I'll probably have to collect it if I want it in any kind of reasonable amount of time.

>>55915

Why specifically me hun, is there something wrong? You can tell clown, just hop on my lap

>>55917

b-because, reasons

>>55918

I stopped drinking recently because it's expensive and unhealthy. Gonna keep it social now, just like weed.

>>55919

You can say it, there is no reason to be shy. I can help you lots if you just tell me the issue

>>55913

The goal is not to die, you mock warrior! 100 pushups recorded on vocaroo.

When the end comes, we're getting over that horizon, even if I have to drag you by your leg.

>>55908

Go to bed already you slut. Can't have you passing out before things even start.

>>55918

She's a good girl.

tfw no senti sex tapes

>>55923

Dat feel

RIP

>>55922

Fuck you both literally and figuratively I do what I want.

I'm laying in bed anyways so its all good, lots of times I feel tired I just lay in bed and I'll magically recover

>>55923

I'll record some for you soon don't worry

>>55925

Hmmm there is always exceptions to the rule. if they are cute and not annoying about it then its fine. Which you are both of those, you that 10/10 would lewd again material.

>>55926

>you're not annoying

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

>>55927

There I sent an invite to you on steam so we can be friends again. Which you will accept no question about it.

>>55929

>>55926

This just got better than I could ever imagine

>>55926

Teeth, Clowny, teeth. I know you're hungry but it's not like that yet. You still need to earn it, silly~

>>55922

I can only do like 7-8 pushups so I can't do it ^-^

>>55923

That'd be impossible to create, for the cameraman would be too lustful of my perfect body and would lay down the tools of his trade in favor of stepping into the fray

>>55928

weed is a healthier thing to rely on than booze for depression! it's a bit more expensive though, and I guess illegal in bongland. What game?

I was once queen of a jungle, but then a king arrived and now I am helpless around him. I only wish he keeps letting me scout prey for him up from my branch, so I can relax comfortably in his kingdom. I am a good girl, yet incredibly silly at times. At least the king takes care of me~

>>55933

>>55932

The teeth will be deep into you as I ram my cock into your ass.

I blame bit for not being here to manage me and censor me, its all his fault

>>55933

>>55931

I can hold a camera in one hand and the other on your thigh don't worry hun.

It might not look great but it will be a sex tape of you none the less

>>55930

What part of canada do you live in hun?

>People play $15 a month to sit here on New Year's Eve

>>55933

Do 5. I won't make you vocaroo them, but you need to sweat that flu out.

>>55935

You've gone rabid, you slut. Bit will be there tonight, won't he?

>>55937

I'm not a slut at all in comparison to you.

I have no idea, he is really nervous/shy about his voice for some reason. We can try to convince him though.

>>55936

You are one of those people

Aw im all chuffed one of my avas made a banner :3

>>55939

Can I join skype ?

sorry no moe..

>>55942

>>55943

Ok, okay

>>55941

It won't be untill 9pm your time, but sure I don't really care. It's if CoCo cares

>>55935

The SD cards in your camera would get fried by my corona of slutty unfiltered excellence.

>>55937

I just did one mental push up for you does that work? I imagined myself doing a push up. It was sortof taxing I guess.

>>55938

Get an NES emulator and a Nobunaga's Ambition II rom and conquer 8-bit japan through new years!!

>>55946

Who even is coco ?

>>55947

I literally do not own that picture and I hate bakamonogatari

>>55949

Cucked again !

>>55948

Kyoko is CoCo silly

>>55947

Wwe will have to test this in person. I might be going up to portland oregon to meet up with a friend, you should come see me.

No its not any of the shitters from /lewd/

>>55947

>that wordfilter

>>55950

I'll fite u

>>55951

When you go you should step into the /lewd/ crazyhouse they have going on there and let me know how it is!

>>55952

0 chance of me ever doing that, I'd stab most of them

Alright I go up to washington and hit that ass, you better get some cute thigh highs and panties for me.

>>55947

Don't hurt yourself…

Also, when are you going to start streaming anime again? It was /lewd/'s main event every night.

>>55953

Thirsty thirsty~

hi

>>55956

>>55956

Hello friend

>>55956

>>55953

>implying it wouldn't be you bringing lingerie for yourself to wear

You're confused about how the food chain works, sweet cheeks.

>>55954

I like management simulators and old KOEI games are definitely that. I feel like NAII is the best one they made for the NES, the best series in general really. It merged with Pokemon, if people even remember that. "Pokemon Conquest" was an NA+Poke merge. Fucking hilarious. Just like Lego Star Wars and Anno doing Godzilla.

>>55955

When I finish my book and unblock everyone on steam. Anime streams are part of the time sink problem I was having T-T I'm expecting I'll be finished within January. Definitely, really.

>>55956

Sakurako best girl

>>55960

Yeah the food chain has me on top of you

>>55960

You really think you got it in you to wait that long before letting me play with you again? Those doujins can only go so far compared to the new things I was teaching you everyday. Then again, you always were resilient and willing to be punished. At least you have the food chain in mind, kitten.

>>55961

Kitty hungry?

>>55963

brb…

I think i've came at just the right time..

>>55965

Kitty purring already. helpless from my slightest touch. make sure to drink it all for master

>>55966

You promised me the day before, slut! …And they won't be the last~

>>55964

Who is that and why am I saving their butt right now?

>>55968

There was no way I wasn't under the influence heavily cause I actually don't remember saying that at all.

Either way it might be the last for you, you don't know.

>>55970

It is not me and kyoko is a liar

I replied to it you silly billy

Wait thats clown 5? How much of a slut are you kyoko

>>55973

Kyoko?

A liar?

Why does he do this to my fragile psyche?

>>55973

Well it made its way into my real pics/clips folder… anyhow

>>55974

>>55975

Both of you are degenerates and so is anyone else who looks at it.

even though he asked if he could upload and I said yes

>>55976

I must say, I love being a degenerate.

>>55977

Why is that, CoCo won't get anymore most likely. Not that it matters cause I'm safe and sound thousands of miles away from any of you degenerates

>>55978

Its a small world clowny I wouldn't get too comfortable

>>55978

If I'm not getting anymore then how come you set nothing to win if I lose tonight? You don't normally like going around proving you can drink more than others, do you?

>>55956

Hey Hun

>>55983

Bard <3

>>55980

>>55979

I think I will be relatively fine, I highly doubt any of the people I need to be afraid of would actually travel to where I'm at.

>>55982

I 100% plan to win, and my winning conditions have already been set.

You are to write I am clown's play thing with on your self then cum on your stomach and take a picture of it

>>55985

Well you know I wouldn't do you no harm..

>>55984

Hiya there happy New Years eve!

Why does shaving have to be such a pain.

Well in actuality I could or would if it was a personal request of course…

>>55986

Says the man who wants to lick the blood off my dick

>>55989

You would what?

hello

>>55968

Fffff I was just, doing a chore or something.

>>55969

Oh, I've never played the anno games

I'm talking about Hideaki Anno, the director.

>>55988

Use an epilator and change your life!!!

>>55988

Have you tried burning the hair off?

>>55992

A what?

>>55993

Yes!

>>55993

Sounds like a good way to get some free first degree burns.

>>55960

>>55957

>>55958

>>55959

>>55960

>>55983

hi

today me and akarin did lewd things ><

>>55987

Hiya Bard, same to you though I'm not feeling it :3

>>55988

What are you shaving? What kind of blade?

Why not use nair or wax?

These questions and more while I take a few more sleepers :P

>>55990

Well you know what some of my fetishes are like.. I would do a lot more.. if it was under your request..

>>55993

I like you

>>55996

OTP am i right?

>>55999

Thank I appreciate it !

>>56000

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

>>56002

>>56002

>>56003

Now now.. play nice or I'll bring out my fucking broom..

Hello /lewd/, tonight is a good excuse to get drunk

>>56003

and now i know how to commit sudoku

>>56001

Hey there sweet thing, Happy New Years Eve

>>55998

Too poor to buy one.

>>55999

Everything, regular 5 blade razor.

Nair damages my skin and wax had terrible results.

>>56006

Hi dunsel!

>>56006

I'm going to get fucking BAKED

>>56007

Hey man

you too

>>56005

qt as fuck

>>56006

You'd have gotten drunk anyway silly

I'm gonna practice some insurgency

>>55994

I regret to say this…. But it would appear you did use enough flame. Have you tried encompassing your entire body with oil and then lighting a match? I hear the Buddhist do it, and they're all bald!

>>55995

That's a bonus.

>>56006

oneechan~ whats up?

yo

>>56009

Any fun plans? I've got a date with a couple Liters of Pink Wine and a vape ahaha

>>56013

One True Pairing!

>>55992

Don't call such a privilige a chore, kitten. When you're done with your book, I'm going to have so much more to show you.

>>55985

Not sure you could make me cum tonight.

>>56015

gonna get high as fuck

play dark souls

cry myself to sleep

>>56008

Hello lewd canadian

I use a single blade razor which works pretty well on my legs

>>56010

Maybe I would have!

How comparable is Insurgency's grafix to CSGO?

>>56012

Hello himouto. I just woke up. How are you today?

>tfw work finally calmed down

Hello /lewd/.

>>56018

No need for tears friend

It;'s a brand new year

>>56021

Hey Cutie happy New Years to ya

>>56019

I tried with that but I wasn't brave enough to go against the grain.

Additionally, I am not a lewd Canadian.