No.56415
"Coachi wears Chucks!!" edition
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No.56422
whatever for this call sucks
No.56423
>>56422
It's because I am not in it
No.56424
>>56420
>>56419
I was going to punish you, but you were a good boy, so I'm not going to anymore.
No.56426
No.56427
Senti it's 5 am, please tongue.
No.56428
>>56421
You couldn't even beat Skandi for me? v.v
>>56427
it's 8pm you dip
No.56429
>>56424
Th-thank you, master. The post I replied to was just an accidental repeat of
>>56404
No.56431
Clown just lost a drinking contest to mel
No.56432
>>56428
What! Nobody is beating Skandi! Skandi is a good boy who doesn't fight people!
>>56431
This is the third time you've posted this fact! Congrats, again!
No.56434
>>56429
Very good boy~
I want you to suck me like a straw until my balls are dry~
No.56437
>>56435
I don't add people on Steam! Just saying!
No.56439
>>56437
It was to replace email so feel free to decline
>>56438
you know what
No.56440
>>56439
I've done so already. Sorry.
No.56441
>>56439
I don't know anything. I am a bastion of inno.cence.
No.56442
done~
im done for tonight, but if anyone else wants something drawn, ill do it if i feel like it, and i might actually put effort into it
No.56443
>>56442
Why would you draw this inaccurate abomination of a falsehood?!??!?!?!!
No.56444
>>56443
i do what i am told
No.56445
>clown posted his personell id
Im coming fucker
No.56446
>>56444
Send me half a million dollars and all the diamonds.
No.56447
>>56446
too bad, i dont have it
No.56449
>>56447
You're supposed to do what you're told!
No.56450
>>56449
im an artist, not a wizard
No.56451
>>56450
I can have you sued for false advertising. I know my rights.
No.56452
>>56451
no you cant, europoor
i know MY rights
No.56454
No.56455
>>56452
Oh right, I'm Norwegian, we've got a monarchy, I haven't got any rights.
No.56458
>>56453
I'm completely straight. I just go to bed at the same time as my master and we sometimes kiss our pillows at exactly the same time to feel close to each other.
No.56459
>>56458
>calling someone your master
No.56460
>>56459
He is my master, and I love him. You can't bully me about it 'cause I'm completely comfortable with it.
No.56461
it seems everyone has passed out already
rest in peace
No.56462
>>56457
I'm not gay though.
No.56464
Noun tells me to wish you all a happy new year!
No.56467
Happy new years /lewd/
I'm early but phone sucks and I'm leaving WiFi. Have a goodnight
No.56468
No.56469
>>56463
You're just jealous you haven't got a master.
No.56470
>>56468
Oh no, thats not how we roll here.
Either you give a good reason or
else your statement is of no value.
No.56472
>>56463
>posting komi-chan
no.
No.56473
>>56453
me and akarin are 100% straight
No.56475
>>56464
Tell Noun a nobody like myself wishes him a happy new year!
Happy new year to you too ofc.
>>56467
New year was a few hours ago for me, but I'm a loser and I stay awake all night, so here I am…
Happy new year!
No.56476
No.56477
>>56464
Tell him I said happy new year
>>56467
Happy new year
No.56478
>>56469
Hah.
>>56470
Hey, shut up.
No.56479
>>56478
Suuuper jelly!
>>56475
Thanks! I'm just talking to him on tumblr, though, even a "nobody" (I'm not sure that's a nice thing to call anyone, even yourself) can talk to him there!
No.56480
Still down for CS deathmatch, bout to hit level 3!
No.56481
Happy New Year, East Cost.
No.56482
>>56479
I wouldn't call anyone a nobody apart from myself, but I'm new so no one will know me, so I guess it kinda works, right?
Also just finished cleaning up some broken glass…
Such a nice way to start the new year!
No.56484
>>56483
Go to Hell, dickbait.
No.56485
>>56484
WEST COAST BEST COAR
FIIIIIGHT MEEEEEEEEEEE
No.56486
>>56482
It doesn't really work, 'cause /lewd/ sometimes has surprisingly nice people in it, and those would get annoyed at people calling themselves nobodies. Personally, though, I'm far too drunk for that kind of thing.
There's obviously a story behind that broken glass! Come on!
No.56487
>>56480
Guess that is a no!
No.56488
>>56486
Sorry!
Hopefully I'll get a break, since I'm the new guy! (I'm also kinda drunk myself…)
As for the broken glass…w-well…
I noticed all the glass bottles were piling up on my desk, and I remembered a scene from the movie, "the warriors".
This is the scene, in case you haven't seen it… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwwY9y6O3hw
Unfortunately, the bottles were fresh and they were still wet, so they slid off my fingers and one of them smashed…
Starting off the new year with broken glass, autism, and a spooked doggo!
No.56489
No.56490
>>56478
No i won't. Now tell me the real reason why you are saying that i'm gay.
No.56491
>>56488
It's not a thing to apologize for either, really.
O-oh. Uh. Well, I was kinda expecting something more dramatic, but I guess it's a good thing it was something completely harmless!
No.56492
>new year
>no alcohol or internet
Someone neck me.
No.56493
>>56491
I can be a social autist and overthink things a lot…
I'm pretty boring in general, but the night is still young! - o-oh, it's 05:30… well… bad/dramatic things might still happen!
No.56494
>>56488
The warriors is my second favorite movie of all time. Based.
No.56495
>>56492
Let's neck behind the shed, Nounykins.
>>56493
I know exactly how that feels! You should see me when I'm not drunk. A tightly wound ball of nerves.
Man, it's an hour later than that here! I'm just waiting until my master's new year, so I can wish him a happy new year and stuff, but it's gotten to the point where I've gotten a hangover while still awake.
No.56496
Clown died. Confirmed on nouns stream, info directly from cps mom.
Post yfw when clown died
No.56497
>>56496
Great, now I have no space smuggler buddy. Which one of you killed him!?!?
No.56499
>>56494
It's sooo good, definitely one of my favorites.
The atmosphere really makes the movie for me.
It has a feel I haven't seen in a movie since, but I haven't been watching as much movies lately.
>>56495
I guess I'm still too nervous, I've not been drinking enough… more alcohol!
That's pretty sweet of you to wait for him, how long do you have left to wait?
No.56501
>>56497
Kyoko. Confirmed here >>56431
Drinking contest meaning a stabbing one. Its all internet code speak.
No.56502
>>56499
It's getting kinda late for more alcohol, though! You sure that's a good idea?
Just twenty minutes more, it's fine! I'll wake up at about 4 pm tomorrow, but it's not like I've got any plans.
No.56503
>>56499
Watch Apocalypse Now. Seen it 24 times.
>>56500
>>56501
God damn it kyoko. Now I'm gonna have to use that slut as my wingman.
No.56505
>>56503
Have you watched Beyond the Black Rainbow yet?
No.56506
>>56504
What're you trying to say, cuck?
No.56508
>>56492
I'd make it special
No.56509
>>56502
What's the worst that can happen, right?
Unless I think of another movie scene involving glass bottles I should be fine!
I'll probably be awake until 10am or something since I slept most of the day, unless I pass out.
Gonna save my whiskey though, so I don't think I will pass out tonight.
I'm sure he is glad you are staying up for him, it's really sweet of you!
Tell him I said happy new year!
>>56503
I'll be sure to watch it, I'm assuming it's your favorite?
Do you recommend it being viewed drunk or sober?
I might need to wait until tomorrow.
No.56510
>>56505
Not yet. When I was away I've been doing nothing but playing shadow of the colossus and rewatching the x-files. Now I have no Internet…
>>56508
Would u neck me
No.56511
>>56507
If you won't even carve an S into your leg, no way.
No.56513
I'm gonna go, my aunts are drunk again . peace /lewd/ and happy new year!
No.56514
>>56509
Well, there's that scene in… Blood Sports? Maybe? Where a guy breaks glass and then glues it on his hands to punch a guy! Don't do that!
>10 am
Oh wow. Well, good luck!
U-uhm! I will! Thanks!
>>56512
I don't trade with sub sluts.
>>56513
Bye Nounykins, have a good night!
No.56516
>>56513
It was nice to see you Noun, have a happy new year!
No.56517
>>56515
Sorry, pal, them's the rules. You give me stuff and I don't give you anything.
No.56519
>>56510
I have the rope just need Noun
Parking lots are cold
No.56521
Happy New Years to everyone in the central US timezones! Does that include you Kyoko?
I might be the only one!
Skandi and I are going to go to bed! Have a good night!
No.56522
>>56518
Oh?
Well, here's the new throwaway, then:
2oijc4+i6xiwrk@guerrillamail.biz
>>56521
Give me a minute, master!
No.56523
>>56514
That definitely would be something…
Spending the start of the new year in a jail cell wouldn't be a nice thing though, no matter how drunk I am!
I'd ruin it for someone else too, and mess my hand up in the process…
>>56521
Happy new year!
Have a good night!
No.56524
>>56518
Come on, it's late. Just do it.
No.56525
>>56523
I'm still up. Skandi is up to some sort of mischief.
No.56526
>>56525
At least you will be going to bed soon like a sensible person!
I'm going to regret tonight when I wake up…
No.56527
>>56518
Some other day, then.
>>56525
I'm not, 'cause Moe's being a little bitch. Let's go to bed, master.
No.56528
>>56524
noooooooooooo I love frenchie too much
No.56529
>Moe is actually pretty good at cs
No.56530
>>56529
I've been playing since before the silenced m4 and skins
No.56531
Okay, time for bed for real. Have a good night /lewd/!
No.56532
>>56530
Give me a few weeks and I might pass you!
>>56531
Gudnight
No.56533
>>56531
Stay dry.
>>56528
You're no fun any more.
Good night, /lewd/!
No.56534
>>56531
>>56527
Good night you two!
No.56535
>>56532
Probably, I hardly play anymore
No.56537
>>56536
combination of bad updates, friends quitting lack of motivation and dota
No.56538
>>56537
Well just play with me when you can and or try out Smite. Haven't played that game in about 2 months since I dont have anyone to play with but it can be pretty fun
No.56539
>>56538
I could download smite overnight and we could try it tomorrow when I'm done doing stuff if you want to teach me and I don't mind playing csgo dm. I play it more than I do ranked now anyway
No.56540
>>56539
Ok cool, I mainly do arena and only main about 2-3 Gods. We can place against bots to see who you feel more comfortable with and then jump on online. You already play dota so you should be ok since smite was my first moba
No.56541
>>56540
That sounds nice. My friends played it for a while and said it's like a fighting oriented dota with a different angle so it should be fun
I want to kiss your tummy
No.56542
>>56541
Yay and no tummy off limits!
No.56544
>>56543
You should go to sleep. im probably gonna watch some anime fam
No.56545
>>56544
o-ok master.. goodnight I love you
No.56546
>>56545
Im not your master!! Goodnight cake
No.56547
Happy New Years faggots
That tequila may have been a mistake
No.56548
>>56547
Happy new year!
Have a fun night?
My whole night will probably be considered a mistake when I wake up…
On a positive note though, I seem to be better at Verdun drunk… so that's something!
Cocaine was used for pain relief in the trenches though, so maybe I need to step up to keep up!
No.56549
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>>56548
I didn't really do anything besides go to a bar and get expensive drinks
But it was a good decision
Probably
No.56550
>>56549
Well if you had a good time, I'm sure it was a good decision!
Unless something happened that would make you think otherwise, ofc…
No.56551
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>>56550
I dropped my hot dog on the ground
That was a bad decision
No.56552
>>56551
>That was a bad decision
>decision
What kind of monster would make a decision like that!?
Africa could have eaten that hot dog.
>tfw I got my whole squad killed typing this out
I-I'm sure they will understand when I tell them about the hot dog… maybe…
No.56553
I turned 20 today
Now I can seduce more Qts by getting in the hippest clubs until after 10 o clock
No.56554
>>56553
Happy new year, and happy birthday to you Bard!
Do you have anything planned for today?
No.56555
>>56554
Thank you thank you a happy New Year to you too Sleepy!
I took today and tomorrow off of work. Finishing off a box of cheap wine :p
No.56556
>>56553
happy everything dude!
No.56557
>>56554
Are you celebrating the New Year hun? Whats on your schedule today?
No.56558
>>56556
Thanks Mayaka Happy New Years! Made any Resolutions?
No.56560
>>56558
Im toodles, not maya, but no, I like everything the way it is since last year.
Maybe start making dank cash, that would be it. How about you?
No.56561
>>56559
Thanks Bit! Happy New Years to ya sugr! Eat any good meals recently?
>>56560
It's nice to meet you Toodles
I resolve to read more story books
No.56562
>>56557
>>56555
Enjoy your time off!
Perfect time for a birthday tbh, since a lot of people are celebrating!
My schedule for today is coming to an end, since it's 08:30 here, and I've been up all night…
Definitely gonna regret drinking so much when I wake up, but at least I didn't crack open my whiskey, so I should survive it!
I just spent some time with my family, then kinda talked to some people here, and played Verdun for a bit.
Pretty boring night, apart from when I accidentally smashed a bottle trying to reenact that one bottle scene from the warriors…
No.56563
>>56561
Hehe sugar. Also Happy New Years to you also! Um no not really. I think I might make me something to eat soon. How about yourself?
No.56564
>>56562
Thanks Sleepy I hope the dog that bites you isn't an angry one. Whats your poison for tonight if not whiskey?
Sounds like a fun evening. You sound like an interesting person. Are you into any music?
>>56563
I am sadly a bit poor and not a very good cook. I work at a kfc/taco bell so I usually get a beefy frito burrito but I went with a cheesy potato burrito instead.
y-yay …
No.56565
I've been smoking almost non stop today
No.56566
>>56564
Oh then feel free to come to my house and eat some of my food! Im not a very good cook either but im pretty good at using the microwave if i say so myself.
>>56565
Are you floating yet?
No.56568
>>56566
Don't tempt me I get some killer munchies sometimes
>>56565
what a loveley start to a New Year
Happy New Years Homraz
No.56570
>>56567
>>56568
My poor cooking skills are ready!
No.56571
>>56564
I hope so too!
Just don't make the same mistake I did and pace yourself…
I've been drinking a little of everything tbh, but it hasn't been any hard stuff like whiskey, just A LOT of many different types of alcohol.
Not a fan of the taste of most alcohol, so I'd normally drink something that would get me drunk fast, with as little drinking possible.
My family always buy a lot of alcohol at new year, and give me what's left though.
They aren't big drinkers though, so I always have a lot to drink!
I'm not very interesting btw, I might just seem interesting because the alcohol is talking…
I'll listen to almost any music if it rubs me the right way tbh.
Right now I'm listening to some nujabes, since I find his music kind of relaxing, and I'm starting to settle down now.
Do you have any recommendations?
Also:
>tfw failed to cook steamed rice 3 nights in a row
I'm hopeless…
Someone advised me not to make it tonight though, and I think that's for the best, since I will probably burn the house down!
No.56572
>>56569
Hi Ticky Tacky
>>56570
I think I rather like you
What are you a fan of into any music?
>>56571
I actually have one in webm for you
Nujabes is so great
I really like you :p
I;d love to get some reccos as well
No.56573
>>56572
Ooh uh thank you!
I like all kinds of music really.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FsA3wlCjcA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnF-AgXCgtQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juDqDMlTfUg
Those are just some random ones I picked out but I enjoy rap/hiphop/A few rock & im also down to listening to new things.
How about yourself?
No.56574
Senti deserves a good and thourough spanking.
No.56575
>>56572
Thanks, I like you too, friend!
I have a feeling if I finally manage to find a way to get some weed where I live, you are the person to go to for music…
It's hard to remember all the different things I listen to, since I can listen to almost anything and enjoy it.
Right now I'm listening to "The Doors - People Are Strange" because someone posted it here earlier and reminded me about it!
It's easier when other people provide the music when I'm drunk, it saves me all the time that would be spent thinking!
My night has finally come to an end now though, so off to bed I go…
I wish you all a happy new year, and I wish you a happy birthday Bard!
>>56573
I really like that ghost in the shell soundtrack.
The beginning reminds me of the ps1 opening sound…maybe I'm just too drunk…
>▶Bit 01/01/16 (Fri) 09:12:10 No.56
No.56576
>>56575
Dunno what happened at the end of my post, just blame the alcohol please!
No.56577
>>56575
Oh man its been awhile since I heard that noise but if you liked that one you should check out the rest.
No.56578
>>56573
on a XXYYXX kick recently
Clams Casino is My Nigga
Love a bit of everything
especially Victor Wooten!
Some Gang Starr or Souls or Mischief or maybe even some Busta Rhymes or I mean maybe even some Ornette Colemann
I have some playlists up on the youtube that I clasify songs by genre that helps my get my eas listening on
These are pretty enjoyable
Any other reccos tonight? I'm still buzzin pretty good and I'm down to get my jam on
Tell me a bit about yourself friend?
>>56575
A true classic!
Happy New years Sleepy and sweetest dreams!
No.56579
>>56553
>bard is younger then me
>mfw
No.56580
>>56579
He doesn't seem that young.
No.56581
>>56579
I am the runt of the litter
No.56584
>>56582
Starting to get hit with the tired
Not thinking my posting through too much
I think I'll get out of here sweet dreams folks
No.56585
Weed and alcohol is not a good mix.
No.56586
>>56578
Nice nice! I really enjoy Gang Starr. I haven't heard of XXYYXX so I will check that out later today.
Sadly there isn't much to say. Im a NEET right now, I post here, watch anime, games and like to draw. I think I will be doing one online class next month and hopefully one day getting a job. Im really shy when it comes to that stuff and I hate that. I really just want to leave the house for a few months and do stuff but I know that will never happen lol
Tell me how you been or what you do?
No.56589
>>56587
I did alot of stupid shit yesterday (newyear) and after sleeping I feel like utter shit.
No.56590
No.56591
I dont think im going to bed for awhile, so if anyone is here would you like to watch some Scott Pilgrim?
No.56593
>>56591
Guess im sleeping early
No.56595
Hey guys.
Did I miss cool shenanigans?
No.56597
>>56596
Awwwww.
What happened?
I would have stayed up if I wasn't practically falling asleep by 2am.
No.56598
Hello :3
Got myself 2 games for barely nothing.
Yay
No.56599
>>56598
Cool. What did you get?
No.56602
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No.56603
>>56601
Yeah, probably.
If you know a nice game that is less than 10 euro's today I would like to hear that because I might buy another game.
>>56602
Afternoon ^~^
No.56604
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>>56603
Hi G how you getting on? and happy new yaer
No.56605
>>56603
I can have a look for you, sure. What kind of games are you into?
No.56606
>>56604
I am fine.
Thanks, you too.
>>56605
Anything! If its fun I'll look a bit and might buy it but you dont have to look I-I just asked.
No.56607
>>56606
Let's see…
Endless Legend, Borderlands 2, Portal 2, XCOM…
No.56608
>>56607
So now I need to decide between:
Shadow of mordor+ All DLC's for 8.5 Euro's
or
Borderlands 2 GOTY for 7 Euro's
I'll decide which one to take later :3
Thanks
No.56609
>>56608
I haven't tried Shadows of Mordor, but Borderlands 2 is pretty good, especially if you know people you can play it with.
No.56610
>>56609
>>56608
I tried playing BL2 but it wasn't as good as 1. 1 was fucking perfect for me.
XCOM 2 IN ONE MONTH GET FUKCING HYPE
No.56611
Personally Xcom would have been my pick, excellent game
No.56612
>>56610
I played 2 before 1, so yeah, I'm more of a 2 fanboy.
Yep, can't wait for XCOM 2 (or the next Deus Ex).
No.56613
>>56611
I dont like Xcom that much.. sorry :3
No.56614
>>56612
Yeah hopefully my system will be built.. its just going to be ages.. at least by the time I get it built most games will be cheap
No.56615
>>56609
I know two people I can play it with.
No.56616
>>56614
Well, the old and good games will be cheaper, sure…
>>56615
Sounds like a good possible choice, then.
No.56617
>>56615
Thats your decision made then :3
>>56616
And a good chance of game of the year editions and all lol.. its going to take me ages to save.
No.56618
>>56617
maaaaaaaagiiiiiiiii
No.56620
>>56617
It depends on how many years of gaming you're planning to catch up on!
>>56618
Gropppppppyyyyyy.
No.56621
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>>56618
Afternoon Grppy <3
>>56620
Probably just the past few years big hitters, or what interests me.
No.56623
>>56621
Get Endless Legend.
>>56622
That's lewd, yo.
No.56624
>>56611
>>56612
Tfw you'll be the terrorist in Xcom 2 this time
No.56625
>>56624
You mean FREEDOM FIGHTER!
No.56626
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No.56627
>>56620
2016 suck so far!
>>56621
Grppy? Its Gropy, dumbass!
No.56629
>>56627
Aww. I had a really good start to the new year.
Despite staying at home!
No.56630
>>56627
More like gropey.. i'm only messing hows you?
No.56631
>>56629
Yeah? Why was it good, what happened?
>>56630
You got the idea, I'M the one who gropes, and im thisty…for that booty
No.56632
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>>56631
Your'e certainly thirsty, thats for sure..
No.56633
>>56631
Futa was being incredibly cute and stuff.
And incredibly drunk
No.56634
>>56623
I want to have sex with Mari.
No.56636
>>56632
Not my fault, its a bad start for newyear… I'll stop
>>56633
Cute! Did you give him a new year kiss?
No.56637
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No.56638
>>56634
You should want to have sex with me.
It's all the rage, you know.
>>56636
I would have done if he were here.
Ah well. It was still pretty great.
No.56642
>>56637
Being a deprivate slut isn't good!! 2016 will be there year where I get someone to be with.
>>56638
Damn, but if he was there you would do more then just kissing you pervert.
>>56639
Hi!
No.56643
>>56642
What's your point~?
No.56644
>>56642
Then prove it, if you can be proven to not be a slut no more I'm sure you will find who you are looking for
No.56645
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>>56640
why is lewd so much better than animus
you fuck owls
>>56641
alright GAG
>>56642
hello lesser lewds
No.56646
I really just want to fuck in general.
let me fuck you and pretend you are nothing but a hole for me to cum in.
>>56635
wait, who is this?
tripcode throwin me off
or maybe my dementia is on-setting early
No.56647
>>56645
Because I don't have to put up with shit from people who say I fuck owls?
Also, I still post on both boards.
No.56648
>>56645
Because there are less cunts and genuine people here TP.. That is why its better
No.56651
>>56643
You shouldn't touch boys like that!
>>56644
Thank you! Any tips?
>>56645
>lesser
better*
No.56652
File: 1451653048554.jpg (35.15 KB, 400x534, 200:267, 9d2be007224fd1ef895a792c92….jpg)

Let's not drink that much again >.<
No.56653
File: 1451653055393.png (244.75 KB, 494x352, 247:176, Screenshot - 11_17_2013 , ….png)

>>56647
i don't think anyone says that you fuck owls though
have you ever had to put up with any shit?
i mean your owlfucker friends are in charge of the board
doesn't really make sense is all dots
>>56648
>less cunts
less actual cunts and more wannabe cunts
this is true
No.56654
>>56645
Because I am here and not mordin, and I banned sci for 300 years
No.56655
>>56652
NO REGRETS
Hangovers are worth it; think back on all the fun you had the day before.
No.56656
>>56651
Hey, it's totally legal, though!
>>56652
Aww, got a hangover?
>>56653
I post where I want to, TP. And like I said, I still post on animus, just not as often.
I don't see why you care so much about where I post?
No.56657
File: 1451653238890.jpg (211.39 KB, 600x839, 600:839, 9cb117dc8734b07a3bba3382a9….jpg)

>>56651
You should just behave yourself.
>>56652
Aw ~hugs~
>>56653
So what brings you round these parts TP, I thought you loved shitting up Animus
No.56658
>>56655
I'm not that hungover, I just did some embarassing things…
How was your new years?
>>56656
Nu uh! I drank looots of water before I went to bed and took an aspirin
>>56657
*hugs back* Mm ^^
No.56659
>>56653
And for the record, yeah, I still get a ton of shit on that board about being a furry rather than an animu.
Either because of my preference in porn or because I'm not part of some elite animu group, despite having posted with you guys for a few years.
>>56658
Good forward planning!
No.56660
I feel like I am actually starting to notice my loss in memory due to drugs.
Maybe I should take a break, and just be a faggot on the internet again. drink occasionally I guess.
man I need a fucking beer
No.56662
>>56654
oh mordin is banned here?
>>56656
just cound it funny that you were so quick to defect
what would badger think
>>56657
> I thought you loved shitting up Animus
i was hoping CP was online
>>56658
and then there's this fake alicefag
fuck you angel
No.56663
>>56656
So you do stuff based on if its legal or not?
>>56657
Ah, that's hard when youre all alone ;_;
>>56658
Oh, am I the only one who have a hangover?!
What did my little angel darling do that was so embarrasing?
No.56664
XCOM TERRORISTS
SNAKE TITS
No.56665
>>56659
>And for the record, yeah, I still get a ton of shit on that board about being a furry rather than an animu.
>
>Either because of my preference in porn or because I'm not part of some elite animu group, despite having posted with you guys for a few years.
chii is admin
and george is mod
get gud
No.56667
>>56662
Na he's too busy trying to get Darwin to love him
No.56668
>>56662
I dunno, I broke up with him a year ago and don't really talk to him outside of threads anymore.
And again, why does it fucking matter where I post?
>>56663
That's partly it, sureeeeeee.
>>56665
So? That doesn't stop anything.
No.56669
>>56659
Mhm! I'm proud of myself :3
>>56661
<3
>>56662
Aw, I missed you too TP!
>>56663
Just wait til the Americans wake up!
I'm not going to say it here..
No.56670
>>56662
brb going to aneki chat
No.56671
File: 1451653734995.png (625.25 KB, 1002x661, 1002:661, Screenshot - 12_20_2013 , ….png)

>>56667
oh no mordin was an actual real reason to post here
i wish they would ban him there
>>56668
wait like the guy who posted otters actually dated the guy who posted badgers?
who was the bottom?
No.56672
Angel was drunk and lewd!
Good morning Angel~
No.56673
angel is the biggest piece of shit
No.56674
>>56668
what….
>>56669
Maybe they don't have a hangover either!
Sigh, here we go again, type to me on steam.
No.56675
>>56671
>>56671
Ew I don't want mordin here either he should just fuck off back to /tf/ and never show up again honestly
No.56676
here is angel
well i guess me being a girl wore off again
on to the next board
No.56677
>>56676
Dont trip on your way out.
No.56678
>>56672
Aah don't tell everyone! >//<
>>56673
So tsun
>>56674
I'm pretty sure kyoko and clown drank waay too much
No.56679
>>56674
Not the only thing, of course!
No.56680
>>56678
>I'm pretty sure kyoko and clown drank waay too much
Well, they were planning a drinking contest.
I wonder who won.
No.56681
>>56678
P E R V E R T
Cute though
No.56682
>>56675
i will take mordin over people who just kinda flipflop
No.56683
File: 1451654111374.jpg (220.3 KB, 900x1394, 450:697, 82991e2cd18cf69ba0f0028ddd….jpg)

>>56662
Probably sleeping, I'd try in another few hours tbh
>>56663
Learn some willpower, you'll not find anyone if you carry on just running after anyone.
>>56669
❤
No.56684
Hmmm. Should I play vidya or fill out my work self-appraisal?
No.56685
File: 1451654154181.png (342.12 KB, 836x404, 209:101, Screenshot - 11_17_2013 , ….png)

>>56678
>So tsun
how is it that your fake trap ass was the first to know about this board
do you just have a magnet for where emotes will be well received?
No.56686
File: 1451654216668.jpg (111.41 KB, 868x1228, 217:307, 87f87ca9a33145430aec9f4b0e….jpg)

>>56682
I thought you were leaving TP…
You on the drink?
No.56687
File: 1451654269884.jpg (544.3 KB, 669x1000, 669:1000, 0559efdd84713fddac12b045bd….jpg)

>>56684
Play which is more fun of course :3
No.56688
File: 1451654274340.jpg (34.48 KB, 510x461, 510:461, 4d349aa1afefa817bc2c90c724….jpg)

>>56680
I think kyoko won but I'm not sure! I went to bed before they started..
>>56681
It was the alcohol! I'm not a perv ;~;
>>56685
I see you're in a grumpy mood today, did you drank a bit too much last night aswell?
No.56689
>>56683
But running after anyone might make someone not run away from me and be mine, no?
Or should I focus on one person right from the start?
>>56685
Hey, you should judge my trapass, its better then angels!
No.56690
I really wonder why Angel attracts all these butthurt autists constantly.
First Loco now this person.
No.56691
>>56690
Hello set :3
How are you?
No.56692
>>56687
Yeaaaah. But I have to get this appraisal done by the 15th. I won't have time to do it while I'm at work.
>>56688
Ahh, I thought they were starting just after I left at 2am.
>>56690
He's just trolling for a reaction. The usual shit.
No.56693
>>56683
tell him i miss him if you see him before i do
>>56690
>>56690
>>56690
>>56690
>>56690
No.56694
File: 1451654487447.jpg (485.46 KB, 843x1193, 843:1193, 699a3a24e2bf8944ec169e0271….jpg)

>>56689
Just stop chasing everyone.. its not that hard focus on a person, and build up a relationship if thats what you so desire.
>>56690
TP just shit talks
No.56695
File: 1451654564688.jpg (349.3 KB, 720x986, 360:493, 97633397becb0140cccf70a42f….jpg)

>>56693
Don't worry I'll tell him when I'm giving him a little something later don't worry TP
No.56696
File: 1451654573085.jpg (35.27 KB, 439x600, 439:600, 2bc7a3033fae48dc84c4bfcdf3….jpg)

>>56690
He's just really tsun like Loco, I have nooo idea why I attract them though..
>>56692
Oh I think you're right, I remember clown talking about a skype call
No.56697
>>56691
Hello cat!
I'm fine a bit tired. Was up for like 20 or so hours last night x.x Only had 7 hours of sleep last night!
No.56698
angel you were a piece of shit in every community you leeched onto darling
No.56699
Lets all bully angel now!
I think he's a nerd!!
No.56700
>>56697
God I wish I could get that much even with sleepers I usually get 4 or 5
>>56698
TP yoo've said your piece time to move on.. come on
No.56702
>>56699
No bullying Gropy.. pls
No.56703
File: 1451654995631.jpg (100.82 KB, 700x1151, 700:1151, c650d2f4ec778ae311655c1d58….jpg)

>>56698
Last time we talked you were super nice, did you secretely miss me? ^^
>>56699
Wow you're such a meanie!
No.56704
>>56702
I can bully Gropy, right?
No.56705
>>56701
shut up DORK
>>56702
shut up dweeb
Man I'm flawless at this, I should win an award.
No.56706
No.56709
File: 1451655252467.png (352.42 KB, 763x856, 763:856, 7b63646b43b3127993d14394af….png)

>>56704
Of course.. he likes it
>>56705
You know i'd have you broken like the subby btch you are gropy…
No.56710
>>56707
faaaaaaaaaag
>>56709
Even in my dreams can't you dom me, what makes you think its any different irl?
No.56711
File: 1451655555214.png (990.24 KB, 864x1208, 108:151, a0cce3f0b92022e2271803320c….png)

>>56710
Because I don't need to try, I' know you'd just end up lying there and taking it, because lets face it you're no dom.
No.56712
>>56710
You say that like it's an insult and not actually true.
I'd dom you in your dreams, bby
No.56713
Gropy shut the hell up you degenerate crossdresser.
Go fantasize about some dicks
No.56714
File: 1451655887152.jpg (137.02 KB, 819x1232, 117:176, 91d16bba4c27466c8a4066158e….jpg)

>>56710
As a matter of fact I wouldn't just make your day to dom you, i'd make your hole weak.
No.56715
>>56697
Sorry to hear that.
No.56716
>>56711
So because I'll be a good sub you wouldn't try?! ?!?!!?
>>56712
MY DREAMS ARE MY DREAMS
NOT MY FAULT WILD STUFF HAPPENS IN THEM
>>56714
Im scared..
No.56717
>>56716
> confirmed for having had lewd dreams about me
Pervvvvvvvv.
No.56719
Morning, /lewd/! What are all you qts up to?
No.56720
>>56718
For what?
>>56719
Ohhh, not a lot.
Did you enjoy your New Year's Eve?
No.56721
>>56719
Not much Hailey what about you?
No.56722
>>56720
I fell asleep around 10, and woke up around 4, so I didn't do much, but now I'm on a bus to New York, so I'm sure I'll have fun there!
No.56723
File: 1451656983079.jpg (163.9 KB, 500x635, 100:127, 055a8ae186fed8c58a2da094da….jpg)

>>56722
Going anywhere nice or special?
No.56724
>>56723
Just a little reunion with some friends I haven't seen in a while, maybe I'll buy some cute clothes or something while I'm up there daddy gave me his card~
No.56725
>>56722
>>56724
Oooh, New York, very nice.
Have fun!
No.56726
>>56725
I hope to, but I'm pretty terrible in social situations…good thing I know all the people I'll be with very well!
No.56727
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No.56728
File: 1451657274198.jpg (179.55 KB, 737x775, 737:775, 57b7f855dcb220914d3f3414d3….jpg)

>>56724
Aw nice bet you will have loads of fun, can you take a few pcs of the city and post them here?
Somehwere I'd love to go at some point
No.56729
>>56728
no problem, I'll take a bunch of nice pics, but I'll probably poison them with my face so sorry in advance!
No.56730
>>56726
Aw. Yeah, you'll be with people you know, you can focus on the shopping and stuff. Most other people you can ignore, it'll just be busy out there.
And yeah, take pics!
I wanted to get out there a few years ago, but ended up going to Boston instead due to the cost.
No.56731
No.56732
No.56733
>>56729
Don't be silly, it would be nice to see the city from your perspective <3
No.56734
If anyone wants a badge on steam for free.
No.56736
>>56735
> one of the first times that something like that has been posted on the internet and actually worked
No.56737
Works on Firefox as well.
No.56739
No.56740
File: 1451658835390.jpg (788.21 KB, 1242x888, 207:148, 9d1c99a1fbcace57bc017f116b….jpg)

yay i got a fish in a bag must be a new years gift kek
>>56738
Thankyou G <3
No.56742
>>56740
It's a red herring!
No.56744
File: 1451659142194.jpg (905.09 KB, 1243x888, 1243:888, 0d73e557a0250e4abea276c379….jpg)

No.56746
File: 1451659330142.jpg (416.04 KB, 715x1000, 143:200, 7f64ef627b04e3cef4ac22548e….jpg)

>>56745
Just a little lewd.. to lift the spirits :3
No.56749
File: 1451659578532.png (2.37 MB, 2366x1902, 1183:951, Screen Shot 2016-01-01 at ….png)

>>56734
it worked, so i decided to poke around
I found the javascript that makes it work
It has a URL that it posts the password you enter to:
http://store.steampowered.com/actions/clues
you go there and you just get an empty object: []
No.56750
>>56749
I already looked into it…
I am pretty sure its just making place for more things like that :3
No.56751
File: 1451659715096.png (559.49 KB, 768x1083, 256:361, 452acd514e03bbc58b4dcd7cb4….png)

No.56752
>>56750
there are other passwords that have been found, that's the only one that gives a badge so far
i'm kinda wondering if a random string generator that makes posts to that URL could find some more though
No.56753
>>56752
Its just wasting time…
As I know the rest of the passwords aren't worth much, just comics and pages that aren't really something people are interested in.
No.56755
>>56753
>>56754
yeah, i was reading that page, makes me wanna get all detectivy tho, find out how deep the rabbit hole goes o.o
No.56756
No.56757
okay so here is a script that will post random passwords to it and alert you if one has a forward, just run it in the console:
function genKey(){
var text = "#";
var possible = "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789";
for( var i=0; i < 6; i++ ){
text += possible.charAt(Math.floor(Math.random() * possible.length));
}
return text;
}
function sendKey(){
$J.ajax({
url: "http:\/\/store.steampowered.com\/actions\/clues",
dataType: "json",
cache: false,
data: {key: genKey()}
}).done(function( result ) {
if(result && result.url){
alert(result.url);
}else{
sendKey();
}
});
}
sendKey();
No.56759
oops
take the hash out of var text
No.56761
No.56762
>>56760
it doesn't post the page to the clues API, i'm not sure what's going on there, but the page shouldn't matter
No.56763
here it is running
it will probably run faster if you have better internet
No.56765
>learn about neat steam easter egg
>immediately begin brute forcing it
i love the smell of haxxing in the morning.
No.56766
>>56765
Its just an easteregg and its 3PM for you…
No.56767
>>56766
I was on acid yesterday, couldn't get to sleep, this is my morning
No.56768
No.56769
>>56767
><
Its just an easteregg don't get too excited
No.56770
>>56768
i didn't get visuals cause my antidepressants kinda blunt the effect, but i was a giggly mess all day, and my flatmate was utterly out of his box, he says it was the best trip he ever had
i ordered more, gonna try with 3 tabs instead of one next time and see if that does the job
>>56769
it took like 2 minutes to knock the script up, i'm not overly excited, it was just worth a poke
No.56772
>>56770
Didn't you buy the 10 blotter one tho? And out of his box? What did your mate do?
No.56773
>>56770
Not worth it IMO :3
In those 2 minutes you can do stuff that are nicer like eating something tasty
No.56774
question: does anybody know how to invoke a python script through php, sleep, and then post back to the same instance?
i have been fighting with that to train an AI all day a couple days ago
like, exec('python /var/www/html/ector/Ector.py'); runs the script
but i can not post to the same instance again with exec, shell_exec, system, passthru, or any other one-line commands
so i tried invoking screens with them, but screens refuse to run without an actual console window. they may be working as i want them to, but i can't view the output to be sure.
so i tried SSH2, but that's a clusterfuck
any help?
>>56772
na, i got 2 first time and 5 second time
he was in another world, lol
>>56773
i was smoking at the same time, does that count?
No.56775
i wanted to train ector by streaming in 8chan posts, so we ended up with an AI capable of posting in the same style as the users of whatever board it was trained on
No.56776
>>56774
About the script, not really I am not really that good at what I know, just basics of HTML,Python and js ><
And maybe, depends on how much do you enjoy smoking probably.
No.56777
>tfw trying to wake up Haunter by spaming his steam
No.56778
ohh and HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
No.56780
ector is a fast learner though, check this out
starts making his own sentences really quick
No.56781
>>56777
Hello :3
Why are you spamming someone's steam?
No.56782
>>56774
Did you really go thought 5 blotters in one night?
>>56780
Did you program Ector or is it some kind of premade thingy?
No.56783
>>56782
no,last night we took two each
when the next ones come, yes, i will take 3 and he will take 2
and i didn't write ector, he's an old project, long since discontinued, but as semantic neural networks go, he is brilliant. super fast learner.
No.56784
sorry, one each, two total
No.56785
>>56781
SO HE WAKES UP!
HE IS SLEEPING SOOOO LONG ;-;
No.56786
>>56785
Why do you want him to wake up so badly.
Let him rest ><
No.56808
Morning sluts!
My new years resolution is to fight a giant pancake and win!