No.56787
First hangover of the year edition
No.56788
First for Miles, before I even link to this thread.
No.56790
No.56791
third for erin
she is baws
No.56792
Make ector copy me, then I can go get a lyfe while he does my posting.
No.56793
>>56790
Khavér! I barely see you around any more!
No.56796
>>56795
WHAT
THAT WAS NOT WHAT I ASKED FOR
GROPY IS A slutty MAIDEN
ECTOR YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE
No.56797
>>56796
You do eat all the dicks, though.
No.56798
>>56794
Well, nice to see you back anyway.
>>56796
>GROPY IS A slutty MAIDEN
Something will have to be done about the wordfilters at some point, they're more annoying than anything. And that one didn't even capitalize properly!
No.56799
>>56798
Y-Yes
>Cuts skandi's hand off
No.56800
>>56797
I haven't eaten any dicks that's gross!
>>56798
The obvious solution is to add more wordfilters, imagine the fun!
No.56801
>>56800
You would if you could
No.56802
>>56799
I assumed your time away from here was spent in therapy so you could think about other things than trying to kill me.
>>56800
Just wordfilter every noun to various slang terms for "penis" and the board quality will improve massively.
No.56803
skynet.chat: Are you there?;
No.56804
>>56802
>Just wordfilter every noun to various slang terms for "penis" and the board quality will improve massively.
Yeah, there wouldn't be any posts visible.
No.56805
oops, forgot to give it a captcha :3
skynet.chat: Hello;
No.56806
>>56805
hello? That sounds interesting.
No.56807
>>56806
skynet.chat: Gropy eats dicks.;
No.56810
>>56807
Well, if gropy didn't eats dicks, what else could?
No.56811
skynet.chat: I love you.;
No.56813
Morning sluts and happy new years!
My new years resolution is to fight a giant pancake and win!
No.56814
skynet.chat: Islam is the light.;
No.56815
skynet.draw: Gropy eating a dick;
No.56816
>>56813
Hey, Happy New Year.
How was the drinking session?
No.56817
>>56809
Thank you, master.
>>56804
No no, you misunderstand! Or I didn't phrase myself well! Word replacement, I mean!
So
>Factorio is a fun game
becomes
>Dick is a fun dong
It's all very sophisticated!
No.56818
>>56814
Hi there, I am Skynet.
No.56820
>>56817
Oh yeah.
Yeah, I was thinking of post hiding. My mistake.
No.56821
>>56813
You're alive! And presumably largely made out of alcohol!
No.56822
>>56816
Clowny didn't stand a chance!
No.56823
>>56821
Woke up happily drunk, no hangover. It feels so good!
No.56824
>>56822
Good man.
Did he do his forfeit?
No.56825
>>56824
I think he fell off his chair and passed out.
No.56826
No.56829
>>56826
hello? That sounds interesting.
No.56830
>>56823
I stayed up until 8 am, and started getting my hangover before even going to bed. Damn you.
>>56827
Uh! Yes, hi!
No.56831
That is a very poor response to Hello tbh skynet.
No.56833
>>56831
dont be so mean, he is giving his best.
No.56834
>>56833
she*
skynet has gender confusion
i wrote him to be a boy but he just up and decided he wanted to be a girl one day
skynet.chat: are you a girl?;
No.56836
>Haunter is sleeping now for 11 houers
he will wake up soon
>>56835
skynet.chat: Im sorry for calling you by the wrong gender. I hope you are doing alright.;
No.56837
>go do something
>come back to getting bullied
I don't even know what to say at this point
No.56838
>>56836
Okey, no problem I may have misunderstood you.
No.56841
>>56837
Shouldn't you be used to it~?
No.56843
skynet.chat: Remember that time we lewded?;
>>56828
You're next, slutface! What's your drink of choice?
>>56830
So many men to service, you had no choice…
No.56844
>>56838
skynet.chat: No it was my misstake.;
No.56845
>>56843
Hi there, I am Skynet.
No.56846
>>56842
Say something sweet to me before you go. that's an order
No.56847
>>56844
Oh really, it was your misstake? How fascinating!
No.56848
File: 1451666073926.jpg (70.87 KB, 850x523, 850:523, sample-70a6c71224768d88a89….jpg)

skynet.chat: I don't like you anymore.;
>>56841
I DONT LIKE GETTING BULLIED AAAAAAAAAA
>>56842
Is that how you will remember new year? Having to work?
No.56849
>Tfw Kyoko never took me on that date
I hope he chokes on maple syrup
No.56851
>>56843
Why, would you drink during my regular drinking hours?
>>56848
Ok, I'll give you lots of hugs instead.
No.56853
>>56845
skynet.chat: Gropy?;
>>56849
Was saving it for 2016, so we can start this year together~
>>56851
What time?
No.56855
>>56853
Could you tell me more about gropy?
No.56856
>>56850
skynet.chat: I SAID I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE.;
>>56851
Thats gay tho, no gay or bullying allowed.
No.56857
>>56856
Can you rephrase that?
No.56859
>>56853
Hmmmmm. I'm not sure.
I'm out in Istanbul next week and will probably while I'm out there, but I don't know if I'll be on here at all. Maybe after I get back home.
>>56856
It's not gay, the balls won't touch!
No.56861
>>56846
Sliced Strawberries :D
>>56848
I went to bed before midnight last night =]
No.56862
>>56857
skynet.chat: I don't like you anymore.;
>>56859
And youll say no homo?
>>56861
My austistic brother did that aswell, I think you share something.
No.56863
>>56862
Well, of course!
I wasn't even going to suggest the removal of clothes!
No.56865
>>56843
I was just waiting for master's new year, slut idiot. There weren't any men around even if I'd wanted a dick or two.
>>56858
I could say the same to you.
No.56866
No.56868
>>56865
I was just saying good morning jeez !
No.56869
>>56861
That gave me an idea …Strawberries, whipping cream, you eating them on cam.
>>56859
That sounds like so much fun, why are you headed there?
No.56871
File: 1451666806585.jpg (1.57 MB, 1100x1558, 550:779, 6cbb67aacadc7502cd610ef291….jpg)

No.56872
>>56869
There are computers I need to replace out there, I'll get the files transferred, make sure everything's working. It's easier to do it on site when there's a lot of computers being replaced.
I fly out on Monday evening and get back on Friday. I need to check when I get back on Friday, actually.
No.56873
Off to work, baibye nignogs!
>>56869
I am not the cake on this board!!
>>56862
We are the rain men of this generation!
No.56876
>>56873
Have a good day! It's the new year!
No.56877
File: 1451666960009.jpg (262.64 KB, 596x800, 149:200, 2c8912bab5d3e75c77a9b0f3ec….jpg)

>>56873
Bye bhe golly wog :P
No.56879
>>56865
Slut idiot? We'll see what kind of punishment that lands you.
>>56872
Ehh I didn't know IT guys travel the world to fix computers. You must be really good with computers.
>>56873
Board? You're my cake to eat whenever and wherever I want.
No.56880
>>56878
You're giving me weird looks for saying good morning !
No.56882
>>56879
It depends. The company I work for has a ton of offices but most have 30 people or less, so they don't have IT people on-site.
So, I cover support for the Europe and Africa regions.
Most of the work I do is in London.
No.56884
>>56879
Stop that! Only master can do that!
>>56880
No.56887
File: 1451667352501.jpg (1.42 MB, 1118x2252, 559:1126, 5d432266eb02c5eeaa6eb145ab….jpg)

No.56888
File: 1451667425121.jpg (51.87 KB, 500x421, 500:421, 05c13a6a0ab731e340f1374f16….jpg)

No.56889
>>56886
Okay, stop that now.
No.56890
>>56888
i am having one now ^^
No.56892
File: 1451667543877.png (174.23 KB, 567x788, 567:788, 292cebbfc37065c61d47fadc84….png)

>>56890
Do you take it with milk?
No.56893
>>56892
yeah, milk, no sugar
No.56894
File: 1451667656108.jpg (926.08 KB, 1200x1900, 12:19, 152f8034f9aa76414468ba3e8f….jpg)

>>56893
Strong with just a drop or milky?
No.56895
>>56894
between the two c:
No.56896
>>56888
I'd like one, please.
No.56897
>>56882
>>56884
I'm getting drunker for some reason! I need to go lie down.
skynet.chat: Erin is a slut.;
No.56898
>>56897
Super Sexy Commando I like you, but my software reduces my liking of you every time a "strong" word is used.
No.56899
File: 1451667791173.jpg (179.55 KB, 737x775, 737:775, 57b7f855dcb220914d3f3414d3….jpg)

>>56895
I like a strong cup of tea, with a little drop of milk, almost black
>>56896
I have herbal, would you drink what i've got?
No.56900
>>56897
Aww. Ok, see ya later.
>>56899
Sure, I'd try it.
No.56901
>>56897
That does seem pretty weird. But, alright, don't die!
No.56902
>>56898
skynet.chat: Erin has a lot of fun with different guys.;
No.56903
>>56902
Well, there is no pleasing you!
No.56904
skynet.chat I like you, i'm glad you are here now;
>>56900
Really? Well I could give you a ginger and lemon one, its a little thick, must be whats in it.. but its nice good for a sore tummy
No.56906
Fix the robot!
I'm out, later sluts.
No.56907
>>56904
Hmmmm. Not really a fan of ginger. Do you have any others?
No.56908
File: 1451668268224.jpg (842.62 KB, 1594x1968, 797:984, 6e470ee0bac9f09b752775a8f1….jpg)

>>56907
Peppermint, green, lemon and green, red berries
No.56909
>>56908
Red berries sounds nice.
No.56910
>>56909
Its nice, its like jam without the sweetness, it makes a nice change of pace
No.56911
>>56910
Sounds good. We'll have to swap teabags.
No.56912
skynet.chat: Are you cute?.;
No.56914
File: 1451668643358.jpg (271.7 KB, 1312x924, 328:231, 6264fd03e919cb2f5e6e77d16d….jpg)

>>56911
Don't mind a bit of teabag swapping myself..
Sure thing
No.56916
>>56915
psyched? That sounds interesting.
No.56917
damn I feel like hotshit right now
phew
No.56918
>>56914
Great stuff.
>>56917
The hottest shit in the kingdom.
No.56919
>>56916
skynet.chat: YOU JUST GOT FUCKING PSYCHED DUDE, I'm done gg.;
No.56920
skynet chat: Isn't Gropy silly?
>>56918
>
No.56923
File: 1451668960034.jpg (238.37 KB, 1000x687, 1000:687, 0fc23479147a599eb3de7027e9….jpg)

skynet chat: isn;'t Gropy a bit silly to you;
No.56924
skynet chat: I will get it eventually won't I?;
No.56925
>skynet chat
it's . not space
No.56926
No.56927
>>56926
Do you really like being addressed as L-Lewdie? Whould you like to tell me your name?
No.56928
File: 1451669294855.png (2.41 MB, 2097x3009, 699:1003, 69b6f2de5e1cf6e0fb02c15296….png)

skynet.chat I got it this time, have some real lewd for your viewing pleasure;
No.56929
>heat up dinner because I missed it
>make some gravy to go along with it
>gravy is too runny
New years day is RUINED!
No.56930
No.56933
>>56930
i realised once i posted getting there..
skynet.chat: Have some lewds because I made a boo boo;
No.56934
File: 1451669613608.png (28.22 KB, 698x234, 349:117, Screen Shot 2016-01-01 at ….png)

>>56933
LOL, the 8chan API seems a little bit down now, give up for a bit maybe :3
No.56937
oh, there we go, back online
No.56938
File: 1451669686034.jpg (1.59 MB, 2000x1112, 250:139, 26cb72c720b7e17696a84eff9a….jpg)

skynet.chat: the silence is deafening thanks;
No.56940
>People posting fake pastebins of me and my friend on the FFXIV general
http://pastebin.com/C9wX0aKq
No.56941
File: 1451669762485.gif (724.76 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 8a98a0a4eed139b7bf0538d70c….gif)

>>56931
That's rich
>>56932
Can I go to yours for dinner instead?
No.56942
>>56941
Sure, if you want to.
No.56943
>>56940
Wow, it's like being in SL again.
>>56941
Sure, if you want to.
No.56944
File: 1451670018307.png (697.48 KB, 849x1353, 283:451, bdcce2b7f003b000fae3bc59ba….png)

>>56931
At least he didn't spill it all over himself then whinge about how much money he wasted, like a litle bitch
No.56945
No.56946
File: 1451670211255.jpg (46.35 KB, 227x323, 227:323, ss (2015-09-22 at 07.50.04….jpg)

>>56940
Wow that's pretty lewd
No.56948
>>56947
Im friends with him on facebook
No.56949
>>56948
neat c:
I have his signature
No.56950
>>56946
Well we are in Lewd dearie <3
>>56947
kek
>>56948
That says it all Gropy..
No.56951
>>56946
It's false though, because Unnamed Neko is a Miqo'te and they are talking about horns which neither of us have
No.56952
>>56949
Im jealous, he's my idol!
Aint you scared of ending like that in 20 years?
>>56950
ALL ABOUT WHAT
No.56953
>>56951
The devil is in the details.
No.56954
No.56955
>>56952
That you use facebook.. trying to be nice here..
>>56953
The devil is right
No.56956
> tfw you lose a game at hearthstone because your internet connection cuts out and it rubs it in by closing the game, then telling you lost when you reopen the game
No.56957
File: 1451670694488.png (178.76 KB, 500x683, 500:683, tumblr_no3557rRSJ1u41kbzo1….png)

>>56950
I guess that's true, it's been a while since I've erp'd
>>56951
I didn't read it al trough ^^''
No.56958
>>56954
fag
>>56955
You need a facebook account to survive everyday, I barely use it.
No.56959
No.56960
>>56957
>I didn't read it al trough ^^''
Did it get too lewd?
No.56961
>>56957
>>56960
Depends, are pink barbed cat dicks lewd?
If so yes.
It ended with cuddling
No.56962
>>56961
Sounds dangerously furry!
No.56963
File: 1451670947482.jpg (39.01 KB, 450x661, 450:661, bddb94aa432f627d8ec563aa48….jpg)

>>56960
Noo, it's weird reading other people's erp logs..
>>56961
Dicks are always lewd silly!
No.56964
>>56956
Dotty you need better internet man. Either that or stop downloading all that porn.. ;)
>>56957
Same.. though this year even with blackened ribs.. i was stil able to get my first hands free orgasm of the year.
>>56958
Please Gropy even doped up on sleepers and painkillers it still hurts to laugh. Noone needs facebook.
No.56965
My internet has problems with 8ch.
I think.
It seems to crash at " Sending reply 60%"
No.56966
>>56964
Job requires facebook almost
Having irl friends requires facebook
Keeping up with family requires facebook
I'm sorry for wanting to have family, friends and work.
No.56967
>>56963
What about thigh fucking.
>>56962
Well I am a catboy after all
No.56968
>>56963
Yeah, having your own erp log is better.
>>56964
Maybe I'll switch away from BT once the contract is finally up…
>>56965
I get that kind of stuff all the time.
>>56967
I know!
No.56969
>>56966
>wanting a job, friends or family
Get a load of this guy.
No.56971
File: 1451671237130.jpg (101.22 KB, 736x1040, 46:65, 042c5eb299f32d3385acd5a999….jpg)

>>56964
Oh nice, I've never had one of those
>>56967
That's super lewd..!
>>56968
It also feels weird reading my own logs back..
No.56972
File: 1451671422473.jpg (294.59 KB, 621x878, 621:878, e61f03761b2c9b5ffd57315a90….jpg)

>>56966
You know the world survived fine without it, if you have a phone you don't need facebook to give them all a call.. so your argument is invalid..
>>56968
I went with virgin, they are pretty stable, most of the time
No.56973
>>56971
That's your cue to make new ones!
No.56974
>>56972
I don't think I can get cable internet in here, otherwise I would have gone for them.
Maybe if I managed to get landlord's approval and stuff, yeah, but you know what my landlord is like.
No.56975
>>56969
I rather just have you instead tbh
>>56972
I DIDNT MEAN IT LITERALLY I WAS METAPHORICAL
HELP
No.56976
>>56975
You mean everyone else here?
No.56978
>>56973
Maaaybe I should!
>mfw I stil have years of msn logs with lots of bad cybers..
No.56979
>>56976
Having /lewd/ as my family and friends would be pretty fun actually.
No.56980
>>56978
> keeping logs
> confirmed for new Grim
No.56981
>>56979
Yeah, just imagine how dysfunctional that would be.
No.56982
File: 1451671829909.jpg (101.46 KB, 500x742, 250:371, badf85a5996c98530a40e20f4f….jpg)

>>56980
On msn it autosaved my logs to a folder! It's not like I saved anything myself >.<
No.56983
>>56977
Moe pls.
>>56979
Imagine if we all lived in the same house.
No.56985
>>56981
That would be the fun part of it! Everyday a new drama, everyday something insane happens.
I would watch that show tbh.
>>56983
A big masion, no contact to the outside world
1 whole year
Here we do
No.56986
>>56984
>drugs
I wish my friend would reply or not on whether he wants to get some with me tonight
No.56987
>>56983
>>56985
Omg this would be so much fun
No.56988
>>56982
I'm relieved. I knew you wouldn't do anything that lewd!
>>56985
Oh no no no.
I've got enough drama in my life, thanks!
No.56989
>>56986
i would do them with you tonight
No.56990
>>56985
Terrifying.
>>56987
If I was smart I would hide.
No.56991
>>56989
I have to get the weed first! but it's new years day so I dunno if i'm actually gonna be able to get anything, I don't have any contacts since I moved away and i'm pretty much reliant on my friend who may be busy
No.56992
>>56988
You do? Tell me what you got… I'm hungry for stories
>>56990
You know whats terrifying? BOO
No.56993
File: 1451672196882.png (2.07 MB, 1050x1404, 175:234, be9ee4e29418eb99646ad15cb6….png)

>>56974
I would even ring bt, tell them tou are having a lot of problems with it and you are thinking of changing provider, see even if they can upgrade your stuff for free.. Used to work for bt years ago.
>>56975
kek #
>>56976
Thats true, and so much for his resolutions lel
>>56978
Could be your new years resolution..
>>56983
Blood would be spilled…
No.56994
File: 1451672210085.jpg (57.82 KB, 500x721, 500:721, f0b9499e62aed4fd9bd26e1fd5….jpg)

>>56988
http://puu.sh/mfXdB/a7a8dab624.png
A few of them are stil posting like bard
>>56990
What would you need to hide from~?
No.56995
File: 1451672379925.jpg (815.7 KB, 863x1200, 863:1200, 10d8197a13fdbbd28338df86d1….jpg)

>>56994
wow thats some list..
No.56996
>>56992
Futa's mum is now threatening to call the police regarding me having found her lewd child was talking to the dirty British perv.
>>56993
It doesn't happen that often and it only usually dies for a few mins. I've got another 6 months of it, I'll probably just put up with it.
>>56994
Hah, just a few.
You could delete them, you know!
No.56997
>>56994
>manaka listing
You didn't?
No.56998
>>56994
>Some of those names…
Worst is I know 1-2 in there.
>>56996
I-I… What, isn't he 19? Make him tell her to fuck off, its his life.
No.56999
No.57000
This board is lewd.
>>56994
>rainbowswag
What are these dox :^)
No.57001
I hate word filters.
> i nnocent changing to lewd
>>56998
He's tried that, no luck so far.
The funny thing is he says that she'd be fine is a 35 y/o man was dating a 12 y/o girl, but if it's 2 guys where one's a lot younger than the other NOPE.
No.57002
>>56983
I masturbated to it again this morning
No.57003
File: 1451672681320.png (156.52 KB, 253x750, 253:750, tumblr_nuzuty2x5s1uv70oco1….png)

>>56993
Mm, maybe~
>>56995
It's all the people I ever added on msn and talked to! I didn't cyber all those people…
>>56996
Noo! it has historic value :3
>>56998
Who do you recognise?
>>57000
Hey iktje! It are my old msn logs lol
No.57004
>>56996
ffs.. if he is of concenting age it will not matter..
>>57000
Hello Emily
No.57005
>>57003
HMMMMMMM.
Are you sure you didn't cyber all of those people?
>>57004
I know that, he knows that, she doesn't give a fuck.
No.57006
>>57003
Gelukkig nieuwjaar! ^^
Woah, MSN, that's a while ago. It's not a me then, probably.
>>57004
Ayo… somebody?
No.57008
>>57006
Hey ikt!
Nice to see you.
No.57009
>>57001
Did she not know he was gay or what?
>>57003
Am I supposed to tell you!?
No.57010
>>57008
Hawwo Dotter! I guess everybody's here now?
No.57011
File: 1451672982416.jpg (115.77 KB, 640x943, 640:943, 66c86496bde21972bf17e861e5….jpg)

>>57005
Ofcourse not.. I'm not that slutty!
Also I think 2 people from that list are dead..
>>57006
Jij ook! :)
Yea, like 4 years ago or so I think. I do kinda miss msn
>>57007
Haihai!
>>57009
Yes please
No.57012
>>57009
She only found out recently, though she says that's not the issue.
>>57010
I wouldn't say everyone, but a few people moved over, yeah.
Some post on both boards, I'm still on animus some of the time.
>>57011
Okay, I'll take your word for it!
No.57013
>>57011
Dankje :3
MSN was so easy, but I guess there's Steam now for IM. Do you happen to know anything about that huge banner saying stuff about moving boards? Think they are starting to move over to the new thing again?
No.57014
>>57012
I'll just drag this board to my bookmarks too then too.
No.57016
>>57011
But youll laugh…
>>57012
How did she find out? how did she know you were -your age-?
No.57017
>>57014
Great stuff. How are you finding animus lately? Did they remove your mod powers in the end?
No.57018
>>57012
I never ever lie :3
>>57013
Mhm, steam is okay but it's not as easy as msn was. None of the people here are moving boards, atleast not that I know of..
>>57015
Was a little bit hungover earlier but pretty good now! Looking trough some old logs atm
What about you?
No.57019
>>57018
Well the same with me.
My head feels pretty much like this http://www.mspaintadventures.com/007680/007680.html
No.57020
>>57016
She found some compromising pics.
As for my age, he told her not realising what a shitstorm that was going to kick up.
>>57018
Isn't that what all liars say~?
No.57021
>>57017
Well, when Erin gave the board away I obv lost mod too. Animus is kinda meh now, but that's because most of you are here now ^^'
>>57018
Ah, oki. How are you? I woke up super okay and then had coffee and then everything went to shit hangover-wise.
No.57022
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I clearly puked my guts out, I woke up with puke in my hair.
After the 15th shot I remember nothing.
All I know is the entire vodka bottle is empty and I have a class of champagne next to me for some reason
No.57024
>>57016
I promise I won't!
>>57019
That doesen't seem very pleasent.. don't you have aspirin? *hug*
>>57020
I wouldn't know, I'm not a liar remember
>>57021
I wasen't actually that hungover, I somehow remembered to drink water before I went to bed and took an aspirin. I'm stil proud of myself
No.57025
>>57021
I always thought you did a pretty good job with the mod stuff, under the circumstances. It was a shit job to have at the best of times.
>>57022
Nicely done.
No.57026
>>56992
Too far.
>>56994
Getting a sore bottom.
>>56993
Blood, among other things.
>>57002
How often do you fap?
No.57027
>>57020
Pics? Of what? You or him?
>>57022
Did you die?
>>57024
What was I supposed to tell you again?
No.57028
>>57022
How is your butt?
>>57024
Don't worry. I am slowly recovering.
No.57029
>>57024
Smart! I didn't do any of that.
Did manage to shower and clean up the house a bit though.
>>57025
Eh, I'm fine with whatever.
No.57030
>>57024
I remember!
>>57027
Pics of him.
No.57031
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>>57027
You were going to tell me how much you love me ^^
>>57028
Coffee, bacon and eggs! If you're awake enough to prepare that..
No.57032
>>57031
I just had dinner so i'll be fine. Its 7:45 pm here.
I woke up for about 2 hours ago.
No.57034
Sha la la la
Sha la la la la la la
No.57035
>>57033
They're everywhere!
No.57036
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>>57029
I have my moments!
Oh wow, when I'm really hungover the last thing I care about is cleaning up. How did you find the motivation?
>>57030
Good ^^
>>57032
Oh so you're from Europe too! Now I wonder what country you're from..
>>57033
Iktje is really cute, I went to a con with him
No.57037
>>57030
How does this involve you?
>>57031
Are you macdonalds?
No.57039
>>57036
I am a very lazy morning person, or more of a zombie so I thought I'd appreciate it if I cleaned up :3
But yeah, coffee on an empty stomach is a big nope.
No.57040
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>>57037
No.. b-but I can pretend to be your mcdonalds!
>>57038
Tell me!
>>57039
Wow I wish I could be like that sometimes..
How was your Christmas?
No.57041
>>57034
Did the mysterious rising drunkenness go away?
No.57043
>>57037
It doesn't involve me directly. I just see the effect it's having on my bf and wish I could do something to help.
No.57044
>>57040
Let me fix that for you
>Why
Cuz im loving it
>>57043
But how does she know about you, if she just saw pics of him?
No.57045
>>57041
It just keeps getting better! It's also giving me an excuse to drink delicious teas.
No.57046
>>57044
He told her that he has a bf and my age.
No.57047
my flatmate is trying to get me to stop taking my antidepressants before we get the next batch of acid in
i am not comfortable with that
No.57048
>>57040
Eh, try it next time around ^^'
Christmas was good! Went to family and saw SWTFA. How was yours?
No.57049
>>57046
Now that, that is truely silly
>>57047
What do you need anti-d for anyway?
No.57050
>>57049
depression and anxiety
No.57051
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>>57042
Don't look at me like that.. creep!
>>57044
Oh I thought you were going to tell me a story how you just got macdonalds and it cured your hangover or something
>>57048
I'm going to do my best to try!
That sounds nice, mine was a bit weird because something happened in my family a few days before christmas :x
No.57053
>>57045
>teas
So gay. But the point is that you won the drinking contest by sending all your drunkenness a few hours into the future, and it's only hitting now!
No.57054
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>>57052
It's giving me shivers.. and you stil haven't told me where you're from!
No.57055
>>57049
Wasn't my preferred choice.
No.57056
>>57051
Oooh, what kinda thing was it?
No.57057
>>57054
You'll find out eventually.
No.57058
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>>57056
My grandpa died ;~;
That was pretty sad but the rest of my winter break was okay
>>57057
I'm not a patient person, tell me noww
No.57059
>>57051
DO I LOOK FAT TO YOU?!
Did you get a hangover tho?
>>57055
Tell him he's an idiot from me.
No.57060
>tfw Haunter is offline since 13h
h-he will wake up soon, right?
No.57061
>>57058
Nope~!
>>57059
You are not fat. I can confirm that.
No.57062
>>57058
Sorry to hear about your grandpa.
>>57059
Yeah, I'm sure that'll make him feel better.
No.57063
>>57058
Aw, my condolences.
No.57065
>>57059
Not really!
You already asked me earlier baka, but no I didn't get a hangover. I drank looots of water and took an aspirin before bed
>>57061
Pretty please?
>>57062
Thank you.
>>57063
Thanks, does your school start the 4th too?
No.57067
Clown is still passed out on the floor.
>>57053
Green tea with a tablespoon of honey, and a quarter of a lemon squeezed and dropped in is the best cure for hangovers and tastes delicious.
I'm going to send my drunkenness across an ocean to find you, slut.
>>57060
Probably was up late celebrating, he'll be back to sweep you off your feet, Akari.
No.57068
>>57067
I hear that I'm drinking tomorrow night. So that's the time to see me sort of drunk.
No.57069
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No.57070
>>57069
You need to have more patience you know.
Its a good thing.
No.57071
>>57067
He went to sleep at 3am, I saw his messages saying he is doing it 3minutes before I woke up.
Now its 5pm for him…. I hope he is alright
No.57072
>>57067
Best cure for hangovers is coffee and whatever food tbh.
I'll be drinking again by this time tomorrow anyway! I need to exploit the holiday to its fullest! I'll grab your old drunkenness then.
No.57073
>>57065
Yus, Monday's school again.
I'm kinda doing nothing right now but I should be on schedule anyway.
No.57074
Hey guys I finally got internet! Hope ya didn't miss me too much~
No.57075
>>57074
Who were you again?
No.57077
>>57074
When you left it felt as if millions of voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
No.57078
>>57075
Cambodia, visiting my distant relatives from the war.
No.57079
>>57076
Shit how'd that happen.
>>57077
Lewd.
No.57081
>>57076
>>57079
Rumours of my untimely demise have been greatly exaggerated.
No.57083
>>57078
That doesn't answer my question.
I said who, not where.
>>57080
Now you just need to play good games :^)
No.57084
>>57083
I literally only play csgo and dota
No.57085
>>57079
It is not lewd, you rude injun.
No.57086
>>57083
I have misread. I am sleepy! I'm a retired meme.
>>57081
At least you're here! I hear clown died in my absence.
>>57082
Something to be expected of brits.
>>57084
And insurgency.
No.57087
>>57086
He apparently fell off of his chair and lapsed into an alcohol induced temporary coma.
I'm sad that I missed it.
No.57088
>>57068
I probably won't drink a 5th like that for a while again. Might open a pint for you though. Don't forget to tell me when you start.
>>57071
It's adorable how in love you are! He's fine, don't worry so much.
>>57072
You have to give that elixir a try, it really works. My drunkenness was cut in half right after drinking it earlier.
>telling me when you'll be drunk
ohoho
>>57074
Pretending you weren't hugging a pillow and crying my name again? Idiot, I expect a foot massage.
No.57089
>>57084
Is it because its the only thing you got
or because you are addicted to it?
>>57086
It sounds like a very bad meme.
No.57090
>>57085
But maybe someday when they've learned
Cherokee Nation will return
Will return, will return~
Will return, will return~
>>57087
Rip, sad I missed it too :<
>>57088
I was hugging my pillow thinking of Revy.
No.57091
>>57089
The second, I havve like 350 games
No.57092
>>57088
A whole pint? Niceeee.
I'll probably start around 6/7PM GMT and just keep drinking slowly until midnight, that's what I usually do.
Tak a.k.a Mr. Rager going to join the adventure as well.
>>57090
Yep. I think they started just after I went to bed at 2am my time.
No.57094
>>57088
Weeell, fine, I even have green tea. It'll have to wait for the next time I'm hungover though, 'cause I'm fine again now!
I'm just making conversation! You didn't bully Dots for telling you he'd be drinking tomorrow!
No.57095
>>57094
>You didn't bully Dots for telling you he'd be drinking tomorrow!
Pffff. As if he'd get away with something like that. C'mon.
Also, I'll make sure I'm ready to take advantage of your drunkenness again.
No.57097