No.57100
>>57095
I've been trying to explain that I'm never taken advantage of, it's all just conceptual performance art.
No.57101
No.57102
File: 1451676857899.png (125.53 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 10926234_950421118303225_8….png)
xth for reading a fake ERP log of my character and my friend aroused me
No.57103
No.57104
>>57100
It's truly masterful.
I look forward to testing the limits of your performance once again.
>>57101
'kay.
>>57102
HAH.
No.57105
File: 1451676904965.jpg (331.51 KB, 547x810, 547:810, 5c32be91df0a3413932bcfed95….jpg)
No.57107
>>57104
Always nice to have an appreciative audience.
No.57108
>Subjected for Erin edition
I appreciate this
No.57110
>>57107
I've always appreciated guys who put lots of effort into their work. It seems only fair to return that appreciation.
No.57111
so I am thinking about starting a cryptocurrency called AnimuCoin.
however, I will need a 2GB VPS to host the seed server, so it will cost me money.
not sure if worth it.
No.57112
>>57096
That song and video was mesmerizing…
>>57092
That's around this time, way too early! I'll start drinking later in the day, it's only 2pm here.
>>57094
Oh you want to get bullied now, slut?
No.57113
No.57114
>>57112
How much later are you thinking?
I know it's early for you, but it's like I lose all of my evening otherwise.
> Oh you want to get bullied now, slut?
Or he wants to see me getting bullied.
No.57116
>>57113
it it actually to supersede the autism bux.those are reliant to the server, where as with enough users on a cryptocurrency the seed server will eventually become redundant.
No.57117
File: 1451677575523.jpg (183.06 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 26289_anime_girls_anime_gi….jpg)
No.57118
No.57119
>>57117
you said i wasn't scottish a few days ago, and that i was american
but i am scottish, baka
No.57120
No.57121
>>57110
Oh, you flatterer. To be honest it just comes naturally to me!
>>57112
No, thank you! I'm fully sober and as unlewd as can be!
No.57122
>>57121
I'm good at the whole flattery thing. Keep up the good work~!
No.57124
>>57118
huh?
>>57119
oh, my bad, you just seem so american to me, I forget about little flags, it was just kneeman anyway, so no big deal right?
No.57125
>>57124
no.
big deal.
i am not american.
No.57126
File: 1451677967730.jpg (648.73 KB, 1300x1000, 13:10, 2bb04e3a8e24fa2633bbc1884f….jpg)
No.57127
>>57125
There's nothing wrong with being a citizen in the land of the free, home of the brave.
No.57128
No.57129
>>57123
sorry I borrowed revy, it just felt like a good intro image.
>>57125
I would correct this issue by telling kneeman, you're not an amerifag, but steam is being dumbshits right now for me.
No.57130
>>57128
But muh guns and freedoms
No.57131
>>57129
Next time you must ask if you wish to use her! She is precious to me!
No.57132
No.57133
>>57131
Its technically not illegal.
You just said no revy lewds.
No.57134
>>57133
I make up the rules as I go, baby.
No.57135
>>57134
Its not on the sticky.
Ergo its not official.
>Arguing with noun about the rules on his board
Yes i know its silly.
No.57136
I'm in tears someone help me
https://www.facebook.com/HollywoodShawtyz/videos/1000619853309365/?__mref=message_bubble
>>57114
Probably 7 hours. I'll see how the day goes, might be able to cut an hour or two off.
Either way, I'm going to bully you while you're drunk~
>>57121
You're a good boy, Skandi.
No.57137
>>57135
I'm only joking, he can post whatever the hell he wants lol.
EXCEPT LEWDS. If those are posted it's an indefinite ban.
No.57138
File: 1451678859435.png (422.74 KB, 604x1000, 151:250, 6873da4e0421544b8b56a5b36.png)
>>57131
I treat all gun girls equally. and I only use the revy images where she is holding a gun
I really like gun girls, like really like gun girls, like I wish I was one.
>>57132
wait, steams working now, but I don't think I got kneeman anymore.
No.57139
>>57136
7 hours from now? That'd be 3am for me…probably too late for me, I'm usually half asleep by then.
Even though it'd be interesting to see you try to bully me~
No.57140
File: 1451678919039.png (Spoiler Image, 80.32 KB, 636x358, 318:179, Revy_135231_penis.png)
>>57137
Yes i know you were.
And don't worry i'm gonna be careful about what i post.
No.57142
Who else here is working on new years day?
No.57144
>>57096
first for how do normal people live
No.57145
>>57143
It's more fun when you're not good, though.
No.57146
>>57142
I was on duty from 8:00 yesterday morning until 8:00 this morning, and I had watch from 3:00 to 8:00, I slept 4 hours before watch then got home and slept 5 more hours, so, I was on a ship all night.
No.57147
>>57146
That sounds like an exciting life. I wish I could join the military. It was my dream to become a marine or join the army.
No.57148
wait where is the circlejerk application form
also
>>57147
why didn't you? smoking exempt you from service?
No.57149
File: 1451679893672.jpg (903.54 KB, 2480x1374, 1240:687, 47110_anime_girls_anime_gi….jpg)
>>57147
duty is boring, my job is the interesting part, and actual watches I'll be standing later as I get qualified on this ship, for now, i just make sure no one walks off with confidential classified materials.
No.57150
>>57148
There is none. But whatever noun says. Don't post your dick. (Or pussy if you have that)
No.57151
>>57148
I had heart surgery as a kid preventing me from joining.
>>57149
Do you carry a weapon?
No.57152
File: 1451680070721.jpg (Spoiler Image, 145.24 KB, 800x533, 800:533, 1423082939893.jpg)
>>57150
y-you mean like this~?
>>57151
but you have no heart noun
No.57154
>>57145
More fun for you, probably. And for me, occasionally.
No.57155
>>57152
I do, and it's very big!
No.57156
>>57151
we have a sledgehammer, for extreme emergencies, but we leave the gun toting to the Master at arms, and the marines.
No.57157
File: 1451680262215.png (Spoiler Image, 111.5 KB, 1080x1407, 360:469, 1449472550367.png)
>>57153
s-sorry master…
>>57155
just like your rock hard soul
No.57158
>>57154
That and it stretches your performance arts to the limit.
No.57160
>>57158
the only thing that would do that would be skandi domming
reversed roles are so fun to think about
No.57161
>>57157
You know me too well.
>>57159
Good afternoon!
No.57164
>>57136
No. I'm the only one who gets to call him a good boy.
No.57165
>>57160
>Skandi
>domming
Nope, can't imagine it.
No.57166
>>57158
Uh. Oh right yes, the performance art!
>>57159
Gooood afternoon, Bittersweet!
>>57160
>>57165
I do occasionally dom, though! There's not much dominance in me, but it happens sometimes when the stars are right.
No.57168
>>57164
I'll call him a good boy if I want to.
What do you think you're doing to do about it, huh?
>>57166
Yep! And other stuff.
I shall wait for the glorious day where you manage to dom for a whole minute.
No.57169
>>57167
I'm great, a little tired though.
No.57170
>>57159
i'm unsure if you're gay or not
>>57163
his ass done need some cooling from some sick burn fam tbh
>>57164
>>57165
you guys need more imagination
cute people domming is so fun to think about though! told you so anyhow! >>57166
No.57171
>>57167
this girl is cute and rather than searching google for her I am going to ask you more about her so that we can conversation.
No.57172
>>57167
I'm good. Finally have internet. About to teach some noobs how to play Elite: Dangerous. Pretty cozy tbh we're all in a skype call.
No.57173
>>57170
Oh, I could imagine someone else doing it, just not Skandi.
I'm cute and I dom.
No.57174
>>57164
>making yourself the only source of my favourite drug
You're horrible, master.
>>57167
Hungover! As is to be expected! You doing any better?
>>57168
I dom my master once in a while! And Moe before he decided to get all monogamous! I'm not pretending to be anything other than a sub, 'cause I'm really not, I'm just saying!
No.57175
>>57174
Yeah, but come on.
A fly could dom Moe or Miles. By accident.
No.57176
File: 1451680962800.jpg (905.09 KB, 1243x888, 1243:888, 0d73e557a0250e4abea276c379….jpg)
Lesson to learn kids, dont over tighten your snakebite piercing and then realise the backings embeded itself under the skin of you lip,…
No.57177
Who wants to play some Insurgency?
No.57178
>>57169
Oh didn't drink as much?
>>57170
Bi fam
>>57171
Here you go http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=1276515
Found the artist yesterday, wish he/she did more of her
>>57172
Oh that sounds fun
>>57174
No! You should rest and im doing ok
No.57179
File: 1451681090546.jpg (97.6 KB, 989x1400, 989:1400, 10300a5294913e9956b94c1137….jpg)
>>57175
A rouugh fart could dom them better imho
No.57180
>>57178
I don't know. I emptied a bottle of rum myself
and then i had about 7 shots. I've also had a 2 beer i think.
No.57181
>>57175
Arguably, yes! I didn't say either was any particular challenge! Especially not Moe! Just that I'm not a slutty sub, I'm merely extremely subby!
>>57178
It's too late to nap, I'll just have to tough it out. Glad to hear you're doing okay, though!
No.57182
>>57179
Pretty much.
Miles is lucky I haven't dommed him (or Skandi) mercilessly yet.
No.57183
>>57181
"Not a pu.re sub."
No.57184
>>57178
every faggot here is bi tbh
except for skandi
>>57179
who likes to be dommed by rough farts, they're stinky as fuck
>>57182
how do you dom someone mercilessly?
No.57185
File: 1451681296225.jpg (264.39 KB, 637x900, 637:900, 35f575cd1c2cd6bd095421ac1a….jpg)
>>57182
let me have hem after you, then they will know the true meaning of being fucked over by real doms
No.57186
>>57178
well, brings about another question, what's good translator for firefox, I'm so used to chrome just asking me if I want it translated.
No.57187
>>57181
I know.
There are enough slutty subs around here, anyway.
>>57184
That's for them to find out.
>>57185
I almost feel sorry for them.
No.57188
>>57182
I have the defence of being too nervous to talk to people offchan! You can't dom me!
>>57184
Huh? I am bi! Fallen in love with and had sex with both genders!
No.57189
>>57174
It's more special if I'm the only one who gets to tell you what you are!
>>57168
Block you.
No.57190
No.57191
>>57180
Then you must be good at handling your alcohol..I think
>>57181
Dont worry you just need some late breakfast! Coming right up!
>>57184
Skandi just loves cock its understandable tbh fam
>>57186
But I use chrome too! Here, what games do you like or what do you like to do?
No.57192
>>57188
Don't be so sure!
>>57189
You could, but you'd miss talking to me.
No.57193
>>57192
T-then please understand that's our special term! I let other people bully him, but I'm his master. I'm the only one who gets to decide if he's truly a good boy or not!
No.57194
File: 1451681591589.jpg (692.42 KB, 1300x1105, 20:17, 50bfcbd901b1f234745799aa65….jpg)
>>57187
You break their bodies dotty, I'll finish them off with a cat o nine tails amd a [aor of mairgolds
No.57195
>>57187
it all ends up with a dick in the butt anyways
>>57188
oh
but you like dick more though?
also do girls even exist around these parts? all i see is gay
>>57191
because you love cock too or you are someone who satisfies love for cocks?
No.57196
>>57193
Okay, I'll be nice.
>>57194
Hah. Sounds you'd be the one breaking their bodies.
No.57197
File: 1451681713812.jpg (340.52 KB, 1500x1072, 375:268, 35520_anime_girls_anime_gi….jpg)
No.57198
File: 1451681771679.png (654.17 KB, 756x1000, 189:250, 37233a7602737c1a3b4386e7e1….png)
>>57193
miles….. give me your steam
>>57196
Just finishing them off, then I'll psychologically torture them…
No.57199
>>57189
Yes, master.
>>57191
Late breakfast is the devil's playground!
>Skandi just
NO BULLY
>>57192
To be honest, I'm completely sure!
>>57195
If genitals are the only thing that matters, I prefer guys. Counting overall, though, it's pretty much a 50/50 thing!
No.57201
>>57139
Tomorrow, when you're drinking.
No.57202
File: 1451681853834.png (1.3 MB, 1000x929, 1000:929, 93446abc634d6e1b9bd256ed22….png)
No.57203
>no one wants to play games
No.57204
>>57198
I really can't add anyone else. I like dot, but it's hard to talk to him sometimes because of how anxious I get! It's just better to talk to me here. If I go absent mid conversation you can just tell Skandi to remind me to check /lewd/.
>>57199
Good boy!
No.57205
>>57198
what do if you accidentally kill the sub though
>>57199
no wonder why so many people like traps
No.57206
>>57200
miles please give me ur steam
>>57199
i want you to give me you steam please thankyou
No.57207
>>57200
No probs.
>>57201
Promises, promises~
No.57208
>>57195
It isn't always about the cock!
>>57197
I see well what about anime? Are you watching any right now?
>>57199
I will just sneak in your room and leave breakfast every night near you till you eat it! Im not a bully!
No.57210
File: 1451682192239.jpg (431.46 KB, 2893x4092, 263:372, d3beae8d0b18be681a98661a01….jpg)
>>57205
you fuck the corpse, after draining all the blood and fluids of course.. tsk amateurs ..
>>57204
aw please add me miles
No.57211
>>57208
it's usually about that or the butt
so are you a fan of the butt?
>>57203
haha he actually plays games instead of shitposting and being gay what a fgt
also a general question- how does one choose what to avatarfag?
No.57214
>>57206
see >>57204
Skandi is far worse with Steam than I am, it's not even worth trying to ask him…
No.57217
>>57204
Thank you, master!
>>57205
I guess not! No traps for me, though, I like to keep my guys and girls separate.
>>57206
Sorry, won't work! I'm even worse than Miles when it comes to being nervous about IM stuff.
>>57208
Uh, well, that's fine, then! I'll wake up in the morning and eat breakfast in the morning like a normal person!
No.57218
>>57202
now I just gotta wait for it to install.
>>57208
oh, I just finished yuki yuno is a hero, I watched a majority of it a while back when episodes were still erring, oh and I started another, gotta keep watching that.
No.57220
>>57191
Probably, i don't know. But it was a good party.
No.57221
>>57214
im onlyt looking to chat.. I havent got skandis either
No.57223
>>57213
because they are creations from japan to control us into all becoming gay, thus reducing the birthrate of the white population and overturning the world in a wave of nip
or something
>>57215
it's afternoon you wierdo
No.57227
>>57209
Hmph
>>57211
I dont mind the butt, do you?
>>57212
Hello cake but im not your master
>>57215
Evening!
>>57218
Nice nice, if you want im always done to watch anime with someone!
>>57220
Fuggin normie! jk glad you had fun
No.57228
>>57213
shit, quit turning me into a further degenerate
>>57215
it's afternoon though
>>57216
comfy
>>57217
aren't traps the whole gateway gayshit for most of the people here? that or shota experimentation
No.57230
>>57213
If only I knew.
They make me want to get cat ears and a tail for someone.
No.57235
>>57223
Omg it all makes sense now!
>>57228
Just admit you want to cuddle and kiss with a catboy~
>>57230
I actually have cat ears that I bought at a con :3
No.57236
>>57227
butt, dick, dickbutt, it's all good
though shit sex drive though so taking it in the butt is more attainable plus it feels pretty good
>>57231
post more comfy anon
No.57237
>>57227
I actually don't know if i can define myself as a normie or not.
No.57238
File: 1451682716086.jpg (173.22 KB, 1488x701, 1488:701, 52523_anime_girls_anime_gi….jpg)
>>57227
I would stream, but my internet here is pretty shit, but there's this addon called showgoers that syncs netflix for multiple people.
No.57240
>>57235
Now you just need a nice tail~
No.57241
No.57243
File: 1451682799131.jpg (554.96 KB, 773x569, 773:569, 01c944a769371f6abc03ed64d7….jpg)
>>57235
I have a tail..
>>57236
So daisies where do you hail from?
No.57244
>>57239
Hi there Canada. I love your choice of images.
No.57245
>>57243
>That pic
Thats hot.
No.57247
>>57240
I wonder if you buy those seperately!
>>57240
I've been super patient, now tell me ^^
No.57248
>>57221
What I'm saying is that neither of us have the social skills to just talk 1 on 1 out of the blue like that…
No.57250
>>57226
Door's always open~
>>57227
You really upset me! I want you to know I pouted!
No.57251
>>57235
where do you find them then?
>>57243
the land of the free and home of the brave
>>57239
comfy… more!
>>57244
does noun want to cuddle a woman… or does he want to be the woman?
No.57254
>>57236
I see, may your drive rip
>>57237
50% normie?
>>57238
Dont worry about that, I would take care of everything if you every wanted
>>57242
>>57250
Hmph
No.57255
>>57247
Click the link, then you'll find out.
>>57252
Are you trying to give me a boner here?
No.57262
>>57247
if you can*
>>57251
I wish I knew ;~;
Normal boys are cute too though
>>57255
Ohh that's the flag of Norway, right?
No.57263
>>57254
Thats a good way to describe it.
>>57259
*Boner intensifies*
Stop it!
No.57264
No.57265
>>57261
I want to fuck Medusa.
No.57266
File: 1451683234353.jpg (229.91 KB, 1000x889, 1000:889, ca4fbf056f8ec926d16f9c7027….jpg)
No.57267
>>57254
my drive is currently somewhere out taking a break along with my mental state
they'll be back in five maybe
>>57255
were we not supposed to have boners in this thread?
>>57261
so much comfy…
>>57262
yeah, i suppose…
still prefer catboys though!
No.57268
File: 1451683262292.jpg (39.01 KB, 450x661, 450:661, bddb94aa432f627d8ec563aa48….jpg)
>>57264
Woopsies, I was close! I didn't want to cheat and look it up..
No.57269
>>57254
oh, cool, I'm down to watch anything with you, so long as it's not like one piece or bleach or sumthing along those lines.
No.57270
>>57251
It's pretty obvious that I want to get in a fist fight with the woman and hate fuck her until dawn.
No.57271
>>57270
As long as she's revy though. We have to be on equal terms.
No.57272
>>57266
>
>>57267
Perhaps.
>>57268
You are forgiven.
No.57273
>>57267
What about normal boys with cat ears?
No.57274
File: 1451683386282.jpg (788.21 KB, 1242x888, 207:148, 9d1c99a1fbcace57bc017f116b….jpg)
No.57275
>>57260
>>57267
Aaand now I'm out
>>57265
She'll get you hard as a rock.
No.57276
>>57272
T-Thanks, next time I'll do better!
No.57277
>>57270
>>57271
aaaah, so noun likes domming powerful things
poor submissive traps
>>57272
well hopefully we were
r-right?
>>57273
they're pretty cool too…
>>57275
ow? also, what a terrible pun… you rock them quite well, though
No.57278
>>57275
That was pretty clever. +1 for canada. What should I call you by the way?
No.57279
>>57277
Lacky, is that you?
No.57280
File: 1451683574560.jpg (983.9 KB, 2591x3624, 2591:3624, df0ef4b5fbdc4306ca185f1586….jpg)
I know you from somewhere else Daisies.. what board?
No.57281
File: 1451683606079.png (178.76 KB, 500x683, 500:683, tumblr_no3557rRSJ1u41kbzo1….png)
>>57277
Pretty cool? …that's all?
No.57282
>>57276
*pats head*
Don't worry. Its cool.
>>57274
I kinda wish i was that guy.
>>57277
Maybe.
No.57283
>>57254
Don't give me that hmph you slut, come over here and give me that hug you owe me!
No.57284
>>57267
5 minutes? How should we celebrate?
>>57269
Ok cool, how about Rin Daughters of Mnemosyne?
>>57283
No! All you get is a hmph for me!
No.57285
File: 1451683707147.jpg (581.56 KB, 569x773, 569:773, ee049f945ef4d9b3dc3fc7b1c5….jpg)
No.57286
>>57279
maybe it is, maybe not
you have a pretty big friends list though, could be anyone!
>>57280
never really went anywhere else besides a certain place or a certain thing
>>57281
you could say they're purrfect
>>57282
probably
No.57287
>>57278
Anon works fine.
>>57277
I am a punny guy.
No.57289
>>57286
Your phrase about gay and anime sounds very familiar….
No.57290
>>57287
>I am a punny guy.
I'll call you Canny.
No.57291
>>57285
Did you know that there is a term called reverse rape?
>>57288
Who?
No.57292
>>57290
No Canon works better c'mon
No.57293
File: 1451683880387.jpg (1.17 MB, 4668x2932, 1167:733, 86836-tc1995-anime-anime-g….jpg)
>>57284
found a wiki
>featuring grotesque and erotic visuals.
yes, oh god yes.
No.57294
File: 1451683922500.jpg (215.22 KB, 572x800, 143:200, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….jpg)
>>57291
Its not rape if its consentual :3
No.57295
>>57292
We can switch between the two. Canon can be his formal name whereas Canny can be his little nick name.
No.57296
>>57295
Alright we'll do this but I won't like it
No.57297
>>57294
This is like the fifth time I've seen consensual spelled that way here, is that a meme?
No.57298
>>57296
We could play Rock Paper Scissors Shoe over it.
No.57299
>>57294
Still. The thought about getting fucked by something supernatural… Its great.
No.57300
>>57287
i propose Canon- we can do it anyhow
>>57289
well, where do you think you've seen me from you nerd?
>>57297
only if that picture of yours is a meymey
No.57301
>>57297
no its how its spelt :3
No.57302
>>57293
Ok cool I will add you on steam when I get on and we can watch it whenever!
No.57303
File: 1451684356461.jpg (194.52 KB, 848x1200, 53:75, 9f31b135596244e4ca5ce81c3e….jpg)
>>57300
not sure but ima analysing your speech, phrases and patterns
>>57299
exactly
No.57304
>>57298
What wins against the Shoe?
>>57300
It is not.
>>57301
Meme confirmed.
No.57305
>>57302
I'm down anytime, I'll be on all day, may even start drinking soon.
No.57306
>>57304
>Posting the same pic
For what purpose?
No.57307
File: 1451684593856.jpg (188.57 KB, 1000x719, 1000:719, 2e133ca668b32c5dc4a247fefc….jpg)
>>57304
Hardly a meme.. believe what you will though, i'm not in the habit of meming..
No.57308
>>57304
I have been sitting here thinking if "shoe" is even used in the game. I know it's said but I don't think it's a power. I haven't played it forever, lel.
No.57309
>>57306
Because I like it.
>>57307
I believe in magic and the power of friendship tbh
No.57310
>>57305
Just wondering what is your timezone?
No.57311
>>57309
Normally i don't got anything against it,
but there is something annoying about it.
No offense.
No.57312
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>>57310
eastern standard, I'm in virginia.
No.57313
>>57290
Like that girl from Street Fighter?
That's my favourite character!
>>57300
Why Cano-
Ohh I just got it.
No.57314
>>57304
i have yet to see that, delicious breakfast item
>>57303
catch me if you can, monstergrill
>>57313
we need to pair him up with someone for a canon relationship ok i'll stop now
No.57315
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>>57309
Thats a good attitude to have <3
K going to shop back in 10
No.57316
>>57314
But relationships are gay.
No.57317
>>57312
Ok great we're in the same time
No.57318
>>57316
where do you think you are?
No.57319
>>57316
You're face is gay.
No.57320
>>57311
that's k man
>>57314
Thank you for the compliment ^^
>>57308
I think you mean "shoot", man
No.57321
>Try watching anime
>Like it
>Can't bother to finish it
What's wrong with me?
No.57322
>>57320
you're welcome
>>57321
>try watching anime
>end up shitposting sleeping or playing vidya
iktf
also i must go for shitposting has gone on too long
farewell for now /lewd/
No.57323
>>57321
You dont want it to end..maybe idk
No.57324
>>57318
A Christian imageboard?
>>57319
I'll face you, you gay.
No.57326
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>>57317
oh, cool, so, when you wanna watch it?
No.57336
>>57327
sounds good to me. can't wait.
No.57337
>>57333
>that doujin
Decent taste.
No.57339
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Baack see I didn't miss much aw well …
No.57342
>>57336
Great!
>>57339
Welcome back
No.57344
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>>57341
Tak my lovely hows you?
>>57342
Thank you dearest <3
No.57345
>>57339
there was a bonfire actually
No.57346
>>57344
It's been a weird day.
>go to stripclub
>spends hours and $2500 in there
>walk outside, feeling shameful
>immediately struck by car
No.57347
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>>57345
shame, could have thrown a few cadavers on
No.57348
>>57346
You spend 2500 bucks in a strip club?
No.57349
No.57351
>>57343
I have no idea what you mean.
No.57352
>>57351
He wants to do the dirty stuff.
No.57353
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No.57354
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>>57351
I won't say it in public..
No.57355
>>57344
Why is there tomato juice on her?
No.57356
>>57353
I have $470,000 left so I'm not bothered
No.57357
File: 1451687673223.gif (Spoiler Image, 999.83 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 13753020685895.gif)
No.57358
File: 1451687684904.jpg (504.46 KB, 572x800, 143:200, 4a4903a24199dabcbee5fe3c92….jpg)
>>57346
man that is some shit luck
>>57349
Thankyou <3
>>57354
Makes a change, but we've probably herd it all before, thats for the best I suppose
>>57355
That aint not juice
>>57356
top kekl
No.57359
>>57342
also I found this on the pixiv page you sent me to.
No.57360
>>57347
You missed a crucial chance to get rid of evidence
No.57361
>>57357
what?
>>57358
but it was hilarious
No.57362
>>57352
Digging?
>>57354
How dignified.
No.57363
File: 1451687799189.png (804.55 KB, 614x865, 614:865, 966221bc5fa28ba56cdb1ecf80….png)
>>57360
Its easy to get rid of anything if you wish
No.57364
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>>57362
You caught me at a good time
No.57365
>>57363
Then why do you still have them
No.57366
>>57362
oh, I found that image I was looking for.
No.57368
>>57365
It strengthens my willpower and i like to bide my tie
>>57367
Some kind of fluid
No.57369
god typing one handed sux
No.57370
>>57368
Do you like such fluid?
No.57371
>>57369
*easy masturbation joke*
No.57372
>>57367
oh, cool, I'll be going through that for the next bit then.
No.57373
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>>57370
Yes in all fluids, just not piss or scatt..
>>57371
nah i could just say im riding an anal plug and type at the same time.. but if you can guess why i'm typing one handed i'll give you a prize..
No.57374
>>57370
bit give me your steam
No.57376
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>>57375
Its something you can do one handed, and it can be messy,
No.57377
>>57372
He/She is my one of my favorite!
>>57373
What experience do you have with it? Yea sure http://steamcommunity.com/id/MushiMaster I will get on in about 15 minutes
No.57380
>>57376
This pose gets me off.
No.57382
>>57381
How is that lewd??
No.57383
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>>57379
Close..
>>57380
Its a nice pose :3
No.57384
>>57382
'Cause cowgirl is a sex position, virgin.
No.57385
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No.57387
>>57383
It's my favorite.
>>57384
I've had my cock sucked before, does that still count me as a virgin?
No.57388
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>>57386
It helps if you are thouragh and grasp tightly, but still be gentle
No.57389
>>57387
Technically yeah, I think. Or rather, there is no "technically" since it's kinda hazy for guys. Most people would say you're still a virgin, at least.
No.57390
>>57383
Isn't that a ship girl?
No.57391
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>>57390
I dunno I got it in an image board.. sadly
No.57392
>>57389
The more you know! I'm saving my sluttyness for my waifu when I inevitably find her, you little normie shit!
No.57393
>>57392
I meant purity, not *p u r e ness* that god damn filter.
No.57395
>>57392
>normie
There's no need to be hurtful.
No.57396
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No.57399
>>57395
I still want to lovingly murder you in a sexual way, skandi. It's all good!
No.57400
>>57388
Eating a gogurt?
I give up…
No.57401
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>>57400
Cleaning my piercings all 10 of them…
No.57402
>>57377
they're pretty awesome, I have a few of their images already.
No.57403
its actually pretty warm here with the sun out
also, happy new years everyone!
No.57404
>>57401
You misled me.
Eating is not close to "cleaning piercings" at all
No.57406
>>57399
Oh. Uh. Yeah, I guess that's fine, then.
No.57407
No.57410
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>>57404
You drink the saline i use to clean with
But seriously I was also licking and sucking an ice lolly so you wher very close..
No.57724