No.57745
>>57739
What am I looking at?
No.57749
First for best boy!
Senti lets play some Insurgency.
No.57751
>>57739
Best trap has returned.
pinches butt
No.57752
>>57750
>>57751
Stop being so thirsty
No.57753
fun at the beach
its fcking freezing
No.57755
>>57737
i just maybe might…
how many people are you lewd with before you are a slut?
No.57757
File: 1451704608441.jpg (1.34 MB, 1178x1600, 589:800, 1b86e38e4e64166152f54ce925….jpg)
>>57739
Btw its thread 161 but I fucked up so now you fucked up
No.57758
>>57755
Is it really being lewd with someone if only 1 person gets off to it ?
>>57754
No.57759
>>57758
wait, who's getting off to it then!?
No.57761
I sat with the new thread link on my screen for like 10 minutes before I realized there was a new one.
No.57762
>>57759
I said I would just say stuff, not touch myself to it unless I was horny enough So you
>>57760
No.57763
Insurgency coop if anyone wants to join.
No.57764
>>57749
Maybe after star trek!!
I'm still really bad at it. I don't know how to type into the game chat or pick up weapons ^-^"
>>57751
Don't make me put oven mitts on those hands!!
>>57757
I saw both of the 159s and didn't do anything to make it better >:3c
No.57767
>>57762
but half of the fun is getting people off…
No.57768
>>57764
Oh? I might have to rub around for a bit until I get a good enough grip.
Y or T to chat. K to voice chat. F to pick up weapons.
No.57770
>>57767
I w-was trying to sound intimidating and say I wouldn't get off to it when I would
No.57772
>>57768
I use a 360 controller and have just been learning how to do stuff by trial+error ^-^"
No.57773
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No.57776
>>57772
A controller for fps games. It's like you want to be punished.
No.57778
>>57764
I could teach you everything you need to know!
No.57780
>>57778
You are learning quickly, you might me able to.
No.57783
>>57776
When it's all you've done since you were ten year's old…
My little brother says he's going to use the keyboard when he starts playing Insurgency. He'll be able to compare it to using a controller and I'll trust his opinion. For all I know you're a twacked out anti-controller nutcase who spreads lies like a mac user, chrome user or CSGO player!!
I was trying to push "t" in game for text and it wasn't working, as "t" is commonly used for that. I'll mess with it later tonight.
>>57778
:D I'm still playing Co-op because I don't want to fuck up my KD where it matters while learning.
No.57784
>>57763
ill play after im done with league with friends, but youll have to teach me
No.57785
File: 1451705871915.jpg (176.77 KB, 751x1064, 751:1064, red_army_by_alchemaniac-d6….jpg)
>>57782
I don't have an older sister.
>>57781
asshole is best hole.
No.57788
dunsel might be a working man but he should make time for his friends too…
No.57792
Like a heavy metal fruit.
No.57793
>>57780
But I'm the best… around. Nothins' ever gonna bring me down.
>>57783
But you might end up being better than me if you keep practicing! :d~
No.57794
I still like that chopstick folder.
No.57795
>>57770
i don't mind non intimidating doms! they're the ones that can't hurt me!
No.57796
>>57783
It's a proven fact you filthy console peasant! …Seriously it's all preference, I don't care what people use. For me after I started playing fps games on PC I could never go back to using a controller. It felt so unresponsive for what I needed it to do, then again there are nerds like you who are probably pro with it. I wonder how a controller would work in CSGO when you buy it.
Try Y.
noun's still learnin on coop
>>57793
You'll get there if you hold my hand~
No.57797
You still have my void folder right?
No.57798
>>57794
ty i worked hard on collecting these cultured illustrations mang
No.57799
>>57782
I've fapped to this before, but I can't find it now, what hentai is this?
No.57800
>>57797
It should be on my HDD but not sure
No.57801
File: 1451706589557.jpg (78.59 KB, 409x666, 409:666, It's like a jungle sometim….jpg)
>>57798
I thought you got it from someone but if you did it yourself that is pretty great
No.57802
>>57800
I am glad you still have it, I think i got like 20 more images after giving it to you so I will update it some time, do you have steam?
No.57803
>>57801
Nah I just started it one day, the first day I made it I built like 250 and slowly culled images after that
>>57802
Yeah. Whose lists are you on I can find you
No.57804
>>57803
Damn, that's some kind of mad skills.
I got from 100 to 1105 on my main folder in 3hrs due to autismal comprehension or something.
Colbs or anyones i'm major tom pic related.
No.57805
>>57802
who the hell is jommo 004, those images are totally SD's thing, I know it's SD
No.57806
File: 1451707046498.jpg (294.34 KB, 797x1024, 797:1024, And be a simple kind of ma….jpg)
>>57805
You're a clever one gridds.
song related even though it's jumo 004, first jet engine in world.
No.57807
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Fuck, i'm retarded with this.
No.57808
>>57806
also, you didn't get rid of the flag for the first few posts.
No.57809
File: 1451707211907.jpg (298.08 KB, 860x689, 860:689, a4381169eeb9b35ba5504993c6….jpg)
No.57810
>>57795
I'm into hurting people though
No.57812
>>57810
Can i lick your ball like that too?
No.57813
>>57809
vodka is a good thing.
No.57816
>>57810
i mean emotionally, silly! physical pain is fine… as long as it's nothing too bloody!
No.57817
File: 1451707487423.jpg (289.41 KB, 1600x793, 1600:793, 5b84e2ae1cb5625f6c71dc4635….jpg)
No.57818
>>57814
Is there anything wrong about that?
No.57820
>>57817
great song.
would you cuddle with me
No.57821
File: 1451707629844.png (639.79 KB, 662x939, 662:939, 972b20b31295aef1aff16534f4….png)
>>57816
o-oh well you still haven't added me so oh well !
>>57818
I am a p ure maiden
>>57819
No.57823
No.57824
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No.57825
No.57826
>>57821
i don't know who you are!?
No.57828
File: 1451707753014.jpg (523.47 KB, 1006x689, 1006:689, a543b169968dbd0d431d8dbff7….jpg)
>>57820
I like their finnish song s too.
I do random things when drunk.
No.57830
File: 1451707799553.png (709.12 KB, 1000x1150, 20:23, b31dd10bea2bd1123a6214f371….png)
No.57832
>>57830
Why won't you let me? I thirst…
No.57833
File: 1451707905478.jpg (198.86 KB, 850x1197, 850:1197, sample_5a78796a55c652b0c0e….jpg)
>>57832
too thirsty is a turn off, I want to be the one to initiate !
>>57831
No.57834
>>57828
that's promising
>>57829
also, I have tequila too.
No.57835
>>57830
Why did you remove me?
>>57834
Hahaha!
No.57837
No.57838
File: 1451708172953.jpg (133.55 KB, 420x296, 105:74, brunettes guns cows anime ….jpg)
>>57835
do you like having you're ear lobes nibbled?
-nibbles you ear lobe before you can answer-
No.57840
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No.57842
>>57839
fuck, I'm trying to be dominant here and all I want to do is apologize now, I'm sorry.
-kisses your neck-
No.57844
>>57842
I have that effect since I pull off thje neutral stereotype.
Are you doing well today gridds?
No.57846
No.57847
>>57845
Is that me and you ?
No.57848
No.57850
File: 1451708776157.jpg (112.64 KB, 850x434, 425:217, guilty till proven innocen….jpg)
No.57851
File: 1451708790333.jpg (1.38 MB, 1000x1405, 200:281, 8ac66c1b970e6f33c45057509d….jpg)
No.57852
>>57849
tfw spent the last few days of my freedom shitpostiing
fuck
No.57853
No.57854
>>57844
I'm not too bad, the blisters and scabs on my hands aren't hurting so bad now, but I missed new years because I had duty, shit sucks, we did have a happy new year watch hat though so that was cool.
No.57855
>>57846
Shhhh secrets.
>>57847
I call being the girl.
No.57858
>>57843
but he is offline for 8 hours its already time to wake up
No.57859
File: 1451709085693.png (860.5 KB, 1500x1072, 375:268, 6c56577d444b5f2e05c95d2350….png)
Chile el viva, tequila!
>>57854
goood, I had some of those after firing the pistol for 6 hours straight
Never agin.
No.57861
>>57856
aaah one day posting in this gay hole and it's already so lewd…
damn it i blame you
No.57862
Don't read this
I'm serious
I don't mean any of this
Maybe i should sleep
Why does no one wanna do lewd stuff with me
No.57863
>>57861
You've already been turned into a little sissy.
No.57864
>>57861
I'll show you lewd..
>>57862
Who are yto?
No.57865
>>57860
Let me take off your shirt and lie on top of you while licking and kissing your chest and slowly putting my cock inside you
No.57866
File: 1451709219800.jpg (70.38 KB, 600x853, 600:853, another_ak_girl_by_ebr_kii….jpg)
>>57859
mine was cycling main steam stop valves for 6hours straight, and they don't go easy when cold, steam softens the packing when hot.
No.57868
No.57869
File: 1451709292930.jpg (694.03 KB, 704x1000, 88:125, 2c336b966d8c3663564e554a9c….jpg)
>>57860
YOU FUCKING WHORE
I will murder you on the spot
No.57870
File: 1451709301929.png (336.91 KB, 500x631, 500:631, 6ff6b7e7ec94cbc5e73e2d0e91….png)
>>57866
I don't umderstamd, but okay.
>>57868
Oh, the swede, are you oding good?
No.57872
Darwie, don't be so hateful
I love docile you.
No.57873
>>57869
It was in a random folder I downloaded, please, I'm sorry!
No.57874
>>57873
You could technically choose not to post it.
>>57869
Take it easy! We don't want people to get hurt here!
>>57870
I'm no swede!
No.57877
>>57864
>>57863
i am not a sissy! i still formally maintain my position as a switch even if everyone's always sticking me on bottom!
No.57878
>>57856
I love you Noun <3 you're always what I'm thinking about, first thing in the morning last thing at night. My chest is heavy when I think about you, and it hurts when you're away. Every moment I spend talking to you I feel happier.
No.57879
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No.57880
No.57881
>>57878
This is the most heartwarming reply ever.
No.57882
>>57870
there's no steam in the system right now, so the valves are cold, packing is used to keep, steam or whater from leaking out around the valve stem, so when it's cold the valve stem doesn't move very easily making the handwheel hard to turn, so it takes more effort and time to cycle a valve full open and full shit, and he did this 4 times, it took 6 hours.
No.57883
>>57880
I know you you swede
No.57884
>>57878
I wrote out way more then this!! Mobile posting sucks so much..
No.57885
No.57886
Will the cucking every stop?
No.57887
>>57886
What happened now?
No.57889
>>57881
>>57884
Oh okay, it did write out my whole post. Just didn't show me on mobile..
No.57890
>>57886
everyone's a slut, but no one can have children so no one's getting cucked…
No.57892
>>57887
>>57888
>>57890
Nothing, time to sleep
No.57894
>>57892
Do you want me to take over?
No.57897
>>57892
>Nothing
Oh what could you be hiding? Well goodnight
No.57898
>>57893
I'll tell akarin you're bullying me.
>>57894
TAKE OVE RWHAT? POSTING?
>>57897
:3ccccc
No.57899
>>57898
Oh. I thought it was something away from the computer. Nevermind then.
No.57900
>>57897
So bit have you prepared yourself for the rape?
No.57902
>>57898
i'm not bullying you
No.57905
File: 1451710295379.png (860.5 KB, 1500x1072, 375:268, 6c56577d444b5f2e05c95d2350….png)
>>57902
I know, you're BR chan, youre fun.
No.57906
>>57899
HERES MY LAST (you) FOR YOU BEFORE SLEEP
>>57902
Say that to my face, idiot
Bit's not getting a (you) he's to much of a cuck
No.57908
>>57906
Are you mad at me since you make those caps?
No.57909
>>57906
>Implying you're not the biggest cuck here
No.57910
>>57905
i'm not from BR chan
>>57906
why are you calling me a idiot? baka!
No.57912
I wanna cuddleFuck all my favorite people here.
No.57913
>>57909
How rude of Gropy.
I'll give you a (You) then.
No.57914
>>57912
And who are your favorite people?
No.57916
>>57910
Why you post wiht BR flag like that one guy?
No.57921
insurgency is fucking hard, so hard to aim and you cant see anything ever
No.57922
I don't think I've killed anyone with a shotgun in that game. Even point blank.
No.57923
No.57924
>>57922
You gotta get them slugs, yo.
No.57926
>>57921
i played it a bit and thought it was boring and too easy to kill/die
then i went back to planetside
No.57927
>>57914
you don't need to ask, you should know you're on that list, and bit and senti, and jommo, lewdi, and noun was cool to talk to , but I don't know if noun is a favorite yet.
No.57928
No.57929
You to tracet, can't fond you.
No.57930
>>57926
the idea is that its realistic, and that seems to be true so far
i have no idea what the fuck im doing
i guess its fun if youre playing friends, but then again, so is pretty much anything
No.57931
>>57925
Oh you.
>>57926
It's reeelistic!
>>57927
I don't like buttplay.
No.57932
>>57928
who are you, I don't recognize your trip.
No.57933
>>57932
I don't think we have talked before either.
No.57934
>>57922
Switch to slugs. Shotguns are no good in this game.
No.57935
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No.57936
>>57927
We don't even talk that much surprisingly. No reason but glad I'm on your list.
>>57930
Playing with friends makes everything better.
A good example aliens colonial marines a game most people think is shit I loved.
I played it with 3 other friends on the hardest difficulty and we had nothing but good times with it.
No.57939
>>57924
>>57934
Yeah I put on slugs the second time I tried, but then it's like, why not just use a rifle? The point of a shotgun is dat hip fire spread!
>>57926
Fast kill/die is necessary for a good FPS!
No.57940
>>57921
I remember this one time Nouny …wanted to play online vs so we joined a server, I topscored while he was at the bottom getting frustrated until he left
No.57941
No.57942
>>57936
i want to make lots of good friends here to play vidya with!
No.57943
im not going to masturbate for the first day of 2016, so far im doing good, just an hour to go
No.57944
>>57943
I've been too sick to masturbate so we are good. I'll be fap free for 2 days in a row
No.57945
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>57933
oh, we talked a little, but not enough for you to be a favorite yet, sorry, it's not you, it's me.
>>57935
<3
>>57936
but we've talked enough that I have attachments, and we have enough of a connection it's cool, and I think I just met bit today, I make these decisions quickly.
how do you guize feel about metal?
No.57946
File: 1451711357915.gif (262.6 KB, 473x270, 473:270, push back the square now t….gif)
>>57939
Then go Mp5 masterrace like me. Then you can be topfragging like yours truly.
>>57940
That's because you were used to PVP you brat!
No.57948
>>57944
nice nice, but aren't you getting bored?
>>57947
don't do that
No.57949
>>57945
Don't blame it on you. It could might aswell have been me.
No.57950
>>57930
>>57931
reality is boring. the aim is fine, i dont know why you got any problems.
>>57939
no, planetside needs like 5 bullets of a carbine to kill, but it dont feels like a blink of an eye, you have time to react most of the times, its not like
>i think i saw some-
>dead before even being able to see if he is a rival, its more a internet ping fight than real fight, in insurgery the second shot would have killed the infiltrator
No.57951
>>57947
Well now I know what time it is.
No.57952
>>57951
ADVENTURE OGQWHEUIFHQHGUWRKHUUFWEH
No.57953
>>57951
post pic when youre done
No.57954
>>57947
where do I find cute boys like this IRL?
>>57949
we just need to converse more.
No.57956
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>57945
This is how I feel about metal
>>57948
No I can last a long time without fapping. I have vidya instead
No.57957
>>57939
It might have been because we were fighting the americans who had vests on. Only AP rounds can take them down.
I don't expect a controller peasant to get headshots hahahaha
>>57946
Always learn games by doing the hardest thing first. For csgo, go straight to comp, for insurgency, straight to vs. I didn't even know about coop until you showed me it.
No.57958
>>57946
MP5 is one of my favorite guns so far. So typical. It's like the OP in MW1.
Though I prefer the P90 there as far as SMGs go, and LMGs and Shotguns to SMGs.
I really want to get good at the bolt actions because they're funny.
>>57950
Fast kill games are more about psychology and reaction time than about aim/dodge management. It's a different better kind of gameplay. You have to outsmart your opponent, and I like that dynamic challenge.
>>57954
That depends. How big is your dick and how wild is your heart?
No.57959
>put the robe i got from victorias secret on
>look in mirror
>actually look cute and feminine, borderline passable
this made me so fucking happy and im gonna go to sleep feeling all warm. Night, everyone!
No.57960
No.57961
>>57956
Oh. Maybe im just getting bored of my vidya then…
No.57962
>>57952
>>57955
I stopped watching after the lich king season. Then I got into anime and forgot about adventure time.
>>57957
I go wherever I please!
>>57958
Burt is great with the bolt action. He always picks the nugget and never uses his secondary weapon unless it's to blow up an objective.
No.57963
>>57958
7inches, wild enough my girlfriend suggested I get a side guy to fuck in the butt.
>>57960
so, what sorta things are you into?
No.57964
>>57953
I bet you'd like that, huh.
No.57965
>>57963
Depends on what you mean.
I like to play video games and i play music sometimes too.
No.57966
>>57964
yes
so are you gonna or what?
No.57967
>>57948
I only read the "do that" part
>>57957
Yeah that was the impression I got. Lmfao, twice in that game I got a full point blank spread on a murrican soldier, was satisfied with my kill, before he turns to me, completely alive and shoots me in the face.
>>57962
I like how much of a cannon it is, just amusing to me. It's not really useful for my typical gameplay but it's a new game. Lightweight suppressed guns with large magazines are what I'm usually best with. I love experimenting though, looks like it might be harder to spawn dominate in this game.
>>57963
Well your girlfriend definitely has a wild heart, what about you tiger? Can you stamp out a burning wildfire with a single blow?
No.57968
How's everyone doing today?
>tfw slept for around 17 hours
Not the best way to spend my day, but it could have been worse, I guess.
No.57969
>>57958
>outsmart
all you have to do is shoot faster
see webm related, weakest class killing the strongest class of the game, this would be impossible in insurgery, people don't drop dead after 4 shots in the chest, this is actually less realistic than the planetside system.
No.57970
>>57968
A mixture of okay and irrational sadness.
No.57971
>>57965
what vidya, and what instrument?
>>57967
maybe you're not getting it, I wouldn't be asking where to find a QTshota boy if I wasn't wild enough to actually want one, some people talk without action, I always act on my talk.
No.57972
>>57967
Kitten, my cock is getting hard. Though those drawings look vanilla compared to what I do to you, and what I will do to you again.
No.57973
>>57966
Of course not. What do you take me as, some kind of generic slut?
>>57967
Yeah it's better for the checkpoint game mode if you want to practice. Trying to play survival with a nugget or any bolt action rifle in this game is fucking insane.
No.57974
>>57967
fuuuuuuuuuck
>>57971
im a qtish shotaish boy
No.57976
>>57973
would you do it for me
No.57977
>>57974
and where in the US are you located?
No.57978
>>57976
Hahaha! of course not!
No.57980
>>57970
I get that a lot, but it is what it is.
I'm assuming nothing bad happened to make you feel that way, since it's irrational, so that's something at least!
No.57981
>>57971
Stuff like wow and then a few shooters.
I also just borrowed ffx hd remaster.
And i've got a wester guitar and a tin whistle.
No.57982
>>57981
cool, my shooter of choice is medal of honor, but I got the tom clancy pack on sale, I also have a resonated banjo that I would love to learn to play more on, but I really don't have the time for that right now.
No.57983
>>57968
Still sick. Did you party last night?
>>57969
You can kill someone pimped out in a fast kill game with a knife or weak pistol if you come at them from a direction they aren't expecting at all. Hence, outsmart. I don't walk directly at my opponents and start shooting and jumping around when I see them, I prefer to go around and behind them.
>>57971
/lewd/ is literally the shota/trap/tranny store. The legal tender is aggressive licentiousness.
>>57972
Fap to the doujin you animal!! You're slutty evil to clocks!!
>>57973
I don't like checkpoint, I prefer conquer. Checkpoint contradicts of my playing style of going around where people are shooting at and approaching things from a different angle. I just sort of sit back to avoid killing teammates/getting killed by teammates until enough are dead to not have conflicts.
>>57977
Where are you, bold mountaineer?
No.57985
>>57982
I love banjo actually. Anyway i think i should go to bed. I'm not quite sure though.
No.57987
>>57983
–until enough are dead to not have conflicts in checkpoint**, that's why I don't like it as much.
No.57988
they said it was lewd
i didn't believe them
let me tell you
it was lewd
No.57989
>>57988
TIGHTS PANTIES BUTTPICS NAO!!!
No.57990
>>57983
you can do that easily on planetside…
No.57991
>>57989
i still have some sense of self control!
i think!
it was just supposed to be friends and stuff anyhow…
No.57992
>>57983
Then we shall play Conquer more!
>>57988
Welcome to /lewd/, enjoy your stay. See >>57989
No.57993
>>57983
I'd love to meet up with a lot of people, so this works for me, I'm in hampton roads Virginia, but my home of address is westland Michigan, I spend time in both places, more so in virginia.
>>57984
or what, you said you're a QTish shotaish boy if you're no where near me I would rather not waste my time.
>>57985
I may go to bed soon too.
No.57994
>>57983
Calling me an animal as you sit there purring? Clocks are there just to remind me how long I've been doing something, and I love setting records with someone. We set one yesterday didn't we, when I had you melt at my touch as your mind was overtaken with lust again at the thought of surrendering your body to me. You haven't forgotten who you belong to, and what your job is, slave.
No.57996
>>57983
It was pretty much the same night as usual but with more alcohol and more autism…
I'm assuming you've been in bed or training at insurgency for the most part then?
No.57997
>>57962
Lich King was the second best season ;~;
No.57998
>>57993
OR as in the state of oregon lmao
No.57999
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>>57980
I was having a playlist of calming music. then this popped on.
>vid related
No.58000
>>57998
oh, I didn't think of that, I'm in virginia now, but I'll be in either sandiago or oregon in about a year and a half.
No.58001
>>57990
Doesn't really work that way in slow-kill games, because the moment someone gets hit they start halo jumping and because it takes 5+ bullets to kill somebody it's pretty easy to get away. It's just a different kind of gameplay, I prefer maximum punishment for mistakes because I like dealing punishment for mistakes.
>>57991
Friendship is the main course!!
your butt is dessert
>>57992
I don't mind playing any/all game modes and maps! I need to learn as much as possible really. The only reason I like conquer is because it's easier for me to get a decent KD and that's a shallow reason to like something.
>>57993
I really like Michigan, I've spent a decent amount of time there. Grand Rapids + the beaches. Also Holland, lmfao. I love Holland. It's so fucking weird there, slutty absurdly religious old people town. I feel great walking around there, sort of like in the jewtown in williamsburg, brooklyn. Virginia was pretty painful when going through.
>>57994
Who makes all of this lascivious Ritsu artwork?! It's horrid!!
why do I save it every time?! I don't understand T-T
>>57996
Bed + work + writing + star trek + insurgency + non non biyori. It's been pretty nice.
No.58002
>>58001
never been to holland, but frankenmuth and Mackinac island are places I enjoy to go, so, that's cool, sounds similar.
No.58003
>>58000
ill be free of anything by then~
No.58004
>Tfw nothing you want to buy on steam.
>You have $15 left
No.58005
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>>58004
Get me 15 dollars in csgo keys
No.58006
>>57999
This song doesn't really make me feel very sad tbh. (I blame the hangover!)
I've never really had a song make me feel sad though.
Music normally just strengthens the emotion I'm feeling at the time.
Right now I'm just tired and my head hurts too much to feel anything…
>>58001
I've only watched the original series and some of the next generation when it was on tv, but I don't watch a lot of tv now.
Keep fighting the good fight against the sickness!
Is the book coming along well?
No.58007
>Doesn't really work that way in slow-kill games, because the moment someone gets hit they start halo jumping and because it takes 5+ bullets to kill somebody it's pretty easy to get away. It's just a different kind of gameplay, I prefer maximum punishment for mistakes because I like dealing punishment for mistakes.
so planetside is not a slow kill game. i've played a lot with pistols only, and used knifes to be stealth too.(there is almost no noise)
Also, 5 bullets is not that much and pistols that need 5 bullets to kill have around 12-15 shots, so you have to be autistic to let them escape.
also almost weapon are still 1-2 headshot to kill, and around 3 to 5 in the chest.
the reason the guy with the pistol died in that webm is that to take the pistol/revolver it takes like half a second to be ready to shoot, thats why he died to the smg.
No.58008
>>58005
Sticker keys it is.
No.58009
>>58003
so, would you like to talk about meeting up, because I sure would, but I feel it's something we gotta work at, like, I wanna know what you look like IRL, and I'm sure you expect the same.
No.58010
>>58001
She really does remind me of you.
No.58012
>>58008
Armored-kun! I thought you were never coming back! How was your christmas/new years? Did you do lots of lewd things with lots of people like I know you love to do?
No.58013
>>58009
im kind of already in a relationship so i wouldnt really feel comfortable with that atm
i also dont wanna get myself attached to someone before i think meeting irl is a real possibility, not after whats happened before
maybe wait a bit
No.58014
>>58011
About as likely as a jormungand 3rd season.
My Xbox has broken.
No.58015
>>58013
alrighty, I'll keep looking then, but I don't want to treat you like a fall back, so let's at least keep talking.
No.58016
>>58002
How are the islands? Are they beachy and comfy in the summertime?
>>58004
Insurgency!!!
>>58006
DS9 is the best series imo. Using skippable guides, watching TNG -> DS9 is definitely worth the time, it's simply great television.
I'm almost done but the third section is the slowest part to write. I feel like I could bust it out on a day off but I have bad self control. It's going to be a lot of work getting it published, but I'm positive there's a publisher out there that would love to, I just have to find them.
>>58007
3-5 is way too much for torso shots, I wouldn't be interested in a game like that at all. I need more punishment for mistakes.
>>58010
I'm never streaming Keion for you buttheads >:c
No.58017
>>58012
Christmas was good. I met some friends and played smash.
Just got back from New Jesery for New Years.
I'm still a virgin fuck
No.58018
>>58014
R.I.P well good you're not dead
No.58019
>>58015
im not going anywhere
you can add me on steam id/urthclaw or skype grrthclaw if you want
the more people i can make friends with the better~
>>58017
what kind of smash?
No.58020
Time to disappear for a while.
No.58021
>>58020
Cya later Mr.Canadian
No.58022
>>58020
Canny don't leave me.
No.58023
>>58016
the fastest weapon of the game fires 909 magazines of 40 bullets per minute
5 shots arent that much
No.58024
>>58016
Not talking to people is kinda awkward also its like 1 o'clock.
>>58018
I'll never die.
>>58019
The fun kind. Brawl :^)
No.58025
>>58016
Maybe I'll start watching DS9 since I have a lot of free time and I've heard a lot of good things.
>I have bad self control
Same, I blame the internet!
I'm sure someone will be willing to publish it as long as people are willing to buy it.
So just tell them /lewd/ is already making buy orders and they will surely see reason!
>>58020
Bye Canadian anon!
No.58026
>>58007
I like 3manning a gunship and bombarding players on the ground who use guns. Then when we're shot down I just turn on my shields and shoot rockets at people. It's really fun to jump in and play as a casual time killer, but it's in no way a strategic, competitive game.
>>58016
You're streaming Yuru Yuri! Oh, how far have you gotten in that?
Don't look at the spoiler, it's extremely lewd. You might lose control.
>>58017
Still sounds like you had a lot of fun, but I'm glad you're back. Also, no one is a virgin here, you're all sluts to me.
No.58027
>>58022
you still have us noun!
>>58020
i love you canon!
No.58028
>>58024
you best be fucking with me boy
unless its modded, in which case ur a cool guy
No.58029
>>58016
not so much beach, they're more paved and docks with fairies and stuff, for no cars many roads are paved for horses, and a lot of bicycles, many cruisers for rent, and a friend told me he was asked to stop riding his unicycle because he was scaring horses, and the fudge is awesome.
>>58019
sent you a request on steam, I like making friends too.
No.58030
>>58024
That is good because you cant die until koko finally has a mecha to create world peace!
No.58031
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>>58020
RIP
Have fun out in the wild world of canada
Don't die to any moose
>>58008
I'd be entirely okay with that
No.58032
>>58027
But no one else knows how to properly post single image replies like he does.
No.58033
>>58026
oman i think i was actually pretty tired when i did that
the lines and shading are horrid, even for my standards
ill have to go back to it at some point
No.58034
>>58032
your waifu/avatarthingy is easy to collect for though! it's hard to get all the reaction pics in the world…
also has the gayness stopped because everyone is too tired for gay?
No.58035
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>>58034
Naw I'm just being gay on steam instead of the thread atm.
Have a big download and it makes uploading pretty slow
No.58036
>>58034
THE GAYNESS NEVER STOPS FAGGOT
SHOW ME YOUR BOYPUSSY
No.58037
>>58028
I'm not
>Go to friend's house.
>Last time I saw him was summer where I played PM with him.
>Got into smash with his friends back home
>"Hey man wana play?"
>Sure
>Couldn't homebrew his wii
>We play brawl
>He fucking is telling me tech for like bowser and marth in brawl.
>Turns out he has melee also
>No memory card
>We unlock marth, jiggs, roy and ganon
>Play on yoshi story and fountain for the rest of the night.
He was actually pretty good at brawl but sucked ass at melee and was spamming airdodge. He said he like melee more at the end of the day and wanted to play PM again though.
No.58038
>>58034
I want to use your eyeballs as dials for my… TV set.
I watch TV.
I watch TV.
No.58039
>>58004
there are plenty of gamers under 15 out there!
No.58040
>>58026
how is a game with closed map that resets each round strategic? rofl. is just walk around and shoot on who you see. in planetside there are the platoons and outfits at the alerts.
No.58041
>>58035
well, you don't have to gay the thread! i was just making a comment…
>>58036
fuck you i'm tired of gay for now i want to go play autism strategy soon but i'm too busy shitposting
>>58038
i piss on your face like i'm pss pss pss
you lick up the place like you're pss pss pss
No.58042
>>58030
>AC Universe is mostly in war-torn areas or after an apocalypse.
>Tfw 3rd season could have been in the future with the effects of jormungand forcing everyone to do caravans.
>>58031
Nah I think I'll buy a game for myself later.
>>58026
I did have a good time. How was your christmas/new years?
No.58043
>>58023
That's less than a bullet a second wtf
>>58025
Nah I blame myself for my problems. Also, nobody I know is paying for a book I manage to get published, lol. They literally give you a box of like 50-100 copies to give to people.
>>58026
I've finished Yuru Yuri and moved on to Non Non Biyori! I'll stream and other stuff when I feel comfortable burning excessive amounts of time again.
>>58029
lmfao michigan is so weird. isolated, people don't understand proper modern culture.
>>58040
If you think it's just "walk around and shoot who you see", this is why you're bad at them
>>58041
BUTT
No.58044
>>58039
>Games?
Problem is I own them all or don't care for them.
No.58045
>>58042
Wow it makes me sad thinking it could of went there! Stop!
No.58046
>>58043
>That's less than a bullet a second wtf
a bullet a second is very slow lol.
No.58047
>>58044
mmmm
what type of games do you like?
No.58048
>>58037
i despise brawl because ganon isnt a character in that game
No.58049
>>58043
eeeh i'll leave it up to him i suppose, but holy fuck how did it turn from 'i'll tease a couple of strangers over the internet' to pics?
i need to work on my self control
No.58050
>>58042
Get something nice like broforce or titan soul.
>>58041
I'll gay what I want, you can't stop me.
I'm gonna go fap to a yaoi doujin right now so bam.
No.58051
>>58043
Yeah, I'm just making fun.
I blame myself for my problems too, unless it's something out of my control.
Even then, it's not worth blaming something you can't control, I guess.
>Also, nobody I know is paying for a book I manage to get published
The publishers don't need to know that!
I'm sure everyone would enjoy reading your book, keep up the good work!
No.58052
>>58050
no halfsies, can't be any cute boys, has to be two men fucking each other for max gay, anon
>>58043
you got a book published?! that's more than a lot of people can say…
No.58053
>>58049
You came here to tease? You're in the tiger's den mothafucka this is the arena welcome to the mothafuckin' middle east we're at war bro!!!!
ik that self control feel
tights + panties are legal tender for Senti related actions
>>58051
At the very least anyone who sees it while knowing who I am is going to laugh, 100%. It'll be worth to have around my whole life just for that, even if it doesn't get published. So excited, I've never been close to completing a project I'm proud of before, I don't mean to talk about it so much lol.
>"Of course you wrote that you little shit."
>>58052
No I haven't lol, I'm trying to soon. I've given up on all of my writing 1-3/4ths of the way through.
No.58054
>>58040
Like a chess match between two people is more strategic than a game of tag among ten children. I expect a Dark Souls player to understand this.
>>58042
Christmas wasn't anything remarkable, but new years was a lot of fun. You should ask Clown about what happened~
>>58043
You watched the movie, the two special episodes, and season 3? Yuru Yuri will never end so you will never be finished with it! Don't make me force you to watch it, because I have methods.
>>58033
Was this meant for me?
No.58055
>>58050
Played em both. Titan souls was a waste.
>>58048
Yeah brawl definitely isn't the best.
>>58047
Anything that isn't a VN or racing
No.58056
>>58043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9aF_1IMmrQ
it needs 8 shoots to kill and fires at 15.5 bullets per second, so it needs about half a second to kill.if you think this is slow…whatever.
i'm going to sleep bai everyone
No.58057
>>58054
>Was this meant for me?
what do you mean?
No.58058
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>>58055
What you are a waste!
Titan souls was one of my contenders for game of the year it was so good.
No.58059
>>58054
>You should ask clown about what happened.
You guys held hands and watched a movie?
No.58060
*flys down*
We demand dick & ass
No.58061
why was i retarded enough to drink two liters of coke before i decided to go to sleep
>>58053
i shoulda known, i seen many slutty souls turned lewd here, lost a many good friends, all gone to the side of the lewd…
as for the writing, i hope to write someday, but i'm very terrible at it! so i hope to become better..
i may or may not post an old pic, neither of dick nor ass
fuck self control, i'm a retard
No.58062
>>58053
I'm always happy to talk about your book, and I'm sure other people that know you better than I do like to talk about it too!
Not many people can say they wrote a book, and even less can say they are proud of it, since perfectionism is a thing…
Published or not published, either way you win!
No.58063
>>58058
It was boring. Sure the game can be hard, but when it's litterly shadow of the colossus and dark souls put together something more than shoot the boss somehow with an arrow a couple of times is needed.
No.58064
>>58060
We? Where's the rest of you?
No.58065
>>58055
must have a big library of games then
No.58066
>>58054
Yeah I watched it all. I need to find subtitles for the two special episodes and rewatch them sometime. One of them had a riddicks amount of Sakurako and I was trying to follow along with my insufficient nippese knowledge.
>>58056
Goodnight you halo jumping casual!! >:D
>>58061
Writing gets better with practice, just like any skill. Communicating in forums on the internet where the community will properly discuss things in large blocks of text is great practice, actually. Serious discussion forums. /lit/ is actually pretty good for that, they're used to reading a lot and won't tl;dr. /lit/ is a good place for learning to write in general, lots of advice and anonymous(the best) discussion on material. Memes aside, I recommend hanging out there if you're interested in writing quite a bit.
No.58067
>>58066
literally never played halo in my life
No.58068
>>58065
Somewhere in the upper hundreds.
No.58069
>>58066
ah, it's best not to do anything stupid
well, i already hang out at /lit/ though! have you read catch 22? how about the death of ivan ilych?
No.58070
senti literally is the most autistic person about games i have ever seen in my life
No.58071
No.58072
>>58068
and you've played every game you own?
No.58073
>>58043
michigan's fun, I lived there most of my life.
No.58074
>>58054
Just so you know I didn't fall over. I fell onto my bed thats literally right next to my chair
No.58075
>>58043
>If you think it's just "walk around and shoot who you see", this is why you're bad at them
>implying i am bad at them
No.58076
>>58057
I'm tired, I got confused, but I understand what you meant now…
>>58058
I wish singleplayer games could hold my attention. I enjoyed Titan Souls so much but without multiplayer, games feel so empty to me so I never finished it.
>>58059
It was very romantic, especially when he vomited on me.
>>58066
Why aren't you reading the manga? You get to relive it all over again, with slightly different scenes. I expect progress from you! Also, what's your book about?
…And can you read katakana?
No.58077
>>58072
To some degree. Most of the games I own I've beaten or played for at least a few hours.
No.58078
>>58070
I think the point Senti was trying to make is that he prefers a game with a more controlled environment with little room for error, but I might be wrong.
No.58079
>>58076
Well I see the results of that going one of two ways, either of which I don't want to think about.
No.58080
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>>58076
I have that problem a lot of the time too now it sucks.
I pretty much have to turn off my 2nd monitor and just focus on the game so I don't get distracted.
Coop should be in all games though
No.58081
>>58077
thats crazy! you must have alot of free time!
No.58082
>>58079
it really depends on where he vomited
No.58083
>>58081
Or I just have a 4 year old account
No.58084
>>58083
wow 4 years thats so much!!!!
No.58085
>>58069
Nope! I own catch 22 though. What are your favorite books?
>>58070
DORF
>>58071
yup, I watched them without subtitles trying to be better at nippese and I just failed.
>>58073
At least you have the internet to broaden your perspectives. Everyone I met there is either super religious or super SJW. I like that though, it's fun for me. My appearance makes me some kind of SJW jesus when walking around and literally satan to the religious folk, and I like being noticed/judged by strangers because of narcissism and autism or something. Even if the judgement is negative.
I can't wait to go back to GR and the beach. Proobably not this summer but definitely sometime in the next few years.
>>58075
You would like them if you were good!!
>>58076
Yeah I can read gana/kana but that doesn't mean I understand it. I don't like comics tbh, western or manga, I just don't enjoy the medium. Kago and Locon are literally the only two artists who've broken that barrier. Book's a surprise, I think I mentioned it to you before I actually started writing it.
>>58078
No he's right I am literally autistic about games and only like an extreme select few and hate/talk shit about all others. Media in general I am this way. I don't judge people hard for liking stuff, but I definitely have strong convictions in my media preferences and I definitely like to go in depth about my likes and dislikes. Irks people sometimes.
No.58086
>>58078
im not talking about today, he said that dark souls is bad because it have too good graphics and its not like dwarf fortress, like wtf.
No.58087
>>58085
the ovas are subtitled on kissanime
No.58088
>>58085
>You would like them if you were good!!
they are boring, its pointless. what i am fighting for?
No.58089
>>58084
Pls no bully
>>58082
Not hard to take a guess at where.
No.58091
>>58074
I need a close up on that figure!
No.58092
>>58085
catch 22 is great, read it you nerd
besides catch 22, stuff like a day in the life of ivan denisovich gets me sometimes. am really glad for that book, considering i'm going through no longer human by osumu dazai, which is like reading literal pain. heart of darkness was great as well…
>>58089
it depends on whether it was lewd or not!
No.58093
>>58085
A STRANGE MOOD HAS TAKEN SENTI
No.58094
>>58074
Jesus christ clown clean your damn battlestation.
No.58095
>>58094
>having a battlestation
>not just using a laptop and playing old games while comfily laying on shit
disappointed
No.58096
>>58074
>Dat chair
>Dat bed
No.58097
>>58085
I like a lot of games myself, and don't really focus on a small selection.
Nothing wrong with that though, live and let live and all that.
Keep doing what you're doing Senti.
>>58086
Why doesn't that surprise me..?
His love for dorf fort is actually pretty cute tbh.
I do like dark souls myself though, so I have to disagree with him there!
No.58098
>>58095
For the first time in 3 years I have a battlestation. Wanna see?
No.58099
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>>58085
oh, I love the internet, youtube gives me the best outlook on the rest of the world, anywho, we should meet up some time and hang out.
No.58100
>>58083
My account is older then that and I havent played that many games
No.58101
>>58098
make sure to get your dick and ass in the picture as well
No.58102
>>58086
That's a gross misrepresentation of what I said about dark souls
>>58087
Yeah I can get subs for it no problem, I just haven't gotten around to it. I kindof want to save it anyway, largely because of the Sakurako dose. Sort of in the same boat of never finishing K-On!
>>58092
Haha I own but haven't read Heart of Darkness as well. I've had difficulty reading the last year or so, every time I try I stop paying attention to what I'm reading while thinking about my own writing, it kindof sucks actually. The last thing I was able to successfully read was IJ.
>>58093
SENTI HAS CLAIMED A BLACKSMITH'S FORGE
>>58099
Yeah if I'm in michigan and you're still around idgaf. Let me know if you hit up the PNW.
No.58103
>>58074
…Are those anal beads on your desk?
>>58079
Whatever you're thinking, the lewder one is what happened. Probably.
>>58080
It's really bad for me. I own a lot of really good singleplayer games that I've never touched. They just sit there. Every game really does need coop. Developers need to stop living in the past.
>>58085
Perfect, you can help me solve these timed (1 minute) captchas so I can play Phantasy Star Online 2! When it comes to manga though, I'm the same. Yuru Yuri broke the barrier for me.
Am I in the book?
No.58104
>>58102
I'll be out that direction in the next year and a half or so.
No.58105
>>58098
do eet noun
>>58102
eh? IJ?
>>58103
you just had to mention that, didn't even notice at the first look
No.58106
So it was either on your dick or in your anus.
My dick is flaccid and my mind hurts.
No.58107
>>58094
It's all unopened candy. Like I have 2 sour patch kids, 1 thing of reeses, multiple hichews, hot tamales, butterfingers, eminems, and a thing of butterfingers.
People keep getting me candy but I've never been in the mood to eat it.
>>58096
What about them? Bed is a temperpedic though
>>58091
Sure
No.58108
>>58107
oh god theres shit everywhere
clean it please
No.58109
>>58101
How about no bcuz ur not revy.
No.58110
>>58107
rip ps3 and where is that from? Im gonna go over there and organize yo shit
No.58111
>>58109
y would revy see your ass though
No.58112
No.58113
>>58109
what if i cosplay her for you
No.58114
The other figure is of course waifu for laifu
>>58108
Never all of that stuff is important probably.
I'm lazy
I'll do it sometime this week
>>58110
Headless horseman from wow
I bought my ps3 and pretty much never used it. I plan on getting some of the Ys games and getting persona.
>>58112
They are pretty comfy, I have a thing I'm making beer in next to my bed
No.58116
>>58074
>that mic setup
>>58103
I'm writing in second person so technically if you read it you're in the book. This is why I'm going to have trouble getting it published, actually. Almost all literature uses first and mostly third person. Publishers don't like stepping outside of the norm, and this book doesn't work outside of second person.
>>58104
Washington is god's country
>>58105
Infinite Jest, definitely one of my favorite books. It's a meme for a reason. People that like Catch 22 generally love IJ, they also generally like A Confederacy of Dunces. I like both of those, that's why I got Catch 22 lol.
Also, VALIS by PKD is probably my favorite book if you ever need something to read, though you should read 2-3 other PKD books first if you haven't. His books are short.