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 No.58422

Would you lewd a tree?

 No.58424

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Yes


 No.58426

lol i wanted to post more game keys but desu is here and i don't wanna give desu free games


 No.58427

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>>58426

you should pm me some fam


 No.58428

>>58427

pick one c:

any from the first list except tomb raider 3


 No.58430

Gief Falllout3


 No.58431

>>58430

i don't have it

i bought like 3 copies of the humble bundle to give them away for funsies


 No.58432

>>58431

i was jk *pet*


 No.58433

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I keep forgetting to check Humble Bundle.

I guess it's a good thing, I have enough games that I don't play.


 No.58434

>>58433

>tfw just bought a lot of games that require time to learn

Don't think I'll get around to playing them all!

I was going to play endless legend today, but procrastination is a thing…


 No.58435

>>58433

i might keep a copy of one of the tomb raiders for myself, but otherwise i didn't want any of them, i've just decided to buy a few copies of the humble bundle every time there is a new one and give them away

it's nice to be nice


 No.58436

i think i'll make it a new years resolution.

give away loads of free games throughout the year and hope the karma comes back round when i need it.


 No.58437

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>>58434

I used to like The Last Remnant a lot, that's a good game.

And I have Endless Legend, might be able to play that with you sometime.

>>58436

That's a nice resolution. I bought quite a few games for people at Christmas, probably more than I usually do.


 No.58438

>>58435

>>58436

Daily reminder Erin is a good person.

>>58437

Is it easy to learn?

I've got all the expansions for it too, so I'm not sure if that makes it harder to get into, but it looks like it will be worth it!


 No.58439

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>>58438

It's got a bit of a steep learning curve at first, but you'll get the hang of it. I'd say turn off the expansions until you get used to the base game, though.

You can do that from the modules menu once you open the game, I think.

There's a tutorial in there that you can try too.


 No.58440

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Mornin' /lewd/.


 No.58441

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>>58440

mornin goobye I go to work now


 No.58442

>>58439

I'll give it a go later and see how I get on!

Hopefully I can get good enough to play with you sometime.

>>58440

Morning Noun!

You really have a god-tier taste btw, Apocalypse Now was sooo good!

Definitely one of my favourites.

Gonna watch the Redux version at some point.

>>58441

Bye, have fun!


 No.58443

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>>58441

How dare you leave me! Have a good day at work Senti.

>>58442

This is very good news! I'm glad you liked it. I plan watching it sober again today.


 No.58444

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>>58442

Hah. I wouldn't say I'm that good.


 No.58445

File: 1451754038229.png (170.38 KB, 357x437, 357:437, sk1426890959625.png)

I used a gift card and got a shirt and a woolen scarf and two nice crystal liquor glasses and a small jade horse because I liked it. Even though my bookshelves are stuffed with trinkets (and books) already. I'm not necessarily clever.

>>58440

Good morning, Noun!

>>58441

Bye, rogue threadmaker!


 No.58446

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>>58445

> dat feel when too many ornaments


 No.58447

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>>58445

You should buy konata figurines and posters. Be a man and show off your power level!


 No.58448

>>58443

Ha!

Lance had the best idea, with the acid and all…

I know I definitely would have had to take some with the atmosphere on that boat.

That might be the best way to watch the movie as well.

>>58444

Compared to me, anyone is good!

>>58445

So all that prancing worked out well then?

I'm sure it will all look great on you!


 No.58449

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>>58447

There's nothing quite like it for showing off your power level, yep.


 No.58450

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>>58448

The Do Lung bridge - last stop before Cambodia, was my absolute favorite part of the movie. Nothing can top it in terms of atmosphere. I listen to the AN soundtrack once every day. It's GOAT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o34ar2yVIgM&list=PL08EAE6CFF3BBD60B

>"Who's in charge here?"

>"…ain't you?"


 No.58451

>>58446

Sugoi o.o


 No.58452

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>>58446

iktf

>>58447

Absolutely not! I even hide all my manga in a closet.

>>58448

Look, I did not actually prance, I was trying to create a humourous mental picture!

And, yeah, I hope so, I'm super picky about clothes.


 No.58453

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 No.58454

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>>58452

Cozy!

I need to get more bookshelves. There are still loads of books I haven't moved over because I haven't got shelves for them.


 No.58455

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>>58451

Is that movie any good? I've always planned on watching it.

>>58452

It looks like a library.


 No.58456

>>58453

I need to talk to you privately actually, like ASAP, or on /animus/

>>58455

It's not out yet..?


 No.58457

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>>58456

Ok, I'll post on animus unless you want it to be somewhere more private than that?


 No.58458

>>58456

Oh I'm thinking of a different movie.


 No.58459

>>58458

Yeah you mean 5cm/s


 No.58460

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I want to fuck a loli vampire


 No.58461

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>>58454

I know! It's not a very big room, so I've got to put stuff on the walls.

You absolutely should! Having loads of books around is really nice. There's a certain bohemian aesthetic to just having them stacked on the floor, but it's inconvenient as hell.

>>58455

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me!


 No.58462

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>>58460

> not wanting a loli vampire with a strapon to fuck you

Desu pls.


 No.58463

>>58457

Yh that's fine


 No.58464

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>>58461

Yeah. I just have to find another decent pine bookshelf somewhere that's not too expensive so it goes with the other stuff I have here.

The last one I got was from a charity shop, it's good, just not that big.


 No.58465

>>58450

That scene was perfect!

It is probably my favourite scene out of any war movie.

It had such an amazing atmosphere, full of confusion, insanity, and a sense of hopelessness.

I've been listening to the soundtrack all day, it's really good.

>tfw I will never watch it for the first time again

>>58452

I know, I know!

The prancing would have been adorable though, just for the record…

I bet it looks super comfy there when you light that candle at night. (unless its just for decoration)


 No.58466

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>>58460

I want senpai to notice me.

>>58459

No, there was like a futuristic one that he made. Aren't the movies composed by Kashiwa Daisuke?

>>58465

Apocalypse Now is the movie that I can rewatch many times and still feel like I'm watching it for the first time.


 No.58467

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>>58466

HAI NOUN!


 No.58468

>>58466

Hoshi no Koe then, very good, and short


 No.58469

>>58466

I'm already looking forward to seeing the added footage in the Redux version, and I will probably end up watching it again many times.

You are officially listed as someone with god-tier taste, and I will watch anything you recommend.

I can't believe I didn't watch it sooner…


 No.58470

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>>58464

IKEA, then! And I am not just saying that because all Scandinavians are secretly IKEA propaganda agents!

>>58465

I don't think I even know how to prance!

And I do occasionally light the candle, 'cause I have trouble falling asleep if I sit around in a bright room at night, and it is cosy as heck.


 No.58471

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 No.58472

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>>58467

Hi Akari!

>>58468

I still haven't seen 5cm/s. The only movie of his that I've seen is the one about the student who falls in love with his teacher.

>>58469

This is great news! I've seen far too many movies though. So much that I can hardly remember any of them. I wonder if Senti will stream Beyond the Black Rainbow for us…


 No.58473

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>>58470

Yeah, I don't have one of those near me, unfortunately. I could check their website though, I suppose.


 No.58474

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>>58472

> ;).png


 No.58475

>>58472

Err.. Garden of Words IIRC?


 No.58476

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>>58475

Yeah that was the one. Great movie - played on my milf fetish.


 No.58477

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 No.58478

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 No.58480

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Is 12:30 pm too early to drink ?

>>58478


 No.58481

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 No.58482

no


 No.58483

>>58470

I have trouble sleeping in a bright room too, I posted a picture of it in one of the other threads.

Yours looks a lot more comfier with all the books though!

I bet the leatherbound books make it look sooo comfy in the candlelight.

>>58472

I know what you mean, people have asked me for recommendations before but my mind goes blank.

Just let me know if you think I'd enjoy something!

I just watched the trailer for Beyond the Black Rainbow, and it looks very promising!

I'd watch it if he was streaming it, that's for sure, but he seems to be pretty busy with his book and stuff.

>tfw another movie best enjoyed while high


 No.58484

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 No.58485

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>>58483

We'll have to ask him to stream it for us when he returns from work.

>>58484

As long as it's after 10 am then you should be good. Drunk dota stream when?


 No.58486

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>>58485

iduno I kind of wanted to play soon but none of my friends do


 No.58487

>>58486

Just solo queue.


 No.58488

and don't play taylor swift.


 No.58489

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>>58480

Probably! 4 pm at the very, very earliest seems to be a nice rule.

>>58483

Oh! I can't remember, I probably didn't see it.

And yeah, it is really nice! It's like some little monk's alcove when the candle's burning.


 No.58490

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>>58487

Maybe

>>58488

I like taylor swift though but fine I'll play something really good then just for you

>>58489

Too late


 No.58491

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>>58490

Oh well. I'll join you in an hour or two.


 No.58492

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>>58489

>Probably! 4 pm at the very, very earliest seems to be a nice rule.

This. Unless you're out for a couple of drinks with a friend at lunchtime.

Not a good time to start drinking if you're going to be going all afternoon and evening, though.

>>58490

> be Desu

> never listen to sensible people with sensible thoughts


 No.58493

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>>58492

I try my best but it's not enough. This is where I need frenchie to hide my alcohol so I can beat and abuse him lovingly

>>58491

post email I want to ask something


 No.58494

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>>58490

Alright sweet.

>>58492

>me

>not a sensible person


 No.58495

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>>58485

Hopefully I will be awake!

I'll be heading off to bed soon since I'm a wierdo and I stay up all night…

I'll be watching the new star wars with my brother tomorrow before he leaves again, so that's another thing to look forward to.

Hopefully it's good!

>>58486

I'd play with you, but I'm in the UK and I'm new to the game…

>>58489

This was it!

Also am I going crazy or is that a CRT monitor I see in the background?

>tfw nostalgia

Please decorate my house for me…


 No.58496

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>>58494

Drinking from 10am onwards right through the day isn't particularly sensible.

>>58495

That looks pretty cozy too.


 No.58497

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>>58495

I'd probably play with you and pretend to be ok with the bad people we're queued with and shit talk non stop to myself


 No.58498

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>>58495

Sleep well! I want to drive up to the local theater and buy some tickets to see the movie. I love Star Wars.

>>58496

But it's 12:50 where we live.


 No.58499

>>58495

Nice mouse, I have the same ^^


 No.58500

File: 1451757316091.jpg (79.75 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Drink.jpg)

>friends want to go out to a club tonight

>spent last night getting high with one of them so my motivation for a big night out is killed

Why can't normies learn to leave people alone sometimes?


 No.58501

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>>58498

Eh. It's almost 6 here. I might join soon.

>>58500

Normies never learn.


 No.58502

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>>58500

>not going clubbing and fucking girls

why not


 No.58503

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>>58500

reeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>58501

Sounds fun. Wish I could get drunk atm.


 No.58504

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>>58500

If they'd decided to do that last night then sure, i'd have went, but i'm spent, and the club they want to go to is shit anyways

>>58502

They want to go to the same club i've been going to since I was like 16, it's filled with underage girls anyways so there'd be no fucking


 No.58505

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>>58492

And especially not if you're going to be drinking alone, probably. But ah well, he'll live.

>>58493

Sure.

2ow94g+1sk1wdxit@grr.la

>>58495

Oh, right! No, it's not a CRT, just a very old LCD.


 No.58506

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>>58502

NORMIE

>>58503

Why can't you?

>>58504

Ehh. I never liked clubs and always avoided them.

>>58505

Yeaaaaah, true enough.


 No.58507

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 No.58508

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>>58506

I go to them often enough in scotland since I enjoy it over there, plus since i'm back home i'd like to just hang out with my friends considering the one friend i've known the longest hates clubs and wouldn't go and i've only seen him once the whole week and he's the one I enjoy the company of the most


 No.58509

can desu pls go away so i can give out some more free video games pls k thx


 No.58510

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>Gropy talking about fucking girls

I guess you would look good in a strapon and your shaven legs.

Alos this bait is not worth a (you)


 No.58511

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>>58509

I don't want shit humble bundle games


 No.58512

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>>58509

Just give them all to me erin. Moe is a richfag who buys stupid CS:GO stuff leisurely!


 No.58513

>>58511

but i bet you'd take them anyway just so others couldn't have them

cause you're are cunt

who's not getting any free games


 No.58514

>>58496

It is pretty cozy, but I feel like Skandi has more character in his room.

More people posted pictures in a previous thread, since we all went in a battlestation craze for some reason.

You could have a look if you want!

>>58497

>I'd probably play with you and pretend to be ok with the bad people we're queued with

>bad people we're queued with

So me then?

I'd let you shit talk me whenever you wanted though, since I'd probably learn faster that way…

>>58498

Thanks!

I have no idea if it's supposed to be good, but I like star wars and even enjoyed the newer 3 parts, kinda a guilty pleasure I guess!

>>58499

It's been great so far!

Seems like it might be a little awkward for people with small hands though.

>>58505

It pleases me to look at it anyway.

If you dress as well as you decorate, you must look very nice indeed!

I'm off to bed now everyone.

For all the people that know what time it is here, please don't judge me!

Have a good day/night all!


 No.58515

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>>58513

I'm not sure if I should be flattered or insulted how much you overestimate me caring about these things


 No.58516

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>>58514

You flatterer! And I am judging you a little for your bedtime, but not very much! Goodnight!


 No.58517

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>>58514

Well since we have the same mouse we can play for a bit if you'd like. I'll contain my autistic anger over video games


 No.58518


 No.58519

>>58518

sent ;)


 No.58520

Good morning everyone!


 No.58521

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yo! back

>>58422

that tree gives me wood


 No.58522

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>>58521

Welcome back


 No.58523

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>>58520

Morning mika!

>>58521

wb :^3


 No.58524

>>58523

I'm heading out now, so I'll finally be home in a bit. I'll start working on stuff then…

Talk to y'all later


 No.58525

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>>58523

i was wasted, doesn't count

you don't give a dam about me anyhow!

>>58522

for two seconds, then i must go eat with family

in and out, man


 No.58526

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>>58524

This is good news. Drive safe!


 No.58527

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>>58525

Well later then


 No.58528

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>>58524

>>58525

See ya both later.


 No.58529

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 No.58530

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.58531

File: 1451759548807.png (726.79 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1 (29).png)

Noun do you still have my twitch ?


 No.58532

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>>58531

No link it


 No.58533

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How could anyone forget weed wizard?


 No.58534

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 No.58535

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>>58533

Kind of easily.


 No.58536

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 No.58537

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anti trump skywriting

fuckin 10/10


 No.58538

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like srsly amazing


 No.58539

File: 1451760162131.jpg (56.72 KB, 818x660, 409:330, 1451760077711.jpg)

:')


 No.58540

File: 1451760236529.jpg (176.65 KB, 556x728, 139:182, 8.jpg)

>>58537

>>58538

>>58539

Excellent.

Let's have more of that.


 No.58541

>>58537

writen by a illegal mexican plane


 No.58542

File: 1451760291168.png (839.17 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, haruko sunset.png)

If you don't vote trump kys.


 No.58543

File: 1451760319319.png (159.38 KB, 679x480, 679:480, ahhh.png)

>>58542

I'll look for him name on a UK ballot.


 No.58544

>>58541

lol even better :')

>>58542

lets not and say we did


 No.58545

File: 1451760363607.png (329.38 KB, 960x720, 4:3, nurse haruko 2.png)

Fuckin democrats


 No.58546

File: 1451760385349.jpg (716.89 KB, 1920x2560, 3:4, 1450926956499.jpg)

>not voting for trump

>being a cuck


 No.58547

>y-yes trump, you can be president even though you're an idiot, n-now please give me your hot cummies in my ass


 No.58548

File: 1451760616062.png (357.99 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 松岡 凛 (751).png)

>>58535

Then how come I didn't forget


 No.58549

File: 1451760659239.png (667.81 KB, 975x713, 975:713, adsadsafsdfsafdsfdasfdsfds….png)

>>58547

Ewwww.

>>58548

Maybe you just remember different stuff to me?


 No.58550

File: 1451760720661.jpg (101.17 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1450365845405.jpg)

>tfw chubby dick


 No.58551

File: 1451760796606.jpg (286.24 KB, 1000x1602, 500:801, 1448944865532.jpg)

>>58549

Otter, how you been doin?


 No.58552

File: 1451760818617.jpg (226.67 KB, 600x500, 6:5, ハルコ.jpg)


 No.58553

>>58550

(you)


 No.58554

File: 1451760831262.png (805.05 KB, 845x899, 845:899, 295ebd7f0402e776b6d39d30f8….png)

>>58550

Is that bad?

>>58551

Ehh, ups and downs, mate.

How about you?


 No.58555

File: 1451760890719.png (282.25 KB, 426x441, 142:147, 1443311107364.png)

>>58553

(me)

>>58554

Its barely 3.5 inches this point and a bit over an inch wide


 No.58556

>>58555

You have a monster dick


 No.58557

File: 1451760951625.jpg (279.17 KB, 594x800, 297:400, 1448951872499.jpg)

>>58554

can't complain too much, doin work on the ship and studying a lot.


 No.58558

according to trump, UK police are TERRIFIED of being killed in terrorist attack.

well, no british police have ever been killed in terrorist attacks, but last year, six americans were shot by their own dogs.

shot by their own dogs.

they must be absolutely frozen with fear when their dogs are around.


 No.58559

File: 1451760971234.jpg (673.72 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, 1389648485487.jpg)

>>58555

Aw. Nothing wrong with that. My ex's dick was 4 inches.

It's not as if it stopped me fucking him.


 No.58560

File: 1451761026003.png (365.47 KB, 400x540, 20:27, asdsfasdfsafdsfdsfdsa.png)

>>58557

What are you studying?

>>58558

If only that petition to keep Trump out of the UK had led to anything.

Not that it's a surprise that it didn't.


 No.58561

>>58560

i know :/


 No.58562

File: 1451761138712.jpg (83.2 KB, 596x380, 149:95, art-soysoy68-devushka-zhes….jpg)

>>58560

the ships systems, I have to get qualified on this plant.


 No.58563

b-bingo

put the gun down

bingo

this is very unamerican

bingo stop, trump is freedom, don't shoot boy

bingo pls

bingo


 No.58564

File: 1451761182641.jpg (261.2 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 41264528.jpg)

>>58562

Ahh, okay. Are you enjoying it?


 No.58565

File: 1451761299904.jpg (413.99 KB, 800x800, 1:1, stop invisible man.jpg)

Where did Canadanon go?


 No.58566

File: 1451761303896.jpg (74.58 KB, 600x540, 10:9, Yakovlev.600.1416224.jpg)

>>58564

yeah, there are a lot of people willing to sign qualifications if you work hard when they ask you to get something done.


 No.58567

File: 1451761304908.jpg (429.87 KB, 620x877, 620:877, 1bbcdd9f895977a19b374b974b….jpg)

All of you sluts have no shame erping out in public like that on the discord


 No.58568


 No.58569

File: 1451761356520.png (141.06 KB, 420x570, 14:19, 75dcc967267a10dd26f9a4942f….png)

>>58567

As opposed to erping here~?


 No.58570


 No.58571

File: 1451761469268.jpg (307.24 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, 2016-01-02_165379657[84_-7….JPG)

Also you sluts should be playing black desert instead its way better and free.


 No.58572


 No.58573


 No.58574


 No.58575

File: 1451761898569.gif (Spoiler Image, 2.65 MB, 250x250, 1:1, 600_77d9cd9b-4367-42db-b46….gif)


 No.58576

File: 1451762098854.jpg (29.62 KB, 243x483, 81:161, CVQqT0GUkAEfzVS.jpg)

>the /lewd/ discord is owned and moderated by /animus/ faggots

haha

ask if you want an inv to the true /lewd/ discord lads


 No.58577

Reminder if you own and support mac products we aren't friends.


 No.58578

File: 1451762243183.png (202.43 KB, 354x449, 354:449, asdfafdsafdfdsfasdfdsfdsaf….png)

>>58576

Why don't you wait until it fucks up before you start whining about it?


 No.58579

File: 1451762333491.jpg (41.13 KB, 609x615, 203:205, w8RjOnL.jpg)

>>58578

we predate you tbh lads

;)


 No.58580

File: 1451762389163.jpg (2.77 MB, 1920x1068, 160:89, konachan-com-84899-sample.jpg)

>>58579

do you relly? let me check.


 No.58581

File: 1451762427897.png (90.03 KB, 600x447, 200:149, 832930340.png)

>>58579

Hah, ok, sure.

But yeah, I think this discord will be as good as any. Rager just stepped in first, that's all.


 No.58582

File: 1451762550140.png (665.53 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, please go away!.png)

I prefer (You)s.


 No.58583

>>58576

we're in the true one, fuck off


 No.58584

>>58576

the real /lewd/ discord is nice


 No.58585

File: 1451762681638.png (2.44 MB, 2065x2357, 2065:2357, 1450057317857.png)

>>58579

yeah, I don't think you do, aneki goes way back, before we moved to animus.


 No.58586

>>58584

And probably dead, right~?


 No.58587

>>58585

we've been on 4chan for like 6+ years

aneki was far from the start


 No.58588

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

*trumpets amidst the arguing*


 No.58589

lookadaflickadatwrist


 No.58590

File: 1451763003641.jpg (123.52 KB, 774x1032, 3:4, ratnik_russian_future_sold….jpg)

>>58587

well, yeah, but I thought we were talking 8ch board creation date.


 No.58591

ScreaM?


 No.58592

>>58590

Given the amount of fucking drama in that group, it's a miracle that aneki lasted as long as it did.


 No.58593

File: 1451763102703.png (286.55 KB, 575x575, 1:1, sk1426890959739.png)

>arguing over who's the oldest oldfag

hiroyuki's my uncle tbh he showed me the alpha build when he was designing 4chan and 8ch from scratch in his tokyo apartment and miles was there too so /lewd/'s the oldest community


 No.58594

File: 1451763110646.png (351.85 KB, 601x566, 601:566, smiling revy.png)

Board was claimed mid November. God knows how long it's been around before it was claimed.

The arguing is useless.


 No.58595

File: 1451763185252.gif (899.05 KB, 500x371, 500:371, 1431378368444.gif)

>>58594

>The arguing is useless.

Pretty much.

I, for one, don't give a shit who's been around longer. I've switched through enough communities by now.


 No.58596

i'm going to do my makeup needlessly at 7:30pm so i can go to the shop for cheese looking like i have self respect even though i don't.


 No.58597

File: 1451763255891.png (101.95 KB, 330x462, 5:7, 14114421.png)

>>58596

Heh. You're getting out at least. I've stayed indoors all day.


 No.58598

File: 1451763339544.gif (207.03 KB, 500x720, 25:36, flcl haruko.gif)

>>58595

You guys seem pretty chill even tho most of you tried spamming us. Welcome to /lewd/, the /animus/ and 4chan refugee camp.


 No.58599

File: 1451763344975.webm (7.99 MB, 864x480, 9:5, 1447734183916.webm)


 No.58600

File: 1451763389193.png (207.3 KB, 500x555, 100:111, CD15_dDWgAAUVzJ.png)

>>58582

(You)


 No.58601

File: 1451763459697.png (419.01 KB, 707x645, 707:645, adsasdafdsafdsfsdafdsfadsf….png)

>>58598

I was never interested in spamming anyone. I like you guys, I'm glad I started posting on here.

There's always going to be a few idiots who spam, of course.


 No.58602

File: 1451763530672.png (128.53 KB, 517x223, 517:223, hmph!~.png)

I'm going to go on the beach for a bit then come back and play Elite: Dangerous. Peace!

>>58600

(U)


 No.58603

>>58599

You motherfucker


 No.58604

File: 1451763677006.jpg (1.34 MB, 1178x1600, 589:800, 1b86e38e4e64166152f54ce925….jpg)

>>58602

When you come back we can play, assuming I've beaten this game I'm playing now


 No.58605

File: 1451763869022.webm (590.21 KB, 854x480, 427:240, VibrantGoldenAcouchi.webm)

>>58592

I don't really drama though.

>>58595

I hang out in a lot of communities, I remember in the glory days of 4chan I would chat in like 4 threads at once.

>>58598

I spammed a board once, and became a legend because of it.

>>58603

I love it.


 No.58606

File: 1451763993219.png (440.61 KB, 517x669, 517:669, dfafdsfsdfsafdsfasfdsafdsf….png)

>>58605

Yeah, it's just a minority that fuck it up for everyone else.


 No.58607

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.58608

>>58585

why are you posting integralist mio, kek.


 No.58609

File: 1451764168197.jpg (143.04 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1450633274341.jpg)

Haunter ane me <3


 No.58610

File: 1451764207786.jpg (57.65 KB, 514x524, 257:262, 1451736374291.jpg)


 No.58611

File: 1451764267359.png (485.69 KB, 680x691, 680:691, 1451672792187.png)

i love haunter and i want everyone to know that >.<


 No.58612

File: 1451764351933.jpg (39.64 KB, 390x478, 195:239, 1442078347203.jpg)


 No.58613

File: 1451764456279.jpg (64.9 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 1442193218525.jpg)

>>58611

i-i love you too akarin~


 No.58614

File: 1451764528040.png (173.62 KB, 592x528, 37:33, 4goggs.png)

>>58613

D'aww. You have a cutie there.

You're lucky.


 No.58615

File: 1451764619290.png (201.52 KB, 360x690, 12:23, 1449784590503.png)

>>58613

hey baby, want to check out the backseats of my van


 No.58616

File: 1451764771134.jpg (247.42 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1449943006930.jpg)

>>58606

yeah, I agree.

>>58607

it really was a great series, I wish for more.

>>58608

why not?


 No.58617

>>58616

I should watch that series.


 No.58618

File: 1451765006323.jpg (25.24 KB, 349x500, 349:500, 12003917_1005456569474966_….jpg)


 No.58619

File: 1451765020685.png (439.36 KB, 1021x576, 1021:576, Its just CHRISTMAS!.png)

>want to surf

>waves are too choppy

>high tide

>water is freezing

>no wetsuit

Time to go back to videogames!


 No.58620

File: 1451765059498.jpg (193.69 KB, 1000x705, 200:141, 42406230.jpg)

>>58619

Vidya.

Works every fucking time.


 No.58621

>>58619

>Not freezing your dick in the ocean

Come on brah


 No.58622

File: 1451765269745.jpg (154.7 KB, 850x850, 1:1, 1450648231616.jpg)


 No.58623

File: 1451765271322.gif (949.07 KB, 500x287, 500:287, revy hot.gif)

>>58620

That or animu.

>>58621

I live in Florida. We're not used to freezing water!


 No.58624

File: 1451765308037.gif (179.09 KB, 320x180, 16:9, 1443143756955.gif)

>>58614

i know


 No.58625

File: 1451765314835.jpg (15.08 KB, 300x207, 100:69, shrinkage.jpg)


 No.58626

>mfw 60 fps waves

pcmr


 No.58627

File: 1451765399852.jpg (138.3 KB, 688x1000, 86:125, 1451658749326.jpg)


 No.58628

File: 1451765406477.jpg (20.18 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

As of now I officially hate clowns

This smug ass mother fucker of a boss is bullshit


 No.58629

File: 1451765453314.jpg (245.31 KB, 850x637, 850:637, 1449943316013.jpg)

>>58617

you should it's a great series and they got spider tanks.


 No.58630

File: 1451765500136.jpg (67.19 KB, 318x523, 318:523, 1389650245499.jpg)

>>58623

Yeah, that's good too.

> tfw killing people in the Telltale Game of Thrones game, tho

>>58624

I'm happy for you.

>>58629

Girls und Panzer, right?


 No.58631

File: 1451765550814.jpg (159.74 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, open.jpg)

>>58629

You ever watch the anime Gate?

>that blatant, in your face JSDF glorification


 No.58632

File: 1451765565278.jpg (144.67 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, 52513_anime_girls_anime_gi….jpg)

>>58630

sora no woto

GuP is geat too though.


 No.58633

File: 1451765620511.png (429.58 KB, 606x571, 606:571, adsadsfdsafdsfsdafdsafdsfa….png)

>>58632

Hmm. Haven't heard of that one.

Ok, I'll dig it out.

Well, I might as well get both.


 No.58634

File: 1451765621701.png (176.3 KB, 393x393, 1:1, 1439909625353.png)

>>58623

>Florida

that explain the violent waifu with guns


 No.58635

>>58623

Gotta get ready then. Global warming is going to hit hard. Massive climate changes and what not.


 No.58636

File: 1451765795207.png (796.94 KB, 566x903, 566:903, maid.png)

>>58634

She's an excellent waifu all around, hue hue hue~!

>>58635

We're already experiencing it here. Been around 80-90 degrees all winter.


 No.58637

File: 1451765805881.jpg (203.2 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1448984388007.jpg)

anyone know where I can watch the GuP movie that came out in november?

>>58633

I also loved upotte, and gunslinger girl was great.


 No.58638

File: 1451765929108.jpg (316.94 KB, 764x1024, 191:256, 52768163_p0.jpg)

>tfw want hunter to get sick so I can take care of him and serv him everything he wants


 No.58639

File: 1451766046979.jpg (173.39 KB, 445x600, 89:120, 40791640_m.jpg)

>>58637

Ok, that's 3 things I can download, anyway.


 No.58640

>>58637

There is almost definitely no sub translation

I can't even find raw so probably only has a theatrical release thus far


 No.58641

File: 1451766378653.jpg (15.68 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

>>58638

i feel sick~


 No.58642

File: 1451766419453.gif (Spoiler Image, 218.26 KB, 300x100, 3:1, holding_hands.gif)

>m-me and haunter being super lewd >.<


 No.58643

File: 1451766492111.jpg (193.77 KB, 782x1015, 782:1015, radical.jpg)


 No.58644

File: 1451766530068.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.39 MB, 478x360, 239:180, lewd.gif)


 No.58645

File: 1451766628643.jpg (187.74 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 88b0f45a0b801d14270b298abe….jpg)

Good evening everyone <3


 No.58646

File: 1451766673339.png (210.54 KB, 450x650, 9:13, 1450888666833.png)

>>58644

>>58645

Night Magi :)

Sleep well!


 No.58647

File: 1451766718285.jpg (331.51 KB, 547x810, 547:810, 5c32be91df0a3413932bcfed95….jpg)

>>58646

slept ok, dreamt someone died


 No.58648

File: 1451766722813.gif (763.6 KB, 500x281, 500:281, just the way he likes it.gif)

>>58642

>me and bit being lewd

>>58645

Morning Bird


 No.58649

File: 1451766756406.jpg (133.4 KB, 1892x1068, 473:267, 1446188705348.jpg)

>>58645

Hiya!


 No.58650

File: 1451766837761.jpg (136.38 KB, 895x892, 895:892, hugging anime girl.jpg)

>>58647

Hey magi how are you?


 No.58651

File: 1451766846147.jpg (304.06 KB, 750x1200, 5:8, 17ba7a5f5a9f2a3df642ce949c….jpg)

>>58648

Hello clowny :3

>>58649

Hi haiiley <3


 No.58652

File: 1451766873679.png (200.03 KB, 350x567, 50:81, 1451409898077.png)

>>58647

oh sorry I missreaded… I thought you are going to sleep.

S-Still Im sorry for your bad dream >.<

>>58649

HELLO HAILEY!


 No.58653

File: 1451766939871.jpg (160.32 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1446188728969.jpg)

>>58651

whats up?

>>58652

Hey daddy


 No.58654

File: 1451766974992.jpg (111.41 KB, 868x1228, 217:307, 87f87ca9a33145430aec9f4b0e….jpg)

>>58650

Not too bad just got up, and thought i'd join u guys

>>58652

Its ok an easy mistake :)


 No.58655

File: 1451767009629.jpg (1.2 MB, 1276x902, 58:41, 1449530487757.jpg)

>>58639

I need more gun fighting young girls in anime.


 No.58656

File: 1451767069792.png (210.84 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 42168755.png)

>>58655

I'm downloading the most seeded links for the 3 animes on nyaa.se and they're all blu-ray quality.

This might take a while.


 No.58657

File: 1451767128391.jpg (85.64 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1356828824678.jpg)

>>58656

it might take a long while.


 No.58658

File: 1451767156690.jpeg (106.77 KB, 448x640, 7:10, 5dd1d1ecc021a5af8795aa114….jpeg)

>>58653

>58653

just relaxing, tbh bored and lonely


 No.58659

>>58657

That's alright. I'll leave it running overnight on the NAS. That doesn't get switched off, anyway.


 No.58660

I'll join

>Cody


 No.58661

File: 1451767286697.gif (2 MB, 540x303, 180:101, 1447406367664.gif)

>>58658

Yeah, I feel the same. My head hurts and I feel disorientated too probably gonna die soon


 No.58662

File: 1451767388846.jpg (9.83 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1916075_980958348636609_77….jpg)


 No.58663

File: 1451767408383.png (101.95 KB, 330x462, 5:7, 14114421.png)

>>58661

No dying pls.

Though I know the lonely/boredom feels.


 No.58664

File: 1451767423675.png (559.49 KB, 768x1083, 256:361, 452acd514e03bbc58b4dcd7cb4….png)

>>58661

aw ~hugs~


 No.58665

File: 1451767487382.gif (425.01 KB, 312x396, 26:33, sk1426890959439.gif)

>tfw absinthe

Hallucinogen memes aside, I'm quickly noticing I need to be careful! It tastes so nice that I don't really think about how strong it is.


 No.58666

File: 1451767506797.jpg (55.81 KB, 640x359, 640:359, ar10.jpg)

>>58659

I used to leave bit torrent up full time, had a share ratio of 3.


 No.58667


 No.58668

File: 1451767561181.png (195.35 KB, 500x428, 125:107, 1449143974395.png)

>>58662

wanna fite?

>>58663

>>58664

thanks, I'll probably be over it soon so I can go to mcdonalds and get something off the dollar menu and make myself sick again


 No.58669

>>58667

Well memed my friend


 No.58670

File: 1451767627995.png (353.64 KB, 659x581, 659:581, asdfadsfsafdsfsdafdafdfsda….png)

>>58666

I should do more seeding. I just leave stuff up on the NAS torrent client and usually break the seeding when I move files.

But yeah, it's nice to have it running rather than keeping my computer on to do it.

>>58668

Aww. Don't make yourself sick, Hailey. You had a great time in New York. It's not all bad.


 No.58671

>>58667

I'll join ClownPiece side Hailey go betray

>Cody


 No.58672

File: 1451767814893.gif (129.41 KB, 228x310, 114:155, 1446267455898.gif)

>>58670

It was mostly a joke, but it is more likely than not what I'll grab for dinner, It's either that or 2 tacos which I've been eating way too much of lately


 No.58673

File: 1451767829246.png (878.9 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1 (12).png)


 No.58674


 No.58675

File: 1451767883811.jpg (196.91 KB, 1600x1066, 800:533, 44042_anime_girls_anime_gi….jpg)

>>58670

I shared more than 3 terabytes, and downloaded more than 1.

gotta see what I still got on my old 1 terabyte drive, I should plug that in.


 No.58676

File: 1451767961303.png (118.63 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 1450915260761.png)

>>58672

w-what about the 50kg?


 No.58677

File: 1451767961653.jpg (581.57 KB, 1000x685, 200:137, 43659624_p0_master1200.jpg)

>>58674

I like tokai!!!


 No.58678

File: 1451767982510.png (204.13 KB, 273x377, 21:29, 0d922e16e38cc5f4677653c72d….png)

>>58671

Clearly the superior choice.


 No.58679

File: 1451768061533.jpg (164.03 KB, 2034x1133, 2034:1133, 1446188937084.jpg)

>>58676

I've only had about 1100 calories today, 2 tacos or one dollar menu burger will be 400 calories taking me exactly where I need to be.


 No.58680

File: 1451768095497.png (530.45 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, 1447010811609.png)

>>58671

Fam do you know how to speak english


 No.58681


 No.58682

File: 1451768144533.png (169.2 KB, 450x450, 1:1, sk1426890959448.png)

>>58673

It really is. Kinda expensive, but I only buy it like twice a year. You still drinking, then?


 No.58683

>>58680

I was betray

>Cody


 No.58684

>>58682

I have to try Absinthe someday.


 No.58685

File: 1451768604463.png (299 KB, 400x550, 8:11, sk1426890959594.png)

>>58684

Yes, you do! It's not even a choice, you just have to, it's your destiny! There's a lack of hallucinations of tulips growing up your legs, but otherwise it's wonderful.


 No.58686

File: 1451768736503.png (939.47 KB, 1282x723, 1282:723, acfd.png)

>>58681

Are you puking


 No.58687

>Tfw steam won't refund your money before the sale ends.

It's like they don't want my money.


 No.58688

File: 1451768933444.jpg (91.72 KB, 640x480, 4:3, AnimeTAR-21.jpg)

>>58681

I really like tokai.


 No.58689

File: 1451769201121.jpg (269.27 KB, 1253x706, 1253:706, 15-2.jpg)

>>58682

Of couse, I'm only on my 4th or 5th beer tho hopefully frenchie won't find out


 No.58690

File: 1451769202238.jpg (52.61 KB, 627x354, 209:118, other (27).jpg)

>>58686

I spat water.

>>58688

I really like tempelier


 No.58691

File: 1451769277666.png (5.95 KB, 126x124, 63:62, 5234563457654.png)

i am alive again

remind me never to drink and do lewd again

drinking only


 No.58692

File: 1451769410429.jpg (66.54 KB, 529x700, 529:700, 1449986300308.jpg)

>>58690

>tempelier

I got vodka and cranberry grapefruit juice, never had temelier, but I like Guinness stout or drought.


 No.58693

File: 1451769430072.png (253.5 KB, 317x511, 317:511, revy christmas.png)

>>58691

Drink lots - next time make it Tequila.


 No.58694

File: 1451769450479.png (223.88 KB, 366x453, 122:151, sk1426890959613.png)

>>58689

You're pretty slow, then!

Just don't post on his profile and it'll probably be fine. I haven't stalked you since last we talked about it, though, promise!

>>58691

Reminder: You should drink and do lewd again.


 No.58695

>>58692

>not drinking belgian crusader beer

pleb tier

i'm out


 No.58696

File: 1451769609700.jpg (1.42 MB, 1118x2252, 559:1126, 5d432266eb02c5eeaa6eb145ab….jpg)

>>58690

hey tokai <3


 No.58697

File: 1451769679506.gif (931.18 KB, 500x400, 5:4, giphy.gif)

>>58695

limiting yourself to one type of beer, I drink all beer, besides cheap india beer, so bitter.


 No.58699

not really though, there's nothing to do

>>58696

hai

>>58697

no no, only certain beers.

india is indeed gross


 No.58700

File: 1451769789034.jpg (117.41 KB, 800x714, 400:357, 1450952538248.jpg)

i meant the discord predates u lads


 No.58701

File: 1451769807540.png (1.34 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1 (47).png)

>>58694

I took it slow for a while because I remembered I haven't ate all day

No promises a few hours from now


 No.58702

File: 1451769876388.png (15.89 KB, 233x168, 233:168, 1049211195084.png)

>>58693

tequila sounds gay and mexican though

also again i was half spouting nonsense last night so you can't even call it lewd

>>58694

shut up skandi! you're a lewd person!


 No.58703

File: 1451769924256.jpg (125.78 KB, 800x450, 16:9, 800px-Upotte_MAC-10.jpg)

>>58699

I just haven't had tempelier before, infact I've never heard of it before, I'll be sure to look for it next time I'm buying.


 No.58704

File: 1451770078484.jpg (20.25 KB, 552x467, 552:467, rawr.jpg)

>>58703

I don't think you can get crusader beer there.

It is exclusive for god's chosen.


 No.58705

File: 1451770132112.jpg (87.86 KB, 768x768, 1:1, 1448972177820.jpg)

>>58704

I can find anything.


 No.58706

File: 1451770144194.gif (617.16 KB, 500x281, 500:281, revy tongue.gif)

>>58702

Nah it was super lewd tbh.


 No.58707

File: 1451770247533.png (361.33 KB, 470x540, 47:54, sk1426890959651.png)

>>58701

The more I talk to you, the stranger you seem to be. At least you had the sense to take it slow, even if you didn't have the sense to eat.

On your own head be it, I guess.

>>58702

I am not even remotely lewd! You has to remembering that I am only a unknowing outlanding and that engelsk is sometimes hardknown to me, I just misunderstanded surely!


 No.58708

File: 1451770370531.jpg (33.29 KB, 720x529, 720:529, mah.jpg)

>>58705

Can you find meaning?


 No.58709

File: 1451770428756.png (979.06 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1 (18).png)

>>58707

w-why do you think I am strange ?

I'm just impulsive when I'm drunk and talking to him once every 3 days makes me miss him


 No.58710

File: 1451770607013.png (37.69 KB, 274x356, 137:178, 90889089.png)

>>58706

i'm surprised i managed to be coherent during the whole thing really

>>58707

poor miles, noun, kyoko, literally anything that manages to have some sort of domineering urge…

he was just a confused viking the entire time he swears


 No.58711

File: 1451770674384.jpg (264.69 KB, 600x848, 75:106, 1451440755302.jpg)

>>58708

there is no meaning.


 No.58712

File: 1451770737149.jpg (13.58 KB, 460x292, 115:73, poem.jpg)

>>58711

AHA

GOT YOU FAM, YOU AINT GOD.

INFIDELS LEAVE


 No.58713

File: 1451770762250.png (743.54 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1 (16).png)

>>58691

drink and be lewd again


 No.58714

File: 1451770856268.png (352.92 KB, 1150x976, 575:488, Screen Shot 2016-01-02 at ….png)

i redownloaded steam and it still wouldn't open

so i decided to get all hacky and force the update through teminal


 No.58715

File: 1451770868682.jpg (156.02 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 26817_anime_girls_girls_wi….jpg)

>>58712

there is no god.


 No.58716

File: 1451770927888.png (234.64 KB, 575x575, 1:1, sk1426890959730.png)

>>58709

Any normal person will have at least had breakfast by 12:30 pm! Assuming you didn't wake up at, like, 12 pm.

I get it. I get all "please respond" if Miles takes an unreasonable amount of time responding, I have no idea how I'd react if I had to be without him for three days. I hope Frenchie gets a bit more normal again at some point.

>>58710

Hey! Rude! It's just those three! Nobody else ever!


 No.58717

File: 1451770970197.jpg (21.7 KB, 366x489, 122:163, aug_s2.jpg)

>>58715

Oh shit gun slinger has a girl who uses my raifu?

Time to watch it


 No.58718

File: 1451771128496.png (938.49 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1 (56).png)

>>58716

I woke up at 7am. Sometimes I just forget to eat, I don't really get hungry lately I just eat because I don't want to go days without food tbh.

We used to be like that and I even changed my sleep schedule to wake up at 4am so I could talk to him all day, But he changed and I changed with him so it doesn't bother me /too/ much


 No.58719

File: 1451771186776.jpg (222.62 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, U08_aug.jpg)

>>58717

you have an aug?

I want one.


 No.58720

File: 1451771217241.jpg (38.87 KB, 583x714, 583:714, segs.jpg)

>>58715

what if there's no you?


 No.58721

File: 1451771291977.png (3.39 KB, 102x106, 51:53, 10249et95.png)

>>58716

Dot too if he ever gets the chance?

also still three at once that's a lot, even for a viking


 No.58722

File: 1451771358055.png (539.12 KB, 853x480, 853:480, SjKtGYi.png)

>>58719

Naw not now cause I live in california land of the we hate guns.

When I move back to kentucky I am getting one though

Long barrel best, short barrel can fuck off


 No.58723

File: 1451771495419.gif (1001.57 KB, 480x270, 16:9, 715af71d99e731207ba56ab7b8….gif)

>>58720

that is a valid question, that I cannot answer, because I know I am, but if only I know that, is it true?

>>58722

I own more guns than I need, but not as many as I want, I have a list of things I really want, and things I can hope and dream of owning, like an L85, or a SVD, but an Aug could fairly easily be found.


 No.58724

File: 1451771538018.png (164.23 KB, 400x400, 1:1, sk1426890959717.png)

>>58718

I'm not really hungry for breakfast either, I just know I end up a low-energy annoyed mess if I don't have something.

That's creepily similar, 'cause Miles is also waking up earlier to talk to me (but don't tell him I told you). And if you aren't terribly bothered by it I guess it's fine? Frenchie's just seemed weird for the past month or two.

>>58721

Not Dots! He's nice and all, but dom-wise he doesn't really work for me, as far as I can tell thus far. And three is not a lot! Besides, I've only tried Noun and Kyoko once each!


 No.58725

File: 1451771635558.jpg (46.54 KB, 639x474, 213:158, AnimeAUG.jpg)

>>58723

Where do you live

As I was writing that I remembered virgina

Yeah aug's aren't too bad from the places I've looked at for them.

I've owned a few hunting rifles, luger, and a double barrel shotgun in the past. Which should still be sitting in kentucky but fuck california.


 No.58726

File: 1451771801721.png (1016.81 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1 (37).png)

>>58724

It's just that I'm never tired for breakfast but don't get really hungry either so I force myself to eat. I've been running and lifting more so it kind of brought back my appetite

I only did it because I was sick of talking to him for like 30 minutes before and it mostly being mean to him lol. I used to be really upset by it but I figured there's no reason to get worked up about things you can't control so it's whatever now. I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss the 7 or 8 hours a day every day spent with him though


 No.58727

File: 1451771934647.jpg (31.52 KB, 315x278, 315:278, 43223345435.jpg)

>>58724

>as far as i can tell thus far

dohohohohoho

also you punched yourself in the face for noun and i don't know what you did for kyoko? although i shouldn't be too judgemental, considering i gave one drunk lewdtalk and another something he was too lazy to even act on.

those two must be drowning in it, really.


 No.58728

File: 1451771934979.jpg (111.01 KB, 800x450, 16:9, 800px-Upotte_CETME_Model_L….jpg)

>>58725

it's comifornia to free americans like myself, all my guns are in michigan, along with enough ammo to arm a decent sized militia, along with tons of surplus military gear.


 No.58729

File: 1451772060081.jpg (432 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 235QYHY1tj37kmo6_1280.jpg)

>>58727

>too lazy to act on

Something tells me they were just bluffing and did act on it


 No.58730

File: 1451772186935.jpg (33.27 KB, 370x479, 370:479, rawr pokemon.jpg)

>>58723

Nothing's true, everything's permitted.

heil hitler


 No.58731

File: 1451772193606.png (144.1 KB, 500x742, 250:371, 1448919133683.png)

if all the parts on a cetme model L are interchangable with a G3 are they really different rifles?

just noticed the title on the last image i posted.


 No.58732

File: 1451772224061.png (9.83 KB, 174x191, 174:191, 902101939.png)

>>58729

if that fucker shared anything i will go and blame myself for lack of good judgement

was a little fun though, even if incredibly gay


 No.58733

File: 1451772235782.jpg (392.57 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 01T6o.jpg)

>>58728

Alright when shit goes bad I'll know who to hit up to start the war with


 No.58734

File: 1451772241496.png (282.41 KB, 600x600, 1:1, sk1426890959638.png)

>>58726

Well, I hope you guys work something out. You're my OTP.

Now carve an S into your leg :^)

>>58727

Before I even met Miles, I cut myself for Noun twice! Small cuts, granted, but even so. What I did for Kyoko was much less bad, but Kyoko's a silly slut so I won't mention it.

They prey on drunk people! Don't let your drunk guard down!


 No.58735

File: 1451772299767.png (658.97 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1 (35).png)

>>58732

Some people are really secretive in private so you don't have to worry about that outside of subtle hints. It sounds incredibly gay though

>>58734

only if I get feets in return


 No.58736

File: 1451772335944.jpg (53.2 KB, 500x459, 500:459, 1451757905931.jpg)

I WANT TO BE LEWD TOO


 No.58737

File: 1451772435648.jpg (58.78 KB, 800x326, 400:163, 800px-Upotte_HK33_rifle.jpg)

>>58730

hitler is dead, but I made a statement the other day, and you reminded me, had we not killed hitler and he succeeded in killing all the jews, Isil wouldn't be a thing.

>>58733

I lack snow camou sadly, what game is that.


 No.58738

File: 1451772441679.png (330.06 KB, 500x720, 25:36, 3d125445c03368402fe8111edd….png)

>>58736

Then go be lewd, if moe, noun, or kyoko are on it's really easy to do things with any of them.


 No.58739

File: 1451772451061.png (92.77 KB, 191x256, 191:256, w45e4wew3.png)

go again

more free games wew

The Last Remnant: PFVZZ-94GZN-HH0MN

Life is Strange - Episode 1: CJ4VC-NV3AQ-PPLYQ

Tomb Raider I: KHE4Q-L8YX6-3KYVI

Tomb Raider II: B2FMH-2G69Y-5WQQI

Tomb Raider III: 9E5LP-E0CLN-G3YNH

Murdered: Soul Suspect: C5M4C-YG5M4-X4J95


 No.58740

File: 1451772511372.png (24.79 KB, 195x411, 65:137, 2104912001.png)

>>58734

why couldn't you just cut the crap with noun!?

and drunk guard is so hard to keep

>>58735

it was and you know

>>58736

post butte


 No.58741

>>58739

>Murdered: Soul Suspect

Claimed! Thank you very much.


 No.58742

File: 1451772577441.png (22.06 KB, 203x203, 1:1, 1451569651236.png)

one more life is strange

why not

Life is Strange - Episode 1: C5823-BQD9L-87CQ5


 No.58743

File: 1451772581964.jpg (722.1 KB, 2880x2160, 4:3, Monument_Valley_Merrick_Bu….jpg)


 No.58744

>>58741

Dammit


 No.58745

File: 1451772639553.gif (5.7 KB, 500x202, 250:101, zl01rtcfaqo1_500.gif)


 No.58746

>The Last Remnant: PFVZZ-94GZN-HH0MN

pls be mine


 No.58747

File: 1451772652455.png (131.06 KB, 346x346, 1:1, sk1426890959525.png)

>>58735

I was kinda joking, but, really? If so, I'll gladly send feet. You first. I promise I won't cheat you, I don't like having "enemies".

2oxw0w+i7coa259vkqqqz@grr.la

>>58740

Th-that joke barely even makes sense! I mean, if you want to use the literal meaning of "cut", you can't really have "the crap" after it, 'cause that brings to mind sitting down with a literal piece of shit and chopping it up!


 No.58748

File: 1451772659355.gif (47.39 KB, 193x193, 1:1, bfbgdbd.gif)

>>58744

waka waka waka

Murdered: Soul Suspect: V06P4-YHNEE-5QDIF


 No.58749

File: 1451772696456.png (10.13 KB, 633x122, 633:122, Untitled.png)

>>58737

Thats csgo, its a actual skin in the game but its pretty rare and expensive.

There isn't even a factory new one on the market


 No.58750

>>58731

nevermind, it's the model C that is the same,

but a model L is pretty much a hk33.


 No.58751

File: 1451772797655.jpg (20.49 KB, 236x375, 236:375, 6c06a82b984022587fb76042af….jpg)

>>58749

oh, well I should play csgo, I own it, but only played a few times.


 No.58752

File: 1451772816974.jpg (40.59 KB, 191x191, 1:1, sasas.jpg)

possibly unclaimed, idk

i posted it in discord but i don't think anyone used it

The Last Remnant: 9TQCL-MMBQW-42XY9


 No.58753

File: 1451773001301.png (95.38 KB, 746x1075, 746:1075, kh3g4j.png)

thinking about sending some copies of Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 on steam too, we'll see

i've had a fun day


 No.58754

File: 1451773141414.png (449.94 KB, 825x642, 275:214, 2503621-write your own his….png)

>>58752

I just took it, thanks erin.


 No.58755

File: 1451773162532.gif (1.77 MB, 257x359, 257:359, 4299ebca6288da6599afce6406….gif)

>>58739

t-thanks for live is strange


 No.58756

File: 1451773199047.jpg (73.45 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, [kdfss] Himouto! Umaru-cha….jpg)

>>58753

shower with your dad simulator

GIVE


 No.58757

File: 1451773224381.png (334.87 KB, 496x454, 248:227, dksaj7#.png)

also, it would be neat if you told me which ones you claimed so i know if any codes are still good, but whatever


 No.58758

File: 1451773265279.jpg (137.72 KB, 412x454, 206:227, ren6.jpg)

i saw a dead dog on the side of the highway

couldnt have been older than 2 years, still a puppy

had a leash on still

;_;

also im back


 No.58759

File: 1451773280827.png (276.26 KB, 504x576, 7:8, nxvkepo.png)

>>58754

>>58755

no problemo

>>58756

you got it

that makes 20 games i gave away today

this makes me happy


 No.58760

File: 1451773346117.jpg (57.8 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 53687.JPG)

>>58757

I took the one I linked, thanks.

>>58759

love me some square enix shit.


 No.58761

File: 1451773364563.png (780.29 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1 (15).png)

>>58747

let me finish some dota then yea


 No.58762

File: 1451773451000.png (12.56 KB, 542x29, 542:29, Untitled.png)

>>58759

You is good people I wish I had a job again so I could gift people stuff I loved doing it.


 No.58763

File: 1451773470532.png (18.67 KB, 383x282, 383:282, 221412412234.png)

>>58747

it made enough sense for you to get it


 No.58764

File: 1451773497581.png (287.4 KB, 1188x673, 1188:673, look at me.png)

Based Erin. Much love.


 No.58765

File: 1451773551494.jpg (261.2 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 41264528.jpg)

Erin confirmed for Santa 2016.


 No.58766

File: 1451773576093.png (170.53 KB, 280x320, 7:8, sk1426890959728.png)

>>58761

>finally someone helping out with my secret sadism

>>58763

I can understand a joke without necessarily appreciating it!


 No.58767

File: 1451773588527.png (9.44 KB, 166x160, 83:80, 19428140918.png)

>>58765

wouldn't it be santa 2015?

anyways, thank you erin!


 No.58768

>>58748

might snag this too if no one else is interested.


 No.58769

File: 1451773649580.jpg (392.08 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, 42833748.jpg)

>>58766

I thought lots of people helped with secret sadism here.

>>58767

It's too late for 2015 now!


 No.58770

File: 1451773658843.gif (485.74 KB, 475x264, 475:264, Revy in the wind.gif)

Bye for now, /lewd/!

>>58766

I'm going to make you take a shower with me.


 No.58771

File: 1451773688711.png (146.43 KB, 599x652, 599:652, CXo9crOUAAQQmiC.png)

Good afternoon everyone


 No.58772

File: 1451773705411.jpg (413.67 KB, 527x527, 1:1, ren22.jpg)

>>58770

o-oh and just as i got back

goodbye


 No.58773

File: 1451773765613.png (235.84 KB, 481x481, 1:1, sk1426890959506.png)

>>58769

Not with mine, 'cause it very rarely gets a chance to shine.

>>58770

Uh! I guess I wouldn't mind? I don't know what you're trying to achieve by saying that.

>>58771

Hi, Bitjealous cutie!


 No.58774

File: 1451773814456.jpg (750.77 KB, 1754x1240, 877:620, 41289452.jpg)

>>58773

Such a shameeeeee.


 No.58775

File: 1451773954948.jpg (199.51 KB, 560x600, 14:15, 50005000_p1_master1200.jpg)

>>58773

Hello Skandi the night breakfast eater!


 No.58776

File: 1451774015824.png (769.11 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1 (60).png)

>>58766

where do you want me to cut it, my thigh or calf


 No.58777

File: 1451774159359.png (348.28 KB, 600x600, 1:1, sk1426890959697.png)

>>58774

My sadism is basically boring, anyway. Miles will be visiting me around September, though, and the power struggle will be really interesting! I'll basically have to press all the buttons that make him submit as quickly as possible, 'cause if he just tells me to stop my spine will melt away.

>>58775

NOOO

>>58776

Thigh, obviously.


 No.58778

File: 1451774242557.png (602.11 KB, 991x720, 991:720, aeggrreg.png)

>>58777

Oh cool, he managed to sort out the flights, then?

Good stuff.


 No.58779

File: 1451774333684.jpg (119.92 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 3.jpg)

>>58777

Im sorry it has to happen Skandi


 No.58780

File: 1451774395814.png (789.21 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1 (39).png)

>>58777

o-ok give me a little bit im in game


 No.58781

File: 1451774588057.png (284.29 KB, 551x593, 551:593, sk1426890959576.png)

>>58778

He did! Sorta! It'll either be September or a little earlier, at least. It'll be absolutely horrifying to meet someone IRL who knows about all my insecurities and stuff, but then again, it'll be him, so I'm sure it'll be fine!

>>58779

I-I'll eat some hard-boiled eggs late tomorrow, I swear! I just don't want to eat late breakfast!

>>58780

That's fine, I can wait.


 No.58782

File: 1451774648729.jpg (100.62 KB, 1024x864, 32:27, 45654645456.jpg)

>>58781

Well, hey, you know all his insecurities. You'll be on an even footing there.


 No.58783

File: 1451774688565.png (467.46 KB, 466x548, 233:274, 1446514375340.png)

a-akarin came so much


 No.58784

>>58783

Cool.


 No.58785

File: 1451774827524.png (404.14 KB, 600x600, 1:1, sk1426890959627.png)

>>58783

FUCKING

LEWD

What the hell, Haunter?

>>58782

I guess. Except he has the ultimate advantage of being able to call me "bad" to make me collapse completely.


 No.58786

File: 1451774872831.png (1.17 MB, 717x1024, 717:1024, 1451519049372.png)

>Tfw end up ERPing while my guild is gathering around for a raid

I don't want to be rude and cut her off.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED.


 No.58787

File: 1451774881197.png (300.32 KB, 468x591, 156:197, asdfasfsdfasdfafsdfsdafsdf….png)

>>58785

D'awwwww.


 No.58788

File: 1451775009613.gif (214.11 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1446717426193.gif)

>>58786

>ywn be that cute

just kill me tbh familia


 No.58789

File: 1451775018199.png (222.04 KB, 394x390, 197:195, waepohigeo.png)

>>58786

> reinforcement of my opinion that this game is a reskin of Second Life


 No.58790

File: 1451775109480.jpg (27.09 KB, 476x462, 34:33, 1910364_1014723548550723_9….jpg)


 No.58791

File: 1451775138928.jpg (59.04 KB, 431x604, 431:604, 4twohjk-1hA.jpg)

anybody want terraria, I got 3 copies to give away.


 No.58792

File: 1451775197073.png (3.2 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ffxiv_02012016_235044.png)

This game is pretty comfy.


 No.58793

File: 1451775206758.png (281.05 KB, 404x404, 1:1, sk1426890959734.png)

>>58787

Shut up. It's not my fault I'm a sub.

>>58790

Oh, I see.


 No.58794

File: 1451775257791.png (2.98 MB, 1704x2466, 284:411, 1451261623291.png)


 No.58795

File: 1451775274123.png (102.74 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1430864392097.png)

>>58793

It's sweet, though.


 No.58796

File: 1451775432064.png (187.75 KB, 600x600, 1:1, sk1426890959670.png)

>>58794

>>58795

It's "shut up", though.


 No.58797

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>>58796

> implying I listen to this


 No.58798

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Beer is bottled chores are mostly done cause I'm too lazy to do the rest

Random fact cleaning yeast out of a barrel is not fun


 No.58799

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>>58791

ooh, me!


 No.58800

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>>58781

No, full breakfast or else!


 No.58801

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>>58797

>implying I care

I love my master and I obey him completely, so there.

>>58800

Or else what! You have nothing to threaten me with!


 No.58802

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>>58799

are we friends on steam yet?


 No.58803

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>>58801

Yeaaaah, which I said was sweet?

Did you think I was being sarcastic?


 No.58804

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>>58802

dont think so, add me!

/id/haileyhamster


 No.58805

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>>58801

he will threaten you with the feeling of an empty stomach and no pancakes

seriously pancakes are delicious

yogurt is too


 No.58806

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>>58798

>cleaning yeast out of a barrel

Sounds like an evening with your mother.


 No.58807

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>>58804

it says you don't exist, why don't you ad me,

/id/Griddless


 No.58808

aaaahahahahahahahaahaa top ten joke


 No.58809

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>>58801

I'll come to Norway and…beat you up!!!


 No.58810

>>58808

Thanks I'm not really happy with most of my stuff but I'm pretty OK with that one right there.


 No.58811

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>>58809

oh well then contradict me why don't you

>>58806

more like sounds like an evening with you bby ;)


 No.58812

>>58810

pssst psssssst

i think the memes evolved


 No.58813

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>>58803

No. I, uh, I was maybe just tsunning. I love him but I don't like other people pointing that out.

>>58805

Pancakes are just "alright"! What you put on them is far more important than just the fact that they're pancakes.

>>58809

Oh, Bit, darling, are you trying to seduce me? If you'll come here to beat me up, I'll pay half the travelling expenses!


 No.58814

>>58812

What does this mean


 No.58815

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>>58813

chocolate chip or blueberry pancakes though!


 No.58816

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>>58813

Damn tsunderes!


 No.58818

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 No.58819

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>>58811

Oh im sorry I didn't see what you put!

>>58813

No seduce! Pay full and I will beat you up and make you breakfast!




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