No.58817
Senti, when I come home from work stream Beyond the Black Rainbow for me!!
Blah blah blah I'm best boy.
No.58820
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No.58821
>>58814
no no, what do YOU mean
No.58823
>>58815
What! You're crazy! Neither! Just pancakes! With brown goat cheese and strawberries!
>>58816
I am not! I love him! I'm just not any good at showing it publicly!
>>58819
What about if I pay you half and you just beat me up?
No.58825
>>58821
That my yeast joke was funny…
. _.
No.58826
>>58819
you're terrible making me look the fool!
also that's a pretty expensive- he could just use a hooker or something! possibly even miles!
>>58817
noun a worst nerd
>>58823
cheese!? on pancakes!? europeans should not be allowed in pancakery!
No.58827
>>58824
I am getting better! Even if part of it is just because he's ordering me to get better!
>>58826
It's not normal cheese, you pleb! It's brown cheese!
No.58828
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>58825
my statement stays
>
No.58829
File: 1451776771113.png (153.51 KB, 328x354, 164:177, asdfasfsdfsdfdsafdsfasfsdf….png)
>>58827
Hah, good for him. It's nice to see him being more assertive.
No.58830
>>58827
i've never had that viking, here in america we have burgers and overtly sweet things
No.58831
File: 1451776829227.jpg (64.88 KB, 538x759, 538:759, ce9038161845076491086d0f25….jpg)
>>58823
How about I do it for free?
>>58826
You baka!! Dont let me come over there and make you breakfast!
No.58832
>>58831
fine then! come over here and make me breakfast! it better be good!
No.58833
>>58832
Nope its gonna be bad but you will eat it anyway!
No.58834
>>58829
What do you mean, obviously Miles is the unconquerable alpha.
>>58830
I was in Houston, once, and they had it there! Granted, if left in normal Texas temperatures it melted to a puddle.
>>58831
Oh, well, if you'll beat me up for free I don't mind! Just make sure you have Clown's permission, 'cause I might cum.
No.58835
>>58834
Of course!
And isn't Houston awful?
I melted when I got there, then there was this big storm the following day that cooled it down, thankfully.
No.58836
>>58833
meh, cereal and snack foods fill the gap quite well
>>58834
that's because that's a big city and there are vikings invading our big cities! i live in a small town…
No.58837
File: 1451777256378.png (981.16 KB, 1000x709, 1000:709, 4d7fc92ff95b9b33d370cc1c08….png)
>>58834
Well if he is gonna beat you up obviously I'll join. His methods would be too weak, I intend to mentally scar you until you get rid of your pain fetish.
Anytime you even stub your toe you will have flash backs and huddle in the corner asking for miles to make the bad times go away.
No.58838
>>58837
is this supposed to be sexy or psychotic or both?
No.58839
>>58834
You lewd idiot! Im not beating you up for your pleasure!! Im not beating you up!
>>58836
Ok I will just make you one pancake
No.58840
>>58835
I dunno, I was like 12 when I visited. And it was during a heat wave, which was awful for a poor little Norseman! The main thing I remember is the endless free refills of Coke in this one restaurant.
>>58836
Oh, well, in that case, you might not have brown cheese.
>>58837
Sh-shut up. I wasn't aware that you were around.
No.58841
>>58839
>Im not beating you up for your pleasure
Good! That'll make it like a dozen times better!
No.58842
File: 1451777535568.png (265.67 KB, 296x439, 296:439, asdfasdfsafsdfsafsdfsadfsd….png)
>>58840
Heatwave in Texan terms? Ouch.
It was like walking into a wall of heat and humidity when I was last there.
I was there for work and there was virtually nothing worth visiting out of hours.
NASA was too far away and other than that, it was shopping malls.
No.58843
>>58841
I change my mind im not beating you up!!
No.58844
File: 1451777745838.jpg (991.12 KB, 1500x1605, 100:107, 28b1c05ed061abcb253237ced1….jpg)
>>58840
I'm always around skandi, watching and waiting for my one of my favorite posters to fuck up.
>>58838
Only psychotic I'm trying to rehab him away from his pain fetish
No.58845
>>58839
after pancake do you want to head over to my bed and lay down?
>>58840
darn vikings with their cheeses and submissive fetishes!
No.58846
>>58841
Stop being lewd, master
No.58847
>>58844
rehabbing a fetish sounds hard
but i guess beating the shit out of him so much he feels more pain than enjoyment is a good start?
No.58848
>>58842
Yeah. I remember using these RC planes in a field, and having to retreat to under a tree 'cause I was close to passing out from the heat.
I visited NASA, actually! It was just as well that you didn't bother!
>>58843
P-please, Bit, beat up my b!p
>>58844
Waiting for Bit to fuck up? He almost never fucks up!
>>58845
I'll give you some sub cheese! That sounds absolutely revolting!
>>58846
I'm not your master. Now send the pic.
No.58849
>>58837
You cant even beat up a snail you baka!
>>58845
No you might try to do lewd things!
>>58846
Finally! Now you can stop calling me that
No.58850
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>>58848
Naw skandi is in my top 3 of favorite posters for sure.
Bit is a shit tier poster he probably like 10th
>>58849
I'll beat up your dick!
>>58847
See I'm glad you understand I'm sure it will work, that or I will kill him trying
No.58852
>>58848
Yeah, I heard NASA was like a 4 hour round trip or something from where I would have been.
And I was warned not to walk out into the car park in front of the hotel I was staying at because people had been mugged there.
And people say Nigeria is dangerous.
Nope, folks, Houston is.
No.58853
>>58848
Maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
No.58854
>>58850
Im ok with 10th and with that other thing..
No.58855
>>58849
i am not a lewd person!
>>58850
why do so many people want to kill skandi by doing lewd things to him until he dies?
also what am i on your list of favorite posters?
No.58856
>>58850
I think Bit is God Tier.
No.58857
File: 1451778481601.jpg (159.54 KB, 850x773, 850:773, sample-74117419399a734da7a….jpg)
>>58855
Unlisted cause I don't know you well enough yet.
I have high requirements to being a top tier poster, one you gotta be a drunk like skandi, two you have to have a silly accent like skandi, three you have to be mostly p.ure like skandi.
So really what I'm saying is you gotta be skandi.
Post a vocaroo that will help determine things.
>>58854
Whats the other thing?
>>58856
He is at other things just not posting
No.58858
>>58857
Meh. Thats your opinion.
No.58859
>>58850
Philately will get you nowhere, Clown!
>>58851
I'M TELLING YOU TO FUCK ME IN THE BOYPUSSY, BIT
>>58853
Oh, come on! I'll send the feet in response, and it's not like I'll show your pics to anyone.
>>58857
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tayPyB4zUJ
No.58861
>>58860
I don't understand what that's supposed to mean. Sorry, I'm super drunk.
No.58862
>>58859
Record yourself for me too.
Tooooo cuteeeeee.
No.58863
>>58855
Oh then maybe
>>58856
Yay!
>>58857
Im not saying anything you baka!
>>58859
NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.58864
File: 1451778892635.jpg (132.58 KB, 850x607, 850:607, sample-9b84a5c83d59ddc5b01….jpg)
>>58859
That was the best 37 secs of my life.
I couldn't help but laugh the entire time saved for future keks.
>>58863
Is okay we both know you are top tier boyfriend
No.58867
>>58861
Make me a vocaroo !
No.58868
last bunch of free games
The Last Remnant: GGIC2-MLPQA-AHMBV
Life is Strange - Episode 1: YZQCM-HI8C5-JKV2A
Tomb Raider II: 0AY86-C22AI-L5WPY
Tomb Raider III: 7HMPL-3MR8G-DIB2W
goodnight /lewd/ <3
No.58869
>>58862
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VEPY2jhlKW
>>58863
THAT'S AN ORDER
>>58864
Uh! Thanks! All but the last 7 seconds or so was a joke, though!
>>58865
Bit is about as slutty as a turd in an ocean of mud!
>>58867
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yTqV0mBXpk
>>58868
Goodnight!
No.58871
>>58865
BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
No.58873
>>58869
Way too adorable.
I'd swap some of my rum/Jager with you for some of that absinthe.
No.58874
>>58864
I hope so..
>>58865
I think so but I would have to sleep in the bed alone you baka!
>>58868
Yay some guud ol tomb raider! Thank you and goodnight
>>58869
You cant boss me around you pervert!
No.58875
>>58873
Okay fine, I am maybe realizing I am too drunk to Vocaroo.
Jager's terrible, though! Rum can be pretty nice.
>>58874
Everyone bosses you around! Clown bossed you into loving him, even!
No.58876
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>>58869
So when are you gonna become a stand up comedian so that way I can listen to you and laugh all the time?
I wouldn't want you reading books cause I'd be too busy giggling to pay attention.
>>58865
>bit
>slutty
Do I need to pull up our chatlogs for you?
But why so nervous and shy, its pretty adorbs though.
>>58868
Night night
>>58874
You are dear don't worry
Now let me fuck you in your boipussi
Thats a order!
No.58877
>>58875
Well, I'd offer vodka, but I'm out of it now.
The rum is Kraken and pretty good.
And you're never too drunk to vocaroo.
Unlike my bf.
No.58878
>>58875
Nobody bosses me around! Clown cant even boss a little puppy!
>>58876
No.58879
drawing decent looking faces is SDhASKGdGAJKSgdJASkdhjAKJShdAKJbsdf
No.58880
>>58875
[spoiler > dull knife so I have to keep cutting over and over [/spoiler] I didn't ask for this
No.58883
> tfw you flirt with someone who's currently at a gym, they get a boner and someone notices + says they have a kid with them
Fuck yeah, +1 for domming skills.
No.58884
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No.58885
>>58880
you just need a dollar store pencil sharpener nerd! kitchen knives do tend to be dull…
No.58886
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>>58878
Okay record my vocaroo then you promised me!'
But does that means you just fee in love with my good looks and natural charms if I didn't boss you into it?
>>58882
He is the lewdest
4:18 AM - BitCloudYo: No im gonna lay on you and fap on your butt!
No.58887
>>58876
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iXIEDsArta
Even I'm realizing I'm way too fucking drunk now.
>>58877
Oh, right, your bf who's like 11! I'd ask what you mean, but presumably it's a bit too sensitive.
>>58878
Sure, Bit! It's not like you're Clown's bitch or anything!
>>58880
kek. Well, as long as you're obedient the details don't matter.
>>58882
Yes, that is what I meant!
No.58888
>>58882
Because more than one person and it can get lewd to quick!!
>>58886
Hmph I will think about it now!! I was tired when I said that you baka!!
No.58889
>>58887
He's not that young! GEEZ.
He was singing along to Japanese songs and saying how no-one get a bf as good as me~
No.58890
>>58887
Im not you slut! Now pay attention to your new pet!
No.58891
>>58887
i am disappointed, bit
i thought he was slutty…
>>58888
you'd want it to be lewd you lewd dummy!
No.58892
>>58887
n-nevermind I did what he >>58885
said now it's really bloody. Send me your email again
No.58893
File: 1451780328187.png (356.87 KB, 1021x860, 1021:860, 1a0be75fcbd741d588ce4594c6….png)
>>58887
Stop my face it hurts to smile this much.
You are the stupidest person I know, in a good way, I love it.
Naw just cause bit is the sub in this relationship he still can act dom sometimes
>>58888
Quads confirm you got to do it now hun
No.58894
I want to be the most loved, how do I achieve this goal?
No.58895
>>58889
I know, I'm just teasing everyone I can at this point. He sounds cute, though! By which I don't mean that I've heard him, just that your descriptions of him sound cute!
>>58890
I have a new pet?
>>58892
2oy6bd+13mm2580d9vfv6@grr.la
>>58893
Fine, I was kinda being intentionally stupid anyway. So I'm both the gayest and the stupidest person you know, huh.
>you getting dommed by Bit
That is super cute.
No.58896
>>58894
Record more vocaroos!
No.58897
>Tfw STALKER is good.
>Tfw downloading syndicate cause I got it free with an ssd.
What's happening /lewd/?
No.58898
File: 1451780619994.png (369.15 KB, 1075x714, 1075:714, adsadsadfasdfdsafdsafdsfad….png)
>>58895
He is really cute. I just feel bad about what his mum is putting him through.
I'm kinda jelly you get to talk to Miles so often, I'm lucky to get that much time with Futa lately.
No.58899
now im just getting mad
i need to touch myself
No.58900
>>58895
I'm sorry the S didn't come out so well
No.58901
>>58899
yeah man
go cool off
No.58902
>>58891
Only with clown!
>>58893
I will tonight!
>>58894
Bake a very nice pie
>>58895
Yes congratulations!
>>58899
What why?
No.58903
>>58899
Whats stopping you?
No.58905
>>58904
just took what was left of my stash.
No.58906
File: 1451780865217.png (424.53 KB, 744x1050, 124:175, 8ef05cfa0e6a7a36c2b4a44ad1….png)
>>58897
Playing Ben and Ed
Super fun game so I can beat my first game of the year.
>>58895
Bit is super cute in private you don't even know, he is just extremely shy and embarrassed about everything
Yup its why you a top tier poster though
10/10 would shitpost with in the afterlife
>>58894
IDK when I was a huge slut and had a harem I think that was considered most loved but it was too much effort.
>>58902
It is night time for you, you won't get away with this two nights in a row
No.58907
>>58902
because im frustrated with my inabilities, and because my tablet is being fucking retarded
No.58908
File: 1451780920613.png (286.51 KB, 467x636, 467:636, adsfsadfsafdsfasdfdsfasfsd….png)
>>58905
Cool. I've been drinking this evening.
No.58909
>>58908
gonna head out and pick up a pizza
back in 15
No.58910
No.58911
>>58898
Yeah, I heard. Once his mum sees that your relationship actually lasts it'll presumably get a bit better, though.
>>58900
You've got other things to apologize for tbh. But you did it, at least!
>>58902
What! Who! Is it you?
>>58906
I can totally imagine him being extremely cute in private and extremely embarrassed about it in public. It just fits him so well!
No.58912
File: 1451781106097.png (111.68 KB, 296x342, 148:171, afsafsdfsdafsdfasdfsdfsadf….png)
>>58911
I hope so. She's certainly putting him through a lot of shit over it all.
No.58913
>>58911
w-what did I do ?!
No.58914
>>58896
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aBdCgeKexL
>>58902
what flavor, and would you like some?
>>58906
oh, I don't think I could ever have a harem, the most I've ever had was 4 girls pinning for my attention irl before.
No.58915
>>58914
It's a starting point.
Nice voice, btw.
No.58916
>>58912
Well, to try to be sorta objective, I kinda get that she's freaking out a bit if all she knows about you is your age. But you're a nice guy, which she presumably doesn't know!
No.58917
>>58906
Its only 7!
>>58907
Oh :( My tablet is being a shit to right now. The usb area is loose so anytime I plug it up I have to be still when drawing or it fucks ups. Hope it works out for you!
>>58911
No you baka, Moe is your new pet..whether you like it or not!
>>58914
Do your favorite flavor and yea I would love some
No.58918
File: 1451781416646.png (712.38 KB, 1035x1076, 1035:1076, dfafasfdfsafdsfsdafdsfdsaf….png)
>>58916
Yeaaaah. I don't really know how to fix that, though.
It's all legal, but she's coming up with stuff like threatening to go to the police over it. Really blowing it all out of proportion.
No.58919
>>58915
haven't you been in the TC's before?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KerD4yMGjX
>>58917
oh, cherry then, with a really thin gram cracker crust because a thick dry flavorless crust ruins a pie.
No.58920
>>58917
He is not my pet! He's my piñata, at best!
>>58918
Oh. Okay, I was kinda being all understanding and stuff, trying to see her point of view, but she's being completely retarded, then. I'm not sure if that's fixable.
No.58921
>>58906
Looks cool. My friend just got tabletop sim so I might need to try it.
No.58922
How's everyone's evening?
No.58923
File: 1451781664172.png (390.16 KB, 448x621, 448:621, asdfasfdsafsdfsafsdfasdfsf….png)
>>58919
Only very rarely. The animus tcs irritate me.
>>58920
I get her position, I do. She's trying to be protective, but she's just sticking to her guns no matter what anyone says.
Plus she comes up with stuff that the age difference would be fine if it was a boy/girl couple with that age difference.
Oh, and she gives him a bottle of vodka when he's underage for NYE.
Fucking parents.
No.58924
>>58920
we need to make a tree for this stuff, i can't tell who's pet is whose anymore…
No.58925
>>58917
And that doesn't stop you from posting super lewd webms
That I just saved
>>58914
Well don't just be you, I'm sure someone will come along.
Also still be a dom and force yourself on someone
Like I did to bit
Cause then they will fall for you eventually
>>58911
Yup he is my pocket perv, it's great.
He has to have us go to sleep while he text me each night
No.58926
>>58919
Cherry sounds wonderful, if you really do make one one day I need to see a picture
>>58920
Suuuure hehe
>>58922
Hello hammy
>>58925
That is different and mega pervert
No.58927
>>58926
Hiya! What's up with you?
No.58928
>>58923
I get it, I just get bored in them, but I stay till the last man most times.
>>58925
>Also still be a dom and force yourself on someone
I tried this with bloodchan, and it didn't work, sorta, the affection comes in private
I tried with SD last night and that didn't work either, he kept like neutralizing my attacks.
No.58930
File: 1451782075134.png (202.43 KB, 354x449, 354:449, asdfafdsafdfdsfasdfdsfdsaf….png)
>>58928
Yeah, they usually go on until well after my bedtime.
I'm kind of fed up with animus lately too.
No.58932
>>58923
Well, yeah. I don't mean she's crazy, I just mean she's unreasonable.
>>58924
I belong to Miles, and Chijo belongs to Noun I think, and maybe Senti belongs to Kyoko! Otherwise I'm not really sure. Clown or Bit belongs to one or the other, and the same goes for Akarin and Haunter.
>>58925
H-hah! That's totally gay! I-I'd never do anything like that!
>>58926
He isn't my pet! I don't know where you're getting this from!
No.58933
>>58929
yeah, I know exactly how you feel. Nothing to do, nothing to see. Personally, I pass the time shitposting
No.58934
>>58932
Kyoko's secretly my bitch
No.58935
File: 1451782197679.png (419.01 KB, 707x645, 707:645, adsasdafdsafdsfsdafdsfadsf….png)
>>58932
Oh, I dunno. She seems kinda crazy to me lately.
No.58937
>>58934
Whose bitch is whose then?
No.58939
>>58927
Nothing really what have you been up to?
>>58932
Im getting it from this thread..am I reading everything wrong?
No.58940
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>58932
and the rest sort of just float around!? so there is another, even gayer circlejerk to get into…
>>58933
it sucks sometimes, but oh well
No.58941
>>58934
You're secretly my bitch!
>>58935
Understandably crazy, at least?
>>58939
I just like him hurting himself for me sometimes!
No.58942
File: 1451782406606.png (440.61 KB, 517x669, 517:669, dfafdsfsdfsafdsfasfdsafdsf….png)
>>58941
I dunno. It's beginning to get past the point of anything remotely logical.
No.58943
File: 1451782430436.png (4.53 MB, 2726x4253, 2726:4253, 2cfd2983bda4abe8309c4aef14….png)
>>58928
No idea who blood or SD are, but keep trying you gotta stay persistent.
>>58926
You posted it not me
>>58932
Miles and Skandi
Chijo and noun are in an open relationship
Senti and kyoko will probably be back together soonTM
Clown and bit
Moe and Frenchie even though both are sluts
I really feel like there is 1 or 2 more that I'm not remembering
Oh
Toodles and mayaka even though one of them is a slut
Thats all for now, I'll keep you up to date on all the latest and greatest gossips and relationships when I remember
No.58944
>>58917
>that webm
Time to fap, I guess.
No.58945
>>58922
is going well, and yours?
>>58926
I'm telling you I'll share it with you.
>>58930
many of the people I normally recognize aren't posting regularly anymore, it's weird.
>>58943
oh, I will, I will have a harem even if it kills me.
No.58946
>>58943
if everyone is in a relationship why is everyone so lewd!?
No.58947
>>58942
Well, at least he's western European. There's not a lot his mum can really do, unless there are very particular circumstances.
>>58943
Yes, do keep me posted!
>>58946
We're all non-lewd, have you forgotten already?
No.58948
>>58938
Hmu bb ;)
>>58939
Passing the time shitposting on /pol/ and /r9k/, got a new pair of stockings so maybe I'll take some pics later
>>58940
ehh, what can you do? Try to find something to have fun with!
>>58945
could be better, could be worse. Overall I'm happy, but I could be happier.
No.58950
>>58941
Hmmm ok I believe you
>>58943
but you saved it from me and will probably fap to it later
>>58944
Enjoy the fap!
>>58945
Oh sharing pie is serious business.
>>58946
Im not lewd! Does this picture look lewd to you?
No.58951
>>58947
Well, yeah, it's not illegal or anything.
As long as she doesn't go to the extremes of kicking him out of her house or something, I guess….it still must be very stressful for him, though.
No.58952
>>58941
cuuuute he thinks he owns people!!! d'awww yess you are my little master yesss you are *pets*
No.58953
>>58949
I think she died
>>58950
I'm not fapping yet though not until tonight at least unlike you, you probably already fapped this morning
No.58954
>>58948
could I make you happier?
>>58949
how many of these you got?
I gota few.
>>58950
especially cherry pie, if you know what I'm sayin.
No.58955
>>58947
non lewd people that took advantage of drunken me!
>>58948
like alcohol!? or people, i think!?
>>58950
incredibly!
No.58956
>>58952
You don't have to be mean! It was obviously a joke! I know I'm not dominant! You bully!
>>58951
Yeah. It's really shit, and it's almost surprising there are still people like his mum around in this part of the world. I wish you guys luck.
No.58957
>>58954
You already gave me a free game, that made me plenty happy! Nah, right now theres a person who could make me happy but she's not online.
No.58959
File: 1451783143348.png (385.14 KB, 727x679, 727:679, fdsafdfdgdfafgfdgdfgfdasds….png)
>>58956
Thanks, Skandi. I appreciate it.
No.58960
>>58955
No problem with Alcohol, Drugs, people, or a fun hobby! What you do is up to you, but let me know if you want it to involve me!
No.58961
>>58953
I think so too.
>>58954
I only got this one. Can i have some more?
No.58962
>>58958
>faggot
nah fam I'm just a hetero girl tbh
No.58963
>>58955
Nobody took advantage of anyone, it was all consensual. Technically.
No.58964
>>58953
I didn't wake up till this afternoon! Im 2 days fap free unlike sooome people!!
>>58954
I want blueberry now
>>58955
Are you crazy? How what about this one?
No.58967
>>58966
For a moment i thought you wrote "Where is butt?"
No.58968
>>58966
last I saw him was new years
>>58965
why would you design a toilet this way?
No.58969
>>58966
Playing games like a nerd
No.58970
>>58969
Can i be your nerd?
No.58971
>>58961
I only saved a few in an 8bit thread I was in.
>>58964
but I want cherry, and I'm the one making the pie.
>>58957
maybe I could be a person that makes you really happy.
No.58972
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>>58970
I never had a nerd before, first you would need to kill Senti
No.58973
i give up
ill finish it later
sorry noun
No.58974
>>58972
Thats gonna take a while.
No.58975
>>58968
most important question, why would you shit that way
that thing was going to clean the seat
No.58976
>>58922
i'm sleepy
its raining
No.58977
>>58971
Doubt it tbh I've only been in love once.
>>58975
Some people are just sick.
No.58978
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>>58966
He doesn't want to post anymore
No.58979
>>58973
>>58974
Onward to victory!
No.58980
>>58976
are there big things in BR that can eat you in the Amazon Jungle?
No.58981
>>58979
I will do my best! I hope…
No.58982
>>58980
yes.but no one lives there other than some few violent amerindians
they get eaten by piranhas, aligators, anacondas, and get diseases from mosquitoes
No.58984
>>58977
does it have to be love?
>>58961
more for you.
No.58985
No.58986
>master's in a really bad mood and I can't manage to make him feel better
No.58987
No.58988
File: 1451784329104.png (352.8 KB, 549x627, 183:209, adsfasfsdfasdfdsfsdafsdfsa….png)
>>58986
Want me to try talking to him?
No.58990
>>58986
Just let him know you're there for him and care about him, and give him space if he needs it.
No.58992
File: 1451784487821.jpg (82.31 KB, 852x690, 142:115, 1546036_981912301874547_36….jpg)
No.58993
>>58991
how I feel when I find a new fetish.
No.58994
Hello everyone!
How are you all doing?
No.58995
>>58987
That'd be inappropriate given the circumstances.
>>58988
Thanks, but no. I think I'll just try to talk to him very carefully until he feel a bit better.
>>58990
Yeah, that's basically what I'm doing! Or trying to, at least.
No.58996
>>58994
Hello! Im doing ok how about yourself?
No.58997
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>>58995
Ok, no worries. Good luck with him.
No.58998
>>58982
Ooh, sounds like lots of fun. Well dont take akari there you know how fragile and delicate he is.
>>58984
To make me that happy? Probably. Don't worry tho I like everyone on the board but desu so you all make me a bit happier just by being there. Especially seeing skandi and miles complimentary posts.
No.58999
>>58982
why even ask if you arent going to reply
No.59000
>>58998
i don't live there. brazil is bigger than usa if you dont count alaska.
No.59002
Off to bed now. G'night guys.
No.59007
>>59002
Sleep well, D-dog.
No.59008
>>58996
I've just woken up, despite it being 01:33 here and I will be a little busy today.
I don't mind my crazy sleep pattern though, since I get to see more of you nice americans!
>>59001
Sorry to hear that…
Can I ask what's wrong?
>>59002
Goodnight Dotter!
No.59009
>>58998
oh, well maybe I could work my way towards love.
No.59011
>>59010
Good evening Toodles.
No.59012
I actually want to kill frenchie
No.59013
No.59014
>>59009
Doubt it, it was more a love at first sight thing
>>59010
Hey Toasty, long time no talk!
No.59015
>>59010
WHAT UP YOU FILTHY FOREIGNER
>>59012
What's he done now, then?
No.59016
>>59013
fetish thing probably.
No.59017
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>>59013
He's a piece of shit
No.59018
>>59008
Yay! I like seeing more UK people
>>59010
Ello
No.59019
>Tfw syndicate's combat is clunky and the animations look like shit.
>Crashes on second mission load.
What went wrong?
No.59020
>>59008
sort of being gay and lonely
but we all are i guess?
No.59021
>>59011
Thank
>>59014
Quite? Whats good ol chap?
>>59015
I managed to get instantly out of my bed to day and I feel super productive and I feel today is the day, day I'll draw and make a blog as well.
No.59022
No.59023
>>59019
AC is trash now imo fam
No.59024
>>59021
Just talking about cars with my best friend, you?
No.59025
>>59010
hello.
>>59012
I could do it for you, as well as for you.
>>59014
oh, I get that sometimes, I tend to keep it a secret, it's more of a reason to talk to people more.
No.59026
>>59021
You're welcome. How's it going?
No.59027
>>59025
probably should have but she took it well so no problems
GOSH I LOVE HER
No.59028
>>59010
Hello!
>>59018
Glad to hear it!
Hopefully I won't disappoint.
>>59020
Yeah, that's a pretty bad feel…
I get pretty lonely too since anxiety can make even talking to people online stressful, but people here are really nice, and I'm sure everyone here would be willing to keep you company!
No.59029
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No.59030
>>59021
Ooh, well aren't you all artist-y. I wish you luck, then! Being productive is hard.
No.59031
>>59029
That's a secret~
well not really lmfao you'll see
No.59032
>>59024
Are you kidding me? Im doing that too, what a coincidence.
>>59025
>>59018
Whats up?
No.59033
>>59032
Holy shit that's soooo weird!
No.59034
>>59030
>Being productive is hard.
I see you are familiarized in art of doing anything
No.59035
if Lester calls me one more time I'll break his other leg
No.59036
>>59028
You could never disappoint!
>>59032
Nothing really just listening to music and looking at art stuff
No.59037
>>59034
I'm writing a novel, mate. I know exactly how incredibly hard it is to actually do stuff! I mean, I'm sorta technically done, but I've got a lot of polish to add, and if I continue at this rate the entire thing will have been published as short stories before the novel's out.
No.59038
>>59031
ah, okay, just trying to figure out who I should aspire to be like.
>>59032
trying to figure out what I need to do to win Haileys heart.
No.59039
anybody want a copy of overlord for steam?
No.59040
>>59038
trust me, nobody ever could.
No.59041
No.59042
>>59037
you're writing a novel? what about!?
No.59043
>>59039
I'd completely take it, I've been meaning to play that game since xbox 360, I rented it once but never got around to beating it.
I need more games to beat this year anyways
No.59044
>>59042
Being lewd! Trust me!
No.59045
>>59037
Good job writing a novel Skandi!
I could never imagine writing one myself because of lack of motivation, and perfectionism…
Can I ask what it's about?
No.59047
>>59046
Just post the key. Its either me or clown that gets it.
No.59049
>>59048
It was already claimed.
No.59050
>>59049
looks like someone was faster
No.59051
>>59050
I literally had the page opened for it.
No.59052
No.59053
>>59045
>>59042
It's about an old alcoholic imagining how his life could've gone differently. Basically an excuse to string together a bunch of short stories! If only he'd followed his father's advice, he'd have become a popular televangelist, if only he'd met a cute bartender at a liquor store he'd have gotten married, if only he'd encouraged a classmate to become politically active he'd have been an important part of a revolutionary movement, etc!
>>59044
Go be rude somewhere else, Biter!
No.59054
>>59053
it sounds very wizard-y!
No.59055
>>59053
Im not rude! Im gonna buy it…once you eat my breakfast
No.59056
I wanna live off making hentai damn it!
No.59058
>>59048
Wasn't me I was busy cooking buffalo wings
>>59056
I wanna live off of bit's success
No.59060
>>59054
It's 3 am and I've drunk half a bottle of absinthe and I don't know what that means!
>>59055
RUDE RUDE RUDE
>>59057
Well? Like what?
>>59059
Thanks!
No.59061
>>59053
That sounds really interesting Skandi!
I'd imagine a lot of people would be able to relate, since most people feel like they have made mistakes in life and chose the wrong path so to speak.
Let me know when it's published and I'll buy it!
Can I ask what inspired you to write about that?
>>59056
That would actually be a very competitive market, and would require a lot of skill and hard work now that I think about it…
I'd support you Bit!
No.59062
>>59060
like virgin wizard-y!
No.59063
>>59040
oh, I think I could.
No.59064
>>59058
>>59059
Someday!
>>59060
Stop hurting my feelings! Im gonna read it!
>>59061
Thank you! See UK is the best
No.59065
>>59062
I'm not a virgin, though! I lost my virginity earlier than the vast majority of people, even.
>>59061
Well, I hope so!
And, honestly, the "inspiration" was to a large degree just me being unable to write a 200-page coherent story, so I figured a bunch of linked short stories would work better.
>>59064
In Norwegian?
No.59066
>>59065
Fuck! Well I wont be able to read it but I will still buy it!
No.59068
>>59066
Thanks, I guess.
>>59067
2oz051+ffe1rha7nuehmb@grr.la
No.59069
>>59068
Just but a little English in there for me please
No.59070
>>59064
I wouldn't say it's the best, since you guys are pretty good yourselves!
The only bad thing about my crazy sleep schedule though is not getting to spend more time with the other UK posters…
Can't have everything though I guess!
>>59065
It's still quite the achievement, and each short story would likely be very well done!
Being in Norwegian might be a tiiiny problem… since I can't read it, but I will still buy it, and hope for it to get a decent English translation!
No.59071
>>59069
There is already a tiny bit of English here and there, you'd at least understand like 1 out of every 2500 words!
>>59070
I know at least some of the short stories are good enough, 'cause they've been published already on their own!
And I don't think there'll ever be a translation, the vast majority of Norwegian books don't get one. But even so, I'll still be happy just getting it published!
No.59072
>>59070
True you are missing a few other UK posters but im glad your sleep clock allows you to post now!
>>59071
Skandi the bully
No.59073
>>59072
I'm not a bully, I'm good+nice.
But now I'm going to bed, 'cause Miles is tired and that's how this works. Goodnight, /lewd/.
No.59074
>>59073
Sleep well goodnight
No.59075
>>59071
You've already gotten some published?!
Well done Skandi!
It's a shame a lot of books don't get translated outside their native languages, we are definitely missing out…
Must be a nice feel to get a book you've written published.
>>59072
I'm glad too!
It's always nice to see you Bit!
I'm going to leave for a little while because I swear if I don't get a shower now, I will get another power outage and have to have a bath by candlelight again.
I don't feel like being that gay again tonight…
>>59073
Have a goodnight Skandi!
It's been a pleasure talking to you, like always.
No.59076
>>59075
Oh ok hurry and clean yourself! Talk to you later
No.59077
So, I want to be a dom, but all I want to do right now is beg for cuddles, and by cuddles I mean to be dominated.
No.59078
No.59079
No.59081
>>59078
is it really, I'm struggling in threads to find someone that's just as much of a switch as I am and can adapt to what eachother want at the time, the struggle is more than real.
No.59083
No.59084
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No.59087
What's everyone up to tonight?
>>59083
Thanks! Did you finish my request or are you gonna wait a bit?
>>59084
EDDDDDDDDDDD
No.59088
>>59087
Me and Bit are watching anime right now, after we finish I'll ED.
No.59090
>>59085
Sup dank how are you?
No.59091
>>59089
b-but… I used to cut myself while thinking about you bulling me
No.59092
>>59087
I gave up because I was having trouble and I felt like shit
I'll do it later
No.59093
>>59090
Just got back from dinner, so pretty great
how about you?
No.59094
>>59092
Oh, sorry to hear Mika. Hope you feel better.
No.59095
>>59093
I'm good. Just got off of work and now I'm shitposting. Probably gonna play some Elite: Dangerous in a bit.
No.59097
>>59095
My friends used to play alot of that, I remember one of my friends got RP ganked
was really funny at the time
No.59098
>>59096
Get your disgusting 3d out of here
No.59099
>>59094
I just need to work on my human features. I must've started over ten times
I can't even do fucking anime faces
No.59100
>>59076
Surprisingly I didn't get a power outage!
Even though the wind here seems like it will blow my house over the cliff, and into the sea…
>>59081
I'm sure you will find someone if you keep looking.
It will be worth it when you finally find who you're looking for!
>>59082
Hello Noun!
No.59101
I'm still here
just trading games on steam
No.59102
>>59097
Yeah this game is pretty fuckin cool. Wish I had the money to buy the Horizons extension.
>charging full price for an update
Hmmm…
>>59099
Don't beat yourself up over it! Either way it's good practice for you if anything.
>>59100
Hey sleepen, what's up!
No.59103
I am going to sleep goodnight
No.59104
No.59106
>>59102
Yeah…They said it really wasnt worth it, since its more like a season pass and not an expansion.
No.59108
>>59102
Just had a shower, and trying to relax before I need to spend 4 hours stuck in a car…
It's hard to relax when the weather is really bad, since I always seem to get power outages.
Without the internet, I have literally no idea what to do…
What about you Noun? Have anything fun planned for today?
>>59103
Goodnight !
>>59107
Practice makes perfect my friend!
No.59109
>spent more time sitting on a bench then leveling
No.59110
>>59106
>15 year road map
>game gets updated every year
I'll be an old man by the time it's completely finished… Why are devs allowed to do this.
>>59107
We shall play!
>>59108
That sucks. I'm good, really fucking tired though. Gonna play some Insurgency then play some Elite or something.
No.59111
I am so sorry to everyone especially to the one who listened to me bitch and whine so much and I really hope they don't hate me. I'm not okay at all right now and I cant handle myself so I am going to stay gone for longer sorry again…
No.59112
>>59111
Calm down, you're fine
No.59113
>>59109
>Bitches at me for doing it
>Does it at level 15.
>>59111
If you want we can Rainbow Six tomorrow, Idunno if it can help. I can't even help myself.
No.59114
>>59111
Burt nugget I need your webm ambience or my life is incomplete
No.59115
>>59113
Atleast I don't ACTUALLY erp on there like you do, I mostly just shitpsoetd.
No.59116
>>59110
Not sure, I dont argee with it at all.
No.59117
>>59113
>>59109
You people are degenerates.
I've never sat down on a bench in ff14
>>59105
No
No.59119
>>59109
I thought this was what MMOs were for…
>>59110
If I don't get any power outages, and Star Wars is good, then it will be worth the trip!
You should get comfy and teach Senti how to play.
>>59111
I'm sure everyone just wants you to be okay Burt.
Everyone has problems, I'm sure they will understand.
I hope things get better for you.
No.59120
>>59100
Spooky but glad everything worked out and you're clean!
No.59121
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>>59100
I guess I may, it'd be nice, but we'll see.
No.59122
I wish my job was to photoshop pictures of cute japanese girls.
That seems like a nice job.
No.59123
i havent really spent any time with toodles in almost a week or a week in a half, and if we're being even realer probably about 3 weeks..
i feel really bad and awful and guilty about it, and im scared of losing toodles, but my rl has been super busy…
what do ;w;
No.59124
>>59123
Give toodles to me, we'll grow old and happy playing Spelunky DM
No.59126
>>59123
Bae listen, I understand, even moreso because I remember that you said that exatly this may happen before you move to oregon. Ive been awfully busy for past 3 days, and I might be busy even more, depending if I want to go get my passport.
Im saying is feel free to be busy, first life shit always has a priority, but please don't forget about me. Because I wont forget about you, and when I said that I will never let go I meant it.
>>59124
Hey that reminds me of a funny story, my manlet friend can't even think of spelunky because he played it with his ex. But I know that deep down he is just afraid of my spelunky skills. (but really he cant think of anything his ex gave him)
No.59128
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>>59126
Anyone who can't do something because its attached to their ex is a moron.
They the kind of people that makes me want to kill them to have one less idiot
No.59129
>>59126
;_;
i just feel so guilty about it… its been hurting a lot….
im really fucking stressed out like, extremely
i always seem to over-extend myself or something…
ugh
>>59128
kinda agree, yeah
No.59130
>mfw I remember that I borrowed my old phone to a friend and he saw all my notes, including trap brother doujin ideas I had and perverted dreams ive written down
I saw it in recent apps too so its pretty much confirmed. Oh well.
>>59127
You would have to airbrush a lot of ass to make it smooth as fuck doe.
>>59128
Different people different ways to cope with it, that being said id get rid of anything too sentimental and keep anything that is still useful.
No.59131
>>59129
I hate it when you are like this, I really appreciate your thoughts for me but I don't want to see you sad regardless.
Please don't stress about it, im sure that in the end everything will turn out alright.
Also I beg of you to not get jealous if I start this art thing and start taking it really serious and talk to a bunch of people, its just networking.
No.59132
Bout to play some csgo death-match just tell me if you wanna play in about 5 minutes
No.59133
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No.59134
File: 1451795520652.jpg (33.02 KB, 337x380, 337:380, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.40.44….jpg)
Hi /lewd/
I hope all is well today
No.59135
>>59131
If you still dont have I tumblr I swear!!
No.59136
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>>59132
You fucking slut, you play 1 deathmatch then I'm forcing you into rank.
I started up a hearthstone match so give me a sec.
No.59137
>>59134
Dunsel
baka has literally been dying cause you weren't here to take care of him
How is work treating you?
No.59138
>>59133
Hello Mr.Dubs
>>59134
Hello busy person!
>>59136
Noo! Baka just play your hearthstone
No.59139
>>59134
>>59133
Hello you two!
How are you both doing today?
No.59140
>>59133
>>59134
Heya, whats up? You got any snow?
>>59135
Ive been lurking tumbler art blogs for a while and setting this stuff up can be pretty finnicky. I just want to have some stuff qued up but I guess I'll just use my old art.
Im afraid of work obligations.
No.59141
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>>59133
Hi Haunter, huehue
>>59137
You wouldn't die, even if someone killed you… You're too stubborn
Work is fine, I feel like the Rocky workout montage theme should be playing in the background all day though
>>59138
Hi Bit!
No.59142
slavepiece, make me a new thread
No.59144
No.59174
>>59138
hi
>>59139
im going to sleep soon
>>59140
>brazil
>snow