No.59493
>>59490
>>59492
I'm going to do things to your body that will make you feel things you didn't know were possible.
No.59494
Worst boy here, coming to steal yo sluts… or something.
I dunno.
No.59496
>>59486
i much prefer a chiptune theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wQK9RYw0FE
>>59494
you aren't worse boy! and who knows, maybe you'll end up being a slut instead of stealing them?
No.59497
Tfw Kyoko wants me to be a girl
No.59500
>>59497
I'll go at your pace, and always consider how you feel. We will have a lot of fun.
No.59501
>>59496
Truly a master has to be of the highest calibre to get me to submit to stuff.
No.59502
>>59501
caliber you british wanker!
also what is everyone doing?
No.59503
>>59502
I'm playing XCom, feeling sorry for myself. I think the server froze ans that's why everyone is dead.
That or I actually did steal everyone.
Are you a slutty enough sissy to rescue them?
No.59504
so i just spent at least what seems like a year in lucid dreamspace
and i've never had a lucid dream before
what the fuck
No.59505
>>59503
that sounds like an odd hero!
>>59504
did you enjoy it?
No.59506
>>59505
of coursed i enjoyed it!
No.59507
>>59505
An odd hero for a equally peculiar villain
>>59504
Sounds like being brain dead. Is it that dissociative thing that causes it?
No.59508
>>59500
>>59499
UHM HELLO? I NEED AN ADULT!
No.59511
>>59506
what was it about?
>>59507
how would this saving business even go about being done!? you lewd person!
>>59508
there is no protection against the lewd
No.59514
File: 1451844505662.jpg (89.35 KB, 850x566, 425:283, sample_5eed550a46fae43dfaa….jpg)
>>59511
Why on earth would I give you tips on how to defeat me?
Even I don't even know how to defeat me.
Unless you turn me into a slut myself, then I'd have to kidnap myself.
No.59515
>>59514
it would require some tricky acrobatics to fuck oneself in the butt…
No.59516
>>59508
What would another adult do that we can't, silly?
No.59517
File: 1451844771829.png (693.53 KB, 523x556, 523:556, i dont know i could stay o….png)
No.59518
>>59515
That or a machine of some kind.
Like a lewd version of a mech suit that fucked you and relied on heinous slutty energies to power itself.
… yeah, I'll just be in the attic.
Please ignore any bangs or sounds.
No.59520
>>59507
nah it was pretty much the opposite of being braindead fam
i dont think you get what lucid dreaming is
>>59509
idk man i just fucked around and did a bunch of shit that i read that i wasnt supposed to do in lucid dreams or whatever
i looked in the mirror, and i just saw myself
i think i recall being able to read letter and shit like that, they weren't all fucked up and jumbled up
i fucked around a massive amount and played god a bunch
lots of stuff i dont really wanna talk about tbh lel
but yeah it was pretty fun tbh fam… like eventually i just got bored of playing god and just wanted to have sex but the like dreamscape kept disitigrating every time i got close to sticking my dick in someone
so i basically spent what seemed like hours in dreamscape to dreamscape trying to have sex until finally it worked, and then i just had sex in different dreamscapes over and over
the dreamscapes seemed at first to have a time limit, but eventually i seem to have gotten rid of them and was able to stay in the dreamscape for much longer
they'd fade in and out from pitch black like all pixelated
they were in full color and HD which is something i havent ever experienced in my life
also everything was POV, no out of body stuff. wasn't even possible
i did eventually get out of the lucid state, i dont really remember how, but i did. and i just fell asleep
later i had a super super long fucking non-lucid dream that was 1080p full color and that was pretty fun and interesting, i still remember most of it too
so yeah
its been like 3 days since I did MDMA and I still feel amazing and my brain chemistry seems completely rewired
its amazing!!
No.59523
>>59518
will you be fucking the mech or will the mech be fucking you?
No.59524
>>59520
So… over-active brain and jumping all over the place?
I'd google it, but too busy killing alien scum.
No.59525
>>59524
ur still not getting it
do you know what lucid means?
No.59526
>>59522
The pain, it will excite you!
No.59527
>>59520
>didnt have sex with me
;w; ok
No.59528
>>59526
Stop it! It hurts!
No.59531
>>59523
Fucking me, then I'm sure the weapons are created solely to fuck others.
Corrupt others, THEN I CAN BUILD MY MECHA SLUT ARMY!
I will not rest till I hear the 'Haaan~'s of my enemies!
>>59525
Searched it up, aware that you're dreaming, fucking around in your new state of consciousness.
But explain more please.
No.59532
>>59488
I wish you the best of luck.
No.59533
>>59528
Accept the pain! Embrace it! Don't worry, I won't bite too hard.
No.59534
>>59532
Hey Canadanon, want an awesome suit of armor?
No.59538
>>59537
You would love anyone.
No.59541
>>59540
Please be gentle with me
No.59543
>>59536
Cool, it is powered by lewd energies.
Requires to plug into you, so to speak.
No.59544
STILL NO ADULT TO PROTECT ME
No.59547
>>59543
Can't I just have a kevlar vest?
No.59549
>>59541
I could try. Lets hope I don't lose control!
No.59550
File: 1451846238906.jpg (Spoiler Image, 149.97 KB, 850x850, 1:1, sample_e64b68bcae367058f40….jpg)
>>59547
But that's just a bulletproof vest.
It ain't lewd powered, it doesn't even corrupt others!
Where is the fun in that?!
No.59551
>>59545
You have no authority over me.
>>59546
Yes?
No.59552
>>59548
Your dosage will never work!
No.59554
>>59550
I would not let others corrupt me, so why would I ever do so to others? Preposterous.
I will take one tactical vest with ceramic plates to go, please.
>>59553
No.
No.59561
>>59556
I shall call you "Bee poster"!
No.59562
>>59554
*sigh*
I guess I can give you one, at least you'll be safer and stuff.
No.59564
>>59562
It is what's important. Nearly as important as retaining my inno-cence.
No.59565
>>59563
Bee it is! Hello Bee, how are you today?
No.59566
do you ever feel like giving up everything in the midst of drinking?
No.59568
>>59567
I could give you something to eat~!
No.59570
Nouny is alive and well! Disaster averted!
No.59571
>>59569
I'll make you a salad!
>>59570
No.59574
File: 1451847365397.jpg (Spoiler Image, 298.85 KB, 944x1194, 472:597, 164550e959b07ea6a99174207e….jpg)
>>59564
The kevlar may protect you from bullets,
BUT IT'LL NEVER PROTECT YOUR EYES FROM LEWD!
No.59575
>>59570
A disaster that hasn't yet been averted is that a Skandi is curious as to what you're talking about.
No.59576
>>59571
>>59573
I want icecream!
No.59578
File: 1451847536328.jpg (Spoiler Image, 70.38 KB, 850x478, 425:239, sample_3ec9d2b26f1c2d859ce….jpg)
No.59581
>>59580
But yeah, you just got me to curl up in bed now. Bed is most comfy.
Penny for your thoughts?
No.59582
>>59573
Chocolate or vanilla?
>>59576
No! For you I give you a dose of Revy! She's so prettyyyyy.
No.59584
No.59585
>>59581
Your bed does indeed sound comfy.
No.59586
>>59582
She is really pretty. May I take a closer look?~
feed me icecream nouny!
No.59587
>>59584
yes
i need to speak to a firearms expert immediately
No.59589
File: 1451847989552.jpg (352.54 KB, 850x743, 850:743, sample_ca658e3d8f2a0a267e3….jpg)
Plenty of room for you, if you'd like to join in the comfiness.
Body warmth provides the best radiating heat.
No.59590
>>59587
Scarlet's finally lost it. Watch the news for any schools in her area.
No.59591
>>59587
/k/ is a nice place.
they helped me lots, go there.
No.59595
File: 1451848428237.png (464.03 KB, 800x1414, 400:707, 73e6feda96bc8de98e0e9396fb….png)
>>59593
Mind you, I use my record of achievement as a buffer between the covers and my laptop so it doesn't overheat.
Overheating laptops my worse fear.
No.59596
>>59595
I use a small fan tray underneath mine.
No.59598
No.59602
>>59597
Does it have to be positive attention?
>>59596
Can I share? .w.
And plus, I need new things to watch, got anything for me?
No.59604
>>59586
No, you will look at her from where you are right now.
>>59592
Vanilla it is! Now keep those cute pics coming, Bee!
No.59605
>>59590
I already own real guns though…
I just want to know the best place to find cheap, full metal replica air guns
>>59591
nah im just buying pellat guns that look realistic for my collection
and /asp/ is autistic and they dont talk about pellet guns, just airshit
i generally buy my pellet guns from sports stores, but i wanna know if i can get cheaper ones online
No.59606
>>59598
>>59599
>>59600
>>59601
>>59602
>(you)
That's what I was looking for! Time to go to the store, brb.
>59603
No.59607
>>59605
look for markets n garage stufff
onlline is always meh
No.59608
>>59606
>senti doesn't (You) me
No.59609
>>59602
I'm watching Cromartie High School right now, it's good.
No.59610
No.59611
>>59608
Well, you didn't (You) him until it was too late.
No.59614
>>59604
If you don't feed me icecream I'm going to google some really revealing pics of Revy!
>>59605
I used to own one airsoft gun I bought online from a store in Toronto. Not much I can tell you.
No.59616
>>59609
Wassat?
Is it cute?
No.59617
>>59616
Not exactly, it's more of a comedy.
No.59618
So none of the APIs will list anything past page 1, so it's not complete, but i started archiving.
http://archive.erin.wtf/lewd/
No.59619
>>59612
Me on the left.
>>59613
>>59614
DON'T.
No.59620
Ah, three (you)s from Noun without giving him a single one, my KD is unstoppable!!
Alright, to the store for reals brb
No.59621
File: 1451850375876.png (72.19 KB, 379x378, 379:378, 7ebb4ecc53ba2bd5ee3e2b4255….png)
>>59617
Googled it, remember it vividly, seems like it would be right up my alley with all the other stuff I need to see but haven't.
No.59622
>>59618
What is the archive for?
We already got fools here capping everything in ms paint.
No.59623
>>59619
Nouny…
>>59615
hands you more vanilla pudding
>>59618
I've wanted lewd archived for so long! Thank you!
No.59625
>What is the archive for
i will never understand people who ask questions like this
>>59623
you're quite welcome.
No.59626
>>59625
they ask for inconveicene and happyiness
No.59627
Erinnnn How do I turn off the snow for everyone
No.59629
>>59627
i got a message on steam asking me to do that yesterday, so i did
there is no snow
No.59630
>>59618
Oh wow, that's really cool. Nicely done! wait, does that sound sarcastic? it isn't!
No.59631
>>59618
Erin you're contributing so much, I feel as if I should reward you somehow.
>>59620
When I get *You)'d I can't help but reply. It's my autism…
>>59623
Kyooo! if you do it I'll neuter you!
>>59624
Where do you hail from, Bee~?
No.59633
>>59626
Inconvience and happyiness is my two favourite things~
No.59635
>>59631
it's kinda just what i do.
what kinda reward were you thinking tho?
i like pizza among other things
>>59632
no problemo, lol
No.59636
>>59631
>When I get *You)'d I can't help but reply
Liar!
No.59638
>>59631
Icecream…
>>59628
Anytime!
>>59632
slut
No.59639
If anyone wants new pics of me in stockings, throw me a (you)
No.59641
No.59642
>>59639
(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)
No.59643
>>59635
A videogame, amongst other things. Or I shall crown you as top contributor!
>>59636
:^3
>>59634
Don't be shy! We're all accepting.
>>59638
Fine you'll get your ice cream. I'll make you eat it off of my belly.
No.59644
GOOD MORNING
ITS
FUCKING
SNOW
No.59645
>>59637
Inconviencing is what I'm good at
And everyone likes to be happy, right?
No.59646
@59639
Huh?
>>59643
>>59638
*Hugs*
No.59647
>>59643
wew, make it a tiara and done
No.59648
>>59642
gonna need you on steam or skype first, friend.
No.59650
This is upsetting, Twitch wont work on firefox…
I want to watch AGDQ on firefox.
No.59651
>>59643
revy+"black lagoon"+male:"dark skin"
No.59652
>>59643
Thanks Nouny~
>>59639
sluuuuuuuuuut
>>59640
Is that sexual?
>>59646
hugs back
No.59655
snowsnowsnowsnowsnowsnowsnow
No.59656
>>59648
>>59649
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No.59657
>>59652
*Smiles*
>>59653
Hiii~!
No.59658
>>59653
Good afternoon, Bit! I've run out of other words beginning with "Bit" now!
No.59659
No.59660
File: 1451851578004.png (118.76 KB, 698x662, 349:331, 99c8dbd4036f2230cd2e8db566….png)
Seriously though, what is an archive for?
I'm fuckin' dumb. Does it hold all our best posts?
>>59649
So, how are you?
Dunno what more to say.
No.59661
>>59660
suuuuupes fine, drinking and madating and al
No.59662
>>59655
Lucky where do you live?
>>59657
Hello!
>>59658
No Norwegian?
No.59664
>>59644
Good morning Mika!
>>59646
*hug*
>>59647
It is now official! Eren has been tiara'd Top Contributor.
>>59651
Don't you fucking dare, filth!
No.59665
>>59662
portland or
its always freezing and rainy but it never snows, much less actually sticks on the ground
unfortunately it will probably be melted by tomorrow and i wont actually miss school…
>>59664
hiya noun!
No.59667
>>59661
Prolly explains the mislink.
I'm thinking about quitting smoking and drinking myself.
Now that I got time for myself to sort things out.
>>59659
MONEY
VIDEOGAMES
BED
No.59668
>>59663
were alreiady friends i see
No.59670
>>59668
are we? Wait you're set arent you.
No.59671
>>59664
I didn't, I didn't. Or rather, I kinda did. I searched to check if there were results at all, but didn't check out any of them.
>>59662
Uh. Not a lot. The languages are pretty similar so most the words I've already used in English! Except for, for example, Bittekonvall! Which you might know as the May lily! So uh!
No.59672
>>59667
drink wit me, i got supes much
No.59673
File: 1451852088426.jpg (129.12 KB, 487x731, 487:731, 3ee0385177f337dda30f6a37d8….jpg)
No.59674
File: 1451852213679.jpg (34.58 KB, 500x281, 500:281, Waking up be like_3486e8_5….jpg)
>>59670
oooooo iam the tokai, the best and greatest of swamps.
No.59675
>>59665
Oh over here we rarely get snow that stick, so most of the time is just ice or very little little snow
>>59669
>>59671
Oh I see, then I look forward to new things in the future
No.59676
>>59672
I can't, now is not the time for libations, now is the time to relax, then sort shit out.
No.59677
>>59676
but im lonely, help
No.59680
>>59677
You're drinking in front of a laptop, you're beyond help for comfort now.
The only thing you can do is drink more now, put some music on, and hope time will be merciful.
No.59681
I'm going to attempt to go to bed so you'll all have to try your best to live without me.
Goodnight sluts.
No.59683
Incoming (You)'s. Forgive me.
>>59666
Hi Dank!! How are you today?
>>59665
Hey Mika!
>>59669
*smacks*
>>59671
If I had the choice of winning 100,000,000,000$ or having all of the artists/people who sexualize revy for degenerate perverts and their disgusting fetishes removed from this earth, I would choose the latter in a heart beat. That goes for removing every single lewd/disgusting/degrading image of her drawn by these cucks.
>>59652
You're welcome!
No.59684
File: 1451852543942.png (302.93 KB, 2208x774, 368:129, Screen Shot 2016-01-03 at ….png)
>Failed to connect to MySQL:
i think my hosts are mad at me again for all this archiving.
it will come back though.
No.59685
>>59679
Are you new?
>>59681
Night slut bucket
No.59689
>>59686
*pet pet*
I'm sorry Tokai, I don't know what to say!
I can get too auts at times!
I'd keep you company the best I can, but I can't drink, sorry. ;w;
No.59690
>>59680
>thinking there's anything wrong with drinking in front of one's laptop
IT'S 2016
>>59683
If I could choose between 100 dollars or having people who draw Konata lewds removed, I'd fap to Konata lewds while wearing a 100 dollar shirt.
No.59691
>>59687
Im gonna take that as a yes!
No.59692
>>59683
Awake early, watching AGDQ
pretty good so far!
what about you?
No.59694
Heya Lewds and cutes how are you today?
No.59695
>>59689
viruteally comfort me?
No.59696
>>59693
Im me! Bit! Who are you?
>>59694
Afternoon and good how about yourself?
No.59698
>>59695
I'll try my best. ;w;
*cuddle*
>>59694
A bit listless and useless, tbh.
No.59699
>>59697
Oh a Bee I see, so how are you?
No.59700
>>59694
Not very good! Miles is really busy at work and furthermore he's in a really bad mood so I don't get to talk to him as much as I usually do!
You doing any better?
No.59701
>>59698
jej -cuddle-
im litering
love it
No.59703
>>59696
A little uncomfortable
I'm carring a heavy weight today but I am hopeful tomorrow it will go away
How are you doin hun?
>>59697
Oui Oui!
>>59698
What's got you down scanner old boy?
>>59700
That sounds like a pretty unfortunate mix of circumstances, but tomorrow will hopefully be a brand new day. I'm doing okay, a bit cold and lazy today. Learning a very prety song I just discovered on guitar and have to work soon. Buying a Stratocaster this tuesday so the weekend cant end fast enough!
No.59705
File: 1451853702150.jpg (619.41 KB, 917x1280, 917:1280, ba6771b05c3cb80b5cf75af15d….jpg)
>>59703
Lost my job, but on the upside, I'm getting a friend to fake a reference for me; that way my employability will skyrocket.
>>59701
Wow, how much did you have to drink today?
No.59707
>>59702
That is good! Where did you come from?
>>59703
Oh I hope so too! Im doing ok just checking out AGDQ and posting here like always
No.59708
>>59705
I love that avatar.
No.59710
>>59704
Aw now don't you go staring at me with those big ole eyes
>>59705
Scanner you are always losing your job!
I hope you can get a new one soon bud, one that you enjoy
>>59707
What is AGDQ?
No.59711
>>59703
He's got the day off tomorrow, so that'll be a comparatively great day!
Oh my! Congrats on the soon-to-be new guitar! Aren't those in "crazy expensive" territory, though?
No.59713
>>59710
Its speed runs bard!
No.59714
>>59709
Hmm like how did you find this place?
>>59710
http://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
People speed run games and people help donate to (Prevent Cancer Foundation) Its really nice
No.59716
>>59711
I suppose expense is all relative. I've been into snatching up guitars and dealing them after I get my use out of for a while. I am going to snatch this one up for 900 and hopefully get it gone for around 6 or 7 or I might trade it and my acoustic when I get tired of it. Lucky for me, it's an American Standard, very good trading material. I could probably even end up with a Gibson Hummingbird if I play my cards right!
No.59717
>>59710
Why nooot~?
>>59714
Random.
No.59718
>>59708
Hex maniac best in cow suit.
>>59710
I can't help it if I suck at sucky jobs.
Door to door salesman, pot washer, waiter… fuck, what else is there left for me?
I'll have to sign up as ditch digger soon.
Just edited the security on my facebook so now no fucker can look through it.
No.59719
File: 1451854342785.jpg (190.25 KB, 850x1258, 25:37, sample_b35dfa1488490a83af6….jpg)
>>59712
Good lord, you need to slow down.
4 litres of what?
Rocket fuel?
No.59720
>>59717
Oh well then welcome! Do you play any games or watch anime right now?
No.59721
>>59718
Hex maniac a cute.
No.59723
>>59717
You might just make me melt
>>59714
That's a very good cause
Good on ya Bit
>>59718
Get a resturaunt or cafe job !
No.59724
>>59719
beer and rum.
i feeel soo alive scannr
love fills my heard
No.59725
File: 1451854541496.gif (499.28 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_nl1hmkuCMo1se818yo1….gif)
youre a good admin erin, i respect you.
No.59726
>>59715
It's not like they've changed, Moe. You'd have to add a K after the S :^)
>>59716
Wow. Well, if it's a big-time hobby I guess there's no such thing as "expensive".
No.59727
>>59722
Come you tell me some?
>>59723
But I dont have any money to donate :v(
No.59728
>>59726
What kind of hobbies do you enjoy sweetheart?
>>59727
It is the thought that counts !
I'm sure ify ou had some you would :p
No.59729
File: 1451854659437.jpg (Spoiler Image, 154.95 KB, 850x1133, 850:1133, sample_9c683a21b4c5e675f5e….jpg)
>>59723
Much better in retail.
I'm a sucker for customers.
Can help and stock shelves like a motherfucker.
>>59721
Oh god I need the source of that cap.
>>59724
Be sure to hydrate or you'll feel nothing but ill tomorrow.
I'm glad you're having fun though, we need more love around.
No.59730
>>59723
*Stares*
>>59727
Terraria!
No.59731
>>59726
my leg is bruised because of how much I had to cut it since the knife was so dull
No.59734
>>59729
Then go work at a store amigo! what stops ya?
>>59730
-stares back-
No.59735
>>59728
I guess you are right
>>59730
Nice now any anime?
No.59736
>>59728
I write! And that's about it! Thankfully, it's an extremely cheap hobby. I also collect books in a very minor way, but I don't shell out for first editions or anything, so that's fairly cheap too.
>>59731
I'm sorry to hear that! Some other time then!
No.59737
>>59732
Unusual pupils best tag
And you said you were in-nocent!
>>59734
People who wanna hire me.
Place is pretty backwater here, I gotta fucking start sending 1000s of applications out now; after I err… update them, that is.
>>59733
THE BEST TITS!
No.59738
>>59734
*Tackles*
Weee~!
>>59735
Soul Eater.
>>59737
More?
No.59739
File: 1451855106325.jpg (93.93 KB, 850x885, 170:177, sample_efb500ee985586b7c75….jpg)
No.59740
No.59742
File: 1451855155930.jpg (640.61 KB, 930x1200, 31:40, 0e01a8f2099a8c21c252af68ac….jpg)
Morning people who may or may not matter
>>59735
>I love homos
Next thing you know you are gonna tell me you are gay
>>59739
I want a hex maniac maid
No.59743
>>59742
I don't matter! Good morning!
No.59745
give me a (you) i need attention
No.59746
>>59738
I still need to watch that
>>59742
No.59748
erin your great admin and didd lots os freat stuff but i neever said i hope youll forgive. touyre very goood
>>59729
>>59729
i love love love, this is so great, but illd rink water just cause us ay
No.59749
File: 1451855387090.png (947.98 KB, 960x1357, 960:1357, 8a67d47d826d66e81f3bc28d64….png)
>>59743
You matter to me as the best poster here
And to miles cause he is gay for you!
>>>59745
No
>>59746
Are you trying to compete with miles for the most gay person here, no one else would use the word glittering.
No.59752
>>>59749
now thats just rude!
No.59753
>>59746
Its really good!
>>59749
Hello~
No.59754
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>>59742
Will find images later.
>>59741
I swear, soon I'll find the source of those caps and out you for the slutty pervert you are~
And then stocks and pillowry with you!
>>59744
Is the least I can do. Tits are great.
>>59748
*pet pet*
What brought on the festive drinking occasion?
Special mood or something?
No.59755
>>59749
Im bi and you know this!!
>>59753
How far are you in the show? Are you a neet or something else?
No.59757
>>59754
I am the least bit slutty.
I could swear an oath of non-lewdness if need be.
No.59758
>>59756
I thought it was cute what you said
No.59759
>>59736
What are some of your favorite books? Reading i s afantastic hobby
>>59737
Why still living there scone?
>>59738
-intercepts your tackling and spins you around before setting you down-
Bees can be quite dangerous huh : <
>>59742
Hiya Clown how are you doing today?
>>59745
For (You)
Anything
No.59760
>>59754
i was nfeeling sad morning so i bought alotta alcolol and dramk ikt so that ts the story
No.59761
>>59760
Why were you feeling sad?
No.59762
>>59752
Nothing rude about it, you still got your reply slut
>>59753
Morning new person
Who are you and are you adorable?
>>59755
>my boyfriend is bi
YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE STRAIGHT
>>59759
Tired bit kept me up all night now I'm having to do shit IRL thats annoying all day.
No.59763
>>59755
I'm done with it.
And whats neet?
>>59759
Very dangerous!
No.59764
>>59761
I M Aalone and no good, noboduy really likes me so i drink
No.59766
No.59767
>>59762
If I learned one thing from busta Rhymes it;s that banging bitches ain't easy
Up All night up all day ay ay
Hope you can get in some rest soon Clown
>>59763
Maybe but Personally I think you're just a big ole softy
No.59769
>>59764
You have us Tokai! We all love you!
No.59771
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>>59767
Naw I probably got like a total of 3 actual hrs of sleep.
It's hard to when people are yelling all night, I'll probably end up taking people to the hospital later cause Gout is a pain in the ass.
>>59766
So mika when you gonna let me (you) your (you)
No.59772
>>59749
>You matter to me
Philately will get you nowhere!
PS. Miles is totally not gay for me, we are "just good friends". Who'd like to fuck and maybe be together forever!
>>59759
The Pale King! I know DFW is a meme, but he's a meme for a reason! Then there's The Brothers Karamazov, which I desperately need to re-read, and basically all of Wodehouse's stuff, and I could go on for a bit too long but I think I'll leave it at that!
It is a really nice hobby, especially since audiobooks exist! I barely ever leave the house without listening to an audiobook.
>>59765
Visiting /lewd/ won't make you any sleepier! And I'm drinking now but you can't have me!
No.59773
>>59758
thank you cut thang
No.59775
>>59762
Wait ur gay??
>>59763
you're so silly Bee
No.59776
Time to post Hex Maniac doujin
>>59759
Because it is a pain to move out, I'll need to lay down a 3 weeks notice and try and find another place with more employability aspects, which may take a while and more money.
>>59757
Do it, even more to tease you with later! >:3
>>59760
Wow. I could've been you.
I was REALLY sad that morning, so much so I couldn't leave the bed.
No.59779
>>59764
You're alright
>>59773
I thought you didn't like me
No.59780
>>59747
If I took off the mask would (you) die?
No.59782
>>59780
it would be extremely painful
(You) (You) (You) (You)
No.59783
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>>59769
>>59769
tthano=k you
>>59776
ascend to the light scsanner, become one
>>59779
everythijn alright now, you to
No.59784
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>>59776
You should so I can save it for research reasons.
>>59775
No I'm bi you slut, I like tig ol bitties far too much.
>>59772
If I ever won a decent amount of money I'd spend it on putting you and miles together in a house, then occasionally drinking with you.
>>59777
Pssh we both know you want me to (you) you
>>59781
That doesn't tell me if you are adorable or not you slut
No.59785
>>59771
Aw you poor thing you've got the gout? I hope Whoever has it gets better that Sounds terrible
>>59772
I am not literarily adept enough to get that meme but I'm sure it must be for a reason
Any to reccomend?
Audiobooks are great, are you a fan of male or female readers?
>>59776
I hope it starts working out for you buddy I HAVE FAITH IN YOU
No.59786
>>59783
You're welcome little guy.
No.59787
>>59784
(You) already are!
No.59789
>>59784
You know me, I'm always itching to further the wisdom of others.
>>59783
No!
I'm not leaving the dungeon, it is dark and warm here!
No.59790
No.59792
>>59785
Thanks, helps to know someone has faith in me.
I suck at self-faith or something.
No.59793
>>59781
A very strange silly Bee
>>59784
Shut up! You're getting this D now!!
No.59794
>>59778
What did I tell you about sticking your tongue out at me!
No.59795
>>59788
Yes cause you didn't answer the question, anyone who does that is a slut.
Who do you come from?
>>59789
Oh wise teacher please teach us infidels
>>59785
It's not fun from what I can see, obviously I don't have it I'm 100% healthy. Last time I went to a doctor he said wtf you doing here cracker you made of slutty health.
>>59793
Says the man who admitted to wanting to suck my cock until I couldn't cum anymore!
No.59796
>>59772
Last thing on my mind right now is lewd. You're safe, slut.
No.59797
>>59794
To continue doing it.
No.59798
>>59786
m no litlt,,e im super big,
the biggest.
>>59789
bbut, light, join joijn
>>59791
sooo goood, i feleel like flying
No.59800
>>59784
You'd have to smoke weed with Miles as well, I think, but otherwise that's a great plan. You'd have to spend most of that money on yours and Bit's wedding, though!
>>59785
Oh! Well, maybe it's mainly a /lit/ thing.
I've got loads to recommend! Maybe! What kind of things do you usually read?
For some reason I like male readers! Probably because most the good readers I've heard are male! But then I barely ever hear female readers, so it only makes sense.
>>59796
Damn! I can't even tease you when I try!
No.59804
>>59795
Hex maniac bretty good maniac.
Erm… what else can I teach?
>>59798
Why the hell would I want to join the rays of the sun?
That's where everyone can see things!
No.59805
>>59798
Nice I'm drinking too
No.59807
Having a bath tub = best pick up line
No.59809
>>59800
I've been recently Reading American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis and The Black House by Stephen King and Peter Straub
Some of my absolute favorites have been
Robert. A Heinleins' the Cat who walks through walls'
Richard Adams 'Watership Down' and
The Incarnations of Immortality series by Piers Anthony
I like things that tie into psychology or perhaps human nature very much
What about yiou, what kind of content areyou a fan of?