No.62076
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First for bee is best girl
No.62077
>>62075
Huh?
>>62076
Third for Clown~!
No.62078
>>62075
It's cause you denied her being best girl. Rip her hopes and dreams.
>>62074
I'll make it super yummy for you, gotta get lots of meat so you can grow big like clown.
No.62079
Bee is best girl!
>>62077
nvm me im just dumb
No.62080
>>62066
I may never know…
I got talking to that healslut from when we were going to play Tera on new years and things got pretty lewd though.
No.62081
>>62078
Yay, Bee become big like Clown~!
No.62083
>>62082
bee is…worst girl?
No.62084
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>>62080
Well thats good, hopefully things can work better with healslut then.
You even still playing tera?
>>62083
DOn't talk shit about my waifu
>>62081
Yup and then you can have big girl cuddles!
No.62085
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>>62079
You're not dumb silly :P
>>62080
So hows you today nue?
No.62086
Hey Moe, frenchie has a thread up if you wanted to go check it out.
Good morning /lewd/.
No.62087
>>62084
Nope, the Tera thing fell through entirely.
I was always just waiting for anybody else to want to play.
No.62088
>>62084
That sounds nice!
>>62083
What?
>>62086
Hi~!
No.62090
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No.62091
>>62086
morning!
>>62088
uh sorry I like you!
No.62092
>>62090
Magi! Quit abusing me!!
>>62091
Good morning hailey, how are you today?
No.62093
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hmmm
vpn why can't you play nice
No.62094
>>62089
How are you?
>>62091
Thank you.
No.62095
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>>62092
You love the abuse.. especially when I dig my claws in..
No.62096
>>62092
okay, cutting the rest of school because I really don't give a shit and I'm not doing anything today anyway. I think I'm coming down with a cold too, so I'd much rather stay in bed with the heater on and post here than sit in a cold sterile classroom and to jack shit.
No.62099
No.62101
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>>62096
Well if it is a cold coming on keep warm.
>>62097
Of course you can <3
>>62098
Aww lol
>>62099
Have you got a hole I can punch my ticket in?
No.62102
>>62098
no cuddles for you.
>>62099
I dont even know you.
>>62100
>>62101
THAANKS! <3
No.62103
>>62094
I'm good, just woke up. Trying to get Squad to work but it's just not working…
Everytime I launch it I get this message.
>>62095
I DO NOT!
>>62096
Sounds like a cozy day, even with the cold. We'll play some videogames together later, how does that sound?
No.62104
>>62101
certainly trying my best, my sister's tendency to keep the thermostat at 50 degrees is starting to get to me.
No.62105
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>>62102
daddy, you're gonna cuddle me and you know it~
>>62103
Awesome.
No.62106
>>62101
Yes, but that would painful.
>>62102
c-cash is fine too
No.62107
>>62104
>>62104
Use daddies money to get you a kotatsu
Then invite me over to use it too
No.62108
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>>62102
No worries <3
>>62103
You love it.. just accept it, its so much easier when you don't resist.
>>62104
Tell her to leave it alone, just wrap up warm and keep yourself comfy
No.62109
>>62107
are you gonna come all the way to New Jersey for a kotatsu, you weeb?
>>62108
She's a serious bitch I dont wanna mess with her
No.62110
>>62108
I don't like having chunks of meat torn out!
No.62111
>>62109
To be fair its to share a kotatsu with a cutie.
So yes
No.62113
>>62106
Oh i'd be very gentle with you tokai :3
>>62109
Get your dad to have a word then :P
>>62110
I wouldn't tear chunks out of you.. i'd just maybe leave a few scratches.. nothing to fear from me honestly :3
No.62114
>>62103
That seems complicated…
No.62115
>>62113
oohh, now I do like gentle
No.62116
>>62111
It's only like 100 bucks on amazon so maybe at some point when I'm in oregon we can share oranges under the kotatsu
>>62113
He's afraid of her too lol
No.62117
>>62116
Aw rip, we will need to get a big car and we can just put it in the back and use it while out and about on adventures.
No.62118
>>62117
Clown's party van?
No.62119
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>>62118
Clown and Hailey's party fan. Now with kotatsu support!
No.62120
>>62115
well of course I can be gentle.. I can also be rough..
>>62116
lol
No.62121
>tfw mom rushes in my room to tell me how much of a dissapointment I am and how she doesn't want to give me any support in anything anymore because I'm cutting school
wow what a bitch glad im burning her money.
No.62123
>>62120
Weeell that can also be acceptable..
No.62126
>>62125
Why are you screaming?
No.62127
>>62123
Good :3
>>62124
Wakey wakey :P
No.62128
God damn someone help me. Whenever I try and install Visual C++ 2015, I get this shit.
No.62129
ey pizza's here
>>62127
just the thought is even nice
No.62130
>>62128
oh, i got your message about that.
sorry, i have literally no idea, i don't even use windows, i use OSX.
i'd try searching Stack Overflow for help, post the issue if it isn't already covered :x
No.62131
>>62130
Oh thanks! Lets see if that works.
No.62132
>>62126
Im scared of bee's.
P-Please dont prick me.
No.62133
>>62127
I am awake….
>>62132
Okay…
I gotta go!
No.62136
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>>62128
what does the log say noun?
>>62129
It is :3
>>62133
ok bee :P catch you later hun <3
No.62137
>>62134
It's ok slut, I'm here now.
No.62138
>>62135
How is that lewd??
>>62136
http://pastebin.com/uJgSMYtq
>>62137
I don't think you're tech savvy enough to help me.
No.62140
>>62138
y-you know… the expression on her face…
No.62142
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>>62138
Have you checked that your windows is fully up to date with updates?
Seems like its looking for an update and won't complete without it.. thats a rough estimate, but i'd search stack overflow or even reddit for the answer noun.
>>62137
Good evening kyoko <3
No.62143
>>62138
I could help but I just woke up. Give me some time.
>>62139
>>62141
Morning sexy.
>>62142
Now I have to hug you!
No.62144
>>62143
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY DO YOU HAVE THINGS LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!???
No.62145
>>62138
I'm not very good at this kind of thing, but I'll try help…
Does this help at all? Since other people are mentioning updates, I thought it might be relevant, idk…
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/31536606/while-installing-vc-redist-x64-exe-getting-error-failed-to-configure-per-machi
No.62146
>>62143
steam/skype when u want
No.62148
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>>62143
Well I always welcome a good hug :3
>>62145
Yeah it seems like a failed update or something from what i could tell from the log
No.62149
>>62144
Enjoy…
>>62146
Fucktoy
>>62148
I accidentally groped your butt!
No.62150
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>>62149
Aw no worries you can grope if you want :3
No.62152
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>>62151
Hey elms, not sure might be lurking..
No.62153
>>62152
Heyy, how's it been?
Damn. It actually appears he's playing a game ;~;
No.62154
>>62151
What'd you want this time…
No.62155
if kyoko lays a finger on hailey there will be an incident
No.62156
I'm not giving you another take at my butt Elma.
No.62157
>>62154
>>62156
e-Massage my nipples please.
No.62158
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
ICH BIN WIE DUUU LA LA LA
No.62159
>>62155
Will you cum while watching as I cuck you, fuckslut? Just kidding it wouldn't be cucking~
No.62161
>>62157
Behave you slut.
Tell me what you really wanted tho.
No.62163
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>>62153
Not bad elms hows things with you?
No.62164
>>62161
I was being serious. They're so sore I almost want to cry.
No.62165
>>62163
Not too bad. Just playing the waiting game. I think only one more week til I go back to work so I'm pretty hyped.
No.62166
>>62165
Not too bad, I bet your glad things are panning out better for you. You seem a bit happier anyhow. If you don't mind me saying.
No.62167
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>>62164
Would it be considered gay if I did it? I dont want people to think im some thing of weird homo…
No.62168
JK SCHOOLS ARE CLOSED AGAIN
THIS CITY IS A JOKE LMAOOOOO
GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING FAAAAAAAAGGGGOOOOTS
No.62169
>>62168
alright meet us at pioneer plaza we gonna run this city fam
No.62170
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>>62167
no no homo gropy
>>62168
Hey mika you sexy beast :3
Hows you?
No.62171
>>62169
im actually going to be downtown later today!
what time were you guys gonna be there? i was gonna help my dad with some stuff at grandparents place down there around 2
>>62170
doing goooood~
No.62172
>>62166
Well, we're not out of the woods yet, but things are getting better, yeah.
>>62167
No, you're just helping a friend's poor nips out ^~^
No.62173
>>62171
Good, so what have you got planned for today then?
>>62172
Thats good to hear, but fingers crossed things will go smooth from here on out.
No.62174
>>62170
Good, being gay is wrong
>>62172
But how would rubbing them make them any less dry? Do you want me to rub them with mostiure?
No.62175
>>62173
My only fear is that my boss will make me cut my hair which would be devastating.
>>62174
Ooh, see, this is why I'm glad I came to find you. Moisturize me, bby<3
No.62176
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>>62174
Thats why you should join the bi master race :P
No.62177
>>62175
Would they not just settle for it to be tied up?
Pretty harsh if they make you have to cut your hair
No.62178
>>62171
i wasnt actually planning on going downtown today
BUT
alison DID just pass her driving test and just got a new car from her mom
so………………….
N O I C E
but i do have to legit do a bunch of adult shit today.. ;w;
No.62180
>>62177
Well that's my whole thing. Like it was long when I was working there before, so what's the deal? It's not like it's dirty. I can tuck it into my hat better instead of letting it pop out of the hat-hole thing in the back.
No.62181
>>62178
oh its great that she passed!
do your adult shit tho, i know its actually hella important. we can hang out some other time and get some socks
No.62183
>>62175
I mean, boys put suncream on eachothers back right? So it would be okay for me doing it? It would only take 2 secs doing it on your nips anyway.
>>62176
But if youre bi you're also taking up a cock in your ass…
No.62184
>>62183
I have no idea. I don't go to the beach.
And, no nono. We need it to take longer than that ;3
No.62185
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>>62180
I would stick to your guns
>>62183
I've nothing against that either
No.62186
>>62185
I'm certainly going to try.
And if he's adamant about it I'll see what the longest he'll allow is cause I'm not doing short hair ever again.
No.62187
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>>62186
yeah fuck that, im in the process of growing mine out, there's no way I would get my hair cut short again either. It shouldn't matter if you wear a hat
No.62188
>>62184
You must have been at a beach sometime in your life no?
And why longer?! Are you nipples that big? You should see a doctor
>>62185
But… its not normal for boys do to do that.
No.62189
>>62188
Whatever, I'm bi deal with it..
No.62190
>>62187
Right-o. So that'll be an interesting chat I'm sure. I do want to review my handbook to see if I'm in the clear on a few things though too. Cover my bases so to speak.
No.62191
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pffwa who has long hair these days lmao, only looooosers
No.62192
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>>62190
If theres no rule on it, they can't do shit, stick to your guns, but get clued up on what the handbook says, sound plan overall
>>.62191
last time I checked you had long hair kek
No.62194
>>62193
I guess the link I gave wasn't any help then…sorry.
Hopefully someone can help you Noun.
No.62195
>>62193
fucking microsoft updates are the worst thing..
No.62196
>Elma not responding
I-I'm sorry…
>>62189
So you like dicks?!
No.62197
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>>62196
yes.. as do you lol
No.62198
>>62192
pffff naaah im supes bald
No.62199
>>62194
It's fine.. hopeuflly someone answers. I just wanna play this game so damn bad.
>>62195
Yeah I should just kms.
>>62196
Awawawawawa!!!
No.62200
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>>62198
I've seen pics of you tokai, you aint bald..you have a lovely head of hair
>>62199
Its probably going to take a day or so for a fix or until they figure out the problem noun, Its shit like this that really does annoy you.
No.62201
>>62199
I have tried to search for more solutions, but I assume you've already tried them all…
Why can't these things just work…
No.62202
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>>62201
probably stuck in waiting for an update to fix this too, its a shambles at times it really is.
No.62203
>>62200
That was all an illusion.
No.62204
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>>62203
So you say, I've seen you're lovely head of hair, there's no way you would ever want to lose those lovely locks of yours
No.62205
What's everyone up to today?
>>62201
>>62200
Thanks for the help guys.
No.62207
>>62205
Absolutely nothing.
No.62208
Is this real thread or are we posting in beta
still?
No.62209
>>62207
Insurgency in a bit, whattya say?
>>62208
Shit I need to fix that sticky, hold on.
IF THERE IS ANYONE POSTING IN THE BETA, TELL THEM TO COME HERE FOR NOW
No.62210
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>>62205
Just sorry I couldn't help more..
Nothing much pretty boring day actually, and its been fairly quiet in thread too. Think its just one of those slow days where noone can be bothered.
What you up to now yourself noun?
>>62206
I know you too well tokai, you have lovely hair theres no way on earth you'd go short haired.
>>62208
Posting here, as the last time I checked the beta site was having a few teething problems which i had a chuckle at..
No.62211
>>62205
Replaying Papers, Please, lurking, talking to Miles. Not the most exciting day, but at least I'm playing vidya again.
No.62213
>>62209
oooo i wanna play insurgency too
No.62214
I have terrible road rage
Also send help there this old vet in the waiting room talking about how his dog died…. its making me sad
No.62215
>>62209
FIX IT NOUN, MAKE THE WORLD RIGHT AGAIN
>>62210
Yeah, the beta sorta confused me.
And all the nerd talk that followed with the script savvy.
No.62216
>>62209
were playing? I'm in
No.62217
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>>62211
Good to see you skandi <3
>>62212
You too canada anon <3
>>62214
aww ~hugs~
>>62215
I don't know much but over the years you pick up on usually its microsofts bad coding..
No.62219
>>62214
You should listen more.
Seems like an interesting and sad story.
Tell us about it.
>>62217
I'm very ignorant, and I'm getting more and more lazy by the day. Shutting down even. ;-;
No.62221
tfw u dont have to ever use public transit again
(on days that your gf doesnt work)
No.62222
>>62217
Same to you! I've been here most of the day, though, lurking on and off, but I've been too busy with vidya! Papers, Please is getting to the point where it's getting stressful, though, so I'm having to take a few breaks here and there now.
No.62223
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>>62218
You'd make me cry, your hair is lovely..
>>62219
Know that feeling all too well unfortunately
>>62220
Aw thankyou ❤
>>62221
I struggle with the bus, i hate anyone near me..
No.62224
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>>62222
Yeah i'm downloading 20gb of music and filling up my lewd folders in the process, as the board has been rather slow.
No.62225
>>62210
Just gonna play some insurgency with Hailey, canny, and Mika unless anyone else wants to join.
>>62211
Finally you play videogames!
>>62216
>>62213
>>62212
Suite
No.62227
>>62223
okai okai I won't!
I just like changing..
No.62228
>>62224
>20gb of music
Oh wow. Are you a flac person, or just downloading hella much?
>>62225
I do occasionally play Dorf Fort, too! Just really rarely!
>Dorf Fort
>Papers, Please
I'm a super exciting person!
No.62229
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>>62225
Aw my rig can barely run emulators noun, and im supposed to be saving for a new comp but it takes a long time.
Have fun anyhow <3
>>62227
Well get new clothes or something, but don't cut your lovely hair
No.62230
>>62225
I am ready whenever everyone else is.
No.62231
No.62232
>>62223
>>62223
How do I not bed all day?
No.62233
>>62229
what if I pierce my nose
No.62234
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>>62228
Flacs then I reencode them to vbr0, I also properly tag them, the discography i'm after only 4 seeders so I've had to shut down my vpn to get full speed, thats normal for me usually I download around 100gb per day of random stuff, then go through it. I horde all my music, and what i don't have saved I can find almost anything with the amount of programs/links i've gathered over the years.
No.62235
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>>62232
try to make a routine.. its hard, really hard to get a routine going.
>>62233
Well you are talking to someone who has 12 piercings Tokai, I wouldn't mind you getting a cute nose piercing, just not the bullring..
No.62236
>>62235
whaere do you have them again?
No.62237
>>62234
I gave up on tagging my music properly years ago! But then I don't have a lot of it, either. I'm just not interested enough in music, or at least nowhere near as interested as you!
No.62238
>>62236
nipples, tongue, snake bites, hoops beside my snakebites, a daith, helix, both lobes, tragus
>>62237
Mp3 tag does the hard work, that and I dont have much else to do with my time, i spend about 16 hours aday just listening to music.
No.62239
>someone downvoted my StackOverflow question
They must fucking rot.
No.62240
>>62238
wooow that's a lot.
cool.
I was just thinking of one lil dot
No.62241
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The daith was the most painful of the lot, its slutty cartilage there so it was tough, but all the rest are a breeze, helps having a pain fetish, i'm actually getting more done next week as it happens. Probably get my upper lobes done and possibly a forward helix and a rook
>>62239
A pox on thee.. who downvoted
>>62240
yeah that would work, you would suit that, just a little one. Would look good on you tokai <3
No.62242
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>I wish u to be a girl . I would have been the most happy
Why do I know such absolute creeps on facebook? Good lord.
>>62235
I'll start that with my alarm clock.
Get everything done before 5pm.
Everything is dead by 5pm anyway.
No.62243
>>62241
But not very soon though.. need to plannit.
No.62244
>>62242
Creepers everywhere man, not just on facefuck..
Thats true, just try to keep a routine going scan, and try not to mess up your sleeping pattern too much.
>>62243
Look on pinit theres loads of piercing ideas on there. Though I'm mostly getting more on my ears. I think this next batch will be my last.
No.62245
>>62242
It's where normies creeps creep normies out.
No.62246
yo noun, what exactly is it you're trying to do with visual studio?
No.62247
>>62244
Oh its okai, just one piercing and maybe one tat on my arm or shoulder.
yeah it'd look good, but no more or else it so tribal
No.62248
>>62246
Every time I try and repair it or reinstall it, I get this message.
There aren't even any windows updates available.
No.62249
>>62248
yeah, but what do you want to use it for
No.62250
>>62247
Well depends on the looks, my ears are going to get the rest of the piercings but they will be small bars or metal beads.
No.62251
>>62249
For Squad. That game won't let me play unless I fix C++2015…
No.62252
>>62251
oh, right.
i was gonna say, if you need to compile something, i maybe can if you send me the files.
No.62253
>>62248
Okay so here is what you gonna do.
Step 1: Open your computer
Step 2: Pour coffee in the washing machine
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Wait for pizza to arrive
Step 5: Profit!
No.62254
>>62245
>>62244
Silly fucker is asking me to help him shoot and edit a documentary he has an idea for; and he doesn't have a script, filming or editing equipment.
Wants to stay over mine for the night to go through the idea. Just after he made that 'I wish u were girl so I can bang the drum then bang ur bum'.
It gets stupider. So say we get this film done, with zero budget and zero scripting… how the fuck does he think he can sell the footage to Channel S? (Bangladeshi tv station.)
No.62255
>>62252
Yeah I really just need to get it repaired tbh. I can't figure out what's wrong with it..
No.62256
No.62257
File: 1452028190084.png (654.17 KB, 756x1000, 189:250, 37233a7602737c1a3b4386e7e1….png)
>>62253
cherub <3
>>62254
It sounds like a ploy just to fuck your boypussi tbh scan.. kek
No.62258
>>62257
Shh… I'm not here right now
No.62259
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>>62250
cute, would you get tats too?
>>62254
delete delete quick
No.62260
No.62261
File: 1452028329217.png (222.61 KB, 640x452, 160:113, a4c241c657d60e8eeeb5180694….png)
>>62258
who said that?
>>62259
Planning on getting a harpy on my shoulderblade.
No.62262
>>62260
1. Completely uninstall visual studio.
2. Reboot computer.
3. Make sure windows is completely updated.
4. If any updates were installed, reboot again.
5. Reinstall visual studio from:
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=48145
No.62263
sorry, when i say visual studio, i mean visual C++ redistributable
No.62264
>>62257
Tbh, if this was a ploy to get inside my butthole; it is probably his most sensible plan yet.
AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING!
Oh, he's hilarious though. He is so out of his depth and culture.
>Scanner, I hate the gays, I shoot them. Ever since my brother shows me gay porn, I vomit and hate gays. We shoot them where I come from.
>Taneem! What are you're talking about?! Dan's gay and I'm a raging deviant!
>You both different though. You both alright.
>Dan: He's right, we're not faggots. We're cool and just suffer a bit of lonely prostate.
He also recounted the time when he accidentally found himself in a gaybar and was like
>'I was disgusted when I found myself in a gaybar, I asked the waiter and he said 'We prefer the term gay-friendly bar'. I admired his professionalism. Then some guys flirted with me and I ran.
>>62259
It's too late, I've already got my hurricane chasing equipment and I wanna see this mess unfold.
No.62265
>>62261
oh nice, I want a Dutch lion with van gogh influenced lines among it.
No.62266
>>62264
top kek mate.. heh
>>62265
Very nice <3
No.62267
>>62262
>>62263
Gonna try this now. Thanks.
No.62268
>>62266
But that's all for lates.
Now I just gotta drink
No.62269
File: 1452029452587.jpg (331.51 KB, 547x810, 547:810, 5c32be91df0a3413932bcfed95….jpg)
>>62268
Is that you off now tokai? take care <3
No.62271
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
New cheap game I played.
I recommend it.
No.62272
>>62269
no noo, just having a rum cola.
No.62273
>Insurgency with /lewd/
>people keep going afk
No.62274
>>62270
wb mika <3
>>62272
oh ok :)
No.62276
>>62273
what did you expect? everyone was touching themselves the whole time
No.62277
File: 1452029631893.jpg (70.38 KB, 850x478, 425:239, sample_3ec9d2b26f1c2d859ce….jpg)
>>62266
He is just so damn weird.
He's getting deported soon because he couldn't pass his uni work.
He resat the same year nearly 3 times.
One time a girl left his place of work because he was creeping that hard on her. Fought with the manager over her and stuff.
No.62278
File: 1452029632716.gif (123.84 KB, 267x199, 267:199, What a time to be alive _1….gif)
>>62274
But I promise only one!
wanna stay awake
No.62279
>>62275
*outscores you* yea sur
No.62281
Oh wow, I got insurgency too.
Does servers run all right internationally?
I wanna touch myself whilst playing games with /lewd/ too.
Or does anyone have 100% Orange Juice?
No.62282
tfw Kyoko still hates you
No.62283
>>62276
Hey I couldn't help myself!
>>62279
*flays you* yea sur
No.62284
>>62277
Jeez sound like a proper creep..
>>62278
Ok just the one.. :3
No.62285
>>62283
oviously, since i was there with you~
No.62286
>>62276
>being lewd while playing video games
fucking gross
No.62287
>>62284
Getting a little loose is always a nice feeling huh
No.62289
>>62273
People are too busy with masturbating to actually play.
No.62290
>>62287
It is its just a shame I can't join you..
No.62292
File: 1452030204448.png (72.19 KB, 379x378, 379:378, 7ebb4ecc53ba2bd5ee3e2b4255….png)
>>62284
Oh, he is. Probably because either he hasn't connected with any sort of girl ever since he got to this country, which is a long time…
Or comes on too strong. It's always 'I love her, I must make her mine' and then really awkward, forceful conversations… I can't even do it justice. He's one of those people you have to know and witness. He ain't even got tact.
Anyway, how be you?
No.62293
>>62282
You'll always have me.
ALWAYS. NOWHERE TO HIDE!~
No.62294
>>62289
I was wondering why I was doing so well.
No.62295
>>62290
yuhh.. you'll be alright oke, you gotta.
No.62296
>>62283
*puts clothes on* s'fine
No.62297
show me your big, hard, cocks, /lewd/~
No.62298
>Papers, Please
>terrorist attack
>frantically open the tranq gun drawer
>it's not there
>couldn't remember that it was a thing that the gun could disappear
>look for the key to the proper gun drawer under all the papers
>too late
>turned out I had clicked once too many while opening the drawer and was holding the tranq gun all along
>rage quit
No.62299
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>>62292
Not too badt otherwise grand, just the usual bored, lonely, fed up kind of feels and just things would get better, not just for me, but for a few other people on my mind too..
I dunno its just i feel strange.. to be honest.
>>62294
Are you really surprised? :3
brb gonna grab a cuppa peppermint, and stretch my back.
No.62300
>>62298
What game is that?
No.62302
File: 1452030673111.jpg (89.35 KB, 850x566, 425:283, sample_5eed550a46fae43dfaa….jpg)
>>62298
TO THE GULAG WITH YOU
YOU WILL WORK THE SALT MINES TO RECOMPENSATE YOUR INCOMPETENCE
ANOTHER LEWDIE WILL TAKE YOUR PLACE
GLORY TO ARISTOTSKA
No.62303
>>62300
are you fucking retarded?
No.62304
>>62298
>rage quit
More like fired…
>>62300
>Papers, Please
No.62305
File: 1452030759792.jpg (70.38 KB, 850x478, 425:239, sample_3ec9d2b26f1c2d859ce….jpg)
>>62301
Iknowwherethatcapisfrom,pervert~
No.62306
>>62300
Papers, Please! Border control simulator 1982!
>>62302
I uh, don't actually know what happened afterwards, since I quit! Presumably I'd have been fired and/or arrested (same thing, really).
>>62304
I am the best citizen, tbh. I just get annoyed I can't detain the creepy conspiracy guys.
No.62307
>>62297
this is probably a mistake
No.62308
>>62307
heehee
now add me on steam and send me a picture of your actual dick
No.62309
>>62307
Oh wow, looks more bigger than mine.
Mine is cuter though.
No.62310
>>62307
It doesn't get any harder than that?
No.62311
>>62307
why does it have no neck
No.62312
>>62309
FUCK, FORGOT TO SPOILER!
DON'T BAN ME PLEASE
No.62313
>>62303
Talk dirty to me slut, it gets me harder.
No.62314
>>62297
>>62308
Why don't you just google "big, fat cocks" and go jerk off to those!
No.62315
>>62306
I've seen that game a lot, but looking at that screenshot, I have no idea how it would be played.
When in doubt, just deny everyone! r-right..?
No.62316
why isnt 8chan working right the reply box isnt around and I'm not getting any (you)'s
No.62317
>>62308
noo noo, I am still proud of my record of flirting a lot and getting nudes but never giving any.
but not of my loneliness
>>62309
HOLY FUCK SPOILERS DUDE
but yeah that's so fluffy it seems
>>62310
my famiry hairs from asia oke you know how it goes down there.
>>62311
illusions!
No.62319
>>62314
[spoiler]who said i wasnt already[spoiler]
No.62320
noun please be my friend again
No.62321
>>62317
Fluffy cocks cutest cocks.
No.62323
>>62319
That should feed you for a while. Moe has a pretty cute penis you should ask for his.
>>62320
Add me. I'm going to be afk for a bit cause I'm trying to figure out how to uninstall Microsoft Visual C++ 2015.
No.62324
>>62318
>Linking this many times
I've seen some people do it before but for what purpose?
No.62325
>>62315
There are rules to follow! Proper procedure! If someone's entry permit expired yesterday, or the name on their visa doesn't match the name on their proof of vaccination, or their height doesn't match the stated height on their ID supplement, it's up to you to find out! And fast, 'cause you get paid by how many people you process, and your family relies on you!
No.62326
whoops that ended a bit fast
oh well, i had to leave anyways!
see you all later today~
No.62327
>>62323
How do you even know that
No.62329
>>62326
Aha
>>62327
Someone showed me a long ass time ago. Back when the bully threads on /r9k/ were still a thing.
No.62330
>>62321
Wouldn't that itch so much though.
No.62331
>>62329
How did it even end up there ?!
No.62332
>>62328
Seems pretty dumb to be honest.
No.62333
>>62323
Can't you uninstall it like any other program?
>>62325
Such passion!
I dare say you might have just found a long, and fulfilling career my friend!
I should have gotten it while it was on sale…you make it sound really fun…
No.62334
>>62330
ALL THE MORE REASON TO SATISFY THAT ITCH 24/7!
No.62335
>>62331
You probably sent it to someone who was domming you or something, I unno. Don't cut it off, it's too cute to be removed!
>>62333
Yeah… gonna do that now. I got side tracked.
No.62338
>>62335
Why is cute a recurring adjective for parts of me when it is just not true
I'd let frenchie bite off my dick and we can eat it together
No.62339
I saw someone keep record of his jacking off in 2015.
How much did you cyber last year?
>>62334
I'd got nuts literally.
No.62340
>>62335
I just hope this next attempt will be the solution.
Many times I've been given a headache because of random shit like that failing on me…
No.62341
>>62329
Wanna make a trade? I'll take good care of Revy.
No.62342
>>62333
>Be border patrol
>Inspector fires me for hanging my Son's drawing on the wall, unauthorized decoration
>Must work the salt mines now, in penance for not following procedure
>Glory to Aristotska
No.62343
>>62339
i dont need to cyber cause im not a loser and i get MAD pussy LMFAO!!
No.62344
>>62338
It's so small and petite therefor it's a cute penis.
> I'd let frenchie bite off my dick and we can eat it together
I figured you'd do something like that with him. Yare yare.
Any word from him at all?
No.62345
>>62333
Honestly, it is really fun! The story's nothing to write home about, but the gameplay and general feel of it really works for some reason. You get really into trying to do a good job.
No.62347
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>>62339
I am literally cyber incarnate.
There is no beginning nor end for me.
No.62348
>>62340
Thanks, we'll see about this.
>>62341
If you touch her I will fly down and yeasur you.
>>62343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSOmmxO8VUk
"I'm a fuckin' douche? Yeah right, I get so much pussy kid."
>>62346
No.62349
>>62344
[spoiler] 6 inches is not small and we talked about cutting off his cock and sharing it in a nice meal I made for us during christmas. [spoiler]
No I did not
No.62350
>>62342
If we ever need to set up a /lewd/ border patrol to manage who gets in and out, I know the two people I'd vote for!
Not sure if we have a salt mine here though…
>>62345
That actually seems like a game autistic enough for me to enjoy…
I've just been playing Civ 4 myself recently.
>>62348
I believe in you Noun!
No.62351
>>62343
Well I don't need to either cause cauuse reasons that are better than you haha feel the burn.
I bet you can't even cycle on one wheel.
>>62347
Now that's impressive.
No.62352
Going to bed. Goodnight fuckers!
No.62354
No.62355
>>62349
>Cannibalism fetish between the both of you
Dually noted.
>>62350
Believe in the me that believes in myself!
>>62352
Good night.
No.62356
>>62355
Just what kind of ulterior motive do you have with this ?
No.62357
>>62351
>>62351
At least 5 people here have their insides tainted with my e-seed.
CAN YOU GUESS WHO?!
No.62358
>>62349
Why are your fetishes so weird?
>>62350
Oh, it is pretty damn autistic, but much more fast-paced than similarly autistic games!
I haven't played any Civ game in ages, I should probably get around to it again. It's the kind of game that suddenly eats a few hours without me even noticing, though.
>>62352
Goodnight, C!
No.62359
>>62355
Now now, I told you earlier I wouldn't tear chunks out of you..
No.62360
>>62356
Well, nothing in the near future of course. If I told you then that wouldn't be fun.
>>62357
1. Moe
2. Dunsel
3. Kyoko
4. ~probably~ Canonon
5. Mika
No.62361
>>62348
Send me your Revy folder~
No.62362
>>62358
It's not weird if you have someone to share them with
No.62363
>>62348
if those peurto rican kids from down the block call me a faggot one more time….. im gonna be seriously pissed off
>>62351
i get pussy AND boypussy
femboys, cute girls, qt passable transgirls, traps, u name it
im a master man…..
sub to my youtube where i explain some of my pick up tricks
thanks…
sub
No.62364
>>62360
It's not true, I say.
No.62365
>>62358
I've been thinking about trying dorf fort for a while, since everyone seems to love it when they get into it.
Senti talks about it all the time too…
That game seems like it will take a long time to learn to play properly though.
I would like to play civ 5 more, but I really enjoy the mods that are available for civ 4.
Also yes, it can easily eat away at the hours!
No.62366
playin osu for a bit.
I probably suck now but o well
http://www.twitch
.tv/uisenpai1
No.62367
>>62362
Eh, still kinda weird. But I guess:
>kinkshaming
IT'S 2016
No.62368
>>62361
That folder is precious to me. I will guard it with my life.
>>62364
That's what they all say!
No.62369
>>62360
I don't like how you want to be some cheap rebound for either of us !
>>62367
>Eh, still kinda weird.
Says the one with a bed wetting diaper wearing master
No.62370
>>62357
But that could be anyone!
>last one who tried to cyber me was a drunk scoots
it was so funny.
>>62363
Liked favourited and subscribed!!!
No.62371
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>>62369
>rebound
Ahah! Flattering you though of me as such!
No.62372
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No.62373
>>62371
I meant you lingering when things only seem bad so you can take one of us for yourself, I didn't mean it in a flattering way
No.62374
>>62368
There are things more precious to be kept~
No.62375
>>62369
Yes yes, I was trying to extend an olive branch, you know! From a normie perspective, the fetishes of pretty much everyone here are super weird.
>>62365
Dorf Fort is amazingly fun once you get into it a bit! Speaking of things that just consume time, DF is about as bad as it gets. It's not that complicated, there's just some really unintuitive stuff. You'll need the wiki open in the background!
No.62376
>>62375
I'm always looking for ways to kill the remainder of my productivity!
Senti said something about waiting until some bugs get ironed out or something with the latest update though…
No.62377
File: 1452033448404.jpg (70.38 KB, 850x478, 425:239, sample_3ec9d2b26f1c2d859ce….jpg)
>>62360
Yes, probably all of those people!
And you could be next!
ONLY YOU CAN PROTECT YOURSELF FROM SCANNER FEVER!
>>62370
>Drunk scoots cybering
Oh god, that could not end well.
No.62378
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>>62373
I'm not into cannibalism nor do I want either of you. Being in constant ownership of someone is too much work. I don't find it fun anymore - at least not like I did back when I first started doing it! The only way that shit could properly grab my attention again is if I were to be an owner of someone irl. For now it's anime, vidya and shitposting x^)
>>62374
Oh yeah? Like what??
>>62377
I knew it!
No.62379
>>62377
I've never touched you.
No.62381
>>62372
It was wise to send him off sleeping, last tc was already a disaster when I tried to hit on the one girl there.
>>62377
Tis all fun.
No.62382
Do you guys think if I updated my drivers it would work?
No.62383
>>62376
Yeah, I'm checking the devlog now, and Toady's squashing bugs like nobody's business, but there are still some left.
>Made animals less afraid of casual relationships
No.62384
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I'm back from my eye exam and I also bought something
You could say the results of my eye exam today was Garand
Post last edited at
No.62385
>>62375
Would you whip me with the olive branch until I have barely any skin on my back ?
>>62378
Still won't stop you from trying to be lewd with one of us..
No.62387
No.62388
>>62380
Ask maya nicely and she might poz u
No.62390
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>>62386
Sorry, mommy, you weren't around.
No.62391
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>>62378
What, you knew that you could be infected too?
>>62379
I DON'T EVEN NEED TO TOUCH YOU! MY CYBER IS OMNIPRE-Ok, I jest. Bored now. All bark and no bite.
No.62392
>>62382
You haven't done that already?..
No.62393
>>62390
THAT WONT BE AN EXCUSE WHEN YOU'RE HERE IRL SLUT
No.62394
>>62378
Prime ripened tomatoes, juicy and fresh. Perfect for lasagna!
>>62384
Webm of you firing it in your murrica pants!
>>62386
It's ok Idc, I'll take care of her later.
No.62395
>>62389
My eyes are still perfect and 20/20 and now I have an M1 Garand
No.62396
>>62392
Don't mock meee!
>>62394
How did you know I had lasagna last night?
No.62397
>>62393
no shit. You can spend entire days fucking me. actually I really want you to fucking do that please spend 24 hours inside me
No.62398
>>62382
It might help, do you have both the x64 and x86 versions installed?
>>62383
Woah…tell Toady to come squash my bugs please!
He might be able to fix me like those animals!
I think Senti said some of the beginner add ons needed to be updated too.
Hopefully it wont take too long!
No.62399
>>62397
i get tired fucking alison for 20 minutes and fall asleep for 12 hours
]
idk if i can handle that
maybe if u learn how to ride me
how tall are u? if ur smaller than 5'4(which im p sure ur not if i recall correctly) then riding will be a CHALLANGE but ill force you to learn
;)
No.62400
>>62396
-mocks you lovingly-
No.62401
>>62399
5'6" Idc ill do it anyway
No.62404
>>62394
Maybe I will make it when its a bit warmer so I can also wear my captain America hoodie
>tfw I chose this over an M1A(aka the civilian version of my raifu m14) cause I did no like the wood finish
No.62406
>>62384
You can see now! And you have a gun
No.62408
>>62385
I'm not that much of a sadist, we've been over this! In fact, I'm not sadistic at all except to you.
>>62398
Oh right yes, there's all the stuff that makes the game less annoying! I knew there had to be a good reason I'm not playing it right now. It's a good idea to wait for a while, then!
No.62409
>>62402
wow you look so cute on that pic.
>>62405
wassuppie
No.62410