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No.62724
I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH IT!!!!
No.62730
No.62731
>>62705
I've had it before… it's horrible. It's like, once you acknowledge that it's there, it'll gradually become louder. It starts with a faint hum, slowly turning into a "bzzz". As the levels progress, it becomes aware of you, in a way. You're sitting there, getting comfortable and shit - in your happy place. It knows you've gotten yourself situated. It won't allow that. It screams. Loud. In your head. It doesn't want you to get comfortable. No one other than you can hear it. Don't acknowledge it. Trust me. Ignore that faint hum in the back of your head for the love of god ignore it.
No.62732
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No.62733
How can mirrors be real if this is all a dream?
No.62738
>>62733
Dream this!
*Dick slaps you*
No.62741
WHO'S PLAYING INSURGENCY WITH ME?!
No.62744
>>62737
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzZZzzZzzzz AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62739
That's pretty decent. Can you fit all of it in you?
>>62741
Me, mika, you and that's all I know of right now.
No.62745
>>62734
Yes.
It always gets the point where I have to reach up and click my monitor off, leaving myself to sit in the darkness.
Then I'll sob quietly to myself until the sun comes up, with the knowledge one day I'll claim my own life.
No.62749
porn does literally nothing for me anymore
what happened
No.62750
No.62751
So who here transitioned out of non-trans reasons?
I was you're typical anti-social anime-watching pimple-faced four-eyed skinny nerd who couldn't talk to women without sounding like that stuttering paki faggot character from The Big Bang Theory not to mention I was unable to take the initiative to ask anyone out because I was scared of being rejected and for a good reason.
In times I befriended girls in a slow #gentlemanly manner I was #friendzoned the moment I wanted to take it to the next step (i.e. plow her butt with my small penis), they were all "I am sorry, you are very sweet and everything but I just don't see us together. Friends 4 life k? lol." I was a top grade #niceguy but they all rejected me even though I deserved a girlfriend; women = sluts, you know what I am saying?
It was hard being a man so I transitioned to a gender that is even harder to live.
P.S. I wish Elliot Rodgers stopped his nonsense before it was too late and just transitioned so we could be lesbian girlfriends together. I am sure he would make one hell of a woman.
No.62753
Bit I'm ready to play cs now.
No.62755
>>62753
PLAY INSURGENCY INSTEAD
No.62758
>>62744
yes.
>>62750
but does yours work with a harness and a girlfriend?
No.62759
>>62755
BIt needs my special attention~
No.62760
>>62752
>>62756
absolutely nothing
will i stop feeling like this if i ever go through another big period in my life where i dont have anyone to fuck irl?
No.62761
>>62759
i need your special attention too~
No.62762
>>62755
No fug you!
>>62759
Not true! I just wanna play with someone you baka
No.62763
No.62764
>>62761
Contain yourself, kitty.
No.62766
>posting toys
>not posting them in use
No.62767
File: 1452050549663.png (665.47 KB, 618x800, 309:400, 0aee65c898b83bb1c37314e7f9….png)
>>62760
possibly, but thats some of my tamer stuff..
No.62768
>>62766
>Says someone who doesn't show his dick
No.62773
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>>62763
I got a rabbit tail buttplug, and some other plugs, even a glass one, and I got this
http://www.amazon.com/Luxe-BL-23941-Silicone-Beads-Purple/dp/B00IG5QBHC
>>62766
sorry hun, I don't share anything of myself playing.
No.62774
>>62768
Touche~
>>62769
MY EYES ONLY!
No.62775
>>62773
yeah my midnight fox is black and jade glass…
No.62776
>>62774
It was made just for yours
No.62783
THIS
IS
NOT
FUCKING
ANIMUS/ANEKI
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT
NOW
No.62784
>>62782
What the hell is this?
No.62786
>>62784
Chambers being faggots nothing new
No.62787
You ever just like cum so far you dont know where it landed?
No.62788
>>62787
yes or hit the wall behind you :3
No.62789
>>62787
Can't say I have
>>62786
>chambers
Meant channers thanks auto correct
No.62790
>>62782
erin is an angel with an awesome butt.
and nezi hasn't ever been bad, he's pretty cute
No.62792
anyone else post on aneki ?
lol thumbs this up
No.62793
Ok I'm off to bed nite nite guys, catch you all later <3
No.62794
>>62791
is it wrong that i was laughing at this?
No.62796
>>62788
its not there! I have to find it before it becomes a baby!
>>62789
You need to learn so you can snipe people
No.62798
>>62796
Guess so… Thanks scrambles the death dealer
No.62799
>>62797
Sorry I'm not there to take the bullets
No.62800
I am bed now, night guizz.
No.62801
>>62790
>>62800
indeed. and night
No.62802
I imagine myself as a ghost as umaru thats weird
No.62803
Kyoko might be stuck playing forever
No.62804
>>62802
Cute werid samething
>>62803
What did you do?
No.62805
>>62804
wow kinda cool i dont wanna die tho my parents would see all the shit on my computer
No.62806
>>62804
Said he wont stop playing till he out scores me
No.62807
Hailey collects dick pics
No.62809
school hath started and the gayshit hath started as well
what's up, nerds?
No.62810
>>62809
gay shit.
what did you expect?
No.62811
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No.62813
>make a small stupid post
>thread dies
No.62814
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No.62815
>>62814
HAAAAUNNNNTTTYYYYYY
No.62817
>>62816
who are you talking too?
No.62818
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No.62822
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No.62823
>>62822
you dont want to see how Haunty is going to take control over me?
No.62826
>>62805
Magnets
>>62806
What was the score?
No.62828
File: 1452056688209.jpg (Spoiler Image, 217.83 KB, 611x480, 611:480, b0a29edde925a3b655415f035a….jpg)
>>62825
Take a gooood look.
The rest is not for publicity.
>>62827
tonight will be fun
No.62829
>>62826
If were going based off wins I would say 4-0 for now until he wants to play again. I shall remain the winner for now!
No.62832
>>62829
Someone explain this rigged scoring system to me!
No.62833
>>62830
.gif for ants
>>62831
your nice heart is still working
>>62832
its because in deathmatch are bonus weapons from time to time who giving more points.
No.62835
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No.62836
>tfw power went out in my house
Fuck!
No.62837
>>62833
This my AK!
There are many like it but this one is mine!
Without me my AK is useless!
Without my AK I am useless!
>>62835
No.62839
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>>62836
hello third world
im just kidding I love danmark
Goodnight lewd,
haunty is carrying me in my bed now.
I hope all of you having a good evening, night or whatever you have.
BAAI
No.62840
>>62838
Its pretty annoying actually.
No.62841
>>62837
>>62839
Goodnight ya bunch of perverts! Sleep well
No.62842
ok gn everyone for real this time (probably not lol)
No.62844
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>>62840
Oh I use to know the feeling! It aint great
>>62842
Goodnight hammy see you soon..I think
No.62846
>>62845
You did bad again, Nouny~
No.62847
>>62846
I did quite well, just ask anyone!
No.62848
>>62845
Very. I really like this mouse
No.62849
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>>62843
ONLY HAUNTER IS ALLOWED TO OPEN THIS SPOILER.
No.62850
>>62846
not as bad as i did
No.62851
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>>62846
Now yall have something in common hehehe
No.62852
>>62849
me and u[LEWD ALERT]
No.62853
Someone make a steam friend thread on /r9k/ so /lewd/ can shitpost in it!
No.62855
>>62847
>>62846
Noun is a true American hero.
Chijo and Senti mvp
No.62856
>>62844
Well hopefully it will be fixed soon.
No.62857
No.62858
>>62852
its not me and akarin in real life by the way
No.62859
>>62858
Yes it is! I saw the full video! You even moaned his name. It was kawaii.
No.62860
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>>62856
Is it just your house or many around you? Also I should eat something
No.62861
No.62862
>>62861
S*hitposting time.
No.62865
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No.62866
>>62865
t-thank you Haunty.
lets go to sleep.
No.62867
No.62868
>>62867
that's why we shitpost.
No.62873
>>62867
it became a piece of shit after a certain shooting, r9k appeared on tv and the board literally died in the same day, its still full of facebook frogposters thinking its cool pretending to be a real robot
now i am going to sleep with akarin~
No.62875
>>62861
fucking bodied, son
No.62877
>This thread has been pruned or deleted.
Well goodnight then. Thanks for letting me play Insurgency with you guys!
No.62878
>they posted revy porn
I hate /r9k/ again.
No.62879
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>>62877
Next time play csgo with me baka! Goodnight
No.62880
No.62881
>>62880
Jesus! Everyone has a damn VAC/ban besides me!! Well rest good
No.62882
>go upstairs to my parents room
>tell them a bunch of shit i dont rememeber
>dad checks my pupils for dilation
god damnit pappy
No.62883
>>62882
Do you have siblings?
No.62886
do your parents know you're a hamster?
No.62888
>>62886
I hopethey don't find out!
No.62890
I sexually Identify as a crocodile. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of swimming in the river devouring unsuspecting prey. People say to me that a person being a crocodile is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon give me scales, a four-foot long tail, and jaws with a bite force of 3,500 psi on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Renekton" and respect my right to kill from the water and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a crocodyliphobe and need to check your reptile privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
No.62891
>crocodile
> I dreamed of swimming in the river
>not crawling through the savanna
I am disappoint. Mr.Alligator
No.62892
I sexually identify as a snake.
No.62893
>>62891
they are mostly aquatic
they dont live in the savannah, the live in wet tropical areas
No.62894
>>62893
I'm teasing you~i wuv u Renektonneed to check some savanna crocodile facts
No.62895
>>62892
This kind of snake?
No.62897
>>62888
>>62889
Do you have hamster pantsu?
>>62891
>you will never be a south african croc
No.62898
>>62897
*Does a somersault in your room* *Puts them on your head* *Leaves*
No.62900
>>62897
I do. Only certain people are allowed to see em tho!Btw is this art good i think it is but im a bit high
No.62901
>>62897
I do. Only certain people are allowed to see em tho!Btw is this art good i think it is but im a bit high
No.62903
No.62904
>>62902
Good! you're cute Chijo get on discord and read my msg 2u
No.62905
>>62903
Ppppppppfffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttt
>>62904
O-oh okay
No.62906
>>62905
fucking nasty even ironically
No.62907
File: 1452062044755.jpg (232.42 KB, 850x1133, 850:1133, sample-246b113863eb0807f02….jpg)
No.62908
>>62906
Its cute!!
>>62907
Thanks bit! You have really good taste in stuff
No.62909
I hate california girls. I hate california girls. Let 'em burn let 'em burn let 'em burn.
No.62910
I hate california girls. I hate california girls. Let 'em burn let 'em burn let 'em burn.d
No.62911
yo is 8chan taking a shit or what
No.62913
>>62912
I like homicidal Noun
>>62910
movie when
No.62914
>>62908
Yay thank you! I really like how he/she draws. I keep forgetting to follow them on tumblr. I also like the coloring.
No.62915
>>62914
You're welcome! I have no idea if they are a she or he, probably just haven't looked hard enough. If you ever need links to more of their work I have just about everything. Even some of their deleted yume Nikki stuff
No.62917
*fucks your ass*
Movie soon.
No.62918
*fucks your ass*
Movie soon.D?
No.62919
>>62918
*orgasms*
Yay! D? Wat
No.62920
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>>62915
Deleted? Why would they delete some?
No.62921
No.62922
>>62921
A secret movie. apocalypse now Noun and I are gonna watch it
No.62923
>>62920
No idea. Only guess it had something to do with how popular vomit-chan became.
No.62924
>>62922
o-oh its secret
i understand
No.62925
No.62926
>>62924
Top secret. Don't even let people know its a movie
No.62927
No.62928
File: 1452064399731.png (780.29 KB, 731x1032, 17:24, 04748b7da334a1b95ab6524821….png)
>>62923
Oh, well I hope they dont start deleting everything. There was on artist who had some good stuff but removed everything!
No.62929
HELP
I am to high on barbiturates!!
No.62930
>>62928
That's always a shame. Its like deleting your pixiv is a sport in Japan.
No.62932
>>62931
Barbiturates are drugs that act as central nervous system depressants, and can therefore produce a wide spectrum of effects, from mild sedation to total anesthesia
No.62933
No.62934
>>62929
fucking degenerate!
No.62935
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>>62929
>barbiturates
>>62930
Hope I can get big enough one day with art. Creating OC is hard for me. Hmm maybe I will try to draw some guro. Never tried that before
No.62936
>>62933
I cant walk perfectly and my limbs feel so oddly relaxed in a way and i feel tiredish yet not sleepy
its such a nice feeling
plus my inhibitions seem to be lowered as well
>>62934
I wont be talked down to by a lizard
>>62935
what? want me to do painkillers?
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No.62937
>>62935
Drawing is hard for me. I just draw nothing but randoms. Try guro and I must see! big enough to delete all your work
No.62939
>>62936
Does sound pretty nice send some this way
No.62940
>>62936
well i mean you could talk to the lizard instead of me i guess
hes only 7ft 400lbs and very angry
No.62941
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>>62936
No you just need a hug right now Accept this hug!
>>62937
I shall! Are you willing to add me back on steam? I will so you first since you know more about it than me
>>62938
A wild Senti appears!
No.62942
>>62938
It truly is a comfy crowd right now.
No.62943
>>62939
Hey these are prescribed to me for my migraines I need these
>>62940
cant fool me lizard man
>>62941
Hugs do not cure migraines but thanks
No.62944
>>62943
Dont underestimate my hugs ya pervert!
No.62945
>>62942
*flys down* yea sur
send me more music
No.62946
>>62938
Feels comfy. How are you senti?
>>62941
I'd everyone back I just have anxiety about doing it. Me first!?.. Gonna be a while.
No.62947
>>62943
fair enough.. git rekt burt
No.62949
>>62938
i can make it not comfy and instead make it memeingly gay
No.62951
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No.62952
>>62943
Im no longer a pervert I have been cured
>>62947
u git rekt
No.62953
>>62952
ahhh meant for
>>62944
No.62954
>>62946
Unsettled. Need to make some changes in my routine. How are you?
>>62948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTV06jd9j3A
No.62957
>>62955
I learned the cure from a wise old monk who I promised that I would never share the cure
No.62958
>>62952
I already am
>>62954
Alright. One day at a time. Change for the better?
No.62959
>>62957
Im having a hard time believing this. Dont worry I can easily break this other curse the wise old monk put on you.
No.62960
>>62959
Its a cure
I will just cure myself again
No.62961
>>62956
The hard is what makes it fun like dicks
>>62957
Doubt
No.62962
>>62956
This is the kind of fucked up shit I grew up playing that probably paved the way for dorf love.
>tfw you will never conquer Japan for the first time again as a twelve year old
>>62958
Yeah, or something, idk. Need to reorganize my apartment and set myself up for comfort, stay on top of chores. Finish my book. Sell all my old amazon shit so I can buy a tower and lose myself in a space exploration simulation. I'm definitely generally agitated in my life right now, rough transitionary period. I don't really need words of comfort or anything though, I'm just sharing because I have a selfish desire to whine about my problems.
No.62963
>>62961
soft dicks are no fun
this is why i dont like transgirls
No.62964
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>>62960
You like being non pervert more?
No.62965
>>62956
Down boy, before I need to punish you~
I bet you like smashing pumpkins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-91x4_jtBrA
>>62959
Sluttiness is contagious after all…
No.62966
>>62962
Ayy its cool. I'm just happy to hear you're doing stuff. Life is not easy to head on. For me at least.
>>62963
Trans girl are all about being girly so
No.62967
>>62961
rude
>>62964
Its the moral thing to be
No.62968
>>62960
Thanks for the webm Burt
No.62970
>>62968
No problem ch-ants
>>62969
Odin?
No.62971
>>62970
>Odin
Im sure he was a pervert deep down
No.62972
No.62973
No.62974
Good night /lewd/. I will dream of splooging on all of your pretty little faces.
>>62962
It reminded me a lot of DF.
>>62965
Ofc i do.
No.62975
>>62972
Night night
>>62973
baibai
No.62976
No.62977
>>62974
I'm gonna rape you while your sleep.
No.62979
>>62974
Goodnight Noun! I'm sure I'll dream of you some way ~
>>62972
Goodbed Mika!
No.62980
>>62978
It's finally just me and you~
No.62982
>>62980
*Quietly lurks in the distance while fapping*
No.62984
No.62986
>>62982
This is too depraved, I'm not sure I can watch.
>>62981
Come to get bullied?
No.62987
>>62985
hey sweetheart how are you tonight?
No.62988
>>62983
Heyy Bard!
And goodnight /lewd/. Have stuff to do and when I'm done all I'm going to wanna do is sleep. So night!
No.62990
>>62986
Of course nerd ! ** by Noun*"
I'm gone anyways!
No.62991
>>62986
>depraved
Even for you? Impossible
>>62987
Hehe sweetheart. Im good just watching Maximilian_DOOD playing some Dark souls 2 and trying to keep comfy and stay warm. How are you?
>>62988
Goodnight! I shall pratice some guro tonight
No.62993
>>62992
>>62991
Maybe a little…
No.62994
>>62991
that sounds really fun I am indulging a bit today, Picked up an american stratocaster and now I am eating some popcorn with a bit of sugar on it
i am so happy today
No.62995
>>62992
Thief! Off with your dick!
>>62993
Impossible !
>>62994
Oh you play? Since when? Glad you're happy
No.62996
>>62995
been playing acoustic guitar and electric bass for about 5 years now . My brother used to learn with me but he moved out :p
You play right? I think I asked you before. What kind of instrument do you have?
No.62998
>>62995
Thief? What did I steal?
No.63000
>>62996
Wow 5 years. Well I use to play the trombone back when I was in highschool for about 3 years. I still have it but haven't touched it since 10th grade really.
What songs can you play or like playing?
>>62998
Ahh just forget it pervert
No.63001
>>62999
That's adorable taki<3
You're never getting it bad just fyi.
No.63002
>>63000
On acoustic I like playing alot of soft melodic fingerstyle stuff like stevie nicks landslide or obstacles by syd myers or like tres gymnopedies from erik satie. I'm new to electric guitar so I'm just gettting into the groove, but on bass I love me some Wooten and Tool
I love love love trombone I played me a bit of it when I was younger as well. It's never too late to get to playing it!
No.63003
>>63001
I love your broken english
Please, continue.
No.63004
>>63003
It's tough remembering 4 different languages…
Don't belly me!
No.63006
>>63002
Oo I love tres gymnopedies and just out of curiosity could you play?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-cwuTmqz8c
Glad you like it :) Yea but being a neet and all right now I have to start spending my time with some little school stuff soon. Gotta take a placement test next week and im gonna get destroyed in math :(
No.63007
>>63005
>belly
I think I'm legit retarded atm
Being super sick and posting probably isn't a good idea, I can barely think straight.
Taki make the headache go away please.
No.63009
>>63008
I was both at the doctor and Ive been taking pills for a few days, the doctor was like "Just wait it out XD" But I legit feel like I'm dying.
Maybe your love would cure me taki
No.63010
>>63009
Check with your doctor.
Tak's love may cause:
Fever
The Common Cold
The condition known as "Hotdog Fingers"
Male pregnancy
No.63011
>>63007
I thought you were joking! Knowing that you're not makes you even funnier gropey!
No.63012
>>63010
What the heck is Hotdog fingers? And how come you're going to give me a fever too ;_;7?
>>63011
At this point I wish I was, when I looked back and saw I typed belly I legit felt like a retard for a second.
No.63013
>>63012
Your body can't match my intensity.
No.63014
>>63013
What is Taki's intensity?
No.63016
>>63015
I dont understand…
No.63017
So did the board die or is this the wrong thread or did 8chan mess up again or what?
No.63019
So anyway, how gay is it here?
No.63020
>>63017
Come on out little Skandi~
No.63022
>>63021
Opinions on frottage?
No.63023
>>63018
Oh! It's just rare that half an hour passes without anyone saying anything. Or maybe I just tend to be asleep around now so I don't see the inactivity and it's completely normal.
>>63020
I just woke up! For once I haven't been lurking for an hour before posting!
No.63026
>mfw im officially an architect from yesterday when I got a job
No.63027
It's Nues/Lots birthday today, we should all welcome him with a big happy birthday!
No.63028
>>63024
but frottage is like super mega gay!
>>63027
Noooo.
Don't.
(I just spent ages trying to find a frotting vid to post but they're all too large in file size.)
No.63029
>>63026
Congrats, becoming an architect was something I was interested in when I was younger. Best of luck to you Toodles!
>>63028
Birthday sex?
No.63031
>>63028
Happy birthday Nue<3
No.63032
>>63026
What the heck! That's an actual job! Congrats! You are now like 50 years old in my head!
No.63033
>>63031
>>63029
Noooooo.
I hate birthdays, the only presents I get is fucking chocolates!
>>63030
It's dicks rubbing against dicks
that's like as gay as it gets besides if the balls touch too!
No.63034
Diamonds are fleeting, but a good rape… is forever.
No.63035
>>63033
I don't care for birthdays either, so, wanna lose control to pleasure as I stretch your insides with my cock?
No.63036
>>63029
Thanks!
>>63032
Im almost fresh out of school and this jobis apparently for experienced people.
Company I will work for only makes 1 floor buildings tho. Rarely two so I don't have to worry about too much! So im not that old just yet!
No.63037
>>63034
So buy a diamond dildo and rape someone with it!
No.63038
>>63036
I mean I am out of school, but I barely have any experience so im glad for this opportunity!
No.63039
>>63035
As tempting of an offer as that is, I'm more into non-penetrative, oral and topping.
Yknow, despite the fact I post an utterly bottom boyslut so much.
No.63040
>>63033
I got you a gift for your birthday
some PTSD
you about to get some pretty thick and strong dick
when do you want your prime time dangalang time, baby?
I'm free all this week.
>>63037
That's expensive, Skandi.
No.63041
>>63033
Chocolates traste good! We could even melt some over your body and l'll lick it up :3
No.63042
>>63040
Well, just get a condom and glue some fake diamonds on it, then. It's the thought that counts.
No.63043
>>63041
I'm lactose intollerant AND on a diet so like, the only thing I really should do with them is give them to other people.
>>63040
No thanks.
No.63044
>>63043
Let me know if you change your mind.\
I'm running a charity, here.
No.63045
>>63039
Lot's of bottom sluts here who will bend over for anyone who even slightly asserts themselves. You'll have a lot of fun getting your penis licked, so enjoy your stay.
Though a challenge is always more fun, so if you want to risk it, try and top me without getting dommed in the process~
No.63046
>>63043
On a diet? Is my little Nue a chubby guy~?
No.63047
>>63045
Top and Bottom
Sub and Dom
These things are not mutually exclusive.
Tfw no dominant bottom.
No.63048
>>63045
>tfw you dom kyoko everyday
No.63049
>>63046
A little I guess, mostly because of hereditary health concerns. All my grandparents have diabetes, half of them have blood disorders and both parents get frequent blood clots.
No.63050
>>63047
I can be a dom, but topping me takes some work. Nothing you can't handle, right kitten?
>>63048
You really are in control when you squeeze me dry with your boypussy, aren't you?
No.63051
>>63045
>Lot's of bottom sluts here
My head frantically scanned for meaning assuming you were saying "bottom sluts belonging to Lot" or something.
No.63052
>>63050
Real though
I quit this ERP and cybering shit before new years man.
>>63051
Hah, half the fun of this name.
No.63053
>>63051
Lot? That's not my name, fucktoy.
No.63054
>>63053
My boiiepußi remains unused, thank you.
No.63055
>>63052
Yeah? I bet you'd leave with the guy with the right silver tongue.
No.63056
>>63049
Ah I see, what kind of diet are you on then?
>>63050
Yeah, I'm always in control
No.63057
>>63056
Not anything specific, just no junk food, no caffeine, no chocolates no sweets.
Mostly just eating fruit and white meat.
>>63055
I have no interest in being seduced.
No.63058
>AGDQ using a shrek skin for tony hawk underground 2
my sides
No.63059
>>63054
I've set up traps along the coast of Newfoundland, waiting for your next viking raid. I'm lying in wait, always watching, always waiting. I'm going to capture you Skandi and make you into the cutest housepet.
>>63056
I don't dare get in your way when I see that crazed hunger in your eyes as you stare at my cock. It's all yours to take at that point~
>>63057
Was I trying to seduce you?
No.63060
>>63057
stop
stopppp
STOP
NO CAFFEINE NO SWEETS?
HOW DO YOU LIVE A LIFE LIKE THAT?!
Youre like missing out on all the good parts of life
No.63061
>>63057
>Not anything specific, just no junk food, no caffeine, no chocolates no sweets.
u on a fuck boy diet?
No.63062
>>63060
You better not ruin your body on me.
>>63061
>unironically enjoying the shrek meme
Gonna camp your corpse for this one.
No.63063
>>63062
>ironically like anything
No.63064
>>63059
I'm very easy to keep as a pet, you know, you just need to smear peanut butter on your dick twice a day and that's my nutritional needs taken care of.
No.63065
>>63059
A silver tongue implies as much.
>>63060
There are other good parts
Like dragon's dogma.
>>63061
Nooo, if I was I'd be eating my own semen too.
No.63066
>>63065
Dont lie I bet you are
No.63067
>>63066
Nah, I only taste my precum every so often.
Actual cum burns my throat and by the time I've milked my own I'm not horny enough to swallow it.
No.63068
>>63061
W-what if I was?
>>63062
*Ruins it*
>>63065
Dragons dogma? The game?
No.63069
>>63067
Jesus thats lewd
but so is that avatar so what did I expect
No.63070
>>63068
Dragon's Dogma is the good shit man.
If I had to choose between sex and dragon's dogma I'd tell sex to fuck off with such an ultimatum because I'm going to climb this fucking dragon.
No.63071
>>63064
You're making me hungry in more ways than one, fucktoy. I'll have to smear some on your hole and lick it clean before making you my girl again.
>>63063
>implying
No.63073
>>63069
I doubt it's much lewder than is normal for here~
I have to check how my cum smells now because it used to smell like baked goods before I started this diet.
No.63075
>>63065
Maybe I was, we'll find out sooner or later.
>>63068
*Ruins you with rough sex*
No.63076
>>63073
Why does the smell matter?
No.63078
>>63070
>not having suck you off while playing the game
>baked goods
hot
>>63075
*dies*
No.63079
Not much longer before I bang Gropy harder than a screen door in a hurricane.
No.63080
>>63071
Why do I ever try to out-lewd you when I always lose?
No.63081
>>63076
Everything matters, every last sense is important.
If things smell bad it ruins how hot it is.
The longer somebody can bare to be drenched in my cum the better.
>>63078
Bah, it's distracting and Dragon's Dogma is the shit.
No.63082
>>63081
That makes it sound like you're a top, which seems a bit hard to believe
No.63083
>>63081
You like Dragon's Dogma?
I have 1000+ hours played and several Trial Mode playthroughs
No.63084
>>63083
Cant wait to get it on the 15th
No.63085
>>63077
Don't worry babe, I'll hold you tight after I dominate you in BnS, so close your mouth and smile~
>>63078
We both know you're tougher than that.
>>63080
You did pretty good that other day with the lewdest vocaroo ever posted but we'll break that record soon~
>>63079
No.63086
>>63084
I'd buy it again if I hadn't already played so damn much.
One of my favorite games.
If you know what's good for you, you'll play as an Assassin.
No.63089
>>63082
I am.
I'm not a bottom at all because my butt tears really easily and I bleed really badly.
>>63083
I've made like 5 PSN accounts just to start new games in it.
No.63090
>>63087
*hugs and pets the cat*
G!!!!
No.63091
>>63089
What's your preferred vocation?
Autonomy Assassin master race.
No.63092
>>63085
You are forbidden from mentioning that out of nowhere!
>>63087
Hi, khavér!
No.63093
>>63092
You've been such a good boy, maybe I shouldn't repost it here…
No.63094
>>63091
Well, I mostly played Magick Archer, Mystic Knight and Sorceror.
Assassin was fun but the magic system in Dragon's Dogma is too fucking crazy not to play with.
No.63095
>>63085
Man the more you talk like the more its gunna hurt when I record it and post it as a webm or something
No.63096
>>63086
I DONT PLAY PUSSY CLASSES TAK
>>63089
dont all butts do that
No.63097
>>63095
You're going to report our private lewding?
No.63098
>>63094
true that
High Maelstrom was always so satisfying when you got the time to charge it up.
>>63096
>Pussy Classes
Real men play Dragon's Dogma without pawns.
No.63099
>>63097
Im going to show the assraping
No.63102
No.63105
>>63098
The secret to Sorceror was that you can join your pawns with how far into spells they've charged, so just fire something off quick while your pawns are charging and join in with them to start going a lot faster.
3 sorc pawns and you're basically chain casting if you get lucky with you all staggering spells.
also
>Playing without pawns
BUT WOLVES HUNT IN PACKS!
>>63096
well, mine tears just from one finger.