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No.63101
Lewdness has increased over 1000% edition
No.63103
>>63099
You sure you want all your friends to see you in such a comprimising position, crying "fuck me" to someone from /lewd/?
>>63100
You've caught a break, being cute.
No.63104
No pawns
No ferrystones
No resting at inns
or else you're a pansy.
No.63106
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Wow everyone is so lewd this morning
No.63110
>>63103
I am not cute. Everyone's a bully but me.
>crying "fuck me" to someone from /lewd
You're a double bully. I'm going to go write and actually be productive instead of being bullied.
No.63112
>>63108
>tfw not qt enough for anyone to abuse my bp
No.63113
>>63110
>Everyone's a bully but me.
that's bullying
No.63114
>>63110
Being productive is something good boys do. It's expected of someone as adorable as you!
>>63106
have you sent any pics to clown?
No.63115
>>63112
How do you like your tube steak?
Just playing bitch, you don't get a choice
you gon get it raw
No.63116
>tfw wake up and need to go to the hospital for what seems to be appendicitis
fuck my life…
How are you all doing?
No.63117
>>63112
>tfw not into being abusive at all and just want a loving tender relationship where i snuggle and make love sensually but because of what people expect of a man like me I have to fake being a rough guy.
No.63118
>>63088
Hello rager :3
>>63090
H-Hey
*Hugs kyoko*
No.63119
>>63112
You play hard to get and so do I so things rarely happen between us. Though when they do, it's better than anything you've had in weeks.
No.63120
>>63114
No! Why do you ask?
>>63116
Aw that blows. Hope you're ok fam and im doing pretty good, just a little hungry and tired
No.63121
>>63115
Idk why but I actually laughed a bit at that.
>>63117
Thought you wanted to play dragons dogma more then that tho
So shut up
>>63119
Do I know you?
No.63122
>>63121
I'll be here all week.
No.63123
>>63105
jesus
>>63103
yeah thats totally how its gunna go down
No.63124
>>63120
I hope it doesn't blow, since it would mean I'd need to get surgery, and that would be an annoying way to spend my day…
What time is it there anyway? I'm sure you are normally sleeping long before now!
No.63125
>>63121
Your amnesia is a good trait. If you remembered anything you wouldn't be able to enjoy anyone else.
No.63126
>>63124
Let hope that doesn't happen and its 7am for me. I wont be sleep until 10 or 11am. My sleep clock is broken right now. Hope you feel better soon
No.63127
>>63126
My sleep clock was broken too, it kinda fixed itself recently, but it won't take long before it breaks again.
Things will probably be fine either way, it's just an annoyance more than anything.
I'd rather be learning dorf fort today…
No.63128
>>63127
Oh do you play with Senti? That game looks confusing on the eyes to me, is it hard?
No.63129
Well I'm too drunk to find and reply to everyone who (you)'d me.
No.63130
>>63128
Nah, I was interested in playing but it seemed really complex, so I will be learning it for the first time.
Senti and Skandi only have good things to say about it though, and they make it sound really fun, so I think it's worth it!
Senti told me to download something which I assume will make the game a little easier on the eyes as well, so hopefully I won't struggle too much…
No.63131
>>63129
(you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) Gay boy (you) (you) (you)
>>63130
Makes me want to try it out myself. Please if you enjoy it tell me and I might look into more!
No.63132
No.63134
>>63131
Bit, no matter where we migrate, if you aren't there, it isn't /lewd/.
>>63132
*hugs tightly*
No.63136
>>63129
Have another (you) Kyoko!
>>63131
Sure!
Hopefully I'd be able to try help you, only to have someone like Senti to come along and yell at me for giving bad advice!
I'm not sure what vidya you normally play, but hopefully it's something that you will enjoy.
No.63137
>>63135
Hey Kyoko
you drunk enough for some of this prime time dangalang time?
No.63138
>>63136
I can't wait for friday, when we party!
>>63137
I don't want to hurt you again…
Though I want to get to know you.
No.63139
>>63134
I-Is is slut migration season already?!
>>63136
Oh I play pretty much everything. I haven't spent a lot of time in a game for while since Witcher 3. Csgo is kinda taking some time and it will only take more since Kyoko cant outscore me:)
No.63140
>>63138
I have a tattoo of viewtiful joe on my ass.
No.63141
>>63138
>tfw forgot about that
Great!
I can destroy my liver along with my appendix!
>>63139
>tfw everyone is playing CS:GO and Insurgency but I live in the UK and can't join
I play a little of everything too, depends on the mood.
Hopefully dorf fort wont completely consume my life…
No.63142
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Goodmorning /lewd/ how is everyone today?
No.63143
I am hungry :3
>>63142
Morning ^~^
(Its 1PM~ for you but..)
No.63144
PC is meme'ing me hard gotta restart!
>>63139
Soon, slut. I'll have to drag you by a leash to your new home.
And I outscored you, that gamemode is slut friendly!
>>63141
It's not really destroying, it's making room for new things, like me in your life~
No.63145
>>63142
listening to spooky shit
getting spooked
No.63146
>>63141
:( and I kinda hope it does for me. I really want to get into a game. Good news is that B&S is coming out the 19th
>>63142
>>63143
Morning! Hungry too
>>63144
I might go easy on you next game, I was feeling sorry!
No.63147
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>>63143
I only woke up a little while ago so it still feels like morning to me, and besides, most people here are american and it's morning there
>>63145
Don't get too spooked
>>63146
I'm hungry also
No.63149
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>>63147
sorry
but it's gettin real spooky in here
No.63150
>>63146
ok :3
>>63147
Everyone here is hungry :3
but that's right that most of the people here are american..
No.63152
>>63142
Good morning!
Just woke up not long ago, but I'm waiting for the doctor to phone me back.
Seems pretty likely I have appendicitis, so that's a thing…
Have any plans for the day?
>>63144
Well depending on how the day goes, you might be able to replace my appendix pretty soon!
The liver would just be a little more leg room…
>>63146
Maybe dorf fort or B&S will do the trick!
>tfw another game everyone will be playing together apart from me
A worse pain than appendicitis tbh…
Instead of removing my appendix please surgically remove me from Scotland and move me to America.
No.63153
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>>63147
Can you make us something to eat?
>>63148
Morning hammy
No.63154
>>63151
Hi Israeli teenager
No.63155
>>63153
this stuff shoulda worn off by now but im still feeling a buzz wtf is up bittie
No.63156
>>63148
Hey Hailey!
My appendix might be broken, so that's an annoying thing to wake up to.
Have any plans for the day?
No.63157
>>63156
school, home, sleep, idk!
No.63158
>>63152
Ooh ouch, hope you get that sorted, i'm gonna go visit my granny soon since i'll be moving back to scotland on saturday and wont see her again until easter. Aside from that I need to find something to play now that i'm done with xenoblade for the most part
No.63159
>>63153
Sorry, we're both gonna starve
No.63160
>>63152
Everything im saying is making you sad!! What can I say to make you happy?
>>63155
Your siblings wont notice or are they to young? Nothing really just the usual for me
>>63159
Fug! If clown wasn't being a baka I would be eating like a king right now!
No.63161
>>63160
sister is older and she assumed I was drunk. dad found out tho so oops. probably my last time pre oregon I needed a stress release.
No.63162
>>63157
So just an average day huh?
Are you feeling better now?
I'm sure you were feeling sick ealier.
>>63158
I hope so too…
That sounds nice, welcome back to Scotland!
Dorf fort?
>>63160
That everyone is moving over to Scotland!
Sorry I need to leave though.
The doctor phoned and I need to leave for the hospital now to get checked.
Nice talking to you all!
See you later!
No.63163
>>63162
I think I installed Dorf Fort once before but didn't have a clue what I was looking at and closed out of it
No.63164
>>63162
not sick just ugh. yeah i feel a little better now i want a mayaka to cuddle with tho
No.63165
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>>63161
I can't even imagine you drunk
>>63162
If you can make some room and cook and pay for my ticket im there! Same cya later.
No.63166
>>63165
It's happened a couple times but i puke so no drinky
No.63168
>>63166
I bet lol you proabably drink to much orrr just cant handle it yet
No.63169
>>63167
hi
>>63168
cant and dont want to
No.63172
>>63171
I already said hi ><
No.63175
>>63173
You're confusing me!
No.63179
>>63178
Why are you doing this ><
No.63182
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No.63183
>tfw you realize how fucked up it is that you salute a flag every morning
holy shit fuck america almost as hard as israel
No.63184
>>63183
KEK
America is still better
>>63182
Hi
No.63185
>>63183
I still can't believe you legit non ironically do that shit.
No.63188
>>63186
Hey, I got a job, whats up with you?
Im going to rest a bit but I'll respond to you l8r
No.63189
Gonna go lie down with Gropy. Goodnight lewd!
No.63190
>>63188
I guess thats good :3
I am fine… lots of stuff to do lately.
No.63192
I really should get back to hounding cute guys for nudes.
I miss that.
No.63193
>>63189
Dont dream of me beating you again
No.63194
>>63192
Hello!
you are new :3
No.63195
>>63192
Wanna see my nudes as a start?
No.63197
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No.63198
>>63197
8ch is trolling me
No.63199
>>63194
Yeaaah, I believe we met before on trash and I called off contact with you when I learned you were under 18.
>>63195
eh, if you're old enough for it to not be CP.
No.63200
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No.63201
>>63199
You added me on steam?
No.63202
>>63199
I'm 19 you cuck, pretty sure I've told you before.
No.63203
>>63198
Maybe its glad you're back for a bit
No.63204
>>63201
Skype.
I was the one into the idea of using your own cum as lube to fuck your ass after frotting.
>>63202
Oh right!
No.63205
>>63203
Yes.. maybe
>>63204
What are you talking about ><
No.63206
>>63205
[17/11/2015 ] Gvina: I want you to fuck my ass so hard… I feel pleasure from only thinking about your cock moving inside me it sounds so good
[17/11/2015 ] Gvina: I'll return home in an hour so we can do it again..
:3
No.63208
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>>63204
Probably still to young for someone as old as you~
No.63211
>>63206
Lol, not me ><
I'll show you a picture from my skype
No.63213
>>63205
Dont you have school?
>>63206
Take a seat right over there
No.63215
>>63209
Sure! Oh wait, is that a grey hair I spot?
>>63210
>says the pther underage bait
No.63216
>>63215
I am barely underage at this point lol but I'm still mentally 7
No.63220
No.63221
>>63219
I am not even sure what frotting is><
No.63222
WHERE ARE YOU CLOWN!?!? ;_;
No.63223
>>63220
Oh wait! Instead we went with snowballing.
And my skype was ThatDamnBritbong
No.63225
No.63226
No.63227
>>63225
treacherous lying jew.
:^)
No.63228
>>63227
Seriously I don't know what is snowballing
No.63229
>>63228
where you spit cum into each other's mouths.
No.63230
>>63229
Why did you tell me that, it doesn't sound like something nice
No.63231
>>63226
t-this Lot is lying right?
You would never act in s-such a lewd way right? >.<
No.63233
>>63230
Oh, we both know you were really into the idea~
No.63235
>>63219
Wait, are you actually serious?
>>63222
He posted yesterday saying he was done with this place
No.63236
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>>63235
Did something happen? Clown doesen't seem like someone who'd just stop posting!
No.63237
>>63235
Yes.
Actually it may have been at 15…
Anyway are you serious? Why's he gone?
No.63238
>>63233
It makes me want to throw up.
No.63239
>>63238
You can stop playing lewd.
Everyone sees through it.
No.63240
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>>63232
I guess when everyone wakes but I will be sleep and miss it again :v(
>>63235
R-Really?
No.63241
>>63236
I was just lying to make Bit worried
HELLO ANGEL BTW
>>63237
How come you got it at 15…? Did you also get wrinkes at 15 then?
No.63242
>>63240
>R-Really?
Not as far as I can see, Gropy's just being Gropy.
No.63243
>>63241
Stress and trauma can induce premature hair whitening.
No.63244
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>>63241
I knew it!! Ya damn pervert!
No.63245
>>63241
You're the worst v.v
Haaaai
No.63248
>>63239
wait, I fucked up and wrote lewd instead of dumb.
No.63249
>>63239
Wasn't me.
Listen, first time I am here in a long time and you are trying to cause drama and make noise about stuff I didn't do. I can just leave if that will make you feel better
No.63250
>>63243
How the heck where you stressed and traumaed as 15 years old?! I need this story right now
>>63244
Be honest and tell me you got worried :3
>>63245
/slap
You're my favourite kanker
No.63251
>>63249
I'm not trying to start drama!
I'm teasing you with the truth.
No.63252
>>63250
Nawww man I tell enough about my life as is.
No.63253
>>63246
I would but im getting a headache right now plus I gotta sleep very soon!
>>63248
Lewd on the brain fam
>>63250
Once you can last over an hour I will till you, baka!
No.63255
>>63251
I'll just leave because you aren't even listening..
I'll be back in a week - two months.
No.63256
>>63247
Hi! I left to write, and after two hours I had barely 500 words.
No.63257
>tfw don't need to get my appendix removed (yet)
Shower then dorf!
No.63258
>>63254
Im sorry
>>63256
Your book yes? Maybe you need some fresh air
>>63257
Yay
No.63259
>>63252
You barely told me anything… And I love listening to other peoples stories, just do it this once for me please<3
No.63260
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>>63250
Only in the bedroom baka!
You're a stommie
No.63261
No.63262
>>63255
Sorry! I didn't mean anything bad by it.
Woops.
No.63263
>>63260
Gross, I don't want to be in the same bedroom as you, you're a boy!
And what's a stommie?
No.63264
>No reply
Gottem
>>63261
I dont even think I have you on steam! Do i?
No.63265
No.63266
>>63258
Yeah, the so-called novel! I think I just need to fix my sleep schedule a bit so I can actually manage to concentrate during the day.
No.63267
>>63258
You're still awake!?!
It's nice to see you though!
Basically everything points towards it being my appendix, but because I'm not clenching the area because of the pain, they want to leave it alone in case it isn't my appendix.
It's a pretty strong pain, but they feel like it's not strong enough apparently…
They took some blood and I need to get the results tomorrow, but if it gets worse in the meantime I need to head straight to A&E.
No.63268
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>>63263
And how does that matter!?
Not telling you..
No.63270
>>63265
We must not talk a lot :(
>>63266
Im really curious about your book! I just wont understand a single thing sadly. Yea working your brain during the day should help you out very nicely!
>>63267
For now! If it does lead to that I hope everything works out in the end.
No.63271
No.63272
>>63264
>implying I would give you a (You)
>>63268
I'm going to slap you outside the bedroom if you don't tell me, nerd.
No.63273
>>63270
Thanks for the kind words Bit!
You are definitely one of my favourite people!
As long as I can learn some dorf fort before it explodes I'll be a happy man!
No.63274
>>63271
Talk to me!
>>63272
You're so silly little gropy
No.63276
No.63278
>>63270
You'll get to read it once it's been translated to 300 languages and I'm a multi-millionaire!
>>63276
Good morning, Moe!
No.63279
>>63276
Morning moe!
Any plans for the day?
No.63280
fucking weirdest parent conference ever…
No.63282
>>63272
I guess you'll have to because I'm not going to tell you :3
No.63283
>>63273
You're one of my favorite too! Oh you have to tell me if you enjoy too before you explode
>>63276
Morning cake
>>63277
but were talking right now. I can open steam on my phone once I get into the bed. Just take the next step!
>>63278
Yay! Then you can buy me cooking classes so you can enjoy this night breakfast
No.63284
>>63278
Hai skandi how are you
>>63279
I'm gonna grab lunch with my dad I think then get books and do absolutely nothing today. what about you ?
No.63287
>>63283
Before I explode?
I was hoping only my appendix was going to explode but this is more serious than I thought…
I'll be sure to write my opinion in my will, and leave my fort to you.
You can continue to lead my people for me after I'm gone!
>>63284
Sounds pretty comfy.
I'm gonna play some dorf fort and hope I don't need to get surgery today.
Just relaxation tbh.
No.63288
>>63285
Same tbh
>>63286
Is this a no? :(
>>63287
Ooh dont worry you shall be ok and your people will look forward to your return!
No.63289
>>63282
Fine, I'll stop talking to you then, bye.
No.63290
>>63287
I am going to kiss your tummy
>>63288
You're surprisingly talkative lately
No.63291
Time for a slow drinking death
No.63292
>>63290
Im just sleepy fam
No.63293
>>63290
Uhh, are you just going to appear from the shadows or something and get me?
>tfw moe steals my organs and sells them on the black market
>>63291
This has probably been said by everyone on this board by now!
We all have a problem…
No.63294
>>63283
Stop that! Night breakfast is a tired meme!
>>63284
Not great! Been trying to get some writing done and basically failed! You doing any better?
No.63295
>>63293
Just want to escape the madness.
No.63297
>>63296
Why are you posting a pic with condoms and vibrators at me, you lewd monster?!
No.63299
>>63295
Did something bad happen, or is it just a constant sadness?
Anything I can do to help, that the alcohol can't do?
No.63300
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No.63301
>>63298
Hi, master!
>>63300
Finally! Bit was worried!
No.63304
>>63297
Stop studying the picture you pervert!
>>63300
Hello! Hello!
No.63305
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>>63301
I went to Oregon yesterday.
Still not at home out partying at different places.
I'll be home on the 18th
No.63306
>>63299
More just constant stoicism that can get overloaded by bad days.
No.63307
>>63289
Fine… I'll tell you! but now now ^^
No.63308
>>63292
It's cute
>>63293
d-don't threaten me with a good time
>>63294
I woke up with a hard on that won't go away so I think I am forced to fap
No.63309
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Got my house cleaned, got my booze and cigarettes, time to drink, listen to chiptune music and regret decisions.
No.63311
>>63303
Hmph!
>>63305
W-What?!
>>63308
You strange baka
No.63312
>>63298
Hello miles!
How are you today?
>>63300
Doing well today clown?
>>63306
Hopefully it will pass soon.
Don't drink too much!
>>63308
>tfw moe wants to eat my appendix
>>63310
Morning Noun!
No.63313
>>63307
Good, are you finally going to do homework?
No.63314
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>>63311
I meant 8th
I decided to go on an adventure so I went up to see a friend.
>>63312
Today yes, tomorrow? I'll probably be hungover
No.63315
>>63311
I am not strange !
No.63316
>>63312
Okay? What about you?
No.63317
>>63309
Now that's worth a hell yeah
>>63310
it's afternoon you dumbo
>>63312
Stoic is a life philosophy, it doesn't pass.
nah I only got two liters
No.63318
>>63302
Well, we are already talking on email, but even so I get really happy to see you here for some reason!
>>63304
Absolutely not! I'll keep studying it and find all the lewd things!
>>63308
Well, you know what that means.
>>63310
Good morning, Nounykins! Everyone's (You)ing all over the place!
No.63319
>>63312
would you let me host a dinner party with all my friends and have you chained to the table and we all pick apart at your organs and eat you alive while you're forced fed amphetamines to keep you awake and aware what's happening
>>63318
hmph
No.63320
>>63310
>>63311
I came online!
No.63321
>>63313
I don't wanna do homework now
No.63322
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>>63310
Morning morning
>>63314
Could of told me! Hmph
>>63315
Sorry youre not strange youre umm nice
>>63318
Then please give me a list of these things because im leaving now to sleep before I do
>>63320
Maybe next time baibai
No.63323
>>63312
Good morning, how are you?
>>63317
Not for the glorious U S of A!
>>63318
Was your (You) special for me~?
>>63320
Pic 4 u~
No.63324
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>>63322
Thats not how adventures work, my mind just says go and I go. Plus you were asleep.
I go bye bye now, you kids don't die on me, I only posted cause I saw gropys post.
No.63326
>>63319
Well?
>>63322
Weeell, the condoms, the bullet vibrators, the "massage wand", arguably the balled-up tissues and the tissue box, and that's about it.
>>63323
All Noun (You)s are hand-crafted!
No.63327
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>>63319
Desu, since when was you besotted by the 'Red Hunger'.
>>63317
Not really, just going through some motions, really. Christ, is it the 6th already?
No.63328
>>63321
If you're not doing homework you're supposed to tell me.
No.63329
>>63318
Because you're a degenerate exhibitionist.
No.63330
>>63325
We get drunk someday soon.
No.63331
>>63314
I'm sure it will have been worth it at the time.
Don't do anything you'll regret!
>>63316
I've had better days.
Trying to relax but if the pain around my appendix gets worse I need to get surgery…
Kinda annoying.
>>63317
Sorry, I meant the overload caused by a bad day.
I'm not good at talking sometimes!
>>63319
>with all my friends
I'm not good around strangers.
No deal!
>>63323
I'm alright, just hoping my pain doesn't get worse, so I don't need to get my appendix removed.
Moe also wants to cannibalize me, so that's something.
Pretty strange day honestly…
Have any plans for today?
No.63332
>>63330
Just say the word.
No.63333
>>63331
>Moe also wants to cannibalize me
You're the one who brought it up !
No.63334
>>63328
I'm not doing homework!
No.63335
>>63329
I don't think there's any connection, master!
No.63336
>>63334
I meant you were supposed to tell me what stommie is if you werent.
Idiot
No.63337
>>63323
Yes, invade us America. Greatest ally.
>>63327
Welcome to 2k16 mofo.
>>63331
Yeah that's true.
no worry, I'm sorry, I just thought it was criticism to stoicism, I'm really cantankerous..
No.63339
>>63335
You're doing it right now by calling me "master" Though you can't really help it since that's what I am, huh?
No.63340
>>63333
>tfw only talked to moe once or twice and already know how he thinks
Even though I still think you can surprise me…
>>63337
Nah, I maintain a live and let live attitude.
If that's the way you choose to live your life, then it's 100% fine.
I'm pretty much an idiot that knows nothing anyway, so I wont judge!
No.63341
>>63332
I'll find a good date and set it as our drunk date. Could be spur of the moment so keep anything above 20% with you at all times!
>>63331
Shit I hope you feel better. I'm just gonna be moving stuff around in my new room and stuff. Got a new bed.
>>63337
We will… and I'll be there with the army as we take over the Nethelands. Except I will travel with them for one reason and one reason only - to come and rape (You)!
No.63342
Gonna eat first, time for some franks and curry. :3
No.63344
>>63339
Calling you "master" is hardly exhibitionist, master. Pretty much everyone here knows about that.
No.63345
>>63340
I am just a lewd person who drinks, plays csgo and dota. It's not too hard to know how I think, I don't hide my thoughts !
a-and is surprising you a good or bad thing
No.63346
>>63344
That's because we did it so often, dork!
No.63347
>>63343
Perfect! Maybe we can get drunk with moe and have him abuse you about your cute cock.
No.63349
It's my birthday and all I want as a gift is to not feel human anymore.
Or maybe to feel human, I'm not sure which I feel at this point.
HAHA VIDEOGAMES.
No.63350
>>63347
My cock is not cute.
No.63351
>>63349
a-am I allowed to add you on steam so I can give you bad rats ?
No.63352
>>63336
No idea what you're talking about! :3
No.63353
>>63350
Hello, yes. I am cock expert, please describe cock to me and I will give you an evaluation as to whether cock is cute.
>>63351
No bad rats.
No.63354
>>63346
Or because I casually refer to you as "master" all the time, idiot!
No.63355
>>63340
lovely.
Don't speak so lowly about yourself!
>>63341
o-oh
>>63349
happy bday
No.63356
>>63353
Am I allowed to give you a birthday gift ? Happy birthday by the way
No.63357
>>63348
I'll bury you in the sea of trees.
>>63350
I'm sure it most definitely is!
No.63358
>>63353
Shoo.
>>63357
Don't say such inappropriate things.
No.63359
No.63360
Nondes, what is the point of this board?
No.63361
>>63356
Depends on what the gift is.
Probably the biggest gift I've gotten is me paying for someone else to buy monster hunter because they wanted to change their nintendo ID.
>>63355
thank you.
No.63362
>>63341
I'm sure I'll be fine either way, thanks for the kind words.
Were so many people in your bed that you needed a more sturdy one Noun?
>>63345
>dota
>tfw ruin every game I'm in for my team because I don't know what the enemies do and die a lot
Hmm…
If I found myself as a meal for you and your friends, that would probably be a bit of a shock, as far as surprises go…
I don't really judge though, so the surprises wouldn't be bad!
>>63349
Happy birthday Lot!
>tfw you probably aren't happy
Luckily my birthday isn't close…
>>63355
Low self-esteem and depression does that…
I'll try to be more positive though! sorry
No.63363
>>63358
Cut? Uncut?
What makes it hard? How big is it? How thick? Are veins visible?
All these and more determine a cock's cuteness and I simply must know!
No.63364
>>63358
Sometimes I can't help myself, cute butt boy~
>>63360
Instead of shamefully circljerking in the open on 4chan, we now have our own board so we can shamelessly circljerk into eachothers mouth's now.
No.63365
>>63361
Give steam I don't want to say it in public its not lewd I promise
>>63362
w-well it started as an lewd kiss on the tummy..
>>63363
It is the most beautiful cock I've seen and I touched myself to the picture and thought of worshiping and sucking it numerous times
No.63367
>>63365
Sent
>>63366
I'm sad that Teaching Feeling would get me V&
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No.63369
>>63362
no worry, you can get it right!
Get that GRrrrrr feeling, convince yourself and you convince everyone.
No.63370
>>63349
Are you me?
Let's get drunk and eat uncooked waffles.
>>63347
I wanna join in on this drunken cock abuse.
No.63371
>>63367
It was a fun game, but fell-off later since I did not want to sex her much if at all.
>>63368
More abuse for you, Nondes.
No.63372
>>63363
[Spoiler]No. Nothing. It is normal sized with normal veins.[/spoiler]
>>63364
My bottom is simply not cute.
When are we playing video games?
No.63373
>>63370
I don't drink.
I've been drunk once and when I did I begged a guy to take me back and love me again, then I promised I'd always be there for him and support him as a friend no matter what
then the next day I found out he never liked me at all and always hated me and Jesus Christ I just want to die.
No.63374
>>63372
>normal sized
Why lie mister big dick
No.63375
>>63365
>w-well it started as an lewd kiss on the tummy..
>implying you weren't just tasting the meat
I'm on to you moe!
>>63369
I'll be sure to use that technique while playing dorf fort, because I already know they wont listen to me…
Maybe I can GRrrrrr them into submission!
No.63376
>>63372
Photo evidence please.
No.63377
>>63375
That's not the meat I'd be after dummy~
No.63378
>>63371
ids cute abose
>>63372
Later whenever I get my room all nice and situated. Moving around a lot of shit. You're EST right? If so then I'll be ready at like 3-4pm est!
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>>63373
Sounds like a normal drunken confession filled with utter regret.
I got that shit so bad, an ex of 4 years gave me the silent treatment and went all Stalin on me; erasing my existence from her banal memory.
Fucking hate silent treatment, how the fuck can one apologize for behaviour?
Didn't even act too crazy, I just tend to moan in my sleep after drinking too much; which probably spooked her hard.
No.63380
YOU WILL NEVER TAKE OVER THE (GAY) WORLD
SURRENDER TO YOUR HIGHER POWER
FUCK YOU
No.63381
>>63324
Worst excuse ever
>>63326
Now I wonder what your room looks like
Fug sleeping! I shall stay up forever!!
No.63382
>>63375
It can all start there!
buut.. what's dorf fort?
No.63383
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>>63380
Oh god, the gay is overwhelming.
I will not submit to my homo overlords so easy!
No.63385
>>63384
Quality memes my friend
No.63386
>>63377
You have an insatiable appetite moe…
>>63382
Dwarf Fortress!
It's pretty much a game you play when you want the world to know how autistic you are!
No.63387
>>63385
Like♂a♂record♂baby.
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>>63381
I've posted my room before! There's nothing lewd about it! Except, possibly, the moisturiser barely visible behind the glass tankard in the lower right corner, but I'm uncut so I don't use that kind of stuff for stuff like that!
No.63389
>>63379
I won't post it here because like, no need to drag the thread down but http://puu.sh/mlMJw/463d8247be.txt
No.63392
>>63391
Am I not pretty enough to see your penis dear?
No.63394
Sex
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Sex
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Sex
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Sex
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Sex
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Sex
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Sex
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Sex
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Sex
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Ohh yeeaaahhh
♂
That turns me oooon
♂
Fucking cumming
♂
No.63395
>>63389
Awww, you poor thing.
Are you new here? Better if you were, new place, new beginnings and what not.
Don't worry, you'll bounce back. Give a month.
Takes a month to a year to detoxify yourself from such feelings. Oh, happy birthday.
VIDEOGAYMES~
No.63396
>>63393
>>63393
I assure you, my wish to see your penis is entirely in a professional manner.
No.63397
I JUST WANT TO GET SQUAD TO WORK!
No.63398
>>63392
>>63396
There is nothing wrong with being too lewd as long as it isn't constantly!
No.63399
>>63386
wiki says management and stuff.
I like strategy! might give it a go.
No.63400
>>63388
Ah, the comfy Skandi battlestation!
>uncut
It's nice to be a European, isn't it?
>>63390
Nothing wrong with having an appetite moe!
I didn't mean to be rude, my apologies.
>>63392
>>63393
>tfw 2 lewd 4 /lewd/
I'm impressed Lot!
No.63401
>>63395
Somewhat new.
I paid a bit of a visit back when Soaks was having some guy spam Bazinga here from Animus.
I wasn't really posting but I was probably why it all happened.
No.63403
>>63402
>>63398
Again!!
Oh well you get the idea!
No.63404
>>63399
Just make sure you do yourself a massive favour and ask Senti for help to get started!
He will make the game a lot easier to get into.
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No.63406
>>63402
>>63403
You are not very good at this are you?
No.63408
>>63387
Then keep em coming gay boy
>>63388
Oh then what about the other side? Is that where you hide all your lewd stuff? I understand
No.63409
>>63402
INCONVENIENCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED
>>63401
Wow, that was ages ago.
If you often posted in /animus/, sorry if I forgot you, I have a bad memory.
ENJOY YOUR STAY
YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE~
Babblings aside, anything planned for bday?
No.63411
Oh well time to buy stuff i'll see you later.
No.63412
>>63400
At least in that respect it is extremely nice to be European! And non-Jewish, I guess, and whoever else gets circumcised! The downside of being European is that practically all chan people are American, so the time zones are all wrong.
>>63403
You need to be more careful, C!
>>63411
Bye!
>>63408
That's where I keep the bed! Which is about the lewdest thing I've got, I guess. I haven't gotten around to buying big ol' dildos or whatever it is you're expecting me to have!
No.63413
>>63404
whaaat if I'm super stubborn and try it without any help?
No.63414
>>63411
Retail therapy best therapy.
Nothing like food, booze, videogames and sex toys to fill the void in your soul.
No.63416
>>63412
Årgh hold din kæft! xD
No.63417
>>63409
Nah, I wasn't from Animus.
I just knew Piece and Soaks and I'm probably why Piece decided to admit to things that caused the breakdown that made him try to vanish and rebrand himself and shit.
Me and Soaks were pretty worried he was going to off himself actually because of something he posted and I told Soaks that Piece was fine and still posting here (because seriously I watch fucking everywhere, I'm creepy like that.) which kicked off the raids.
No.63418
>>63416
You never type in Danish! Er du full eller noe?
No.63419
>>63410
Soon…very soon gay boy
>>63412
Wait you fap where you sleep?! Skandi that is something else..
No.63420
GAS THE ANIME FAGS
GAY WAR NOW
No.63421
Hey faggot your board fucking sucks.
No.63422
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>>63419
Let me kiss your tummy
No.63423
>>63411
Bye!
>>63412
>tfw everyone is playing vidya together and I can't join in
A-atleast I'm uncut! r-right? heh…heh…
>>63413
Then you are lying and used the wiki!
Joking aside, you would be a god walking among mere mortals…
No.63424
>>63420
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door
/animus/ is two blocks down.
No.63425
>>63418
No, but i know you somewhat understand it.
Or am i wrong? Okay really gonna go now.
No.63426
>>63417
I don't know who Piece is, I made the jump here when HAL decided to spam BAZINGA and thought 'You know, this place is better, is more jazzy.'
I miss Soaks though… OH YOU MEAN CLOWNPIECE?! He's fun.
OH WAIT, I REMEMBER YOU!
Muscly MMA guy! The few stronk senpais who will restore order to the sea of bakas!
No.63428
>>63426
I think my most memorable post during that time
was that spats are amazing and the bulge of a cock against the skintight fabric is beyond compare.
No.63430
>>63423
I swear I just looked at the genre!
ohh that's sounds cool.
No.63431
>>63419
What! No, I fap in my computer chair, generally speaking! I only very rarely fap in bed if it's early in the morning and I can't be bothered getting up!
>>63423
Joke's on you, I wouldn't have joined in anyway 'cause I suck at vidya!
>>63425
I understand Danish completely! Well, written Danish, at least. Bye!
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